>"Hey Anon! Go get your PS2 out of the closet! I wanna play some old school games!"
>"I love Legend of Zelda. I've watched so many LPs."
Anybody else get that fond tingling in their pants at the first sight of those dark hips?
>that first shot of her hips
I knew I was in for something special
I hate loli. But fuck there's something about Midna and
Elinthat really gets my boner moving.
I think it's the combination of her curves, her small frame, and the fact that she's sultry without being overtly sexual. Leaves just enough to one's imagination to get the juices going.
It was the only "sexy" picture of her I have that's not straight up porn.
Mostly if I save something it's because I think it looks cool, or I like the colors.
I remember being in a psychology thread about what made things like lolis, ponies, and other cartoons sexy. It was something about symmetry, size of eyes, and shape of body. I guess Midna hits the trifecta.
>mfw I never played a TLoZ game other than the N64 ones
>mfw I never knew what was the hype beyond Midna
Why isn't there a Rayman or Plok edit for Link?
Mines always hooked up ready to go. Do you want to have a nostalgia night? What do you want to play anon?
TFW ORDERING A ONAHOLE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MIDNA PUSSY
I'M GONNA FUCK MIDNA
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
I GONNA BEAT THAT MIDGET PUSSY LIKE JAMES BROWN WITH RIHANNA
>tfw you will never have imp Midna and Peacock as your daughters
I just want to see them happy in a playground.
It's not even a sexual thing.
For me, it kinda is a sexual thing. But I know what you mean, Anon.
Don't type like a faggot please.
Closest I have
Truly a sad world we live in.
I liked how she was nude...like, 100% of the time and didn't give a fuck. That's how I wish society was today.
For some reason I find this weirder than wanting to fuck them.
You just made me sad.
>Hey, anon. Boot up your $4000 gaming PC. I need to check facebook.
>leave the room to pretend I'm turning on my rig
>hear her in the other room
>"It's ok, anon! I checked my phone. Silly me."
I don't even know what that is, Anon.
Despite what you see in porn, only about 10-20% of the population looks good. The other 80% are riddled with stretch marks, vericose veins, funky looking genitals, moles, unsightly amounts of body hair, flab, pimples, rashes, ect. Being human ain't pretty anon.
with what would you protect midna's smile, /v/?
Do you remember when that anon streamed Watch_Dogs on the 360?
>he sucked at the game
>the drug sequences
Human Midna is tryhard tier.
Imp Midna is love.
She's the only reason I'm getting Hyrule Warriors.
Yeah bro lets do it!
>have ps2 from launch
>just barely works
>"we're gonna have to share controllers. is that cool?"
>This thread makes me wanna fap
>tfw can't fap due to inflamed epiditimus.
Why you do this to me, /v/.
I'm surpised there are so many Midna fans.
Benihana is a Japanese restaurant where they prepare the food at your table. It was drawing a parallel between that experience with the assertion in the post.
Also, I'm running out of non overtly lewd Midna images
Best thing to come out of Zone
I have more, but they're mostly porn.
I was just banned for porn a little over a week ago. I'm trying to keep on the down low.
It's not surprising when she's so perfect.
I used to have no problem dumping porn, usually of Midna, but this static IP is fucking shit.
That said, I could probably fill 3+ threads with SFW alone.
Start a thread in one of the red boards and link us, Anon.
Every time I try that (usually on /b/) the thread dies around the time it gets to 50 or so posts.
We'll just post other characters who will never be in mainline game series again.
>Every time I try that (usually on /b/)
What is wrong with you?
But nobody cares about Daisy, Midna is love and life.
>Hey. You know I noticed you look a lot like that YouTuber PewDiePie.
This has happened to me.
Because I don't want to spam the thread and push it all the way to bump limit in a day.
I tend to queue up several posts at once and posting on /b/ is a safe zone in the off chance I post something blacklisted. In particular, Wolf Link.
>tfw my friend's GF tried to make him gain weight to look more like Jontron
>she wanted me to dress like the AVGN
I'm so glad they broke up when he refused to buy a PS4 for TLoU:Remaster.
>there are people who bought PS3 controllers before the first real PS3 game with local multiplayer came out
I finally had a reason to pick up another controller for JoJo All-Star Battle.
>making sweet love to your slim PS2 every night
>not a Commodore 64
Go to bed, son.
You want to be hardcore, but I won't let you.
>Hey anon get your X out I wanna play old school games
>Are you blind fool?
A new Zelda in the TP universe
A friend of mine (female) plays games, but also watches games. She got angry because I spoiled The Walking Dead for her, even though she doesn't play it (I understand it's like a movie).
not the guy you replied to but i have a hard time watching black people in porn. the dark tone contrast too much with the othe flesh colors of the body black clit with pink vag? p.s. im not rascist
What is your point? That is point I am making in my post. Guys like to see girls humilated in porn it turns them on. You also have sissy fags who like to insert themselves as the girl. So it's a double win.
>Guys like to see girls humilated in porn it turns them on
Not universally. When I watch porn I just want to see ass and titties with some light fucking, because moaning is hot. Humiliation is meh.
>picturing some casual girl turning into DSP before my eyes
Damn my transformation kink.
>draw a gnome
>give them blue skin(?)
>give them orange hair
As someone who regularly makes art I have to wonder what the fuck is going through my fellow artist's heads.
I only watch Lets Plays of shit I already played or games that are just cinematic experiences. The last LP i watched was BEYOND:Two Souls, never really looked like there was any real gameplay in it, and I only watch LP of people playing, no commentary.
I fucking hate loading up any video game vid and hear "HEY GUYS WHATS UP ITS _____ HERE AND IM PLAYING..." first thing, the first few times I tried to stomach it, it was annoying as fuck when they'd scream or mock something in game
i like really lax LPers. i remember watching LPs of all the skyrim DLCS and the dude i watched either talked about the game, his bed, or family life. the only time he was intolerable was when he was afraid of some falmer cave that had a lot of bugs
Reason I dont watch LPs is because the person usually seems to just want to blitz through the game rather than actually play it, this usually results in them overlooking shit and going straight past interesting shit. For example, recently that Five nights and Freddys got alot of LPs and alot of them skip the phonecall immediately on their first playthrough or just talk over it trying to say how spooked they are. Are there even any silent LPs? Only decent one I found was necroscope or whatever his name is and his playthroughs of the original Xcom, isnt an obnoxious cunt trying to be funny he was just playing the game and commenting on it.
>no woman will ever present their delicious ass as a present
I'm actually in the middle of sorting mine right now, if you don't mind waiting for a little bit.
Otherwise, I could link my old one.
In case the thread dies before I'm done, I'll upload them here:
I've been dumping art, not avatarfagging.
don't you know that on modern 4chan, posting any character while using a tripcode counts as posting with an avatar? notice how the people who do x-com threads and whatnot either don't use trips, or don't post characters?
midna is like one of my smallest collection, not even 100 pictures
I do this with Walking Dead, only because I'd rather spend my paltry sums of money on other things than video games all the time.
Plus, not all video games have a ton of replay value, so I'd rather not take the risk of spending the money and never using it again.
Also, I've only done this with TWD and GTA V by Tetraninja. I put SorcererDave's Baldur's Gate on as background noise, and I ended up buying the game.
I know what you mean, but I don't really care. I just enjoy dumping art. If people have a problem with that, they have a very easy way to hide it.
I think I'm sitting somewhere around 1700-1800.
Ive been to a nudist beech and everyone being nude is actually fucking gross. Thinking everyone has a body for porn is a little silly, most peoples bodies are ugly as fuck.
Those that werent though were little more than nice to look at.
That's why I enjoy beast videos so much. But even more enjoyable when the girl shows affection towards the dog, like Stray, or Vixen
It's 14 years old. It's pretty old school at this point.
If someone said the same thing about the SNES in 2005, it'd be equally correct. Same amount of time separates them.
You're just old. We're all old. Do you sometimes catch yourself thinking that something from the 1990s was just a few years ago? Before the crushing weight of reality swings around?
I remember reading in a Nintendo Power article that Midna was based off of sketches that Aonuma's daughter drew, or something to that extent. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
I don't know what you guys are talking about 270+ posts later, but I just wanted to post this.
tell me if the sizefags are still even around or if i'm just posting this for nothing
>kinda like those 1v1000 kind of game, but only every once in a while
>haven't played one in an age and a day
>my waifu was confirmed forever ago as playable
>mfw next month
The physical component of my being is prepared for this event.
If it has Midna, it's in the folder.
I think it's sorted well enough.
Few more minutes on the first batch. Uploading it in multiple file types (7z/rar) and to two separate sites (MF and Mega).
>natural part of the reproduction cycle
>women get big ass titties, a baby gut, and weird cravings
>ends with popping out a mini person
>at its worst during birthing or NTR
>extreme beta fantasy
>the eatie gets murdered by suffocation and digestive acid
>the eater murdering people for pleasure
>How the fuck is eating sexually gratifying anyways
>often accompanied by extreme body stretching and distortion
>full of autists
>you breath the same air as these people
>at its worst all the time
Gee I wonder
I can't wait for boogie to finish his Minda flash
>you are now aware the PS2 is 14 years old
Besides, I keep all my consoles next to my TV with all the cables ready for quick hookup. Except my Saturn, that's next to an old CRT and only really gets used when I get an insatiable urge for NiGHTS.
There is only one game that comes to mind as a game that you could honestly watch and say you experienced it fully: The Walking Dead. If any game can be called a movie, it can.
Must suck being this autistic, now if you will excuse me I need to finish fapping.
not-on-model stuff is instant bonerkill, really odd