>Event 38 in Melee
>"The cast of the classic NES title (Super Mario Bros. 2) is raring to go!"
>Just Mario, Peach and Luigi
Why does this man lie?
You're not understanding this here. I thought I'd fight Toad when I first played this as a kid, but no. No challenger approaching when I beat it. I'm still mad. On top of that, there was the credits rumor, but that was bullshit. He lies. Masahiro Sakurai is a liar and quite frankly, I'm moderately upset about it.
I'll cry about Dark Pit, you homosexual. Do you see that image? That is the image of a liar. A thief, even. He broke into my house and stole my copy of Melee and left a copy of Brawl instead with a little note that I couldn't read. Fuck this guy.
Sakurai started it. Do you think he'll accept a challenge to a ladder match at WrestleMania? I'll get Triple H as a special guest referee so he can call the match right down the middle.