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How many people were actually upset about this?

I've seen more posts about saying people need to stop complaining about it than I've seen people actually complaining about it.
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>>258927021
As a GBA Metroid fan, I was hype as fuck
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Max Scoville, for one.
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>>258927021
dem perky tits tho, that's fucking art
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>>258927021
They are angrily masturbating to it.
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>>258927267
WHO?
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way better than that zero suit shit
>muh latex fetish
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>>258927021
I don't see how it's any worse than ZSS already is.
Sure, it shows more skin, but it's not really any more sexualized than the Zero Suit
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I don't even want to fuck Samus. I just want to smell the sweat on those spandex shorts
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So is there a screenshot function or recording function like Xbox one and PS4? I need.. it for research
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>mfw you will always win with this costume
>the power of distracting your enemies
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I've been upset with the general theme of sex appeal in smash bro

I know they said they wanted to make it sexier like other fighting games, but it is just losing its charm
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I'm upset because Metroidfags keep spamming shit threads like these.

Not sure why I haven't filtered Metroid and Persona 4 related words yet.
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>>258927021
I love it, fuck everyone that disagrees. What other alt costume would Zamus honestly have aside from the Super Metroid version, or Green haired Samus?
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samus confirmed for fat shaming. no curvy deserves to be subjected to this impossible standard

stop fat shaming. consider donating to your local sea world
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>>258927780
Anita, pls go.
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>>258927021
anyone have a high res of this?
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Nobody. /v/ had a thousand posts of people yelling about "sjw btfo" but tumblr was defending it anyway
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>>258927664
There is, but you need to upload it publicly to Miiverse if you want to save it to your computer. Not like anyone will care, the Miiverse Smash community is already full of smut.
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>>258927780
What else is there besides sexying samus?
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Literally no one has complained about this, once again /v/ is fighting the good fight against imaginary SJW
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>>258927664
I don't know about recording footage, but you can definitely take screenshots. You can do that in most Wii U games.
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People are actually upset about this? People actually like the zero suit better?
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>>258927372

This' at least 1000 times hotter, not only that, but way cooler looking to boot
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>>258927780
>I know they said they wanted to make it sexier like other fighting games

When the fuck did Nintendo say that or anything like that?
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>>258927021
I don't understand why people would be upset by it because it's what Samus was wearing originally, and 2 piece sportswear is less lewd than a skintight body suit in my opinion.
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>>258927938
I'm hoping that she gets her original and Super outfits as well, especially that sexy black one-piece belly-exposing suit from Super.
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>>258927021
Dat skin.

Wow, this puts Nintendo on par with fighting games from the late '90s/early 2000s. Maybe in the next 20 years we can hope for boob jiggle physics.
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I'm still a little annoyed that their best idea for a second Metroid rep was "Samus in her pajamas".
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>>258927664
Do you mean the camera feature introduced in Special Melee, was readily available at all times in Brawl, and received a code in Brawl that unrestricted the camera? That plus the replay feature also introduced in Brawl?
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>>258928060
There isn't any higher that I know of, but here's a bigger version of OP's.
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>>258928724
>boob jiggle
>the spastic sacs of gelatin devs try to pass off as "boob jiggle"
let's not
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>>258928460
>hating on skinsuit
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I'm a girl who is actually a hambeast who is actually a narwhal but not really just a beached whale and I'm okay with this

I fucking loved the GBA games, Zero Mission more so than Fusion, but either one's okay, who the fuck cares, now I can play as a blonde chick in her fucking jogging shorts
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>>258928723
Samus has always been the focal point of the Metroid series, as the games were primarily about isolation and therefore doesn't lend itself to having many viable fighters.

That said, I would take five more slots of Samus in various outfits if it means Adam Malkovich stays the fuck out of Smash.
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>>258927021
Let's see...

Zero Suit Samus x Little Mac

Fusion Suit Samus x Ike

Zero Mission Samus x Pit
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>>258929064
>Samus has always been the focal point of the Metroid series, as the games were primarily about isolation and therefore doesn't lend itself to having many viable fighters.

Stop posting this retarded shit.
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>>258928832
>belly button

I...I think I have a new fetish.
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>>258928832
If this were ever released in a higher resolution, I would unironically jack off to it.
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>>258929038
You should lose weight
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Tons better then the shitty rubber fetish suit. I still wish they'd drop the heels though
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>>258927358
Funny you should post that pic.
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>>258929358
Join the club. I've had that fetish all my life. This costume made me very pleased.
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>>258929394

I am.
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>>258928962
What are you replying to me for? I said nothing about jiggling.
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>>25892702
THIS IS OFFENSIVE TOO WEMON. THINK OF CHILDREN HOW THOSE WILL AFFECT THEY'RE YOUNG MINDS. THIS ARE SICK PERVERTED MALE FANTASY NEED TO STOP.
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>>258927021
Looks good but they fucked up the general design with the boots
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>>258928832
Thanks anon, I'll grab that and get real up and personal
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>>258929369
how high level of a hipster do you have to be to ironically masturbate
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>>258929530
keep at it fellow /fit/izen
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>>258929791

We must go bigger than this.

Science demands this.
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I'm still trying to figure out why people keep throwing shitfits over the Zero Suit. A full-body cover to protect yourself from chafing, pinching, and bumping when inside a full-body metal armor suit makes perfect sense. Are you all just angry that it allows Samus to be shown without the Power Suit or something?
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>>258927021
Okay, no one would have even cared if a few unpopular news websites needed something to write a story about. Fox is a furry and bowser and yoshi are naked monsters. The main point is: you shouldn't flip shit about bikini samus beig in the game.
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Project M fags were, because their precious "Big Boss" was overshadowed by it.
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Are you Americans really that sexually repressed that you think that is some how exploitative. It's fucking athletic gear for Christ's sake.
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I like it but yet at the same time it just makes those fucking ridiculous heels even more pronounced.
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>>258930001
It's ugly
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>>258928161
Do you? I can take screenshots by pressing the home button and uploading it directly to imgur. I'm sure it works with other sites too.
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>>258927021
Only Primefags are mad
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>>258927021
The moment anything good happens, /v/ assumes people are pissed at it, or people start pretending to be pissed at it just to get a reaction. I don't follow vidya "journalism" so who cares if they are upset.
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>>258930139
It's funny you should mention Christ heathen. Go back to /r/atheism
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This is one of those things.

She could be wearing a clownsuit and people would complain about it.
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I honestly just don't give a shit anymore. Yeah I should be mad that they're honoring those fucking cancerous GBA games with these designs, but seriously, Samus has been raped into the ground for so long it just doesn't concern me anymore.
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>>258930501
>Yeah I should be mad that they're honoring those fucking cancerous GBA games with these designs

Your bait is showing
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>>258930224
Ah, so opnions that they feel they must be loud and obnoxious about. Business as usual.
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>>258930101
This is the second time I've seen this post. What the fuck do you want? On the right is a sexy looking girl, on the left is some dude, who cares
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>mfw I like this skin more than the default
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>>258927021
Don't care about the outfit

The high heels on the other hand are still retarded and my stance on them is never changing
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>>258930101
I think the reason it was ignored was because it look just like Snake but with camo and an eye patch. No idea why it would be hated though.
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>>258930575
Not bait at all, Fusion is pure cancer and Zero Mission was a shit tier remake that turned the focus even more towards the character of Samus than the Metroid concept itself.
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>>258930001
>pinching
I'd pinch something alright
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>>258927021

She looks like a slut
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>>258930001
I'm fine with the suit in theory, I just don't like how it overshadows the Power Suit and is now what people think of immediately when they think of Samus. Just Google Samus Aran and most of the pictures you'll find will be of the Zero Suit.
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>>258930278
Oh, you can? I never knew.
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>>258930889
This
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>>258930101
It's a fucking mod, noone cares
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>>258930340
Why would "Primefags" be mad when Samus was only in her Zero Suit in the Prime games?
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>>258930101
One is an official game

The other is a fanmade mod.

No fucking shit more people will pay attention to the official thing.
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>>258927021
It was cool, what got me upset is the natural /v/ reaction to it.

>holy shit sakurai is a genious GOTY
it's just an alt, and it's not even a great one.
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>>258928963
Don't misunderstand me. More lewd =/= I hate it.
z-suit Samus makes me rock hard
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I don't care about m-muh morals and all this shit.

But god damn her shoes never stop looking retarded.
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>>258928276
>>>/a/
fuck off with your weebshit
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>>258927021
http://lumberparty.tumblr.com/post/95189393535/boo-nintendo
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>>258931079
Because primefags believe manjawed sluts like this are actually sexually attractive
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>>258930305
no-hips level: Lightning
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>>258930101
I haven't see that Big Boss. Looks awesome.

Funny how a bunch of guys can do a better job than Sakurai.

>Have you ever made game? Hell yes, we made yours better.
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>>258930889
Trollin' trollin' trollin'.

>>258930804
Stop caring so much about what other people think of a video game character.
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>>258931079
>Being this stupid
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>>258928963
>posting the worst startrek
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>>258931364
She is literally minus an ass
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>>258931306
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>>258930340
Stop projecting. The whole point of this thread is that nobody is mad.

I've even seen people who know nothing about Metroid say things like "that's pretty tame when it comes to female fighting game characters."
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>>258931467
It's ripped from MGS3 dumbass.
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>>258930101
>Project M
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>>258931360
A lot of them like both designs. Stop trying to start retarded flame wars, child.
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>>258927021
yeah most people really didn't care, even in the more liberal parts of the internet, most discussion re: sexism it sparked were just rehashed discussions involving the zero suit
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>>258931769
Go look at the moe archives, shitloads of primefags whining about Samus not being an Amazon ice queen fetish fantasy for submissive betas such as themselves.
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>>258927021
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>>258931769
>>258931079
>how to spot a primefag
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>>258931467
For one, Sakurai put Solid Snake in Brawl, not Big Boss. For two, that model is ripped straight from MGS3, so the PM people didn't do shit except rip and rig it. For three, they're still working on altering an existing product, when they make their own game from scratch and it live sup to their ideals then I'll be impressed.
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>>258929038
I'm a man who is not in shape but not too fat or too skinny, I think

Samus's appearance outside her armor from best to worst.
Metroid 2 > Fusion > Metroid > Super Metroid > Zero Mission > Brawl > Other M > Smash 4
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>Nintendo
>girl in her undies

how does a family friendly corporation get away with this?
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>>258927664
>>258927664
>FOR LE RESEARCH XD
>...F-F-FOR SCIENCE :P
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Because of this thread, I actually searched for Super Smash Bros. on Tumblr and I couldn't find people complaining about it even there. A lot posts I saw were in favor of it, actually.

Nobody was bothered by this shit.
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I wish she had a Justin Bailey alt. I would come buckets.
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>>258932112
Nearly all Metroid fans said that about Other M, and they're right.

>>258931956
I've played all the Metroid games and love most of them, both 2-D and 3D. Throwing around /v/ buzzwords in lieu of actual intelligent conversation doesn't make you right, kiddo.
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This is what she should have always had, not that Zero Suit shit.

This isn't even about sexiness. This stuff (Especially the blue one due to lack of boob window) just seems so much more practical to wear.
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>>258930101
Speaking logically alone, the reason there's more interest in Samus is because this is the official game receiving a canonical outfit which many people may or may not find sexy, actiony, or whatever else.

On the left is a mod of a standard version of a character. You could put LITERALLY ANYTHING into it if you are a good enough modeler, including a far sexier leotard for Samus. It won't get nearly as much attention since it's just a mod. You could put the most highly detailed 4K textures over your Fox model, nobody will care, because it a mod. A mod having content made by modders whose entire purpose is modifying an old game will never reach as far publicly as an official game's official content.
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>>258932547
>/v/ archives
>buzzwords

So you're either extremely new, or just fucking stupid.
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I showed this to my female friend and she was all "That's skimpy as shit". Before she saw the outfit, she saw ZSS pics on the site and she was all "Has she got bigger breasts?"
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Why'd you be upset in the first place?
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>>258932563
Outside of the suit on her downtime, yes. Inside of her suit the Zero Suit makes far more sense because it's a full body cover that provides additional protection and keeps her from getting chafed and pinched.
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>>258932563
This.

Honestly, this looks far more "Action hero" than the Zero Suit does. I can see this version of Samus fighting enemies far moreso than the actual Zero Suit.
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>>258931467
Let me tell you a story.

>Person A makes a work great of art

>Years later, Person B tweaks the already existing art slightly and slaps shit directly from other art onto it

>Person B: "M-my art is so much better than yours! You hack!"

>Person A never cares, and continues making his brand new superior art
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>>258930829

>tfw you'll never convince everyone to bully Samus for her fat butt even though secretly you wanna hug it

It hurts.
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>>258932839
I wish the Zero Suit looked more tactical, something like pic related. I can't stand when it looks like blue body paint like in Other M.
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>>258932727
I'm not the one screeching "PRIMEFAG!!" at random people and trying to start flame wars.
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Just wanted to say, it's my first time really participating in a Nintendo thread , and folks here are really immature compared to others

I mostly hang around Monster Hunter and FF threads
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>Half of complainers are upset over the stupid jumpsuit being gone
>The other half are upset a woman is not wearing a burka

Thanks, I needed a good laugh
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>>258932839
>Additional protection

It barely shields her from shit. She only uses it to get around when the Varia suit isn't at her immediate disposal. It might as well be a regular Zentai suit with how little it protects her.

Although I'll agree with the chafing and pinching. Depending on how it is inside of that suit, you don't want exposed skin getting caught in joints. Although if it's specifically made with soft materials on the inside to support the leotard, the Zero Suit would then be less comfortable, as it's more material on skin contact than necessary.
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>>258933063
>Implying Samus would tolerate someone bullying her
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>>258933229


Where are these complainers though

I have seen literally no one complaining

Just people complaining about complaining
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>>258933125
>still being this fucking new and stupid
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>>258933118
>Extra lines and rectangular pattern which provides needless fringes in the fabric which you will feel as you move, and will regularly brush against you as you move
>"Tactical"

Stop.
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I'm just upset she has no spine
look at her back in the blue clothes, what in the fuck is that? Has sakurai even seen another human before?
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>>258933118
This suggests that you're upset that it doesn't look like a real-life military thing, that you'd prefer it to be drab and dull to fit what you think makes more sense in a military fashion. Which is rather silly since it's a sci-fi series about a woman genetically altered with alien bird genes to fight evil wearing a magitek power suit and who has a space dragon as her lifelong nemesis.
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>>258930101
One was made by a skilled designer who's actually working on a game the one on the left was made by a bunch of entitled faggots who just stick models on existing characters.
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>>258932915
>Brawl
>great
When did nintendogaf get such shit taste.
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>>258933467
She's a woman with magic bird DNA who can turn into a metal ball, fuck your realism you dumb nigger.
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>>258933467
tumblr pls go
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>>258933217
For some reason, Metroid/Samus threads draw the worst fucking people on /v/.

On the other hand, some Metroid threads here have been really great. I guess it depends on the time of day.
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>>258930889
This is a valid concern.
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>>258933509
>B-b-b-but muh realism!
>Muh Amazon feminist fantasy!
>M-m-m-m-muh!
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>>258933616
>sakurai
>skilled designer
no

>entitled
Nintendogaf must be from tumblr since they're always complaining about entitled people oppressing poor nintendo with their triggering criticism.
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>>258933636
pretty sure she's just a human who was raised by chozo, I don't remember anything about her actually being part chozo
the only bird DNA she has is the bird cum splashed on her face
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>>258933794
You're a valid faggot who needs to go back to your shitty Metroid Prime general. Because let's face it, Metroid threads are nothing more but primefags jacking off to prime.
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>>258933509
No, I just think this looks fucking stupid.
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>not liking Other M and it's awful designs makes you a feminist now
Fuck /v/.
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>>258933867
>didn't read the manga

And yes, the manga is canon, it's referenced by Zero Mission and Fussion.
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>>258933631
>Brawl
>not great

It's a really good game. It might be a step down from melee, but that doesn't mean it's not good. It has plenty of great stages, music, trophies, game modes, playable characters, interesting move-sets, and miscellaneous shit to keep it fun.
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>>258933945
Why is there so much hostility to fans of the Prime games? Especially considering I've never known anyone who loved Prime that ever disrespected or even disliked the 2D games. Most people love both equally.
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>>258934096
manga isn't canon, eat shit sakamoto
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>>258933945
I've never played Metroid Prime, freak.
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>>258933956
But her magically turning into a ball via bird people magic isn't?

Fuck off retard.
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>>258934096
>liking that trash
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>>258934217
it's just an epic meme at this point
Prime is so popular now that people hate it for no reason
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>>258934232
>things that hurt my feelings aren't canon despite referenced directly by video games I hypocritically love made by the same person

Okay faggot.
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>>258933467

She turns into a ball. Her spine is like a bendy straw.
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>>258934217
Trolls, shitposters, and bandwagon children. That's it. Most Metroid fans like and enjoy both the 2D and the 3D games. Those that don't feel the need to try to start shit everywhere they can because they have nothing better to do with their lives.
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>>258934532
>hating prime for being a linear, slow as fuck shitfest with tons of backtracking makes you a troll

Deus Ex 1 and System Shock > Prime
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>>258934483
Fusion ruined Metroid and now Metroid will never get an actual sequel
Zero Mission was a shitty remake of 1, neither of which ever mentioned anything about her having chozo DNA
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>>258933956
Doesn't bother me.
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>>258934324
Not that guy, but in all seriousness, you should play it, it's really good. Get the Trilogy collection if you can.
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>>258933813
buttmad Mfag.
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>>258927021
My only complaint, is that there are a shitload of people who aren't Metroid fans championing it.

I'm fine with the outfits themselves.
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>>258935169
>>258934324

Don't do it, see >>258934684
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>>258935279
>wellthatslikeyouropinionman.exe
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>>258935127
eh, Metroid is dead anyway, I'm not the one crying. Once sakamoto is dead Metroid will return and be cool and badass like it used to be
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>>258933956
Being gay is a lifestyle choice, you can stop at any point in time.
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>>258935169
I could never find the trilogy for a reasonable price. I'll either wait for an upscaled HD port of it for the Wii U, or save up for better PC parts so I can emulate it. Either one is going to take a while.

I'll get around to it eventually, trust me.
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>>258935470
It's not, her jump ability sucks dicks compared to the originals, shinespark isn't a thing, there's no infinite bomb jumping, the puzzles consist of backtracking around waypoints, the autoaim system is necessary due to manual aim being pants on head retarded etc. etc.

The game is shit and I don't like it.
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>>258935739
Miyamoto along with some other people at Nintendo talked about Metroid at E3, saying how they respect both the 2D and Prime games and would like to please fans of both. They didn't mention Other M or Sakamoto once. Metroid isn't dead.
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Because faggots like you exist niggrerenoe ekmmeken
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>>258935775
I just bought it on eBay for $50 a few weeks ago. Maybe you'll have some luck there.
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I do not really understand if people complain about it. Samus is not a sexual character, just because she shows some skin doesn't instantly turn her into Bayonetta. I find it hypocritical when a character gets a costume that may be somewhat revealing and the feminists cry how slutty it is, then go around and tell people that woman should be able to wear what they want without being criticized.
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>>258936045
Are you okay, anon?
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>>258936230
I'll check it out again, but I've had no luck there, personally.
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>>258935957
>, saying how they respect both the 2D and Prime games and would like to please fans of both
>wanting to please primefag bandwagoners who hate real metroid games and hate the real Samus because muh feminist headcanon, muh SJW nintendo power comics
Metroid is fucking dead. Fuck you Nintendo, just fuck you.
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>>258935957
yeah, just like Zelda was shown in a tech-demo with semi-realistic art style and now it's anime trash
you're falling for the PR and I can already tell you're getting on board the hype train. Metroid is dead and any other games will just be nostalgia grabs
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This is legitimately less sexualized than the actual Zero Suit. This looks like something you would see everyday at a gym. But then again, people complaining about this rarely go to a gym.
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>>258936512
>liking ninja samus over badass tank samus
literal cancer, Prime was more true to the original Metroid than Fusion and Zero Mission. I bet you even loved Other M, I bet you loved the truly awful UNSKIPPABLE cutscenes too you fag
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>>258927021
my phallus vomited of joy
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>>258936892
>bad ass tank

HAHAHAHAHA!
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>>258936558
Are you one of those delusional idiots who thinks that the TP style isn't anime and is somehow realistic?
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>>258929874
Ironically masturbating would be like masturbating to goatse just to prove you can do it, even if you're not sexually stimulated by it.

Unironically jerking off would mean you are actually turned on by what you're jerking off and cumming to.
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>>258936892
Stop responding to obvious flame bait.
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>>258927021
People seem to have forgotten that a midriff-bearing top and shorts was Samus most well-known outside of armor outfit before the Zero Suit came along. In the old days, this would have been her primary suit.

Maybe I'm just an oldfag.
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>>258937967
No, the most well known outside-armor Samus was Justin Bailey Samus.
The orange outfit didn't exist until Zero Mission, so it got over-shadowed by the zero suit.
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I want to jerk off to shorts Samus so much but I'm too much of a lazy ass to get out of bed and do it
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>>258938612
I didn't mean specifically the orange one, I meant just a two-piece outfit in general, like this.
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>this whole thread

fuck you stupid primefag you are literally the worst my whole life is fucking ruined because you like your shitty gamecube game for weeaboos and children

fuk u accept the other m
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>>258938612
LOL u got rekt by
>>258938860
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>>258927021

Why would anyone conplain about this unless it's a gurl?
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>>258938860
Even considering, you're still wrong.
Two piece Samus in original Metroid was overshadowed by Justin Bailey Samus.
No one played Metroid 2 until emulation came around. And even then it was relatively less popular compared to Super Metroid. Justin Bailey continued to dominate until Zero Suit came and usurped the throne.
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True feminists would applaud this as a celebration of the female body and of a prominent female character.
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>>258939787
A so called "true" feminists would celebrate women expressing themselves openly. However, they would be against the exploitation of a woman figure animated to express a man's desires.
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>>258938762
Why can't you just whip it out and do it right now? You're already on a computer.
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>>258938762
I just spent an hour wanking.
Felt good, jerking to this.
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>>258939213
I played metroid 2 on GB, bra
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>>258929791
I can say with 100% honesty that I just jerked off and came to this picture.

Just thought I would share.
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>>258939213
>No one played Metroid 2 until emulation came around
Are you retarded?
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