freaky talent

>>261888242
stream LoL with that voice and you will be a millionaire.

jesus christ...

>>261888481
friend I would but my good computer is broke and im stuck on a windows shista laptop that can barely run fallout 3.
However, I thought of hosting a LoL tourney.
Also thought of going to one, Arlington around, and going "tibbers" quietly behind someone

>>261888242
are u a qt cakeboy
epik simply epik

He has no style, he has no grace.
This Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to,
And stretch his arms out, just for you.
Inflate himself, just like a balloon.
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!

Please, I need this for reasons.

>>261888778
That sucks. Anyway, take care of your voice if you're going to keep doing that. I don't know how much stress it puts on your chords but read up on how to take care of such things.

>>261888916
im so out of the loop whats a cakeboy
I bake and i am a lady but im afraid that may be slang for something scary.

seriously tho im so bored. Gimme a line. I'll VA it like annie.As long its not /b worthy.

>>261889025
bruh i was in choir for 5 years and im in drama. I am v good about this. thank for your concern tho

>>261889006
ok, Coming up. will quote again when done with link.

i've been practicing video game voices my entire life. here is a sample of my talent

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ScJzfaHV28

>>261889516
I laughed way fucking harder at this than any of OP's vocaroo

>>261889516
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ScJzfaHV28
ur gay

Do that I'm meltiiing line from wizard of oz.

Vocaroo this:

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT NECKBEARD DICKLESS PUSSY CUNTS.

WOW SOME WOMAN WHO TWEETS ABOUT EQUAL RIGHTS AND FEMINISM IS OUT TO DESTROY OUR PRECIOUS MIGHTY NO, 9, A SUCCESSOR TO SOME SHITTY FRANCHISE THAT NO ONE WHO'S RELEVANT ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT. but oh no! women can't let guys have their fun! all of them are joined together in a crusade to SPREAD EVIL FEMINISMOH GOD HOLY SHIT, which is obviously controlled by the JEWS AND THE ILLUMINATI. but WE WON'T LET THEM!!! you know why? because us gamers won't give up!! us 4channers hahaha, US /v/ROS HUH? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHm, man we're so cool and intellectual sitting in a pool of our own piss and shit while our parents have to clean up all the mess we left behind and keep feeding us because we're so fucking incompetent that we can't even get a job and move out or get a GIRLFRIEND. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT GIRLFRIENDS BECAUSE I HAVE my kawaii ugguuuuuuu 1 dimensional doll that will let me ram my dick into her mouth and fuck her and beat the shit out of her and make her drink my putrid smegma all night because that's all she's fucking good for! WOW NYANNERS HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME? WOW WHAT A USELESS WHORE CUNT FAGGOT BITCH, SHE'S UGLY ANYWAY LIKE A 2/10 AT BEST, I DON'T FUCKING NEED HER. i have much higher standards than that!

no one's going to ruin your fucking game. no one cares about MUHH FEMINISM. nothing's gonna change, like usual. go fuck yourselves

you're a bunch of fucking pathetic, bitter virgins who have no idea what they're talking about, but gee who would have thought coming from a userbase comprised of mostly high-schoolers, and you feel the need to create a shitstorm out of nothing because you're so anal-pained that you couldn't get your dick wet

>>261889267
>>261888778
thers some faggots at /lolg/ doing a tourney

>>261889516
I love you. so much.
>>261889006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0meKq55Hi80 here you go
>>261889741
ok. It'll take a bit but I'll get that right up.

>>261888242

That's not really Annie, that's prepubescent female doing a high pitched voice, there's no tone to your lines, no acting or feeling put to it, there's a reason why voice actors are actual actors. All you're doing is reading lines in an agitated way with a high pitched voice.

>>261889878
but how do I fuck with them. how do i use this power for evil.
>>261889741
i am pissing holy shit you are a beautiful person

>>261890013
just do one take. if you start laughing and break character, just compose yourself and keep going.

>>261890281
ok. Then, how do you suggest I get better at it? I can

>>261890754
I can do her lines well, I have some issues with trying to do other things
(sorry autoposting is mean to me I havent been on 4chan since 2012)

>>261890754

Do the same artists do, copy, imitate, if you can do a high pitched voice, try imitating hers, hear yourself, compare, repeat until you get something clean. If you notice, she doesn't talk fast like you do, there's an evil tone to her voice, childish but without making it incredibly annoying, it's not completely squeaky either. You have the tone, you just lack everything else.

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>>261888242
>mfw 5 to 7 seconds in

>>261891110
thank you! I'll work on that.
>>261890650
ok, reviewing first take. I messed up a few times (not laughter; I lost my place in the text and kinda stumbled) so I'll try to get it better.

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>LOLI VOICE

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I have over 1k Annie games in normals and ranked, I came.

>>261888242
Would you like to help me create a webseries?

>>261892050
yep. Been told it makes a decent Nepeta too.
>>261889741
Ok. I did another, and took the best version. Unedited. sorry, it's about 10 PM and it's been a bit of a week. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GLankdliNe
>>261889740
oh shit bruh I just saw you. I''ll get that asap. just like, "IM MEEEEELTING OH WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WOOORLD"
>>261892684
are you a god
>>261892953
Sure, I'm game. whats it about?

I feel second-hand embarrassment for you

>>261893112
Be honest, are you bronze?

>>261893112
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GLankdliNe
im fucking dying.

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>>261890013
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0meKq55Hi80
this is amazing

>>261889740

>>261893528
eh, it's a hobby. and the only way to get better is to do. If i did it for my friends/datemate, I wouldn't get any feedback. Also they'd probably punch me in the face. Thanks for feedback though.
>>261893670
I have no idea what you mean by that.
>>261893796
I'm good with childrens books too. this one was so fun.
>>261893687
me too bruh. me too.

>>261889740
Whoops, forgot the link!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10qw2RuiONe

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>>261894114
pls do

" Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence. "

>>261894513
wop here it is http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xXTt3jzOuK

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>>261894962
i'm in love

thanks annie

>>261888242
>>261888481
>>261888778
OP your voice is beautiful and way better than Nyannershit. It will be a crime if you don't do something with it. Make a videoblog, tumblr, i dunno whatever you like. Just something. Make a youtube channel and do shit like Nyannershit except with your voice being way better, and get shit tons of money as well as thousands of virgin fans. just do it.
also do you have twitter?

>>261895479
no prob bruh. any time.

OP, how much to play a match of League with you on skype?

Now for MY Annie impression:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PZueomvrTb

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>>261889267
>seriously tho im so bored. Gimme a line. I'll VA it like annie.As long its not /b worthy.

Damn, that's pretty good. would you say "I'm fucking invincible!"?

>>261889741>>261890650>>261893687 here
Thank you for making this thread. it's the first thread in a week I've been able to be in, that has been able to divert my attention away from gamergate

I'm with >>261895807, you got anyplace that are able to post stuff that people can follow?

>>261896258
Do more, do more!

>>261895807
hm, well I have a lame ass twitter I rarely use (its primary use is an occasional RP twitter, secondary is to complain about shit) but its @actualLeonhart. I;'m sketch on giving my tumblr out on 4chan tho
also who is "Nynnarshit"?
>>261896062
bruh my computer won't handle league right now- to recap, my usual one is toast ATM, and im on shista. and can't run fallout 3 well. However skype is a yes. send me a PM on the twitterd.
>>261896258
GOD IS REAL
>>261896279
yes. you're next.

>>261896425
>>261896597

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gBKneCgrvE

Subtle vocaroo thread?
Here's some shit while I'm bored.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w2oCBvT0lr

>>261888242

your voice needs to be a little higher

do this if possible

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOU’RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /V/, NEWSFLASH: NOT EVERYONE IS GAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>hiya
Ya fuck off neck beard Weeb

>>261896869

Anyone got the "Snake walks in on Otacon getting off to futa" one? Shit was a bit spot-on

>>261888242
I HAVE A BONER
YES I SAID IT
I DONT CARE CALL THE POLICE

>>261896740
marry me, you magnificent god
>>261897191
Will do. sorry, that's second take after me fiucking with a friend who was in a match
>>261896279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ItVTt5RT4p
>>261897307
I will see about it.
>>261897435
friend I don't grow hair on my neck. my hair isnt even.. wait it actually is long enough to be tied in a knot under my chin you win i am indeed a weeb neckbeard
>>261897645
not sure if "ew "or "thanks"

>>261897307
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oWl4fNhwRk

>>261897702
>not sure if "ew "or "thanks"

on the internet and here in 4chins, its quite a compliment

>>261897702
thank you for taking that request, it came out great! Have you tried mimicking other voices?

>>261897761
ilu

This is long but plz OP.

Are you on your feet all day? Does the contact pounding cause your ankles, knees and
back to ache?
Hi, Billy Mays here for the world’s greatest insole, Impact Gel.
Why am I smashing my hand with this hammer? To show you the amazing protection
you get from Impact Gel.
And this hammer is real.
The same gel technology is used in our Impact Gel insoles.
If you have sore, tired, aching feet, Impact Gel absorbs more shocking pressure than
other insoles. Unlike regular insoles that break down over time, Impact Gel is injected
into the areas that provide pressure relief where you need it most – the heals and balls of
your feet.
The gel never breaks down. And when impact occurs, the insole soaks up the shock and
the force now ripples throughout the gel pads. No regular insoles can do that.

>>261888242

too soon for the next /v/ musical

>>261897956
I tried a nepeta, and I tried to do vi. Unfortunately, I'm not quite skilled enough to do Vi. I also VA'd Calliope from homestuck for a bit before I lost my voice for the 3rd time that year. I can do a helluva british accent.
>>261897761
seriously. youre the best. you're fucking god.
>>261898131
oh my god. after the capslock anon, yes.

OP please do this

There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic CIA agent guy isn't it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat fucking fuck up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bane fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "FOR YOU. FOR YOU. FOR YOU".
You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.

>>261888242
Shits impressive OP, wish I could do this for laughs in skype calls

ayyy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04jI3Dzy8dl

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Can you sing "Booty Man" by Tim Wilson?

>>261897307
It's unedited. But here ya go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qajdK4eCNd
>>261898131
you're next. Want me to mod lines? Or, word for word?
>>261898838
incredible

>>261899125
Ehhh, it's fine as it is probably. Change the lines if you need to though.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1geAdPLXD6R

>>261899092
I can try. No BG music tho. You're after infomercial man, and "there he is. there he goes again".
>>261899198
okie dok.
Fun fact before I get going on it; billy mays died on my birthday. which is the same day as franz ferinands' assasination.

>>261899348
>billy mays died on my birthday. which is the same day as franz ferinands' assasination.

im cring bro

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Do what Tyrone does and charge $5 to read anything that people send you.

Congratulations, you are going to be very wealthy.

>>261896597
>Just in case any new people show up, I wanna set some things straight, so things don't go worse down the line. I'm kinda a fan of @femfreq
fucking dropped.

>>261898320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LBw08wnpaY

Please say "Axe, this is what I really sound like. I just wanted to let you know that.

>>261899567
>Not supporting feminists just to make your own life more difficult.
Fucking casual. Keep on playing life on easy.

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Pls
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ihH_-O7ev2o

>>261899884
http://youtu.be/iEdBeyXGZ94

>>261899884
>>261900306
Find some text to read from

>>261899567
Ok. I just wanted to let people have a headsup on what they're gettin into before they get in too deep.However, if it's any consolation, I don't get all preachy like some can get. And, I figure I'm reasonable too.
>>261898131
here, I had some trouble with it b/c i'm a dumb, but her ya go. It's raw, but can be edited if wanted. http://vocaroo.com/i/s13sdMGYAzmN
>>261898320
you're next
then >>261899092, then >>261899762,>>261899884,>>261900306
>>261899492

who the fuck is tyrone? anywho, I don't have paypal so not for a while. Might as well get my shit out there, then when I man up and get one charge. Kinda how some crack dealers give out freebies to get people addicted, then charge em.

I don't even like LoL but I'd fuck you OP

>>261900420
Tyrone is that black guy in a suit who would sit in front of a computer with an image of the client's choice and then read whatever they sent him in a serious tone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SjgYMLJW0k

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>>261888242
>Americans pronouncing "pasta"

Every time.

>>261900742
you're right we should say it like the inbreed brits

"oi mate u lookin for soim poista?"

>>261900639

You don't even know what she looks like, typical neckbeard xbox live fashion getting horny to a girls voice.

I bet you think phone sex is hot.

>>261901019
Probably shouldn't say this since OP has been pretty cool, but there's pictures of her on the twitter account she linked. She's not bad, I'd probably bang.

>>261900742
how is it meant to be said? Like a strangled chav?

>>261901193
Post pics plz.

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>>261896597
>seriously if you're a MRA get the fuck away from me
I know right? Fucking sociopaths wanting paternal rights, equal sentencing for equal crimes, and basically for feminists to get all the rights and privileges they want so long as the responsibility and accountability comes with it.

I thought you were cool OP, but the SJW shit is kind of fucked. I'm a MRA and like it or not we have some valid points, and much like not every feminist is a feminazi, not every MRA is full on fedora.

I'm all for genuine equality, but I'm not interested in the authoritarian egalitarianism regime which demonizes heterosexual white males the majority of SJW are pushing for.

>Anita/Femfreq
Believe it or not most of us "shitlords" don't hate Anita because she's a woman or feminist, we hate her because she propagates her toxic ideology by twisting words and taking things out of context. That said, I personally agree with some of her points, but her delivery is so dripping with agenda it's hard to not be offended. Also not a fan of the sociopaths who terrorized her out of her home. Just like I'm not a fan of her pretty much ripping off everyone who contributed to her kickstarter.

Truth is, I don't even like calling myself an "MRA" but everyone insists on labels these days, and if you're a heterosexual white male who doesn't feel he owes anybody anything, who is all for true equality (but that also means no handouts/employment bias/etc) and would just prefer this whole victim culture would fuck off and people would just stop drawing lines in the sand and discuss things like adults, you're MRA.

>>261901304

Paste-ah

that doesn't even sound like annie

>>261888242
AYY BB GURL
U WAN SUM FUK?

>>261900420
Pls OP I need this soon >>261899762 also change "axe" to "axemented".

>>261888242
>tfw you voiced a character in an upcoming game
>but you can't say which because the game hasn't been announced yet
>give /v/ a very subtle shout out in recording

Holy shit this thread is cancerous.

ASSFAGGOT players pls go

Nayners is that you?

>>261901304

Just "pasta". Not "PAHHHH-STA". Then again, you people also pronounce it "MAH-rio", so maybe I shouldn't be surprised.

Jesus Christ, clapistanis.

Literally the most autistic thing I've seen on here. I am now done with the internet. Thank you OP.

Op was banned for a bit. No reactions will happen for a bit and a half.

>>261891690
What is this gif from?

Google gives me different things

>>261888242
you don't really sound like annie at all in that, record yourself doing some of her lines

Can I see your bare tibbers?

>>261901885
lol

>>261901997
It was cause of proxy stuff probsably.

>>261901449

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02BNaoqdt1e

here i did this just for you

>attention whoring: the thread

Sounds more like Lulu

>>261901885
Wait what the hell was OP banned for? If OP was banned wouldn't the thread had been deleted? I'm pretty sure this should have been done on /b/

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

>>261902203
Indian detected.

OP how good are you at sucking dick?

>>261902268
Have you been to /b/?
Its not what it used to be.
It's fucking awful.

>>261902338
He doesn't sound indian at all.

>>261902313
Kek/10

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>>261894114

>I have no idea what you mean by that.

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>>261902385
Feel free to judge for yourself.
Here is OP's pic, brought to you by her twitter

from the mouth of OP herself

>>261900639
thank
>>261900681
oh my god. Life goals.
>>261901019 >>261901193
my twitter actually has some pics of me from a bit ago, actually? I dyed/cut hair since then tho. also got better lighting.
>>261901358
bruh I see some good in MRA's, but as a group, thery tend to be as off their rockers as some SJWs. and I totally see and acknowledge your points.
As for anita's stuff, I find it intresting to watch. I play and know most the games she talks about, and sometimes if not most I find that her videos do illuminate things I normally wouldn't have thought of.
>>261901654
srly who the fuck is Naynners
>>261901996
no, but you can have my knees in a bra
>>261901997
I needed a proxy to view the youtube videos. My dad blocks youtube after 11 PM to make everyone sleep.

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>>261902710
Pic 2

>>261902768
>My dad blocks youtube after 11 PM to make everyone sleep.
are you 12?

>>261902957
17 Actually, thank you very much.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>261902710
>>261902878
would bang but she looks like she would try to murder me afterwards

>>261902768

Nayners is a sentient half dienct loli voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA

>>261902878
>that webcam quality

Holy shit, its like 2003 all over again

>>261902710
why would you do this to her?

>>261903048
Why haven't you run away from home or killed your dad yet?
My parents used to do this shit to me but that was when I was 10.

>>261902710

She looks about 14.

More word from OP. I think I am her mouth now.

>>261902957
No, but my brother is. He just uses a universal thing b/c he is lazy.

>>261903048
>17
inb4 b&

>>261903076
>17

inb4 MODS MODS MODS, etc

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>>261902878
here is OP as a witcher.

>>261903048

MODS! MOOOODS!

>>261903210
Ask her to vocaroo my request >>261901520

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>>261901929
>I Thought It’d be Harem Paradise, but it Turned Out Yandere Hell
It's a visual novel NIS is making. I like yanderes but it looked really generic from what I saw.

>>261903320
your mother sucks dwarf cock

>>261903076
yes. very true.
>>261903151
its windows shista what do you think its gonna look like
>>261903186
bruh I wanna be a teacher one day. A v cool history professor. Gotta ride this cash cow till I am graduated and have a pantry large enough to feed an army.
>>261903205
bruh I know people think im an 8th grader all the time
>>261903223
I turned 18 like 2 months ago christ my friends suck

>>261902710
>>261902878

attack on titan annie leonhard cosplay when

>>261903283
She is actually 18

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>this thread
sad

OP just wants to let you all know that she sucks millions of dicks on a daily basis.

>>261903320
beautiful.
>>261903453
HOLY SHIT I AM UNBANNED HUZZAH
>>261903510
when I get the things for it?? I'm a poor student I have no money for cosplay

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>>261902710
>Leonhart

Appropriate name. First thing I thought of when I saw your photo.

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>>261903334
>>261903223

>implying /v/ is an 18+ board

>>261888242

Global Rules:
2) If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.

>>261903510
this

ur a qt op

>>261903438
Many thanks anon, I just thought the gif was really funny.

>>261888242
kill yourself faggot

>>261903581
she's even got the nose and everything

>>261903581
>>261903510


She actually uses a picture of Anne for her twitter profile picture already

jesus this got derailed. doing the shorter request first before spiderman shows up.
also
>>261902548
I'm serious bruh what do you mean by bronze

>good voice
>also cute
OP, it's time for you to conquer a YouTube

Five.

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How fucked do you have to be to fish for attention on /v/?

>>261903575
Me too man. I got banned for posing HE 10 seconds before two other guys, so it was called "Spamming"

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>>261898265
>I can do a helluva british accent.
right let's fucking hear it then, give us somethin love

>>261903575
Some janitor probably placed a ban request on you. If they do that, you get muted for a while and a mod chooses whether or not to ban you.

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>tfw 20
>tfw people think im 14

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>>261903582
https://www.4chan.org/rules

I KNEW IT, I KNEW ONE OF YOU DUMBASS FUCKERS WAS GOING TO SAY THIS

>>261903845
Well, she follows Anita whatsherface, so it's really no suprise

>>261903751
I lol'd, it's true.

>>261903573
As an actual friend of OP, I must say this comment is rather inaccurate.

>>261901774

It's not marry oh you faggot

>>261903575
I don't tend to say this but you wouldn't believe how hard my dick is right now

>>261903880
>>261898265
she should sing lods emone
particularly
>WOP YA WAD ON THA COUNTAH

>>261903845

I know, right?

I-if I were a girl, I would probably do it too.

>>261903921
Well, it could be worse; You could be 14 and have people thinking you're 20

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>>261903921
There's the girl I work with that is 26, but looks like she just turned 18. I legitimately thought she was someone's daughter who was just hanging around when I first saw her.

>>261898265
>I can do a helluva british accent.

Have you ever been told this by an actual British person?

>>261904039
First day on the internet? Get used to people saying random insults and hate just because you are there.

>>261904159

There's a new girl who started up in one of our regional stores. I've never met her in person, but I talk to her on the phone every day and she literally sounds like she's 12 years old.

>>261903921
I hear you bro, Canadianfag here and I'm 19. I've been told to get out less than 10 seconds after entering a liquor store because the clerk thought I was a minor.

>noko
>i am a lady
>what does bronze mean?
>i am a fan of femfreq

and that's where I dropped it. These sort of people should be left to what they deserve. underage b& that is

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>you will never be a woman who makes six figures a year because of a natural talent she didn't have to work to obtain or even work very hard to utilize

>>261904270
i know sister :( these misogynistic neckbeards really get me down

>>261888242
i dont have anything for you to say, but i just have to say your voice is so adorable im vomiting rainbows

>>261903880
>>261904071
Oh god, yes, this needs to happen.
Annie singing LODS OF EMONE

>tfw you want a GF who's legal but looks 12

One day, one day.

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>I linger in threads when I know the OP is a female

>>261904428
>you will never be a man who makes six figures a year because of a natural talent she didn't have to work to obtain or even work very hard to utilize

>>261903741
hm.. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>261903751
yup. and i fuckin rock it too.
>>261903845
I just wanted to see ifanyone else did vidjya gmae Voiceacting/get opinions on my Vaing dude.
>>261903880
ok.
>>261903573
dude, anything that piss even comes close to touching is nasty.
>>261904206
Ive never met a british person??? idk but for my area im pretty good.
>>261904270
Nah, it aint an insult, it's a misattrubitation of feats. I'm not worthy of such a title.


brit attempt at like midnight> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mFnuvQW0ij

Yo OP, is your friend a qt 3.14 too, or is it a dude that wants to bang you?

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Noko can you do tachikoma impersonations?

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMn_nWYwGZc

>>261901774
But pasta is an Italian word. The the claps actually say it right.

>>261904706
>dude, anything that piss even comes close to touching is nasty.
what an immature thought process. it's not like they constantly exude urine

>>261904706
Do you attend UTA?

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>>261904071
>>261904507
don't care for singing, I want to hear how great this impression is. Would like to hear pic related or spongebob highlander even though it's scottish

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>>261904706
>brit attempt at like midnight> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mFnuvQW0ij

>>261904706

>dude, anything that piss even comes close to touching is nasty

wow you must be popular with the boys

>>261904706
"Hey Morgana, have you seen my bear tibbers? [maniacal laughter]"

do it op
do it

>girl comes onto /v/
>shitposts with her assfaggots voice
>doesnt browse the board at all
>samefags
>gets loads of cocksuckers because shes a girl
This is what your Gamers Gate has wrought.

>>261904747
I am more along the latter than the former, my good fellow.

>>261904980
God awful accent, sounds like it was done by a child.

>>261905118
I think it's elaborate shitposting. Poe's Law.

>>261905105

are u fucking gay

>>261905118
I was thinking the same thing. The amount of white knighting in this thread is on the same level as tumblr.

>>261904071
whats that even
>>261904428
I know bruh, but I am following my dreams and perseuing my dreamjob.
>>261904747
my boyf is adorible, but none of my other friends are posting.
>>261904864
still ma, thats all I think about. all I can think about when I see a dick, Hoohah, or anything in between. "Piss comes out of/near there" and then i nope.
>>261904949
no
>>261904986
yes
>>261905105
ok.
>>261905118
ok. I'm trying to calm this sea of derailment before continuing with the VAing, but I get cha.
>>261905282
I'm still learning bruh

>>261905118
B-But maybe if I'm nice to OP she'll let me play video games with her, and m-maybe one day we'll be more than friends and we'll live in a house somewhere nice and she can be the mother to my children...

>>261905282

OP is 17, so that's pretty accurate.

>attentionwhore and beta orbiter friend thread
good shit, /v/

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>>261905350
OP please >>261901520

>>261905345
I'm all for keeping /v/ a shithole, but there has literally been very close to 0 whiteknighting. OP has been called a cocksucker about 10 times and the only response to those have been by either OP herself, or her friend that was posting for her.

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>>261905192
>my good fellow

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And the most cancerous thread on /v/ goes to...

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I will save this thread.

>>261903921

>tfw I look like a fat old yakuza mobster (pretty much like Beat Takeshi) except I'm 22 years old

>people got doxxed
>oh it's okay

why?

>>261905441
>mods delete eceleb threads
>allow Reddit tier ASSFAGGOTS confirmed underage VA to have an attentionwhore thread

The mods that /v/ deserves...

>>261888242
Tara Strong pls go

>>261905350
>my boyf is adorible
Pack it up boys, she's taken.

>>261905350

>I'm still learning bruh

You said you did a very good british accent which was clearly false, I think you have a bit of Keanu blood in you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzNh1fyn19o

>>261905105
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jgSSd2qGGI
>>261901520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08hr3C6Wu0O

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>>261903936
Post the full gif, if you're so great.

>>261905350
>whats that even
goddamn stop being so new and sing this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>>261904980
give you the benefit of the doubt, but not impressed. It might be some English dialect but shite ain't manchester, cockney, yorkshire or brummy dialect.


I'm a sucker for stereotypical accents

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>>261905672

>>261905725
>being too afraid to rape someone
I bet you are feminist too

Shouldn't a thread like this belong to reddit or some circlejerk forum? Who even plays LoL?

>>261905814
Thank you.

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>>261904428
That filename though

>>261905893
How come people are extremely critical of when men do it on here. But when a woman does it, oh its not that bad. It was shit and you know it.

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>>261905646
>6

check this 7

>>261905892
I cannot youtube, as it's blocked after 11 to make my 12 year old brother go to bed, and my dad is too lazy to unblock it for me.

>>261906194
do it anyways faggot

>>261905350
Can you do some ringtones or text alerts. I wouldn't mind having it on my phone.

>>261906194
>not using proxies/VPN/etc

Honestly you can buy a ramnode for like $8 a year or some shit

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Bad news everyone, OP has been confirmed as a brony.

>>261906393
>excepting an underage who probably came here straight from tumblr to know anything about computers

You're putting too much faith in retards like OP

>>261906440

Well it is a cartoon made for little girls.

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>>261888242
say "Robert is the coolest guy ever and he's very handsome!"

>>261905987
Or maybe they don't like the idea of rape?
>>261906003
bruh I dont reddit. I dont even reddit.
>>261905715
im not even tara. god i wish I could have her talent tho.
>>261906367
yeah sure why not gimme things to say for em.
>>261906440
EXbrony. the shirt was/is comfy though.

Is this what /v/ has become ?

i don't actually hate ARTS games but this thread is tumblr\reddit tier.

>>261906440
being a horsefucker is the least of her problems

>>261904367
>>261905118

>>261906038
don't give a fuck regardless girl or boy, I just responded to >brit attempt at like midnight dismissively.

I will remember to shit on the next one m8

>>261906440

your virgin obsession is showing

>>261906663
>>261906440
how can one human being be so cancerous

>>261906652
Gamergate happened. This site is now "acceptable" for the self-absorbed feminist riffraff to strive on attention

>>261906650
Yeah look every man like the idea of rape even some woman do,that guy was just being a pussy

>>261888242
>fishing for attention this hard
>and she even gets it
fuck you /v/, fuck you. Why aren't the mods deleting this shit?
Also she sounds nothing like Annie.

>>261906393
That probably wouldn't help, depending on how it's blocked.
If access to Youtube is blocked on the router, then the traffic meant for Youtube is never even going to reach your precious proxy.

Has any lewd in-character material been posted yet? If not, I don't care.

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>>261905814
BASED

>>261903818
Bronze is a ranked league in league of legends, the very game you are doing character voice for. Basically means you are doing a voice for a character from league of legends, but do not play league of legends. And have a fairly limited knowledge of the game itself.

>>261906454
I knew how to bypass shit like that when I was 10, boobs were important

>>261906440
I want to see higher quality pictures of what I assume to be drawings

>>261906650
>>>261906367
>yeah sure why not gimme things to say for em.
Ehhh... Something standard like "you got a call" or "you got a text" with a little teehee in the background.

>>261906981
We're talking about tumblrites here

>>261888242
Stream and make money off the back of beta whiteknight faggots.

doitbitch

>>261906981

I just learned to draw and make my own porn.

>>261906652
well, if people stop commenting on it, it would die. And then maybe I might be motivated to do a reddit?
>>261906645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cxwWdOIIXk
>>261906892
bruh honestly idk. im kinda spent r/n.
>>261906935
not really.
>>261906961
oh, sorry. I'm not very good at it and I dont play it much. Only when my friend s ask me to. However, I do read lore now and then.
>>261907037
that is rrude and mean and requires a paypal. which is not something I possess.
>>261906981
my dad's an IT guy. only way around's a proxy, which I got banned for.
>>261907020
ok. comming up soon.

>>261907119
I learned how to draw a long time ago, and I make porn too.

>>261907323
Your dad is doing god's work. People like you should be restricted from entering the internet entirely.

Yo OP say "Ohhhhh Tiiiiibbers! I know you want some of my sweet, sweet loli body, so why not come and get some? Don't worry, I can handle a bear of your size..."

>>261903921
>being asked for documents when I buy alcohol
>they think i'm underage
>28
Every fucking time i'm shaved.

>>261907323
>bruh honestly idk. im kinda spent r/n.
I bet you are, replying to all these redditors must be hard. I didn't listen to any vocaroos past the first one because you don't sound like Annie at all.

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>>261907323
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cxwWdOIIXk

Thanks a lot. It made me feel better tonight. Keep practicing and pursuing your goals. You'll make it someday.

>>261907432
Are you saying you draw porn, or you make porn of yourself? I'd like to see either one to be honest.

>>261907432
Well if you are good you can make a lot of money off commission work. Do you have a site?

This thread is an omen. An omen that at some point in time, every single thread on /v/ will be females attention whoring with hordes of white knights do defend them on every occasion.

It's hasn't even begun. But are you willing to stop it?

Too bad your mic is fucking garbage and you sound fat.

>>261907432
>>261907119
/r/ing rule 34 of OP

>>261907020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qp0IHcJ5qZ
>>261907619
bruh im so spent trust me. ive been annie-ing it up for at least 2 hours now. Its like lifting-you just get spent.

ALSO NOTE LAST ONE IM DOING TONIGHT IS >>261907530 CAUSE I DONT WANNA LOSE MY VOICE. that would suck.
>>261907845
how in the fuck does someone sound fat?
>>261907824
yeah after I VA that one last post im outie and it'l lbe up on everyone else to let the thread die.

Say "I sucked six dirty dicks in a row. I got my kicks with joe and I sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row."

Alternatively "Ich bin die beste Eiersaugerin."

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>ASSFAGGOTS
>whiteknighting
>not knowing shit about /v/
>attentionwhoring

and i dont't even care about underage, but what the fuck.

>>261907676
I draw porn.

>>261907821
My site lives here
http://mightycock.tumblr.com/

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>>261907119
>>261907432
I can understand learning to draw it but how would you be able to fap to it? I imagine that if I did it I'd just get hung up on all its flaws and never be able to get off on it even if it was good.

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>>261888242

THIS IS GREAT!

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>>261888242

Why is this allowed?

Hey OP, please read mine
"I am a huge, attention whoring retard who came directly from tumblr. I do not know a single thing about video games, but please pay attention to me!"

>>261907998
Why the fuck are you even here in the first place?

>>261908104

You spend 45 minutes making a picture while having a boner. It is pretty damn easy.

>>261907824
It's all the fucking reddit and tumblr that came here for the zoe quinn thing.

I don't know how, but /v/ somehow managed to get even worse.

>>261908104

Robert Crumb did.

>>261908214
GamerGate sure was a good idea, huh?

>>261908103
>http://mightycock.tumblr.com/
>Literally the third post is a dragon dildo giveaway.
Not bad /v/, not bad at all.

>>261908201
you have given me a new fetish

Five

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I LOVE YOU OP I WILL MARRY YOU ONE DAY MARK MY WORDSSSS

>>261907998
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qp0IHcJ5qZ
sweet thanx

>>261908104
I dont even boner while im drawing.
I dont understand personally.

So you pretend to be a loli for people online but you don't make any lewd material? What's the fucking point?

>I make a thread
>0 replies
>Girl makes a thread
>Stickied and 500 posts in 3 minutes

What the fuck /v/

>>261908483
probably not drawing sexy enough.

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>>261908570
ITT: butthurt limp wristed beta faggots getting BTFO
T
F
O

>>261908570

What was your thread about and I will tell you the reason why.

I just want to make sure I fucking understand what is happening. OP made a thread to brag about a "freaky talent". Instead of a real talent, or anything even close to what could be classified as a talent, it's just the ability to sound like a character in a game. On top of all that shit, it's a shitty character from an even shittier game that nobody plays anymore. What the fuck is happening? How did this thread get more than 1 reply?

>>261907530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zJcJIPxNZu

AND DONE
>>261908351
>>261908267
Literally I have no idea who/what those are.I figured I'd come to 4chan to see about gettin tips for my annie since if everyone were to stop posting, it would probably 404 in a day, at longest.
>>261908564
When I say "ok fine I'll do lewd" I get some of the nastiest shit. So if I say no lewd, I end up getting less...freaky stuff.
>>261908570
was the thread good? I might browse for a bit after, so link it.

>>261908104
>>261908483
I find that a lot of people that create either cannot get aroused by something they have created or do not admit to it

creation and in a lot of cases: hypercriticism is hella unsexy

>>261908819
MODS BAN THIS SHITPOSTER

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>>261908819
You sound really really salty, m8

>>261908819
WOW STOP OPPRESSING WOMEN YOU FUCKING CIS PIG

>>261902203
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02BNaoqdt1e
It's not Piza, it's fucking pizda

>>261908867
Can you moan really lewdly like you're having sex for 10 seconds with that voice?

Do this

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

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>>261908867
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zJcJIPxNZu
Thats the most unarousing, repulsive thing I've ever heard in my life

>>261908819
Well, tbh it was more of a "holy shit if i dont do this for 3 hours straight I sound a LOT like annie; anyone else able to sound like a vidja game character?" thing.
And, I didn't expect to get more than one request, and 50 "go the fuck away"s.
>>261909013
yo he ain't oppressing. He's askin a question. Questioning is not oppression,. He didn't even mention my gender at all.

>>261908819
Welcome to /v/
Try another board instead or just filter

>>261909076
ay blyad

>>261909181
>can't even spot blatant sarcasm

fuck off forever

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>>261909181
>yo he ain't oppressing. He's askin a question. Questioning is not oppression,. He didn't even mention my gender at all.

>>261909181
>responding seriously to >>261909013
I think its time for you to leave.

>>261909112
good. man i need to sleep and my throat is sore from over 3 hours of practicing my annie voice/taking requests/trying to do better.
Also I dont exactly know how to sound sexy. Especially as annie.
>>261909089
bruh requests are done my throat hurts. I might make a reddit or some shit tomorrow if everyone lets this thread die.
>>261909365
im tired man

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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zJcJIPxNZu

>>261909484
ok bruh. I'm ok with that. With that, let's hopefully leave this thread to die.

>>261909490
d-do you want to be my g-gf? :3

>>261909490
If you wanna sound sexy just talk about dicks and stuff. I think guys are into that.

>>261909790
Yeah, do this. but not in the annie voice.

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>>261909619

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>>261909683
I w-want a gf too.

>>261909967
white lips

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>>261909869
>>261909790
>>261909683
>>261909994
>>261909967

let the thread die. please and thanks

Holy fucking shit nuke this thread

>>261910019
fuck you

I would like to keep this thread around for a while, because it accurately represents what /v/ has become

>>261910040
u die

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>>261910040
that means no, I guess

>tfw no gf

>>261910315
why would you want one, they just bitch and take your money

>>261896740
Fucking died at the death quote

>>261904706
Godawful brit

>>261907323
>my dad is an IT guy
Is it your brothers laptop you're using? If no - your dad is 100% no IT guy or a shitty/lazy IT guy. Actually just shitty. A lazy IT guy is a shitty one.
He could just block your brothers mac adress from accessing youtube and let you loose. Instead of building a wall inside the firmware. Fucking idiot

>>261888242

Why are you fucking around with a bunch of social deprived neckbeards when you can be out there getting laid?

>>261912971
>play LoL
>thinking anyone cares about how he sounds like some shit newground flash character with 1 minute of recorded voice
>get laid
Too autistic to ever interact with a human being

>>261913186
If you have tits you can get laid like nothing.

>>261888242
I want to fuck Annie.

>>261888242
>noko
>/v
>/b
>LoL

This thread is fucking bonkers, it's like reading some kind of retarded bizarro-/b/ where instead of "tits or GTFO" everyone sits around worshiping some no-name cunt. Not even video games, literally just people circlejerking it to the OP.

Way to go, 4chan.

>being proud of sounding like a five year old

>/v
>/b

>>261897761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P2jirdaWrQ