How did we go from this...

To what

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...to this?

>>256641421
why is rise a jojo

>>256641472

It got better

>>256641472

That happens to all girls when they reach a certain age.

she looks younger

i don't know, what are you asking /v/ for?

>>256641541
Why are you not a Jojo?

>>256641421

>not a slut

Yeah, I'm sure 18 year old girls that do the playful innocent schoolgirl act don't do it because they love old man dick

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>No mido
>no saria
>No malon
>No epona
>No happy mask salesman
>No orca
>No zora band members
>No gerudo
>No bunny hood
>No hover boots
>No ice arrows
>No grappling hook
>No bomb arrows
>No dekus
>No fierce deity
>No phantom ganon
>No dark link
>No garomasters
>no ikana stalfos
>No skull kid
>no majora
>No silver /gold gauntlets

>>256641421
>Bending over, showing her ass

>>256641472
>Modest pose, but slut clothing
She was always a slut, she just got new clothes

>>256641770
what the fuck

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>>256641660
my initials are actually JO JO don't mess with me dork

>>256641421
>high heels
>miniskirt
>duck lips

>not a slut

Why does she look like a loli?

>>256641472
liberal degeneracy

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>>256641770

I know that feel.

>>256641890
Have you seen her rack? She doesn't look like any loli I've seen.

>>256641421
oooohhhhhhhhh man. I just finished both of these games. Fuckin 12/10, would do the nonary again. God I hope there's a 3rd one.

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How did we go from this...

>>256642048
There was supposed to be but sales are absolutely in the shitter in Japan so the series got shelved.

>>256641770
Epic
Just epic

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>>256642053
To this?

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>>256642053
To this

>>256642053

>tatttoo

Wait what the fuck

>>256642163
Killing Kamina.

>>256642115
fffuuuccckkk.
Is it too much to ask the devs to forgo profits and salaries to finish it for my personal enjoyment?

>>256642053

Post the guy who got that Yoko poster.

>>256641472
It's warm on the moon

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>>256642195
Probably watermark by the guy who vectored it or some shit.

I want her to step on my dick in those sexy high heels of hers.

>>256641421
God she gave me such a boner is the first game.
WHERE are the doujins

That's what happens when you become friends with Alice.

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>>256642349
>Is it too much to ask the devs to forgo profits and salaries to finish it for my personal enjoyment?

Ask the publishers, not the devs.

Pic related. Read it bottom to top

>>256642652
they're right here goddamn are you fucking blind stop shouting

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>>256642445

>>256642846
That poster is repulsing

>>256642698
>I feel ashamed of my own inadequacies
=( now I feel bad for pirating the first one, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

>>256642963
my dick tells me otherise

>>256642846
why would he assume that the guy on the counter is leaking spaghetti instead of just being visibly disgusted
are autist that delusional?

>>256643862
Enjoy your torpedo tits and your ham thighs No, really, enjoy them, everyone has different tastes and I respect you

>>256641472
Only thing I don't understand is why she put those big puffballs in her hair
still 10/10 would bang

>>256644068
>can't read people
>calls other autists
topkik

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>>256642195
53 billion hours in paint, using the get color and filler bucket tools

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>>256642846
>feeling shame in getting a physical poster of something made by TETRODOXIN

You'll get your plump, slutty bitches, and you'll be PROUD of it.

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>>256643387
For what it's worth, the games do quite well over here. It's just the Japanese sales are terrible. The only reason we got VLR was because of popularity of 999 in America.

>>256644458
>shame
Seems the exact opposite to me

>>256643387
>but I couldn't find it anywhere.

Not possible.

>>256644707
His storyline broke my heart

She just runs away from him at the end of 999. he's looking for her his entire life

Then when he finally find her it turns out that she became a cold bitch

>>256641472
reminds me of pebbles from the flintstones.

>>256644972
Can't blame her when shes trying to save the world

Akane did nothing wrong

>>256644972
>became

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>tfw you had to betray Luna

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>>256645180

>>256642846
Even though that's pasta how much does a laminate and mount cost?

Anybody else felt really offended by the game's forced explanations of extremely basic things?

Like there's suddenly a shoved 5 minute explanation of very basic logic. The publisher obviously felt like the average player would be retarded as fuck

>>256645180
>that ending where she dies

My heart couldn't take it

Luna is easily best waifu

>>256645180
I like stuff like this. I was fapping to it, same with the execution of celestia in danganronpaul

I really want to see her panties

>>256644972
I deleted the post because I meant to spoiler the image but didn't. Still, yeah. It sucks being Junpei.

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>>256645378

When you first played 999 and the story mentioned that there were two facilities where the Nonary Game was played, how many of you immediately figured out you weren't actually on the ship?

999 > VLR

>>256642048
>12/10 for visual novels
What garbage taste.

>>256645627
don'T get me wrong, she was best girl in VLR but I just happen to have a fetish to get off by killing my waifu

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>mfw you can try to smell clover's sweaty suit

>>256645830
and succeed
it's all foreshadowing, junpei=clover, it makes sense

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>>256645504

>>256646086
He knows what's up

>>256646086
I was surprised at this because I thought Clover was like 12 or something, and Santa was some disgusting pedo.

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>not a slut.png
>wearing no pants
>miniskirt that leaves almost nothing to the imagination

>>256641890
She does not. Its about body proportions, not just being flat chested.

Also: objectively best character coming through

God I loved the library in 999. All the banter was so jolly

>mfw the twist behind the whole series is two blick winkels facing each other, one destroying the earth for fun, one playing vidya

Snake was the best character, followed by Seven.

>>256644521
Is that the iOS version? How different is it from the DS version? I've heard that it doesn't have puzzles.

Have they fucked up the pixely art by smoothing it too much like in the Ace Attorney games on iOS?

Whats the easiest way to play VLR without buying a 3DS or a vita?

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>>256646304
>objectively second best character coming through
Fixed. Here's the picture you meant to post for what you wrote though. It's okay, we all make mistakes.

>>256646628
watching a lets play on youtube

>>256646628
Watch it on youtube

>>256646628
Buying a 3DS. For me it was worth it, though I also wanted to play AA5.

>>256646757
>>256646759
he said play
also I doubt there's a longplay of VLR without commentary

>>256646757
>>256646759
>watch
>play

>>256646628
There is no other way

When I played through VLR, I was really hoping K would turn out to be Snake. He had some of the same mannerisms and his voice sounded like what I imagined Snake's to sound like.

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>>256646304
would you a snake?

>>256645774
Swine.
I like games with story, and these were amazing stories. what is there not to like?
Besides tedious text scrolling in 999, which I emulated so no problems.

>>256646821
>>256646878

But you are playing it. You hit the play button and it plays the video.

Jokes aside its a retarded question.

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>>256646757
>>256646759
But I won't get to make choices.

>tfw no 3DS emulators
>tfw no vita emulators
I guess I'll just wait for a watered down iOS/Android port

>>256646821
I hardly use my DS lite so buying a 3DS wouldn't even make sense.

I'm only interested in Rhytm thief, maybe that digimon game that might or might not get localized and VLR

Is there a working flashcard for 3DS yet?

>>256646951
I would not have sexual intercourse with him. I'd probably enjoy his company though (in a non-gay way)

>>256647002
yes, the gateway is working perfectly fine

>>256647002
>wanting to pirate vlr

I'm glad you'll never play it

>>256644582
every gamestop and vintage stock around me was empty handed. I suppose I could have ordered it online but meh, I wanted it when I wanted it.

>>256647118
Wasn't it bricking 3DS at some point

>>256647150
Nothing's stopping me from getting a 3DS with a flashcard and pirating it.

Besides, I never said I was gonna pirate it. I just hate carrying physical 3DS games around (even though I really don't bring handhelds outside)

>>256646729
Love that big lummox

>>256647002
>Is there a working flashcard for 3DS yet?
I think Gateway works for 5.0 firmware or something like that. You'd need to buy a 3DS with outdated firmware, but they're likely to be VERY expensive.

Smealum "Muh homebrew" McPiracyisstealing is also working on a software crack, to be released soon. Someone will have to crack it and turn it into something that actually plays games, though. I hate moralfag hackers.

>>256647002
Are you actually retarded?

You haven't played VLR yet, yet you're reading a thread that spoils the entire fucking story?

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>>256646519
Honestly the graphics aren't badly done at all. I think it looks quite nice.

The lack of interactivity really hurts it though, the game as a whole is just better on the DS.

Also Junpei says it's a koi and not a funyarinpa which is a natural tragedy.

>>256647243
>Wasn't it bricking 3DS at some point
I think that were fake gateway cards, but they have a list of official partners who sell the original ones. I only played like 3 games so far but my 3DS is still working

>>256646947
That was my first guess. I liked what they did though.

>>256647307
I thought this was a 999 thread

>>256647409
Wait, it doesn't have puzzles? Whats the point? Its not even a game, its a visual novel.

>>256647469
No, you just read major plot revelations of VLR

Now get the fuck out of here

>>256647409
That looks like a gift from god compared to the AA iOS port.

Regardless, it's pretty pointless considering you can just emulate 999----

OH SHIT
Has anyone tried to use the resolution enhancing mod for DesMuMe on a 999 rom?

>>256647409
>Also Junpei says it's a koi and not a funyarinpa which is a natural tragedy.
I have no reaction image to show my disgust

>>256647469
It's a 999 thread, but don't worry, the plot of VLR is hard to spoil.

The iOS version doesn't have puzzles, it's just for visualnovelfags. And buy a 3DS already.

>>256647552
>resolution enhancing mod
go on. . . .

>>256647552
>resolution enhancing mod
>on a game with zero 3d elements whatsoever

Think before you post

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>>256647528
I probably have mild dementia/alzheimers. I'll be allright. Still gonna leave though.

Have a nice thread

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>>256647469
Well yeah. It's referred to as such. Still disappointing though.

I think we can all agree that Ace is a massive dickhead, yes?

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GOTTA GRAB IT JELLYFAST

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>>256647751
Ace did nothing wrong.

>>256647639
>the plot of VLR is hard to spoil
except it's not. Adachi is the killer

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>>256647643
>>256647643
Aren't the puzzles themselves in 3D or am I misremembering things?

I really fucking need to replay 999.

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You know, if 999 and VLR were PC visual novels, we probably would have gotten a third one.

>>256647883
999 puzzles were mostly 2D sprites

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>>256647883
The rooms are 3d, but they're all prerendered, like PS1 survival horror games. They were upressed in the iOS version.

>>256647715
>Novel
>New game

I'm confused

>>256647715
>flowchart
I didn't know it was ported to PC
In all seriousness, what does that do?


>>256647751
He only wanted to recognize faces

>>256647883
how do i acquire this mod? does it only work with specific games?

I just finished my third run and got the sub ending (after the knife and axe)

Bullshit SHENANIGANS

>>256648123
But I thought that the puzzles were taken out of the iOS versions?

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>>256647904
If they were PC visual novels we wouldn't have gotten the twist.

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>>256647751

>>256647904
Japs still wouldn't have bought it

>>256648385
The conversations in the rooms still happen, and you occasionally see the characters discuss solving the puzzles. There is just no human input.

>>256648291
I don't know, I just know it takes a fuckton of processing power. And I don't think it's game-specific.

>>256648414
> you will never again cry over a sudoku puzzle

I understand that the game exists because someone wanted to turn a DS upside down, but still. 999 is a damn fine game.

This fucking guy and his obsession with swimsuits and cat puns

>>256648569
Imagine having to turn your whole PC screen upside-down

>>256648414
I could not fucking believe the last puzzle was sudoku. I mean, yeah, it's 9's and shit, but. Really easy sudoku too.

>>256648492
Different expectations from PC sales. Ever17 sold enough to guarantee a DS remake, no?

>>256647832
And he achieved this by burning and killing them?
GG

>>256648372
Well done, if you browsed through this thread you might as well stop playing now since you know the story

>>256648436
lol filename

>>256641472
>>256641421
samefag

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>>256648675
VLR's last room was so much better
>protagonists of ZE, ZE2 and ZE3 and nonary game veterans working together to solve the hardest puzzles

felt so good
at least until...

>>256648842
You need to get the safe ending, then do a second run with 100% exact opposite decisions.

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Guy with no 3DS/Vita here. Should I just get a 2DS? Does it have any cons aside from no 3D and being shaped like a piece of gouda cheese?

>>256646729
>tumblr filename

>>256642846
I once printed two 16" x 20" twilight sparkle posters at walgreens. It was right when the pony boom was hitting. What can I say, I got swept up in it.

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How did we go from this

>>256649040
rape culture

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>>256649040
>mfw that conversation
They couldn't get away with that nowadays

who am I kidding, sjw game journalists almost never play the games

>>256646951
>tumblr filename

>>256649040
NO DON'T DO IT

>>256644086
A-Anon... I think... I love...

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>>256649124
to this?

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>>256649124
to this

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>>256648918
You don't say..

>>256649182
>They couldn't get away with that nowadays

There's a bunch of suggestive dialogue in VLR

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>>256649037
>Clover's 2DS.jpg

>>256649037
Have you had a chance to hold one? Some people don't like the ergonomics of it and think the plastic feels cheap, although I like it myself. Also note there's only one speaker so you're probably better off using headphones.

>>256649037
the ability to fold regular ds/3ds is it's own kind of screen protector. If you plan to shove the 2ds in your backpack you'll have to protect it

>>256649182
>mfw that picture like twenty reviews of a game and the steam stats showed nobody finished it and only one finished a mission

>>256649017
Oh God yes. And Fuck that dice puzzle. I still want my swimsuit time though, she promised. . .

>>256649040
I actually really liked all the sexual innuendo between Junpei and June. I thought it was fun.

Except that conversation. TOO LONG.

>>256649037
It's uncomfortable, doesn't fold so you might hurt the screens and takes more space. Get a 3DS.

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>>256649519
That whole thing is pretty funny when you realize that june knew exactly what junpei was talking about.

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>>256649627
...to this?

>>256641421
It always bothered me how completely off balance she is in this image. There is no way a person can stand like that, without falling over.

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>>256649667
Really?

>>256649741
Its the next gen anon

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>you will never play 999 for the first time ever again

God damn.

>>256641472
I didn't realize she was actually supposed to have tits.

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>>256649472
>C-cup
She's more like A or B at most

>>256649909
I loved that part

>>256649770
can't unsee

>>256650091
closer to D

>>256649741
To this.

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>>256649909
When I got to the final ending I literally couldn't stop thinking
>holy fuck
>what
>holy shit
>amazing

I probably also said it out loud. Actually had to get up from my comfy chair and walk.

>>256649909
>You will never play ZE3
>You will never know how the story ends
>You will never know how utchukuchikobutxitochilotcigitxikuchukuxtu gets around the fact that even if they stop the virus in one timeline everything else is still fucked

>>256650009
Reminder
http://zendesu.chunsoft.jp/special/index.html

>>256650091
Isn't there official art of Phi nude? I remember it being the only piece of nude Kinu Nishimura art.

>>256649909
Is it ever discussed why Zero uses those creepy-ass robes?

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>>256650265

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>>256650284
Uchikoshi is the nicest guy.

>Playing 999 in my bed at night
>Everything is pretty chill
>Clover starts acting weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA_DvZ8kQRc

>>256650354
http://rablazone.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/img_0105.jpg

>>256650091
oh wow lol I didn't think this game was popular enough for anything r34-ish of Phi.

>>256647002
>>256647243

>Not supporting a niche game so it will get a sequel

Your kind of pirate is the worst kind. Also just get it digital of the eShop if you don't like carrying cartridges around. It's not even that expensive.

>>256650561
It's official art.
Same with the nudes
>>256650501

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>not being the slut yourself

plebs

>>256650303
>????????
>Guddo mooningu

I really wish they'd stop doing that. I can't take games seriously if I have to laugh at the script

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>>256650501
She looks anorexic/like a goddamn android.

>>256650284
I forgot.
>You will never know phi's backstory

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>>256650303

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>>256650728
... to this?

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>>256650367
They're the Free the Soul robes.
As for why Zero wears them, and makes Snake wear them, well, pic related.

>>256650728
What jojo is that?

>>256650848
>posting spoilers
I hate you

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>>256648291
It's available with a certain kind of emulator. I believe a modified DeSemuME gotten from a Japanese website. It only works on 3D games like Etrian Odyssey or Metroid Prime Hunters.

It takes a lot of processing power to run it in that high resolution so all it's good for is being a screenshot tool depending on your set up.

>>256647243
>I just hate carrying physical 3DS games around

VLR is available digitally

>>256650848
OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Good thing I already figured that out when he didn't have a pulse.

>>256650303
why didnt i know about this?

If only there was a kickstarter for ZE3. I remember Uchikoshi mentioning it on twitter and how kickstarter isn't available in japan.

Someone needs to hook him up with some NA people to get it going

>>256650848
WELL ISN'T THAT THE GODDAMNED QUESTION GENIUS DON'T SPOIL THAT SHIT though I guess without context it's not that bad but still that was a pretty big moment.

>>256650919
>implying spoilers exist in a game where you can see any major event in any order

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>>256651104
why are you in a thread for a story based game if you haven't finished it?

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>>256651237
to this?

ruined

>>256650848
WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE

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...to this?

>>256650919
>Reads a thread / discussion about a game
>Complains about spoilers

Your own fucking fault

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>>256650303
how did I never noticed this sooner

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>>256651219
>>256650919
>Being a in a ZE thread without having finished both ZE games
Sigma is an old man, k is a clone of sigma and dio is an asshole.

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>>256650425
>Tfw when game developers like him are rare these days.

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>>256650848

>>256651593
I have finished the fucking game, but people can see it on the board itself, you colossal retard

>>256651593
dio is a real hero who fights for your freedom

>>256651593
I'm just sayin, that spoiler tag exists for a reason. And I did beat both games. And you are dickish, sir.

>>256651727
Not that guy, but
>2014
>still scrolling the front page instead of using the catalog

Anyone else lose interest in the series, after all the convoluted bullshit that occurred in the first game?

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>>256650478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfoxtU-b9Zw

>>256651914
>sir
*tips fedora

>>256651221
Not the picture the anon posted though. Such things SHOULD be spoilered.

>>256650848
Is the TWEEEEEST that they're all robots?`

>>256650775
Sigma's robot clone daughter from another timeline of another dimension.

>>256651727
>but people can see it on the board itself
Is this 2009?

>>256651939
>convoluted bullshit that occurred in the first game
Oh boy, you don't even want to touch the second game buddy.

>>256651939
>convoluted
Never ever try to get near VLR, Ever 17 or pretty much any mystery VN ever

>>256652123
No

>>256652028
*tips trillby

>>256652123
Well you see maybe you should play the game yourself and find out.

>>256651383
Not him, but someone might want to know about the game and posting an unspoilered spoiler would ruin it for them.

>>256652090
You can find out that Sigma has robot arms fairly early on if you go down that story path.

>>256651915
>using the catalog
/v/ is my only news site.

>>256651939
You poor innocent kid

>>256651939
So what you're saying is, you don't like sci-fi mysteries?

>>256652174
>>256652214
Sorry I don't play kids games

>>256652225

That's faggot talk.

Spike dies

>>256650303
How fast do i have to click for stage 03?!?!

>>256652225
This is /v/, where the first post in every thread is aerith dies and adachi is the killer

>>256652172
>>256652280
>Mystery.
Wouldn't that imply that the solution can be deduced before they feed you a mountain of previously unknowable information at the very end of the story?

Which version of Sigma is the one that you see getting gassed in the car at the start of the game? I don't remember.

>>256652342
Really fucking fast. Worth it though.

>>256649067
>>256649183
Does it really bother you?

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>>256652331
>Get's called out on saying something stupid
>"better imply they're children, that'll make me look smart"

>>256652480
Not really, there's no nipples.

>>256652415
No, that would be detective fiction.
Just plain old mysteries have no such requirement

>>256652523
What is there is better though.

>>256652506
I'm just joshing with you Anon, I just don't have a DS or whatever the game's on.

>>256651273
I saw it from the frontpage whilst scrolling.

>>256652523
>implying that's what I wanted

>>256651727
>>256652678
Who the hell still uses the front page and for what purpose?

>>256652753

Nostalgia.

>>256652634
Fair enough.
It was still convoluted. Mysteries have no such requirement to include as many red herrings and unknowable twists that they did.

>>256651939
>convoluted
To be honest if you take away the shitty conspiracy bullshit in the epilogue it isn't that convoluted for a mystery story.

>>256652753
New people who don't realize the catalog exists. If you don't use 4chan x then by default you'll see the actual pages instead of the catalog view.

>>256652351
Yeah, but I remember when these threads were nothing but spoilered out of courtesy. And that couldn't have been more than a year or two ago, people may still want to get into the games.

You have 9 seconds to explain why you didn't recommend this series to your friends or the bomb connected to your bracelet goes off.

>>256653198
I did though

>>256652342
you can't beat stage 3

>>256653198
I did, but my friends are casuals who hate wordswordswords

>>256653024
It really is.
I know a lot of you like it. For what it was, I can't deny it had me gripped in pure suspense the entire time I played. And I believe on that level, it's a fine piece of entertainment. But when it got to the end, I realized that the story simply wasn't going to play out in a satisfactory way. And that more questions will be raised, than those that are answered.

It was so hard to follow, that they had to put up a fucking novel length Q&A on their website, just to cover it all.

>>256647196
>I suppose I could have ordered it online but meh, I wanted it when I wanted it.

Then stop bitching and accept you don't belong here, series murderer.

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>No kermit

>>256653198
I have no friends and my parents hate me.

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>>256653198
I'll have you know I made all three of my older brothers play both games.

My great shame is that I was unable to convince my friend to play 999 before VLR. He still liked VLR, but I know how much better it would've been.

>>256653358

Left alt + Left shift + Nim Lock.

Spam 5 while clicking

>>256653589
I liked how the twist was that there was no twist.

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>>256653589

>>256653462
The Q&A was basically covering the many plot holes. The story itself was pretty clear, but they pulled some bullshit.

I had a question about this game.

Why did Snake say that Akane died? He wasn't in on it. His memories weren't altered like Seven's, either. So what gives?

>>256653589
Why didn't Dio try and be less of a total faggot? Would have made it much easier for him to accomplish his goals.

>>256651914
Just kill yourself, ok?

>>256653641
what

>>256653782
He WAS in on it.
He had a letter in braille that only he could read and it had all the details.

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>>256653198
I did, I'm pretty sure he hasn't played it yet, even though I told him there was a rom and everything.
I need better friends.

>>256653968
Is that dialogue actually in the game?

>>256653939
I remember that part, but I thought the only part he didn't read to the others said "Don't tell anyone about what happened hear 9 years ago." I mean, did it literally say "make sure to mention Akane died?

>>256653462
To put it in a metaphor. The entire game was like a giant wank session. All of that suspense was like jerking off. And each ending was like edging further. Building, and building. By the time then ending comes, you're ready to shoot a massive load. Until you see what the ending actually is, and it ruins your orgasm. You fire like 2 shots, and dribble the rest. Terribly disappointed and blue balled.
At least that's how it felt for me.

>>256653759
>The story was filled with dozens of plotholes, but it was still clear.
I don't even know what to say to this.

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>>256653782
Who said Seven's memories were altered?

>>256654087
>hear
Shit, meant to say "here"

>>256653904

Enable mouse keys. Click with both hands

>>256654078
Nope, at least not to my knowledge.

>>256654129
Well, Uchikoshi said it could be seen two ways: Seven's memories were altered, or he was in on it all along. Either one.

>>256645830
It's a black Bobby Hill.

>>256654078
No, you're not with those two when K and Tenmyouji are in that room.

>>256644458

I'm pretty sure it's Tetrodotoxin.
For your knowledge, it's the name of the toxin produced by the liver of the Fugu

>>256652634
>yfw one of the VLR files talks about Knox's Ten Commandments
>yfw VLR breaks every single one of those rules

>>256654452
That a Cradle product?

The anticlimactic ending for Tenmyouji and Akane was really disappointing in VLR. I mean, I understand that he replaced her with Quark to a certain extent and so might not have been totally invested in her anymore, but still - they barely even talk.

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>>256654452
Pufferfish too, innit?

>>256654574
i see what you did there

>>256654241

I just downloaded some autoclicker.

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>>256647552
The only 3D in the entire game is when youbare investigating items, you tard.

>>256654763
>there are actually people who can't click fast enough to beat the game

jesus fucking christ, i did it with one finger, with 4 seconds to spare

>>256654914
I'm to fat and my hearth started to hurt when I tried to do this fast

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Here's my Brother theory. He's Snake and here's why I think so.

>Left. In Japan, he's also known as Left. Left is spelled "Refuto" using katakana, since R and L are interchangeable.
>Snake's real name is Light, which is Raito in Japan. But Raito could also mean "Right".
>Left and Right
>Left and Light

This next part doesn't matter but I thought it was funny. The actual Japanese word for Left is Hidari, and the Japanese word for Light is Hikari. Refuto and Raito. Hidari and Hikdari.

Also, I think the reason he's such an amazing esper is because he's blind and it makes his abilities stronger. Kind of like how losing a sense raising your other senses. I also think he uses the morphogenetic field to see, kind of like how Toph from Avatar can see with her feet.

And then there's the obvious one that people mention: In VLR, Clover said Snake started playing the harp and he started to get culty followers, and the theory is that they're members of Free the Soul. Maybe they don't even know he's Brother, but they just get that same vibe from him, so they keep following him.

And yeah, I know Brother is supposed to be old in both 2028 and 2074. I have a theory for that if you want to hear it.

Sorry if these are stupid theories.

>>256648842
Just made my post and read your's

Going to try for another ending tonight

>>256653198
I did but 999 never got released here and VLR didn't have dual audio here and had game breaking bugs that never got fixed on the 3DS, so really I don't mind that people didn't buy a shitty product. Good games though.

>>256641421
>not a slut
>implying

>>256652123
No just Sigma, Quark and Tenmyoldy.
Maybe Phi and Alice too, but we can't be sure yet.

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>>256655224
Explain who Left is then. Why would Snake and Clover have another brother they never mention and why would Snake care more about him than Clover?

>>256655579
His sister suddenly dissapeared with no explanation for 45 years. I hope they bring that up on ZE3 if it ever happens.

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>>256650265

>>256653818
Basically, betraying is either a win/draw scenario. He'd never lose points and he could get out in as little as 2 games.
Of course if people wise up and betray him back, he'll never get anywhere. As for being a dick, he gotta do what he gotta do

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>>256655546
>calling my waifu a slut
Nigger, do you want to die?

This game had a special OVA and everything!

>>256655893

I read through the game exactly once. I got the ending where she died.

That's my canon.

>>256655893
fite me irl

>>256655790
>I hope they bring that up on ZE3 if it ever happens.

Its already been confirmed that if a third game happens, whatevers been going on with Snake would be revealed

>>256655579
Oh right. Forgot to mention that.

In 999, a few of the characters mention that Snake and Clover don't look like siblings. You would think it was foreshadowing something even though it wasn't. Akane and Aoi don't look like siblings either, yet they never mentioned them not looking like it. I think the Snake/Clover scene was foreshadowing them turning out to not actually be siblings.

You can tell Uchikoshi already had a vague idea for VLR and ZE3 when making 999. There's the Free the Soul robe. In the 999 Q&A, he also mentions Seven got his scars from fighting a "particular organization" which he then revealed in VLR's Q&A was Free the Soul. He also said in the 999 Q&A that Akane and Aoi were on their way to plan a much larger scheme, and that 999 was basically the prologue. He also gave details of the sequel, assuming there would be one, mentioning how it would have a mostly new cast in a new location, with a bit of 999 thrown in. So he had this planned out.

As for their relation, I don't know. If I had to guess, since Left died and they didn't have parents, maybe Clover's family adopted him?

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>>256656201
>not having finished the game
hold on a second nigga, you did what?

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>>256653589

>>256655538
>I did but 999 never got released here
Emulate
Flashcards

>VLR didn't have dual audio here
Hardly an issue

>had game breaking bugs that never got fixed on the 3DS
EShop. And otherwise the Vita.

Tsk Tsk.

>>256656052
Forgot link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvIM9Xph5q8

>>256656498
I don't know what you've got your panties in twist about. I've beaten both games I'm just saying that they royally fucked up the distribution.

>>256656406

I turned off my ds
>>256651378
here, and never played again.

>>256654681

It's the same fish, Fugu is the japanese name (and the one most used for it, since you can only really eat it there)

Has anyone played through 999 more than once? I kind of want to start from scratch and go through the whole story again, does it hold up to multiple playthroughs?

>>256651137
How does Kickstarter work? Can't we just raise the money in the West and give it to him?

>>256650265
You son of a bitch

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>>256655224
Does anyone else like my theory?

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>>256653358
>you can't beat stage 3

>>256656776
So in other words you missed the whole point of the game, which is that the main characters are alternate-universe traveling psychics who use knowledge of other possible futures to help them survive?

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>>256656201
>>256656776
Did you really not finish the game, even when you saw there were multiple endings? Because that sounds unreasonably retarded.
>>256656203
u ded fggt

>>256657116
That's what I've said before. I made a thread about it once, but it didn't get many replies. We should just tell Uchikoshi to open a Paypal or something and people donate whatever they can.

>>256657116
Just making a donation pool to send over wouldn't be nearly as effective as kickstarter

>>256657034
>Has anyone played through 999 more than once?
Do you mean just the true ending? Because you have to play the game multiple times anyway to get that for the first time. I replayed the Safe ending years after I first played it and I thought it was pretty good, however I remember hating the true ending of 999 on my first playthrough because it just seemed really jarring and stupid, so I don't know if that will hold up in your opinion.

>>256656352
>In 999, a few of the characters mention that Snake and Clover don't look like siblings.

The one who brings up that Snake and Clover don't look alike is Junpei, and the person he discusses it with is Ace. Ace doesn't really know (because, well, face blindness) and tries to cover up by saying "there are a great many siblings who do not look like one another. It certainly isn't rare." I interpreted it as being foreshadowing for Akane and Santa not looking alike yet being siblings. No one brings that up because by the time that is revealed, there are bigger things to worry about really. Like not getting burnt to death.

>>256656668
Partly jesting. I know you have to go through a lot of hoops to enjoy both games in Europe, but it's feasible.

>>256657402
No, I mean getting the true ending and then wiping your save file and starting fresh.

/r/'ing the image of someone releasing a pokemon named radical-6 with the accompanying text box

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>mfw submarine ending
>mfw this plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfoxtU-b9Zw

Try and name a more bone chilling moment from the game.

>>256657217

Damn nigga, that's meta as fuck.

Maybe i should go finish it.

>>256657229

>Did you really not finish the game

Affirmative.

>>256653818
> Dio lies cheats and steals his way out in multiple endings
> nobody stops him
> Sigma does it once
> everybody piles on him, chops off his arm, and escapes together (Dio included), leaving him to rot forever

Only ending to piss me off more was Alice showing up out of nowhere to kill me by betraying twice

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>>256642846
That isn't fucking Yoko, it's some fat bitch with a Yoko wig on.

Fuck, I hate off-model Rule 34 so fucking much.

>>256657034
I think it's worth going through a second time, if only to see all the hints and foreshadowing you missed the first time.
There are quite a few hints to Ace's prosopagnosia, Santa involved with Cradle, Akane and Santa being siblings, etc.

>>256653589
*tips tophat*

>>256651137
>If only there was a kickstarter for ZE3
To be fair, doesn't kickstarter require that you reward your backers? Uchikoshi is a good story writer, but how could he reward people outside of backers getting the real ending, which would be plain stupid, or art by whatever artist did the art for the game, which couldn't really happen unless he was good friends with the artist?

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>>256657971
>tfw legoman ruins another character that you like

>>256657286
We really should. How much money do you think we would have to raise though?

>>256657392
What can Kickstarter do what simply donating money won't? And can't we just combine both in a way?

>>256657431
Ah, good point. I wasn't really sure of the details of that scene. It's been awhile since I've played 999.

>>256658060
The fucking watches nigger.

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>>256657907
>Affirmative
Okay, if that's the case then why? Did you just stop caring or something?

>>256651137
You need to be based in America or something to run a Kickstarter, which is why Mighty 9 (ignoring the fact it's shit) used Comcept USA or something to run its kickstarter.

>>256658060
>doesn't kickstarter require that you reward your backers?

This is generally done with merchandise and "collector's edition" style memorabilia.