Everyone knows Samus has a big ass.
The camps are divided into two:
1) The people who think her butt is that big because of muscle
2) The people who think her butt is that big because of fat
Which camp do you belong to?
Samus is an active 'gal, no doubt her ass is fairly muscular. She also seems to have the genetical benefactor of fat accumulating in just the right places, giving her a nice, shapely and firm yet soft big butt.
Her tits suggest that she has a healthy fat content, but perky asses like Samus's are muscled underneath. She's obviously a fit cardiobunny.
Are you stupid? If a butt is soft, it's soft. Just because you activate your butt muscles doesn't mean all the fat on top of them magically disappears.
If she has a lot of fat on top of her glutes, then she has a soft ass - regardless of how firm her muscles are underneath the fat.
Does she have a thick fat layer on top of the muscles, or is it a thin one?
From experience I'll tell you that athletic bodies can have asses that are large and muscular and that it can be sometimes difficult to tell whether or not it's muscle or fat until actually holding it.
>tons of jumping, running and acrobatic maneuvers in her games
>no fat anywhere else on her body aside from knockers
She has an amazing 50/50 ass because that's what looks the best. Samus was deemed hot in 8-bit, only seems natural for her to be gorgeous if she wears a skin tight suit.
>tfw chicks could actually into Samus mode
It's like they don't know how to get their attention or money
If her ass was fat, it would jiggle. I would say she is mostly muscle with a bit of fat.
>tfw you'll never feel the zero suit tightly cleaving to your perfect, huge, round, soft, ass
Girls laying eggs is my fetish so I would be completely okay with that.
muscle with a healthy amount of fat around it.
Also stop trying to sexualize Samus, the most deliberately non-sexy female in vidya. She spends most of her time in a robot suit and she was raised by fucking bird-aliens. Give her a break.
I assume you're male, and males tend to have lower bodyfat % than females, especially in that area.
It doesn't really hang, it just sticks out a bit. Muscle with some fat on it. Not flabby.
Still, her ass jiggles - and it's not the muscles jiggling.
It does sag - look at the creasing lines where her buttocks meet her thighs. Not saying it's flabby, just that it jiggles and sags a bit.
Most females don't get low enough bodyfat % to remove all jiggling unless they're bodybuilding.
If they don't have enough fat, the ass will look more narrow, like a male, so some fat is needed to fill it out and make it rounder.
Samus's ass isn't big.
It's not small either.
Soft asses jiggle because they're soft. Muscle will move too if it's relaxed.
Pick related. A tiny ass that is also soft, so even this slight movement allows it to move.
>You will never fuck Samus while her feather pubes tickle your dick.
What's the point of living?
>Samus will never sit on your face
Whats Samus' BMI?
Isnt she above 6 feet?
Theres no way way thats fat, the proportions too, well, correct.
Then again, she always wears high heels and skin tight clothing, arching her back and lifting her ass so who knows
>tfw you're samus in your ship
>tfw you just get out of the shower, your smooth, freshly shaven legs glistening wet
>tfw you gently rub moisturising lotion into your perfect, soft skin
>tfw you step into your zero suit marvelling at the delicious feeling of the suit sliding up your smooth legs
>tfw you a slight grunt slips from between you lips as you have to tug the zero suit up over your wide hips and plump, round ass, shaping them into mouth-watering orbs of heaven
>being straight and finding women attractive is sad and pathetic
Yeah I agree it's pretty problematic, toxic, and depressing. Bunch of nolifers.
Implying I'm not gonna fap to eroquis Samus doujin later.
Camp "I don't care, I like the ass that's all I need to know."
This nigga knows. Now recommend me some Metroid doujins I am in the mood for a fap.
>fapping to doujins.
I never understood this. I've never been able to fap to known characters. The more familiar I am with a character outside of the doujin, the less sexy the doujin appears.
No problem with original hentai manga, featuring original characters though. Can jerk my dick raw to a good manga.
Thanks, anon, you're the fucking best.
Funny, I have to opposite problem. I find it hard to fap to original characters, but have no problem with rule34.
female asses don't work the same way as male asses faggot. You can have perfectly rounded tight female ass that you can bounce a quarter off of and it's not going to be square shaped in the least.