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Nintendo has officially stated that sheik is a woman:
http://www.zeldadungeon.net/2014/08/sheiks-gender-confirmed-by-nintendo/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=sheiks-gender-confirmed-by-nintendo

People are still in huge denial and will do anything to prove sheik is still a man despite this news, such as citing non canon information or claiming a person can be whatever gender he wants.

Discuss.
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>>256661194
inb4 fags blame this on innocent trans girls
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I'm just glad I'm asexual so I don't have to worry about all this nonsense.
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And this was never a fucking question, only TG fetish idiots ever thought this was a thing
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>>256661194
SHUT THE FUCK UP

IT DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL

SHEIK IS STILL ZELDA AND THUS A WIZARD WHO CAN REMAIN A REGULAR GIRL OR GROW A DICK. WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE JERKIN OFF TO.

STOP HARPING ON THIS YOU RETARDED SACKS OF SHIT
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Where did all these people come from that didn't play OoT or even Smash bros? Shiek is just zelda in disguise
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>>256661194
Shiek being revealed to be Zelda was the original official indisputable confirmation.
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>>256661565
>Being a wizard automatically means you can cast any spell to do anything

Ya, because being a dentist means you can perform any surgery on any animal or human, right? Retard.

Zelda simply disguised herself as a guy. She didn't have a penis.
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>>256661656
Everyone who says sheik is a male is shitposting, just like everyone who says degenerates is shitposting.
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Zelda is a girl. Sheik is Zelda.
Sheik is a girl.

Done.
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>>256661490

virgin detected
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>>256661656
>her disguise was so effective that even a decade and a half later there are people who still refuse to believe they were rused
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why is this considered news?
what is going on?
why is this happening?
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>>256661404
>tumblr trannies
>innocent
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go make a fucking general in /vg/ for fucks sakes, fuck off with this stupid argument
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Remember /v/, sheik is a guy.

If we let nintendo say Sheik is a girl, then Anita Sarkeesian wins and video games as we know it will end

Remember we must put women in their place back in the kitchen.

Now chant with me

Sheik is a guy.
Sheik is a guy.
Shiek is a guy
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Even if somebody officially involved with it "confirmed" it, it still wouldn't matter. They know that Western audiences aren't as comfortable with the idea of gender changing, that's why they've begun to portray Sheik with increasingly feminine characteristics in each iteration since OoT. It's marketing.
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>>256661858
I DON'T CARE. The point is that all of you are WAAAAY too invested in this argument.

Shut the FUCK up already. Goddamn.
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>>256661194

I think I found a new fetish.
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there's nothing to discuss
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>>256662080
I was referring to truscum. The trannies which tumblr will violently bash.
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>>256662058
Just goes to show you how retarded /v/ is now that it's populated by a smorgasbord of faggots from the trinity of online dicksucking communities.
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>>256662010
Nice maymays, I see you can't even form a proper retort as to why you think asexuality isn't a valid orientation.
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>>256661194
They revealed that in 1998 holy fuck who honestly thought Shiek was a man?
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Why is this even a thing.
Who cares.
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>>256662189
Criticizing Anita is shitposting.
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>>256662275

>tumblr bashing trannies

what
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>>256662189
>If we let nintendo say Sheik is a girl, then Anita Sarkeesian wins and video games as we know it will end

You made this post already you dumb nigger. Stop trying to use Guilt by Association to get your way. You're a hetero and that's that.
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>>256662294
but the link is going outside of /v/, it seems like we're supposed to laugh at retards instead of being the retards, i think i should stop thinking.
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>>256662206
she was a girl in OOT, from the start
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Congratulations, OP. Thanks to people like you, the "official confirmation" have brought up more debate threads than ever before.

The real question is why Zelda wouldn't want a magical dick? If she has the power to, she should.
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>>256662189
nice post, keep posting this exact post for cool points :^)
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>>256661194
I thought everyone knew this?

Why are people stupid?
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>>256661194
>Someone from Nintendo had to officially confirm something that was confirmed when the game came out
The hell is wrong with these people
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>>256662416
>Who cares.
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAT RAPING WHORES
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>>256662668
It's just a retcon for the new Dynasty Warriors version. In the original games the Shrek character was a man.
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You now realize Sheik is princess Zelda in disguise.
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>>256662562
FtM is a sin in tumblr's eyes.
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>>256662562
Nobody hates tumblr more than tumblr itself.
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What proof is there that Ganondorf doesn't identify as a woman?
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>>256662829
says who?
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>>256662750
best part is: people are still arguing, that Shei is a guy
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>>256661194
How the fuck did anyone get confused on this is the first place?

SPOILER ALERT:
Shiek isn't a unique new character, it's fucking Zelda in disguise.

Are people really so autistic they didn't get that?
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>>256662416
>>256662817
>MAN LET ME SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE!

oh fuck up.
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>>256662902
says his delusion
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>>256662817
Obviously you care enough to come into the thread and tell people that you don't care. How can you be so autistic?
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>>256661194
>Sexologist John Money introduced the terminological distinction between biological sex and gender as a role in 1955. Before his work, it was uncommon to use the word gender to refer to anything but grammatical categories.[1][2] However, Money's meaning of the word did not become widespread until the 1970s, when feminist theory embraced the concept of a distinction between biological sex and the social construct of gender.

So gender is a vague as fuck word. Since a butch female could theoretically be male and Prissy gay man could be female. But that shit starts getting fucking complicated when considering pitcher catcher roles.


Tldr
Gender is a buzzword.
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>>256662902
The original game.
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Why do faggots want Shiek to have a dick so bad?
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>>256662189
Just because Anita exists doesn't mean recognizing any female in videogames ever is immoral by association.
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>>256662562
They get so pissed when a transgender girl passes. There was a transgirl who after a few months started passing and she was bashed for conforming to society's standards. They spammed her new friends and coworkers telling them that that she was a man once all because she passed and she was pretty.
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>>256662416
/v/ loves a shitstorm so much that even when the shitstorm isn't happening on /v/, stupid faggots will BRING IT to /v/.
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Sheik was a guy in OOT.

It has since been retconned to her being a female.

And I don't give a shit. This is just what I think happend, and I am 100% OK with this.
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>>256662875

>men can turn into women
>women can't turn into men

are you serious
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>>256663035
Where does it say that Sheik is a guy?
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>>256662054
Man that is a fluffy kitty
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Why would people think she literally turned into a man? she didn't even change her fucking hair color for fucks sake, if she was going to change her sex she would probably change her hair
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>>256662829
>It's just a retcon for the new Dynasty Warriors version
>retcon
>a musou game about all the Zelda timelines colliding with another.
>Sheik is from OoT

Sheik does not just change genders for the sake of a dynasty warriors clone. That is retarded. Just fucking admit to yourself jerked off to a woman.
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>>256663035
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>>256663086
I wouldn't say "they" as in the whole group, just a few bitchy retards. You've gotta remember, tumblr is basically Female 4chan, and girls are vicious hateful beasts. We'll just call each other faggots and move on, but on tumblr they bide their time and let their grudges stew and fester.
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>>256663160
I don't have the entire game script in front of me. Just play the game, it's obvious.
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>>256663013
>one man coined a term, so that makes it true
If I make up a word for how retarded you are, does me using it automatically make it true?
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>>256663147
I don't believe you.
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stop making these fucking threads, you are gay, we all get it
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>>256663163
I want to give it a big hug.
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>>256663320
Shiek never whips out a dick, so it still leans heavily on disguise, not sex change.
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>>256663070
Part of it is about justifying the porn. The other half is social justice pc pushing shit like with Tomadachi life. Nintendo said something they didn't like and now they're chimping out.
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>>256663320
>no answer
So it never says Sheik is a guy. Got it.
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>>256663396
It probably wouldn't like that.
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>>256663320
But that's the point of the disguise. She didn't grow a dick for fuck's sakes. I don't even know why I'm replying to bait anyway.
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>>256663214
Yeah so? If some other company makes a spin off game they can do whatever they want with the characters. Like how they changed the appearances of everyone and their abilities.
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>>256663147
She had Zelda's voice actress. She was always a girl. It's a pretty fucking simple deduction and nothing suggests at all that she grew a dick.
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>>256663070
I'm pretty sure it's just a few retards backed by trolls who are drowning in satisfaction right now.
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Can we please get someone to take the Zelda and Sheik models from OoT and overlay them in a 3D modeling program? See if they have the same body structure?

If they don't, Sheik obviously has changed her body to be a male's. If they are the same, she is a girl.
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>>256663514
>social justice PC shit
>Actually thinking that has anything to do with this
The depth of /v/'s paranoia is so stupid it hurts.
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>>256663483
It's a magical disguise.
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>>256663543
It would learn to accept it.
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>>256663514
>The other half is social justice pc pushing shit like with Tomadachi life
I think I missed that - what happened?
Sth. about no possibility of homosexuality or sth.?
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>>256663640
Dresses.
There's no point overlaying with dresses.
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>>256662956
>>256662993
I want to talk about motherfucking Zelda and Hyrule Warriors. It is impossible to do that when all of you retards refuse to stop yapping on about whether or not the princess has a dick.

So please just let it the fuck go already.
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People only think she's a dude because ruto calls her a dude, which is what her disguise is intended to make people think.
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>>256663393
That's fine. But that is just what I think happend.

>>256663591
Well apart from them having a different physique and physical capabilities. Sure she lacked a penis but it was a kids game.
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>>256663364
You didn't even read my entire post. Nor did you read my
>tldr

So go read it again and know that I was referring to the word
>gender
As a convoluted mess that was made to have GLBT community feel like special snow flakes. Nothing fuvking more.
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>>256663640
Someone did last night actually and they don't.

Also eye and skin and hair color are different.

That's the whole debate, not HURRR SJW, but the fact that a lot of people in the game use male pronouns for Shiek and her form is magically changed. This isn't some stupid boogeyman debate you braindead retards, it's just been something that was never completely clear.
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>>256663640
If a girl adds muscle to her frame, is she a male? If I make my body overly feminine, am I female? Body type doesn't prove anything.
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>>256663320
That you interpreted it that way says very interesting things about your psyche.

Tell me anon, what do you dream about?
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I mean... did we really need this confirmed? Sheik is just Zeldas disguise.
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>>256663640
I don't think this can be done because I don't think Zelda has legs in that game.

Torso comparisons should be fine tho
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>>256663640
They have different arms, shoulders and chests.
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>>256663743
Clawing and scratching, it'd try to tear anyone who tries forcing it to like cuddles.
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>>256663743
Nope, that kind of cat would jsut claw and bite you into bits
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Has this always been a thing or did this surface after the SJW shit started picking up speed? Because I would assume that literally any person who play OoT knew without a shadow of a doubt that Shiek was Zelda and that Zelda is a girl. Even pretending there is some Shiekah magic or whatever that could genderswap, she fucking had bandages over her tits, obviously to keep them from popping out.
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>>256663803
and her different physique and is stronger/more agile as sheik which is due to it being a magical disguise.
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>>256661194
shrek is not a woman
he is an ogre
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>>256663849
Her body being different does NOT mean Zelda turns into a man.
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Remember the many lines on OoT dedicated to Shiek's huge throbbing cock? What the fuck Nintendo why would you retcon this
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>>256661490

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you're delusional by thinking you're devoid of any sexual instinct.
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>>256663950
So now we're going so far as to imply that for her magical disguise she went to the trouble of giving herself a cock?
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>>256663775
You can at least see if the face and the arms are the same. See if they're the same height and things match up the best they can. It would end the debate once and for all.

>>256663854
Considering she doesn't seem to have any breasts at all and shows to have a male-muscled chest, if she changes her body enough with magic, it must be a male's.

They look like two very different models, but we need actual proof and comparison of the bodies. If someone can actually find the 3D models, I'd try to learn how to do this shit myself so I can lay the debate to rest.
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>>256663640
The answer is that Sheik was designed to appear ambiguously male in order to mislead players and not designed off Zelda's model. This doesn't affect the actual canon wherein she is a female.

It's a bit like arguing that Link really does have pink hair in A Link to the Past.
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>>256664038
And there was never proof one way or another, hence the whole fucking "debate" that has lasted like 15 years until now.
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>>256663640
Somebody already overlaid the official artworks in the last thread. The hips are the same, and the legs might be (hidden under Zelda's skirt), but the shoulders and face are different.
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>>256664123
It was a disguise.
They're the same person.
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>>256663572

>If some other company makes a spin off game they can do whatever they want with the characters.

Not if they want to get fired.

Pretty sure that Bill had to go through reading Nintendo's Zelda bible before speaking on Nintendo's behalf. If Bill were to have misrepresented Nintendo, we would've been hearing from Miyamoto and PR damage control right about now.

Sorry tumblr.
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you butthurt fags mad that youve been jerking off to the wrong gender all this time. the opposite of this
http://taylorhansonisaguy.ytmnd.com/
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>was a girl disguised as a man a man or woman

People are retarded.
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I feel like anyone surprised that there was ever a debate, and who insists that "shiek is a dude" supporters are SJW, are complete newfags that are totally unfamiliar with Zelda a series.
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>>256664119
Hyrulian greetings involve grabbing the crotch so she had to be thorough to fool everyone
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>>256664119
well if she wants to be seen as a male in order for nobody to find out about her why not?

she is fucking magical, why make a disguise for yourself to look a lil like a guy when you can literally change yourself into a male and then people definitely won't find you.
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why is this even a thing?

its fucking zelda in a disguise

aerith dies. its nothing new or mysterious

were not watching the prestige here
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>>256661194
wait people cared?
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>>256664364
Claude kills Aerith.
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>>256664335
No fanfiction plz

>>256664341
Because you're Princess Zelda.

I doubt Zelda thinks much about cock, fanfiction aside.
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This thread is proof faggots are the worst.
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>>256664119
Ganondorf had genital radar. Weren't you in the last 10 threads?
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>this fucking thread exist
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>>256663396
I don't know about that
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>>256664341
Why not change your hair color?
Why cover up your face?
Why not give yourself a male vocal tract?
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>>256664331

It would absolutely have to be those people. I was 9 when I played Ocarina and there was no confusion in my mind. How does this exist?
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>>256663013
Yo I'm pretty sure "gender" has been used fairly interchangeably with "sex" for 500, at least. This Money guy may have made a distinction between the two for the first time but the claim that "gender" was a purely grammatical term before that is ridiculous.
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>>256664497
Snape is Bruce Willis's ghost
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>>256663640
This is Zelda and Sheik overlaid
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>>256664341
If she was going to do something as drastic as change her sex why would she still choose an appearance that looks so similar to her normal appearance?

If she was going to go that far why wouldn't she change her appearance drastically? She doesn't even change her hair or voice.
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>>256664341
Because if we go by your chuckster logic, she would've just turned completely invisible instead.
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>>256662246
mad
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>>256664534
Actually that does kinda make sense, Zelda had to have such a good disguise that Ganondorf's super broken magic could never find her. The MOMENT she became Zelda again Ganondorf found her, so the Shiek disguise must have been more than some tit wrapping and contacts.
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>>256664497
I want Game Theory to leave.
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>>256663013
Gender is Binary.
You're either a boy or a girl, depending on the sexual organ you're born with.
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>>256664606
Why not make yourself a Zora or a Goron or something. That'd really throw off everyone
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>>256664454
Apparently.

I just kind of assumed she didn't change her sex, but could if she wanted to. Whichever I feel like jerking off to.
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>>256664123
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>>256664618
>it would have to be those people!
Man, your boogeymen actually went back to when you were 9? That's deep.
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>>256664504
I am not implying she turned herself into a raging sexual beast. But she probably just thought let's turn into a guy so nobody will notice me AND I am also stronger now.

>>256664606
She does change her hair colour.
She is looking for a clever disguise not a shit obvious disguise.
Yeah fair point, perhaps that was simply a time limit on game development or they didn't see the point in hiring a guy just to make a few grunts.
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>>256664534
>>256664769
You kids and your fanfiction.
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>>256664906
Yeah he use to hide under the bed :)
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>>256664225
If Zelda can magically transform her body into a perfect male replica with male body structure and muscle, does that not mean she becomes a male? Like when Link turns into a bunny in the Dark World, are you saying that he's still human? Fuck no, it's magic.

She alters her body to become male. It is more than a disguise.
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>>256664762
AS FUCK.

STOP HARPING ON ABOUT THIS "ISSUE" AS IF IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ANY REASON.
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>>256664815
Gender is binary but not limited to gonads.
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>a decade later people haven't realised Sheik was Zelda in disguise

Pretty good fucking disguise, then.

I didn't even fucking play Ocarina of Time and I knew this.
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>>256664801
Seriously Game Theorists are the fucking worst
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>>256665002
Prove it
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>>256664737
how does she look similar? She looks like a really muscular guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

>>256664738
maybe she can't do that i dont fucking know. but is it that much of a logical leap to just think she wanted to be disguised as a male so ganon can't find her.
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>>256662189
Not sure if it's a joke or it's serious
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>>256663849
>but the fact that a lot of people in the game use male pronouns for Shiek

No shit, she's wearing a disguise. The characters in Fire Emblem: Awakening refer to Lucina with male pronouns while she's disguised, does that mean that her mask magically transforms her into a guy?
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>>256664895
Sure doesn't look like "He" has a cock.

If so it must be pretty tiny.
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>>256664769
No, it was a joke. Keep your fan fiction to yourself faggot.
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>>256665057
Uh, yeah it is.
The whole point of being a 'boy' or 'girl' is to fulfill a role in sexual reproduction.
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>>256665123
>Ganondorf has magic radar shit to detect Zelda
>cannot detect zelda until the very second she drops her Sheik disguise
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This isn't a new development. She's been a girl since OoT and has been constantly said to be female.
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>>256661194
Only fetishes fags care about this kind of shit. Only thing it efects me is what pronoun I use, I always used female anyway because it's Zelda in hiding.
I have also discovered that there isn't any porn of Sheik fucking Zelda whats up with that?
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>>256664123
Here, dude >>256664712
Their artwork overlaid
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>>256663086
>she
And I'm glad I can agree with tumblr on something for once. Those trannies that bitch about "gender norms" whilst trying to be living caricatures of them really do deserve to be knocked down a peg or two.
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>>256665185
>implying Lucina doesn't have a giant throbbing cock, while wearing the mask
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>>256665241
Sex involves sexual reproduction, gender is seperate.
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My IQ drop a few standard deviations by lurking this thread. /v/ is honestly full of fucking retards.
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>>256663849
THE USE MALE PRONOUNS FOR HER NAME BECAUSE SHE DISGUISED HERSELF AS A MALE TO AVOID HER IDENTITY GETTING OUT JUST LIKE MULAN DID. HOLY FUCK I'M MAD YOU FAGGOTS CAN'T SEE THIS.
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>these retards
>not knowing what padding it is
>not knowing about breast hiding bandages
>"i want to hide from ganondorf so ill just look exactly like i do as a woman but in different clothing"
>its entirely impossible that zelda may have used magic to make her more masculine or change her racial appearance so she wont look like regular zelda but it makes total sense that she uses magic to grow a dick and balls
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>>256665126
>maybe she can't do that

Maybe she can't grow a dick either. Maybe growing a dick is retarded and miyamoto isn't a retard. I think my maybes are better then yours.
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>>256665268
Cos she's in disguise
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>>256665389
They're synonyms.
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>>256665282
You would think that would end the debate.
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>>256665379
Point taken.
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>>256665282
Fags just try to take refuge in the idea that she was intended to have grown a penis in OoT and that further statements by Nintendo are a retcon. Simply because she never said she didn't grow a dick.
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If my dad wore my mom's make up and clothes that does not make him my mom.
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>>256665268
>Ganondorf was watching link
>Ganondorf sees Shiek turn into Zelda

I don't know why you have to over think simple scenarios with dicks. Maybe you're gay?
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>>256663640
see >>256664895
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>>256665390

>standard deviations

like any faggot here knows what that means
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>>256661194
Those people are retards that don't deserve to be treated as humans.
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>>256665342
Ouch, what a sharp edge.

>>256665474
Only in biology, which doesn't much care about the psychology of a person.

>>256665437
No shit, dumbass, I'm saying why the debate exists in the first place. Eat a dick.
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>>256665458
well tbh why are you even thinking about growing a dick in a childs game.

the focus is completely seperate from genitals. as a kid if you heard "and then she turned herself into a male so he couldn't find her" you don't instantly think of a penis.

or at least I didn't.
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This argument is older than some of you think. Certainly older than tumblr. I'm pretty sure I was aware of it by the time SSBM came out, at least.

Of course Sheik is Zelda's disguise. That part was never in question. But considering it's a magic disguise that alters her entire appearance and is intended to make her look like a man, people were wondering how far she actually took it.
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>>256665681
>nobody here has done high school level statistics
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>>256665647
You're a bigot.
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>>256665463
>Ganondorf's super all seeing magic can't see through some makeup and a face mask
I refuse to believe that.

>>256665650
If he was watching Link he probably would have noticed the seven or so other times that Sheik appeared to him.

Also Ganondorf can detect the holder of a Triforce piece.

I'm not saying Shiek is male or female, I'm saying that Sheik isn't just Zelda with a tit wrap and a tan, there's gotta be a bit more magic behind it.
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>this new "growing a throbbing cock" meme
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>>256665040
Welcome to /v/ buttmunch, we all make a big deal out of stupid shit. It's the equivalent to small talk for normalfags
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>>256665747

If it's a disguise then for all we know it's just light being bent to create a certain image.

Alternatively, "it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit".
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>>256665568
>Simply because she never said she didn't grow a dick.

This is like History Channel's explanation involving Ancient Aliens.

>Well you see, the archives never did say there weren't aliens!
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>>256665902
>it can't see through a dick though
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>People actually care about this shit
>People genuinely think about Zelda growing herself a cock.
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1. Sheik Trophy: "This is Zelda's alter ego. Using a variation of the name of the ancient Sheikah tribe, she appears before Link and teaches him melodies instrumental to his success. It's believed that she's not just a quick-change artist, but rather that she is able to instantaneously alter her clothing and her eye and skin color by using her magical skills."

2.SHEIK'S VOICE
Another excuse is saying Sheik's voice is male.
No, its not. The one who makes the voice of Princess Zelda is a Japanese actress named Jun Mizusawa.
And guess who makes Sheik's voice? Jun Mizusawa as well.

3."Sheik is male because Sheik has a manly body figure" Well, have you ever seen athletic woman bodies? Pic related.

4. No Bulge I mean shes wearing spandex. You would of been able to tell. You can tell on Ganondorf.

5. SHEIK HIDES HER FACE FOR A REASON
Why Would sheik grow a penis and then still hide her face by covering it up?
What's the point if you have the body of a dude and hide with a scarf and change your eye color and skin? You can't say because male sheikahs cover their face, all the sheikahs we have seen are female. And they don't completely cover their body in spandex like Sheik did. OOT Impa did not fully cover her body in spandex and skyward impa did not do that either. Sheik is the only one who covers her body completely unlike other sheikahs. Why? Because she doesn't change into a male. She has to hide herself completely.

6. The two-parter: 1. A Gossip Stone says that Princess Zelda is a tomboy, which would explain why she chose to make Sheik a boy.

"They say that, contrary to her elegant image, Princess Zelda of Hyrule Castle is actually a tomboy!"

2. Impa is the last of her race and would be the only one who could teach Zelda the ways of the Sheikahs.

7. Zelda tells Link straight out that she was Sheik, she TELLS you herself right here she was Sheik all along and that she was in disguise to hide from Ganondorf! She also says she is fully aware. TBC.
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>>256665747
This, the retards in this thread obsessing over SJW are idiots who just want to pick another internet fight.
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>>256665915
This
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>>256665859
>tumblrbait
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>Zelda straight up telling you that she was Sheik in OoT
>In your fucking face in the Temple of Time
>People still want to believe it was a guy

Then again there are people who try to argue that JFK didn't die from a bad case of getting shot in the head.
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>>256665915
Yes, "for all we know," which we don't, which is why people wanted to know.
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>>256665727
I'm not.
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>>256665859
& you're a banana nosed faggot.
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>>256665972
>it can't see through a totally different body
That's my point, yes.
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>>256666014
>People genuinely think about Zelda growing herself a cock
as a child I did not think about that at all, and I thought Sheik was a male Zelda.

I just didn't care about that shit, and I just didn't care enough.
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>>256666034
forgot pic
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>>256662829
Just like how Mulan was a guy, right?
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>>256662189
>>256662189
what
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>>256664712
Cool, so it actually was just a suit.
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HA HA HA DICKGIRL FAGS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>256666161
Ganon was watching Link, and saw Sheik become Zelda.
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>/v/ is in denial that Poison is a tranny
>/v/ is in denial that Sheik is a man

What's with /v/ wanting dick with breasts on everything?
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>>256666065
>anyone who doesn't agree with me is tumblr
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>>256665698
Psychology is deprecated. Neuroscience and biology, true sciences based on trufax, disprove your fantasy bullshit. Go back to crossdressing in private, you pervert; as far as the truth is concerned, you're all just a bunch of fetishist revisionists with a toxic "the grass is greener" mentality.
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>>256666034
>"They say that, contrary to her elegant image, Princess Zelda of Hyrule Castle is actually a tomboy!"
Oh you silly japs
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>>256665282
>you have to transform between sheik and zelda to b effective
>Sheik lacks a strong knockout attack
Man they really had no clue how their own game worked did they.
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>>256666112
>manga
>canon
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>>256666034
Continuation:

8. Bill Trinen whom is a higher up with Nintendo, who deals with Miyamoto and Aonuma personally, has confirmed Sheik is female.

9. A four-parter this time. SHEIK IS JUST A DISGUISE

In the Hyrule Historia scans it points out how Zelda was just wearing a disguise and pretending to be Sheik:

1."The leader of the sages was Princess Zelda, who bore the Triforce of Wisdom in her hand. Zelda had been waiting for this moment to reveal to Link that she was Sheik."

2."Princess Zelda had no other option but to wait for Link’s seal to break. In order to escape from the Demon King, she impersonated a young Sheikah boy and kept her identity hidden under the name of Sheik."

3."Princess Zelda, as Sheik, played the harp and gave advice to Link. The mission entrusted to Link was to break the curse in 5 temples and wake up the sages."

4."Princess Zelda taught Link special songs with her harp in order to
guide him to the temples."

10. in Eiji Aonuma's interview by Kotaku in November 2009 before Spirit Tracks got released, he does mention Sheik and look what he actually said:
"We recently received information from a survey conducted in the US that indicated that, among our female characters, users had a preference for those that were more on the independent side, such as Sheik and Tetra." Eijin Aonuma himself called Sheik a female.

11. NINTENDO CONFIRMS SHEIK'S GENDER..AGAIN. pic related.
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>>256666234
>just a suit
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I know you people aren't fans of the gender/sex distinction but I'd say it's relevant in this case, because even if Zelda altered the contents of her trousers for the sake of disguise, she's mentally still herself.

Of course, if it's just the contents of the trousers you were interested in, that's not an answer.
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>Can find a 3D Sheik model to compare to the 3D Zelda
>But there is no adult Zelda model I can find online

Why the fuck hasn't anybody uploaded one yet? I've been looking around for a while. I need to prove to y'all fags exactly how different she is, and overlaying the two models in a 3D space will prove it.
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>>256666360

You can stop. There is literally no point in talking about it. It was never a real debate.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlJQxiybJw8
>Mei Ling confirms it takes powerful magic to simply change skin and eye colour
>people still think she would go through the trouble of growing an unnecessary dick
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>>256666360
>>256666034


Well this settles it.
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>>256666112
>fanmade comic
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>>256666267
And if he was watching Link he would have seen Sheik many times helping him. Ganon clearly couldn't see through that disguise.

>>256666293
>You must be my boogeyman, nobody can disagree with me!
>Neuroscience disproves it
I've never seen neuroscience comment on transgender business except for that one study regarding brain structure.
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>>256666112
>I want to become strong to protect myself.
>I will become a boy.

>thinks only boys can be strong
>proceeds to undergo training from based Impa
Manga Zelda is kinda dumb.
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>>256666112
dude, I have every single LoZ-Manga myself, but those are just Fanfiction. Like Sherlock is a fanfiction about Sherlock Holmes in todays world.

It has it's own canon.
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Excluding the obvious "epic" trolls that keep saying Sheik is a man to make people mad since OoT release, I really don't see how a normal person can think Sheik is a man.

I mean, the logic is rather straightfoward:
> Zelda is a girl
> Sheik is Zelda in disguise
> Hence Sheik is a girl
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If only Zelda had disguised herself with a big fat suit

Or giant prosthetic tits.
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>>256666360
>Bill Trinen whom is
*who
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>>256662416
Because people are wrong, and by god, we will set them right.
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>>256666493
No, It definitely was not. But I wrote this last night and saved it in notepad because I KNEW some asshole would make the thread again
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>>256666179
So you were an autistic child who didn't understand the concept of gender.

Protip: I wouldn't tell anyone else about that, nor would I spend time arguing with others about it. Keep that business to yourself, the rest of us had no problem realizing that Zelda was just in disguise and didn't magically turn herself in to a guy.
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>>256666360
>she impersonated a young Sheikah boy
There ya go, Sheik is a man.
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>>256661194
is fucking zelda, why would anyone think sheik is a boy.
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>all these transfaglets getting assannihilated within an inch of their sanity over the fact that OoT doesn't cater to their SJW faggotry
based nintendo
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>>256663013
>John Money
he was a pedophile rapist
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>>256666209
>tfw no Mulan video game
I WANT TO KICK ASS WITH MAH QT 3.14 CHINESE WARRIOR WAIFU DAMMIT.
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>>256666360
Aside from the last two, you're just telling us that Zelda and Sheik are the same person. No fucking shit.

THE WHOLE POINT over this 15 year old debate has just been "how far did Zelda take her magical disguise?"
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>>256666445
see >>256664895
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>>256666682
That is some serious mental gymnastics, did you even read the rest? yknow the whole DISGUISING part?
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Why is the Zelda hardcore fanbase so fucking retarded? Why ca't you faggots enjoy the game wihtout find a issue with the smallest bullshit you can, you are almost as bad as the FE comunity
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>>256666717
>MUH SJW BOOGEYMAN
Newfags please lurk.
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>>256666540
>fanmade
>commisioned by Nintendo
>endorsed by Aonuma as canon for filling in blanks
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>>256666663
How does that make me autistic what the fug.

fucking /v/ throws autistic at anything they disagree with.
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>>256666780
>That is some serious mental gymnastics
Like all that shit you had to post just to prove to yourself something that's wrong?
Sheik is a male character.
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>>256664895
SEE THAT BULGE ON SHEIK? THAT BIG OL POLYGON THERE? CHECK M8 CIS!
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>>256661194
Who else read that in Rarity's voice?
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>Nintendo will never make a Shiek game since they're too busy dealing with a retarded fanbase

It hurts.
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>>256666902
Sheik's not a character, she's a disguise.
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>>256666763
Read the "Sheik hides her face" and "WEARING A DISGUISE" parts

>>256666902
Except it's right and confirmed by fucking Nintendo, both Bill Trinnen and AONUMA
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>>256666927
guess only you pony fag.
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>>256666497
That doesn't necessarily take more powerful magic.
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>>256666497
>chinese girl thinking science is magic

fuck the debate lets debate on how chinese bitches be stupid
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>>256666770
That's not fucking good enough, Anon. I want to compare them with all the details from all the angles. Maybe I can get inside Sheik's hood and directly compare it with Zelda's face to see how much the facial structure changed. How much larger her hands are. And for all I know, the scale could've changed in those pictures. Sheik may be taller than Zelda.

When the models are actually compared, it will be complete proof that she changes her body physically, and is more than a disguise. Magic is some serious shit.
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>>256666960
>you will never go around Hyrule and help Link out with his adventure, all while taking care of some business behind the scenes.
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wow guys I guess Ganon is a female too!

he has no bulge!
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>>256666902
Sheik is Zelda in tight clothes
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>>256667059
Mei Ling knows more then you do.
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>>256666960
>Sheik game
Fuck that. Give me an Impa game.
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>>256666303
it makes the people who claim they left 'advanced techs' in on purpose to make the game more competitive seem like morons, doesn't it
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>>256666878
>Remember when going to /v/ to call everyone a newfag to establish your own /v/irginity
Fishing for more pics of rotting toddlers on all your favourite tumblr tags?
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>>256667151
>Sheik is Zelda in tight clothes
>tight clothes give you:
>more strength
>muscles
>different eye colour and hair style

yeah and WE make the logical leap
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>>256666883
Assuming that because someone is masquerading as a guy that they now magically have a dick and are actually male is pretty autistic dude.

Maybe you should look up what Autism actually is. It's a developmental disorder that makes connecting logical points difficult.

A woman was masquerading as a guy.

That guy is really a woman, and was never a guy in the first place.

Simple logic that I had no problem dealing with as a child.
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>>256667098
Try their official artwork then >>256664712
That the models are based on
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>>256666682

>impersonating= growing a dick and balls

a woman impersonates elvis presley therefore she is a man and now has dick and balls
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>>256666979
And I'm sure those translations are 100% accurate.
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>>256667160
Hyrule Warriors has an all new Impa, dude.
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>>256666112
This same manga never says she literally became male and even goes on to suggest that she has a rather delicate body.
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>>256664097
You're delusional by thinking that's what that post says.
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>all these retards blaming this on SJW
/v/ is so goddamn stupid. /tv/-tier stupid.
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Why the fuck is this even a debate? Haven't we known Sheik was Zelda since Ocarina of Time? Are people suddenly implying she grows a dick when she becomes Sheik? I don't understand?
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Threadly reminder to ignore the Pro-male sheik shitposting and to post http://www.freewebs.com/sheiksevensage/sheiksgender.htm

Much like dealing with Klonies by telling him to shut the fuck up. We can deal with the shitposters.
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>>256664895
>>256664712
Her arms get twice as thick, probably her legs as well judging by how cramped Shiek's would be in that dress
It's either a fucklot of padding or they just didn't bother using Zelda's model as a base for Shiek
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>>256666497
Maybe she got tired of periods?
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>>256667132
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>>256667280
>now magically have a dick
did you not read what I said, I didn't even THINK about that as a child. it literally didn't even cross my mind. Male and Female were just words.

Just because we made DIFFERENT logical connections doesn't mean I found them difficult to make.
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>>256667159
No, I'm saying that changing anything at all might require powerful magic, but changing one thing or another might not require more.
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>>256667132
It's the height of trans-oppression that everybody misgenders Ganondorf as the "King of Evil". At what point did he ever say he wasn't a woman? Look at the facts, big earrings, all female society, nail polish, big jewels and hairpieces.
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>>256667352
Yes, and she's glorious.

What I want is "The Legend of Zelda: Impa's Quest".
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>>256667292
Anon, those are just pictures that are not in the game. You can't compare them directly and measure them from different perspectives. I fucking saw those posts when they were posted. Do you think I really give a shit?

Threads like these need proof. We will be able to see exactly how different their faces and bodies are in the game that we played, and we will actually be able to measure it from all angles. It is not the same.
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>>256667336
A hell of a lot more correct than your head-canon.
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>>256661194
>/v/ is mad because they found out they've been jerking it to a female

Classic /v/.
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>>256662324
because it doesn't exist in humans, except in situations where its a symptom of serious dysfunction
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>>256667613
Not all women wear earrings, nail polish, jewels and hairpieces you cis scum
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>>256664981
>She is looking for a clever disguise not a shit obvious disguise.

You know what would have been a clever disguise? Using her magic cock magic to change her face to that of a man and her hair to a red or brown, which was a far more common hair color than blond in OoT era Hyrule. I mean fuck how many blondes are there in the game? Two? Nah lets just give her a dick, that'll hide her.
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>>256667512
It's been confirmed she used magic to change her body physically, so no padding.
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>>256667673
/v/ - Homosexuality
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>>256667487
>How is this even a debate
How fucking new are you?
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>>256667627
Why not both? Zelda and Impa probably had adventures of their own during Link's 7 year slumber, and even after that.
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>>256667467

There's a reason that /v/ is considered the worst board and constantly at the butt of other boards' jokes.
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>>256667272
>more strength/muscles

training over the years/padding

>hair style

...can be easily changed with out magic

>eye color

contacts
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Stop posting these fucking threads. Seriously, I dont know why the fuck you care so much but theres been the same fucking thread made since its been announced. It doesnt even matter.
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>>256667487
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>>256667098
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>>256667762
Only if you're gay

Are you gay?
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>>256667657
>head canon
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>>256666882
So I guess Majora is a evil goat then
>>
Another way to look at it is that Sheik is merely a character Zelda plays, and that character is male.
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>>256667272
7 years is plenty of time to make gains when Impa is your trainer.
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>>256667818
>Impa and Zelda on badass/adorable mentor/student adventures together
I want this.
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>>256667760
>It doesn't exist except when it does
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>>256667883
>contacts
Yes, I'm sure the people of that era TOTALLY have contacts.
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>Zelda fan-base is so autistic that they actually care about something like this
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>>256667993
>Confirmed by Bill Trinen and Aonuma
>Still denies it.
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>>256661194
Why is this so erotic
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>>256668015
>>256667883
so why does he suddenly lose that strength when she turns back into Zelda?

it's clearly gained via magic

>hair style
again she changes hair style in an INSTANT when she changes back to Zelda. aka Magic.

>eye colour
yeah man they sure had fucking contacts in Hyrule.
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>>256667952

BUT THE SJWS. WE HAVE TO STOP THEM.
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>>256667993
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What's the problem? Of course she's a woman, she just has a little extra.
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>why do people think that my fair pristine perfect beautiful waifu Zelda-hime would ever debase herself by growing, slowly at first, then more rapidly, a solid, thick rigid turgid uncut penis, flopping out of her cunny like a swelling tub, hot and dripping with fresh pussy juice, while she begins panting and swirming, unfamiliar with the added wieght and heft, physically drained from the draining of moisture from her body to fill her new member that she can't resist releasing her anus slightly, allowing a discrete squeek to escape
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>>256667657
>Head canon
>"Gee guys, Sheik sure looks different from Zelda, maybe her magic changes her entire body"
>OH MAN YOU'RE MAKING SHIT UP GO BACK TO TUMBLR FAGGOT
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>>256667835
>worst board
>/vg/
>/mlp/
>/r9k/
>/a/
>/lit/
>/pol/
>/s4s/
>/soc/
>/lgbt/
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>>256668086
>you will never break Shiek, emotionally tormenting and abusing her by calling her a sick perverted faggot
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>>256668051
>era
>fantasy game
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>>256668154
She wasn't wearing tight clothes anymore, and she stopped flexing. Check mate fag.
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>>256663163

it's not even a domesticated cat, It's a wild cat that is believed to be one of the species we bred "domesticated" cats from.
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>>256668247

/v/ is literally worse than all of those.
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>>256668051
In a world where magic and fairies and ghosts exist why in the ever loving fuck not.

not to mention the whole eye color changing
thing is a common trope in nipland
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>>256668168
LET'S STOP THEM BY ARGUING, SJW HATE ARGUING ON THE INTERNET!
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>>256668282
that doesn't explain her fucking entire physique change and shoulder to hip to ratio.
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>>256664769
>The MOMENT she became Zelda again

When she used her piece of the Triforce to dispel your delusions? I wonder why he found her so fast. Must have been the vagina.
>>
300 posts of delusion
Good Job /v/
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>>256668247
Most of those boards stay on topic though.
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>>256668220
>Confirmed by Bill Trinen and Aonuma that this is false
>Still argues against it and strawmans.
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>>256668247
>[s4s]
>bad board

You're cheeky mate.
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>>256668084
my bad i thought you where arguing for the opposite cause
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>>256668183
>Sheik will never teabag you
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>>256668183
Extra like this
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Is this shit is going on? seriously?
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So why are people so convinced she magics herself a dick anyway? Does /v/ think Gannon is just walking around like fucking Volgin from MGS3, grabbing people by the dick all the time? Do people think that Gannon ordered his army to fucking strip search everyone who acts suspicious? For what reason would Zelda need a god damn penis?
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>>256668086
>Zelda presenting her crotch
>Impa holding her inner thigh
if you're confused why this is giving you need to visit >>>/u/
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>>256668154
>yeah man they sure had fucking contacts in Hyrule.

>fantasy game suddenly becomes a game based on real life
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>>256662750

OoT has a slight implication that Sheik was a guy cursed into being Zelda.
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Have news of this reach any other board?
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>>256668768
exactly it is a fantasy game.

so why can't she have cross-gender magic?
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>>256661194
oh so Bill is all of nintendo now,
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>>256668410
>delusions
Okay.

Also
>Still retarded enough to think that I'm saying Sheik is a dude
Eat a dick. My entire point is that she used magic for the disguise, magic to change her form into another. It's not just tit wraps and posture changes.
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>>256668247
/x/ is the worst board.
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>>256668830
Where
Fucking where
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>>256668731
It was a just a fan theory people latched onto because sheik had no tits, and the fans had a genderbending fetish.
Personally, I always thought it was clear that she tied her tits down with those clearly visible bandages under her outfit.
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>>256668846
>cross-gender magic
because this isn't your run-to-the-mill tranny character
What fucking advantage would she have by growing a dick when in costume?
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>>256668846
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>>256668731
Because otherwise he'd be a cuntboy and no one wants that.
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>>256668626
Octoboy got really fucking weird. I can't even fap to his work anymore.
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>>256668917
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>>256662829

>the Shrek character
>Shrek
>autists don't notice and keep arguing
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It's funny, I used to be the most tolerant person I know. I would literally tolerate anything as long as it didn't hurt someone else.

Now I'm an absolutely hateful asshole and it's all because of these cunts. I wonder if they realize how utterly counter productive their methods are.
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>>256668852
oh so queers are all of nintendo now
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>>256668830
nah
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>>256668168
So when do the SJWs lose? When Sheik is a tranny, or a strong female character?
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can't sheik's gender just be like a schroedinger's cat thing
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>>256665282
>>256665282
>>256665282

We can all go home now.
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>>256668917

/pol/ is deeply sorry for how they influenced /x/ prior to the /b/ raids.
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>>256669043
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>>256668768
>it's far, far more likely that Zelda, one of the strongest magic users in the LoZ universe and holder of the Triforce of Wisdom, went to ContactsAdvance and ordered professionally made red contact lenses instead of just using magic to change herself
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>>256661194
...

Who HONESTLY thought that Shiek was a man? Did you not play Ocarina of Time or something?

Show your goddamn working
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>>256668846
Maybe the magic makes you think she looks like a guy.
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>>256668980
because switching gender is a really good disguise?

shown by the fact multiple characters thought she was male. So what else would help to pull of this disguise?

actually BEING a male.
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>>256665447
Exactly fucking this, how is it so fucking inconceivable to these people who are obsessed with thinking Zelda turns into a guy that Zelda used magic to just make herself look a little buffer, make her curves hidden a bit better, and not growing a fucking cock?
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>>256669189
>Has the Triforce of Wisdom
>named her Sheikah inspired disguise "Sheik".
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>>256661490
Why?
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>>256661194
Zelda is a women
Shiek is Zelda disguised as a man.

They key word here is disguised. Shiek is a women pretending to be a man. So the persona Shiek is male, but shiek is still a women.

This is very easy to understand but some people don't want to admit they want to bang a reverse trap.
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>>256668917
I've seen shit like that on /v/- Robot9000, Clickbait, Social Issues, and E-Celebs all the time.
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>>256661194
What's the best place to find genderbend Zelda stuff?
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>>256669194
>not reading the thread

>>256669206
yeah maybe. I am not Miyamoto so I don't know for certain.

As I said at the very start this is merely what I think they originally intended. I could be wrong though.
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>>256665282
>Lacks a strong knockout attack
Then what the fuck is her up smash? A very strong knockout attack?
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So let me get this straight. People are arguing not because Sheik is Zelda, but because Nintendo didn't answer whether or not she literally turns into a guy when she becomes Sheik?
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>>256669212
Shiek's genitals are never exposed so growing a dick is pointless. If you're going to mention Ganondorf's cock radar, provide proof that such a thing even exists and isn't just fan fiction.
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>>256669292

>pretend

wanna play pretend anon? :3
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>>256662189
Low quality bait

>mfw this shit is put on to a collage and sent to Anita as a representation of /v/s mildless and rampant distaste for her, despite most of us having some pretty great arguments against her beliefs
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>>256668917
/x/ was great before /b/ raided it with 10 pages of GIRUGAMESH. Now it's only "how 2 succubus guyse", tarot and ayy lmao threads.
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>>256669303
Nah, I've been to all those places and /x/ is the worst.
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>>256668846
>muh headcanon
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>>256669171
>/pol/ is deeply sorry for something that happened 4 years before their board was made
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>>256667487
I'm Ron Burgundy?
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>>256669560
So does that person look 1;1 Tomoko?
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>>256667174

Yeah. I mean, if you're a tourneyfag, just admit you're a game mechanic exploiting fuck and move on.

Don't try and tell me that the game was intended to be played the way you play it.
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>>256669508
I never ever argued about Ganon's cock radar.

>>256669569
and sheik being a female is also headcanon.

I agree that modern Sheik is a female. But this doesn't change whether or not they originally intended Sheik to be a male, which I think they did.
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>>256663640
Okay let me thow a bone here
A few years ago, you'd assume people that has reached a place like 4chan had a minimum knowledge of japanese culture, but seeing how things are lately, I'll need to explain it for retards that didnt bother lurking in the first place before spouting stupid, baseless opinions without a second thought
That thing, those "bandaids" you see under sheik's armpits, are called sarashi. Look at the original pic, and now at mine. Those "baindaids" around her, are called "sarashi", and its basically a long stripe of cloth wrappped around the breasts, and its purpose its exactly the same as any regular bra, to cover breasts, but sarashi's have been popularly known for being better at the duty of restraining and hiding them.
Now, why would sheik wear one of those?
She's an athletic ninja, concealing her identity and even her gender was the point of her disguise, but also preventing her boobs to happily hang to wherever they want at every movement she did and making her more difficult to keep her balance.
If you saw any show about titty ninjas, you know the shit they pull its bullshit, if you didnt, go watch any show of titty ninjas, they'll eventually tell you about sarashis
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>>256666360
>Bill Trinen whom is a higher up with Nintendo, who deals with Miyamoto and Aonuma personally, has confirmed Sheik is female.
with neither of those two backing him Bill is a fucking tard most of the time
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Where is /pol/ when you need them
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>>256669526
>/v/ was great before every other board raided it with 10 pages of shitposting. Now it's only "look shitaku said a thing", e-celebs, and bait threads.
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>celebrating and bragging instigating a dead battle against noboduy because Big Daddy Nintendo said I'm Right!
>taking everything literally in a setting with magic and genre conventions
>You guys just think of "growing a dick" all day long!! out of nowhere, nonstop, seriously just search this thread and see all the results
>they have to invent every buzzword boogieman they can think of to discredit their imaginary opponents
I didn't think anyone would care so much about something this pointless. Weren't people joking about this more than a decade ago?
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>>256669513
No, because I don't need to escape from a black man trying to steal my triangular jewelry.

Also why is zelda pretending to be shiek in this if she is a fully capable warrior who has ganon, zant, and every big baddy besides vatti on their side?
Unless its some reverse aladdin shit then i cant explain it.
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>>256669526

No, it's mainly Stanley Kubrick dick sucking or taking whatever /pol/ conspiracy theory is hot at the moment and replacing Jews with Anti-Christ servants and Reptilians.
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Who called in the tumblr head artillery?
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>>256669785
>Think think think
So absolutely no evidence correct?
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>>256669865

/pol/ is here. They just keep getting blown the fuck out so they're migrating to the other women hating threads where they can circlejerk together instead of talking about video games.
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>>256669865
Hiding in the shadows and laughing as /v/ shits itself over nothing again?
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>>256669923
Go back to tumblr pls
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>>256669785
>which I think they did
>I think
[headcanon intensifies]
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>>256669785
I know you didn't. I just mentioned it early since that's the only step you can take. Unless Ganondorf has dick radar, growing a penis wont benefit Zelda.
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i don't understand shiekfag logic.

it's not like women hasn't historically bound their breasts to blend as men. it doesn't make her identify as a man, she was only hiding from captors. Shiek would very well still identify as a woman, she's not hanging around the carpenters for manly adventures.
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>>256669212
but she isn't a male
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>>256669717
He say's no, he think's he's a 1:1 in everything else though.
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>>256670003
I have some evidence which I have stated before.

But that evidence is only in relation to their original intent with the character.

Physical capabilities (jumping higher)
and Physique (looks stronger, has the physique more akin to males than females).
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>>256670095
Sounds about right, just look at >>256670021
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>>256669865
They're always here and we never need them.
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>>256668154
>so why does he suddenly lose that strength when she turns back into Zelda?

Are you referring to how slow she runs? Nigger have you ever tried running in a dress?
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>>256661194

Was looking for that pic, thanks OP.
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>>256669785
>I think
Headcanon
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>>256670176
So headcanon is your "evidence"
Right
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>>256669785
>they originally intended Sheik to be a male
Oh god, the the fucking grasping
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>>256666205
so much this she had to survive so she got ripped she don't even need a penis in order to get riped
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>>256669673

Have you seen /x/ lately? They start /pol/ threads but then justify it as /x/ because unlike "The ignorant unenlightened red pills" They know that the end game is summoning the anti-christ.

It's like the fundamentalist Christians /pol/ rejects found a safe haven to voice their beliefs without being called JIDF on /pol/ since they'd likely be try to steer the conversation into Satanist and Demon blamming rather then jews.
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>>256670224
>oh no my life is in danger!
she could tear the dress or do SOMETHING instead of being a slow little shit that cna't jump over a 3ft wall of fire even though Sheik can jump plenty higher.

>>256670124
and it is your headcanon that thinks they originally intended Sheik to be female. whatchu gonna do?

>>256670127
It helps her fit in with her disguise. Clearly the n64 isn't capable of sharing every little detail, but perhaps if the game had the EXACT same intention and was intended to be for a more mature audience with modern day technology perhaps she would have a bulge.

Heck Ganon doesn't have one in OoT either so clearly it isn't something they were going to include in the game whether she was male or female.
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>4chan unironically using the word headcanon
Who let in all these tvtropers.
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Sheik is a guy....in fanart.
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I remember when there were Zelda theory threads and not once was there never any mention about Sheik actually being male. Most of the theories were fucking stupid but this shit takes the cake.
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>>256661194

You are now aware there are more people on this board who haven't played OoT than there are that have
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>>256670521
>she could tear the dress or do SOMETHING
They didn't want to bother all that shit with the model when they could easily let the player do all the work
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>>256670401
>grasping
>this is what I said from the very beginning
???

>>256670346
>Sheik can jump higher than Zelda
>Zelda is a slow little bitch who looks weaker and doesn't share the same physical appearance of Sheik
>this is somehow headcanon
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>>256670467
>They start /pol/ threads but then justify it as /x/
Sounds like /v/ to be honest.
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>>256670521
>and it is your headcanon that thinks they originally intended Sheik to be female. whatchu gonna do?
Sheik is Zelda. Zelda is a girl. Sheik is a girl.
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>>256670176
>physical capabilities
a dress limits this a lot
>physique
You can't tell her fucking physique under a dress retard
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>>256663013
>Always meant one damn thing
>"No, we need to change this. Mainly so i can push my agenda".

Anyone who goes back in time to kill Hitler, needs to hang around for a while. Fuck this guy.
>tfw I now have a ltop 5 of people in history I would kill
No one has yet topped Marx though.
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>>256670537
It's only ever used derisively.
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>>256670673

True, we do start feminist threads and justify it as vidya because SJW's and feminist are attacking the medium.
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>>256670651
>Running in a dress
The run at ganon's castle would take twice as long because she would keep tripping
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>>256669212
Shiek always had her face covered. If Zelda bothered to TURN INTO A BOY she would never need to cover her face, since every single part of her would be different. But she did anyway, and thats because she was still a girl. Zelda used magic to hide her curves, change her skin and change her eye colors, MAYBE make her look more buff, but she had been training with Impa, so those muscles are most likely hers.

If the holder of the Triforce of Wisdom, making her a crazy wizard, doesn't out right change her entire appearance for a disguise, then what she did was the extent of her disguise magic.
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>>256661194
Wait this was a concern?

Sheik is just zelda zelda is a woman. How would she be a man
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>>256662189
>Not wanting more things with vagina

What are you, gay?
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>>256661194
Why is this news and why does it even matter? I'd question to mental health of Zelda if she used magic to give herself a penis instead of just stuffing a sock down there or something. Shiek even has her breasts tied down with bandages and shit.

She still has a lot of masculine features too but that's kinda to be expected when you're trying to DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A MAN

The better question is why can't Zelda do ninja shit when she isn't pretending to be a man?
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>>256670521
thing is even though zelda is shiek and both are female, they are still two seperate forms. Zelda can't wear a tracksuit and sprint like shiek without some zany magic.
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>>256663070
Yaoi fangirls/faggots, and transexuals.
Obviously there are whiteknights to support them.
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Has anyone ever considered that instead of turning into a guy she simply uses magic to increase her muscle mass?
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>>256670521
>a more mature audience with modern day technology perhaps she would have a bulge.
Then why doesn't modern Shiek have a bulge?
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>>256670908

because VIDEO GAMES
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>>256670983
No
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>>256663070
trolls/baiters/rusemen
trans faggots pushing their shit into nintendo games
guys who want porn
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>>256670521
You can't even explain how it contributes to the disguise. You're just being stubborn and feeding us more of your gay fan fiction. A concealed dick doesn't convince anyone that you're a guy, this is a fact.
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>>256663812
>a different physique and physical capabilities
You mean a disguise.

Also, you are trolling.
>She
See, you even know Sheik is female.
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>>256670682
The Sheik persona is a Male.
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What if Zelda was a girl? Does anyone have the comic
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>>256671161
>persona
She is a female.
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>>256670651
>>Sheik can jump higher than Zelda
Does Shiek ever jump in OoT? I recall her just appearing and disappearing whenever Link isn't looking.
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>>256670521
>and it is your headcanon that thinks they originally intended Sheik to be female.
>Character is a girl
>Character puts on a disguise to pretend not to be a girl anymore
>When character drops disguise, she is girl again
>Released in 1998
No, it's fact that they intended Shiek to be female.
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>>256670908
Dress is too long, that's why HW ops for a shorter version with shorts underneath.
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>>256671161
Zelda identifies as a girl, Shiek identifies as Zelda.
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Zelda obviously is a competent magic user and it's clearly not beyond her ability to shapeshift her body into a different form. It doesn't make her any less of a girl, she's just using a magical disguise that makes her appear to be a man.

She's still a girl and that becomes immediately clear as soon as she removes the disguise.
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Occam's Razor blows your transmagic hypothesis the fuck out:
Among competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected.

>assumption that Zelda needs to use magic instead of just binding chest
>assumption that because Zelda used magic to change eye-colour, she clearly must have used magic to change her biology
>assumption that Zelda would change gender when she's already fully disguised

The simplest explanation is also usually the correct one. By jumping through hoops to make a more complex theory on why Sheik is a guy despite enormous evidence to the contrary you are proving yourselves wrong

Stay mad transfags
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>>256670983

my god people it's a fucking video game they didn't think "How can we change Zelda's model to look like a woman faking being a man" they made Sheik's model independently of Zelda's and then revealed the plot twist.

Why the fuck do people have a hard time understanding this. Because the game artists didn't LITERALLY BUILD SHEIK OFF OF ZELDAS GAME MODEL, SHE TURNED INTO A GUY?

IT WAS THE N64.
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>>256671259
Super Smash Bros.
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>>256670843
He wears a mask because he's a ninja. The muscles are part of the magical disguise because they disappear when she removes it to turn back into Zelda.
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http://koopacats.tumblr.com/post/93957201668/addressing-every-aspect-of-sheik

Holy shit how can people be in so much denial and have such a terrible background
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>>256671161
She's not playing a character, she's wearing a disguise.
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>>256671279
*HW Zelda
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>>256671297

People here just want that fantasy of a woman growing a dick to remain,

This is a battle of fetishes.
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>>256670682
There is no way at all Sheik is ONLY Zelda in a different outfit. There is definitely, what I recon to be, magic going on in order to make the change.

>>256670746
So why doesn't she rip the fucking dress, or just change to Sheik or something instead of running for HER LIFE at a snails pace.

You can compare some aspects. Sheik definitely has the physique of a male.

>>256670843
hmm some very good points. I very much doubt those muscles are hers. Her arms look completely fucking different when she reverts to Zelda.

>>256671007
because as I said, they retconned it. Hence why I said with the exact same intentions as when they originally made the game.

>>256671151
so you are telling me if I put on a guy fawkes mask I literally become guy fawkes.

because her disguise isn't what lets her be able to do more athletic things.

>She
yes I know that NOW she is a Female, and as I have been saying they ORIGINALLY wanted her to be a male.
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>>256671161
the first time I saw Sheik I assumed she was a girl
>mfw Navi referred to her as a guy
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>>256661194
I fucking hate this. Stop throwing your stupid ass social agendas into gaming. Its been a known fact that it was Zelda using magic to become sheik. This was discussed in the smallest detail back in the late 90s. As a child, even I could tell.
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>>256661565
>Wanting Zelda to be a man
The faggotry of this place never ceases to amaze me
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>>256671463
The disguise is that of a male ninja. She used magic to create it.
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>>256671297
This. It's not like a movie or novel where every detail is planned out specifically.
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>>256671259
Yes I believe she jumps down frm the top of a tree outside the forest temple.

compared to Zelda who can't jump over a 2ft wall of flame.
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>>256671442
>definittive answer is that sheik is a woman.

>This is clearly talking about Ocarina of Time Sheik, that one being the only one who’s canon and in a Zelda game. I simply will not accept a fragment of a sentence as proof that Sheik is a woman.

>ayy lmao
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>>256671503
dude, either accept you're wrong or just stop arguing and walk away
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>>256661194
Asking again what's the best place to find genderbend Shiek stuff?
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>>256671296
Why wouldn't she use magic to transform herself when Ganon's armies are looking for her?
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>>256671560
where's the proof of dick.

samurai women used to bind their tits down, what makes you think Nintendo doesn't know of this old custom?
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>>256671524
>Its been a known fact that it was Zelda using magic to become sheik.
No one questioned this, ever.
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>>256671503
No, no no and no. Sheik is a girl, deal with it.
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>>256671560
So what
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>>256671667
yeah that is what I will probably do.

I think modern Sheik is a female. So no matter the outcome of this argument it doesn't really change anything.
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>>256671379
Or maybe it's the fact that the game was made in 1998 and it's fne to have a female look muscular in disguise, but the devs didn't think anyone would want to see a princess with buff arms while in a dress, so they made her much more feminine outside of her disguise.

You know, like actual people think.
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It's a powerful illusion, of course she's still female and doesn't a have a dick. Stop making this fucking thread.
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>>256671762

The Twilight princess design in Brawl had breast bindings.

but no one considers it canon.
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>>256671503
Sheik doesn't even look male. She looks like Zelda wearing a disguise.
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>>256671442
How the fuck does anybody read these pages? My fucking eyes.
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>>256671342
Oh. Well that's partially deriving play styles from character design. Sheik being the fast ninja and Zelda being the magical princess. Has nothing to do with the capabilities of the sexes.
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>>256671762
Where is proof of Link's dick?
Most videogames don't show every male character's dick.
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>>256671762
Dude come on, resorting to samurai lore, really? What do you think, Nintendo is Japanese or something?
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>>256671442
>trees on snow on ice
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>>256671686

Because no one in Gannons army is going around grabbing peoples dicks and yanking peoples pants down to make sure they are dudes.
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>>256671503
Look at >>256664895
They look exactly the same
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>>256661194
>I always loved how Nintendo inadvertently created a gender fluid (and thus a very progressive) character with Sheik.
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>>256671973
They would if penis magic actually happened.
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>>256671503
>So why doesn't she rip the fucking dress, or just change to Sheik or something instead of running for HER LIFE at a snails pace.

Well if were making "logical" assumptions she obviously couldn't change back.
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>>256671973
Link's bulge is in Soul Caliber 2.

that's all the proof i need that Link's a testosterone fueled badass.
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>>256671686
Why would she need to?

>when she's already fully disguised

Are you positing yet another assumption that Ganondorf had penis radar?
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>>256671442
>This is clearly talking about Ocarina of Time Sheik, that one being the only one who’s canon and in a Zelda game. I simply will not accept a fragment of a sentence as proof that Sheik is a woman.
>So, what do you think? You think that this quote is going to negate this whole thing? Nah. I’m writing this to prove this quote wrong, regardless of whose mouth it’s from- unless it’s Shigeru Miyamoto. And even if so, I believe that I could make someone open-minded believe me. If not, I apologize for failing. Sheik is one of those rare things in which he/she becomes whatever you want he/she to be, as long as you can prove it, that is. So this is my story. And until someone can prove me wrong with cold hard facts, it will remain so for me, whether you join me or not.

Those of you who are arguing that Shiek is a man are the same level of stupid as this. Do you people really want to be this bad?
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>>256672045
me too
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>>256672184
Link could have just stuffed her crotch to pretend to be a man.
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>>256662829
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>>256662054
I don't get it though, it was obvious it was Zelda from the start.

How can you get rused by it?
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>>256671503
>originally wanted her to be a male
>gave her Zelda's voice actress instead of getting one of the male actors to do grunts
>obviously concealed her face because she looked like Zelda
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>>256672246
Please tell in what part is that person wrong?
>>
Now, Sheik may or may not have a dick. But that's irrelevant. It comes down to interpretation.

We can view Sheik as a male character, portrayed by a woman. In that sense, he is male, even without a dick, because that's the act.

On the other hand, Zelda is still mentally a woman even while in disguise, even if she does have a dick.
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>>256672329
Another non-canon spin off title.
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Why can't people just admit that they were wrong & fight so hard for what they once believe in?
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>>256671524
That's just it. Transfags are literally underdeveloped children.
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>>256672420
Sheik isn't a character, it's Zelda in a costume using the Zelda equivalent of make-up.
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>>256671503
>they retconned it.
How so? Sure Sheik was Zelda pretending to be a boy but we never see her use her "manly" Ninja jumping or running abilities in the game, she just appears, plays a harp, then disappears. Then every iteration of Shiek after OoT has been referred to as a girl.
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The whole site is laughing at you because of this /v/
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>>256672420
Genderfag please go. The main topic here is Sex and whether or not Shiek grew a penis.
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>mfw they did that to power Sheik rule 34
>mfw Nintendo actually cares about us
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>>256671686

Why wouldn't she change her hair color to the much more dominate brown? Why would she not make her face more masculine? Why wouldn't she have just changed herself into a Zora?
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>>256672420
>he is male, even without a dick
>>>/tumblr/
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>>256672015
>Lord Ganon, we have yet to discover where Princess Zelda is hiding
>Have you checked if she is in disguise?
>Yes sir, weve been searching every woman in the kingdom
>And what of the men?
>Weve checked them too sir, nothing has come about yet
>Did you check their penises
>Um..what?
>You have to check their penises too, to make sure they are actually men
>Are...are you being serious, my lord?
>I never joke about penises
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>>256672663
Because she was with the Sheikah.
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>>256671635
Jumping down from something isn't hard. Jumping over magical fire is into a fight between a pair of triforce wielding champions is.
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Her name isn't Heik of Xiek, it's Sheik.
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>>256672582
Did you read the rest of the sentence after that?
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>go to sleep
>wake up
>people are STILL talking about this

Give it a rest, /v/.
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Someone email nintendo asking if Sheik in Oot was male or female
That is only way to end this
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>>256672420
Shiek isn't a separate character, Shiek is a bundle of clothes.
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>>256672735
You know, Sauron wouldnt have lost if he was looking for Hobbit dicks nearby.
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>>256668042
>still a virgin
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>>256672642
Best place for genderbend r34?
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>>256672937
Shiek is a male persona Zelda adopted to disguise her identity.
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>>256672421
Fair enough. I was just pointing out that Sheik isn't only female in Dynasty Warriors
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sheik is zelda. So its obviously a guy
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>Cock-obsessed faggots on /v/ are assravaged that their little fantasy was shot down

You can't just pretend everyone and everything has dick just because your damaged brain says so, get the fuck over yourselves.
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>>256672702
Because it's an act, see. Like a character in a play.
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>>256672816
>Sheik
>She-ik
>SHE
Confirmed
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>>256673140
This. But what if Zelda was a girl?
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>>256672937
Did you also not read the rest of the sentence?
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>>256672908
Miyamoto's translator, the man who Miyamoto probably spends the most time with, confirmed Shiek is a female
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>>256673325
He was probably just confused.
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>>256673325
He doesn't speak for all Nintendo
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>>256672792

That's not a good enough answer. How do we know what the variety of Sheikah hair colors are? Are they all feminine twinks? Why not change into a Zora of you can just completely change your biological gender. It would be a more effective disguise. Why stop there, why not turn into an animal, some kind of apex predator that no one in the region hunts for sport?
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>>256673140
Zelda is a girl
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>>256672874
Yes. There is a difference between donning a disguise and playing a character. Zelda took on an appearance that may cause others to assume that she is a young male sheikah, but that's never up to debate. Disguises don't actually have a sex, and once it's known who the disguise is it's quite expected that you would refer to them by characteristics of that person.
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>>256668830
except you know...it didnt
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>>256673325
He was only talking about HW Sheik
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>>256673625
no, all Sheiks
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>>256668003
being disguised as a guy doesn't make you one.

Enough of this bullshit.
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>>256673094
Again, a pile of clothes. Zelda cannot be Shiek while wearing her dress, or at the beach, if she is not wearing the clothes she wore AS Shiek, then she is not Shiek, making Shiek literally the sum of a pile of clothes
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>>256673480
>Disguises don't actually have a sex
Well that's wrong considering Zelda clearly disguised herself as male.
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>>256673676
Proove this
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>>256673463
No, but just the parts that are important, like the creator of Legend of Zelda.
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>>256673773
read the interview
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>>256673707
It's also a magical physical transformation along with increased phyical abilities.
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>>256673850
Where?
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>>256673706
It makes the disguise one. Sheik does not exist except as Zelda's male disguise.
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>>256673906
>he hasn't even read it and he's claiming it was only about HW
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>>256673727
She disguised herself to give the illusion that she was male. To be male it would have to physically exist and have a dick.
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>>256673463
>He doesn't speak for all Nintendo
>Senior Marketing Manager

Unless someone higher up the totem poll contradicts him, he literally does.
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>>256673472
It's a fucking game you retard.
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>>256673901
No, those physical abilities are all Zelda, she was training with Impa for several years to meld better with her Shiek disguise, and the physical transformation only goes so far as skin and eye color.
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>>256674173
Her disguise includes a magical transformation into a male.
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So I'm confused. Is this debate because of the nature of the disguise itself, i.e. magic? Doesn't it state somewhere exactly what Zelda changed about her appearance using magic?

I can kinda understand how some people might think "oh well she made herself look like a man so she may as well be a man all the way!" but if all she really did was just change her eye color, skin tone, hairstyle, then she's just a Buck Angel
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>>256673026
That's rule 63, not rule 34.
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>>256674173
>To be male it would have to physically exist
To be female, as well. Is Sheik genderless?

Sheik is a character Zelda made up and one of his characteristics she made up is that he's male.
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