oh neat. a package. I wonder whats inside. I sure hope it's Video Games.
Don't open it. It's a bomb. Leave your house now, and call the authorities.
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Are you retard actually opening it during the thread? You open it, document it, post it, don't waste my time.
>>261375308
Post the content of the package you fag. The waiting is killing me.
>>261375364
hmmm. it seems pretty thin to be a bomb
>>261375810
It's a carpet bomb.
>>261375810
I'm going with a mousepad.
>>261375523
No sir i am a professional. lets see...
I'm always disappointed when it's a video game.
>>261376128
Dildos get boring after a while.
Lets just peek in and make sure its not a bomb...
>Zürich
It's Bloodmoney
>>261376209
I know, but aren't video games kinda boring? OP probably has some mediocre GameCube game in that package. I'd really prefer it to be an exotic sex toy of some kind. Or maybe even a movie. Anything but fucking video games.
I bet it's
i swear if this is some weeb shit
>>261376435
Both dildos and video games are boring though, I've literally seen every type of exotic dildo in this kinda thread before.
Well it'm pretty sure its nothing dangerous, but im worried it might not be Video Games!
>>261376515
You better pray it's vidya
>>261376515
It's a poster or a fucking magazine. Anime or celevrity related (I'm going with anime)
>>261376515
Fuck off and post it you faggot, I was patient with you until now.
>>261376515
Nigga what is it
Oh thank god, it is Video Games. I was so worried that it wouldn't be relevant at all!
>>261376584
Looks like the chest of Billy Dee Williams.
>>261376573
>>261376665
Ayy lmao.
>>261376665
Ok, I laughed.
>>261376508
Well, there are other sex toys that aren't dildos. In fact, my step grandfather once had a very realistic blowup doll. I've never seen it, but I remember my grandma saying it felt like real human skin. Creepy ass fucker. He's nothing compared to my other grandfather. My previous grandfather was really good at the NES Mario and Zelda games. I don't think he even used a guide for Zelda.
>>261376665
Well played op.
>>261376665
>>261376680
All things considered I was pretty close.
>>261376665
Well
I guess it's technically vidya
>>261376665
this is actually... videogames.
the song is nice too.
>>261376665
>>261376665
This was not as disappointing as I expected.
>>261376665
I'm feeling a 9/10.
>>261376665
10/10
>>261375364
Don't talk like that or I will call London transport
>>261376508
>every type of exotic dildo
lost because its fucking true
>>261376665
Ah yes. Finally some Video Games on /v/. I'm glad I got to enjoy this with you guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45M0cz-9Nvs
>>261376665
Please tell me there's a package with a little more dragon girth.
Don't want this thread to be forgotten.
>>261376665
I will give it an ok pass.this time
>>261375308
Why OP?? Laughed loud on the airplane in flight wifi and evwryone looked at me weird
>>261376665
I just don't understand why in 2014 you would order such a thing.
>>261375308
Why OP?? Laughed loud on the airplane in flight wifi and evwryone looked at me weird
>>261376910
Not surprising that a Sony fan isn't interested in video games!I love you.In a consensual way.Come play some Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 with me.I-If you want.
>>261377243
omg lol xDD
>>261376910
Thanks, doc.
>>261377328
Haha, not the same guy you were replying to, but that is kinda funny. I think I'll have to share it with a few friends. I hope a mod archives this thread somewhere. I'd like to look back on this.
>>261377306
How aboutAge of Wonders IIIinstead?
>>261376665
got me.
>>261376665
so it actually was Video Games
>>261376665
I am not even mad.
>>261377441Yeah sure, I don't see why not.Maybe we can have a sleepover?
>>261377225
Just for this thread
>>261377554
o-okayno gay stuff
>>261376910
Why isn't this /v/'s theme song?
whoops, i missed again
>>261376665
you cheeky cunt
>>261377639Why not?
>>261376910
That's pretty catchy.
>>261376665
You magnificent bastard.
>>261377225
Because the song is fucking catchy as shit and the art on this single is fan-fucking-tastic.
>>261377639Awww. How come?
>Video video video video, Video games
this song is gr8 thank u op
>>261377952
HOLY SHIT
>>261377952
Ronnie Jones is watching you masturbate.jpg
Bonus pic 1 of 2 for extra attention whoring
>>261378724
Is that in refernce to that goofy ass Disturbed song?
Bonus pic 2 of 2 for extra attention whoring
>>261378805
yes indeed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpL2sWLwEtU
>>261378964
thanks doc
i was so worried
>>261376665
>mfw I came in here anal ravaged because these threads are cancer
>mfw I laughed instead
Is deniable plausibility dead?
>>261377952
>>261379357
It's archive.moe now
You're barely a faggot. Likable OP/10
you cheeky bastard
>>261377306
get rekt phaggot
>>261376665
you cheeky cunt
I trust that you will be posting a choreographed video of the dance soon, OP?
YAAASSS
>>261375883
>>261376665