My sister think Samus is "thick"

>>259540075
is your sister fat

>>259540792
No. She's slightly plump, but not like you go "oh, look at that fat chick". Like, she has a hint of double chin and such. But not fat.

>>259541380
Samus isn't think at all, but new samus isn't /fit/

>>259541380
Still fat.

women have different standards for attractiveness and weight than men, news at 11

>>259542530
What do you mean with "new Samus"?

>>259542775
Are women harsher than men are?

Am I right in assuming that you are in fact the very sister you speak of?

>>259540075
>http://www.strawpoll.me/2411373
No option for..
>no your sister is stupid as fuck she's wrong about everything

>>259541380
>Like, she has a hint of double chin and such.
>But not fat.
I'm sorry anon, but even a hint of a double chin is pretty fat. You should tell her to put down the fork every so often.

>>259543101
LOL, no. I actually asked her this because I wanted a female's opinion.

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Can we please just make this a Samus ass pic thread
We need to gather as much data as possible before we can come to a consensus

>>259543458
>Asking just one female.

Yeah, pretty sure all females think this way.

>>259544198
It's prett embarrassing to ask this to a female you don't know really, really well...

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Chalk it up to baked goodies.

Nobody cared who she was til she took off the mask

>>259544664
the penis rises

>>259544664

She's a big girl

>>259540075
Anyone who thinks muscle look like that have no idea about human anatomy.

Our dear Samus is pear shaped, and has stored a lot of fat in her thighs and hips.

Anyone who think that's a toned ass, welcome to argue it with me. :)

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>>259544125
Samus booty?

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>>259545054
Yeah, brother

>>259545054
THAT looks like a tight ass, in contrast to the pic in OP.

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>>259545565
I'm not sure how long I could contribute to the cause.

>>259540075
>up until this point in time, Samus and/or women's bodies have been a mystery to all men, OP has peeked behind the curtain
>all women share the same opinion about everything and are totally right because they are female
>a fictional character who is different in literally every game is appropriate to be judged on body type

>>259544958
Pour vous

No she's not fat enough.

>>259545762
Stop playing dumb and read what I write.

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>>259545784
A woman doesn't have to have fat in all parts of her body to have a fat ass.

>>259546045
You're right, I'm sorry. I guess your sister is good at judging those two images from Zero Mission then. Tell her not to quit her day job.

>>259545703
Anything would be appreciated. It's for study, after all

>>259544360
No it's not. Stop being so insecure; if you're confident in your statement it doesn't matter. Walk up to any woman on the street and say, "Hey, I'm doing a poll to see if people think this person's ass is toned or fat." Then, you show her the picture on your phone. It's not fucking hard. If she acts uninterested in you then scoff at her. If she acts defensive after that then keep fucking with her; most women like that. If she walks away then walk away. This shit isn't hard people.

>Samus, one of the fittest, most well trained female characters in all of vidya
>Poll shows /v/ think she's got a plump ass

/v/, what is wrong with you?

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>>259546584

>>259546639
In the OP's Zero Mission photos she does. Just look at her legs, that doesn't look like muscle to me. There's nothing wrong with a plump ass; nobody is saying she's unattractive.

>>259546092
Yes but I want it in all parts of her body it is my fetish

>>259546982
I never said people thought she was unattractive. What I said was that poll shows /v/ thinks that her ass is not tight, even though Samus is in tip-top shape.

Just FYI, a plump ass sags a bit, a tight ass sticks out.

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>>259546982
That's not a fat ass by any stretch. Wii fit girl has a similar ass. THIS is a chunky ass.

>>259546849
>That tightness
I need a minute

>>259547660
>thinking obese is the same as plump

FFS people, Samus has a plump ass! That does NOT mean it's all flabby or obese - it's not the same!

I don't care what you call samus' ass, I just want to touch it.

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>>259547809
I don't know what's what anymore. How would you rate WFG's ass?

>>259547414
Yeah I feel you; I jumped the gun there. Though, in OP's pics I say that her ass isn't tight. If OP showed his sister a multitude of pics from different games and she said she was plump I'd disagree, bt if those were the only two pictures he presented then I would agree with her. To clarify a bit I'm only talking about the ass and thighs. Try to picture how those legs would connect to her kneecap; it's just kinda.. of.

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>>259547809
Different strokes for different folks anon, they want their tight asses or jelly like asses, not inbetweens.

>>259548059
Spankable/10

>>259548059
That's a funny view, but it does look a bit big there. Maybe there's a reason why she keeps working out? ;)

>>259540075

Well your picture is shit OP look for some official artwork maybe? Samus have a healthy body fit but not manly kind of fit with nice sized ass and breasts

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>>259548169
tfw the new eroquis samus doujin

>>259548013
She'd only let you touch it after she's done sitting on your face

>>259548163
>We agree that Samus's butt look nice

What we don't agree on is its firmness, or lack thereof.

I ask you, does her butt sag even the slightest in those OP pics?

And yeah, I'm also only talking about her legs and ass.

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>>259548059
Toned, but not a muscled ass. Wouldsmack/10.

>>259548250
That is official art my friend. It's some of the earliest Zero Suit ideas.Designs change over time.

Jesus christ, again with this thread?

>>259548454
Even better.

>>259548250
It's official art - she did have a soft ass in that game, as unfitting as it might seem for a character like Samus.

Once when I was in school, a girl asked me what I thought of her ass. I took a look at her ass and told her it was okay, then she started goofing off and told other girls that I looked at her ass. The other girls came to me like I had just said a racial slur and started saying my ass was fat.

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>You'll never a Samus

Why live?

>>259548532
No it doesn't sag, I agree with you there. I'm just saying that it's not tight. In those pics she does have a plump ass, which as another poster said =/= fat. Nice to have a civil conversation about asses by the way.

>>259549024
How is it unfitting? How often do we see her exercise?

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>>259546849
This is my favorite Samus pic.

>>259541380
Have you fucked her yet?

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>>259549208
Not even this one? Cause I prefer the jacket and short-short combo instead.

>>259549169
>We agree it's a nice ass
>We agree it doesn't sag

So why do you think it's plump and not tight?

>>259549024
You should check out Lara's ass in the Tomb Raider reboot. It's the flattest, most untoned ass you'll ever see. Her thighs and calves are also twigs.

It makes no sense for her to have a lower half that shitty, considering all the hiking and jumping she does.

>>259549191
You seriously think a character like Samus would have a big, soft butt?

>>259549598
How is it untoned?

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>>259548250
That is official art.

Would you introduce Samus to Sharia patriarchy and make her renounce western feminism while you cut off her clit, /v/?

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>>259549789
That looks pretty tight but with nice softness.

>>259549789
Uhmm... her butt sags slightly in official artwork?

>>259549841
Insha'allah, brother.

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZTvgZfc2nc

shes thick because shes fucking tall as fuck. people dont tend to get that tall and stay that thick

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>>259550170
>sag
I don't think you know what a sag is.

>>259540075

Inb4 SJW and how OP is a misogynistic rapist who views women as objects

>>259549759
It's untoned in that it has no muscle mass at all. I think new Lara shits by using a vacuum cleaner, because her glutes don't look like they've pushed out any turds in a long while.

>>259549451
The picture on the right is tighter than the one on the left; there's just something off about it. But when it comes down to it it's kind of difficult to put into words. I'm mostly basing my opinions off of previous girls I've been with. On the right you have that bit of tuck under the cheeks which isn't on the left; but at same time the thighs are too wide for me too consider it muscular. It is difficult to tell in these pics though because of the skin tight suit, but the two pics give differing ideas of her body.

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>>259550283
My brother! Already we are spreading IS spin-offs in games, we cannot be stopped! Soon all Kafirs will convert and fight for our holy Jihad! I present to you ?????? ?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHE2D-3tnyM

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>>259550343
Yes I do, and it does sag noticably in that pic. I'm not saying it's flabby or anything, but it does sag a bit.

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>>259550882
Sag is not a bad thing.

>>259551048
Nobody said it was my ass friend.

>>259550882
That's called an ass cheek you idiot.

>>259547809

autism

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>>259551134
I'm more of an ab person, but most artists don't give Samus toned abs.

>>259550464
How do you know it lacks muscle mass? Why is it so perfectly round if it lacks muscle mass?

>>259550532
>a bit of tuck under the cheeks

What is this you're referring to?

So how would you rate the firmness of her thighs and ass indivudually, on the left and the right pic?

And yeah, nice to have a proper talk about this.

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>>259551583
Is this to your liking?

>>259540075
/v/ doesn't understand. Video games are for children. I asked my little sister (she's 10) and she said she doesn't recognize her in Samus, because she's an adult woman and she can only recognize herself in a female character if she is a little girl. So the consensus should be to make Samus into a kid.

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I want to marry Samus!

>>259551737
>How do you know it lacks muscle mass?

By looking at it, Sherlock.

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>>259551828
aw yis

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>>259550882
There is nothing flabby or saggy about her ass there.

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>>259551749
I already have that pic, but thanks anyway. I prefer the tanned variant.

When is the damn eroquis doujin getting translated.

>>259551048
I didn't say it was. I just said it does sag a little in the official artwork. Which says something about the way they want to portray Samus.

>>259551149
The creasing line where ass cheek meets thighs means everything. The longer and more protounding this line is, the saggier and softer the ass is.

All butts have these lines, but some lines are longer than others.

Samus's butt does sag a bit. Doesn't mean it's nasty or ugly or anything. But we must be allowed to state facts, even uncomfortable facts.

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>>259552147
Here then, have another abs pic.

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>>259552607
I also just downloaded that image set as well, so thanks again.

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>>259551828
>make Samus into a kid.
Oh gosh

>>259551737
On the right you can see where the definition of her whole ass and thighs separately. On the left it's just one solid mass. This could be the difference in her stance though. If the picture on the left had her standing up straight it seems like it would be closer to the other one, but the center of the cheeks seems lower, which makes me lean more towards the plump side than the fit side. The one on the right seems more drawn in towards the asshole, while the one on the left seems to hang a bit. Both sides seem to have thighs that would seem strange if you cold see the rest of the pictures though, it just doesn't add up to me.

>>259552347
See>>259552035

>>259549392
>fucking a landwhale
Are you serious?

>>259551828
>loli Samus

Muh fick

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>>259552914
We anatomy now? Can you find Samus bellys?

>>259552914
Not the same guy, but her ass clearly sags on the right pic. See those creasing lines just where her left butt cheek meets her left thigh?

That's THE detail that tells you her ass is not tight.

>>259554865
Her ass is tight.

>>259553112
More cushion for the pushin

>>259554989
It's not tight when the creasing line goes all the way out to her hip. The more protounding thise creasing line is, the softer the ass.

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>>259555469
>>259554989
This debate is just turning into a back and forth. Do we need more evidence? Cause I can go hunting for even more official art.

>>259545054
why does the canon have to have veins...

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>>259556174
Manga cliche and apparently it's conscious.

>>259540075
Who gives a shit you fucking autist

Why did they turn Samus into a moaning whining bitch in the latest games where she needs a man's help?

>>259556334
huh...

>>259549427
Nope, the other one, it's the perfect drawing of her ass and thighs.

>>259555469
I don't think you know what sag is.

>>259556582
>games

You mean single game.

> moaning whining bitch
>Has PTSD for a few seconds then proceeds to fuck Ridley's shit up and get the job done anyway.

>>259540075
who gives a fuck what your sister thinks. post pics of her. is she cute?

How come the shit comic hasn't been posted yet?

You know the one about samus shitting herself, its like always bound to happen in 100+ posts thread

>>259554842
Upper right corner

op ask your sister to dress up like samus

>>259556334
>Samus takes a big bloody shit.jpg

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Here we go. Actual proof that her ass is plump.

You are welcome to:

1) Agree
2) Argue with arguments

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>>259557089
I want to marry her so bad.

>>259558106
Well in that case get in line then.

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>>259558202
I was here first.

>>259558106
>>259558202
She's MINE, you fags. Back off.

>>259541380
>Hint of a double chin
>Not like you go "oh, look at that fat chick"
>thinks Samus is thick

Anon, I'm not sure how to tell you this...

>>259558413
*unsheathes dick*

>>259558413
Nah.

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>tfw you're samus in your ship
>tfw you just get out of the shower, your smooth, freshly shaven legs glistening wet
>tfw you gently rub moisturising lotion into your perfect, soft skin
>tfw you step into your zero suit marvelling at the delicious feeling of the suit sliding up your smooth legs
>tfw a slight grunt slips from between you lips as you have to tug the zero suit up over your wide hips and plump, round ass, shaping them into mouth-watering orbs of heaven

>>259558106
>Two left feet.

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>>259558387
She can keep the suit on for all I care.

You guys do realize "thick" is normalfag talk for "curvy" right ?

If a girl is thick it means she is not too skinny,not fat but with delicious curves

>>259555719
It's already been proved that her ass is plump. The only people who disagree are fags and fanboys.

>>259558387
What is this type of image called? I see a bunch of them even obscure some ones like of a rifle, but I would like to know what they are called

>>259558615
She's crunching her pinkie toes.

>>259559030
Why don't people want her to have a plump ass? I like em' plump.

>>259558614
stop_my_penis_can_only_go_so_erect.webm

>>259558106
this image wtf anon.

(cringe mode activated)

>that zero suit

Samus may as well be wearing nothing but fucking body paint.

>>259543383
>>259558493
Depends on your standards for the term 'fat', but also how she carries it. My ex had a hint of a double chin, but she was definitely plump and not fat. Gorgeous plot and backstory too.

Why did she have to leave?

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>>259558106
>drunk pajama cuddles with Samus

>>259559397
To be honest, this wasn't a discussion whether she has a nice ass or not.

It was about if her Zero Mission ass is tight or plump. I've proved it's plump. Doesn't mean it's bad or anything.

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>>259552758
This exchange made me chickle, thanks anons.

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>>259559638
I feel this one is even worse actually.

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Causal Samus is best Samus

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New topic for discussion: do you think Samus' cock is circumcised or uncircumcised?

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>>259560194
Comfy Samus is best Samus

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>>259560147
>Chickle
Is that some kind of fetish thing the kids are doing nowadays?

>>259560228
kill yourself faggot

>>259558614
You're arresting my cock

Though I don't think she'd bother shaving her legs for no raisin

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>>259560228
Would women even care to have it circumcised?
>>259560358
I want Samus to teach me bounty hunting.

>>259560527
The reason to shave your legs is because it feels incredibly good.

>>259559020
You do realize that "curves" are made of fat, right?

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>>259560529

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>>259560194
Could someone post more pics like this with Nintendo characters just being casual and enjoying themselves?

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best samus pic coming through

>>259560529
>I want Samus to teach me bounty hunting.
That would be interesting to see.

>>259560634
Sure it feels nice, but it's a pain to do all the time. I don't bother doing mine unless I'm going on a date.

>>259560758
he's already seeking help. that's why he made the thread to ask for our opinions, hothead!

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>>259560687
It's a genre I wish I had more of

>>259560758
The ass is fat.

The ass is love

>GUYS HER ASS ISN'T PLUMP IT'S GREAT
>here's why its plump
>OK I GUESS IT IS PLUMP BUT IT'S NOT A BAD THING
>we didn't say it's bad we said it's plump
>SHE HAS A NICE ASS
fucking grow up

I never realized quite why there was always so much hate when Samus got sexier, but now I see why:

She is literally the embodiment of everything SJW's hate

-She is Aryan and blonde
-She is thin and voluptuous and attractive
-She is strong, her own person, but shows no hate towards men
-She dresses sexy or at the very least wears tight revealing undersuits

She is both everything that SJW's hate and covet. They are insanely jealous of her. It all makes fucking sense now

>>259560529
>not even woman are silly enough to get voluntarily circumcised
doubt it.

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>>259560908

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>>259560758
Agreed, we need to give more attention to Samus' front.

>>259559598
Fuck off, reddit shitbag

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>>259561009

Can we just have a Samus thread without dragging SJW bullshit into it?

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>>259561105
>dat angle
every time

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>>259561105
I can agree to this.
>>259561032
Only if they grew up thinking guys have it as a norm.

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What if Metroid and Halo had sex?

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>>259561105

>>259559224
dakimakura

>>259561551
Samus is pure and is saving herself for me.

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>>259561009
Holy shit this nigger is right

When Samus got her sexy boots and booty hugging tights in the last game the shit storm made no sense. Male Samus fans always wanted sexy Samus

Only the SJW hatred makes sense

>tfw you have a dream where you meet samus
>tfw you ask her out to dinner
>tfw she says no because "if she eats she won't be able to fit into her zero suit anymore"
>tfw even if your dreams women don't want to be with you

>>259561057
Why is Peach laughing?
Why is Zelda angry drinking?
Why is Samus crying?

>>259561818
*insert feels meme*

>>259560932
Honestly, I think the vast majority think it's plump, but the problem is that for some people, "plump" is something negative, hence all the misunderstandings in this thread.

>>259561890
fuck off cunt

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>>259561690
Explain this then.

>>259561551
why is halo a fem nig?

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Shh, she's sleeping

>>259562045
because Monty Oum

>>259562005
>I will never raise samus children
why live

>>259562005
She's playing with her Metroid, it's hiding inside her suit.

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>>259561826
>Peach hasn't really been integral to Mario in forever
>Zelda barely shows up in TP even though she showed up in tons of promos
>Samus gets a shit game that makes a bigger cry baby than possible
>>259561818
>She starts making bird mating calls since those are the norm
>She looks awkwardly back and forth wondering why everyone looks at her funny
>Her sheepish grin as she takes your hand to take you out after you finish eating

>>259540075
That's neither tight nor plump.

That's a fat ass.

Huge+zero muscle definitin=fat

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>samus doesn't get any missions for months and just sits around eating spaceburgers all day

>>259563007
So that explains her ZM ass.

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>>259563007
I'd be fine with that type of Samus.

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she's a big girl

>>259563525
Samus is not a "big girl", it's just her ass that is big.

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>>259563751
And I prefer it that way.

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>>259563751
>it's just her ass that is big
>implying

>>259564152
Does anyone on /v/ really care about her boobs anymore? In all threads, everything is about her fat ass.

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>>259564284
Mainly because it's the OP posting about her butt that keeps making these threads.

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>>259557562

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>>259564473
If that's enough to turn you off the internet, I'm not sure if anything that uses thumbnails is a good idea.
>>259564456
Everything about Samus is good for me.

>>259564456
Then how do you explain most threads become 100+? Obviously there's a great interest in Samus's ass.

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>>259564846
Why not both?

Someone post Samus feather public hair. I saw a picture of it before.

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>>259564846
That doesn't mean there isn't also interest in Samus' samuses.

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>No one's posted the comic yet

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>>259565118
Can we go the whole thread without? We'll find out.
>>259565114
Again, why not interest in all parts of Samus?

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Samus has genes for having a fat ass. I mean, fuck, just look at it!

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You can compare her ass to others to see how plump it actually is.

I just realized I never fapped to Samus before...

>>259540075

Why is Samus so sexualized compared to other Nintendo?

>>259550882
The left side of her hips are just lower because of the pose, it's not sagging.

>>259566216
Other than maybe Zelda, Samus is most deserving of it

>>259565842
end your fucking life you autist

>>259540075
The ass was fat
and that's a good thing

>>259566263
That has nothing to do with the gluteus fold. Her ass sags.

>>259566216
Her skin tight outfit if I had to guess.
It's just so insanely easy to sexualize, which is funny considering for years she was one of the least sexualized female characters in gaming.

>>259541380
>hint of double chin
that's already very fat

>>259566450
Her gluteus fold isn't sagging. Just because you say it does doesn't make it so.

>>259566464
She always was.

>>259540075
200+ replies and no one has pointed out that the backside part of her suit is shaped just like a thong.

/v/, I'm disappointed!

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>>259540075
>Same shitposting/pornography thread posted every single day and the mods do nothing about it

>>259566671
Her fatty ass is folding over onto her thighs - that's called sagging.

Learn your ass 101, fag.

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>Who are you calling fat?

>>259567158
Apparently your definition of what is considered sagging ass cheeks is just that different from mine, so we won't reach agreement no matter how much we try to point things out.

>>259567529
Sorry Samus, but you do have a fat ass in Zero Mission. I would recommend squats and lunges to firm it up.

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W-what are you doing, Peach

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Why isn't there any anime based on Nintendo games yet?

>>259568336
Submissive Samus is best Samus.

>tfw I know half a dozen female girls who look just like Samus
>tfw I can't get even one date with them
>tfw I will never have Aryan blonde girlfriend cosplay as Samus at next comic-con as I walk her around, showing off my trophy girlfriend

>>259540075
your sister is a dumb ugly whore who deserves to get killed.not even raped just killed.

>>259568498
Fire Emblem
Animal Crossing
F-Zero
Kirby
Pokemon

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>>259568498

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Why isn't there a 2D Metroid (or Castlevania) on 3DS anyway.

>>259570102
http://mynintendonews.com/2014/06/13/nintendo-say-they-are-planning-a-future-for-both-2d-and-3d-metroid/
Because Miamoto is a retarded jackass that thinks all platformers may as well be Mario
Get ready for Prime Hunters 2
pls

>>259566464

>skin thight

muh fetish

I always thought it would be really funny if she took off the suit and had, like, actual fucking space shit on under there (insulation and life support) but you gotta please the waifu fags i guess

New Samus related poll.

>>259571123
http://www.strawpoll.me/2412110

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>>259571249
What if I want to hold her hand
It must be warm after holding a controller for so long

>>259571734
>holding hands

get the fuck out of here, you literally disgust me

>tfw dont have a fat ass

>>259561009
I can't go one thread without you neckbreathers bringing up SJWs. Why don't you fucks chill and fap off to Samus' glorious assets?

>>259571734
When I created the poll I assumed Samus was cool with you holding her hand whenever you like.

>>259559790
OP confirmed for fatty lover.

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>>259571249
If you don't pick thighs you are objectively wrong.

>>259562005
actually doesn't' she have bird dna or something? Won't that make genetic incompatible with humans?

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>>259572118
How positively lewd
How is my house not filled with spaghetti yet?

>>259572297
Yes to both
Feather pubes

>>259571249
So far I'm finding the results of this poll absolutely shocking. Where are my thigh bros?

OP's image is just a crappy picture. Not in the sense that its poorly drawn, just that it doesnt reflect her design properly.

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>>259572297
She's a genetic abomination after Fusion, but they never mention her being infertile, since the Chozo still had humanoid characteristics.
>>259572176
Great taste good buddy.

>>259545764
Pour toi*

>>259572647
I guess Nintendo can't get her canon proportions right

>>259571249
where is caress her pregnant belly

>>259572647
Here's a perfect example of a bitter Samus fanboy who doesn't like the FACT that his favourite character has a fat ass.

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Like a charming knight of the broken garlic wind, a challenger steals the thread in his righteous name!

>>259572797
it all comes down to the artist regardless if theyre hired by Nintend or not

>>259572836
I never even played any of the metroid games but I am a drawfag. its my opinion the picture fails to convey her design properly.
the way the artist drew her ass isnt the way a decently toned ass looks in that pose, which can make it look fatter than it really is.

Shit like that is what makes me say it doesnt look great.
Remember it was made for a relatively small screen.

Does anyone think the zero suit design leaving nothing to the imagination makes her less appealing as a whole because all that she has to offer is already laid out for all to see?

>>259573465
Well it does conceal one thing
feather pubes

But yeah, I will say that it's one of the reasons Sammy r34 isn't particularly interesting

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What if Samus and Peach held hands and rubbed breasts?

>>259573463
Or maybe it's because she actually has a fat ass, you retard.

>>259573463
>it all comes down to the artist regardless if theyre hired by Nintend or not
Well then who the fuck is to say what Samus is supposed to look like if not Nintendo themselves?

>>259560529
>Samus in pantyhose
My fucking dick

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>>259573682
Boob-pressing
Muh dick.

>>259571249
Would she sit on my lap if I choose breast fondling?
Fuck, I can't pick just one part of her

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>>259572667
>She's a genetic abomination after Fusion, but they never mention her being infertile, since the Chozo still had humanoid characteristics.

being humanoid characteristics shouldn't mean you can interbreed with humans. But hey tell that to star trek.

Really thought her genes have been whack around so much she's props infertile. So no no pregger samus for us ;_;

>>259574639
Just get a stripper that looks like Samus for a lap dance if you want one so bad.
>>259574746
Nintendo will never admit to her being either infertile or fertile since that would imply her having sex.

>>259574746
nature doesn't apply to samus she could be pregnant with ridley if she wanted

>>259573912
well if this is the only picture they ever drew of her it isnt really consistent with the ingame models they use in stuff like smash bros

a lot of characters get inconsistent designs between media, but there is generally a general idea of what a character should look like.

Think wolverine. a lot of different takes on him, a lot of different artists with different builds. but we all know what he should look like, give or take.

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>>259573125
Why have I never seen this pic until now? Laughing hard

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>>259573682
samus is with sheik

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>>259575050
>it isnt really consistent with the ingame models they use in stuff like smash bros
>implying Smash is canon
It's pretty much on-model with all of her Metroid appearances
>comparing Samus' ass being slightly more or less toned to Wolverine redesigns
What

>>259574957
It's not the same without the Zero Suit, though.
I just want Samus to play vidya while I massage her latex-clad breasts and sit with my dick between her thighs

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>>259575345
Molesting Sheik?

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>>259575345

>>259566282
>Zelda gets the same sexualized treatment
Please, Nintendo

>>259548556
What's Samus doing in Shadow Moses?

Would any of you eat Samus' asshole?

>>259576110
Trying to find a Solid Snake

i'm not sorry
;-;

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>>259575345
>tfw she cheats on sheik

>>259576128
I would lick it through her suit as she sat on my face

>>259576578
Who plays frisbee naked?

>>259575367
im comparing character inconsistencies

>>259576649
Good looking people.

>>259576578

who was phone?

>>259576778
Doubt it's dark samus. Just some random alien.

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>>259576649
A mother wanting skinship. Or a mother from an Agata porn manga.

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>tfw you will never rest on samus' titanic plush body like a beanbag and play video game as she gently rubs your head

>>259542995
>are women harsher than men are?

GEE YOU DON'T SAY?

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>>259576865
I think it is tagged as Dark Samus on pixiv and other boorus.

>>259576872
I just love this, don't know exactly why.

>>259541380
>she has a hint of double chin and such
>thinks samus is a bit fat
Anon your sister is fucking retarded

>>259576128
Id do it even if she wouldnt give me a peepee touch

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>>259576128
Without question.

>>259561269
>>259572089

>Stop bringing up SJW's in this thread

Hey Anon, the enemies are at the gate and you prefer to live with your head in the ground? Lemme tell ya all something: See almost all the images in this thread? If those SJW's get their way, not only will artwork like this be banned, but Nintendo of America will be forced to make Samus look ugly as sin, fat, blue short hair, flat chest and ass, hipster glasses on her face, body piercings all over, and be constantly depressed and complaining about DA PATRIARCHY!

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never ever

>>259577049
>implying you'd need her to touch you
She's have no problem making you cum hands-free with that ass of hers

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>>259577002
She looks like she's ready and willing to start her mating call with you. Don't keep her waiting anon.

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>>259572667
Actually, at the end of Fusion, she restores her original Chozo-Human hybrid DNA. The Metroid DNA is purged after she reunites/absorbs with the SA-X.

>>259577371
>implying you'd need her to touch you
>tfw you jizz in your own pants just being in the same room as samus

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>not having a monument to samus' ass in your room

>>259577565
>tfw she calls you pathetic and mates with someone else

>>259577673
>samus'
points for getting that right

>>259543383
I've found that women get double chins a lot easier than guys do. I remember when I was a kid, I was pretty chubby and I had less of a noticeable double chin than my mom, who was skinnier than I. Of course, I had a more noticeable jawline though so that probably helped.
>inb4 incest speculations
I noticed when we went to the beach and pools

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>>259577525
But that makes no sense, she's technically only able to absorb the SA-X because of the Metroid DNA and even then where would the Metroid DNA go? Out her ass?

>>259577565
>She's flattered by your lack of control and continues to tease you until your pants are positively soaked

>>259540075
you reddit goyim need to be mass ban, faggot SWJ mods

>>259577673
>Other M Samus monument
>those fucking heels

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>>259577873
Well, consider the reason Ice Missiles exist. It's because Samus's Metroid-infused DNA isn't compatible with the ice beam, since Metroids are vulnerable to cold.

The SA-X has the Ice Beam, and when you absorb it, you get the Ice Beam to fight off the Omega Metroid with. After all, the SA-X is a perfect copy of Samus's DNA as it was before she got Metroid-ed up.

So obviously, her DNA returns to it's normal state by absorbing an exact copy of 'herself'.


Here's your abomination Samus, though. The idea is pretty neat, I'll give you that.

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Do you think Samus is a smoker?

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>>259578161
How about an even worse reminder anon?

>>259540075
yeah she's got a fat ass and huge knockers

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>>259578161
>being so homosexual you hate heels

>>259577673
Have her and the figma, both really excellent figs.

>>259578345
>going throw military PT as a smoker

>>259578435
Primefags suffer from massive butthurt and autism.

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Daily reminder that other M ruined everything

>>259578894

Naw just saved it from Prime turning the series into a forgettable first person shooter.

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>>259578435
not him, but other M heels are retarded even if they are sexy
Can't wait for a Smash ZSS amiibo or statue though, love those heels

>>259579058
If you think the Other M heels are dumb but like the Kerfuffle heels you are retarded.

>>259563525
For you

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>tfw Samus will forever be seen as generic fapbait
>tfw Samus will never be cool again
>tfw this bullshit will leak into the hypothetical next game and it will suck worse than Other M
>tfw Metroid is dead

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>tfw no 2d metroid with brawler combat where you can mid-combo style switch between power armour and zero suit with different movesets like dmc4 style switching

I want Samus to move her hands along the front of my pants while she sits on my face.

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>>259579189
Some have a purpose, the other do not.
Stop being mad

You sister should stop oppressing women.

>>259579441
we already had a DMC4-like Metroid. its called Other M

>>259579646
womyn*