GAMESTOP STORIES THREAD

>>257711492
IIT:we post stories we just made up

This can't be real. kek

We need a Gamestop creepypasta.

>>257711492
>and then i woke up

>be me
>go to gamestop
>stop being me
>Die
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>257711791
>I opened the door
>I got on the floor
>everyone was a skeleton

>>257711668
>>257711740

well to be fair, I gave a little more explanation as to why I liked FF13. So the conversation had about 60 seconds of me defending hallway simulator 1 while she looked at me annoyed.

They gave me a fake euro coin, which I used this morning to buy something.
The circle continues.

>>257711492
>"you know, you probably wont like this game. It's really similar to FFX-2. You're just -Lightning- the whole time, and you change skimpy outfits constantly."
>Oh shit, I didn't know that! Then I'll also take this controller cleaning kit.

>enjoy your game!
>you too!

When i realized what I had done I walked out as fast as I could.

>>257712043
>defending hallway simulator 1

>Walk into GameStop
>Looking for gifts for a friend
>See that Deus Ex: Human Revolution and Red Dead Redemption are both $20 each.
>Grab both, take them to the counter
>Cashier says, "Did you find everything alright?"
>"Yep."
>Pay for my stuff and leave.
Goddamn GameStop, dude.

>>257712304
>Hating hallways
What kind of fag are you.

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>>257712037
HOLY SHIT PUT A TRIGGER WARNING ON THAT YOU ASSHOLE

>go into gamestop
>look around
>nothing here I want
>leave
FUCKING GAMESTOP

fuck off

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It's been years since I last saw an EB Games without a sale on

CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE WAS $80 NOW $60 CRAZY BARGAINS

>>257712331
I've never got this kind of courteous treatment.
They always assault me with a barrage of
>"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PREORDER THIS"
>"ARE THERE ANY PERIIIIIPHERERAAALLSS THAT YOU NEED"
>"HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEXT GEN CONSOLES, THEYRE RIGHT OVER THERE, FEEL FREE TO TRY ONE OUT"
>"WII GAMES FOR UNDER TEN DOLLARS CHECK THIS BIN BEFORE YOU CHECKOUT"

How fucking autistic are you guys. You just go in, buy your fucking game and leave. This shit never happens

>around the time of Dark Souls 2 release
>have a preorder for the collector's edition
>go in to collect the game
>new girl at the counter
>asks for my phone number to confirm the preorder
>she gets it wrong, ends up having to ask for it 3 times
>she finds the preorder and goes to get the game
>except she can't find it, anywhere
>after a minute of searching, she asks the other guy at the counter if he knows where it is
>he points past her to where the massive box is sitting on the groun
>pay for the game
>she asks if I want to sign up for the rewards card
>think she must be new, so figure I'll sign up to give her the bonus of signing people up
>fails twice at getting my phone number right, again
>give her my e-mail, she gives me the rewards card, and I walk out after a good 5-10 minutes
>go home and look at receipt
>she spelled the e-mail wrong
Hahaha, women.

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>go to midnight launch of cataclysm I know, I know
>go to the counter
>"New Vegas please"
>cashier starts ringing it up
>"N-no, it was a joke... because the world of warcraft thing... haha..."
>"Oh, ok".
>mfw
I swear I'm not usually this bad

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>walk into GameStop
>get treated like a fucking God
>friends with everybody
>always get to wait inside and get moved to the front of the line at midnight launches

These are all paid off in full, by the way.
This isn't even everything, I also have Destiny Ghost Edition pre-ordered online (couldn't nab one in store), Dragon Age CE (gamestop.com exclusive), Tetrarhytem CE (SE online store exclusive), have a few other miscellaneous things pre-ordered on the website, and a few things on Steam/Origin

>>257713023
Hahaha, dyslexia.

>walk into gamestop
>take out phone
>order game from amazon for cheaper and with my 2 day amazon prime shipping
>walk out with game

>>257713049
Reminds me of this one time
>me and two friends are out drinking one night
>same night as the Black Ops release
>wrecked drunk, we decide to go to the Gamestop which is completely empty
>Don't Stop Me Now is playing on the radio
>me and one friend do laps around the display shelves shouting along to the song
>the other friend goes up to the counter and asks if he can buy Just Dance 2 on Wii
>we get thrown out
FUCKING GAMESTOP

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>>257713314
having fun with that virginity?

>>257713314
God damn that's some shit taste right there

>>257713462
i have a similar one
>with my girlfriend, drinking
>we live less than a mile away and it's only 8pm
>decide to walk to the stripmall, only 1 pee break on the way
>get to gamestop
>girlfriend walks in door, immediately throws up on carpet
>I cant stop laughing
>we immediately turn around and walk out
mfw no one even said anything to us

FUCKIN GAMESTERP

>>257713706
Well that's an alternative to dropping your spaghetti I guess

>>257711492
>Get mad when a Gamestop employee calls out your shit taste

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>go into Gamestop
>nobody else in there
>chill dude working the counter
>tell him I'm here to pre-order the White PS4 Destiny bunduru
>we have a good laugh
>hands me my receipt and lets me know that I can win $100 by filling out a survey and letting his boss know how well he did
>tell him I'll definitely do that and wish him a good day

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>257713972
>implying I don't bond with my little paraplegic sister through a medium/game she enjoys watching
close, but nope

Protip: If an employee is hard-selling you with pre-orders, magazine subscriptions etc. It's because they're either trying to hit the monthly bonus for the store so everybody gets an extra $50+ each, or they're behind on their targets for the month.

If they're courteous and leave you alone, they're well ahead and can just sell what you want.

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>>257713314
Oh hey, you're that tripfriend with the God-tier battlestation.

I saved that image and use it regularly to show that Idort is the best life.

>>257714067
>tell him I'm here to pre-order the White PS4 Destiny bunduru
>he laughs at you

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>>257714184
>family guy
>consoles
lel

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>>257714217
>he says "Da brack friday bunduru"
>we both get the joke
>we both laugh together

>>257714295
I think it's American Dad, but whatever, when you have a set-up that nice you can watch whatever you damn well please.

>>257711492
we don't have gamestop here in .au. EB games is close enough to it.

> me walks into EB games
> looking for new warez..
> prices way too high.. even for pre-owned crap.
> spent a half hour going through discs
> walk to counter..
> neckbeards.gif
> some 12yo kid asking if he can work then
> EB Games: NO.
> Kid: Why?
> EB Games: This store will destroy your soul. Run, run quickly as you can! Once you start working here you can never leave! ;)
> yep. he winked at the kid.
> Kid: LOL. Fuck off, faggot. Dad! This guy is creepy.
> yeah, very creepy.

>>257714306
>he doesn't get it
>you tell him what its from
>"oh... that's funny, I guess... Have a good day..."

>>257714670
One time I dropped the spaghetti so hard. I ended up shaking the clerk's hand after the transaction.

>>257714670
Not everybody is as socially stunted as you. Everybody has seen the South Park episode.

>>257711492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWic5xp5vHk

>walk into gamestop
>take out Xenoblade Chronicles
>they're selling it for $90
>call out their bullshit
>rinse and repeat until it goes down to $40
>buy it then, giving them a hard time about how they have the same 3 copies from when they first got it, and made no money.

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>>257713437
This. I still don't get why people buy their games at gamestop when its cheaper almost everywhere.
Especially on amazon.

>>257714129

here's my experience with pushy sales freaks:
> hey, wanna subscribie to.. interested in pre-ordering (whatever>

No. not interested.

> but it's a great price for wh..

Look, No. I'm not intertested.

> *hrmph* well i'm just trying to do my job you know. :/

*mega faceplam*

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>>257715307
>*mega faceplam*

>>257715307
Wow Epic Story Bro it was really funny XD

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>Browsing at Gamestop a few weeks before Metal Gear Rising comes out
>Some kid and his dad are looking at a poster for the game
>Dad says "So they're making another one of those Metal Gears games, huh? Guess you play as a girl this time?"

>>257715268
I don't know how they survive and pay their rent and employees.. oh wait.. i know how they do it..

> OVER priced software
> the end.
:D

>>257715432
YES CHEF

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>>257715432
>Guess you play as a girl this time?
10/10 dad

>>257711492
>Walk into EB Games
>Grab a $30 Nintendo eShop card
>Take it to the counter
>"Hey mate, how's it going?"
>"Pretty good! And you?"
>"Not too bad, mate. That'll be $30"
>Hand over my money
>Talk about the eShop, he gives me some good recommendations
>Cashier hands me my purchase
>"Thanks mate, have a good day."
>"You too, see ya."
>Leave, content with my purchase

>>257715420
LOL. oops. xD

>>257714295
>Being jelly as fuck
Okay

>>257715458
Why would you give that piece of shit company your money in the first place?

>>257715630
they had some very cheap games I was after .. and I was very high at the time

>>257715625
Jelly of what? Hell, his computer only has one monitor, and it's pretty small.

>Pick up Monster Hunter 3U 3DS
>$30 or something like that
>cashier tells me it's on sale in the eshop for $20
>buy a card instead
Fucking gamestop

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>>257715734

>i was sooo stoned

I bet you're really interesting

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>>257715751
Based

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>>257715740
>Is an idort
>Huge ass TV
>Sweet ass specs
>Has most consoles and a a lot of games for them
>B-but he only has one m-monitor 0/10 shit tier.
Okay

>>257714919
i just bought xenoblade for 40 the other day at gamestop

>>257715910

Is that from that WarioWare DIY game? Some of those comics were pretty good.

>>257715910
I'd rather just have a pc with two monitors than a pc with one and all consoles.

>Going to Gamestop to waste your money on a turd like FF13-3 because you "might as well"
>Make fun of someone trying to make a living
Stopped reading about 5 lines in. You're a real piece of shit. Get hit by a car. Really.

>>257714127
She has shit taste.

It can sound made up, but that fucker at the local gamestop is the best guy ever.
Makes me want to go there just to hear him whine about nerds.
>go to gamestop to buy DW8XL
>get the box and head for the counter
>before me there's this guy, greasy hair, shit clothes and geox shoes with a dragon on them
>just has a steam card and another pc game
>his turn
>see this new employee, he's bald and he looks angry as fuck. always.
>he takes the guy things, and give him the price
>the guys puts a 50 yuros bill on the counter
>"do you have any coins?"
>"no"
>the bald guy starts whining about how he should've asked his mom for some pocket change, and proceeds to say that nerds should work in the camps instead of living in the videogame world
>the guy goes away looking at the floor
>my turn
>give him the box, he goes to search a new one
>comes back and says me "There's just this one, i have no new copies."
>"Eh it's alright for me"
>"Good, because there are retards who want their games to be packed up, like they don't even open them when they want to play them. Fucking retards, they should get real jobs."
>pay and go away
>everytime i go to gamestop now he's there, whining and bitching about everything

>>257715751
Is it still on the e-shop for $20?

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>>257715968
That's One Punch Man

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>at the mall with friend
>havin' fun
>makin' fun of hipsters at starbucks
>friend says he wants to go to gamestop
>why?
>"I'm afraid they'll cancel my collector edition pre-orders if I don't pay money every week."
>"Dude, that's not how that shit works. You can literally pre-order shit the minute it becomes available to pre-order and not pay it off 'til it launches, and they're obligated to make sure you get it as long as you pay, retard."
>"I-I d-don't want to t-take that chance, anon."
>sigh. "Fine."
>we go into mall gamestop
>it's busy as fuck
>never seen it this busy
>recognize guy behind the counter since we've been there a few times before for this exact same fucking reason we're in here now
>obnoxious screaming kids all over the store
>"Mommy I want this game!"
>"No."
>repeat ad infinitum.
>check out used PS3 games
>100% spoiled by Steam sales
>$20 still too expensive for console games, fuck that noise
>check on friend
>still standing in line while neckbeard trades in his entire 360 collection
>single employee frazzled, feel bad for the guy, know that shit far too well from when i worked retail
>finally, thirty minutes later
>not sure how i've been able to keep myself occupied and sane for thirty whole minutes
>friend done paying his weekly $5 on Tales of Xillia 2 Collector's Edition
>rush of endorphins signify this shit is over
>cannot get out of that hell hole faster
>give my friend the stink eye all fuckin' day after that

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>257713023
Bro, probably she had dyslexia.

>>257716085
No, but now it's on sale at Gamestop for $20
Funny how that works...

>>257715989

Why does a second monitor make that big a difference? I had two for a while and the second one was just there to keep a music player open.

>>257715846
more interesting than your straight edge ass.

>>257716071
he probably shitposts here

>walk into EB Games
>pick up Atelier Totori and Neptunia
>bro cashier rings me up and doesn't bug me about preorders
>walk out
EB Games is owned by gamestop, but they're so much fucking better. I don't know why the EB Games here is so dead.

>>257716240
4chan on one monitor, vidya on the other

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>pop down to CEX
>nab a copy of MGS: GZ off the shelf
>take it to the cashier
>"Awright mate, that'll be 20 bob"
>"Just so yous know, it's a bit shorter than most people expect unless yer planning on doing all the side missions and guff"
>"I know guv, bloody well love the Metal Gear games, just buyin' it to get excited for the new one ain't I?"
>"Ah proper good, hope you enjoy it mate, feel free to trade it in when you finish if you fancy!"
>"Might do mate, have a good one?"
You yanks sure do have it rubbish, don't you?

>tfw I just started working at a FUCKING GAMESTOP
I fucking hate dealing with actual autists. Them and middle age suburban women are the fucking worst.

>>257711492
non-gmestep cringe story for you

>new job
>ask customer if they want to see the deserts menu after they finish their starters

I want to die

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>>257715968
No, it's One punch man. A manga by ONE drawn by Murata. It's pretty freaking good actually.
The art quality wipes the floor with most if not all mangakas.
>>257715989
Then you are a jelly idiot who can't find anything wrong with his set up except for the fact he only has 1 monitor which doesn't really make a difference to begin with.

>>257711492

Heh.

Took me a second since Hanako and Nanako are kinda similar and I forgot who Hanako was.

I once had to wait in line for an employee to describe how violent Skyrim was to a middle-aged mother.
He went overboard, focusing on the bloody parts. She ended up not buying it.
These men and women are doing God's work

>>257716253

>He doesn't brag about being on the wacky weed to 4chan people! He must be straight edge

Nigga it's because I'm not an infant

>>257716253
Somehow, I doubt that.

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>go to Game (UK)
>fancy buying a few of the latest PC games
>go over to their PC shelves
>only a few simulator games and shovelware puzzle trash games
>go up to the counter to complain
>fat guy behind the counter, looks like he browses /r9k/ in his spare time, although i obviously don't mention this
>"excuse me, i was wondering-"
>"WHAT?"
>after a few seconds he breaks down into tears
>"whoah, i'm sorry, man"
>"no, you don't GET it. this isn't where i want to be in my life. i had a good job before i came to this shithole"
>other customers have noticed and are looking at both of us
>one of the other workers is giving me the evil eye
>"where did you work before you came here?" i ask
>"you really wanna know?"
>people outside the shop are looking in now
>just want to get this over and done with
>"yes..."
>"well, i lived in london, instead of this stink heap of a town...i was self employed...and...i was....i...."
>"yes, you were what?"
>"i was JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL"
>mfw

>>257716332
Can't you tab out of the games? I literally doing that right now....

>>257716698
Sure or you could NOT alt tab and just look slightly to your right while still playing the game

>>257716363
Speak English, you dumb faggot

>>257714394

It's both, you can see Stan in the first picture, then Peter in the third.

Yes, I used to watch them

>>257716762
Both actions take minimal effort and your argument is silly. Please stop anonymous, everyone knows you were jelly as fuck.

>>257716691
in this some new meme or is it only oldfags will get this

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>be casual shmup player
>see pic related on shelf
>little nervous about buying it in public
>do my best to keep my cool in front of the Generic Dude manning the counter
>"Oh I hear this is a pretty tough shooter, just gimme one sec I gotta get something from the back"
>he returns and with a straight face hands me a pillow case
>I say "the hell is this?"
>"Oh its the special edition it comes with that"
>proceeds to ring me up and I leave.

No rude tone-of-voice, quips, or snickering behind my back. Guy probably had to exercise a ridiculous amount of willpower.

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>>257711492
>go into town to run some errands
>get bored afterwards, decide to head into gamestop
>cashier greets me with a "welcome to gamestop" the usual
>browse all the sections because idort master race
>pick up a couple games that pique my interest and take them up to the counter
>rings me up and i pay
>asks if I want to preorder anything
>there's no bonus content for upcoming games i want, so i decline
>we chat a little while about games in general, dude's actually pretty bro and has good taste
>i pick up my games, tell him it's getting kinda late, say my goodbyes and leave
>go home and play my vidya

I'll never understand these threads.

>>257716383
My friend worked at gamestop this summer.
Shit was pretty cash, he just checked out games and snagged free shit for us bros.
I'd never work there but he made the best of it.

>>257716948

Holy shit that has been sitting on the shelf of my local gamestop for at least 3 years.

>>257716947
Neither, son.
He's just an idiot.

>>257716071
I bet he's on /v/ right now.

>>257716948
Or more likely since he commented on the difficulty and offered you the special edition, he plays the fucking game you paranoid idiot.

No normalfag employee would remember Otomedius has a special edition and offer it to somebody.

>>257717050
Buy it
You know you want the Daki

>>257716698
>>257716869
Some games don't like being alt tabbed out of and crash
example: Killing Floor

2 monitors really shine for video editing though, hard to edit stuff on one monitor

>>257717124

Man I had second thoughts about buying Akai Katana on the name alone.

>>257716948
>>257717050
I picked it up after hearing it was a decent Gradius, I put up with the shitty art Waifu crap cause it was pretty good.
still have my copy

>>257716812

But

they are english

and they speak english

you're american and you speak american

not english

>>257716812
He is...
What you want is him to speak American.

>>257717043
Other than having to know your shit about niche weeb games, which I am a weeb, so it's not a big deal, it's basically just a retail job where you do what you can to pass the time. I don't even have to push pre-orders. Only trade-ins.

>>257716546
>>257716630
niggas gettin troll'd

>>257717270
Not american son, they speak FREEDOM.

>>257717171
>Some games don't like being alt tabbed out of and crash
>example: Killing Floor
Okay, why would you tab out during an online match though? Why would you even stop paying attention while you are playing killing floor?
>2 monitors really shine for video editing though, hard to edit stuff on one monitor
Okay but that has nothing to do with videogames.

>>257714184
holy shit man that carpet seems shitty change that shit man the rest of the room is pretty cul
especially the Vikings sticker

>>257717334
He knows about Niche weeb games but my bro hates them.
His last day at work was about a week ago.
I remember he got pissed cause everyone was coming in asking for that under night and birth fighter but no one would buy it.
Told me he had at least 4 different people come in within the hour ask for it and leave.

>>257717270
>>257717314
>They think the brits invented English
Nigga we all know America is God's own country, and English is God's own language, so it follows that English is made in the US of A.
Why don't you just keep speaking french or whatever the fuck you did before America gave you a decent language to shit all over?

>>257717456
Why would you tab out of a single player game? You might miss some dialogue. Why are you defending this guy so hard for not having 2 monitors? It's objectively better.

>>257716691
It's ok, I watched arthur too.

>>257717106
I can never tell with people sometimes!
Especially when anticipating the notoriously bad customer service of GameStop employees.

>>257716973
Same here, bro. The Gamestop where I am is pretty nice, too. The employees enjoy talking about vidya games, and are very helpful.
... Maybe we just lucked out.

>>257717645
sounds like autism, son.

>>257717614
Holy shit this has to be bait, someone couldn't be so autistic to not understand English came from England.

>Go to get Resident Evil: Revelations the day it comes out
>Go to the cashier and ask for a new copy
>"Whoa..you're lucky! We only had one last one in stock..you should pre-order more often just in case!"
>Holyshitthatwasclose.webm
>Go to walk out as another kid walks up to the cashier and asks the same question I did
>"Oooh, you're lucky..have the last copy in stock..should pre-order more often in case!"
>fucking Gamestop.

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>Go to local CEX
>See some normalfags browsing the PS2 games
>Say they're looking for Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 to one another
>See it in front of me
>Pick it up and give it to them
>"Oh shit, thanks mate"
>He goes back to browsing the games
>"Hmm, now where is Final Fantasy 10"
>See it again and give it to him
>"Oh man, you're a legend"
>He goes to buy the games
>I go back to browsing them
>He then rushes back to find another game
>"Shit dude, do you know where Resident Evil 4 is?
>"Uhhh"
>Glance at the PS2 games again
>See it in about a second
>"Here"
>Hand him over the game
>He then does an eccentric kiss on my cheek and then goes off
>"Thanks man"
>Be kinda confused at the whole situation and assume it was a joke.

He was joking right /v/?

>>257717614
[FREEDOM INTENSIFIES]


>>257717738
They're called jokes, anon.

>>257717738
>not speaking american

Get the fuck outta here, champ.

>>257717738
>British damage control
#Getreckred #Eurofags

>>257711492
>walk into gamestop with a friend
>browsan vidya
>notice grill behind the counter
>"oh I think she just checked you out, Anon. go talk to her
>2qt4me
>grab a hand full of games for conversation sake
>shyly walk up to qt
>"w-which one of t-these would y-you recommend?"
>qt smiles, she can tell I'm nervous
>talks me through the games
>she actually knows her shit
>talking about vidya for the next few minutes
>finally
>"h-hey, h-have you ever played the Mother series?"
>"No"
>1508B61

>>257717630
>Why would you tab out of a single player game? You might miss some dialogue.
Are you an idiot? There's a thing called pausing in most if not all single player games.
>Why are you defending this guy so hard for not having 2 monitors?
I am not. I'm just calling out an Anon for being jelly as fuck and salty as hell for not having that set up himself.
>It's objectively better.
It is but that alone doesn't make the rest of his set up any less invalid. So you can cry MUH 2 MONITORS all you want, in the end he has the things that Anon never will.

>>257717807
I think you pulled, m8

>>257717630
>Why are you defending this guy so hard for not having 2 monitors? It's objectively better.
This. Fuck, monitors aren't even that expensive. I don't even think I could go back to single monitors now.

>>257717738
There are these things called jokes. You might not understand them since you have aspergers.

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>>257717881
>1508B61

>>257717915
I'm not the same guy, I didn't know where this discussion originated. Sorry. Anyways I was merely mocking you for saying you can't tab out if a multiplayer game with the singleplayer comment.

>>257717717
You don't even know!!

I grew up in a world where anime like Sailor Moon and Pokemon was THE DEVIL.

>>257711492
>Go to Usenet
>Download game I want
>Run setup in a VM to check for any botnet shit
>It's clean
>Install game
>Play game
It's that easy.

>>257718063
>Anyways I was merely mocking you for saying you can't tab out if a multiplayer
I don't remember saying you can't tab out of multiplayer games. I said you shouldn't, specially in games as intense as Killing floor.

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>>257717881
>mfw I had a similar experience
grill behind counter turned out to be a lesbian. I saw her and her girlfriend buying beer at a local gas station. I said hi, and invited them over to drink that night with a few other friends. We played Mario Kart 8. We all got along and they got super touchy after awhile and then left. One of the other female friends that came over talked me through how dating a lezzy/former lezzy is not a good idea, and it wouldnt work out.

>>257718276
There's down times in between every round and even after those are over there is still a lot of time before shit hits the fan. After buying your shit, there's at least a good 40 seconds of wait around with your dick in your hand time.

>>257718425
>>257718276
ALSO, if you have 2 monitors, you can view when the round is beginning with out having to guess. You can even check something else safely; the game is right there

>>257718425
Do you play HoE? If you do please don't. Ever again.
My squat has died so many times because of that one retard who was AFK during prep time.

>Walk into Game Stop
>Dude behind the counter greets me, chick behind counter says nothing
>Wander for a bit, grab game on the cheap
>Go up to counter to buy game
>Dude running the register
>Ask for pre-order of Akiba's Trip
>Oh yeah, sure...PS3, right?
>Chew the fat, talk about thousands of points on my card
>"Yeah, but something odd happened, and even though I have the points the site says my card # is invalid"
>Pulls out a tablet, lets me log in to show
>...no idea what password is
>Reset the password, go to my email to complete reset
>"Oh hey, I have some emails from my doctor in here!"
>Girl behind counter: "Well, at least you're not dying or anything."
>Me: "Nah, probably has something to do with my appointment with hemotology they won't talk to me about over the phone."
Awkward Silence
>Get password fixed, log-in. Guy behind counter makes a few phone calls, everything is sorted out.
>Thanks man...oh, can I pre-order Hyrule >Warriors while I'm at it?
>No problem man, your total is $9001
>Thanks man, see ya next week for Xillia 2!
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>257718558
>2014
>not fapping to CS:GO porn inbetween CS:GO matches
it's like they don't even enjoy a healthy challenge while talking to the friendly online community

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>>257716812
>>257717395
>>257717614
>>257717853

>>257718608
Yes, I only play with people in mumble though. Just end the round near the shop doofus, takes like 12 seconds to get positioned, and if we were repositioning, I would see it on my first monitor

>>257712568
ALL
THE
FUCKING
TIME

>>257717881
kek'd

>>257717997
>jokes on 4chan
You're joking right

>>257718756
Alright.
>>257718839
Yes.

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Having two monitors is just comfier.

>>257716130
>100% spoiled by Steam sales

I know that feeling man

I just can't bring myself to buy anything over 20 bucks unless I know I REALLY want it

>>257716363
Same shit happened to me, except he was morbidly obese and tried to talk me out of buying it for about 10 minutes.

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>>257711492
>mfw the employees in gamestop never do similar shit in my country

>>257718904
It's also a waste but whatever everyone's entitled to their opinions

>>257718865
I'm also the sniper of the group so I don't have to think, just aim.

>>257716363
Always hilarious that the English cannot properly speak English.

And their accents are horrible for their own pronunciation rules.

>go to gamestop to pick up wii u mk8 bundle
>grill working the counter
>'getting a wii u, are we?'
>tell her its for my little sister
>'haha, it's okay anon I have a wiiu, too
>little sister walks in the store and makes a big fuss about how she's finally getting a wii u
>grill stays quiet and rings me up

That's my gamestop story. Was pretty funny now that I actually stopped to think about it, her face was priceless

>>257719128
For real?

>this does not please jabba.jpg
i had a chuckle from this

>>257716698
It's more for just work stuff
I use blender and photoshop and shit a lot, and it is really fucking nice to have more space to work with

>>257719073
>a waste
Of what?

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>>257718904
my nigga

>>257719274
Money, what else.

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>>257719128
10/10

>>257719128
how much younger sister? And you're a better brother than I buying her things that actually cost real money

>>257719337
I just use an old trow-away 4:3 monitor for my secondary, and what used to be my TV as my primary.

>>257719457
>input lag

lamo

>>257719408
She is 14, 10 years younger than me. She was pestering me for awhile for it and she had good grades this year so why not

>>257719337
Not that guy, but dual monitors just makes everything comfier. Money isn't an issue for me. I have a job.

>>257719537
<for my secondary

>>257713023
>She got the email wrong

I know for a fact that they make you review your info on the credit card thing. It's really your fault

I went and picked up my Yakuza Dead Souls preorder (first mistake), my taste in games leans slightly to Japanese games I guess. Knowing this he smiles at me and says "you sure like those weird Japan games don't you? We have this really weird one coming soon called Resident Evil 6, its pretty obscure wanna try it?"

>>257719576
>Buying a 14 year old girl anything
I hope you're ready to fuck her, because it will happen whether you like it or not

>>257719293
Reddit/10

>>257719626
>>257719457
Whatever floats your boat guys, hope you still enjoy it.

>>257711492
>not asking for her manager
>not telling the manager that you didnt come here to be insulted
>not telling the manager you'll buy from amazon from now on
>making up stories in the first place
>my mfw when

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>Be English
>Go into GAME
>Find game I want
>Go to counter
>Bloke/Gal scans game
>Hand them my reward card
>Hand them money
>"Would you like a bag?"
"Yes"
>Get game
>Leave

Why do Americans have so much trouble with this?

>>257719790
>not reading high quality subreddits
downvoted

this was a long time ago
>guy a wow time card
>cashier ask me if i want to preorder a game
>says no
>keeps on going on with it
>you get this and that
>keeps on saying no
>stupid reason friend says do it
>finally pay for and walk away

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>Walk into GAME, just browsing.
>Employee walks up to me.
>"Excuse me, do you need an-"
>I burst out with "HIIIIIIIII".
>Immediately walk out after.

I can't leave my house without causing a spaghetti junction.

>>257719852
>Would you like a bag
This question... yes obviously I would like a bag. Why do they ask this? I honestly think they ask it to make interactions with awkward-seeming customers a little easier

>>257720069
They ask because some people dont want bags to save the environment, also in case you already have a bag, also because I clearly already had a backpack on

>>257718904
Is majikoi translated?

>>257719337

My second monitor is an old CRT that was gonna get trashed but I saved it. No money spent on it and it works perfectly since I just use it to keep browsers and stuff open on the side.

A decent, new monitor doesn't even cost that much. If you don't buy your games at gamestop for full price you'll easily save up the money for an extra monitor in a year.

>Pick a game
>Bring it to counter
>Do you want Game Protection?
>o-ok
>Do you want to pro-order a game?
>I don't know
>We have A,B and C available for pre-order
>B t-thanks
>Leave

>walk up to gamestop
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>257717881
We have a winner for the >GAMESTOP cup.

> Buy Okami pre owned for wii
> controls are shit. Port from ps2.
> return the game within 7 days for a refund.
> Guy gets me to renew my membership and pre order smash
> I buy pikmin 3
> leave
I mean, I do use the membership enough, and I was going to buy Smash anyways, but the guy played me like a fucking fiddle.

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>English
>Walk into GAME
>Have a look around out of pure boredom
>Decide to buy a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards and a £20 Steam card
>Cashier notices the cards and suddenyl starts chatting about Card games
>He's a total bro and has an incredible beard
>Asks if I want to preorder anything
>Ask to preorder Monster Hunt 4 for 3DS
>Tell him I usually game on PC
>He asks some PC building advice and recommends I apply for a job as they're hiring
>Say thanks, hand in my CV and walk out.

Why are English gaming stores so much more pleasant that American stores?

>walk into a literally who game store in Canada
>kid is talking shit to his friends about a broken PS1
>"i know exactly what's wrong with it, i'm an expert at fixing these things i do it all the time bla bla bla"
>guy at the counter: "actually the only thing wrong with it is that I haven't put the lid back on it"
>so good to see spaghetti fly out of someone else's pockets for once

>>257714613

lmao that kid was a faggot for not sucking the guys dick you must be in a shitty part of canada

>>257711492
>go to gamestop
>want to buy a game
>pretty decent qt gril behind the counter
>manage to confidently order the game in question without stuttering or sounding awkward
>pay
>she asks me if I want to preorder something, knowing full well I'll say know
>smiles at me as I leave

fucking gamestop

>>257712043
Why the fuck would you ever get into a conversation with someone working at the checkout?

The correct response to any question is "just ring it up."

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>>257718904
Then you plug in a 3rd and find you still have a use for its screenspace.

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>Enter Gamestop
>Its raining
>Shirt is see though
>Look to my left
>Laser cheese

FUCKING GAMESTOP

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>>257712704
>do you think they have a sale on

>Walk into gamestop
>Browse the floor
>Can't find shit
>No good games
>Fuckit.jpg
>Corner of my eye
>See Mayro and Loogee sleep team
>heard anon's saying its good
>pick it up
>go to counter
>sweaty neckbeard breathes heavily
>That'll be 40 Dooroos anon
>Fork my cash
>Walk out
Eh,an alright day at gamestop

>>257715534

Bullshit, That's not how it went down at all.

I said "G'day Champ", not "mate".
I never say "mate". "mate" is a bullshit term coined by retailers who're looking to swoon a buck from you.
I also asked what you were thinkin' bout getting before I gave you a recommendation.

I also scanned your EB World card, so I'm going to call you on this next time I see you.
Not in a hostile or negative way, but I'll be sure to call you a cheeky scrublord.

>>257719660
I know for a fact that they don't because I've had them spell my email wrong twice.

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>>257717881
>>257720537

>>257720696
because I've worked retail and I'm not a flaming cunt. You sound like a charming individual.

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>get a stack of ps3 games that is mostly meh games
>plan on turning them in
>gamestop planning to offer more cash for trade ins
>have pro member card so more trade in bonus
>have coupon that'll increase the value even more
>it'll still probably total to 10$

>go to gamestop
> preorder luigis mansion for 3ds
> guy says sure thing and rings me up and says hold on a sec
> lolwut.jpg
>He goes into the back and brings me out a luigi hat that they got for year of luigi
> says they had extra
> thank him, pay and leave
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>257720580
GAME stores are a mixed bad. The one where I used to live was a complete shithole; the employees were all those weird hybrid sportsfag-betas that only seem to exist in the north. The kind that wear tracksuit pants and polo shirts but don't look quite close enough to heroin addicts or have enough kids to qualify as chavs.
>walk into GAME
>look around preowned shelf for nice bargains
>pick up some shovelware shit that looks like it might provide an hour or two of entertainment for £4
>go to cashier desk
>nobody there
>entire staff is huddled around cardboard cut-out of the guy from a Call of Duty cover
>ask them if they've got a minute
>'yea sure bruv be right wiv you'
>wait five minutes
>leave
Complete shithole, how they didn't all get fired I'll never know.

The guys that work in the one near me are all chill though. There's a qt student grill who likes to talk about Mario Kart. Manager is a turboslut though, knows nothing about vidya. Probably only got hired because 'muh gender equality'.

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>At gamestop with friends looking at their shit collection
>Customer trying to find game to buy, starts talking to employee about what might be good
>Customer asks about resident evil 5 "Is this any good?"
>"Well.... it sold well."
>mfw

I could tell the employee didn't think it was good, but anything to get that sale I guess.

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>waiting for 3ds sales
>sticker star goes on sale for 10$

OUT OF ALL THE GAMES

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>walk into game stop
>Look at demo game on display. Looks interesting.
>Look at the controller.
>filthy
>leave and walk across the lot to resturant across the lot, I just need a bunch of wet napkin packs pleas
>uhh ok.
>leave with about 12 packets and some napkins
>back to game stop clean that fucking controller off.
You should have seen the shit I wiped off that thing
>dispose of wets and dry with napkins
>some kids mom and employee see me do this.
>they give me the nod
>I am a fucking saint.

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>>257711492
>just finished failing summer final exam
>decide to finally commit to killing myself
>go to gamestop and pick up a copy of FF13-3 in the bargain bin to convince myself (inb4 waifu shit, I played the other two, might as well)
>girl at the counter
>get game from shelf, bring it to counter
>she smirks, trying not to laugh
>laughing_girls.jpg
>"you know, you probably won't like this game. It's the same trash game in the series as ever"
>"I played the other two and I liked them"
>still smirking (bitch, you're making me uncomfortable) "Oh ahah, okay I get it"
>at this point im just a little scared but i let it roll off since im gonna convince myself shes a retail pariah
>"Along with your purchase would you also by any chance want to purchase Hyrule Warriors for the Wii U coming this year on September 26? Gamestop features a download code for an exclusive DLC costume pack."
>I stare at the ground
>"no....."
>"There's also Bayonetta 2 coming out this October"
>"...n-no....please just give me my game"
>I decide i'm about to cry
>"s-so Katie(Look how smug and tough I am) w-what are y"
>I leave with my face visibly red
>i didnt look back

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>257721073
I work there nigger, you can't even argue this. You have to go through three screens on the pin pad

can we email you

Confirm your information

Are you over the age of 13

It's not the employees fault you just mindlessly clicked before reading it. Didn't your parents ever tell you how important it is to read things before signing them?

>>257712037
spoopy

>>257716948
Fuck you, doc.

>>257721063
>browse the floor

next time try looking on the shelves

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>>257717194
>cause it was pretty good

>suddenly flashback into years ago
>I almost bought the LE
>didn't because I heard it wasn't good
Shit

>>257711492
>go to gamestop
>buy game
>say thanks to the clerk
>leave the store
I don't actually go to stores so this was a fake greentext

>>257721582
>Probably only got hired because 'muh gender equality'.
Or maybe she got the job because she has management experience in the retail sector.

I'm going with that rather than "OMG SJW PLOT"

>>257721695
God's work, anon.
Too bad you looked like a massive autist doing it.

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>>257719073
>What about three monitors?

>>257721752
>shitty gamestop card
>important

>Go to Gamestop
>Trade in a 3DS game for New Leaf
>Clerk is nice and we have small talk about Animal Crossing
>Take game and leave

FUCKING GAMESTOP

I wish I had interesting stories to tell

>>257722340
op's story was fake, why didn't you make one up yourself though?

>>257722261
fuk i'm retarded i didn't mean to quote that

>>257722242
Do you have any idea where we are?

>>257722074
You are living on the edge, anon. Dangerous.

>>257722417
I-I wouldn't lie on the internet, anon.

>>257721729
OP here, I actually do have a story about when a different clerk made me uncomfortable
>be 16
>at inner city GS, clerk is skinny white dude with sleeve tats and gauged ears, long hair
>he's friendly though, ive talked to him before
>bring ninja gaiden 2 to the front
>he looks sad, says its a really good game
>"yeah man, I know, I let someone borrow it and they moved away, so I'm replacing it"
>he looks up
>dude, you should fucking kill them, then
>i laugh it off and Im sure im red as fuck and slightly mortified

i was absolutely unable to make conversation with him anymore, but he hasn't been around for the past few years. hopefully i don't run into him anywhere.

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This is a pretty cool story

>go into gamestop
>look at the calander
>it's a gay calander with men and dicks everywhere
>wtf it's 2014
>i shout to everyone in the shop "IT'S 2014!"
>everyone panics and runs home
>I run home and go on amazon
>order a game that i want and don't have to deal with gamestops shit anymore


2014 guys, it's here.

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>>257720947

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>>257722340

>Some Mario game comes out
>Wait a year for the price to drop
>Price is only 5 dollars less
>Wait another year
>game now costs 20 dollars more
Nintendo games just don't become outdated. That's the benefit of the cartoon artstyle, realistic games will plummet in a few years, but unrealistic looking games are exempt from the shitty graphics argument

>>257722547
>being a hermit
you know it is /v/ but people who pretend to be you are flooded with people who are like you and think they are in good company.

>Go to Gamestop
>land whale ninjas attack
>Robbin Williams appears
>We fights off the land whale ninjas
>go to counter
>10/10 qt3.14 girl as the register
>preorder Hyrule Warriors
>she has a time machine and gets us an early copy
>Play it with them for the rest of the night

And then I woke up. ;_;

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>>257722743
You completely fucking butchered that quote, friend

>2 weeks ago
>be me, get ready, don't look like an antisocial neckbeard
>go to Gamestop
>buy some Play Station Network cards for my Vita
>Bring them up to Normalfag cashier
>Asks me what I'm planning to buy
>Telll him I was going to buy Some Atelier games since I'm new to the series.
>he doesn't laugh at me and tells me he has played them before
>He tells me that the games are somewhat challenging and the alchemy is addicting. He likes them.
>He tells me to go on with my purchase and starts talking to me about Shallie.
>he said it looks fun and has some god-tier waifus (he actually said this and named a few)
>He asks for my e-mail so he'll let me know when it's availible for Preorder and because he wants to be my friend.
>show him my members card to get some points
>Tells me to have a nice day
>walk out cards content of my choice No pasta Spilt
I don't know how you guys have so much trouble with this.

>>257722254
it had a coat of human slime on it. You wouldn't have touched it either.

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>>257722417
>Go to a gamestore
>It's not a gamestop
>Employee has all the information I need, always helpful, store is never full, never have to wait, excellent products and prices
>tfw live in europe

>>257711492
I don't believe this happened. I don't believe you exist. I don't believe /v/ exists.

I don't have a Gamestop in my country, but anyway

>preorder the collection edition of Bravely Default
>sold everywhere, people resell the CE for like 200% more money
>spend the money saved for the game because fuck uni
>afraid of losing my preorder
>call the store and ask it they can save my preorder for one more week
>they say yes, but only for one more week

I wasn't sure they would keep their word. They're selling Dragon's Crown limited edition, but they just couldn't bring it over here, and other stuff I don't remember. They aren't know exactly for being a trustwhorty store

>one week has passed
>going to their store
>8/10 qt girl
>control my spaghetti
>ask for the preorder
>they still have it
>they indeed kept their word
>happy as fuck
>she says "It was hard to keep the preorder. A lot of people came by and wanted the last one"
>thank her about it
>we start talking about vidya, 3DS games and PS3
>in the end, I ended with a copy of Asura's Wrath who nobody wanted for two years for 5 bucks

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>>257720665

>>257722635
Or, you know, they price gouge like a motherfucker, have been fined and sued several times for it, and still don't change.

>>257714919
>seriously pretending that you can haggle at fucking Gamestop of all places

Nice try.

>Walk into Gamestop thread
>Crtl+F
>1508
>Someone beat me to it
Well played, Anon.

>>257722542
I wasn't making up stories though I was telling your actual experience

>>257713437
I do this with everything. Best Buy had a TV that was 1080p 60HZs for $350 that looked really nice. Amazon had the same TV for $240 with free 2 day shipping.

Like what the fuck retail why do you exist?

>>257713840
Maybe she had spaghetti to eat...

>>257722635
>Nintendo games don't become outdated
kek
>realistic games will plummet in a few years, but unrealistic looking games are exempt from the shitty graphics argument
Because graphics are the only way to 'date' a game, right?

Nintendo games don't get discounted because each iteration doesn't make the previous redundant, and because they have quite limited replay value.
>play Mario platformer: 2014 edition
>finish Mario platformer: 2014 edition
>want more Mario platformer
>buy Mario platformer: 2013 edition
>same mechanics and themes, different levels
Alternatively,
>play rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty 2014 edition
>ignore single player because you're a dudebro who just wants to shout at little kids
>continue playing multiplayer to shout at little kids
>no need to buy previous rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty
Thy retain their price because they retain their market, not because of their artstyle.

>>257723018
Man, I wish my local gamestore keeps old games.
It's either get down to $30-$25 or just simply vanished

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>working at Gamestop, DaS 2 was just released and now I have to deal with all these neckbeards and scrawny fucks
>hear giggling outside
>some pale skinny guy in a fedora and trenchcoat is whispering something to some guy holding a smartphone
>notto disu shitto agen
>the fedoraguy, I'll just call him Fedorian, enters the Gamestop while his friend will capture the deed with his smartphone camera
>signal my co-worker Dean
>he bumps into Fedorian and positions himself next to the entrance with his arms crossed and a stern look on his face
>Fedorian approaches the counter and asks me: "D-do you have Hyperdimension Neptunia V?"
>I can see him trying to hold his laughter back, he's obviously faking it and waiting for IT to happen
>stare into his soul like pic related
>he's caught slightly off-guard by my soulless look of boredom and annoyance
>decide to play along
>"Oh shit I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"
>"H-Hyperd-dimension Neptunia V-vee!"
>stare into him for 10 seconds, his smile disappears and Fedorian starts to become uncomfortable
>"Uhhh, I don't know if we have that, hold on."
>I call Dean to come over to the counter
>Dean stares into Fedorian as well as he comes over
>some guy with DaS2 is waiting in the line behind Fedoria, who is starting to get annoyed
>Dean: "Let's see... Neptunia? The pony one? Oh, we don't have it."
>Fedorian: "O-oh, I see.... T-thanks.."
>His hand reaches out for his fedora
>Just before that happens, a loud buzzing goes off in Fedorian's trenchcoat
>Cirno's Perfect Math Class can be heard coming from him
>Fedorian pulls out a smartphone
>a smartphone Dean put there when he bumped into Fedorian
>"This- this isn't.."
>everyone in the line can't hold back their laughter
>me and Dean keep staring at him
>his hand is greasy, probably when he meant to do IT
>Fedorian stumbles out as spaghetti falls out of his pockets when he exits Gamestop
>that day I kept the gamestop floor safe from spaghetti
Not in my FUCKING GAMESTOP, you won't

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>>257723518
B-But that wasn't my actual experience, anon senpai. You better take responsibility for trying to defame me on highly reputable image boards

>>257711492
This never happened. Work on your fictiona writing skills. It was not even remotely believable.

>>257723735
I dont get it

>>257723736
Well the real story sure is the fakest shit I've ever read.
You take the responsibility for trying to make yourself look cool by making up shitty unreal stories on an anonymous image board.

>>257723735
So where does the smartphone go?

>walk into gamestop
>pick up a few games
>walk up to cashier
>"wanna touch dicks anon"
>S-sure
>He holds me down
>I brace his force
>I look up, trying to please him
>he comes all over my games
>get up
>go home and play vidyah games
Normal day at gamestop.

>>257712704
Is that EB Games in Australia or something?

>>257723973
the gamestop floor
safe from spaghetti
no dents

>>257722542

Dude sounds hilarious. I would've agreed with him.

>>257711492

>Go to gamestop to buy a movie. (TLOU for PS4)
>Gamestop employee asks me if i ever played the game.
>No why?
>Oh because your going to need tissues for this game.
>Play through the game.
>Didnt cry
>I dont even see the big deal of this game.

Honestly im sure she was trying to be nice but ugh.
Fuckin Gamestop

>>257723727
It was just luck

This goddam store doesn't renue their stocks, unless there's 100 or 200 guys asking for one game. They don't even have MonHun for 3DS, no single copy available

>>257716363
Cox staff >>>>>>>>>>>>> GAME staff

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>Walk into T2
>Grab the usual basics, Assam, English Breakfast and needed a top up on my Black Rose.
>Head up to the counter, some qt girl, obviously an air head though.
>"Hi!!! Just that then?"
>Goes on and on about some bullshit like 'plastic is bad for the tea', or not to use boiling water or I'd 'burn the leaves'.
>Polite smile, nod a few times and go to pay.
>She sees my members card
>"OH! you're a MEMBER!"
>pic related
>Spends the next 10min trying to get me to try all this shitty herbal stuff and talking about tea like it's some sort of holy ichor.
>Miss my train, have to walk home in the rain.

Fucking T2

>>257724057
That is exactly what that is.
I have a mate that runs a store and he claims to put the banners up ironically, which is my que to tell him that being a ironic faggotry is still faggotry.

>>257724592
Does he run the store ironically?

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>>257711492
I work at gamestop and we are told to never ever comment on customers purchases even if it something positive unless were asked to do so by the customer. The only thing we are allowed to say is 'do you want to pre-order AC20' and 'are you interested on a subscription card'.

>>257724592
>mfw 1AM is now the point that I get so tired I can't form sentances

>>257716028
Youtube level trolling
0/10 see teacher after class.

>>257714613
> looking for new warez..
>warez

>doesn't know what warez means

>walk into GameStop
>"hey do you guys have memelands 2 goty"
>"yes we do that will be 39.99"
>"Amazon is selling it for 25 dollars do you price match"
>"nope"
>"well, uh, bye"

Fucking GameStop man

>>257724286

>tissues? but the gril on the cover looks only 13

step up anon u missd a gr8 opportunity there

>>257714067

If you like your local gamestop employees seriously do those surveys, they help them out

>>257711492
>nothing to do in the weekend
>go to gamestop to check out what is new
>girl behind counter always smiles I think she is into me
>look around but see nothing of interest
>greet the girl and quickly walk away in fast pace
>on the way home hear some ruckus going on
>see some niggers in an allyway
>I ask "hey yall wat ya doin'?"
>they are all playing some b-ball
>decide to join them why not
>this one guy annoys the fuck out of me
>I call him out on it and start making trouble
>he backs the fuck off and moves in with his aunty and uncle in bell air

>>257725784
too obvious I knew what was coming by line 6

>>257711492
How about an actual story that's about good things that were a thing?

>Go to gamestop
>looking to buy Pokemon X
>They only have pokemon Y
>This kid walks in, brought back an extra copy of X, still wrapped, that his mom accidentally bought with his money.
>looking to turn it back in for skylanders figures, but the store can't let him do that because he forgot his receipt.
>He needs to go all the way back home to get his receipt with his mom
> I look at his mom, she seems exhausted, probably due to her job
>I tell him "Hey, I'll buy that off you so you don't have to go all the way home."
>So after a bit of talking, the kid goes and gets his skylanders figures and I buy the game off of him, his mom has this hugely relieved look on her face and the clerk actually smiled a little for the first time since I walked into the store.
>everyone walks home happy.

Not gamestop and it's been like fourteen years or so

>find out by pure luck there's a specific game store that trades games and sells used games and shit
>run by some polish guy who spoke pretty good english
>got to know him pretty well and he gave me tips how to beat games and recommendations and I traded some shit and stuff
>one day find the store closed because he died in a car accident

>>257716393
looks like someone took a shit on a piece of paper

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>>257716818
>>257714394
Not only is that not American Dad, it's clearly the front of the Griffin household in the first shot, not the Smith's.

There are three current instances of Family Guy/American Dad crossovers with meaningful exchanges & only two take place near homes; first in the Hurricane episode of American Dad in Season 8, episode 2; in Family Guy's Season 6, episode 5, where Stan & Bullock acquiesce to Stweie takeover of the US power grid in a hypothetical extended dream sequence; and Family Guy's Season 11, episode 17 where the opening sequence is a dream of the Smith's moving into Cleaveland's empty house.

The first is outdoors in front of Peter's house but the scene is incorrect because the stars of all three Seth McFarlane shows have guns drawn for the length of the scene, the other two are interior "what-ifs."

While the definition is poor, both the scene of two men in blue suits exiting the Griffin household and the interior scene with Peter squinting his eyes at Lois in the kitchen with a smile lead me to believe it is the Family Guy episode "PTV", Season 4, episode 14, playing at different points during the photo shoot of this particular anon's battlestation.

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>>257725907
You're doing great things, anon.

>>257720069
Because some people don't want bags?

>>257723735
But who was phone

>>257715432
>"So they're making another one of those Metal Gear games"

It grinds my gears when people use words like "they're" and "those" when talking about things like video games, movies, books, etc. It's like you're trying to sound as ignorant as possible.

The only worse thing is when people say, "That'd be different." Different than what?

Fuck North America.

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>>257713314
>That shit taste

Bro you don't have to buy everything that's coming out this year.

>>257726840
>They're
>They are
>The developers

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>>257722242

Could someone explain why OP's comment about Hanako made the hambeast mad/quiet?

>>257727108
>assassin's creed shit
>bloodborne alright
>Halo shit

Muh Japanese developer complex? How unique.

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>>257720246
Some routes done, Miyako at 85%.
Project's been dropped

>Go to gamestop to preorder a game
>game had a bonus I really wanted, but was marketed poorly
>Me: Does game come with [bonus]
>Cashier + Manager: Yes
>Get a stupid bobblehead, and no bonus
>month later
>gamestop has the bonus I want now, no longer preorder
>go to gamestop to complain
>bro is working there
>Me: Hey bro, I want this character because your boss lied to me
>Bro prints out a copy of the code I need for the bonus and hands it to me.
>Decide to mostly get my games from wal mart or amazon unless I really want them day one.

Thanks, bro!

>>257719576
That sounds really hot, is she cute? And does she want to fuck?

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>>257727328
>Buying Ubisoft and EA games
Ubisoft hasn't put out a good game since Rayman Origins, and Halo was never good after 2.

The only western game I was somewhat interested in this year was Sunset Overdrive based on the first video alone, but when the gameplay showed up and looked slow as shit, I felt it kinda dropped the ball.

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>buying vidya

So many actually buying games. Plural. So it's not just one game with 'good online', or in fact a MEMEOHARPEEGEE or anything of the sort.

>just vidya

Jesus.