What is your favorite Donkey Kong character? Mine is Lanky Kong from Donkey Kong 64.
>>262251624
Dankey kang
Lanky as well
lanky kong was the most memorable of the kongs in 64 despite the fact that he had no style or no grace, I think it might have been this kongs funny face
>>262251624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFIbn0VTl1Y&feature=youtu.be
It was neat that he could handstand when he needs too, I also liked that he could stretch his arms out just for you.
>>262251976
>MLP
kill youre self
cums in spurts
>>262251976
>Not Rarity
Die
>>262251959
HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL
FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE
HE
HE
HE
HE
JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT
i just fall of chair!!!!
simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest?
LOL
GOOD MEME
SORRY I MEAN
GREAT MEME
GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO
I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XD
LE UPBOAT
XD
WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
>>262252412
HAS
>>262252412
I hope you didn't hurt yourself copy pasting that
>>262252412
>>262251624
expand dong
I appreciated his nuanced skill in digging tunes.
>>262252412
fucking saved
fuck off with this forced meme
>>262252412
ayy lmao
>>262252594
DICK
>>262252412
anon you have gone too far this time, I am afraid the damage is permanent.
>>262252412
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS ANON
IS A WASTE OF SPACE
>>262252412
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>>H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this funky rap! HUH!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!
[Break: 1 Measure]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!
She shrinks in size to suit her mood!
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
She floats in air and climbs up trees!
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG!
[Break: 2 Measures]
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he wants to
And stretch his arms out just for you!
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune! HEY!
DK! (DK!) Donkey Kong!
DK! (DK!) Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood!
He can fly real high
with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He can make you smile when you hear his tune
But, Kremlings beware
cause he's out after you!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK
Finally, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy! Hehehe
Come on Cranky!
Take it to the stage!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
>>262252670
oh hello
>>262252670
I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE
>>262252084
Will orange and blue with the new meme color scheme?
>>262252670
thank mr skeltal
>>262252412
cebruz, you are such a fucking faggot
>>262252412
>>262252412
Jesus christ.
>>262252670
get away from me you skinless beast
>>262252670
>>262252412
>HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
>
>WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL
>FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE
>HE
>HE
>HE
>HE
>JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
>
>HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT
>i just fall of chair!!!!
>simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
>upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest?
>LOL
>
>GOOD MEME
>
>SORRY I MEAN
>
>GREAT MEME
>
>GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO
>I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
>
>NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>
>XD
>
>LE UPBOAT
>
>XD
>
>WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
>
>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>
>EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE
>is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
>BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
>fucking epic ass meme
>i love that fucking meme so much man
>wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
>*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
>>262252412
Blow Piggy from Jungle Beat
epoc meme :^)
reported
>>262253096
>>262252412
Love this meme guys, keep It up! ;)
literally HE?
>>262252925
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
FOR YOU
>>262253307
tanks mr. ebolin
>>262253307
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>262253393
FOUR YOU
>>262253393
4 u
>>262253307
thanks doge
>>262251624
HE HAS
WELL
LIVED IN THE JUNGLE
SHUT THE UP AND DELETE THIS THREAD
HANDSTAND!
>>262253307
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>262253307
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>mod deletes the post
>doesn't delete the thread
HE HAS STYLE
HE HAS GRACE
THIS MOD
LIKES THE FUNNY FACE
>>262252750
>Melee's version
Sorry, all I heard was
>"FASTPACEDGIBBERISH"
>guitarplaying.wav
>"FASTPACEDGIBBERISH"
>guitarplaying.wav
"FASTPACEDGIBBERISH"DARHYTHMSGUNNAGETCHOOOOOOOO
because of that, the Melee version sucks.
also:
>Melee's "heck" instead of "hell"
shamefur dispray
>>262253627
This makes me laugh harder than it should.
>>262253737
haha what meme is that from
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>>262253694
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND STICK HIS
WALNUTS, PEANUTS
PINEAPPLE SHELLS
the crocodile wit the tities
>>262253627
>>262253787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LPrUqQAJka
>this entire thread
>>262253838
Fuck you dad get the fuck out of my room and quit judging me. No I won't mow the lawn I fucking hate you and Mom. Fuck.
>>262253307
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
It is the destination we shall be heading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdcAISQdhhA
>tfw when Lanky was actually my favorite character in DK64
>tfw /v/ randomly decided to make him a meme
FOR FREE
>>262253307
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>262253838
le for free face
>>262253838
DEAR CUT VS. UNCUT FAGS! 4chan is my favorite gay forum so it tears my heart up to see you hate each other. That's why I'm posting a docking picture. The purest way an uncut fag can express love to a cutfag by sharing his foreskin.
I'm a cutfag, and I like having a clean, smooth, thick , windblown, cock that takes a little bit longer to cum and tastes like sucking the lightly salted neck of my lover.
I'm attracted to uncutfags, asian traps mainly, with their cute little PENIS all protected and wet, ready to cum because it's so sensitive with just a hint of pungency to it. But I don't just like to peel it back and suck it, sometimes i want his foreskin to come forward and hug my cock and let my roughneck PENIS with a 2/3 less STD rate due to it's lack of an absorbing surface outside of the urethra, Let it know it can have a soft caring home to keep it comfy and safe.
I don't want my head to be moist all the time, I like my lover to make it moist with his mouth which he does often because it tastes no different then any other part of my skin. I wouldn't have my lover any other way then what he is though. In all his sensitive, cute, uncut glory.
So i ask you to put down the keyboards of war and embrace the NEW /v/ with peace, love, and docking
>>262253307
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>262251624
HE POSTED AGAIN
HE MAKES THE POST LONGER JUST4u
>>262251624
definitely lankey. sucks that he isn't in any games anymore apart from the dreadful DK Jet Race (or Barrel Blast depending on what region you reside in)
>>262254197
HIS POST-A-KONG GUN
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
>>262253896
Jesus Christ, I'm crying
>>262254120
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
sad alien
>>262251831
>ironic meme humor
I fucking hate this shit.
>>262253307
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>262254324
THIS ANON
HAS A FUNNI FACE
ORANGE SODA
>>262253307
I love you Ebola-chan!
What was it?
>>262254484
So you quote me and not OP? Why?
>>262254508
>warm orange soda
who's better at shitposting /v/ /sp/ or /tv/
>>262253307
>african diseases
>>262254387
ayy lmao
>>262253838
JUST FORFREE
>>262254387
oaml yya
>>262253393
UUUU
what an awful thread
>>262254679
/sp/ by far. It also has THE absolute youngest userbase, where the average age is actually below 18.
So /v/... What's your favorite video game?
What video games do you guys like?
>Mods delete some shitposts but not the thread itself which has NOTHING to do with vidya
Seriously, what the fuck? This thread is 90% pure shitposting.
>>262255072
but /v/'s is even younger
>>262253307
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>262255089
Gone Home, Fez and Last of us
>>262255089
>>262255141
>>262255089
>>262255141
This one
Epic meme, my friends.
why is this thread still alive, how many people shitpost this. just why
>you will never have a legitimate discussion about Lanky Kong again
Thanks shitposters.
>>262255193
>he doesn't like the shitposting threads
Get a load of this heh
>>262251624
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DUDE
YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING NEET.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LPrUqQAJka
>>262254387
alo myay
>>262254387
ayy bruh
>>262255089
>>262255141I love me some Ape Escape.
roll for your waifu :)
>>262253307
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
because Ebola is fucked up and I'm fucking scared of it
>>262255194
/v/ might have a bunch of 90's kids who are nostalgic for the PS2, but at least the minimum age is 20.
why are newfags so obsessed with getting trying to meme spout their first ideas?
Is this the Bane Posting of /v/?
>>262255334>tfw my name is Stephen>tfw get bullied every day cause this fuckmint has the same name as me
>>262255334
No one has ever talked about him anyway. You're the same one that made that thread yesterday, aren't you?
>>262255193
Donkey Kong now is not video games? You're a funny guy anon.
>this fucking thread
that's why reddit is better than us
>>262255520
just for you
HE GUSTA
mmmmhh...delicious /v/eme
>>262254387
ayy lmao
>>262255473
dude its a board about video games
>>262251976
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFIbn0VTl1Y&feature=youtu.be
why delete your post you content stealing brony faggot?
>>262255590
sorry you can't handle real memes
maybe you should go back to reddit
>>262255456
THERE HE IS
THERE HE GOES AGAIN!
>>262255662
>liking mems
/v/ is always so obsessed with making the next millhouse or pedobear
>>262255456
roll
>>262255631
Thanks doc
>>262253307
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>this thread
I don't want to be on /v/ circa 2012 again.
>>262255651
Yeah, and? /toy/ is a board about toys. /mlp/ is a board for fans of a little girl's cartoon. Both of them have an older userbase than both /v/ and /sp/.
Lacking the attractiveness and charm of the previously mentioned chimpanzee, as well as an overall sense of elegance in his refinements or movements; This example of an Asian species of extant great apes is adorned with a highly amusing front upon his highly unstable cranium.
Holy shit this is a fun thread
>>262256025
what the fuck is this thread
>>262256152
AGAIN TODAY I'M REALLY GAY I ALWAYS DIIIIIE
SO GUYS WHAT IS YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE MEME
>>262256165
come on /v/
come on
>>262256175
I see you're finally back
to have sometailfun
>>262256165
Oh dear.
>>262255983
>/jp/
>bad
It's the best board, moot said so!
>>262255983
Who's being Ironic here?
I'm just shitposting
also
>lanky has no style and he's wearing a white tee that barely covers his chest with overalls
Bravo Rare
>>262255983
No Anon,YOU ARE THE NEO-/v/!
>>262256313
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>>262256175
A /s4s/ simulator, the mods don't seem to care
>Ayy Lmao
>HE
>Bane
>FOR FREE
>Vivian
/v/ culture moves so damn fast, but anyone who spouts these memes probably thought Shoop Da Whoop and Me Gusta was funny once.
TELL ME ABOUT LANKY KONG. WHY DOES HE HAVE A FUNNY FACE?!?
>>>/h/e>>>/h/as>>>/n/o>>>/s/tyle,>>>/h/e>>>/h/as>>>/n/o>>>/g/race
>>>/t/his>>>/k/ong>>>/h/as>>>/a/>>>/f/unny>>>/f/ace
>>>/h/e>>>/c/an>>>/h/andstand>>>/w/hen>>>/h/e>>>/w/ants>>>/t/o
>>>/a/nd>>>/s/tretch>>>/h/is>>>/a/rms>>>/o/ut>>>/jp/ust>>>/f/or>>>/y/ou!
>>>/i/nflate>>>/h/imself>>>/jp/ust>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/a/>>>/b/alloon
>>>/t/his>>>/c/razy>>>/k/ong>>>/jp/ust>>>/d/igs>>>/t/his>>>/t/une!
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SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
>>262254387
awww lmao
>>262251624
you faggots are insufferable
>>262256572
hey rofl
>>262256480
>>262255983
>what did i warn you about shitposting
>while also shitposting
>>262256480
STOP
>>262256553
>Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)20:21:28 No.262256553
cry about it
>>262255590
>being this new
underaged faggot pls, kill yerself, eeh maetie
>>262256572
AYY
WALNUTS
PEANUTS
HE
HAS
A BIG GUY
>>262256572
All me!
Let's compare our dick sizes
I'm 8 inches
>>262256501
why don't i go to /s4s/ more
>>262256670
OBLITHERATE
>>262256610
>2D
gross
>>262256782
22 inches soft
6 inches erect
>>262256553
>bane
>ayy
>for free
>/v/ culture
>>262256695
>Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)23:22:18
Why are you doing this
>>262256025
/toy/ is for collectors
/mlp/ is a contentment board
but video games is a thing a lot of teens play. and 4chan is the go to place for edgy kids due to le anonymous. /b/ is their first board, then they go to /v/
>>262256165
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>>262256860
disappointing anon
big tits always look cuter in 2d
>>262256782
>futa with an 8 incher
holy shit my boypussy
>>262253307
i love u ebola chan
REMINDER:
THERE IS A JANITOR IN THIS THREAD AND HE LET THIS HAPPEN
THANKS M00T
>>262256165
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>>262256793
ABORT THREAD
>>262256564
HUAGH
>>262251624I still don't understand the HE thing
>>262257101
BASED JANNY
THIS 7 IS FOR YOU JANNY
this thread went fullHEtard.
>>262256838
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>>262256992
>thinkingNah man, just get.
>>262256939
Sorry, I don't follow meme culture or know which subreddit they originated from.
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>>262255456
Rawl.
>this thread
>>262256981
FLYING
This epic meme is what all true warriors strive 4
>>262251624
Lanky Kong is a fucking asshole. I worked at Donkey Kong Island with the DK crew for little over a year, but decided to quit after about a month of constant harassment from him. HE was always sleeping during meetings, or stretching his arms out under the table with Diddy even though everyone could tell. One day I couldn't stand it anymore, HE was sitting next to me inflating himself just like a balloon and everytime I tried to talk HE would handstand to interrupt me. After the fifth time I grabbed him by the shoulder, the rest of the crew gave me worried looks of disaproval. HE looked me straight in the eyes, handstanding extremely loudly. HE reached for the gold banana in his pocket and presented it to me, then HE said in a shrieking monkey voice: "Want some? It's just for you." I lost my temper and knocked it out of his hand, Lanky gave me this look like HE couldn't believe what I was doing. After that HE was quiet for the rest of the meeting, victory was mine, or so I thought. The next day I sat down by my desk, only to find a gold banana stick to my ass when I sat down on the chair. I consulted Lanky about it, but HE acted dumb and pretended to have no idea what I was talking about. But it didn't stop there, every day HE would put a gold banana somewhere. Under the coconut gun, in my shoes, between my oranges, HE even replaced the walnuts my wife had made for me with nothing but gold bananas. Fuck Lanky.
>>262256572
AYYYYY THAT LMAO AND BLUE
L4WFAGS BTFO
>>262257205
It's an ebin forced meme, there's nothing else to understand
>>262253393
FOR YOU
I like Lanky, but I really hope this dumb meme dies out.
>>262255759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2iv-vMKT8
I really want someone to set that copypasta to this song.
>>262257286
That's a 5.
These are dubs.
>>262257252
>>262256610
>boob window
muh dick
>>262257495
UPVOTE THIS POST IF YOU TRULY LOVE CHAOS AND DISLIKE LAW AND WHAT IT STANDS FOR
2, off by one
>>262253393
FOR YOU
3 HAS NO STYLE
3 HAS NO GRACE
how about an 8
>>262255456
58 please
>>262257590
WE ARE BROTHERS IN ARMS
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9345757/2/Candy-Kong-s-Farting-Problem
>>262253896
That was funnier than I thought it'd be.
>>262257590
upv0te
>>262255456
Eh, alright
>>262255089
>>262255141
Mega Man Zero 3, I'd say
>>262257704
Baka
Try this on for size
>>262255456
I'll get the waifu that'll make me kek the hardest.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little HE thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" orange monkey, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a collectathon shit game. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic kongfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>262253307
He he, I'm glad you all love me so much, Anons!
Maybe I'll come visit you soon!
>this thread
>you will never get an 8
;-;
>>262257857
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>262257857
I AM GODDAMN UNBEATABLE
>>262257857
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
These threads are what keep /v/ fun.
Fuck everyone who reports things because they don't like them.
And fuck the mods.
That will be 9.99 plus tip
>this thread still alive
>>262253896
>>262257971
IS THIS THE BIRTH OF AN EPIC NEW COPYPASTA!?
>>262257857
thank mr skeltal
Fucking faggots dont know how to check this 6
>>262257973
m-may i stick my dick in your ass?
>>262257973
Th- that's okay you don't have to do that.
OF COURSH!
>>262258124
thats a big picture :)
;)
;-)
;-D
>>262257973
I love you Ebola chan!
I'm sure you will avenge the loss of Bubonic-chan
What's going on in this thread guys
>>262258229
Thanks! Much appreciated buddy!
mfw this is the worst forced meme on /v/ in a long time
>>262258297
>>262258273
So how long have you two ladies known each other?
Can I get a 5
>>262258408
>>262257857
I LOVE YOU SUNDOWNER
>>262258392
Ayy lmao
>>262258460
Good on you, Kermit. At least somebody around here does.
>>262258502
Humanity was a forced meme, you know.
THIS IS NOW A PEPE THREAD
6 and your waifus become mindbroken for me
>>262258460
You lying piece of shit.
>>262258626
fug
>>262258460
fuck you flying fat fuck frog
>mods allow this but delete gg threads
If you were a meme, which one would you be?
>>262257973
YES PLEASE
>>262258623
POST PEPE
>>262258560
>you will never suffocate to death in the eternal vacuum of space
>>262258626
O-oh no!
8
>>262258626
>>262258626
2 and the waifus are freed
>>262258626
but why
Holy this is the worst thread I've seen in ages.
It's like watching Reddit's dying muscle spasms, instinctively spouting memes.
>>262258876
Thanks doctor!
>>262258912
0 AND MARISA DIES
>>262258626
5 and you're a virgin
>>262258626
>warios face when
TOAST PEPE
>>262258797
Pac-Man.
>>262258493
>>262258623
SPIDER BITE
SPIDER BITE HURTS
>>262258912
T-thanks anon
>>262258392
ur version a shit
>>262258912
HOLY SHIT
Captcha heyrey mercy
Seven
>>262258912
Thanks.
>>262258979
>>262259059
ayy lmao
>>262259020
OUCH
SPIDER BIT ME
QUIT IT SPIDER
QUIT BITING ME SPIDER, OW
>>262259120
ayy bby wan sum fug?
>>>/h/e>>>/h/as>>>/n/o>>>/s/tyle>>>/h/e>>>/h/as>>>/n/o>>>/g/race>>>/t/his>>>/k/ong>>>/h/as>>>/a/>>>/f/unny>>>/f/ace>>>/h/e>>>/c/an>>>/h/andstand>>>/w/hen>>>/h/e>>>/n/eeds>>>/t/o>>>/a/nd>>>/s/tretch>>>/h/is>>>/a/rms>>>/out/>>>/jp/ust>>>/f/or>>>/y/ou>>>/i/nflate>>>/h/imself>>>/jp/ust>>>/lit/ike>>>/a/>>>/b/alloon>>>/t/his>>>/c/razy>>>/k/ong>>>/jp/ust>>>/d/igs>>>/t/his>>>/t/une
>>262258912
Banks based banon.
STANDING
>>262259120
Hi anon
>>262255456
rollin
>>262259120
I hate you. 4 and everyone here teleports to Gensokyo.
>>262259120
It's okay Rambo, you can talk to me.
>>262259120Hello?
>>262258912
4 and you're waifu is shit
>>262258912
6 and you give me a cool 100 dollars.
I love each and every one of you.
>>262258912
4 and they're all mind broken by me again
>>262253393
FOR YOU
nigger
HE HAS A
NO STYLE
FUNNY FACE
JUST LIKE A BALLOON
>>262259382
nigger
>>262255456
ayy
>>262259348
thank mr skeltal
>>262258912
based anon
>>262259348
thank mr skeltal
>>262259382
Not even close, you n*g*er.
4 days everyone!
How will you celebrate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIABzN0IiFU
>>262258912
2 and all your waifus die no take backs
>>262256572
ME ON THE LEFT
>>262259382
6 and you're a nigger, nigger.
>>262259510
Ridley when?
DO NOT UNZIP THIS PICTURE
>>262255456
ggg
4u
>>262259510
7 and Sakurai releases Smash 4 tomorrow for everywhere but Japan
>>262259564
9 and you're a fag fag
>>262259510
Sakurai, how thoughful of you to censor your racial slurs.
But please put Ice Climbers back in.
8 AND THE LEAFS WIN THE STANLEY CUP
SCREENSHOT THIS SHIT
>>262259637
>>262259590
who the fuck puts mushrooms on a pizza
pepperoni and pineapple master race
3
\]
7 and ridley is in smash
>>262259637
oh shiiit
>>262259637
4 and Ridley is in it
>>262259637
>>262259772
thank you
>>262259521
holy shit this is hilarious
everyone in this thread needs to s**t the fuck up
888 get
4 and Lanky Kong becomes /v/'s official mascot for a week and the DK rap play throughout the board,
8 and we all get girlfriends or waifus by the end of the year
>>262259923
Fuck you
>>262259772
>pepperoni and pineapple
HELP
I'VE FALLEN IN SHIT TASTE AND I CAN'T GET UP
If this ends in a 9, Moot makes 4chan Lankychan for eternity.
>>262259978
tripooos
>>262259821
Nice 3 you fucking nigger
I'm 9ing and loving it
>>262259978
SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
>>262258626
>>262259978
C-could this be it? Finally?
>>262259978
Thanks for trying anon, but some things aren't meant to be.;_;
>>262259978Does this mean I'm going to die, /v/?
>>262259978
thank mr anon
>>262259637
>>262259978
3 and said waifu is Lanky Kong
You guys are all just joshin' right? Just havin' a laugh. That's fine, I love a good laugh. You'll all go back to normal posting when this thread 404s right?Right?
>>262252670
thanks mr skeltal
>>262260397
1 and this guy is a fag
>>262257857
IM FUCKIN INVINCIBLE
>>262260374
0 and said waifu isMarisa's rotting corpse
>>262260397
Of course, anon.
>>262260434
7 and I put a bomb in your toilet.
>>262260434
3 and we're all fags
Anyone wanna jerk off with me on Skype while watching hentai? Add me: hentaifap
>>262260587
OH SHIT
>>262260587
wow fuck you
4 and the bomb is a dud
>>262259772
>putting fruit on a pizza
absolutelydisgusting.jpg
4 AND WE ALL DIE
[?] No style
[?] No grace
[?] Funny face
[?] Can handstand when he needs to
[?] Can stretch his arms out just for you
[?] Can inflate himself just like a balloon
[?] Digs this tune
>>262260587
>>262260606
>60606
>>262260664
9 and there's another bomb in a secret spot I'll never reveal.
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262260664
>>262260664
THANK YOU
3 and these threads are NEVER EVER POSTED AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_efesgktUQ
B4NE?
>>262260664
Fatman loses once again
5 and Vamp is best
Is anyone here even having fun?
>>262251624
Muh motherfukin Nigga
Lanky is one bad ass dude, he doesn't give acrap about k. rool and his plans the nigga just wanna have fun wreking stuff and punching lizards and vemins away with his fucking armsi used to really hate him back when a little brat, i was a little faggot
you know what to do.
>>262260986
me on the left
>>262260780
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262260924
>>262260846
>>262260812
>>262260795
>>262260664
ALRIGHT
HOW ABOUT THERE'S A BOMB IN EACH OF YOUR TOILETS.
5
>>262260664
okay fuck face
8 and I give your mother a stand that will eventually kill her
>>262257852
>Mega Man Zero 3
Good taste
>>262252412
Yes, another shitpost to add to my shitpost list.
>>262260931
I want to kill myself to stop the pain.
Real though.
9 and this thread will be crashed with no survivors
Reddit is starting to sound like a good idea.
>>262260986
ME 5th FROM THE LEFT
5 confirms it
>>262260986
Me in the green.
>>262260780
>>262261078
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262259772
>NO HAM AND PINEAPPLE
T
H
I
S
A
N
O
N
H
A
S
N
O
T
A
S
T
E
>>262261126
>implying reddit is better than this shitfest
C'mon, live a little.
>>262260780
>>262261078
>>262261252
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262261126
fuck off and don't come back
>>262261252
>>262261078
>>262260780
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262261126
6 and Reddit users develop brain tumors
My favorite kong is one hell of a guy
>>262261126
You'll never make it there, anon. It's so horribly designed, and you can't even have a discussion because all dissenting opinions are silenced by downvotes.
>this thread
if 5 only HE threads may be posted for a week
2 and Lanky is kill
>>262261119
it's all ogre now
>>262261126
Leave then you fucking faggot.
6 and Lanky Kong fucks us all with his golden banana dildo
7 and everyone in this thread leaves 4chan for a week
>>262261119
5 and we all survive except for lanky
1 and we're all reborn in an anime
The hell is this thread about? I thought I was on /s4s/ for a second
>>262261119
7 and I'll crash this threadfor you.
>>262261570
3 and we were in an anime the whole time
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
>>262260780
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262261570
>tfw you will always be a 0
>>262261525
FIVE
I
V
E
>>262261601
It's about shitposting. Yes, you're pretty much on /s4s/ now. Please find another board if you want to have meaningful discussions.
9 confirms youre waifu is a nice person
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
>>262260780
>>262261668
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>over 400 posts in a HE thread
Wh-what's going on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6UydqWS01g
>>262261525
I want to tuck number 3 into bed and sing Tinman by America to her until she falls asleep.
>>2622616575 and m00t must be summoned
7 and we get trapped in a dream anime world
6 and shitposting is banned forever.
>>262261725
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 0 confirms my waifu is better than yours
>>262261119
Has this thread started a fire?
>>262261780
we're saving /v/
>>262261749
>>262261668
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
>>262260780
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could someone tell me what the fuck is with the OP pic?
Something janitor related?
>>262261601
/v/'s just exploding all over this thread right now for some reason. It'll probably go back to the usual mediocrity in about an hour.Maybe more.Imagine.
>>262261749
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
>>262260780
>>262261668
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262261464
ayyy lmao
>>262261815
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>262261780
behold, the glory of the altruistic man of content control
>>262253307
I love you Ebola-Chan!
>>262261815
>>262261934
>>262261896
>>262261749
>>262261668
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 and this thread lasts forever
>>262262056
3 and you're right
REMINDER
>>262262087
9 and this thread dies right now
>>262262051
>>262261934
>>262261896
>>262261749
>>262261668
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262262134
8 and you must eat a dick, nigga
This is the best thread on /v/ right now.
3 and the threat is immortal. HE never dies and Lanky Kong is your new ruler.
>>262262134
8 and you must eat a dick, nigga
>>262262187
>>262262051
>>262261934
>>262261896
>>262261749
>>262261668
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is this thread still up?
>>262262283
OSHIT
2 AND SMT TAKES BACK ATLUS
>>262262283
thank mr lanky
6 and Lanky Kong if accepted on all boards.
>>262262283
0 and HE becomes SHE
>>262262283
thank you mr lanky
>>262262094
HE HAS NO STYLE HE JUST BANNED ME
THIS MOD DOES IT ALL FOR FREE
>>262262283
>>262262283
Good job janishit.
If you ever feel like breaking your altruistic spree I'll reward you with a pet treat.
>>262255141
Yoshi's Island.
>>262262283
ALL HAIL LANKY KONG
>>262262283
8 and scooby doo licks my poo
>>262262342
>>262262187
>>262262051
>>262261934
>>262261896
>>262261749
>>262261668
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
>>262260780
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262251624
>>262262283
OH SHIT
>>262262283
NO
>>262256572
Gotcha
>>262262283
There is no god
In all seriousness, Lanky is my favorite. I was hoping he'd return to more games, but the only one I hear he has was the bongo racer, which I never played
>>262262283
2 and he'll stretch his arms out just for you :)
>>262262283
4 and I break your face
>>262262457
Why is that girl at the bottom left holding butts?
>>262262349
Sometimes the best way to deal with a fire is to let it burn until the flames die and then the ashes birth a new phoenix like that one part in Harry Potter and The Second Book In The Series.
Or something.
>>262255456
Rollan. No homos pls.
>>262262283
>>262262283
>>262262563
7 and you turn gay
>>262262594
Thank you Jotaro. 5 and this thread 404's.
>>262262283
HAPPENING6 and Lanky Kong becomes Illuminati
>>262260780
>>262261078
>>262261252
>>262261379
>>262261410
>>262261668
>>262261749
>>262261896
>>262261934
>>262262051
>>262262187
>>262262342
>>262262490
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262262582
thank mr lanky
>>262262594
OH FUCK
>>262262283
>>262262283
0 and I reverse this!
Any other number and Cranky has defeated me
>>262262594
>>262262685
>>262252229
>>262252367
i don't get it. what is pony about that post?
>>262262582
6 and he inflates just like a balloon
>>262262690
>>262262490
>>262262342
>>262262187
>>262262051
>>262261934
>>262261896
>>262261749
>>262261668
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
>>262260780
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is now a waifu thread
>>262262763
8 and i slap your shit
>>262262690
>>262260780
>>262261078
>>262261252
>>262261379
>>262261668
>>262261749
>>262261896
>>262262051
>>262262187
>>262262342
>>262262490
>>262262690
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>262262815
0 and marisa dies
>>262262685
REST IN RIP
>>262255456
roll
>>262262706
5 and he'll inflate himself just like a balloon
>>262262853
Shitpost general.
http://pastebin.com/mtNKEKkD
>>262262690
>>262260780
>>262261078
>>262261252
>>262261379
>>262261668
>>262261749
>>262261896
>>262262051
>>262262187
>>262262342
>>262262490
>>262262690
>>262262827
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait let me just *gets report button out* call the do-it-for-free-man :) *reports and nothing ever happens because he is too busy masturbating* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262262816
8 and you draw Kranky fan art
>>262262685
>>262262853
we're talking about video games
>>262262813
>>262262690
>>262262490
>>262262342
>>262262187
>>262262051
>>262261934
>>262261896
>>262261749
>>262261668
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
>>262260780
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262262685
JoJo wins again
also check my 6
8 and we just do this again another thread
>>262262685
3 and the thread lives on
>>262262853
Video Games
Check my 4
why is this thread still up
0 and video games are shit
>>262255456
waifu roll
>>262263001
>>262262938
>>262262827
>>262262813
>>262262690
>>262262490
>>262262342
>>262262187
>>262262051
>>262261934
>>262261896
>>262261749
>>262261668
>>262261410
>>262261379
>>262261252
>>262261078
>>262260780
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 and lanky kong dies.
>>262262853
why, my peanus weenus of course :)
hahah!
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)
what the fuck is going on in this thread - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
We're already dead. This is hell.
>>262263098
Well his face is pretty funny, so we want to keep seeing it4.
1 and moot shuts down 4chan
>>262263150
8 and you die fag
5 and Power girl rips a massive one in this thread
>>262262594
Wow, what a gay. Lanky Kong isn't just a monkey, butIT WAS I DIO, AND NOW YOUR 4 IS MINE!
7 and we all get bans
>>262263150
jojo already got a 4 and killed him
>>262263176
haha peanus weenus
:)
>>262263223
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
>>262251831
It doesn't look like Gotta Go Fast, though. Gotta Go Fast is just a blue blob. He missed the point of the whole meme.
how many people are in on this shit meme? how does a meme so bad get like this? is this a raid
>>262263282
9 and you get a perma ban
4 and this will become the only board and thread on 4chan for the next 439 years
9 means Lanky Kong steals all STYLE and GRACE from everyone in this thread and they will forever be cursed with a FUNNY FACE
>>262263223
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
>>262263281
You mean this 4?
>>262260780
>>262261078
>>262261252
>>262261379
>>262261410
>>262261668
>>262261749
>>262261896
>>262261934
>>262262051
>>262262187
>>262262342
>>262262490
>>262262690
>>262262813
>>262262827
>>262262938
>>262263001
>>262263142
>>262263305
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :) *rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>262253307
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>262263454
we're already on that path anon
>>262263454
oh shit
8 and everyone in this thread is banned and move back to reddit
>>262263367
No, this is just a metric fuckton of steam being blown off to help keep us sane until Smash releases.
>>262263492
7 and i will cum inside lanky kong
5 and Lanky is the new overlord of 4chan, Reddit and Tumblr
>>262263454
7 and /v/ become /v/ - Waifu Discussion
>>262263416
8 and we both get doubles
Where actually is the mod? There's no way he would let this thread stay up so long, even if he got paid to do his job.
>>262263223
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
>>262261126
Enjoy being shadowbanned fucktard.
>>262263367
This isn't even as close to as bad as ayy lmao.
7 and Lanky Kong replaces Vivian as our SJW daughterfu. We will ask tumblr to make artwork of HE for us.
>>262263740
7 and waifus are shit
>>262263873
rolling for this
>>262263609
you know what could help you let off steam?playing a video game
>>262263454
>>262263907
new
new
>>262263927
thank you
>>262263927
OH SHIT
6 and Palutena farts superbad
This was fun. We had fun today.
3 and this thread gets stickied
>>262263927
kek I won
>>262255456
>>262262619
>>262263119
1v1 me fegit.
>>262264119
Me too, anon.
7 and we all die tonight
Its sad this is the only fun to be had on this board
>>262264443
HAVE
>>262264607
GAY
>>262252412
the worst part about this is i know there's going to be one fag who screenshots this to post on tumblr
>>262264607
DICKS
>>262264660
Anon, I have NEVER gay.
>599 replies
Why?
>>262264965
Because /v/ has no style or grace.
>Autism containment thread
Please don't let it die guys, we need to keep the rest of the board clean.
6 and Chrom, Ridley, and King K Rool are Lanky's final smash
>>262265048
>Please don't let it die guys, we need to keep the rest of the board clean.
It past bump limit so it will die son.
>>262265048
you're posting here also anon ;-)