Who is the best Nintendo girl and why is it Palutena?
I love this game.
My buddy did me a solid and ordered a circle pad pro on his amazon prime account for me.
It's gonna get here today.
I'm pretty stoked for it.
Kid Icarus is fun how it is but boy can it be a pain to find that perfect position to play it in.
MH3u is going to be fucking awesome with the CPP as well.
the circle pad pro only adds left-handed play and nothing else. hope thats what you wantd
this is pretty much my favorite game of all time
mfw bought it new for 17 bucks
best purchase I have made in a while
This game has wanton onscreen genocide, /ss/ out the ass, and at least one character has an AT Field that was meant to destroy dicks everywhere.
I'm not saying it should be rated T or M, but I thought the ESRB was super puritan.
Nintendo has made getting shit past the censors into an art form. Also you can get away with a lot more violence and sex if your game is cartoony. Just compare No More Heroes with Manhunt 2.
>It's Zone of Enders combined with Dynasty Warriors
Ugh those burger voices.
So glad I have grorius nipponese 3DS.
I seem to remember hearing that they were going to do a port of Uprising enhanced for the Wii U. Is that an actual thing, or was that just the result of a fever dream I had almost a year ago?
The thighs in this game are criminal.
Friendly reminder that Palutena is a cruel aloof bitch and is just as capricious and snide as all the other gods. She views Pit as property and routinely derides him and makes fun of his inability to fly. She doesn't care about humans and doesn't care about Pit. Viridi cares more about him than she does.
There really is a lot of violence on that show. Then again, Regular Show is about potheads. I don't know if my kid should be watching that shit, but I also shouldn't have been watching my dad play GTA.
>Other goddesses revive their dead champions all day erry day
>When Hades does it it's bad bcuz souls
How does Palutena revive centurions then? And how did Phosphora come back? That must take an assload of power.
Because it doesn't sell.
I can guarantee KIU would have gotten a lot more sales if they advertised Phosphora, Viridi and Hades beforehand.
It takes a developer with guts and artistic integrity to do stuff like this. People like Sakurai, Kamiya and Kojima. No surprise that they're buddies.
That dialogue about the Lightning Chariot always slays me
>Ugh, what do YOU want, Hades?
>The Lightning Chariot, obviously. It is one slick ride. A veritable goddess magnet, if you will.
>Please. I'm a goddess, and I would never ride in that thing.
>But Pitty here sure likes it.
>Hades: You see this poor child? Her parents are dead. It was an unfortunate accident, if you know what I mean.
>Pit: You mean your murdered them!
>Hades: It was a simple case of distracted chariot driving. I shouldn't have been doing my hair.
A good friend of mine replaced my Aqua 3DS with this bad boy. God i'm loving how comfortable it feels. I picked up KI about 2 years ago and never played it much because the tiny screen made playing the game feel like torture. Now i'm playing KI just about every day.
I feel like that moment never got the hype it deserved
People had speculated endlessly about a new KI game because of Brawl, I remember a lot of threads both here and in other communities.
And then it finally got announced and those were his first words.
And yet people didnt seem to care all that much when it was over.
Best fucking girl.
I wish Amazon Pandora had been a character for longer, her design is perfect and the delivery of "Eat your hearts out ladies" was so sultry and full of character
>Kid Icarus Sequel
>Constant 60FPS and 1080p for WiiU
>Takes place 25 years after Uprising
>Introduces other pantheons, Including Egyptian, Norse and Hindu. Each with their own Champion
>Humanity has abandoned the gods after the events of uprising shook their trust in them.
>Humanity has advanced quickly and is taking the fight to Viridi
>Hades and Medusa are revived by a bunch of humans who wish to pay them tribute
>Most of the first act is Pit and Palutena trying to regain the trust of humanity and try to diffuse the conflict between Humans and Viridi.
>Multiple playable characters.
>Fully Explorable Skyworld
>Seamless integration between land and air battles.
Yes or No?
"Though called Hades's Belly, this strange place is in an entirely different dimension than Hades. So while it shares a link of sorts with the evil god, it seems that destruction inside the belly barely affects Hades himself."
>this song starts playing
Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Nintendo can be extremely creative when they want to be. Its just a shame that their more ambitious and creative efforts are drowned out by the Juggernauts that are Mario and Zelda.
Again today I will go soaring through the sky!
My enemies I'll dish 'em up in a stir-fry!
Gracious Goddess of Light, watches from up above.
At dinnertime I always show the cook some love!
>mfw this dialogue
I love it
>Hades and Medusa are revived by a bunch of humans who wish to pay them tribute
>Die Hades! You don't belong in Skyworld!
>It was not by my hand that I am once again given this dashing physique. I was called here by hyyuuumans, who wished to pay ME tribute
>Tribute? You steal humans' souls, and make Monoeyes out of them!
>Perhaps the same could be said of all gods, Pitty
>No it can't, you're the only god who does this kind of stuff!
>Well, I guess you're right about that. But enough talk (for now), have at you!
>semi famous serie
>last game sold well
>many ideas could work well with it
>would work perfectly on wiiU
>the story writes itself
I want a new KI before this generation ends, possibly on WiiU
What if the Light and Dark Fighters are Palutena's new Army?
It also has to do with a great deal of the Nintendo fanbase having shit taste. I see too many well acclaimed titles, both first and third party, being passed on for stupid reasons and then they start to complain when Nintendo brings more Mario and Zelda and can't get third parties to release their their games on their(home) consoles. Although to be fair, the Wii IS way underpowered for a 8th gen system.
>"Blades are simple and straightforward weapons"
>"Straightforward doesn't have to be bad, though"
>"But it can be boring. Very, very boring"
>"Are we still talking about blades?"
Viridi is such a dirty slut
Could be that Pit finds out that Palutena had thw ability to fix his wings but didn't, whereas the humans offer him an invention/magic item that allows him to fly indefinitely if he joins them.
so, what's the deal with her? is she good like pitto now like or what? that subplot was never fully explained
I assumed she was Magnus lover or something who turned evil
Magnus saying that he's sorry it's come to this seems to indicate so at least
oh and I thought she had died at the end of the battle but I just checked. Apparently not.
Palutena says she and Magnus were part of a group of monster fighting mercenaries but Gaol gave in to the Underworld Army's temptations.
She also mentions that Magnus lost a child to the Underworld Army.
the plot thickens
yeah I never remember specifics like that but I think thats why I told myself they were lovers.
Its pretty cool how rich the backstory of this game can be if you look for it.
>mfw I can't seem to make a good Viridi palm
>Humanity has abandoned the gods after the events of uprising shook their trust in them
Why does everyone want this? Everyone are cheering for Palutena in the ending of KIU. Doesn't make much sense, does it?
>Not wanting to main Phospora.
Not too mention other servants of the many Greek gods that are out there. I'm a bit iffy about mixing it up with ancient mythology (and one of the five world religions, so that's bound to cause some trouble) myself.
I'm curious for example who Poseidon's underlings could be and and what they can make of the other Greek gods or their expies.
Who Skyscraper Club here? Nothing like hurling clusters of buildings at your foes.
I want to squeeze her until the loli goes *pop*.
Not like death means that much in KI.
I doubt we have seen the last of Medusa and Hades.
Also. I still find it weird that gods can die anyway. Kinda expected them to be reborn after a while.
Did it do well enough to get a sequel? Will Nintendo make a sequel even if it didn't? Absolutely fantastic game. If you're on the fence about getting it I'd highly recommend it.
-Fast as fuck action
-Difficulty slider allows you to make the game insanely tough
-Higher difficulty rewards you better weapons
-Nice selection weapon types
-Twisting and turning plot
-Campy and silly humor and characters
-Online play that is still alive
-Nice amount replayabilty down to the shit load of challenges they threw in
Once you adjust to the controls it's a great game.
>Ali Hillis isn't Palutena in kerfuffle
At least Antony is still Pit
what are the better weapons? the ones you collect or you buy?
I can't join right now, I'm in the work (this shitplace doesn't have wifi anyway). But I'll give mah code, and join when I'm available
he left HAL because he was tired of making kirby sequels, and nintendo pretty much forces him to make smash. he said melee was going to be the last one, then he said the same thing about brawl.