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Just had this shit happen to me, unfortunate the guy wasn't creative enough to humor me. Steam scammer thread?
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Just had the same thing happen to me. What would make that scam work anyways?
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>that "u"
sneaky motherfuckers
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>>257763203
>extra u
>two i's

Who would fall for this shit?
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>>257763401
The double ii too
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Does anyone have the one where the guy says "shut yo bitch ass up" and then logs off?
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>>257763368
I don't know who could possibly be stupid enough to actually copy and paste that link into a browser bar, then enter their steam info into it. Maybe if it was a clickable link it might be more understandable but I mean damn, at some point you should notice the random u in the URL. This was a really lazy phishing attempt and I'm honestly kinda disappointed.
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>mfw when that domainis a real website
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>>257763203
so they want to go to their website and give your login information? what about steam guard?
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These are bots you dumb fucks. Of course they don't respond
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>>257764457
They ask you to enter the steam guard code for them.
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>>257764457
Some people use the same passwords for everything, so they'll try using it to get into your e-mail account.
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this usually happens when you go on trading sites like tf2outpost and csgo lounge
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>>257763203
I put an unusual hat on the steam marketplace and get 5+ of these everyday
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Idiots who fall for this shit is why Valve forced this shitty link filter you can't disable, fucking hell.
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>FBSO
Oh man.
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>No one is fucking this dude's site up by entering a shit ton of fake usernames and passwords
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>>257764123
That's kinda the point of phishing in the first place.
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>post a trade on Lounge
>everyday something like this
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>>257765095

you missed the point
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>>257765123
>>257764870
yeah i used to be into trading on TF2 but i cashed out like a year and a half ago, scam attempts were a lot more frequent back then
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>>257765000
ha, i was wondering if anyone would recognize the group name
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>>257764724
>>257764708
How about you visit the site instead? Typing anything in either box and pressing submit brings up a dialog that asks you to install steam guard on your computer, which shows that:
1. The phisher is so bad at programming he can't create a SQL submission form
2. That you have to be REALLY dumb in order to fall for this.
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>>257765810
Well then that's just some lazy Brazilian scammer or some shit.
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How retarded do you have to be to fall for something like that?
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>>257767193
It'll work on like one or two people, and that is enough for the scammer.
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>>257767193
Several. Read the forums.
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Dies reporting even work against these bots?

I tried blocking but they keep coming back
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>>257768230
stop being a trader scumbag then
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>tfw if you were a selfish piece of shit you could easily make a good living by exploiting retards

goddamn conscious making me be a good person
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>>257769195
>conscious

conscience, i mean
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>>257769376
Just imagine what you could do with a couple of good knives and some Asiimov guns. All that vidya.
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>>257769893
>steam lagg

lmfao
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Whoever falls for this shit deserves to be scammed.
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>>257770343
>SteamValidator.exe
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>>257770343
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What's the matter anon, you gonna act like a bitch ass nigga?
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>>257769893
>stearncornmunity
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The people who are stupid enough to fall for this shit is why we have warnings when clicking links in steam chat that break 4chan links.

Retard protection is also why we no longer have /me chat.
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>>257770863
This motherfucker knows what he's doing
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I remember when scammers would actually talk to you.
If they could amuse me enough I'd not even report them.

Those were the times.
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>>257763203
those are bots, there are plenty of those
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>>257763203
Were you EMP|Destro as well?
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>>257771363
OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>257771361
ayo is dis real?
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>>257771361
wow
;_;7
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I always click the links and input fake info

Then they redirect to meatspin or lemonparty

That's pretty funny sometime
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I have a guy from sweden in my list that have autism
he lost one week ago his account thanks one of this steamexe scams
he will maybe get back his account but sure lost all his item
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>>257771361
how'd you get that image?
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>>257771363
I wish I didn't suck horribly at fighting games.
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>>257771703
no

It's some mexican
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>>257772021
everyone knows Zelda posts here
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>>257769893
>cornmunity
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>>257770863
>can't type in blue anymore
Fucking scammers
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>>257772021
>>257771985
>>257771891
>>257771703
>people falling for this

Are you too stupid to do a simple reverse image search?
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>>257771363
wow what a scrub
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>>257771361
I'll admit it looked enough like him that I had to google to confirm you're full of shit. Congrats.
http://unslgderechomedlegal.es.tripod.com/ESTRAN.html
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>mfw me and a friend scammed kids in TF2

We had a youtube video with "unlock all weapons for free tutorial" with an external crappy program where they enter their steamusername and password.

Its unbelievable, we had like 8000 accounts at the end of the year 3000 without steamguard 'n shit.
We only took items though. Best thing we got was an unusual hat.
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>>257772465
Wow you're super cool
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>>257771363
Didnt' see that one coming, am i right OP?
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>>257772465
>picking kids as your target
Casual.
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>>257772465
Are you going to tell us how you beat up local elementary school kids for money too? Pathetic.
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>>257772465
>we had like 8000 accounts at the end of the year 3000

Your a bad scammer
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What I don't understand is how people are stupid enough to actually fall for it. You'd have to be literally RETARDED to fall for something like that. Same thing with TF2 scamming (paypal). If you fall for it you genuinely deserve to lose your account/items.
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Someone from china tried to log into my old steam account yesterday, which I almost never use, have 0 friends on and only a couple old games like 1.6/CZ

how and just.. why?
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>>257772742
He must be a good one if he can afford a time machine
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>>257773005
Farm hats!
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>>257773005
Run MalwareBytes right now
Also stop looking for chinese porn, it's bad and ugly.
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>/me gone
>The fucking link safety net bullshit
How long until chat is removed altogether
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I just wanted to know what.
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>>257773051
I don't see how you can be a good one if it takes almost 1000 years to get only 8000 accounts.
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>>257773420
Only furry ERPers and memesters who greentext on steam care about /me
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>>257771363
yes
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>>257773420
>Not ERPing on F-list
Come on man, Steam is for videogames.
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>>257771363
op confirmed for gigantic faggot
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>>257773326
I run mwb and all the other shit frequently
I haven't logged on that steam account in a while
I do look a porn a lot but never chinese porn

so yeah, that's weird
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>Set up my hat for trade
>Guy tells me he will pay what I ask
>Just add this other guy
>Other guy goes "yeah you were slow so I wont pay full price"

Is it common for 3rd party people to arrange trades like this?

What the fuck was that all about?
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>>257773924
I can personally affirm that F-List is shit.
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>>257774271
It's extremely shit and the epitome of digging through the biggest sewer in existence for diamonds that are probably not actually there.
I must like the taste of shit since I keep going back.
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>>257771363
>>257773808
Holy shit it burns
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>>257771363
100/10
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>>257771363
>>257773808
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>>257771363
HA HA. Jokes on you, OP.
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>>257771363
am i missing something here
who is/was EMP|Destro
some kid who got scammed?
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>>257771363

Just delete this thread and go live in a mountain OP.
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Can they even steal accounts nowadays with all the bullshit measures gabe implements?
I have to send him blood samples every time I want to sign in from a different web browser on the same fucking computer.
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>>257775151
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>>257773619
>not /meing your friends stuff like /me takes a shit on your face
>not having /me conversations
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>>257769893
>stearn corn munity
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>>257775151
OP is EMP|Destro, who is apparently so bad at Street Fighter 4 that he loses to a T.Hawk and has the nerve to ragequit besides.
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>>257775151
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>>257771363
Dont play fighting games.

He pull his plug to avoid losing?
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>>257774114
Stupid sharks. Just ignore them
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>>257769893
Fuck off Tommy.
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>>257775346
well SFIV is barely even a fighting game so who cares
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>>257763203
Had this happen since I haven't traded in a long time. Got suspicious when I loaded up an english steam community and not my magical chinese one that I somehow managed to get when clicking on a link. Plus it asked me to install Steamguard.
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>>257775430
>SFIV is barely even a fighting game

Are you retarded?
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>>257775346
To be fair, if steam even so much as blips offline then everyone in the game disconnects, and T.Hawk hasn't even won a round yet, so I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and just assume that steam was the thing that fucked up, and Destro didn't ragequit.
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>>257773808
heh
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>>257775346
welp
im not familiar with fighting games so i didnt pick up that he was a scrub
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>>257775540
Destro pls go
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>>257763203

It's a bot, a zombie account from someone else who was scammed. You're talking to yourself, retard
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>>257764112
didn't even notice the u. I noticed the extra i though
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>>257771363
>>257773808
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theyre bots you tard.
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>>257775430
pic related

>>257775151
Destro, plz
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>>257771363
Why did you save a screencap of something so unremarkable for so long?
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>>257776031
Shut up, Destro
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>>257776031
Dont be so butt hurt because your thre got hijacked
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>Came back from the The International
>Couple goodies plus a golden immortal
>Scammers every single fucking day

Please make it stop.
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>>257775540
Haha, this is true. He dc'ed in the middle of a match, I'd assume due to Steamworks shit. The screenshot opportunity was just too good to pass up. Who would have thought I'd have a chance to fuck with him on /v/ of all places though.
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>>257775403
How's that kidnapped kid you got?
Still livin in "nip land?"
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>>257776031
June isn't even that long ago, and do you periodicaly delete all your screenshots?
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>>257763203
>talking to a bot
>nothing personal kid
>block
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>>257775376
Yes, considered the scummiest thing you can do
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>>257776404
>all those s2x.Shiro's

I assume they are impersonating your friend? Kek
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>>257776553
I just don't understand why he took a screenshot of it at all. People DC from matches constantly for me.
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This one's a classic.
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How do I get bots to notice me?
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>>257776674
>we got a badass over here
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>>257776761
Hahah what a fucking retard
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So how do these work?
You click on the link and what's there? Typical "PUT IN INFO NOW" shit?
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>>257773808
>>257771363
Bloody Brilliant
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>>257776404
Backpack to private. Done.
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>>257776761
>2 months old
>classic
It's still great though.
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>>257776761

and they say third-worlders are human
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How do these people find you if you don't use trade sites? Not even just scams, but random fucking Russians trying to trade me bullshit items. I get a few random adds a week and have never used a trade site.
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>>257776761
This is Loony Toons level of stupid.
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>>257776761
Do I laugh or feel bad for how fucking retarded this guy is?
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>>257776867
No, I'm just garbage at fighting games and people in the retard tier ragequit a lot.
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They always copypaste the same shit
It's so annoying
And the worst part is, there's people falling for it
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>>257764112
Kids. Theres a lot of underage kids from third world countries with Steam accounts and Items.
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>>257777051
There are backpack scanners that people pay $30 to use
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>>257776957
Yeah, copy-paste Steam website login.
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>>257776761
The funny thing is, they probably only implemented that name change information thing after someone got scammed because of it.
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>>257776761

this guy has the lying skills of a literal child
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>>257777051
There's most likely a way to browse the API for people with specific rare items
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>>257776778
Play csgo, post on csgolounge.
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>>257777064

>people in the retard tier ragequit a lot

They shouldn't, because it only ensures that they'll stay in retard tier. Also they're cunts.
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>>257776761
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>>257776778
Have anything that is worth 2 euro in your inventory.
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>>257769893
>Stern Cornmunity
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>have steam literally just for Street fighter 4
>nobody ever tries to scam me
>people add me to their friends list, but I don't add them

Feels good man.
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>>257777051
If your inventory is set to public then people have developed catalogs and trawlers that search for specific items in peoples inventories.

So if you have a Dragonclaw Hook in DotA or some Unusual Hat in TF2 and your inventory is set to public then you're probably in a few databases somewhere being listed as a scam target.
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>>257777235
But I have buds, unusuals, and bills in my inventory. I even had my trade link in my profile for a time. I'm honestly surprised I never got messaged by bots
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>>257776761
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>>257776761
>yes
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>log on steam one day
>steam guard notifies me someone tried to log into my account
>its from russia

i wish i had screencapped that but i panicked so hard i immediately changed password and didn't think about it at the time
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>>257763203

I had some guy call my house and said that if I hung up, he was going to send the police to my house because he was with the IRS. He also had an extremely heavy chingrish accent.

These scams are getting more and more wild.
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>>257776761
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>>257777002

I enjoy legit offers though, I traded a couple of the couriers I got for free for a Furion's Vyse.

It will end eventually. Right?
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>>257771363
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Just had the same thing happen to me.

Is there some large scam operation at work here?
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>>257776761
>>257777179
>>257777056
Here's something relevant
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>>257777215
I'm glad we clear all this up. So is it common in the higher tiers to screenshot a DC because you made them ragequit and feel super cool?
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>never get scammers because I always give away my stuff
>that feel when
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>>257777051
My friend opened a crate in CS:GO a few days ago and a $100 gun popped out. After about 1 minute his steam was an endless scrolling wall of friend requests popping up, WAY more people than were on the server. He had to sign out to stop it.
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>>257777459
Scammers that use threats rarely ever get anything, unless they are very good at it.
Usually a threat makes people slow down and look at the situation more clearly.
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>>257777494
I don't do the trading and the most valuable thing I own is a genuine pipboy which I think isn't every valuable, so I wouldn't know. Still, if whatever you got is limited to only that event then its only going to get more and more valuable and scammers will get more and more annoying.
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>>257777285
>had 3 dragonclaw hooks
>2 spent on shit, one of those things was a greevil during the crafting season
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>>257777285
That is weird, I don't even have anything super rare. It is always fuckers adding me trying to get my clockwerk cogs from the voice pack.
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>>257771363
incredibly fucking embarassing
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>>257777607

Sort of? I'm not a high tier player, but people go apeshit when someone ragequits in an actual tournament.
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>>257776761

>XxsnoopyXx has changed their name to theoriginal28

>theoriginal28 (2):hey its me ur brother
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>>257777459
I've always wished for telephon marketers to call me just so i could fuck with them a bit. Sadly it never happened.
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>>257774114
I'm the third party person for my friend for his CSGO skin trades. Mainly because I'm more experienced and I know when he's gonna get scammed. So I just pretty much go into Skype call with him, make a giant group chat with people offering to trade for the item, consult with the buyers while I chat to my buddy on Skype.

We've done it like 3 times and the most obvious scams are PayPal payments, but I say to my friend (I know him in real life, I wouldn't fuck him over) ''hey, if you want me to do this trade, just hand the skin over, I'll do the trade, and make sure the cunt gives what he offers'' and he'd just say ''fuck trading, if I sell it on Steam Market, I don't have a chance of being robbed''
and that's how it usually ends up.
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does anyone else get regular adds from a bot going on about jesus and how much he loves you

I get this shit monthly
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i've never gotten one of these before

how would adding them to friends put your account at risk? is the link something that makes you put in your information too?
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>>257777574
Everybody who has something in their inventory gets that shit
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>>257777757
This thread makes me miss Runescape and luring people down the Mole Hill, and getting them to extinguish their light source.
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>>257777607
>Destro with the samefag again
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>>257777597
Dat ending
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>>257776665
s2x.Shiro is this trader and reviewer, he's a nice guy and I chat to him sometimes, he's a legit trader and people impersonate him to scam I guess.
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>>257763203
>playing teef2
>playing dota poo
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>>257776761
>hey its me ur brother
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>>257777459
I live in a small town. They actually had to run an article in the newspaper recently about a phone scam epidemic. They were targeting old people's houses by calling and saying their grandchildren were being held hostage and if they didn't pay up right now over the phone they were going to kill them. They people they were calling were so old and senile it was working almost everytime.
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>>257777635
in the mood for giving away more stuff, moehitler?
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I currently have 153 phisher accounts blocked. Most are just these bots, some belonged to poor fools who fell for them and had their account drafted into the phishing army.
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>>257771363
pffffthahahaaha
Get fucked OP
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>>257778028
I fell for a really stupid RS scam back in the day.
I was pretty young though.
Scammer was an idiot though and I got my account back.
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>>257777459
This has been happening to me for the past week

Some fucking Indian calls my phone, tells me it's an urgent matter, and that the police will get involved if I ignore it

I start asking questions, and they get really angry and defensive
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>>257778445
Hey everyone did you know Jagex automatically blocks your password ********* lol pretty cool huh
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>>257773808
935 hours... wow. That's just sad.
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>>257777597

i'm dead
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>>257776761
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>>257771363
Wow, someone who replies to bots is a faggot. What a surprise.
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>>257777459
My aunt got a phone call saying that they were going to kill my cousin as soon as he stepped out the door unless she paid up. She kept them on the phone until he made it to class. Mexico is fucking insane.
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>>257771363
serious ownage ITT
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>>257778610
>wow
Are you mad, DSP? Not our problem people are better than you at Street Fighter and have spent more time on it than you.
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>>257770863
http://steamcommunity.com/id/76561198005168970

I know a couple of people that would pay for an account this old.
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>>257778643
aayyy uncleee
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>>257778568
Even worse
"Jagex blox ur PW if u say it backwards: *******"
To make it worse, I was a member on a free world.
I hope that guy had a fun five minutes drinking my shitty running potions or whatever before getting locked out.
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>>257778643
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I sold a hat on the fucking marketplace for 74 euro. It got sold about 3 weeks later but during that time i had countless dumb fucks trying to add me for their pathetic attempt at jewing.

Fuck i hate kids, and they even had the fucking nerve to get angry at ME for telling them to fuck off or buy the hat for the price it's listed at.
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>>257777459
My mom was called once saying that the utility bill was past due and the payment had to be done at that instant or services were going to cut out. She managed to call the utility company to confirm and they told her it was a scam, and to try to stall him as long as possible while a report and an attempt to find the scammer was made.
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>>257776674
i guess because hes pulling off some move thats about to kill the guy or something and the timing of the quit was just perfect, its one keystroke nigga, not the grassy knoll
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>>257778643
>>257778643
>>257778643
>>257778643
I am officially dead
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>>257778816
>mfw I said to a friend the same thing on facebook
>his password was MegaMan3
>change it to niggergaysex96
>post gay porn on his account
>mfw he added me on his new account after he couldn't figure out how to reset his password.
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>>257778643
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Is there no other way to liquidate your item than to take a risk with paypal? Bots wont stop adding me because of some items I unboxed 2 years ago
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>>257777459
some indian guy called me to say that my computer might have hidden viruses that can't be detected, he hung up after i told him i didn't have a computerhe didn't even say goodbye ;_;
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>>257778315
Sure, I don't have much right now but I can bring some stuff over from my alt.
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>>257778709
Be quiet OP. Go be a massive faggot somewhere else.
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Teli would you like to browse Reddit with me?
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>>257778445
I was dumb enough to fall for the "Alt+F4 doubles your money" scam. Fortunately, I only lost a tinderbox because I wanted to confirm if I'd get two tinderboxes. I bet the scammer thought I was fucking with him for leaving such a useless item. He wouldn't have gained anything anyways, I had at most 800 coins to my name at the time.

Then there was someone who broke into my account and stole everything they could steal. A few days of running red spider eggs, mining essence, and mining coal eventually got my stuff back though.
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>>257776761
I'd like to think he did this solely as a joke and not a legitimate attempt at scamming someone.
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>>257771363
>implying that means shit

Ultra is fucking broken online right now, there is shitty lag and connections everywhere, he lost connection, he didn't leave, if he left the session it would look like this

shotofags getting btfo
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>>257779298
What the fuck was he even trying to get out of that phone call?
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>>257763203
DAM MAN U TOLD HIM RITE
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>>257777945
Not worth it. It only encourages them.
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>>257779516

>not blowing them with elf
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>>257770343
It would be interesting to see what the .exe does
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>>257779520
He was trying to warn him about hidden viruses that can't be detected.
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>>257771363
rekt
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>>257779371
I'm not OP though, I'm a different person with 4 hours in Street Fighter and I fucking suck at the game and never play online.
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>visit www.steamcoummuniity.com
>You should activate your domain www.steamcoummuniity.com in admin panel before use.
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>>257779516

I've had people ragequit first round before because I was obliterating them. People ragequit at different times for different things, but pretty much all of them boil down to "I'm getting my ass handed to me and can't deal"
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>>257779659
Closes out instantly, if I was to guess. You don't want them to know its running.
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>>257779520
they direct you to a "support" site where they get you to install a virus/backdoor/botnet whatever

mission complete.

plenty of normals fall for it all the time because they dont know how to computer, just think of your trusting grandmother getting a call like that
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>>257773808
110 hrs past two weeks... get a job OP
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>>257779659
Probably a Keylogger or some junk
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>>257779780
Thanks you massive newfag.
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>>257779345
steam ids Schwayguy,hope you arent teasing me for being so guible anon
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>>257763203
everytime someone says they are going to pay me with steam wallet, i just sit there telling them alright send me the money first
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>>257773808
>110 hours
>past 2 weeks
>110/14=7.8 hours per day

Holy shit, I leave my PC running CS:GO to farm items and shit like that, but thats a lot of time.
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>>257771363
Fucking Milksteak, why is your Thawk so good? BTW I was playing Cammy when I ran into you. Do you remember me?
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>>257779893
>implying you can do jack shit with just my steam profile name
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>>257779780

>Facebook
>Chrome
>Reggie-Senpai
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>>257775540
>damage control
destro pls go
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>>257780070
He might link to your profile and people might leave goofy remarks
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>>257780070
The fuck are you even talking about though.
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>>257777987
I never got anything like that.
Then again, I very rarely go "online".
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>>257780070
Prepare to have your video games stolen.
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I remember that when I used to jew on TF2 and had a 1000 bucks bp some russian with shitty english tried to jew me my Vintage Luger for some junk.

I asked "Are you trying to jew me?"
"No"
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>>257779780

Why does your steam look weird
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>>257775540
True, but /v/ is nothing but manchildren chasing phantoms and seeing feminism everywhere
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>>257778643
heh
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>>257776404
>tfw someone tried to impersonate a well known trader and added me
>the well known trader is on my friends list
>invite him into the chat with the scammer
>scammer instantly deletes and blocks me
i just wanted him to see how coincidental they both had the same name
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>>257780345
>Implying he would say yes
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>>257777281
763 games
over 800 market transactions in 2014
not a single scam ever

these guys got the idiot musk on or something...
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>>257780345
weird, scammers are usually so honest, interesting story.
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>>257773808
>Currently In-Game
>Ultra Street Fighter IV
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>>257779801
A different text box shows up when someone leaves, nobody in their right mind would actually go through the trouble of disconnecting their computer from the internet to leave a match rather than just alt+f4ing
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>>257780159
I'll leave comments on public, I'm gonna enjoy reading them.

>>257780315
Preparing for nothing to actually happen.
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>>257779516
Look again, that's not Ultra. Its AE.
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>>257767193
Have you ever gone to the VAC ban section on the forums? Spend five minutes in there and you're gonna see just how retarded things can get.
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>>257776761
I'M FUCKING CRYING LOL
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>>257780682
Even better, go to the complaints section in the BBB website
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1/4
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>>257780575

Yeah that's probably true. When I played on console there was no difference, though.
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>>257763203
Got same massage few days ago
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>>257780820
2/4
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only semi related but

>Adding people from /v/
>ever
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>playing d2 back in the day
>some guy says he can dupe my rare longsword
>believe him and drop it
>he grabs and leaves
>naive enough to think hes coming back
>try to message him
>that sinking feeling that i fucked up

I lost faith in humanity that day.
Now i just give shit away to my steam friends to make up for faggotry in this world.

>steamfriends birthday comes during a sale
>hint he wants games
>me and the rest of the group buy copies of badrats
>he wakes up in the morning with 43 copies
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>>257781001
3/4
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>be a tf2 player forever ago
>guy tries to scam me out of an item i jewed
>decide to tell him a little story about being a man on a boat
>he adds other people from my friends list who have the same item
>we each take turns slowly luring him into a continuous story across the four of us
wish I still had the screenshots.
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>>257781001
pls gib
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>>257777949
Friendship is awesome.
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>>257763807
South Africans
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>used to buy mmo currency
>they asked for a photo of my passport as proof it was me
>used expired passport
>got my gold

God I was stupid when I was young.
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>>257780493
Russians are weird people.

When I wanted to jew on of them I just used google translate for "Hi" and the new of the item. The must trust their comrades.

I used to type shit like "Please accept I don't have the whole day to jew you this shit" with some of them and they didn't even notice.
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>>257781046
What a fucking faggot. Hope you found him in real life and slit his throat.
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>>257768037

>you have to be several retarded
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>>257781140
4/4
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>>257777574
Nah, it's just retards trying their luck at getting free shit, if you own anything of value above $10 you'll get this all the time
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>>257780315
Spoonfeeding because I want rude remarks please.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/MetalGearLaunchesNukes/

Waiting for them.
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>>257777459
>>257778506
what fucking third world country do you live in?
also, why would you even bother asking questions? just fucking hang up. or tell him to fuck off, then hang up. send the fucking navy seals, see if I care. even IF (and that's a BIIG IF, like REALLY fucking big) they send someone, they can't legally come in without a court order. if they do, you can sue their ass for threatening you over the phone and violation of private property.
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>>257780035
I remember some Cammy's, yeah lol. On Ultra?
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>>257781278
I'll give you a weapon for a Bill's Hat, anon
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>>257781046
I laughed.
>>257781278
He lives up to his name.
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>>257781278
This is why 12 year olds shouldn't be allowed to have a pc.
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>>257781278
hello?
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>>257781278

>Wepon

God damnit I immediately thought about John Freeman
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>>257781278
Dont play tf2, but whats so special about bills hat?
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>>257781278
Jesus Christ, how pathetic.
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>>257781209
Ow the edge, just laugh it off, pal.
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>>257781046
>No gay shitâ„¢

Gee I wonder.
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>>257781534
Worth 12 euros, 6 Mann Co Crate keys.
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>>257781534
jew tool
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>>257781169
Probably legit. Or they used the outlines to make fake passports.
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>>257781046
My Steam friend list went from like 20 people to 40 after posting my SteamID in a fighting game thread. I still play endless with a bunch of /v/bros and they're cool as shit.

Stop adding people from /v/ you find in shitty threads, thats your problem.
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>>257781534
It's worth 10$ or 20$ as of now, expensive item
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>>257781382
This happens in America, and they never send someone because it's a fucking indian or nigerian scamming people
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>>257781278
hello?
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>>257781565
I'll laugh it off as he gurgles on his own blood and nails gets inserted into his everywhere and his family watches as I make him be full of holes and blood
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>>257780346
He uses the Metro skin. I do too, and I think it looks really nice
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>>257781278
Why didn't you just give him the "bills"?
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>>257781452
DELETE THIS!!
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>>257781914
Just like I'm laughing at you right now?
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>>257763203

I trade a lot so I get these 3 times a day, you know that if he added you after you posted something on the market or on cs:go lounge there's 99% chance that he's a bot, right ?
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>>257782042
Y-yeah...
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>>257781278
Can I get one?
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>>257781278
Fucking retards give me bills hat!
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BAIL
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>I traded Rotten Stache when it came out for Dendrochron and Icy tiny skin

worst experience ever, shits worth 50 dollars now
fuck me , was bad at trade
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>>257776404
give em to me, I'll take care of the spammers for you
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How do people get a hold of your IP through steam? I've had an incident where someone began to act like a weirdo and telling me my city and my ISP and how I was going to need a lot of money to get my shit back because it was my fault he was bad at Doters. My connection got dodgy, but I reset my router and that was the end of it. I'm guessing he thought he was clever having a shitty DDOS client.
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>>257781278
Don't pay TF2 because I'm lazy, why does that kid want that particular hat so much? Is it good or something?
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>>257781382
I live in Norway, I got one of those Indian scammers on the line too.

She said I had to turn on my computer because it had a virus.
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>mfw a kid sends me a trade and jews himself
Thanks for the games, I hope you enjoy that $.50 item
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>>257782531
you can get the ip by doing a voice call, but since you were in a game of dota together he might have been able to find it from status in console
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>>257781362
I was hoping for some comments that were just people calling me a faggot. Welp, didn't get any.
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>>257781534
It's rare as fuck because only people that preordered L4D got one.

Of course, the Frying Pan and Ellis's hat aren't worth nearly as much because a bunch of people were jews and thought they could get a similar price, which caused the market to be flooded as fuck and made the price negligible.
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>>257782484
>sir
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>>257782484
jews
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I-i actually fell for that once I was pretty drunk tho. I dont know what i was thinking , guess i wasnt really thinking. I instantly changed back pass tho so he didnt even get anything out of it. He sold 2 items for 0,07 on the market and the money was still in my own account so.
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>>257782484
>I'm from Israel
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>>257782754
That's because your profile is set so only friends can comment.
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>>257783013
Is it? Gimme a moment then.
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>>257782484
Not giving to charity.
That poor kid is probably dead now you privileged asshole.
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I never get messages or invites. -_-
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Thinly veiled Steam Friend Thread?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/NaughtyGoat/
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>>257783013
Should be fine now.
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>>257783232
sent ;)
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>>257783281
what skin do you use
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>>257771363
>None of them have any rounds won
>First round
>Pulling the plug

I call bullshit. With the BP, any sane player would recover from that
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>>257783387
Metro for Steam
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>>257783281
>MetalGearLaunchesNukes
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>>257783232
Is you inventory set to public?
Is there anything valuable in it?
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>>257773808
>Being so much of a fucking beta you have to apologize to /v/ for playing Dota 2

Honestly I didn't care that you got rekt in the first place but you just made yourself look like a piece of shit that worships /v/
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>>257783258
>bronies
>>
I've recently given up vidya. How2sell account with 300 games plz?
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>>257783481
Don't deny facts, it does infact, launch nukes.
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>>257779801
>Implying they rage quit

I had drop outs in Tekken and I always get paranoid people think I rage quit. Vice versa for other players when I'm beating them and in the middle of them recovering, there is a disconnection.
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>>257783387
>Not knowing the best skin for steam
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>>257783552
I am not a brony
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>>257783281
>Skype
>Chrome
>Bittorrent
>Windows Media Player
Faggot pls.
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>>257783625
Not him but the only working skin I could find for Steam was Air.
I miss ugly green steam
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>>257772465
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>>257783612
No, it's giant fireworks i swear
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>>257763203
I fucking hate retards who fall for this shit. Pic related.
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>>257783519
No and no. I have some shitty cards and cupon for a game no one wants.
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I put the Lina arcana on the market for $30 (got it as a drop from the Year Beast exploit) and probably got like 10+ adds. Ignored everyone and someone eventually bought it. Some of them probably just wanted to negotiate but I'm sure most were scammers. Still, I don't live in fucking India, the price is the price
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>>257783703
Fuck off /g/.
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>>257783841
I hate this feature honestly, I'm not retarded I know what links do.
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>>257783841
I fucking hate this, it's so fucking annoying when a friend sends a link it takes 20 seconds for it to open because of this shit.
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This thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK3JvWNwjus
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>>257783841
that's why they make the link unclickable; copypasta
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>>257784035
Mate, I'm not even /g/ and I'm telling you how much you've fucked up.
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>>257783568
Give me the password I'll sell the account and give you all the money. My steam profile is http://steamcommunity.com/id/Bunny1800/
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>>257778643

>First comment is LIQUIIIIID

HA!
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>>257783958
>not living in India
What a faggot, I bet you don't even own an elephant.
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>>257784087
>>257784095
>Not having the firefox script that gets rid of it
>>
SteamGuard.exe uploads steam's config.vdf file to http://steamcomminuity.com/id/xlexiN14/data/uploadssfn.php.
If only one could find where the files end up.
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>>257784309
How about helping a brother out.
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>>257784309
Do tell, please.
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>>257784108
Yes perfect thread to viral your shit video.
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>>257783841
Wow anon that link was LEWD.
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>>257784349
It would be nice to know but Apache's normally abusable directory map is hidden behind a stupid image
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>>257783841
Who is this semem demon?
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>>257784349
That's it? They put all the effort into tricking someone into opening an exe and they don't even make it a rat?
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>>257784456
>>257784543
You're lucky I love you faggots so much https://greasyfork.org/scripts/3247-steam-linkfilter-redirector-linkredirector
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> Got added for my earbuds.
> Just a kid trying to lowball me, after feigning to know the worth.
> Tell him I'd trade him for a shit game on steam.
> He buys it
> Tell him I've changed my mind and watch him flip his shit.

It's funny every time.
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>>257784928
That's great.
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>>257784753
Reset from Rance Quest.
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>>257784219
>those comments
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>>257782572
>>257781534
It was one of the first promotional items in the game and you can't get it via drops, only if you preordered L4D2, making it a bit rare and rather valuable over the years. Especially since latter promotional items can appear via drops (minus a green font color indicating they are 'genuine").
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>>257784908
Thank you based anon.
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>>257771363
I'm glad you're my friend.
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>Do this but with a shitty team captain, not even unusual
>He actually gifts me the game
Gave him a hot dogger out of pity
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>>257784928
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>>257784771
I'd imagine that they just automate the process, since SteamKit is a thing and they can just use the ssfn to disguise their client as the victim's, allowing them to bypass the Steam Guard trade restrictions. A few automated API calls later and all your stuff is gone.

A RAT is easily defeatable by turning the computer off anyway.
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>add guy from /v/ because he claims to be lonely
>be nice and try to get to know him
>he's not interested
>HEY CAN I HAVE YOUR PASSWORD?
Yeah fuck you kid. Never adding anyone from /v/ anymore
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>>257784908
Thank you.
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>>257785059
>someone links the DSLite page
>500-600 yen
I was kinda tempted to buy it. Price wasn't too absurd. I didn't have a valid debit/credit card at the time though.
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>>257785230
meant to quote >>257784928
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>>257785059

> "Reset Kalar getting a hot dicking" will never be scanned

thanks for reminding me
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>>257785220
>>257785489
No probs guys, remember Commonsense 2014 is the best Web/Malware/Virus protection.
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>>257784631
Yeah, but I expect I can find the script on google and then upload a shell or something.
>>257784771
Yeah, that's all it does. My AV didn't pick up on it this way though.
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>>257770863
>shut yo bitch ass up
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>>257770863
Anyone try calling that number?
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>>257785485
It's either that or the guy who looks like a normal person, then both of you speak once or twice and you never talk again with him.
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>>257785525
That was me. The artist is a pretty cool guy. I requested him if he could put his Reset doujins on DLSite since I can't really go to Comiket myself and he actually did put them for sale one month later and without DRM too.
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>>257785695

> Reset Kalar being fucked silly

fixed

RJ127641
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>>257785874
It wouldn't have ended well for me anyways. My ex-bank has an absolutely predatory exchange rates.
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>>257785908
>mfw the doujin where she get raped along with Kou has more sales than the vanilla sex doujin
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>>257785485
Fuck bro, I just wanted to game share
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>>257776406
Is the lag still fucking up? I was playing on PJS stream and it was lagging hardddddd.
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>some dipshit wants to trade $250 CSGO knife for BF4
>tell him to give me knife first and I'll email him the code
>he gives me knife and I email him some stupid code
>he gets mad
>I tell him that people on the internet are dicks and don't care about one another
>give the knife back and teach him not to trust anyone unless its local or other person goes first
>he gives me a good AWP skin just because
>2 weeks later
>same thing happened
>asks for the AWP skin back

People are stupid.
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mfw in a one month period

fuck sake.

Also anyone else having issues with steam lately with images not loading and links not working?
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>>257786107
Well it wouldn't had made you pay that much more than the actual price right?
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>>257786880
Probably. I could have ended up paying up to 10 or so dollars. Still, no form of paying.
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>>257786450

And I've read neither because no one wants to fucking scan it.

Fuck this gay earth.
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>>257784225
Um.............No.
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>>257785525
>buying hentai
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>>257783841
I didn't ask for this.
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>>257786834

What do you faggots do to get so much fucking attention from scammers?

I've had my steam account for 7 years now, shitload of items and never once been contacted by one of these fags.
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I keep putting up csgo guns on the steam market, and then get adds from people asking for my gun, offering shitty 5cent skins for them

In retrospect I should've screencapped their poor asses and put them up on my profile for laughs
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>>257787315
Hey, the price was right.
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>>257787416
uncrating on tf2g

20 bot adds as soon as the page was uploaded.
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>>257786476
Do you ask people you just met on the street for their bank account numbers too?
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>>257781046
The trick is to add people in threads about a specific game. I actually met a lot of cool people from here by adding people to race with in Sonic Racing threads. Just never ever add anyone from a Steam Friends thread because they are just horny neckbeards looking to ERP.
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>>257787820
Or friend collectors who never talk and/or can't hold a conversation.
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>>257782379
>.org
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>>257787225
If I uploaded it the first thing that'd happen would be some fucking jew uploading the book on sadpanda so the faggot could get some 'points' for uploading it then the jap would upload it on all jap p2p as well and the artist would no longer sell any copy of it.
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>>257782484

>you already got my country juden
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>>257775430
I'm biting the bait here but I need to know

What the fuck is it, if not a fighter, is it a racing game? RTS? shooter?
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>>257764112
>clickable link
But doesn't steam warn you whenever you click a link that isn't steam?
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>>257777072
Swedish kids have so many skins in CSGO, its like, you see a twelve year old rocking a 100$ knife.
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>>257783841

Why don't they have the option to disable that warning?
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>>257788030

Hey, fag, it's been 6 fucking months since it was released. It's not going to sell anymore.
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>>257787786
Yo man, why are you acting like such a bitch?
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>>257781840
AND GOODBYE TO ANYONE STANDING IN JOHN CENA'S WAY
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Never forget, bitches and whores.

It was over an enforcer right after the Uber Update, friend who mained spy really wanted one badly so I turned it down. Bros before hoes.
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>>257788602
DLSite is a bit like Steam anon. The older a work is, the more sales it get.
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>>257788602
Unlike ur mom haha lol.
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>>257783819
man, the deag is such a shitty pistol in go
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>>257788478
what am I looking at?
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>>257788783
I sincerely doubt she's really a girl.
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>>257788848
USP-S is best
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>>257788794

What makes you think some Japanese cunt didn't already distribute it and it's not fucking pirated all over shady Chinese websites?
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>>257788478
>so hardcore
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>>257788867
IPs in a torrent swarm. Not sure what it has to do with this thread.
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>>257764986
The hilarious part is that the link filter doesn't even work, since you need to copy+paste the url
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His link wasn't even trying to be subtle.
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>>257788783

>of me
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the ones that surprise me most are that say something about their girlfriend wanting to add the guy they trying to scam

i cant relate because the though of going for used goods hurts my pride as a man (and yeah stealing is bad)

but what does autismfree normalfag think about that? like he would start something with someones girlfriend?
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>>257771363
I'm going to screencap every faggot disconnecting on me from now on.
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>>257789021
If it's already distributed it'd show up on the Japanese p2p network.
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Why do people still do "+rep good trader" as if +rep means anything

if you write -rep the person will just delete it
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>>257777051
They probably check for time played, how many games you have, etc.
For example, say you unbox a 300 dollar knife, but you have 1500 hours playing CSGO, and over 200 games, then it is less likely that you will be sent as many trade requests than a guy with 40 hours that got a lucky uncrate.
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best one that ever happened to me, owning a 200$ dota items has its fun moments
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>>257789115
No it's not you thermobaric boner
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>friend got some gold Dota pet shit
>he is raped every minute of the day by people trying to scam or buy it off him

Shit is sad.
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>>257789847
tell him to enjoy it, make it a hobby, if they impersonate his friends tell him to ask really personal stuff
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>>257789723
>but I like my hook
>I LIKE YOUR MUM AND WHAT
>SORRY
>JUST JOKE
>BITCH
Holy fuck
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>>257782484
>Tchaikovsky as avatar
That guy looks cool.
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>>257789869
Holy fuck
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>>257789869
Lol how stupid can they get
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>>257790028

That's russia for you
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>>257789723
>is now playing dota 2

Lost it
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>>257789069
lel i want that
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>>257790028
what made it even funnier was the delay on the BITCH
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>Be an OXS user
>Phishing and exe programs aren't mac compatible so I can paste in the links and download them at will and nothing happens
>MFW some faggot wants my ugly as fuck hat.
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>>257789723
On one side this looks too fake to believe, but on the other, his nickname is retarded enough for me to believe.
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>>257789723
This guy is hilarious
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>>257777459
My mom got a call once saying that I had been kidnapped. Coincidentally that day I had skipped school because I had a cold or some shit.
She said with a "distressed" tone: "Huey?"
And the guy pretending to be me kidnapped said: "yes mom its me"
And she replied with: "Where are your brothers, Dewey and Louie?"
And they hanged up, shit was hilarious.
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>>257789869
Oh whoops, >>257776761
already posted the same thing.
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Why scam items when you can scam hearts.
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>>257789006
Yeah man, and five seven is bretty gud too, a tad expensive, but damn worth it as a side gun later into the game.
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>>257783793
me to ;_;
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>>257790505
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>>257790505
jesus that person is desperate
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>>257779659
I downloaded it. :^)
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>>257770863
How can you get an account with only a steam name and your email?
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>>257790505
what the fuck
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>>257790505
Can we have some context?
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>>257790505

You're a jerk.
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>>257790505
the hell?
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>>257790505
Are you a girl?
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>>257790505

i like this
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>>257781046
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>>257784928
That reminds me
>playing tf2 with a friend
>he invites his bud in
>First thing he does is look in my inventory
>DUDE, let me get that rose thing for the spy! (i dont remember its name)
>No
>Three days later and hes still bugging me about it
>Fine, but i have a weird obsession with collecting pain trains
>Give me 20 pain trains and ill let you have it
>he buys them
>I look at my item that he wants
>Non-tradeable
>He spent 4 dollars on a fuck ton of pain trains for nothing
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>>257776761
>>257778643
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>>257764123
>mfw when
>my face when when
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>>257790505
Please elaborate and tell us more.
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>>257790505
Backstory pls.
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>>257791230
It's the Black Rose which you got for playing America's Army or some bullshit like that.
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>>257790946
>>257791397
It's your average /v/ Steam friend.

>>257791089
Pffft, ... no
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>>257791230
>20 pain trains
I had 140 or so amputators and 49 strange boston bashers.
That's kiddy tier collecting of shitty items
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>people don't keep their profiles 100% private
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>>257791547
No anon, story time.
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>>257791547
>It's your average /v/ Steam friend.
This is beyond 4chan, this is full Omega, not beta.
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I used to be a hat broker and middle man for a bunch of my friends. They'd tip me every so often and let me skim off the top. Plus I had my own stock. Managed to get a glitched Max Head that was vintage. Thing was a fucking curse. I got non-stop notes from scammers and jews trying to rip me off. So I just sold everything via paypal and quit trading.
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