Why does a machine need to moo
Psychological warfare.
That's just kinda the sound they make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww
Why does a tank need such seductive legs?
>>260032632
Rex and Ray models are great, Ray model though I prefer.
Because it has some beef with you
why does a cow need to moo
>>260032632
Ask your mom why she needs to moo and you'll get an actual answer
>>260032812
Cows are very scary.
>>260033048
implying mother is machine or cow?
>>260032632
Why does a machine need such sexy thighs
>>260032869
this anon gets it
>>260032632
>>260032632
can I milk it?
>>260032859
>tfw we'll have IRL metal gears in our lifetime
I don't know whether to be excited or scared.
>>260033186
>that reply + pic combination
Perfect
>>260033101
It's to confuse your enemy first off, so they might think it's just a cow in the distance, and then also to frighten your enemy because there is a fucking moo-ing mecha coming to wreck their shit
>>260032932
>>260033796
Not muscular enough
>>260033101
You better believe they were before humans domesticated them.
>>260032812
>>260033101
>>260033515
makes a lot of sense actually.
>>260033796
give it a big booty so i can fuck it too
>>260032812
This, you see troops,running before laughing octopus even does anything, all she does is laugh
Which scares them
>>260032869
To seduce the enemy
Would you a Metal Gear
>>260033796
Give it a Ray and we're good to go
>>260035638
would
>>260035638
if they make a fulton big enough, sure
you can always use more of those
>>260032632
Because Kojima
>>260033796
Come on, faggot, do it right
>>260035924
if you get too trigger happy with fultons people will just plant metal gears ready to self destruct once they get in your base
>>260032932
lol
>>260033101
There's videos of the Waco siege with FBI/ATF guys blasting Dolphin/Chicken/Cow sounds throughout the night while shinging spotlights in all the windows
>>260033796
Seriously now
Why do the wolves have such sexy asses? I'd fuck Crying Wolf. And I'd non-homosexually fuck Blade Wolf.
>>260033796
You even trying?
>>260032632
the roar raises your stress level
>>260036679
Kojima loves asses.
>>260036679
>>260033796
Alright, we're done here
>>260032859
For some reason this shit made me laugh my ass off.
>>260032632
>KojiPro staff just blew into a cardboard tube to make the noise
>>260037083
/th-theread
>>260037083
Go to bed Ray, you little slut.
Best Metal Gear thread we've had in a while.
>>260032632
Is there porn of this?
>>260037339
Only if you keep me company, REX
>>260037553
>doesn't read thread before posting
truly the worst scum
damn i love robot sex
>This boner I have.
I don't really buy the "psychological warfare" explanation. If you make one set of sounds common across the entire line of machines that just teaches soldiers to recognize and be familiar with them. If you really were out to confuse enemy troops you'd would want to use a whole lot of different noises- some are making cow noises, some others horses braying, some are emitting mechanical screeches, there's a few blasting Holy Diver, one of them is wandering around broadcasting NPR at 150 decibels. Point is you don't keep it consistent, that can only work against you.
Why does a Metal Gear need to be bipedal? I really don't understand the benefits of it over treads.
>>260037770
The gecko wrecks everything it fights against so why wouldn't the shitty guerrillas be afraid when they hear it?
>>260037007
>>260037553
You can clearly see that there is from this thread
>>260037925
It can go anywhere. At least, that's what Granin said.
this is almost as good as jet porn
>>260032632
The Geckos give me the weirdest semi-boner I've ever had.
>>260037925
So it can climb mountains, and tapdance, and feature in questionable robot macro crushing foot fetish fapfics
>>260037925
It can go anywhere a same sizes human can go. You just need to understand that the game physics do not work as the ones in real life ao you sont judge the viability of such machine by reality standpoint.
>>260038021
Because they're like any other tank and can be easily brought down with explosives, at least where gameplay is concerned. If you give soldiers a distinct audio cue that something is coming, that just teaches them to recognize and be prepared for it. If you want to scare them, don't warn them before you attack them.
>>260038493
Jet porn was super shitty since it was just sharks.
>>260038493
>>260032632
Cows mooing is somehow calming for Japanese people.
>>260037770
>NPR at 150 decibels
HELLO AND WELCOME TO CAR TALK FROM NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO
THIS IS CLICK AND CLACK, THE TAPPET BROTHERS, BROADCASTING THIS WEEK FROM THE EDGE OF THE CRATER HERE AT CAR TALK PLAZA
>>260038768
Uh oh. HERE WE GO.
>>260038768
>>260038493
Jets a shit
>>260038712
You're implying this is a bad thing?
>>260038768
I always wondered if these things were actual robots or something else.
>>260039032
Worst one yet.
>>260039057
Yes. If I want to jack it to sharks I will but not when I want plane-like things.
>>260038954
>>260038502
>tapdance
Cute
To make people feel more comfortable around it. Civilians and soldiers are much more likely to trust and cooperate with something they have an emotional attachment to, so adding in animal like features such as vocalisations only helps out the owners of the mech. That's why Siri for example jokes around with you and apologises if it makes a mistake.
Don't forget, it is a basic AI and would benefit from being able to communicate things like "I'm damaged" or "There's an enemy near us" to people around it.
>>260038028
that's literally not even as big as it is ingame
>>260037339
>>260037632
gettin railed
>>260039274
What else they going to do?
>>260039251
WHY DOES IT NEED GLASSES
MY WEENEE IS CONFUSED
>>260032632
It's a stylistic addition for entertainment purposes, you autistic fuck.
>this thread
everytime
jets and metal gears get me way too hard for what they are
>>260038028
>>260032632
Maybe because they were originally designed to be used against indians, to confuse the fuck out of them, but then engineers just didn't feel like changing the sounds
>>260039225
You queer, son?
>>260033796
>>260039727
good thing MGR sunny is non canon
>>260039694
sorry
>>260039876
Sunny x Blade Wolf is still canon.
>>260039983
within rising, I ment that I could fap to her without feeling bad
>>260033101
You're going to tell me you didn't go intob "oh shit mode" your first play through when you heard that fucking sound? I know my ass go into super snake mode trying not to get spotted by them. Then ripper man comes and kills them with the power of dance
>>260039876
>good thing MGR sunny is non canon
I thought all you faggots died out. MGR is canon anon and i'll certainly take the word of the development team and Kojima's over yours.
>>260039426
all kinds of stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoCuIOirZUs
This thread needs more cock
>>260040248
when did he say it was canon
>>260037770
If some fucking huge mech came out of nowhere and just crushed your comrade's skull in with a gigantic cyberfoot while sounding like a beast, it instantly instills a primal fear in you.
Humans are animals afterall. You'll freeze right up.
>>260039876
>MGR
>Non canon
best thread of the day
love you fuckers
>>260037250
Nope, the mixed it together with cow sounds.
>planes
Too soft and biological looking
>>260039892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi4Ty4XaWWM
>>260040328
in some interview before it came out
>>260040328
He said it he considers it a parallel continuation of the events after MGS4, so it's canon until something else replaces it.
>>260040328
Kojima threw his own development team at the project stating "he wants to see what they can do on their own" among other things (google it) and a while ago Kojima stated that he was pleased with the sales figures and hoped for a MGR2.
>>260036706
>kneesocks
>QT314
Goddamn anon.
>>260040226
thanks my boss was walking around and saw this image and he gave me a promotion now i'm a pilot thanks
>>260040428
what the fuck is this
is this trying to imply that jehuty is a futa?cause i don't know how i feel about this
>>260037339
>implying ray would be the sub
>>260037632
But wasn't Ray built to be a Rex killer?
>>260040631
>Drossel
UH OH BONER IS REACHING CRITICAL MASS HERE
>>260040758
>>260040805
>>260040828
but sunny was the perfect daughterfu in MGS4, then they made her a robot fucking slut, although it fits the character.
>>260039371
>>260040710
>i've gotten off the the US Air Force Museum
Jesus
I never knew mechas could be sexy
Thanks vee
What do robots feel like /v/?like salty coins and milk?
>>260040710
Oh sweet, he edited the music back on.
>>260037770
Except you're wrong. This would condition you to think, when I hear "mooo" giant robots come and rip a few of my buddies up. Different sounds wouldn't do this.
>>260040998
Ray was made to hunt down REX copy cats that were being made by everyone and their dog.
>>260041023
See, you have taste
>>260041092
Cold, Hard, and with a taste of oil
>>260032632
Why does Snake need to grunt
>>260040328
it's canon because he doesn't care about doing anything with the MG timeline after 4
>>260040995
Ray got the shit stomped out of it in MGS4, it's the sub anon.
>>260041050
Everyone has to grow up anon, how would your perants feel that you're in a thread about plane/robot porn? now you know how they feel.
Does it make you a furry if you fap to robots?
>>260041163
How would I go about finding more Drossel pictures like this?...For research!
>>260040710
>those aren't fuel tanks at all
>>260040631
The jerky animation between picturesque poses and mechanical whirring is what did it for me.
>>260041256
it hasn't even been that long since MGS4
>>260041189
sounds nice ;_;
>>260041341
No it just makes you a Machinafile.
>>260041341
would you a stranger
>>260041341
Mechasexual
>>260041341
what
>>260041341
I don't see any fur.
>>260041092
Like burnt rubber and ozone.
>>260041346
If the thread gets deleted before I can finish dumping, go ask /toy/
>>260041341
I'm gonna marry Mistral!
>>260040710
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
oh jeez
>>260037770
If you're going to use random noises to make enemies paranoid and/or to hide the presence of it then why bother with the noises at all? Why not make them fear silent moments and never let them know they're about to be crushed to death until it's too late?
>>260033796
Coincidence?
>>260033101
Not as scary as sheep
>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
>>260037770
How about you educate yourself?
>>260041341
>I wonder why's there no porn of Mistral givin' like SIXTEEN handjobs at once
>>260041545
god liquid ocelot was such a likable guy, that part where he runs away after the ray fight is just amazing
bestest robit coming through
it's not a moo, it's compressed nanomachines being let off
>>260040710
>What if you saw a shark girl flying an A-10 girl?
>>260041705
>hooker
huehua
>buy a full set of Drossel figures
>have to stop myself from posing them all in a big robotic lesbian orgy
>>260040710
The music is perfect.
>>260041780
Hurry and post it, don't waste our time with shitty humans.
>>260041664
Silence is when people are most teanse, when they're expecting something to happen in short they're ready for anything but you let them know you're there? use sounds to pinpoint their location and still see them crush enemies with no problem? that's warfare of the mind. Knowing something is coming and there's not a damned thing you can do about it.
>>260041849
wh- whoah
>>260041341
Wait a minute, those two designs are completely different.
>>260040248
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n6OGvhlKNzw. You have no idea what Kojima has said.
I am at the start of PW,why the Hummingbird sings?
It's too cute.
>>260041734
But there is.
>>260036679
>fuck Blade Wolf
>fucking the bubbu
LEWD.
>>260041741
If by "likable guy" you mean "inconsistent asshole".
>>260042095
That's only seven.
I think we all underestimate the difficulty of drawing sixteen dicks per page.
>>260041706
this is the true weapon
>>260041132
It also teaches you that when you hear the moo you need to take cover and bring out the heavy weapons. This is a tactic that actively trains the enemy to more effectively counter your forces. Whoever thinks that giving away the position, nature, and size of your forces in exchange for intimidation is an idiot who should never be allowed anywhere near a battlefield.
>>260041664
Pretty much my point exactly. If you want to be tactically effective your main goal should be stealth. If you want to confuse somebody you should use a load of different noises. There is no situation where everybody sounding like a cow all the time is the most effective decision.
>>260040710
>danger zone
>air force jet
you done fucked up now
>>260041706
The sheep are symbolic of BB's rebirth as a demon.
>>260042095
That's a quip from a /v/ sings of her theme, anon. I believe it didn't exist back then.I looked.
>>260042314
>GOLIATH ONLINE
>>260042095
That looks like a page from any old mindbreak/gangbang d?jinshi.
I thought that I had seen the weirdest shit on /b/ but this...
>>260042095
DEAD ON
>>260042480
I know.
>>260041849
drawfags get over here right meow
LA
LALA
LALALA
LALALA
LA
LALA
LALA
LALALA
>>260042368
Where you going on and on about trained, professional military forces when Geckos were mainly used BY the professionals on rag tag groups of fucktards?
>>260042314REACTOR ONLINEWEAPONS ONLINEALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
>>260042551
Hah! Everyone point and laugh at the new kid!
>>260042368
Yeah the vikings were pretty shit warriors.
Have you been in combat son? Loud noises when people around you are dropping have a huge impact on you.
>>260042551
Nigger, do you even /d/?
>>260042092
keep playing
>>260037007
Crying Wolf has a nicer butt, but Blade Wolf is good as well.
>>260042551
You should go back there until you can learn to not be such a little bitch.
>>260042551
Welcome to your first week on 4chan kid, in the coming months you will see shit that will make plane porn seem like the most normal thing in the world and remember, you're here forever.
>>260042587
>Dat song
Can I find Chrysalis song on youtube?
>>260042551
how do you feel about this then. i fap to this daily
>>260032632
because Kojima thought it would be funny that a highly movable machine would mimic a very fat uncouth animal.
>>260042587
The watchers!
>>260042930
That's a big girl.
>>260042587
i whistle that all the time
>>260042391
I was going to post an improved verion of that picture, but sadly the filesize is too big.
>>260042950
FUCK YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>260042739
Ok what are these robots? i've seen them for sale and i'm curious about buying one because i like their design but are they from anything exactly or is it just some random robot chic?
>>260041741
>>260042930
Pretty tame.
>>260043101
Read the thread
>>260043102
>pepsiman
finally we're relevant to vidya again
we saved /v/!
>>260041889
Please go right ahead.And then post them here for us to see
>>260042749
robot werewolves need to be a thing in more games
i'm not explaining why, they just do
>>260043053
HUH? WHO SAID THAT?
HQ PLEASE RESPOND
>>260043101
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pll0AI5Ow1c
HobbyLink Japan still stocks the Chogokin version
>this thread
>>260043053
how can you post a blank picture like that
>>260043053
How come theres an empty space where your pic is supposed to be
>>260042930
I want to hijack that train and ram it into her vegeta terrorist-style.
>>260043095
I find it hilarious that Caim was dragging her across the world for the sole purpose of showing her off at every town as the bitch who fucked everything up for everyone forever, even if she was under the influence of watchers.
>>260042871
>>260042656
>>260042734
>>260042930
lol faggots. I've been on 4chan for almost a year. It's just that I never had followed /v/ until the whole 5 Guys™ things
>>260043104
God i love that moment
>>260043053
did you mean to post an image or something?
>>260043279
>>260042587
>Robots that sing as they brutally murder you
Delicious
>>260043102
is that pepsiman filled with pepsi or is he made to look like he's filled with pepsi
I'm so confused
would you?
>>260043442
>I've been on 4chan for almost a year.
Someone will respond seriously
>>260043197
The thread is all masturbatory images of robots, planes and little girls. No information about these robots.
>>260043301
Thanks for the vid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g. This is how seriously we should be taking Rising.
>>260043442
>I've been on 4chan for almost a year.
It's bait guys, don't bite it.
>>260043053
how did you do that
>>260043442
Then how the fuck do you find planegirls even remotely unique? Hell, how do you even find them arousing?
>>260041889
Why contain it?
>>260043442
This is bait
>>260043463
don't forget this one
>>260043585
If I could figure out how
>>260043585
I don't know, would YOU?
>>260043585
I never understood their thought process when designing the cockpit
Mixing it up with some original design
>>260043585
>>260043585
Only if Jehuty was there too.
>>260041706
Ah, yes--that most dangerous of animals, the clever sheep.
>>260043585
do not fist android girls.tar.gz
>>260043693
he took the bait
Well?
>>260043585
yea
>>260043053
>>260043707
whatever you guys say
>>260043585
>>260043903
>>260043840
why not settle for someone with a bit more personality?
>>260043312
GN archer the cutest
>>260043871
You're not my mom, you can't me what to do!
>>260043101
Drossel from Fireball.
>>260044049
you rang master?
>>260043390
Caim is truly a genius
>>260044025
Why did you post aspace truck,anon?
>>260044025
Because I love them all.
guys my penis won't stop pls help
>>260044242
i knew this filename would come in handy someday.
i want to fuck a robot now
just when i thought i couldnt go any deeper
>>260032932THEY WANTED BEEF? THEY'RE GETTING GROUND INTO OBLIVIONA SYNONYM OF SINISTERTHEIR END IS WHAT I'VE GIVIN 'EM
And back on track
>>260044436
why contain it?
>>260042734
/d/ sucks. It's mostly just futa with a side of diapers, corruption and tentacles. Typical fetish stuff.
>>260044436
stick it in a cow blindfolded, pretend it's a gekko
>>260044545
>>260044545
embrace your destiny.
I don't even know
>>260044896
You can bend individual fingers on it? Sweet.
>>260044604
HOW MANY OF THESE PICTURES DO YOU HAVE
>>260033287
why not both
>This thread
DANGER DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE! WHEN WE TOUCH! WHEN WE KISS!
>>260044545
whatever floats your goat, weirdo
>>260045094
It comes with multiple hands.
>>260045094
Those are replacement hands, I wouldn't actually try to bend the fingers
>>260045107
More than enough
>>260040314
Dolores is a pretty girly girl who likes of dress up
>>260032632
In universe reason = psychological warfare
Actual = its cool
>>260044695
which gundam is this supposed to be.
Also holy shit anon i don't want to be attracted to gundams
>>260044049
>Not Baund Doc
Heretic!
>I wonder whats going on in this thread
>gain a robot fetish
good job guys
What the FUCK is going on here????!!!!
>>260045271
where do I get one and how much are they?
>>260045271
It's photoshopped, right? She can't possible have a micro USB there, right?
>>260045380
on what planet are cow sounds cool for robots to make?
>>260042551
How NEW are YOU
>>260042950LA LA{/spoiler}
>>260044776
but i want to have sex with a plane, not a cowThis is probably the dumbest thing i've typed ever
>>260045398
Qubeley is mai waifu
>>260045528
Earth
>>260045626
>>260045467
http://www.hlj.com/product/BAN970971/Act
If you want a Figma, well, good luck
>>260045482
She doesn't and I have no idea where that one came from so I can't say if it's a mod or not
Lol, Onahole is a funny name.
>>260041849
Man, I still remember making that post.
>>260040710
My what a big gun you have, A-10???
>>260045391
looks like strike
>>260041023
>>260041346
Here's this.
>>260044545
You can debase yourself to the point that you are a diaper-wearing gimp, and you will still see something that will make you say "now that's just perverse".
Welcome to Mr. Bones' Sensual Ride.
>>260045868
Maybe if I get that job someday
>>260041585
Please do.
>>260045697
That's a quote for the ages.
>>260041132
If that's the case, why not use sounds that already give humans an instinctive fearful reaction, like a tiger's growl?
>>260046082
SO FUCKING CUTE HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>260046284
is it?
>>260046292
Too over used.
>>260045391
Build Strike from Gundam Build Fighters
>>260046082
>perverting the purity of metal with clothing
>>260033287
Too bad there's no practical need for bipedal/quadrupedal robots and DARPA, Boston Dynamics, Google, et al know it. Wheels exist for a reason.
>>260046292
You don't mean that stock growl that gets put into every MLG video, do you?
>>260046082
>glasses on a robit
this is just getting silly
>>260041741
>>260044695
>fapping to build strike gundam
What would zaku sempai think?
>>260041341
No your just a technophile
>>260046418
I laughed
>>260046434
In fact there is 0 practical use for bipedal war machines.
My erection is completely indescribable right now.
>a thread about fucking robots
There's a line or a limit or some sort or restriction guys, I just don't know
But you all crossed it
i'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear AC-10 tan emit exhaust through a walkie-talkie
>>260046384
cute is deprecated
>>260046602
what if they needed to drive
>>260046564
Zaku is right there fapping along side you.
>all these delicate as fuck robots
Where's the fucking metal? who Dragonzord here?
I'm actually running out of pictures
The thread was supposed to be dead by now
>>260045747
Why is Haman-sama so perfect? She can drop my colonies all day
>>260032859
Big Dog
>big as in Big Boss
>dog as in Diamond Dogs
This has to be some Outer Heaven shit.
>>260042749
Crying Wolf's ass is nicer because that's her actual ass under there, the back half of the wolf body is just her body in armor.
>>260046874
keep going nigroid i'm saving at the speed of sound
Is there a robot tag on Exhentai and even if there is, is it filled with humans that are called robots like Roll, or is it actual robots?
>>260046706
>he says this as there's an endless masturbatory thread about Vivian at all times
They even started praising that tumblr and reddit were sharing her, you want to complain? complain at those judas'
>>260046706
HAHA
LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT
>>260046880
No its just called BigDog because its a pretty big canine looking robot.for you
The figures are true to the design in the show, in case you wondered
>>260046706
Enjoying your first day here, champ?
my folder is dry! someone send for backup!
>>260047000
Last I checked there was barley anything and 90% of it was humans.
>>260042734
more like /tg/
>>260046706
>>>/reddit/
I hope you realized you are tricked
>>260032859
I'm sure that vest-wearing faggot will be the first to die
>>260046874
I really want to order one, but $80 plus shipping... I don't know.
>>260046602
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. If the technology is refined they can access areas that any conventionally wheeled or treaded war machine couldn't be caught dead in.
A Gecko could hunt guerrillas through the jungle, or a mountain range. Additionally there's the psychological warfare edge of having a 15 foot tall bipedal death fucker chase you down and stomp you to death.
>implying you don't want to buy one of these and fill it with cinderblocks
>>260047223
>carstration
>>260032932
I actually laughed out loud at this
>>260047087
>£75 for one of them
It's a bit much for a figure with very little in the way of anything.
>>260046985
she does have significant amounts of ass, but not nearly enough to fill out that armor
>>260046990
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Five_Nights_at_Freddy%27s/1
They just wont stop making it!
>>260047478
I already have everything worth saving there, anon.
Would you a jehuty?
Just look at that huge cockpit
>>260047315
>shoot it with one RPG
>explodes to bits
Where can I go to find more Jet anthro?
>>260047392
cmon you know you want one
>>260047232
Customs too
They're pretty hard to come by, though. They sold out years ago in most places
>>260047625
I would a Jehuty while Anubis does me.
>>260047315
literally nobody wages war through the jungles or in the mountains that are inaccessible to wheeled vehicles. nor do they keep anything worthwhile there because the logistics make it such a pain in the ass to supply.
>>260047625
i dont care if i dont survive it, i would hit it with the force of 10,000 suns
>>260047663
by searching that exact phrase in google, try it and it works lots of things work when you say google
where the CIA jet porn
>>260047728
ive got a chogokin but its really tempting to get a figma as well
>>260047716
Yes i do but i'm not prepared to spend that much on a figure like that, at least not right now, just spent a lot on a Dragonzord and an Limited edition EVA-01 a while ago.
>>260047657
nigger do you even active protection system
I finally get a chance to post this on /v/.
>>260047663
a-10writer.tumblr.com
>>260048109
Then the fall back plan is a good 'ole pit trap.
>>260046706
get the fuck out we can have robot fetishes if we want.
help i'm being oppressed
>>260048130
>>260047478
Why is there so much shit? What in god's name is going on? It's just a little horror game.
>>260048130
>HAHA YOU'RE A ROBOT NOW
>YOU UNIMAGINABLE BITCH
>>260048109
good fucking luck making that work against an rpg
>>260048197
I can't remember the last time I read this shit.
>>260048076
>jet
>>260047834
lol do you understand how guerrilla combat works
the whole idea is to establish yourself in almost inaccessible areas and strike things like supply routes and staging areas
>>260048084
http://ekizo.mandarake.co.jp/shop/en/search.do?searchStrategy=keyword&action=keyword&doujin=all&keyword=%E3%83%89%E3%83%AD%E3%83%83%E3%82%BB%E3%83%AB
You'll have to run the moonrunes through google but when they say "box damage" they really don't mean it
>All this Drossel
A client actually commissioned me to build a life size replica of Drossel last year, but then there were money issues and he pussied out and vanished. I never got it past a working skeletal prototype unfortunately, but I've been meaning to finish it.
Season 3 when, Disney?
Never, I'm sure.
>>260048197
Oh fuck, it's still going?
>>260048446
sorry i meant plane
>>260048359
you underestimate how far furfags are willing to go.
>>260048483
How much does something like that even cost
>>260032932
ayyyyyyy
>>260047397
I want Tentacles-chan to sit on my face.
>>260032859
>DARPA
Holy shit I had no idea that was a real thing.
>>260045747
>>260044545
you can always go deeper anon
What's the difference between a Chogo Drossel and a Figma? is it really just make or is there something more? the chogo is cheaper and i'm curious.
Goddamn how did I almost miss this one
>>260032632
is not full machine is a cyborg
they used a genetic manipulated ox
>>260048457
gonna have to drive you robot pretty far out of the woods if you try going on the offensive though. outside of defending a shitty mountain or forest, or someone invents an earthquake machine that makes the world inaccessible, they don't have a niche.
>>260048259
that's actually a good strategy, assuming you can dig a large enough hole to keep it in there and then somehow manage to camouflage it properly.
>>260049013
Bravo, anon. You are a god among mortals.
>>260049007
Chogokin is larger, with heavy metal legs
Figma is smaller, all plastic and is more poseable
So I wonder.
Drossel seems to get a little older with each model upgrade. In her Fireball body, she was characteristically young and curious, like a child. Her appearance reflected this, wide eyed and full of wonder.
In her original series body, she was more like a teenager, a bit spoiled and with a sharper attitude, her appearance leaner and taller, and with a more mature look in her eyes.
So what would a hypothetical third model of Drossel look like? A mature, grown woman?
>>260037253
>>260048259
There's an episode of MS Igloo that deals with this exactly
http://youtu.be/cfgPt1730Ls
>>260049127
It just needs to be immobilized long enough to fuck it with more explosives/armoured bulldozer.
human brain in robot will always be best choice
>>260048743
they're not furries they're robots
take some responsibility for your robocancer, robophiles
>>260049215
Huh sounds like i'd be more inclined to get a chogo, sounds like it would be better made. Sorry for the questions but would you recommend one over the other?
>>260049304
Charming is a prequel, you know
And sort of explains why she acts the way she does in Fireball as braindamage
>>260043636
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g
fucking love the kazoo parodies
>>260049664
what did I just watch
>>260048814
We settled on $350 for starters, plus shipping and handling. Bare in mind, this was going to be poseable like a giant figure. We were even talking about options like LED lights to make her eyes and core light up.
The final product would have been mostly fiberglass and ABS plastic, and just over 4 feet tall.
>>260049624
>>260049440
yeah nah. furries see the ears & muzzle and think they own this shit. they don't draw the joints or anything, they're convinced that it's all animals they're looking at.
>>260049454
I haven't set mine up yet because I'm waiting for the last one to get through customs
But I can't see my difference between them if you just want to stick her in a pose and leave her somewhere, beyond availability at any rate.
>>260049789
>>260049413
but... but then you have no dick
why would you even
>>260042572
fffhahaha
>>260048482
is that shit really free shipping to the states? that seems pretty good compared to the shit on amazon
>>260049624
Charming is what I meant, I mistyped. But yes, she was younger in Charming, and older in the original series, and her model upgrade reflects this.
>>260049983
So just get whatever? thanks for answering man.
>>260049996
what is this? can i get source please?
>>260049923
>we will never see Jodorwsky's giant phallic space house
why even live
>>260048410
you fucking ignorant baby-man
that's exactly what they're designed to counter
holy shit I gotta go back to /k/ you guys suck
>>260049664
that's some domino rally bullshit right there
i prefer these kinda robots
>>260049949
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING ROBOCAT ONE MORE TIME
>>260049996
wow, good animation
>>260049896
That's pretty cheap, actually
I've spent more on less
>>260049896
That sounds pretty badass. I do OOB builds of Gunpla only, so I'm jealous.
>>260050254
i was too flabbergasted to correct him
mebe he trol
what's this I hear about sunny and bladewolf fucking
when did that happen
>>260050119
You could also get a Nendo if you're into chibi
>>260050119
ive got a chogokin and its posing feels a lot more limited than what ive seen of the figma
>>260046706
Newfag, this is child's play compared to /d/ standards
where did the gundam shit go, where did the metal gear shit go
Whoops, not everything was in my Robot folder
>>260048973
Kojima was right
right about everything
>>260050549
I only have so much mecha man. I need to spend more time on /m/
>>260050549
This better?
>>260049996
From a webm thread on /m/, no clue sorry.
>>260049361
>exploding_knees.jpg
>>260050548
/d/ is awful, don't lie.
>not owning a Char Command Horn vibrator
Fucking casuals
Because the genetic engineering necessary to get artificial muscles one way or another retained - amongst other things not obvious at first glance - the moo-ing of cows, which the artificial muscles were apparently based on.
It was easier not to specifically remove it coupled with the fact that the effect of the moo-ing would disturb enemy forces: While it's a machine on the surface, the living being-like legs together with the moo-ing make it seem very alive. You simply don't know how to react to it nor how it will react to your actions. Will it be afraid of things you do? Will it show mercy? Is it controlled by someone else? Is it autonomous?
All in all, even if the moo-ing wasn't a byproduct of the design, the engineers would be stupid not to add it or a similarly disturbing property.
>>260050530
I'm not worried about that, i would only pose it into one position and keep it like that for all time.
>>260050296
>cat
c'mon mang, at least know how the fotm game works
>>260051039
/d/ is 98% boring normalfag shit and 2% better-but-still-shit shit.
>>260050848
it's okay, but it's not mechs
>>260051085
Oh /toy/, never change.
>>260050318
Yeah, I had a lot of spare material lying around at the time, so I cut him a break on material costs. Plus most of the skeleton would have been PVC pipe to be honest. Good for holding the structure.
>>260050393
Gunpla is all kinds of rad, bro. I've got one of Master Gundam and Fuunsaiki in the mail right now.
Might as well take a moment to remind everyone that the 3A Metal Gear REX is getting a reissue next month and can be preordered for, well, a lot of money
>>260051096
i refuse to believe this is real
>>260051419
Where? I missed it the first time time around because poorfag but now I got money to burn.
I am playing this game for the first time and wondering the same thing.
>>260051251
confirmed for newfag
summer's almost over, are you winning son?
>>260048760
>she's lost balance and had to readjust her leg a little
Cute.
>>260049664
>SuperiorJapaneseBoardGame.webm
>>260051395
If I hadn't just spent a load of money on Drossels, and yknow, had somewhere to put it, I'd consider commissioning you
Somewhat related: Can anyone vouch on a repack of Metal Gear Rising? There's a bunch and every one has that asshole who it doesn't work for and I don't want to get 5 hours in and have some gamebreaking shit.
Don't make me buy it on Steam.
>>260048973
Next thing you say you didn't know Solidus is an actual word?
>>260044896
that tachikoma in the background, whered u get it?
>>260051517
It's real. A guy on /m/ got it for his girlfriend years ago
I like the MOO. It's uncanny and surreal. It's the same reason I like mecha/robots bleeding and stuff. Anyone else with me on this?
>>260051939
I agree as well but I just really love battle damage in general.
>>260051669
http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=THR10048&mode=retail
Here you go
>>260049996
Is she okay?
>>260051419
There's also a 1/100 kotobuiya model if you have model/painting skills.
>>260051939
You didn't post a robot, retard.
>>260050827
cyborg mercenary armies confirmed
>>260052082
Thanks. Do you know if I would have to pay import for this since I'm in Canada?
>>260052151
I want a Black but it looks kind of ass out the box and I'm just not that great with painting
Also I'd have to buy a bunch of supplies which is just a huge pain
>>260052082
>Our Price: $489.99
mother
fucker
>>260050318
Giving her nipples, a vagina and soft-looking tits completely takes away from the novelty of a robot.
Who would do this.
>There will never be a good 3-D gundam game
>>260051395
I'm waiting for the rezel commander, zaku ii Kai, and a white dingo gm sniper to arrive by mail. So much backlog, it's delicious
>>260051939
evas aren't robots though, you dolt
>>260049664
is there anything that hasn't been done into a weapon?
>>260052453
It's cheaper then all the other places that I've checked.
>>260052502
A meatfag, obviously.
>>260052383
You'll have to look that up for yourself, I only know I do because I live in the UK
>>260052383
As another Canadian who has ordered shit online from all over the place, I can assure you are very likely going to pay import tax on this.
It's shitty, but free healthcare, right?
>>260050140
robot carnival
>>260052576
0081 battle report is in English except for the story which no one cares about, and it's only 40-50 dollars on amazon.
It's like crossfire except not shit.
>>260052238
No need to be a smartass, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgjqCSmbehg
>>260052892
what about the framerate stuff.
i dont usually draw lewd but i decided to give it a shot awhile back, seems like a good thread to post it in
>>260052502
Please take this as an apology
>>260052453
That's before shipping, too. And it's a heavy fucker so it ain't cheap.
>>260051939
Eva's are basically just angels with cockpits plugged into the brain. The armor is mostly cosmetic.
>>260053231
I know but it still scratches my robogore itch.
>>260053051
Do more
>>260053048
Maps aren't huge but it ran fine on my ps3. There's online as well but that's dead now.
>>260051795
Well, I wouldn't be able to take on the job right now anyway, since I'm swamped with my actual job, but I do hope to get back on it eventually. You'll definitely hear about it on /toy/ if/when I do.
>>260052591
Damn, that's quite a backlog.
>zaku ii kai
Very classy.
>>260053390
why can't they make one for PC with a custom controller like steel battalion.
>>260032632
Maybe it's to make communication between gekkos indecipherable by anything but gekkos and unable to be scrambled.
>>260053579
Because japan cannot into PC gaming.
>>260053404
Anything to look out for in particular? I only rarely go on /toy/, it just moves too slow for my tastes
>>260052869
thank you
>>260052065
>tfw you get off to amputation but only if it can be fixed
>>260053072
draw a shark girl riding in an A10 girl
>>260053404
any pics of things youve done in the past?
>>260052893
WAIT WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN
>>260053579
Actually, there is a PC MP game called MS Gundam Online, but it's region locked. The only way to play is by a proxy like Mudfish.
It's also horribly balanced.
Fireball and Fireball Charming are both really, really weird
>Tfw watching Fireball Drossel and daydreaming about the humans busting down the door and having their way with Drossel.
>>260053404
I'm going to pore a 40 over it for my home Bernie
why does it have blood again
>>260054304
It's legs are artificial muscle tissue or some shit.
>>260054057
I think it happened in the dumb movie whenAsuka got killed.
>>260054228
That's the ending to Fireball, though
I mean, what else would've happened?
>>260054304
The legs are grown from cow tissue.
>>260054083
isn't it just another korean mmo? I know there was an SD gundam MMO
>>260054549
Wait, really? She dies at the end? That sucks. I figured she would've held out forever...
>>260054241
Also, excuse the typing. On a tablet
>>260054495
Oh, in Evangelion Death? I thought all the same footage from that was used in End.
Practically out of Drossel so all I have left is a sexy RAY
>>260038936
WHAT... IS... WARFARE? DOES IT CHANGE? DOES STAGNATE? IS IT AN EVOLVING, BEAUTIFUL ORGANISM? TODAY, STORIES ABOUT WAR. I'M IRA GLASS, YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS AMERICAN LIFE.
>>260054770
She had a last stand at least.Before being eaten alive in the most horrifying way possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJCPUvtA-yA
>>260051517
>he doesn't masturbate to Chaz
>Wanting to fuck robots
Am I on /co/ or something? Is Megatron your waifu?
>>260053787
Not off the top of my head, but I usually go by the name Joe. I post a lot on /m/ as well, and I'll probably repost it there too.I have a twitter for some side projects of mine, but I update it once every planetary alignment at best. https://twitter.com/Joe_theHero
>>260053923
Sorry, I'm posting from work right now.
>>260054770
You didn't watch the last episode? The human army knocks down the doors, Drossel finally gets Gedächtnis' name right and she walks out to meet them
What actually happens isn't elaborated on
>>260043053
I'm trying to analyze your image but I'm drawing a blank here.
>>260054769
SDGO is different. It's hundreds of kawaii versions of mecha from every series. It's released on the US by a shittty f2p publisher, but the base game is fun. /m/ has a big clan in it.
This is one year only and realistic. Fulll sized robots with multiple loadouts each. Bazookas and shields murder everything though and Zeon is pretty much fucked.
>>260055326
Oh. Well, she probably dies orgets raped.
>>260055205
>Implying I care what happens to worst girl.
>>260043104
Best moment.
Always imagine him all Team Venture Monarch mode.
>>260055409
>all this projecting
>>260052843
>>260052848
Well fuck it I need muh REX regardless.
>>260054549
>>260055205
>The great Drossel Juno Vierzehntes Heizregister Fürstin von Flügel
>Losing to filthy humans
not with her masterful karate, lowly mortal. Show some respect.
>>260055409
I remember you, funny guy.
>>260055205
If only she had an S2 engine and Shinji didn't have a meltdown
>>260055590
>karate
It was capoeira, at best
>>260032632
Intimidation factor.
>>260055640
hnnnggggg
>>260055263
/co/ is furry, /m/ has the robots.
>>260044242
;_;
fuck, man.
you made me remember it.
that fucking song breaks my heart.
>>260055784
Good job explaining the joke. You must be real good at filename threads.
>>260044865
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!
*splurt*
>>260056016
/co/ loves them some robots, man
>>260056056
Well excuuuuuseee me, ojou-sama
>>260052082
>$112 shipping
Jesus
I'm getting so many confused boners right now.
Thanks for the new fetish, /v/, I think this is the 10th now.
>>260055263
/v/ is jack harkness.
The dick gets stuck on anything cute or flirty.
>>260048989
>million arthur endgame.jpg
bring it.
>>260055205
GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI. JESUS CHRIST
>>260056454
>only 10
laughingrobutts.jpg
>>260056454
Welcome to the fold, brother. Remember that most mechanical fluids are toxic if absorbed through the skin, so wear a condom.
>>260055701Sorry, not projectorfag. That was an amazing thread, though.
>>260056371
Don't forget customs
At least FedEx pays for you so it gets there sooner
>>260056370
>jenny
Oh god, now i'm reminded of that anon like 2 days ago in the Drake and josh thread
>>260056675
>Shinji refuses to save Asuka in both timelines
EVA FINAL WHEN
REBUILD VERSION OF INSTRUMENTALITY WHEN
I CAN'T SEE HOW IT CAN GET MORE FUCKED UP BUT IT WILL BE
>>260056961
Did you meet Dressguy for the first time?