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itt: games we want ported to pc

i'll start with some obvious choices

>ninja gaiden black
>fatal frame 1-3 [will never happen now that nintendo owns the franchise though]
>dead or alive 5
>metal gear solid 3: se
>panzer dragoon orta
>bayonetta
>breakdown
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MGS 3, 4 and 5
Drakengard 3
Halo 3
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Skate series.

Seriously, that's the only thing not on PC at this point that I want. Don't know why EA never capitalized on that, given that the first two games were fairly successful.
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I-Is she winking?
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>>256851686
Doing those tricks with a mouse seems odd, could work though.
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>>256851420
why is the face of that woman so hideously deformed?
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>>256851420
what an ugly ass ...
women shouldn't drink during pregnacy
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armored core
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Disgaea series
SMT series
Bayonetta
Eternal Sonata
Drakengard
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I bet if you smothered her face with a pillow there would be an exact makeup imprint. Hundreds of years in the future when man has transcended its current form, scientists would find it thinking it was a fossil proof if the missing link between human species and use amazing 3d modeling techniques to replicate what "Homo Suzianus" might have looked like. Someone might win a Nobel prize for the find.
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>>256851420
She looks fucking weird but I really want to blow a load all over her face.
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>>256851420
OP you messed up by putting that picture, now everyone is going to talk about it. unless that was your intention and she uses a lot of make up and/or photoshop

As far as your question:

Red Dead Redemption
The original hydro thunder (as an HD version)
Dead or Alive
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>>256851841

There was a snowboarding game called Stoked: Big Air Edition on the 360 that got ported to PC despite having the exact same control scheme, and that was done by a tiny indie team.

That EA wouldn't port one of their best series to PC is a travesty.
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>>256851420
>you will never know what it's like to blow your load all over suzy's face and tits

i fucking hate being a xenophile
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>>256851420

There is like $200 worth of make-up on her face right now.

Fucking disgusting
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>>256851420
I hope y'all get MGS V
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>>256852150
>Disgaea series
Jesus fucking Christ that series was made for mouse control.
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>>256851420
ayy lmao
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>>256851420
Looking at all that makeup makes me wanna scrape it all up with a spoon
am I the onle one?
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>>256851420
>you will never get fisted by egoraptor's girlfriend

Why live?
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>>256852902
It just makes me want to throw a bucket of water at her face, and then run away before it got a chance to spit acid at me.
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I'd rather have Recettear, Binding of Isaac, Torchlight, and a Roguelike ported to a handheld.
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>>256852902
No I'd just want to bust a nut over her that's all.
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>>256852902
I prefer little wipeys.
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>>256853160
>>256851420
all that fucking makeup

she is hideous
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I love her shes like a little mutant that you just want to take care of.
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>>256851420
Like I don't understand how anyone can find this attractive. I know that love can blind you and shit but there's like a limit to that stuff, it means like a couple of flaws or two but not a whole palette of ugly-stick victim.

>That weird slanty eye that she thinks that makes her look asian
>That fucking nose at an angle where it should not be
>That forehead where you can place your fist on it and will still have space around

First I thought maybe she will look slightly better in motion, like 3DS games, and it's still pretty terrible. Is she like rich or something?
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>>256852203
the shroud of whore'n
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>>256853438
It's crazy how her (twin?) sister is so much better looking than her.
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>>256853284
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Egoraptor is dating a professional model
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>>256853438
>>256853160
>>256851420
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Red Dead Redemption, Dragon's Dogma and Halo 3 / Halo Reach. All of these developers and publishers should know by now that they have a audience on PC, it's so stupid and petty that they don't just for the sake of muh console sales. It's not like these games wouldn't sell well either.

>>256851420
I don't like to dis' people on their looks but she seems kinda boring as a person besides.
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>>256851420

She is literally caked in makeup. Like I don't see a single portion of her actual skin. Maybe right at the edge of her lip?
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dragon's dogma
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>>256852362
>Dead or Alive

there is a dead or alive 2 ulitmate prt
but it was chinese only and noone can seem to get it to work
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Motherfucking Dragon's Dogma
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>>256851686
my nigga
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Suzy is a disgusting ham-faced mongoloid.
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>>256853593
>Egoraptor is dating a professional model

[vomits internally]
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I can't actually think of a single one that I want.

I've played Redemption which was pretty bland, but I hear Revolver is supposed to be better. So I guess I'll wish for that.
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>>256853438
>>256853593
I'd still bang her at least once.
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>>256853160
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>>256852203
>>256853509

9/10
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>>256851420
I want to port my cum to her face if you know what i mean...
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>>256853593
My autistic brony friend is a professional model.
Being a professional model isn't hard.
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i only want a pc port of nier so i can have a kaine body model for source film maker porn
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>>256853698
seriously why is she so ugly and famous for makeup?

she is in the top 10 non downsyndome or disfigured people I've seen
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Dragon's Dogma.

I can't figure out why this isn't on PC. It's a Capcom multiplat built on MT Framework, which was supposed to mean having a PC version as a matter of course.

Not to mention it runs like absolute shit on consoles, so there's substantial room for improvement with added hardware.
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>>256851420
Dragons Crown and Muramasa

I already own both but it would be cool
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>>256853515
I like them both but theres something sad about how mort looks that you know she has low self confidence and would be easier to bag.
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I thought it was this chick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5LOmgIzIwA
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>>256853698
>all asians have FAS
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>>256853593
no lie, I'd hit that.
>>256853515
Because her twin doesn't apply thick layers of makeup and absurd hair to try and overcompensate. She uses makeup like a normal person
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Has she at least got a nice ass?
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Lost Odyssey and Blue Dragon
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>>256851420
Fukin GROSS
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>>256853989
Because Capcom doesn't want to pay for servers for pawns, it's as trivial and Jewish as that.
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>>256854113
no
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>>256853443
Wait, so she isn't asian? Seriously?
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>>256854113

No its actually worse than the rest of her.
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>>256854113
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>>256851420
>egoraptors Wafiu
>Not Ross wafiu
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>>256853593
Would hit it with a paper bag on. But I can't help but feel that this is what I will hear when ever she moans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSvf8eVa0g&t=0m34s
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Lost Odyssey
Dead Rising 1
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>>256854073

epic
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>>256853874
ebig
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>>256854289
Those hips look alright. Too bad about everything above.
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>>256854289
got hips doe.
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Demon Souls
Dragon's Dogma

Fucking JoJo All Star Battle
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Jet Set Radio Future.
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>>256854289
She has a fantastic ass and hips.
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Egoraptor's no pick of the litter either
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>>256854003
her sister kinda looks a bit manly though

i dunno
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>>256854289
more
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>>256854445
>>256854485
>>256854113
I dont think I have any pics of her ass. I dont think she shows it a lot.
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>>256854328

>implying the Godzilla roars wouldn't make it even better
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>>256852037
FAS
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>>256854003
>>256854073
They both have the same physique. They're identical twins.

The only differences would be result of tramatic, cosmetic, or dietary.
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>>256853185
>Portable recettear
I didn't know I wanted this until now.
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>>256854881

ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
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Bloodborne
Valkyria Chronicles
The Last of Us
Uncharted
Infamous
Killzone
Blazeblu
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>>256854353
What's so epic about all asians having FAS.
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>>256853438
All the make up in the world isn't going to hide that AFS.
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>>256854289
I fucking hate the way she dresses

Do you think she honestly goes out in public like that?

And in every one of her outfits she's wearing those fucking huge ass heels, they're like the female equivalent of a fedora
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I would
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I hate women who cake on makeup like this.
You don't even look human anymore, ignoring her existing mutations.
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>>256851420
she is one ugly ass hoe, Egoraptor fuck off with your "model" wife". Go back to Newgrounds.
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vanquish
ninja gaiden the good one
metal gear solid 3
Red dead never ever redemption
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>no pc port rogue squadron or rouge leader
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Okami and MAYBE Demon's Souls, though I already put thousands of hours into it.
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>>256854667
playin chess wid it 2
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>>256855304
no one ever claimed she was a model, she's ugly as sin, so is egoraptor, they go well together.
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>>256854003
this is the second time someone has brought her up saying the exact same thing. Fuck off she's a whore and you know it.
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>>256855081
She think that shit makes her look kawaii. Don't you think she looks KAWAII too anon?
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>>256855304
>I don't have a girlfriend and neither should you
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>tfw I can't hide my physical disability with make up

Some have all the luck I guess
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>>256851420
Is she wearing a wig?
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>>256855463
Demon's souls would be worth it for muh framerate and muh resolution.
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This is my fav video of her but I've never been un-lazy enough to cap, gif or webm it.

http://youtu.be/JNUyx8wElL0
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>>256855480
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>>256855203
>>256854712
Ugh no wait, I take it back.
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>instead of 3d custom girl 2 we go those shit 3ds fighting games made with the 3dcg2 engine
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>>256853786
thats an ass
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>>256855649
What's the point of hiding a micropenis with makeup? Your pants are good enough.
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Dragon's Dogma is the only game I would absolutely want to see on PC.
Other games would be nice of course but Dragon's Dogma on PC would be the greatest thing ever.
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>>256855649
She can't really hide hers.
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>>256855728
Man im a big fan of when girls look comfy, and she doesnt look comfy at all.

Cares too much about her appearance. I bet it takes her 3 hours to leave the house
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>>256851420
The last of us x 10. I'll probably never get to play it; I'm not buying a fuckin ps4 just to play one stupid fuckin game.
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>>256855649
>hide physical disability with make up
I dont see any of that happening in this thread anon.
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>>256855841
Easy sorting hun
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>>256855728
man she's soo ugly

IMAGINE WAKING UP TO THAT THING

>94,000 fucking subscribers

I hate kids of the Internet.
>h-hey let me subscribe to her because shes ego's GF!


fuck everything m8s
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>>256853874
>that nose hair
and if you didn't cover it with jizz you'd see a mustache. she has major facial hair issues.
also i gotta say, i think she has fetal alchohol syndrom but i'm not really sure
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>>256855506
She was a model. For Hot Topic.
I'm not kidding.
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>>256856002
You wouldnt wake up to that though, you'd wake up to this...
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>>256855961
Although she can pull of thigh highs.
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>>256855406
RDR is very linear when you think about it.
Most towns were very tiny, the map was just a wasteland. No interesting places to explore and nothing really to do, with the exception of hunting animals. Only real interesting place was the city with the ports, and you only really went there near the end.
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>>256855728

>eye inside of pyramid

Confirmed for reptillian/grey hybrid illuminati
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>>256855615
NO ANON I DO NOT THINK SHE LOOKS KAWAII
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>>256856002
Internet personalities seem to attract the worst lovers.
>Guy makes some cool gun videos and shit
>He kind of acts like a faggot sometimes but is generally fine
>Girlfriend shows up in one video
>Oh hey maybe she's into this too let's check out her channel
>PANGENDER FURRY FEMINIST
NOPE
NOPENOPENOPE
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Oh please, post your gf's if you think she's THAT unattractive, I'd love to see what you guys have?
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>>256856002
You should just wake up and realize Emma Watson will never be yours and get real taste in women.
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Kiss me, anon~
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Suzy a shit
http://youtu.be/SLTvL34hsVY
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>>256851420
Tactics Ogre LuCT
Fix the crafting system.
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>>256856189
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>>256856189
Except I'd insist on blowing an evening and morning load over her face before opening my eyes, so I'd see neither.
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>>256856189
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>>256856189
I think I'm going straight edge, just so my wife doesn't create something like that.
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>>256851420

She took this picture knowing full well people would picture a load on her face or photoshop it in.
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>>256856389
That'll be 50 dollars.
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>>256856349

Well, statistically if anyone on /v/ has a girlfriend at the very least she won't have FAS. So there's that.
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Don't you like my lips, anon?
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>>256851686
I want it just for the glitchy fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg5AHdeXYwE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYWvYbZHU38
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Armored core 4+for answers
Ace combat so that mods can fix those terrible graphics
TEKKEN, EVERY TEKKEN, I WANT TEKKEN, PLEASE TEKKEN 7 GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Seriously I have a ps3 and the only remotely worthwhile games on it are tekken 5,6 tag2 and armored core 4 and for answers.
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>>256856189
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>>256856490
>I will never appreciate my wife without makeup

That's dysfunctional family material right htere.
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>>256856349
>This food is shit
>WELL YOU CAN'T COOK ANY BETTER FAGGOT WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING
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>>256856189
That is one ugly guy.
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>>256856349
Just walked outside and took this picture of her

Get fucked nerd
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>>256856692
>IT'S THE SAME THING

>>256856618

anon, please. Still waiting for your girlfriend.
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>>256856748
Look at those fucking melons
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>>256851420
I'm gonna need some cum shopped on that pic asap.
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>>256856002
>not willing to wake up to Bjork
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>>256856748
>zero hip/ass

anon I have bad news for you...
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>>256856349
I don't have a girlfriend

Check mate
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>>256856748
You forgot to put on her saddle
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>>256856748
TIG OL BIDDIES
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Why havent you kissed me yet anon?
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>>256856349
heres my girlfriend.
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>>256856681
What.
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>>256856748

No one bra should have all that power.
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>>256856832
It's literally the same argument.
>You can't do any better so you can't say anything!
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>>256856748
>those camelfucker features

4/10
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>>256851420
>mgs3
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>>256856349
>Have you ever made a video game?
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>>256856748

Your gf is pretty hot, is that her horse on the right?
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>>256851420
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>>256853786
>>256855996
computer porn from the dos days
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>>256857170
no that's my mom
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>>256851420
FUCK THREAD TOPIC

CUM ON OP PIC PLEASE
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>>256857050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irjqe0pzGhw
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>>256853943
don't you have to be able to look good 24/7 to be a professional model? sounds like hell to me, having to be picture perfect all the time
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>>256857049

>boyfriend
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>>256857049
sorry to break it to you, but your girlfriend is a fat dude in a wig.
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>>256856389
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>>256857259
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So why are you all sitting here discussing some random chick who has FAS and tries to hide it with makeup?
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>>256854113
Used to have a nice ass. then she got rid of it.
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>>256856832

I don't have a girlfriend, though. I'm also not trashing Suzy. I was just saying that it's not exactly hard to match or top a girl with FAS. Her makeup does all - ALL - the work. She has a nice personality, though.
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>>256857351
How on earth could you possibly know that
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>>256857278
>>256856865
PLEASE DELIVER
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>>256857049
That's a penis.
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The Yakuza games.
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>>256857178
>>256851420
Oh god the resemblance. On the other hand, one of them is Tim Curry
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>>256854626
How can one man have so many chins?

I mean he's kinda fat, but not so fat he should have six chins

Did he used to be super fat, and lose a load of weight or something?
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>>256857294
no u, what I said has nothing to do with makeup and everything to do with offspring.
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>>256856748
Well damn, you're right she's stunning and the lady next to her is pretty cute too.
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>>256851420
She's a model.
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>>256856369
I might not score Emma Watson but holy shit I can do leagues better than Suzy.
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>>256857049

Alright, you made me laugh. Nice, Anon.
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>>256857523

Im pretty fat and he still has like 4 chins on me
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>>256857049
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ayy lmao
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Question for you guys that like watching YouTube videos of game reviews and shit.

For example, https://www.youtube.com/user/Matthewmatosis/videos, he did a series on Zelda. Games that everyone had played and came out years ago. So why watch the reviews? Not trying to say they are bad or anything, just what do you like about it? What makes you watch a series on games that came out years ago that you almost certainly played already?

What do you like to see in this kind of thing? What makes you keep watching? Do you prefer reviews of old games, or newer games? Why? Do you like them to be funny or more serious like that guy above? Why?

How important is it that the uploader actually interacts with you in the comments section or on social media sites like Twitter? To what extent do you think they should interact with their fanbase?

Go into detail please.

I am thinking of doing this YouTube stuff myself with the end goal being YouTube shekels. So I figure I could do some market research first. Thanks.

pls respond
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>>256854003
>>256854085

Sheila?
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>>256856389
>implying i wouldnt kiss anything willing at this point
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>>256856389
>>256857390
>>256857032
Ever seen those scene in horror movies where one of the "looks off" characters smiles but then slowly reveals like set of sharp teeth in the mouth as the smile gets bigger kind of scene? Yeah, thats what this reminds me of.
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>>256857624
Yeah same.

I'm way fatter than him, and I only get a double chin when I look down
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>>256857591
Its just a coincidence that I had that picture saved in my Suzy folder from a previous thread.
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>>256856389
...O-oh okay.

But no really, at this point i'd consider it.
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>>256854003
I want both of them to blow me at the same time.
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>>256857775

Xenomorphs have adapted. Evolved.
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>>256857464
>being a shitlord
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>>256854626
They both got faces for radio.
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>>256857170
THAT'S MY HORSE!!
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>>256857940
Drawfag here, making it right now
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>>256855889
stop projecting lil boy ;)
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This girl puts on enough foundation that you could anchor a LEO elevator on her face.

Seriously you could slingshot loads to Saturn if you attached the guide wires to her forehead

You could use her cheeks as launch pads for a Saturn rocket system

You could build the entire wall of china on her face and it wouldnt even notice earthquakes

That foundation is so dense it has its own event horizon

Her eyeshadow is so thick they function as sunglasses for her so she can observe the sun at noon and document its storms

You could use her forehead as a mobile landing site for Galaxy transports in the event of a large scale war

You could use her facial hair as a prosthetic replacement for an endangered whales baleen

That face is so porcelain you could use it as a dinner plate in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen
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>>256856961
>Taking backstory over plot

m8
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>>256858085
Pic related Suzy's face when I show her your future drawing.
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>>256857534
>a man being a alcoholic has any effect on FAS

Sure you did. Otherwise you'd just be admitting to being mentally retarded and ill-equipped to provide offspring.
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my gf would love a pc port of wonderful 101
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she is so artificial
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>>256856748
That mane.
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>>256856189
Is she going bald or does she just have a massive forehead?
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>>256857991

=)
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>>256858085
w-well this is unexpected, thank you kind anon can't wait to see how it turns out!
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what would it look like it lego man drew mortomer?

i mean, he'd probly have her NTR'ing ego with john tron

but would the face be ok?
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>>256858306
manface/10
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>>256858096
>That foundation is so dense it has its own event horizon
alright anon you win this round
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>>256851420
>that thick layer of plaster on her face
geez she probably also has shit skin in addition to the deformation brought on by her FAS
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>>256858428
it's just going to be a drawing of them literally blowing air out of their mouths
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>>256851420
what is that fucking thing in the picture jesus christ
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>>256858224
she looks slightly cute there

like a japanese idol instagram cute
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>>256858306
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Just posting random Suzy now...
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>>256856748
Holy shit are you from One Piece
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>>256856349
here you go m8
pls no bully her
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>>256858601
More make up than man
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>>256858096
see>>256856349

>>256857159
Have you?
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>>256858676
Well I will say she does have a lovely eye color.
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Dragons Dogma
Samurai Warriors 4
Warriors Orochi 3 ultimate
Dead or Alive 5
Halo (maybe)
Tenchu

That's about it really. Mainly Japanese games. We get most western games and most of the ones that aren't are trash like TLOU and uncharted. I played both on a PS3 I borrowed from a cousin and they are just boring. Consoles can keep that shit
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>>256858405
ugh god, what was the story behind that again?
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cum edit
when?
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>>256858452
At this point Legoman's Latino faces would be too FLATTERING for this train wreck.

>>256858096
>That face is so porcelain you could use it as a dinner plate in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen
Imagine drinking soup and at the bottom was this face.
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>>256856748

WHO JUST WEARS THAT SHIRT AROUND THE HOUSE

NO ONE

I DONT BELIEVE YOU
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>>256858652
Goddamnit I shouldn't have stopped visiting /v/ 2012. Also the fuck happened with manlet?
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Shenmue 1 and 2
JSRF
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>>256858695
>tfw you will never live in a world where all women have gigantic melon tits
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>>256855760
>>256855480
>>256854667
You guys are cool.

>that feel when Ninja will never be your homie
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>>256858824
>wearing makeup

what a tramp
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>>256858903
These pics are pretty old. I think she wears tinted circle lenses now.
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I totally would but would feel like sludge till the day I die
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>>256857679
Entertaining food for thought and deconstruction about the game.
>How important is it that the uploader actually interacts with you in the comments section or on social media sites like Twitter?

Don't really care much at all about this.
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>>256859047
She was doing yard work, nerd

Also she never really wears a shirt anyway because her tits are so huge
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>>256858847
Sure bruv. Short black hair. Tattoos. Short height. Slim. Exactly what i've always wanted.

You dont have to have something nice to say that something else is shit though, retard.

>>256859046
>"Excuse me chef there appears to be a problem with my soup"
>"YOU FUCKING WANKERS. YOU PUT SOUP ON SOME GIRLS FACE. YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING COOK? YOU THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING CHEF? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN"
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>>256858949
>staying on topic instead of discussing Egoraptor's alien boyfriend
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Dragon's Dogma
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>>256859298

Yeah okay it all makes sense now. Who doesnt wear short shorts and a non-existent top to do yardwork.

How could I have been so foolish
>>
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>>256854881
>>256855203
first time this shitty meme makes me laugh
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>>256858824
>7/10
>would give black eye
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>>256858676
>>256859123
The problem is that no matter what she do, her face structure and the nose still manages to shit everything up.
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>>256859298
fucking a horse does not count as yard work
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>>256851420
Dragon's Dogma. I bought a console for this game.
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>>256859002

A grill from /tv/.
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Why don't we make it happen?

https://www.change.org/petitions/petition-to-port-metal-gear-solid-legacy-and-or-hd-collection-to-pc
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Guys this is my gf what do you think?
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>>256859593
I don't get it.
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>>256856748
is an horse an girlfriend?
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>>256859593
Post a gif or webm let's see what happens.
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>>256859752
That's my gf
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>>256859123
That fucking facial line.
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>>256859719
What is she getting ESA for exactly? I have depression, two suicide attempts on record btw, and social anxiety disorder. Yet even I fail the assesment for ESA.

How the fuck did she get it did she ever say?
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>>256859752
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These threads are like reading jokes from christmas crackers to a group of people. Even though the wordplay is often rather credible, or at worst just bland and uninspired, everyone in the room knows to throw up their arms and go "AUUUUuuuughhhh!" in faux disgust. She's not that bad looking and you all know it, but just because she's relatively well known, making a living off her looks but isn't traditionally beautiful, you all like to throw up your hands and post images of people vomiting.
Grow up, /v/.
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>>256856189

She actually looks slightly better here than when she's under sixteen pounds of makeup.

Slightly.

I feel sorry for her.
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>>256859426
Sorry I posted before I opened the thread. I already want out. This creature is disgusting.
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>>256854712
>>256854289
>dat hips and ass
>flat chest
the face is a 5/10 but i understand why egoraptor would fuck this bitch
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>>256859793
>filename
I guess the guy looks a bit like Arin, but the girl doesn't look like Suzy at all
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Post pics of your waifus
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>>256859953
>depression
>two suicide attempts on record
>btw
>social anxiety disorder

Please. Leave. And never. Come back.
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>>256859953

Autismbux
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>>256859953
Whoa kid time to grow up and start being a man
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>>256860154
why are poor people so filthy?
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>>256859929
no that's my gf

Here is a picture of us
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>>256859719
Yeah I know that, I mean what was the story? I sort of remember chronic vomiting problems, but I'm not sure.
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>>256860206
Because discipline is in line with being successful.
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>>256853989
Fucking this. They'll do a remastered RE1 for PC, which nobody asked for since we can just emulate the GameCube version, but they wont give us DD.
Couldn't they just scrap the fucking pawn server if they don't want to host it?
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>>256860132

Why you bullying him, Anon? He'll hurt himself again.
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I STILL DON'T SEE A CUM SHOP, /v/
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>>256860279

>Manlet Radcliffe

>tfw you will always be taller than The Boy Who Lived
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>>256851638
>call pc fats out that they will make mgsv their crown if it's going to pc
>"we don't want kojimas garbage on PC"
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>>256860154
>>256859719
>>256858405
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>>256859984
woah kawaii
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>>256859953
>two suicide attempts

Listen here bud. You're either a little boy or a woman.

Men know how to kill themselves correctly. How the hell do you mess up? Are you fucking stupid?

I'd tell you to kill yourself but you cant even do that fucking right.

I'm sure you're just doing it for attention though. Every teenager has a story about trying to kill themselves. You'll grow out of it
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>>256860328
the real reason they don't port it is likely due to contractual reasons

i suspect they would have to pay out bonuses if the game made a certain amount on pc

it's a more common complication than you might suspect
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>tfw can't even emulate Ninja Gaiden Black on PC

I mean my 360 is hooked up to my second monitor but it's just not the same.
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>>256860154
Dude please clean you your bathroom, just have some shred of self-respect, or at least apply to the TV hoarders and maybe get someone else to clean it up for you.
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>>256859929
>>256860279
No this is picture with me and her having fun, she is most definitely my girlfriend and I have proof
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>>256855649
I can hide mine with an eyepatch at least
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>>256851420
I kind of want to try out dragon's dogma on PC. I would play console but it hear it has frame rate issues with anything cool like magic, and my piece of shit xbox is on it's last legs already.
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i usually don't get hung up about what is and isn't on PC because i live an idorts life, save for like two exceptions

fucking halo 3
and dragons dogma

halo 3 because its like the last time i had a fuckton of fun with a multiplayer shooter

and dragons dogma just because the poor game barely functioned on console, still i put a ton of hours into it


as for the off topic shit, there was a point where one would think egoraptor could do better than this, but he's the chinless wonder now
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>>256860402
>tfw taller than most famous hollywood actors, even Tom Cruise
5'10" mustard race
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>>256859949
Shit like this is making me want to learn phrenology
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>>256860467
they funny thing is that's true, women have a shit ton more attempted suicides than man, man have more suicides.
apparently a bullet the the head is more lethal than taking 9 vicodins and calling an ambulance.
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>>256851420
Looks like a mask. I mean a literal mask she's wearing.
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>>256860458

Think so?

>>256860154

This is her place.
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Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions

I just want the best version of it on PC and I want to pay money for it
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>>256860607
It has framerate issues WITHOUT anything happening. It idles at what seems like 20-22 and only drops from there.
Buyer's remorse.
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>>256855649
I feel you man.
Hoodies and long-sleeved pants do the trick in my case, but that shit don't fly during the summer.
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>>256851420
My Nigga. I want every single game you mentioned. Especially Breakdown
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>>256856349
me and my gf
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>>256860717
Just emulate it poorfag
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>>256860467
>>256860352
>>256860190
>>256860132
>Normalfags completely lacking empathy and being mean for absolutely no reason

More news at 11
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>>256851420
The only games I want ported to PC are
>Dead or Alive 5
>Metal Gear Solid HD Collection
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>>256855460
Who is that black guy I must know, his face intrigues me.
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>>256860805
>girl
uh
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>>256860558
I dont know where you guys are coming up with these images but please stop posting my girlfriends picture she doesnt like it
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>>256860467
I jumped from a 20 meter building, I am now paralysed from my stomach and down and can never try that again
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>>256853786
You are looking at the wrong things if you only pay attention to the hyped releases. Most of those are just okay and hyped up to ridiculous levels. If I were you I would look at the more niche games that look kind of fun and would be better if they had more resources to use, or a rekindled online player base, ect ect.
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>>256860702
Her pad's disgusting yeah, but she still looks kawaii.

Knowing myself, that's probably what my house would end up looking like if I lived on my own.
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>>256860557

I already said it, but that is

>>256859984

Her bathroom and all the rest of the hovel pics are her place.
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>>256860805
ayy lmao
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>>256853951
Ayeka a slut, Ryoko best alien

Dragon's Dogma,
JoJo's All Star Battle
RDR
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>tfw so virgin you would gladly plow Suzy and wife her

Is sex really that much better?
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>>256856389

Nosferatu/10
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>>256860402
>tfw
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>>256860642
I know its true thats why i said it ya dingus. Women back out of it

"AHHH JOE TALKED WITH A WAITRESS I SHOULD JUST FUCKING KILL MYSELF"

"THIS SHOULD DO

*takes 5 benadryl washing it down with arbor mist*

"OMFG I"M GOING TO DIE"

*panics and calls the ambulance*

"I TOOK LIKE 50 TYLONEL"

Thats not a made up story. Never stick your dick in crazy
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>>256860867
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9gyv_aven-moore-tomorrow_fun

enjoy
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>>256860825
>Implying I'm a normalfag
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>>256860894
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>>256859953

I've "attempted" suicide 4 times and none of them are on record because I'm not an attention whore.
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Tell me about Suzy. Why does she wear the mask?
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>>256860726
How horrifying. I actually get ill when I play a game that low with regular drops.
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>>256861113
who the fuck is that elf?

also i didn't even know taylor swift was 5'10"
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>>256861064
>Is sex really that much better?
Better than what?

Better than masturbating in a butcher's cold room surrounded by carcasses while being watched by the butcher as he sharpens his cleaver? Yes.

Better than doing a perfect run of the 6th Stratum in Etrian Odyssey 3? No.
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Your'll a bunch a fags, she's hot as hell, would take back to my place and smash with a hammer/10
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>>256859752
I'm jelly as fuck. You so lucky anon!
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>>256859752
>>256859929
>>256860279
>>256860558
>>256860894
But anons your gf isn't actually your gf
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>>256861185
It's because none of them care and are used to you failing.
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>>256861217
Ok that make smile, fuck you though for using that meme.
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>Does this angle make my face look normal anon?
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>>256861036
>RDR
Just play GUN. >>256861329
>Better than masturbating in a butcher's cold room surrounded by carcasses while being watched by the butcher as he sharpens his cleaver? Yes.
And how would you know anon? Maybe that's my fetish.
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>>256861185
>"attempted"
Sort of like how I "attempted" to become President of the United States of Tanzania by putting on blackface and chasing around fellas with a machete?
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>>256851420
Oh god, what the fuck is that thing?
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>>256861064

I would gladly plow Suzy as well, Anon. She takes really good care of herself - her skin looks amazing and soft. And she has low self-esteem so it's likely she'll let you do anal. A 4/10 face is no reason to pass it up.

Remember where you are.
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>>256860825
>normalfag
>here

Listen bud. I took prozac and then mirtazapine from 11 years old until i was 21. 20mg. then 40. then 80. I've been through psychiatry and counseling and the lot. Dont tell me i dont have empathy. I've been there. I know what it's like.

I also dated my fair share of crazy chicks in high school. And you know what?

Every. Single. One of them. Had a "suicide" attempt under their belt. Usually more than one.

You dont realize how easy it is to fucking kill yourself do you? There is never ANY excuse to fuck it up.

>its painful

Yea? So what? Gun. No gun? Plastic bag, duct tape. Bam. Dead.
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>>256860894
FFS PLS STOP POSTING FAKE IMAGES, I CAN TELL U PHOTOSHOPPED IT I AM PROFFFESIONAL COMPUTE ARTISTTHSI IS ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND NO PHOTOSHOP
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>>256860894
>Anon is being NTR'd and doesn't want to believe it.
I'm sorry to break it to you..
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If she lost weight would she look any better?
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>>256856748
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>>256861515
cover the face, fuck the base.
plow that dumper
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>>256855203
jesus Christ the hip game doe
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>>256861515
I would too.jpg
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>>256861515
I like this triple of images because it shows that she truly is a sexy ewok that just wants to cross breed with humans
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>>256861430
Then why do i have this picture of me cumming on her boobs?
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>>256861515
her body confuses me. is she wearing some kind of corset or something?
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>>256861602
lol dublin
how was that Garth Brooks concert? oh wait.
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>>256861515
>yoga pants
Now that's cheating.
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>>256856189
It's better than no one I guess
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>you will never play vanquish on pc
>with a 120 degree fov
>at 60 fps
>on three monitors
>with dozens of enemies on screen at once
>and loli mods
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>>256860929
Thats what elevators and ramps exist for faggot, you being a fat blob who probably can't push their own wheelchair don't know that though.
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hey /v/ what do you think of my girlfriends?
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Superior alienfu coming through
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>>256861781
What concert?
>>
Demon Souls and a non shit port of Dark Souls
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>>256851420
ayy lmao
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>>256861787
Nah. Here's my theory on life.

Buy an onahole. Maybe that 200$ auto one. You have a ton of money right? Its not like you have a girlfriend to suck it all away.

Then buy a dog. Golden retriever is what i'd reccomend.

There. You have something to wake up and make you smile every day. Take care of. Cuddle with.

Then you have something to fuck

Or if your a furry you can skip the first part.

Honestly i think everyone would be better off if they just had dogs and onaholes
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>>256854292
Saw her and Ross at PAX East this year. She looks great in person. Excellent cosplayer as well.
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It's nearly been 2 hours since this thread was created..
Why moot hires mods that are never around rather than the NEETS that actually browse the boards is beyond me......
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>>256862006
I just want a cat
am I going to turn into a crazy cat person?
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>>256862082

Look, Anon, she seems like a nice girl but she's got a below-average face. She does not look great in person with eyes that are like a penny width apart.
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>>256851420
that bitch is so fake she looks like a mannequin
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>>256854626
I'm almost 100 pounds overweight and have yet to get more than one chin. It's all about weight distribution.
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>>256856189
>>256851420
>>256854003
pls stop
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Guys my gf is the best
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>mfw I've done Suzy's sister

I thought the sister was Suzy when I first saw her on youtube. Didnt even know she had a twin.

Was years ago though, before the whole gamegrumps bullshit.

Still, now I can imagine how Suzy looks naked since they are identical twins.
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>>256862243
Cats are okay. My problem with cats though is they are like whores. If your cat goes outside then he has another home. All outside cats are pimping it in other houses. They think they rescued some poor stray when in reality your cat is eating twice and gaming two people.

Also i think cats would leave you if you stopped feeding them.

Dogs would starve to death with you. Cats would take off.
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>>256862475
>things that never happened
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>>256858676
I'd face fuck her
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>>256862475

>mfw I am Barack Obama

Ayy lmao.
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>>256862475
Got news for your friend. I'm an identical twin and we dont look anything alike naked.

No homo.
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>>256862006
Dogs and onaholes can't tell me they love me.
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>>256856189
So just Yumi?
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Can I hire you as twins for a gangbang porno?
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They're twins, but her sister is so god damn cute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfZNZgufhNo
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>>256862652

Man that's cool. I wish I was an identical twin.

Also why do you know what your adult twin looks like naked. I can accept seeing him naked when you're kids, but bodies change over time. Even if you're a twin.
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>>256862652
>>256862652
well shit.

Still, I've done her twin.
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>>256862772
She looks... human.
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>>256862714
Are you retarded? Have you ever had a dog?

Dogs love you unconditionally. You can be fat as fuck and they will still sleep with you and love you. You can be ugly and they dont care.

Dogs in a way have the most pure love there is.

You dont think a girl would dump you if you stopped taking care of yourself?


Sure they cant speak but neither can mute chicks. They have other ways of telling you that they love you.
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>>256862714
I love you
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>>256861602
>1680 x 150
>fraps
>skype
>Bittorrent free
>Tv tuner
>Chrome
>Hasn't upgraded his nivida driver yet
>Uising wireless
>Having hamatchi open when you don't need it
>Bookmarking youtube, facebook, and shit tier torrent sites
>Living in dublin

Shig dig.
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>>256862756
my mate's obsessed with twins in porn
he's always like "its the only way you can be 100% sure they're related" and then he has a rant about how so many so-called sisters are just like cousins and stuff.

I'm a bit worried about him.
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>>256862772
Her sister is a legit 7-8/10 whereas suzy is 5/10
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>>256862862
>>256862862
I want get some head from her.
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>>256861535
Yea a fuck and chuck is acceptable. But why marry? Nigga marrying is reserved for that one girl that you will most likely never find that deserves it.
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The sister is better but still a bit strange looking.
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does anyone have those leaked suzy nudes?
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>>256862243
if you get only one no , but with 10 cats shitting all over the house yes
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>You will never be invited to a Suzy Bukkake party?
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>>256863074
I had a jean bug once.

Gave me lyme disease
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>>256863037
You sure about that?
They spit acid, anon.
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>>256862880
>>256863023

She also looks a lot more down to earth and doesn't speak with that high-pitched voice.
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Look at that insane amount of make-up. It's caked on to every single inch of her face. Jesus christ.
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>>256862593
Me too
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>>256861515
thats actually not an bad ass she got there
too bad that everything els is disgusting
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>>256863330
Imagine running a finger over her cheek.
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>>256861064
Sex is alright. It's not worth doing anything stupid for. Hand jobs > penetration, this is a fact.
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>>256862339
How can you seriously think she's not attractive?
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>>256862918
I have two dogs but they can't romantically love me. It's not the same. It's a companion friendship type of love.


>>256862948
You too
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>>256863330
>>256863094
>leaked suzy nudes
They're fake bruh. And why would anybody want to see that vampire clown naked?
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>>256862714
Dogs already are a living embodiment of devoted love to a person no matter what kind of a person he or she is.

You know what? You feelfags are so fucking shallow that it makes me sick. Always bitching about wanting love but when you all truly want is just a brief moment of attention and false confirmation of love by someone who only saw you as something entertaining for the moment.
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>>256862593
>>256863462
How does facefucking work? Like, does your penis go down her throat too or is it just in her mouth? How do girls suppress their gag reflex anyway?
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>>256856127
She said once on the GG subreddit that she doesn't have FAS, she even went a doctor to make sure. I kinda feel bad for her, its not her fault she looks that way and its not her fault Jon left and made the show garbage.
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>>256863617
I've posted almost every picture of her in this thread and I've never heard of nudes, fake or not. I'd love to take a look
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>>256863712
I have no clue. My gag reflex is too strong. I've almost made myself throw up several times just brushing my tongue.
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>>256851686

THIS

I wanted to glitch myself in walls too badly.
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i want her mouth wrapped around one of my fresh warm turds or tongueing my freshly shattened arse
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>>256863460

Your experience sounds shitty but it also sounds like it wouldn't be a common scenario. Not that I have any insight into this shit, but all families are different.
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>>256862714
Get a hooker, retard. If that doesn't work, then kill yourself.
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>>256863712
it doesnt. not to the throat anyway. You can do it with their lips but pretty much every girl cant deepthroat. They have to learn to get past their gag reflexes.

>>256863603
Romantic love is overated. I wish more than anything i could just spend the rest of my life with my best friends, dogs, and an onahole.

>>256862873
Honestly i believe you. People dont really lie over simple shit here. There's no reason to. What do they gain from it?

>>256862756
I assume you meant me
>>256862652
Neither one of us is gay.
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>>256864109
Would you want to be face down are up, her wearing medical gloves, spreading your cheeks, sucking your turds out slowly? Is such a thing even possible?
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>>256863642

You sound like a hardcore creeper furry.
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>>256858085
Hello Draw fag in a thread earlier today about if snake could have completed rising. Some of us mentioned that the monsoon fight would be old snake Cqc'ing a dismanlted body with monsoons hips just thrusting on snake.
Could you craw this please?
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>>256864109
>shattened

New word

>>256864125
Two twin girls we went to highschool with. Real QT's. Woulda pursued one of them. Real sick sense of humor. Joked about lynching niggers. I like that. Anway. They hated each other. Always fought, like physically fought each other. One broke the other ones finger in a fight once.

I assure you it's much more common than you think.
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>>256864173
>Romantic love is overated
Who hurt you? WHO HURT YOU!?
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>>256864170
A hooker's not likely to tell you they love you either. And if they do you're assuredly going to feel even worse.
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>>256864039
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. You'd look so cute with a juicy smooth femmeboi cock down your throat...

>>256864173
Okay so it's basically just rubbing your cock against her tongue then? Must feel kind of weird for the girl!
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>>256854289

Her hips are alright, but she has no tits.

And it's a shame that her mom had to drink a gallon of vodka every day of her pregnancy. She really looks like her mom consumed a shitload of alcohol, but not quite enough to give the miscarriage she wanted.
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>>256855649

What's your disability?
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>>256864293
How does that sound furry? Dogs really are a great source of unconditional affection.
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>>256864563
Nothing wrong with a pear shaped woman, anon.

I'm of the opinion that hips & arse > big tittays
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>>256864375

You might be right. My experience is limited to watching a fucking twin tag video of Suzy and her sister.

That's a shame, though. It seems like a built-in bonding factor, y'know? Like it should make you guys have a stronger desire to stick together. But that also sounds really naive and idealistic as I type it.
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>>256863005
The thought of fucking a sibling makes me want to puke. But that's probably because I have two sisters I grew up with.
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>>256858593
I'm ok with this
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>>256864943
Good.

Incest is probably the most pleb tier fetish there is.
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>>256853786
neat
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>>256851420
Okay.
I would probably jizz all over that face and in that mouth and not even feel bad about it.
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>>256862339
But[spiler]t[spoiler/] Holly is waifu material
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>>256864496
Pay for the girlfriend experience.
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>>256864293
>has never owned a dog
>has never been greeted by that giant body wag of excitement from seeing just your toes as you walk by the window.
>never had to say goodbye while that tail wags to the last second

If you think that's furry you really havent had a dog like most people have.

>>256864378
Honestly nobody. I just am getting really bored of my current relationship. Getting harder and harder to say i love you. No idea how i'm going to deal with it.


>>256864795
When we were little we just had each other. It was exactly like that. And if we're alone or with people we dont like it's like old times again. He's said before if we had to be stuck on an island with anyone we would be best for each other. Know exactly how to make the other laugh.

But he's a huge douche now. Picture related. I always try to talk to him or play videogames with him but he's never interested.
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>>256865173
Is GFE less expensive or more expensive than anal?
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>PC gamers will never play good games
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>>256852362
>Red Dead Redemption
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I want an HD remake of Bloody Roar to come out on PC
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>>256865245
I would guess its cheap given that she's just acting where as anal she's taking a dick up her ass.
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>>256865269
Are you trying to rile me up, son?
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>>256863074
>>256863023
>>256862772
>>256862880
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLTvL34hsVY

waifu material right here
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>>256862475
>omg I totally know that girl! She goes to my school! There's no way that they're two separate girls that look very similar at certain angles!
>people still do this shit
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>>256864730

I dunno. They tend to get cellulite-fat as they get older.

But hey, that's just my opinion
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Guys. Weird question. Anyone got a link to that guy on youtube who moved to japan and married a QT asian with huge boobs, then had a kid with her.

Guy was ugly as fuck and i think just made videogames. She played them too. Been looking for them
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>>256865364
Yeah I guess so.

Okay how about this... what's more appealing: escorts, brothel workers, streetwalking hookers, or strippers that do extra stuff in the back rooms?
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>>256864717
In the end this is still a thread about aliums, r-right?
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>>256865196

I owned a dog. I had a fucking cool as shit dog who I grew up with, a border collie/blue heeler mix. But that guy sounds like he gets hard for his dog.
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>>256865245
Never hired a hooker before, but I'm pretty sure it would be cheaper than anal
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>>256864943

Depends, how hot are your sisters/
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>>256865404
Holyfuck she's so cute
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>>256865404
>"she's my identical twin sister"
>they look nothing alike
>they act nothing alike
>this one is a qt and looks partially human
>suzy is horrifying and looks entirely alien

I thought I understood genetics at least somewhat. Now I'm not so sure.
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>>256851420

fukken saved
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>>256865654
My sisters are Emma Watson and Beyonce
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>>256865603
ayy
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>>256865603
Oh my god.

Jesus how do you even play games.
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>>256865695
Nature vs Nurture buddy!

NATURE
U
R
T
U
R
E L E R I U M
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>>256865603

So two of your fingers fused together?
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>>256865603

Your thumb has a thumb
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