>He isn't that little at all
>implying 5'7" isn't manlet size
5'10" master race
>tfw you are shorter than Little Mac
5'6" masterrace reporting
shit im just in time for the /notsothinlyveiledmanletthreadonv/
lucky for me cuz i missed the last 7 of them
fucking manlets when r u gunna learn
>tfw you think about how awful it is to be 5'8" at least once ever 20 minutes
>tfw all you can ever think about is whether youre taller than the people around you or shorter
>tfw youve built an encyclopedic knowledge of celebrity heights
I think i could actually be diagnosed with body dysmorphia now. this must be how michael jackson felt about his nose.
I still mainly want to become an engineer so i can make enough money to buy leg lengthening surgery, or whatever height extending surgery you can do by the time i have a few 10s of thousands of dollars to waste on cosmetic surgery. i'll never truly feel happy until i can be at least 6' tall, which isnt even tall.
i just want to stop hating myself. constantly. i'll do whatever it takes to fix myself.
sometimes Man must correct God's mistakes
If you want to stop hating yourself try taking some deep breaths and coming to terms with the fact that you are who you are. It's not like you have some sort of disability and the only way your height is negatively affecting your life is through your own internal conflicts.
Taking the bait in a manlet thread, h-here I go!
Women prefer taller guys, but it depends on what women you're looking at. Not all women are terribly shallow, some may even be desperate enough to ignore that for the sake of being wanted by someone. Confidence will always be more attractive than height, though they go hand in hand together you don't need one to have the other.
Pretty much this. Short guys acting awkward because they're afraid people will judge them for being short, therefore driving people away from them.
It's a fulfilling prophecy. Same shit with hairline, weight, dick size, it turns into this huge deal where the insecurity is way more harmful than the actually issue itself could be.
Unless you're all rolled into one, in which case you'll just have to go to fetish sites or something. Market for anything.
whenever i look in the mirror i just see a manlet. it doesnt matter that i'm handsome, intelligent, am very physically fit, perfectly healthy, have money, am working towards a good career and have family and friends that love me. this one flaw makes me despise myself. it's been this way for years.
i'm gonna make a change, it's gonna make a difference. it's gonna feel real good. if you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make that change.
I'm starting with the manlet in the mirror.
>if you find a certain physique mroe attractive, you're shallow
basically, what you're saying is "yes being tall is more attractive but most women will be able to see past that" which still gives you an advantage if you're tall
>i'll do whatever it takes to fix myself.
suicide will fix all your problems permanently and it wont cost very much. The honest truth is that you're sitting here on 4chan displaying more insecurities than a teenage girl.
You've let the shitposters destroy your already brittle self esteem. You've already lost.
5'4'' guy here and I've had plenty of women interested in me just by being confident, friendly, and what I assume is likable. I've even had women taller than me interested in me. If you're comfortable with who you are, you'll make other people comfortable too and want to be around you.
>being this bummed out
I'm 5'8" too bro. You realize how insignificant it is to worry about your slightly below average height when I'm assuming you are through roughly the first quarter of your life?
Wise the fuck up bruh bruh and stop having /tv/ make you so insecure.
Incredibly fortunate people and they choose to waste their time making feel threads about their height on an video game image board.
Now that's the height that I would Little Mac.
5'7" is more like... Unremarkable Size Mac.
Incidentally, since this is a thread where everybody's making such a big deal of being tall, I recently read a study found that, for every inch of height above 5 feet, a person loses 1.3 years of average lifespan.
Little Mac will outlive me by a few years, unless the long-term effects of boxing don't counteract his shorter stature.
>it doesnt matter that i'm handsome, intelligent, am very physically fit, perfectly healthy, have money, am working towards a good career and have family and friends that love me. this one flaw makes me despise myself. it's been this way for years.
Shit nigga never mind you sound like a fucking sociopath.
>Somebody less than 6' calling others manlets
>Somebody less than 6'2'' calling others manlets
What, the board devoted to shallow vanity and desperately needing outside validation and status symbols to even briefly feel good can't handle not having money to waive in other's faces to chase away their emptiness with smug superiority? What a surprise.
Not that there aren't good and decent people who take care of themselves entirely for their own personal satisfaction or the actual utility of being healthy, I just don't get the feeling they frequent /fit/.
How fucking obsessive and meticulous do you have to be to measure quarters of a goddamn inch jesus fuck
>not a B+ Player with no right to fight in the main event of smash
Quite frankly, I just don't think you understand this business.
6'0 gun surfer, not that height matters, lay down rail like a plumbers apprentice digging a ditch, get air like chuck jager, barelled like a VC tunnel rat, flow like tom curren
you're all goons, I play vidya in real life erryday and arguing about height shows how far you borg like drones try to differentiate from the next neckbeard skinnyfat reject
pic is what I do evryday
I'm not a sociopath, I'm just honest. Nothing else is wrong with me, I have pretty much everything I could ask for going for me besides this. If I was taller, I'd be working on fixing the one thing going for me that I didn't have. That's not unreasonable, that's just bettering your own life.
short people are just irrelevant. I hope that after I get surgery to become taller I can marry a woman who's taller, I'll make sure her parents are tall too, especially her father. I have the filthy short genes in my family (I'm actually taller than my dad, who's like 5'5"), so I want a good chance of making sure my children are tall. I don't want them to feel like this, it's the best thing I can do for them. If in the future it's possible to select genes and pay to have your children guaranteed to be tall, I'll do it. I don't want shortness staining the children I leave behind.
Realistic manlet chart:
Too tall, you're just lanky and awkward. At least you're not a manlet.
Tall. If you work out you'll look fucking fantastic, but it sucks to crane your neck to talk to most people (i.e. all girls and about 80% dudes) and chances are you have a bad posture which will come back to bite you when you're 60.
Ideal. This is the height to be. Fresh pussy everywhere you go.
Short, but you're still taller than 90% of girls so it's okay. As long as they don't wear heels, that is. If you're confident you can make up for what you lack in height.
You dun goofed. But hey, at least the road to wizardhood is easier.
if you are serious then you have some serious self esteem problems, and changing your height through surgery will do nothing for your paper thin skin. spend that money on therapy.
It must really suck being a short "man" ;_;
It's all about genetics, unfortunately. If you are underage or maybe even early 20s and male (good chance you are) then just make sure you get proper nutrition.
Also I think stretching gives you an extra 1/4 in., and proper posture is important.
>Implying anyone who posts on /v/ is master race
> they're are people in this thread how are ashamed that they're short
I'm not the tallest guy, but I always feel bad for people shorter than me.
How's it feel to look up to a woman?
It just depends on where you live.
The average height for males is 1.74- in many countries, where the women are even shorter.
Being a manlet is only bad if you are below average male height in your country, even then chances are women are still smaller than you unless you got it real bad.
Tall guy with tall friends here. We all agree that it comes from eating properly and getting lots of sleep.
Eat like a man and you'll be a man. Steak, chicken breast (or just eat an entire chicken), etc etc.
I doubt manlets can say they've eaten a whole roast chicken with their bare hands, that's why they're short as shit.
After spending time with a group of women, I can assure you that height is very important.
Even if your kinda ugly, if you're tall you still have a good chance.
No girl wants to look down at their man.
Girls take height seriously
5' 10" here,
You call me a manlet, but the world is more or less built around my height. I'm as tall as you can be before shit starts getting inconvenient.
I can get on an airplane and even if the seat is not super-uncomfortable, I don't have to try to put my legs up my ass.
I pretty much never have to worry about door clearance being high enough that I need to duck.
Finding clothing that fits me lengthwise is a breeze.
Also, being tall means shit when you're an unfit neckbeard, stop leaning on one quality to pretend you have self-worth.
The first girl you dated would have settled with you if you was taller and looked good.
It's not about how many girls you've fucked, it's about how long you've been in a relationship for.
Shut up man, you sound dumb.
You gotta learn to love yourself, cause if you can't love yourself, how the hell you gon love somebody else.
That surgery is painful and expensive and it won't fix your problem. You have to accept yourself, there's tons of short people, and you're not even that short.
My fucking internist is 6'4" and built like a fucking truck. He also berates people for doing shit at their jobs and humiliates you at every possible chance. He will psychologically rape you.
I am genuinely scared of him.
This. Climbing is really easier when small.
Could you give examples? Like I was in a group of girls too. Traveling. And we never talked about height. Never even thought of that.
surf bro here
work as a surf coach (lol, rejects dont realise it's all hard work, but we'll take the $$ if they're giving em out) get 6'2" swedes and euro weirdos all the time (east coast australia)
all genes, women love surfer bodies, they don't give a fuck about height, (although 6 ft) , all the hot sheilas fuck us just cause we surf and pretend we can teach it (fucked about 20 something sheilas last summer, about 5 of em had 6'4 plus euro weirdo sven head boyfriends, backpacking of course, dont know if after visa or wanted body but they all loved it)
It's what you do I reckon, sheilas hate vidya fags unless theyre fucked in the head, like nerd thunder thigh or daddy issue ugly scrubs, It's what you do, tell em you surfed 15ft+ kuta, bells or whatever, act like you give a fuck and lick the g spot and they don't give a fuck how tall you are. my boss is like 5'6 and the biggest pussy magnet I know.
just sayin, sorry nerds
they think you're a superhero if you just say you can surf(and prove it)
>tfw summer just around the corner and tourist punani incoming
Being tall is mildly attractive.
Being fit and/or successful is much more so.
When some gangly or fat fuck living in his mom's basement brags about being 6'2", it's kinda funny.
is there a better height to be than 6'2"-6'4"?
i feel like any higher than that and you're officially into conspicuously tall territory. imo 6'2"-6'4" is the perfect height for a man.
Not the guy you responded you but...
>not a disgusting disability
>being okay with being a manlet
Absolutely disgusting. How do you sub 6' degenerates live with yourselves? Don't you realize what embarrassments you all are?
How's the weather down there anyway, midgets? Because the view from up here is pretty fantastic.
6'2" is the point where height starts becoming unusual and a burden. That 6" mark is the point where it's still tall enough to be attractive, but short enough to not be weird and bad for your health.
>check height during freshman year of HS
>check now, 6 years later surely i've grown since
Little Mac's only little in terms of height. He's big everywhere else: muscles, bulk, determination, spirit, heart, ass, and genitals.
>Mac is the dominant top in any relationship/encounter he has
>is with Ike, Captain Falcon, Male WFT, and Ganondorf, all taller than him
If not bait
>know girl, a cutie
>she has a 6'2 foot tall bf
>she calls me shortie
>she wants the D
>she loves it
>she still calls me shortie and how i would be perfect 5 inches taller
>dont give a fuck And still fuck her every now And then.
My girlfriend is 10cm (look centimeters up) taller than I am and we havent had any problems in the last four years. Then again, I'm not a socially awkward autist who spends most of his time playing Dark Souls
6' is also the height were I think people can hilariously get away with lying about their height. I am exactly 6' tall, and I know people shorter than me that claim they are 6'1" to even 6'3".
Even girls insist I am 6'3" because I assume their previous boyfriend lied about his height and/or they a bad judge of height.
I could conceivably get away with calling myself 6'4" and no one would even question it.
>women laugh at me
>they put on heels and tower over me like godzilla
>all the tall guys rest their elbows on their heads and muss my hair and call me junior
>mfw kids in grade school are as tall as me if not taller
will it ever get better, /v/? i'm sick of being a manlet
i'm 19 so i'm pretty sure i'm done growing. fuck this shit.
Well I never used Imperial so I just threw "1.7 meters to feet" into Google and somehow stupidly rounded 5.57 down to 5.5 and went with that number as 5' 5.
And then it occurs to me that Imperial system does not have a decimal step and 1 feet does not equal 10 inches so it's actually 5' 7.
And yeah, I'm fucking shit at math.
>Also, being tall means shit when you're an unfit neckbeard, stop leaning on one quality to pretend you have self-worth.
fucking this, where do you niggers think we are? who gives a shit how tall you are when your fat ass is equally as wide
I have a giantess fetish and I wish I was a manlet
all the women taller than me are hungry skeletonesses and trannies
Had the same problem.
I went abroad, got a gf who is 6"5.
I just make her wear heels and she's JUST a little taller than me (but as my eyes are not on the top of my head, looking at her face to face makes her appear a bit taller than that)
I loooove short guys! They're so cute! They always offer to help me out with things, do favors for me, etc. One lil guy even tied my shoe laces for me one time ^.^ I love going shopping with them, it's adorable haha!
I just hate it when they ask me out/make a move on me...ugh... it's always so awkward. I still haven't really figured out the best way of turning them down.
I need my man to be a MAN, not a little boy. I need to feel dominated, like a pet. A short guy literally can't provide that. I could never be submissive for a shorty, it just wouldn't be right.
Short men make good friends, but that's all there'll ever be.
>be a manlet by /fit/ and /v/ standards
>keep hearing the "good luck with women" argument
Here you go.
She once hit me again and again, I hit her back lightly in the stomach and she didn't speak to me for an hour saying I should be more gentle.
It's not fair.
>tfw only 6' 1"
I'm so sick of having to look up at other men, it's just degrading.
>amazon gf beating you up
My dick can only take so much.
I would post a picture but this isn't /soc/.
Sucks that you haven't got anything else going on besides height.
Pro-tip; Even if you're tall but you're an overweight neckbeard who plays videogames all day long with no career or education, I have some bad news for you.
Anyone could tell you that. Women like taller men, and being taller than your woman gives you advantages, reach and leverage. You don't want her face down ass up with you trying to climb her ass just to put it in.
>You don't want her face down ass up with you trying to climb her ass just to put it in.
That's actually what I want.
This height spew seems derived from a inferiority complex and anonymity online. It's okay non-"manlets," just shave the neckbeard and you might have a chance with girls. Height is minimal to confidence, intelligence, build, or humor.
>Go to a mall I spent my teen years at and haven't been to since I was 16
>Leave 3 hours later happy, after noticing how I'm higher than average height, yet considered myself normal height when all the women that work around me are just as tall
I'm only 162cm.
I don't think she's perfect but it suits me. It's obviously the taller one.
Manlets, there's hope for you definitely.
Let these people who haven't realized that height isn't shit after high school enjoy their life alone
>Height isn't shit after highschool
Looks like someone hasn't face the hard reality of life after highschool yet, I'm so sorry.
If anything they care more after highschool. The only time my short friends were able to get qt's was during highschool.
>Live in the land of giants (Netherlands)
Girls only ever had interest in manlets during high school because they were hoping you'd have a late growth spurt. Once you're an adult they know you're not getting any taller and if you're still a sub 6' degenerate at adulthood, you may as well just end it all.
Yes, that's how I look and I'm okay with it and so is she. I have a good self-esteem and I have no use for people's opinions whom I dont know. Why would I care how I look when I have an amazing girlfriend who plays vidya with me and is awesome in all levels.
>FF IX 69 hours
>Hang around basketball people
>tfw I know manlet feels but I can get away from it easily
>Why would I care how I look when I have an amazing girlfriend who plays vidya with me and is awesome in all levels.
She's cheating on you with an actual man behind your tiny back.
>tfw 26 years old
Stay classy, treebeards
You know what, good for you. Manlets might think there's no hope but guess what, tall women are just as undesirable. They might not want you now but when all the tall men like myself have married the cute girls, they'll only have you to pick from.
That's because most of the people here have nothing else than their height, which becomes obsolete when you turn past 21.
Pays off to be a good guy though, no girl wants to be in a serious relationship with someone who as an adult still makes fun of things that people cant change.
Some guys grow late, perhaps you are one of them.
Im 22 and im still growing, what i would recommend you to do is.
1. Sleep like 10 hours without a pillow
2. Start eating healthy
3. Do exercise(basketball and yoga will help alot your height)
Do these constantly and you could hit the 6 feet.
>telling a man to do yoga
Should he also swallow semen daily? These faggots, christ. I can get behind the sleeping and eating more, though. Also exercise so you burn that energy then eat some more.
I'm a 6'2" beautiful fair-complexioned motherfucker with ladies swooning over me but don't know how to take it a step forward, while my best bro is a 5'6" hobbit who pulls way more pussy than anyone I've ever met by just being a good communicator and having his shit together.
Height means nothing to a fuck.
>not caring that you're a disgusting worthless manlet
You are not fine at your "height" (I can't even call anything below 6' height, you may as well be 1" tall), you're human trash and everyone is laughing at you behind your back.
>Too tall, you're just lanky and awkward
You wish m8. If you're built well you get looks from jelly guys and lustful women EVERYWHERE. Manlets will always find ways to justify their inferiority. These threads are comedy gold
More like looking up at me, little man.
Midgets only get sex from suppressed nonces who know paedophilia is wrong so they settle for the next best thing. Midgets also have silly voices and can't reach the remote on top of the tv. On the plus size you can make a living in Hollywood playing elfs and goblins in fantasy movies and fuck some normal sized struggling actresses
>6'7 hulking trenchcoat wearing neckbeards who are hugless virgins telling other virgins height is the only thing that matters and that everyone under Titan height is a manlet
Look at how many famous Hollywood men are 5'6 or 5'7 before you start going on some disillusioned rant about the aforementioned not getting laid or having success.
I'm 5'11, feels average The average height for males around the world is 1.73 m/5'8
No, more like up at ME, Magic Johnson
>at least post a REAL doctor
>ugly neckbeards trying to convince themselves that their height will land them immediate pussy even if their face looks like a cheese pizza and their stomach is the size of an impregnated blue whale
Sometimes I forget I'm on 4chan.
>Look at how many famous Hollywood men are 5'6 or 5'7 before you start going on some disillusioned rant about the aforementioned not getting laid or having success.
So what you're saying is, women don't care if you're a manlet as long as you're both famous and rich?
There you have it, manlets. Just make it in Hollywood.
Every short friend I've ever had has told me they didn't like being short so don't give me that shit, manlet.
>not ugly but not handsome either
I'm the definition of average and it sucks
Men I'm around who are shorter than me (97% of them) always mention my height. I try not to talk about it too much because I know it's makes them insanely angry if you even so much as hint at bragging.
It's the first thing anyone talks about. People who are born tall tend to stop noticing at and would talk about it far less.
It's still fun to know you're genetically superior to so many people too.
> which I dont understand. I mean, dont they have short friends in real life?
Normal ones do. But if you have issues like you said, or maybe are obsessed with a team you play for, you may not.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Most of you are grown up men. Think about it.
"I spent few hours of my life talking shit about tall/short people, haha, I'm so troll"
I cant imagine how does it feel to have done this for years and years on an image board. You are a waste of a welfare check and a burden to your family.
5"11 1/2 master race reporting in
I still feel short as fuck with all these tall faggots running around these days though. Fucking growth hormones in the food or some shit. Have fun dying early and developing back problems before 50 tall lanky faggots.
>dont they have short friends in real life?
I'm 6'3 and my close bros are all 6 foot and up. I have a tiny male friend and it's not very fun having to both sit when we want to have a chat so we don't hang out much.
To answer your question: It's almost exclusively women that make a big deal out of height. When tall men laugh at the short, it's just for fun. But women write articles about how they instantly trash dating profiles if the height starts with a 5.
>durr 5'7 is a midget
pic related is the difference between 5'6 and 6'2
>10 pages to translate
>9 font size
>arguing here about manlets
six foot four bearrace reporting in
It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise
>Have fun dying early and developing back problems before 50 tall lanky faggots.
taller people actually have a greater life expectancy than average until you get over about 6' 10", due to needing higher quality nutrition during development and genetics to even reach that height in the first place.
If there's someone lurking who's either really short or really tall, know that most of the world doesn't give a shit how tall you are. Leave that (sorry to generalize) north american country and travel, I assure you that people dont care. Go for an exchange period at university to Europe and see that it's irrelevant how tall you are. Ignore these faceless marathon gamers, they have killed themselves or are stuck at basement in 10 years.
Anon, your height is fine
enlarge hearts give out quicker, normal size hearts quit on taller people.
unless if the manlets in question eat Kentucky fried happy meals you guys are doomed by design.
live it up.
>sharp, elvish good looks and bright blue eyes
>Look like Link and same height as adult Link to boot
That being said I'm glad I'm this height because it makes it much easier to get a boyfriend who thinks I'm a QT. I don't have one right now though.
Any takers who've always wanted to fuck Lonk?
Don't get their hopes up, buddy. I've been to both China and Japan, the people loved my height. The girls told me I was tall and handsome, the guys kept asking me if I played basketball.
>not even black
People are conditioned to care about height. The only place where it wouldn't be a thing is somewhere where everyone is exactly the same height. But even then, the second a tall person shows up, they treat him like a king.
jealousy will get you nowhere little man
Fucking weeaboo faggot.
People dont treat others different because of their height. Be an tall asshole and you height means nothing. Go outside. At least where I live nobody gives a fshit.
>Wanting a woman in this day and age
Full fucking pleb. Enjoy your feminazi who'll take you for all your money.
Besides, if all the tall guys you see were getting so much pussy, they wouldn't be fucking me instead.
Growing up, there are bullies like in every other place but when you get older, people care about how you show yourself and how do you act.
This is one of the reasons why scandinavian countries host the happiest people in the world.
I'm 5'10 and I used to go to bars all the time. The friends I used to drink with would get in a lot of fights and it sometimes ended in me having to fight simply because I was the best at it. I can't even remember how many times I kicked a guy's ass who was at least 5-7 inches taller than me. Anyone here know how humilliating is to get your shit pushed in by a "manlet" while being "tall master race"?
>europeans measure human height in centimetres
>americans measure everything in a dead king's bodyparts
>5' 10-11" caught in height limbo
I'd just like to remind every person in this thread that this man would kick every single one of your asses in a fight, and he's 5'8"/173cm. That's all.
> colon - clobbered