>that kid who was an only child and nagged you and your friends

>a kid that's the only child of their family wants friends to play video games with
What's wrong with that?

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>>258164648
>being an only child

>that kid who pauses Smash Bros to take a funny picture

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>>258164787
>Being a gigantic faggot

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>>258164857
>That kid that didn't die on purpose to keep the flow of controller rotation going

>that kid who is always telling you he wants to fuck your mom

>That one kid that made you go to church in the morning if you slept over on a Saturday.

>>258165083
>being too much of a faggot to sock him in the face

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>>258164973
>Dying on purpose

I WANNA FEEL YOUR
MAGICAL
FUCKIN
MEMES
IN MY...
THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT~

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I've seen several faggy "That kid" threads recently, and they were all started with that picture. Are you that same loser that won't buy used games because you think there too dirty?

>>258165162
I'd just write stuff in their precious bibles

>>258165265
>sperging out and 5 stocking your friends when playing smash resulting in them not wanting to play with you anymore

>dad works at sony
>I have a ps5
>we can't use it today it's at my cousin's house

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>>258164973
>That kid who is so bad that he expects you to die on purpose so he doesn't have to go out again

>>258165382
DAMN SON
DID YOU PICK UP THOSE EPIC MEMES AT THE
EDGE STORE?

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>>258165382

>>258165520
That's not that edgy though...

>>258165162
That actually happened? Oh hell no. I'd abandon all contact with that fucker

>>258165397
Only if you're an insufferable prick. My freshman year everyone on my floor played smash 64. I lost only a handful of times yet there was never any ill will/resentment. If anything dying on purpose is a slap in the face

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>That poor Mexican kid who would ask to "borrow" or "look at" your things so he could try to steal them behind your back

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>play roller coaster tycoon
>wow what a fun game i'm gonna tell dave about this
>dave comes over
>show him the game
>he's impressed
>let him play while i use the bathroom
>come back 5 mins later
>the monitor is gone
>so is dave
>what
>go to daves house
>look through his bedroom window
>he has my monitor on his bed
>trying to plug the video cable into his wall
>get monitor back
>don't talk to dave anymore
i hate you dave fuck you

>>258165617
YOU WANNA SEE A MEME KID?

>>258165520
how is that edgy? just writing stuff in bibles to pass the time, they probably shouldn't have brought me to their singing convention

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>>258165397
So they should hold back?

_____GIT GUD_____

>>258165692
What the fuck was he trying to do? do you have more storys about him?

>that kid who was always pestering you for sleepovers and when you did he wanted to go into the closet and show each others' penises

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>>258165397
>not playing stock because you are awful at smash bros

Please, stock is the only way to play. Get better friends and stop being a faggot

>>258165617
Disrespecting God is the definition of edgy. Leave your fedora at the door when you come to /v/.

>>258165658
>That uncle who said racial slurs against a kid's father who never returned one of my games
Shit was funny but kinda sad that the kid had to see his pop be handled like a midget bitch
Sad for me too that i actually trusted people too much

>>258165692
Dumbass.

>>258165757
WOOOOOOOOOW BRO
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WE'RE OTHER SICK FEDORA MEME TOTERS OUT THERE

I have a friend that still lives at home, and he has a step brother in 8th grade that is so goddamn annoying.
>playing online with friends over skype
>his little brother walks in
>goes on for a whole fucking hour whining and begging to come play Fifa with him
>little brother apparently got on his hands and knees begging to do something with him
>end up losing game because friend had to go physically remove his little brother from his room

That little fucker is "that guy" to someone, somewhere. Goddamn, I don't remember being so obnoxious when I was in school.

>>258165843
No, its not.
Don't bring people to your church that don't want to go, thats disrespectful as all hell.

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>>258164973
You are a bad person

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>>258165752
>>258165843
>>258165587
>>258165948
I really hope this is just one faggot shitposting.

>>258165987
Gee, I dunno, maybe they didn't want to see the poor kid burn in hell? Fuck off with the fedora shit.

>>258165948
wow easily offended there? Dragging a kid to church who is not a part of your religion is not an ok thing to do

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>That one kid who always gave you the shitty madcatz controller because you said his turtle wasn't cool

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>>258165802
lol seriously, who the fuck plays with timer?
You havn't lived till you played coin match with four brosin melee

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>>258165770
not about him, but i lived in a shitty town, so i have more stories
>get older
>have a ps2 and need for speed most wanted
>my mom has a lot of friends (inb4 slut)
>she gets a new one
> for some fucking reason she brings her kid over because she doesn't want him alone in the house
>it's this 5 foot 300lb indian faglord
>oh boy
>we play most wanted multiplayer
>mom calls me to do something
>come back
>indian is gone
>ps2 is still there, but turned off
>turn it on
>no disc
>what
>try to open drive
>i can't
>he literally glued it shut
>what the fuck
>go outside
>he's running along the sidewalk
>with my game
>sprint, i was faster then him obvously
>tackle him
>his weight breaks the game
>never pays me back
fuck that kid. i don't even know his name and i never saw him again

>>258166117
This
But doodling on a bible is just as bad
Shit behavior by both parties

>>258166103
yes yes, anything that isn't revolving around organized christianity is fedora. Do you think you're on a board for christians or something?
Grow the fuck up, stop being afraid of your hell for other people.

>>258165757
I'd say writing in other people's books is kind of a jerk move. Defacing property and whatnot. They still shouldn't drag you to their church though.

>that kid who actually died

>>258164787
>being something you have no control over
What's wrong with this again?

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>>258166156
>that one kid who cried like a baby because you stomped his turtle

>>258166189
>coin match

I've never really played it, but I respect it

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>>258166156
>Not thinking turtles are cool

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>>258166227
>Do you think you're on a board for christians or something?
holy shit how fucking new are you, retard? just fuck off back to /r/atheism or wherever the fuck you crawled out of

>>258166226
>>258166234

but one is a kid, one is an adult.
I sort of think indoctrination of ideas at a young age from someone else's family, is worse than doodles in a book, but thats me, I'm sure if I was religious I'd feel differently.
Its not like they were thinking they were being mean, just pious.

>>258166220
How often did shit like this happen? Was there something in the water?

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>>258166226
I'd get bored and draw stick figures on the back side of the cover when my grandfather wasn't looking, nothing bad just some stick dudes. I'd always erase them though. But seriously if its a kid then its just a kid being a stupid kid, don't be so uptight as long as its nothing negative and just stupid doodles that doesn't effect the text, then who cares?

>>258166440
Who said I was atheist?
Are you so close minded you think this entire board is catered to your beliefs?

OH NO SHIT
THE MODS ARE COMING
AW FUCK
NOW I'M RUNNING
BEFORE I FEEL THAT SLOPPY MEME INSIDE ME
I DON'T WANT TO GET BANNED
(WANT TO GET BANNED)
UNDERSTAND

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>>258166283

>love pokemon but no one to play it with
>no friends because i was a shy mute
>older brother doesn't care about pokemon, too busy with irl
>two other siblings disowned, one sister who was somewhat interested in pokemon goes full druggie mode
>tfw playing the card game with my cat
it feels bad
s o bad

>>258166534
it's bait

>>258166530
GET OFF OF /V/ YOU ATHEIST SCUM

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>>258164787
>not being an only child

>>258166402
Thanks. It was always a fucking war thoughAlways.

>>258166624
You're bait.
>>258166283
I knew a kid who was kidnapped across the country, that was pretty weird.

>that kid who beats his entire round of friends repeatedly in 1v1 goldeneye

I was that kid, and yes I was a total asshole about it.

>>258164528
wow you fag gonna keep posting the same thread everyday

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>>258166627

>>258166412
Turtles are for literally gay nerds. Real men have dogs, submissive guys have cats, and freaky and sexy guys have snakes.

>>258164973
>>258164973
>being that poor

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>brought friend over to play video games
>sees my skateboard
>"do you skate?"
>"wasted my allowance on it. it's not for me."
>"can i try it?"
>first thing he does is smash it against a concrete wall corner and scratch the shit out of the graphic
>never invite him over again
>stop talking to him eventually
>he eventually becomes the bullied outcast
>not a damn given because i saved 3 months allowance to buy that board and that was fucking rude

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>that one weird as fuck kid who was frail and had to move to Nevada or they were fat as fuck and their fat fuck mom died giving birth to some fat fucking baby
>that one kid that was always slightly "off"
>go to their house
>kitchen is stained orange and their entire house smells like spaghetti/lasagna
>that one kid who ate literally everything with ranch/mayonnaise
>that one hyper as fuck kid who acted like an asshole constantly and made pseudo-aggressive remarks as a pass at comedy
>that one kid in a wheelchair who couldn't speak and just kind of flopped around

>>258166627
what is /V/?

>>258166534
Motherfucker
Stop responding to low quality bait

>>258166601

Did your cat win?

>>258166530
>Dont be so uptight on a kid defacing/damaging property that isn't his, or worse, property from a friend's family
Kids (+5) know what is right and what is wrong most of the times, and i bet someone would be mad as hell if they saw a bunch of sticky man fighting each other inside the booklet of a rare videogame
I think 90% of the people would care a lot

>>258166847
>insecure men have dogs
fixed that for ya

>>258166883
4 controllers and 6 people. Shit's gotta rotate somehow.

>>258165621

I had to do it once with a friend.

We're 21 now and he's married to a girl I doubt he had premarital sex with.

Stay away from church, kids.

>>258166287
>Being a nigger or a jew is ok because you have no control over it

Oh mein Führer

>>258166906
>those first two things

Chris?

>>258166906
>>that one hyper as fuck kid who acted like an asshole constantly and made pseudo-aggressive remarks as a pass at comedy
I knew that kid.

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>>258167085
>6 people

>>258167050
How are you insecure for having a dog?

>>258166220
>Indian
>300 lbs

what?

>>258167104
0/10

>>258167085
>not commissioning the top engineers, programmers, and service monkeys in the land to make a system just for you that plays all games with 100 players at once

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>>258164528
That sounds kind of fucked up. Dude wants someone to chill with, doesn't want to be alone. No one does.

>>258167104
/pol/ plz

>>258164973
I think he meant died on purpose... like winner rotated out

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>that one kid who didn't want to be friends with you anymore because your real Beyblade knocked his chinese knock-off out of the arena and it exploded into one million pieces on the concrete

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>>258166650

I feel bad for people are only children. I mean yeah it sucked dick having an older brother beat the fuck out of you, and lying to you about shit fucker sold my fucking sp and gba games so he could buy tales of syphonia and some other game I can't remember but in the end I learned a lot for it, I learned to not be a stupid cunt and through the fights we had it made me not be a pussy. Plus we could always play co-op and multiplayer which was beast even though he always winseven to this day Plus I always have someone to go to when I have some problems. I feel bad for you niggas, but I also respect you.

>Visiting your mexican friends house, and his 3 sisters and brothers won't leave you alone

>>258167170
it's a piece of shit animal that always needs your attention and will like you no matter what. I don't need anything like that to validate me

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>>258164973
>losing on purpose
Fucking casuals

>>258167170
not him, but here's the deal, a dog is indicating you need constant reassurance. They never stay mad, always happy to see you, and you don't even have to work for it. No relationship to build just right out of the gate loyalty

>>258166601
As a druggie I feel as if it's important that I play vidya with my kid cousins.

Although most of my family is already pretty loopy.

>>258166969
no i would get bored and quit

>>258166903
>expecting a skateboard to stay perfect
>being this fucking anal

do you even skate

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>>258166906
>kitchen is stained orange and their entire house smells like spaghetti/lasagna

EVERY FUCKING PLACE
>begin school
>some baby-faced kid
>go to his house
>orange stains, spaghetti smell
>middle school
>mexican kid
>go to his house
>orange stains, spaghetti smell
>junior-high
>short little weak kid
>orange stains, spaghetti smell
>high-school
>some super-fat ball of fat
>entire house may as well be a plate of spaghetti

Interestingly enough, every black kid I knew had a spotless house and lived fairly clean and comfortable.

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>>258166220
>indian
i read that as illidan


Illidan takes your game, what do you do?

>>258167291
Same here except my bro wasn't dick enough to sell my shit, holy fuck what a dick move.

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>beat a kid in some fighting game
>"haha I was not trying though"
>proceed to beat him 5 more times
>"but I am not trying here haha"

GODDAMNIT JUST ADMIT THAT YOU SUCK

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>>258166471
maybe; i drank milk and when i got older alcohol most the time so maybe i hung out with water plebs. actually that reminds me of another story
>last year of high school
> i don't have any friends because i go to /v/ and play css all day anyways
>mom leaves to go get drunk at friends house (inb4 slut)
>have house to myself
>crank volume
>get slammed as shit
>play all night
>around 2am the door crashes down
>i stagger over to the door
>it's the cops
>they heard gunshots from css and though they were real
>they tell me to drop my weapons
>i run
>they chase me
>run through yards and shit
>two fat niggers i outran them just fine
>can't find my way home
>pass out
>wake up without shirt and a hangover
>cops bring me in
>i explain it was a video game
>let me go
that was the worst
>>258167176
a fat native american, what not to get

>>258167348
>>258167357
Not him but you guys are reaching the fuck out, you look like chinese looking for excuses to kill dogs

>>258167034
I would fucking erase it, and i'm not saying its okay, just to go beserk nazi on them and tell there kid they'll go to hell. I knew it was wrong and thats why I would erase it. I couldn't understand what the pasture was going on about anyway

>>258167281
are you fucken retarded? the rich kids who tried to buy acceptance would also have the 'top-tier' beyblades and they'd always get fucked by the cool kids who used chinese knockoffs or just made their own out of thumbtacks.

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>>258166287
>b-but i can't help it!

>>258165401
>Personally know people who work at sony.
>Mom catered their wedding so got some free sony shit growing up.
>Friends knew this and wanted to know details for the next system.
>Their not working on anything.
>No one believes me that sony wasn't working on the PS4 (obviously a long time ago)
>MFW I was the opposite of that kid

>>258167542
The chinese hate dogs.... and so do i. I see no problem with it.

>>258167542
no this is a commonly accepted fact, dog owners need constant reassurance to validate themselves

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>>258167357
>>258167348

You fucking faggots have literally no idea what you're talking about

>>258167416
I had the other way around, unclean, skinny kids had an unclean house with a fucked kitchen, fat kids had a decent/clean house with a clean kitchen

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>>258166220
>go outside
>he's running along the sidewalk
>with my game
>sprint, i was faster then him obvously
>tackle him
>his weight breaks the game

God bless you

>>258167291
Damn, I don't think I ever went that far with my little brother.
Craziest it has gotten was just fights.
Recently played Donkey Kong TF with him.

>>258167536
oh, i thought you meant the customer service indians

>>258167412
No, I don't actually. As mentioned in my post. So instead of having a slightly scratched up board to display I had a slightly scratched up board with most of the graphic missing from the middle for no other reason than some jackass smacking it against a wall because he was being a jackass. Most cars get dirty over time but that doesn't give me a free pass to take a shit on your hood.

>>258167582
kids who had beyblades are adults now? damn. where does the time go. Those were just tops weren't they?

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>>258167527
this is the worst oh my god
>beat friend in soulcalibur
>haha wasn't trying :)
he always beat me too, so when i did win it felt great till he dropped that bomb on me

>>258165401
True story
>year and a half before Halo 2 release.
>“Halo 2 is good but not as good as the first. I've already played it. My grandpa works for Nintendo so he can get any game from any company even if it's in alpha."
>same kid also said, 4 years earlier, that his his uncle worked for some toy company and they were about to release robotic Pokémon that you could battle, train, and evolve

Fuck you, James? Where's my fucking Pokémon?

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>>258164787
Fuck off I hate my brother with every fiber of my being

one time my old brother smashed my head into the fridge

i probably lost like 20 iq from that

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>>258167716
get with the times nigga

>>258167416
all of my friend's houses are dirty and smell weird. im the only one with a clean house

>>258167716
>I like animals that eat their own shit and then lick my face!

>>258165162
>friend sleeping over on saturday meant missing church the next day
Best thing ever

>>258166220
Please more. Your stories are fucking hysterical

>>258167704
>commonly accepted fact
Maybe insecure in terms of needing dogs to protect your place, i guess tough guardians need a dog because they feel insecure about dealing junk in their huge junkyards so they need a companion to dfeel warm inside
Come on, m8, people pet dogs for a lot of reasons
>>258167662
You are just a sick puppy, no offense

>>258164528

I was that kid. I'm an adult and make far and away more money than my friends. I've even told them I'll buy them a copy of destiny when they get a PS4 so they have something to play (it's really so I have friends to play with on my PS4).

>>258167810
19 and unemployed, I'm hardly an adult.

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>that one kid who invited you over to play a new (single player) game he just got
>doesn't even fucking let you play
>you have to sit and watch him

fuck /v/. one time when i was 10, i punched a kid (in the arm) over this and he started crying and told his mom and she agreed with me and let me play the fucking game.

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>>258168031
>not having friends

>be playing 1v1 on Halo 2 at a friends house
>be destroying him at the game
>"Come on Anon, just please let me kill you!"
>Let him kill me
>Proceeds to act like he's better than I am at the game

Turned out to be an obnoxious motherfucker, I swear

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>>258167740
Only that one fat kid had a gross house, and he was borderline "scooter required to move" fat.
Most fat people I knew throughout highschool had nice comfortable houses, especially their rooms. Fat people know how to live in comfort, most of them had their computers and TVs hooked up right next to their big ass beds/water-beds, had mini fridges and shit, light dimmers, ect.

My best friend in highschool was fat and black and rich as fuck, we use to hang around in his bedroom all summer playing games and shit, practically lived at his house for a month. His room was like a fucking small apartment build for maximum comfy, it even had a small wood-stove and massive TV.
We eventually got the same college and job together and have been best-bros for life.

>>258167904
Dogs have cleaner mouths than people

>>258167291
All I have is a younger sister and an older half brother who I haven't seen since I was 6. I wish I had a younger brother as well to connect better to and hangout with.

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>That one kid that had grimy as fuck controllers, but always gave you the cleanest one.

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>>258167475
Yeah, but he got punished pretty hard, plus the games he bought were mine. His excuse was "You didn't play with them for a long time and then suddenly the day they're gone you wan't to play it" Terrible excuse but he bought me an sp and some of the game he sold before he went off to college, that made me remember that he'd be a top bro
>>258166906
>>that one hyper as fuck kid who acted like an asshole constantly and made pseudo-aggressive remarks as a pass at comedy
I was that kid.. I quit once a new kid moved in and he did the same and I realized how fucking douchy it was. He moved away, but in fourth grade when I saw him enter his car when school was over his mom started hitting him, so I guess he had his own problems

>>258168008
just insecure to have a dumb animal in a pool of dumb animals that all have almost the same personality, which is, eat their shit, love their owner regardless of them.
Jump on guests, and stink.

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>>258168148

>>258168094

I do have friends. They're just kinda poor.

>>258167904
Dogs only eat their shit if you beat it like an idiot when you find shit in your house

Training a dog properly is a great deal of work. A dog only likes a master that it respects and considers the pack leader

>>258167291
Sometimes I wish I had an older or even a younger brother ;_;

>>258168213
You've seriously never heard that? It's everywhere.

>>258167901
do you guys live in ghettos?

it's uncommon to see messy houses in my area, which is admittedly quite wealthy

>>258167820
those kids were always called james

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> that kid who was better than you at a game, but when you finally beat him he says he "wasn't even trying"

>>258168408
my friends live in the ghettos

>>258168484
It's true. If there's a huge sill gap, people are usually nice enough to go easy on the opponet

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>>258168484
Should've fucked his mom and when he walked in and say "wasn't even trying"

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>>258167570
>I would fucking erase it, and i'm not saying its okay, just to go beserk nazi on them and tell there kid they'll go to hell.
You are getting extreme sides here, fella
It would speak terribly bad for a person to just "erase it", it means you lack balls, education and dont care about your own things
Of course you are not going to tell the kid he's doomed for eternity, but you should give him a lesson, by physical force (obviously not if the kid isn't yours and he just draw silly kid stuff) or take away privileges like games, stuff (in this case talking to your parents) so you can feel how it is to mess with other people's stuff

Because, seriously, i cannot get how you can pass it out so easily, it was a bible in a very religious family, that's like keystoning your grandpa's car

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>>258167972
as you wish, although i don't have much more
>have older brother
>like way older, when the rct story happened he was 19 and i was 10
>he stops by every now and then because we were tight as shit
>our thing was we played games on LAN, like age of empires and quake and shit
>one time he comes, at this point i just got my ps2 and gta 3
>he comes over
>we play some gta together it was great
>somebody comes over
>i forgot to mention he came over to watch me since i was like 12
>he goes to the door
>it's one of his friends
>he's piss drunk at 5pm
>he forces his way in
>my brother tells him to fuck off
>he sees gta 3 on the TV
>says the game sucks because it's for ps2
>runs into the tv
>shatters
>he passes out in the tv
>my brother drags him onto the lawn
>he didn't pay for the tv
>we went to play quake together
i think he was some kind of advanced battle nintendrone

>>258168484
holy shit this

>>258168484

>be that kid
>let people I play with win on occasion so they don't get mad and quit
>they start talking shit every time
>just let them believe they won

>It's 6th grade
>Art Class
>Art teacher is giving a lesson on the board
>We're all seated on a single table so the kids on the opposite end have to turn around to face her
>Art teacher is 10/10
>Classemate next to me seems to think so too
>So much so he whips his dick out under the table and proceeds to jerk off while everybody is distracted
>I happen to notice what he's doing out of the corner of my eye and turn to his direction
>He saw me and makes direct eye contact with me and doesn't stop wanking
>Turn back around and pretend not to notice what he was doing

>Later on I'm at my locker getting ready for next class
>Classmate comes up to me
>"Hey anon, wanna see some jam?"
>He proceeds to shove his jizz covered hand into my face

>>258164528
>That kid who had a Dreamcast
>As well as a GameGear
They were pretty cool actually, still friends with them. People who had Sega consoles always seemed pretty cool.

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>>258168592
>dat picture description
my sides are in orbit

>>258168208
You need help, mister

>had a cousin who was obsessed with spongebob that my mom made me hang out with
>he owned a PS2 but was complete shit at videogames
>asks me if I own the SpongeBob game on PS2
>say no
>he looks upset and disappointed
>tell him I have some multi-player games and show him my collection
>he picks some X-MEN fighting game
>he keeps blaming the character he's playing as
>constantly demanding I let him change it
>this happens nearly 15 times until he quits and asks me if I want to watch the movie he brought over
>say yes
>he opens up his bag and takes the DVD out
>it's the SpongeBob movie

>>258167291
god damn how often does the owner of that dog fuck with him

My friend said that in Sonic Adventure 2, if you stood underneath a growing tree in the Chao Garden as Rouge, she would become naked.

Also, he said there was a hardcore sex scene in Bayonetta.

Any of you anons have perv friends?

>26 years old
>27 year old friend comes over
>having a good time whatever
>playing games, discussing games
>my dog sits down in a way that gives him a boner
>my friend starts laughing
>yeah, i guess i remember finding it funny at first too
>he takes a picture of my dog's boner "for snapchat" or some shit
You know, I really wish people wouldn't do irredeemably weird shit like that because now I'll always remember him as the grown ass man who had to take a picture of an erect dog penis because it was just so hilarious. But whatever he's the only other person I know who plays Soul Calibur 5.

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>>258168682
>>He proceeds to shove his jizz covered hand into my face

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>>258164528

>that kid who was an only child and begged you and your friends to play vidya with him

>mfw I was a only child but never give a fuck about wanting someone to play with me, In fact, I always hated my idiot friends because they all suck and I just wanted them to leave so I can play.

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>>258168845
>had a cousin who was obsessed with spongebob that my mom made me hang out with
> that my mom made me hang out with
I stopped reading right fucking there..

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>>258168912
>this is the soul caliber audience

>>258168623
Like I said I was never caught, i'm sure if I was I would have gotton something said, but i'm pretty sure my grandfather would just have said "quit that, its disprespectufl, so on, so on. Don't do it again. I mean my grandfather was the deacon but your family must've been a whole lot more of a strict religious family than mine was.

>>258166287
You could have castrated your parents as soon as you gained enough sapience or whatever.

>>258168948
Did OP stroke a nerve?

>>258168737
Did he have powerstone?

>>258167291
Reading this makes me feel glad to not have any siblings to fuck with my shit!

>>258168998
I'm not sure what you're trying to imply.

>>258168912
That sounds funny though. Why are you upset?

>>258166084
sauce

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>>258168854
a lot I guess, but I don't think this is the same as this one though, if it is, its still funny

>>258168912
Snapchat is a 10 second picture you send to your friends. You'd send anything you'd find interesting or funny or whatever, and your friends would open it and there would be a timer at the corner, and then the picture would be deleted. It ain't that serious bro, you can forgive him.

>>258169227
I got it off /g/ or /v/. Google yelds no results and I'm still looking.

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>>258168682

>He proceeds to shove his jizz covered hand into my face

>>258169121
I was equally an asshole, I would constantly delete there saves when I was younger, due to the fact I was just starting to learn or didn't even know how to read. One of the stupidest intentional reasons was when I got my hands on my sisters crystal version and I started a new game and saved it because I didn't want to be a girlshe beat my ass

>>258169101

Not really, But he made me think about it, And I did used to hate my friends because they wanted to play with me and they suck at vidya.

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>That one kid who gets physically violent when you kill him in a video game
>That one kid who threw controllers and broke games out of anger

>>258169119
Yes, as well as the second. Though that was later on and it wasn't as played as much as the original

>>258164528
He was alright.

Had a huge house and Crash Bandicoot racing.

>>258169293
look at the color of the fur, the pattern on the head
what an asshole

>>258169509
Where they your video games or controllers? If they were he was shit, if they were his that would cause me to go beserk laughing

>>258169024
>tfw

>>258169206
Because he's a dozen years too old for that humor.

>>258169313
It's not anything I hold against him. It was just so out of pace for me. No harm no foul, sure but it was weird, sudden, and basically immature of him. Guess he was just sharing his laugh. I kinda figured snapchat was like an instagram or something but if it's more for passing a picture along briefly then I guess that's not even bad.

>>258169163
What an awful thing to do

>>258168635
I love how you need reiterate that they don't pay the damages.

>>258169028
Not really religious but i was in a religious school, but relevant to this conversation i only learned the significance of the bible
In terms of respecting i learned the hard way, i was a cunt and people were a cunt to me so i guess looking back to it one day i realized/learned all that stuff was wrong, i lost teeth and i broke arms in conflicts, but thankfully it was before i was 8
I ended up seeing everything in foreign houses as sacred for the users, even the toilet paper: one time i peed on a friend's bathroom and saw the toilet roll in a "under" position, i cleaned my hands and palced it on an "over" position. Minutes later his brother screamed at my friend from the bathroom "why the fuck did you move the paper you brat"

The best education is seeing other people be shit at others IRL, especially if the root actions were yours

>>258169724
They were his, but he's still a fucking aspie. His little outbursts are why I delegated that motherfucker to MadCatz when he came over.

>>258169509
>those friends of your best mate who would steal shit, yell and swear in net cafes and smoke
>tfw I wish I had been one of those kids

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>tfw your friend gets yelled at constantly right infront of you while you're treated like a little angel by their parents

>>258169986
>net cafe
>steal shit

You mean poorfags? Why would you ever want to be around them?

>>258169403
shucks

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>that guy who fucked his friend mother
I know someone here did that or got his mother fucked by a friend
It's not me you retard

>>258168375
what

>>258167416
every black person's house I've ever been to smells like fucking buttered toast

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>that kid that would never let you do a single thing when over at his house, would walk into your house during the day while at pre-school because he looked sort of like me and my dad didn't notice while working from home, and then he would steal my toys
>that kid who would hang out with the gangster druggie neighbors nyou werte plaext door when he was 7
>that kid who, while playing with boats and stuff in the bathtub in your own home with you decided to close the bathroom door, lock it, pull out one of your own steak knives, and hold it to your throat, forcing you to lick his wet dick clean right after he pissed

>that other kid who would steal that kid's toys back and give them to you because he knew they were yours
>that other kid who introduced you to the wonders of the Legend of Zelda, Starcraft, Warcraft, and Shockwave
>that other kid who eventually disappeared off of the face of the earth when he was around 24, not even his family knowing what happened, the RCMP having no leads

>>258170124
You know some weird people, m8.

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>>258169691
His smile and optimism, gone.
I don't know how to do the text, I only have paint.Did I do good anon kun?

>>258168291
dogs like any master. They are mistakes of the animal kingdom

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>have a /fit/ friend who plays videogames
>asks me to come over his house to play some vidya, and even asks me to bring some games
>show up at his house, and he has a drink for me
>"drink this real quick" (I drink it and it tastes like a smoothie)
>I don't really think much about it, and ask him what vidya we should play first
>he says fuck that, and tells me to get in his car
>I think we are going to go see a movie or maybe walk in the park like usual or some shit
>arrive at a fuckin gym, and he says "dude were gonna work your fatass off today." "Were gonna put that protein shake I gave you to work."
>work out for 2hrs, which felt like forever to me
>get back to his place and we don't even play vidya
>tfw your friend promises to play vidya with you, but only lies about it to get you to come over
>fuck you Tom

>>258170086
I suppose so, some of them were wealthy. I never really gelled well with rich kids, they were always way too exclusive. My parents were culturally working class but ran into money before I was born.

>>258169024
fuck you samus it's a good fighter

>>258165162
>sleep over at non church going friends house
>wake up at 10am and play goldeneye and ultima until taken home when parents get out of church
RIP Jake

>>258170245

>forcing you to lick his wet dick clean right after he pissed

What the fuck kind of 7 year olds do you have where you grow up?

>>258170341
>work out for 2hrs, which felt like forever to me
Wow, shit.
30 minutes to an hour is good for a beginner.

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>>258164973
>didn't die on purpose

>>258170341
at least be grateful that you got some exercise

>>258170450
I grew up in Toronto, but he was from South Africa.

>>258170245
You lost me at the bathtub part.

>That kid who treated you like shit in school but used the MadCatz controller and gave you the good one
>Same kid that stole his father's chair for you to seat and ordered his mom to cook for you
I only met one but that guy was really nice, shame his parents hated me

>>258170341
Its dicked up, but atleast his intentions were good, he probably saw something similar on tv and thought it'd be a good idea are you still getting fit?

>>258170341
stop being such a fatass

>>258170557
you licked nigger dick?
and to think i was almost turned on

>>258165789
>that kid that fucked you in the ass when you were trying to go to sleep

>>258170239
They do eat a lot of toast.

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>That one kid whose toilet you stopped up with your monster shits
The fucking shame.

>>258164528

I...was that kid.

>>258169830
like i said, shit town
last story before i go to bed, although this is a recent one
>this was a few years or so ago
>i moved out of the shit town
>into a shit city
>it's 3am and i'm asleep for work
>i hear a OH FUCK YOU ASS HOLE
>what
>grab my gun (inb4 slut)
>go out into living room
>see two guys in masks and backpacks
>playing soul calibur 4 on my xbox 360
>what
>i'm stunned as one says "yo man yoda is too cheap; i can't hit him wif nuffin"
>other one says "yo fine, i'll play as this schoolgirl bitch"
>they play another match
>"STOP FUCKING SPAMMING GRABS YO"
>"FUCK YOU HOW ABOUT YOU GET GOOD"
>"how about you get out of my house you niggers"
>they turn, see the gun
>one runs and jumps out the windows
>i'm on the seconds story
>other says FUCK MAN FUCK FUCK and puts his hands up
>i shoo them out of my house, i think the other one broke his arm or something
> i put locks on my windows
>they took my controllers

>Played vanilla WoW when I was younger
>Friend told me he played it too, talked about it all the time
>Told him to come on to my realm, he agreed
>Made a character, we adventure for like a week
>Stop playing for a little while, played other shit
>Come back, ask him if he's still playing it much
>"Not much since I hit 60."
>Wat
>My max level was 50, we only got to like 10 on the new characters we made together
>Ask him to show me his character
>"I can't, my mom said I can't have people over today."
>Ask him to meet me in Orgrimmar then
>"Fine, whatever."
>Go there, get no message from him
>Call him, ask where he is
>"You don't see me? Forget it man, I have to go do something."
>Wouldn't talk to me about WoW afterwards

I get that when you're young you want to show off to others, but what's the point when it just makes it where you can't have fun together? It was awesome playing the game with him then he just goes and stops to preserve the idea that he magically got to max level in a few days.

>>258170558
We were in my home, in my bathroom. The bathtub was full of water, and we were pushing boats and stuff around on the surface of the water.
Then he said he needed to pee, whatever, he went and I played with the boats.
Then he closed the door, pulled a steak knife out of the back of his pants, and threatened me with it.

>>258170636
There are lots of whites in South Africa. He was a white blonde kid, just like me.

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Back from that vacation yet, bro?

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>>258170275
Here I made it.