>Teacher! Anon didn't thank his healer!

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>Teacher Tyrone is a nigger

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>>259304867

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>>259304867
Why would anyone expect or want to be thanked for what is expected of them?

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>not being a cleric so you can tank and heal
>playing mmos

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>Healing someone
>He stops to type thank you
>He gets shot to pieces and dies

>>259305198
gonna have to go with 4, 5 was close but I'm not attracted to giraffes

OH HA HA, OP, REAL FUNNY

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE A HEALER? TO WATCH YOUR FIRENDS AND LOVED ONES BE BUTCHERED IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES, AND YOU HVAE TO REACH OUT INTO THEIR GUSHING WOUNDS TO STOP THE BLOOD AND KEEP THEIR SPIRITS FROM LEAVING THEIR BODIES? TO KEPT YOURSELF HEALED FIRST AND FORMOST TO RIP THEIR SOULS BACK FROM THE GRIM SICKLE OF DEATH? TO WATCH THEM DIE AGAIN AND AGAIN, ONLY TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE WITH NO MEMORY OF IT? AND THE HEALER, STANDING THERE, WITH A MILLIONS HORRORS BEHIND HIS EYES, NEVER TO BE FORGOTTEN, THOSE HE LOVES MOST MURDERED AGAIN AND AGAIN IN A VARIETY OF TRAUMATIC WAYS?

AND THEN, AFTER ALL THAT, ALL THEY SAY IS "THANK YOU."

YOU THINK THAT CAN KEEP THE HEALER FROM SLITTING THE INSIDES OF HIS THIGHS EVERY NIGHT JUST TO FEEL THE RELEASE OF THE STRESS AND FOLLOW SOME MISPLACED EMPATHY FOR THOSE HE SAVED TIME AND TIME AGAIN AT THE COST OF HIS OWN SPIRIT?

What the fuck are you wearing?

>>259305198
5

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>>259305198
Fixed

>this fucking thread again
>typing while pulling massive mobs
>typing while doing bosses
>thanking your healer in the thick of the fight
>being a healerfag
>playing shit mmos with lterally 3 different categories: Deeps, Tank and Heal

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>>259305471
>Heal someone
>He says "thank you"
>Heal the guy again
>He says "thank you" again
>He keeps saying thank you every time you heal him
>Get sick of the endless "Thank you" so stop healing him
>He dies and he doesn't say a word as his character fades away

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>>259305198
Do trans ever have hips like that?

>>259305523
>Muh benefits

>>259306085
Considering those are all young girls and their hips haven't filled out yet, yes.

>>259304867
>Teacher! Jamal has codeine in his backpack!

>>259306293
Young? They look 18-20

I can never figure out if I'm supposed to thank people who randomly buff or heal me. I don't know what to do.

>>259306476
Female hips don't start widening until their mid to late twenties.

>>259306835
They broaden a like 12...
Even young teens have an hourglass shape

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>>259305423
I think you mean a MOTHERFUCKING PALADIN
Clerics are the ones who just heal and not a lot else

>>259305767
underrated post

>>259305767
+1
:^)

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>Don't thank healer.
>He stops healing us.
>Paladin heals and tanks.
>We win without shitty healer.
>He needs every item and runs away.

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Mages > healers
Crowd control > health

If you had a mage to AoE CC an area, you wouldn't need a healer in the first place.

:^)

>>259305198
>>259305767
I've seen this pic since I started coming on 4chan in 2007. These chicks must be 40 by now.

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>>259307189
>can wear same armor as fighters
>better spellcasting and turn then paladins
>don't have to be uptight lawful good
Why should I be a paladin?

>>259304867
No, I didn't, but you will.

>>259305767
I like you.

>>259305767
i don't get it

>>259307098
How would you know

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>>259307098
Transfaggots can have hips like those, because those hips aren't fully developed yet. I didn't make the rules, man. Female hips start actually widening in their twenties, and continue to widen until they're in their mid thirties.

>>259307532
>2007 was 20 years ago

;_;

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>>259308349
The 3/5ths compromise was a compromise made by the early politicians of the US of A. Southern states wanted negroes to count towards population, since they had a fuck ton of them, and the North thought it was bullshit since they were slaves, and didn't have any actual real rights and thus shouldn't be counted.

To appease the Dixie faggots, the Northerners conceded and said that blacks count as 3/5th of a person, in accordance to the census. And that, folks, is why black people are only 60% as smart as a regular white person.

>>259308349
us history bitch
don't tell me you're foreign or something

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>>259308829
Fucking nico comment spam is like being accosted by Descartes twice a second.

>>259308829
>>259308896
interesting stuff.
no wonder i didn't get it, i'm canadian sorry for phil fish really sorry

>>259308349
in 1700's america african slaves were considered 3/5ths of a person in the House of Representatives

>>259308896
>being american

>>259306063
I have a habit of doing that
anytime I see someone heal me I just instinctively thank them

>>259304867
I'm a healer and fuck off

I actually love being abused and treated like shit. I love it when people act like I'm trash, and tell me to be thankful they're letting me join them on the quest, because I'm fucking useless without them. I thank them everytime they let me heal them, and I love being chasitised when I'm late. I work hard to avoid being yelled at for not healing properly, so I can bask in the backhanded remarks they make when we finish the quest and we get our rewards.

I like Femdom and I love being the wimpy useless healer who only serves to support those more powerful. Fuck you for trying to get my class equal respect when the whole appeal of it is to be in the sidelines, support those who do the real work.

>>259308825
You're lying.

>>259309749
No she's transgender reverse image search it. She's got god tier gentics

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>>259309719
>being a bitch
Disgusting

>>259309956
Thank you, I love being called a bitch

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>>259309956
That's bait, man

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>>259305767

Oh wow, an actual good joke that doesn't boil down to 'lol niggers!'

Never thought I'd see that on 4chan.

>>259310493
Oh yeah, well you're a strong independent healer who don't need no group.

>>259305767
This nigga

>>259311386
Y-You too...

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>>259309719
Abusing healers is now my fetish.

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>>259309749
http://spectrumofadistantdream.tumblr.com/tagged/me

why would I thank myself?

>>259309719
You are a wonderful person and I appreciate your service.

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>>259311882
Because they were tryin to grab yer prize.

The work for the rogue. The DPS man.

>>259311694
Until I see her with a dick i'm just going to assume that she doesnt have one. My penis can't take it.

I only thank healers if I'm not in their party and they had no reason to heal me.

>not running in a straight line towards the medic in KF
it's like you WANT to be eaten by a fleshpound

>>259312267

Baine?

>taking time to thank the medic
>getting yourself killed when not between waves / rounds

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>>259312540
Aye

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>>259312639

Get them I'm bored, I'll call Eitrigg.

>>259305198
The black girl has the biggest tits, the nicest smile, and has glasses which I really like
It's no competition for me. I feel like beating it right now.

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>>259312275
>flat as an ironing board
>all post tagged as tranwoman
Just give into temptation
You won't have to go home all alone

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>healers getting mad because you type "ty" instead of spelling out "thank you"

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>nobody thanks the tank

>>259313463

I'll thank him by whimpering as he pounds my healer boyhole for letting him drop below 90%.

>>259311694
>those genetics
>squandered by being fat

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>>259313632
>healer asks for me to pull faster
>pull faster
>keep pulling
>he loves it

>>259313397
Sad that this body is wasted on a monster.

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>>259307482
>TF2 MVM
>Two Cities: Rottenburg
>shitty medic is being an asshole, we kick him and beat the round a person short anyway and collecting all cash

feels good

>>259311179
>People who don't share my fetishes are merely baiting

Besides, who doesn't want a masochistic healer? It's beneficial on both ends, not to mention ironic.

>>259309719
>tfw I heal better the worse I'm being degraded

>>259307580
It all depends on the game. Paladins usually get a smite as a feature, along with a holy mount early on and some rather ridiculous defensive abilities (in DnD, they add their Charisma bonus to all of their passive saves, such as resisting poison or mind affecting abilities)

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>>259305471
>Playing as a Medic in Project Reality
>Prancing around like Jesus Christ of Nazarus, healing entire squads.
>Rest of my equipment is exactly like the average Rifleman, sans a grenade, but with 5 Patches to heal myself or others with.
>Even if you do get shot, you'll still get revived almost instantly since someone can just pick up your kit and revive you.
Feels good being a Combat Medic.

>>259313397
If only that face was more feminine. Sadly a dead giveaway and boner killer with all the other pics.

>>259313816
>"Go at whatever pace"
>Half the dungeon wailing on my booty
>"Tank you in a hurry?"
>Healer and I clear HoS in 10 minutes