What is your favorite Donkey Kong character? Mine is Lanky Kong from Donkey Kong 64.
HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL
FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE
JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
i just fall of chair!!!!
simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest?
SORRY I MEAN
GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO
I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
anon you have gone too far this time, I am afraid the damage is permanent.
>>>H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this funky rap! HUH!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!
[Break: 1 Measure]
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes!
She shrinks in size to suit her mood!
She's quick n' nimble when she needs to be
She floats in air and climbs up trees!
If you choose her, you won't choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's ONE COOL KONG!
[Break: 2 Measures]
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he wants to
And stretch his arms out just for you!
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune! HEY!
DK! (DK!) Donkey Kong!
DK! (DK!) Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood!
He can fly real high
with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He can make you smile when you hear his tune
But, Kremlings beware
cause he's out after you!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
D. K.! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Finally, he's here for you!
It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew!
This Kong's...so strong, it isn't funny!
Can make a Kremling cry out for Mummy!
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow; he can't jump high
But this Kong's one heck of a guy! Hehehe
Come on Cranky!
Take it to the stage!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells!
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells!
>HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
>WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL
>FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE
>JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!
>i just fall of chair!!!!
>simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
>upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest?
>SORRY I MEAN
>GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO
>I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
>NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
>EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE
>is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
>BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
>fucking epic ass meme
>i love that fucking meme so much man
>wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
>*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
LIVED IN THE JUNGLE
SHUT THE UP AND DELETE THIS THREAD
Sorry, all I heard was
because of that, the Melee version sucks.
>Melee's "heck" instead of "hell"
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I'm a cutfag, and I like having a clean, smooth, thick , windblown, cock that takes a little bit longer to cum and tastes like sucking the lightly salted neck of my lover.
I'm attracted to uncutfags, asian traps mainly, with their cute little PENIS all protected and wet, ready to cum because it's so sensitive with just a hint of pungency to it. But I don't just like to peel it back and suck it, sometimes i want his foreskin to come forward and hug my cock and let my roughneck PENIS with a 2/3 less STD rate due to it's lack of an absorbing surface outside of the urethra, Let it know it can have a soft caring home to keep it comfy and safe.
I don't want my head to be moist all the time, I like my lover to make it moist with his mouth which he does often because it tastes no different then any other part of my skin. I wouldn't have my lover any other way then what he is though. In all his sensitive, cute, uncut glory.
So i ask you to put down the keyboards of war and embrace the NEW /v/ with peace, love, and docking
>ironic meme humor
I fucking hate this shit.
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>you will never have a legitimate discussion about Lanky Kong again
>he doesn't like the shitposting threads
Get a load of this heh
YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING NEET.
I love me some Ape Escape.
Donkey Kong now is not video games? You're a funny guy anon.
I don't want to be on /v/ circa 2012 again.
Lacking the attractiveness and charm of the previously mentioned chimpanzee, as well as an overall sense of elegance in his refinements or movements; This example of an Asian species of extant great apes is adorned with a highly amusing front upon his highly unstable cranium.
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
/toy/ is for collectors
/mlp/ is a contentment board
but video games is a thing a lot of teens play. and 4chan is the go to place for edgy kids due to le anonymous. /b/ is their first board, then they go to /v/
big tits always look cuter in 2d
Lanky Kong is a fucking asshole. I worked at Donkey Kong Island with the DK crew for little over a year, but decided to quit after about a month of constant harassment from him. HE was always sleeping during meetings, or stretching his arms out under the table with Diddy even though everyone could tell. One day I couldn't stand it anymore, HE was sitting next to me inflating himself just like a balloon and everytime I tried to talk HE would handstand to interrupt me. After the fifth time I grabbed him by the shoulder, the rest of the crew gave me worried looks of disaproval. HE looked me straight in the eyes, handstanding extremely loudly. HE reached for the gold banana in his pocket and presented it to me, then HE said in a shrieking monkey voice: "Want some? It's just for you." I lost my temper and knocked it out of his hand, Lanky gave me this look like HE couldn't believe what I was doing. After that HE was quiet for the rest of the meeting, victory was mine, or so I thought. The next day I sat down by my desk, only to find a gold banana stick to my ass when I sat down on the chair. I consulted Lanky about it, but HE acted dumb and pretended to have no idea what I was talking about. But it didn't stop there, every day HE would put a gold banana somewhere. Under the coconut gun, in my shoes, between my oranges, HE even replaced the walnuts my wife had made for me with nothing but gold bananas. Fuck Lanky.
I like Lanky, but I really hope this dumb meme dies out.
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I'll get the waifu that'll make me kek the hardest.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little HE thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" orange monkey, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a collectathon shit game. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic kongfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
He he, I'm glad you all love me so much, Anons!
Maybe I'll come visit you soon!
These threads are what keep /v/ fun.
Fuck everyone who reports things because they don't like them.
And fuck the mods.
That will be 9.99 plus tip
IS THIS THE BIRTH OF AN EPIC NEW COPYPASTA!?
Thanks! Much appreciated buddy!
So how long have you two ladies known each other?
Humanity was a forced meme, you know.
>you will never suffocate to death in the eternal vacuum of space
Thanks for trying anon, but some things aren't meant to be.
Does this mean I'm going to die, /v/?
You guys are all just joshin' right? Just havin' a laugh. That's fine, I love a good laugh. You'll all go back to normal posting when this thread 404s right?
Muh motherfukin Nigga
Lanky is one bad ass dude, he doesn't give acrap about k. rool and his plans the nigga just wanna have fun wreking stuff and punching lizards and vemins away with his fucking arms
i used to really hate him back when a little brat, i was a little faggot