You know the rules, post your favorite game, and confess something.
Metroid Prime 2
I've sucked more dicks than giving vaginas oral. It's so much easier to score with males, even though I'm heterosexual or bisexual, but still, I like women a lot more
my secret is that my favorite game is Bioshock infinite
I post as an autistic ridleyfag just to see the reactions
my soul was stolen by my wiccan ex-girlfriend when I broke up with her and now she has it in a bottle in her house for the rest of eternityI'm not making this up.
No More Heroes
In the 3rd grade, I jacked off at my desk in the middle of class because I was bored. My teacher saw me cum but didn't say anything.
Great taste, hope you'll kick the addiction man
I only go on this board for the shitposting and furry porn
/b/ has much better furry threads you know. I use better loosely
Diddy Kong Racing
I knew a guy who was a massive prick and lied a lot. I borrowed his copy of Wrestlemania 2000 on the N64 without telling him I'd be moving house. I don't regret it one bit
I'm trans and I repress it because it has such a bad fucking image
At this moment, Starcraft 2
I like cocks, I've always wanted to suck one, I consider myself completely heterosexual and do not find men sexually attractive, but I find some cocks very nice. Shemales are the best thing on god's green earth for me. Nobody knows about this except you, /v/
The Wind Waker.
tummies are the only thing that can get me off. It's always been like that. Sex has always been gross to me, I have no clue what's wrong with me.
by being a retard who though girls were icky at 14 years old. I've made so many stupid fucking mistakes i'm suprised i haven't offed myself already.
shoulda let off the gas near the 8th game, so that it seemed closer than it was
I just bought a Reimu fumo. I don't know if there is any going back from this path.
The only thing i know about her is her name, and what she looks like. And even that is only because of one picture in my yearbook.
And the picture isn't actually in the main part of the yearbook because i don't think she was actually at my school for a full year.
videogames always made me want to be someone strong and powerful instead of some frail weak virgin/spoiler] i baited someone into fighting me and then i smashed his head in with a brick to see if i could do it
I've used my mom's dildos before and have sucked my own dick multiple times
thats not as shocking as i thought it would be.
some anon used to come to these threads and tell a story, i can vaguely remember it
>anon and anons friend were walking on a bridge
>he accidentally pushed friend off
>friend is kill
>guilty as fuck
>still feels guilty
that anon tells it much better than me cause i got memory loss
>and have sucked my own dick multiple times
it's better than jerking off but that's about it
the dildos were just dildos, I didn't use them because they were my moms or anything but I just wanted something bigger in my butt
Come on, fess up
We all have done things we aren't proud of
Lots of small things and a second monitor for our computer.
At the time I was fine with it, not so much as I grew older, it pretty much killed my sexual drive completely and nothing gets me off
I'm kind of a feminine guy, lots of people tought i were a girl before, sometimes i wonder if crosdressing would be good, no homo tho
i find fat or chubby guys extremely hot , i am a guy
Donkey Kong Country 2
I have a GF and i love her to death, be might be my wafiu But im fucking stuck cheating on her with an "Ex". This "ex" is a fat landwhale that i date before i lost my house in a store about 2 years ago(along with most of my vidya). 2 years later im still doing this and i want fucking out. I should be able to just get up and leave her but for some reason i fucking cant. I dont want to make her cry or someshit. I need help. I just want a happy life with my current GF. help me please...
Fave vidya is the entire Metal Gear Solid series and i'm so fucking hyped for MGS5
I usually keep it a secret... but i think Final Fantasy is one of the most over rated games ever made
Wind Waker or Legend of Dragoon
I'm a "popular" webcomic artist and like to post edits of my stuff all the time. Why else do you think some of the edits you see look so closely to the original?
Can't think of a game I define as my favorite
I was too chickenshit in middle school to kiss the girl of my dreams. In high school she fucked like 30 people. We dated later on, but never did anything real good because she stopped finding me attractive.
i know how you feel bro ,
my ex was kind of a witch too , her mother even made curses for people , funnily even her mother told me to stay away from her
ive broken 7 girls hearts and pushed 2 to suicide. got one pregnant in 2013, she "had a miscarriage" last October.
My dad is more than likely cheating on my mom. Im the only one who has put the pieces together, but for some reason I dont care and that makes me wonder who I really am.
it's not really hard to be honest and i also never said i wanted it rough like that. also tried to push him away but as im weak as fuck, he was strong and i was on my knees i didn't really have a choice.
afterwards i thought i could have bitten his cock but i didn't think about it at the moment. also wouldn't have had the balls to do it anyways
I remember one of the most traumatizing days of my young life was accidentally walking walking in on my dad looking at porn on the computer and being forced to come to terms with the fact that he wasn't perfect and infallible.
Resident Evil 4
Confession to make I played this game and beat it when I was Twelve, and The Regenators remain to this day one of the Scariest Things I've ever seen and when I was upstairs in my Room I had a terrible hallucination (IDK the name for it) where I heard the sound that Regenerator makes coming up the stairs and I screamed out loud.
Here's the real part that I am ashamed of after that I threw Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition in the Bin. I regret to this day please go easy on my I was just a Stupid Kid, that made a mistake and I have to live with it for the rest of my life.
>Super Smash Bros (64, Melee, Brawl)
I am impossibly infatuated and in love with a girl. I think it would be impossible for me to love another.
I frequently blame myself for things that go wrong in general and do everything in my power to keep things from going wrong.
I think the aforementioned girl's depression and anxiety rubbed off on me, leaving me with anxiety.
I am a boring person and I'm self-conscious of it, but I'm fairly skilled at many games and good in school.
I know this isn't super confession-worthy, but it's all I got. Sorry it turned into a blogpost.
Anyway, I think all 3 Smash games are enjoyable in their own ways and I think Smash 4 will deliver another new experience. I am not excited for the hype train to come to an end.
Twilight Princess I played the HD collection before playing MGS1.
I shitpost souls threads with images of Kevin James and lengthy retarded copypastas
when i was at middle school a guy jerked on biology class and wanted a girl to touch his dick , even he offered me to touch it , funny thing is the theacher didn´t noticed even though he was moaning and shit
About 3 years ago I was "raped" and I actually really enjoyed it, to this day I sometimes setup things with guys on craigslist and roleplay rape scenarios to relive it.
Wanting to be a woman doesn't mean I want to fuck a bunch of guys, that's half the shit I try to distance myself from I like knee-length skirts and cute fuzzy jackets but I don't know if I'll ever wear it in public. Maybe I should move to an asian shithole backwater country where they always wear surgical masks and just cover my face
Any of the Metal Gear games, but 3 in particular
I even love PW and 4, although I'll admit it certainly has its flaws
I'm desperate for cock. Like, really damn desperate just to get my lips around one. If any of us were in a room together alone for more then five minutes, I can guarantee you I'd end up on my knees unzipping your pants and thanking you for the privilege of doing so.
I've masturbated to furries every since I hit puberty. I always wanted to go to a convention, but all the deviantart nerds and tumblr drones scare me.
Final Fantasy Tactics
it always takes me months to go penis in vagina sex with a girl, i'm always too nervous though i've had sex hundreds of times with different partners. that nervousness never goes away. also i have strong urges to eat women's asses and breasts, literally eat them.
Everyone thinks I'm just a beta faggot because I look manly as fuck and I'm always surrounded by girls telling me their secrets and insecurities and I never do anything other than listen to them and give them advice. Truth is I'm just too lazy for the sex.
So i've finally got a girlfriend after spending 21 years as a kissless, handholdless virgin and NOW women are noticing/coming onto me.
What the fuck.
Get over here anon, I know exactly how you feel.
Meet girl, who's into the same shit as meI still love here
We hang out a lot and get really close
I fuck up badly by doing something I regret and she loses interest in me.
Couple of months later she gets a boyfriend
I keep blaming myself for not making a move and start blaming myself for more and more shit.
Get way and way more depressed
You should probably confess to your GF so you don't make matters worse, she'll probably be mad as fuck but if she loves you she'll forgive you. Then proceed to drop the landwhale by letting her know you can't be around her anymore.
I want to cuddlewith a bearand fuck a kemo bear beastman, but the only 3DPD I'd fuck are hairy anons
>Share your shit opinions without threat of being called out for having said shit opinions
Welcome to what guys who aren't socially awkward notice in high school. Once one woman decides you're desirable, they all decide you are. It's mainly the whole "you want what you can't have" mindset.
3 was excellent
Never really liked PW all that much... maybe because it was a big change from the usual MGS formula
4 is a fave of mine and i place it on par with 3
you can always suck my cock
My gf is a or was a wiccan, she told me once after getting drunk but she told me she's pretty done with this thing. But goddamn is it strange and some other stuff too about her.
I still love her and we're playing a couple of games coop, but she doesn't like video games as much as she tried to show, always surprised how incult she is sometimes
I used to be a perfectly normal straight guy, then moved from the usual vaginal sex videos to lesbians, anal, foot fetish stuff, hentai videos, doujins, ahegao, yuri, incest, loli, bestiality, futa, real scat videos and real bestiality videos and then started to watch tranny/gay porn and question my sexuality. I'm trying to quit porn now, I feel like I'm defaggotizing myself but it's happening too slowly.
When I quickly scrolled down and skimmed through the thread and I thought you meant she broke your heart but you think your soul is literally stolen?
How are you gonna get it back?
>posting from an iPhone
Just a namesync circlejerk for blogging about shit
You're not gay, just stop watching porn so frequently. You've seen so much vanilla shit that your brain's dulled to the point where it can't get off to it anymore, so it's craving more depraved shit. Just stay your hand for awhile and you'll be fine. Also, where do you go for beast and scat?
I really would, at any other time I'd be pulling down your pants and getting ready to swallow as much as I could.
But just now, Kiefer Sutherland got a flat tire outside my house. Now he's sitting here watching TV while I try to fit nine inches of Solid Snake down my throat.
I used to fuck with people that I saw bully other kids by doing really fucked up things to them with them not knowing it was me. There was this really bitchy rich preppy girl that used to bully this cute 8/10 girl and I've put shit in her locker like horse shit, sugar in her cars gas tank. She gotta rental after that and I waited until she was at a football game being a cheerleader and my best friend that was in this vigilante justice half way though the school year and I stole her engine, trans, radio and seats. Don't ask me how we didn't get caught but we made 4000s dollar and split it.
It makes him happy. I'm still not sure how it makes me feel. It gives me a raging boner even though he only likes to keep things 100% PG. I don't know, Anon. I just don't know.
how is that even possible on an anonymous site? just curious
my ex gf was one too, she was really fucking hot as well. crazy ass bitch though, suicidal blackmail and all that shit, she probably has my soul but its of no value to me and i noticed i changed a lot after the break up