>"ANON STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND GO OUTSIDE, JUST

>>256344880
>raise headphones volume to 100%
>feels good man
>five years later
>you can't hear shit and your ears won't stop randomly hurting and bleeding

>>256344880
>being a failure
Feels good, huh OP

>she pulls the plug out
>you lose all shit in your fake virtual cyberworld
>and beats your ass with cord
that's what you nerds get

that picture is so fucking obnoxious
eat shit OP

1. Who the fuck are you
2. What the fuck are you doing in my apartment
3. It's raining outside you crazy bitch

mum u better shut up
*Unsheats katana*
u wanna shout a bit more?
*cuts her in half*

Nothing pesornll mum

When was the last time you spoke to someone /v/?

Saturday here

Are you 12?

>>256345235
Today.
Are you a NEET or something?

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>>256344880

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>>256344880
us gamers huh

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reminds me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFe8TBhLeQQ
Im glad my parents weren't like that

I remember being 15.

>>256344880
So edgy. You're my new role model.

>>256345208
kek

>>256344880
OP, you're either under age or neet. Get a job, move out, live your life.

>want to go outside
>weather is always shit
Ahh, the joys of living in Bongland.

>>256345334
Woah buddy, watch that edge

>>256344880

>mfw living a third world country in a violent neighborhood so my parents are okay with me staying in my room all day

Better than getting shot I guess.

>>256345021
>mom gets tired and goes away
>volume back to 40% or whatever it was on

how do i get a job when i have no interests

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>>256345485
>want to go outside
>110 degrees

>>256345435
>ignoring your mother is edgy

I never knew this feel.

Maybe it's because my mum was a social recluse, too and understood muh feels.

I dunno.

>mom walks in
>"please grope my breasts anon-kun"
>*unzips dick*

>>256345030
> doing something you like
> it's called "being a failure"

I hate it when people pretend this fucking heat is something to be grateful for

I wish summer would leave

>>256344880
>>>/jp/

>>256344880
>raise headphones volume to 100%
Enjoy tinnitus underage faggot.

>>256344880
You not only have a terrible mother but you're a terrible person as well.
I suppose genetics have something to do with this.

>Not having a chill as fuck single mother who plays games too
My mother is propably better at gaming than 80% of /v/

>>256345672
it is you stupid shit

>>256345485
>also live in bongland
>use the shit weather as an excuse to stay in and play vidya all day

>>256345105
im sure it was meant to be tasteful

>>256345892
Shut up, you're not my mom.

>>256345873
I bet she's also better at sucking cock than 80% of /v/

>>256345351
This was so badly drawn. Even by porn standards.

>>256345892
>misuse a word
>starts name calling when called out

okay buddy

Agreed OP. #groanzone

>>256346002
nigger fuck you

>>256344880
yep hearing damage is pretty cool

>boomers in charge of not being pathetic

>>256345759
This, I don't get it why people think hot 35C weather is good for going outside. In summer I'd only go outside if it were cloudy.

>>256345873
My mom was gaming by herself when my big bro was in diapers. She would dream about secrets in Mario World, wake up and they'd be real. We've played Mario World, Donkey Kong Country and quite a few other games together. It's a damn shame she has motion sickness and can't watch or play any 3D game

>>256345235
Today. Someone other than my parents, I don't know.

>>256345021

I never understood why the majority of people set the volume so high.

Every single time i saw someone wearing headphones they had extremely loud sound leaking through them.

If i make Windows \ Player Volume more than 30 i'll be deaf

>>256345759
Its all preference; I prefer hot weather over cold weather.

>>256344880
never had this problem because my mum loved me

>>256346278
Maybe if you weren't such a fatass, you'd enjoy summer more

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>not exercising at least one hour a day
you do, right /v/?

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>"You're playing too many video games! They rewire your brain!"

>>256346492
Y-Yeah, totally

>>256346492
Why would I? Just so you feel good about your proton-neutron-electron life philosophy?

>tfw always have headphones at 80%
>lose hearing
>have to put them at 100% now to enjoy it
>next i have to buy a new pair of headphones

>not being /fit/

it's like you fags don't even want to git gud

>>256346492
I only exercise my right hand by playing Dota and fapping all day

>>256345021
>putting your volume above 60%
>ever

Hope that permanent hearing damage is fun.

>not taking the time to work out or do some physical labor and shower just to get that amazing feeling of sitting down knowing you can enjoy the vidya without having wasted the day for the rest of the day

>>256346325
>If i make Windows \ Player Volume more than 30 i'll be deaf
probably because they're past that already

>>256346492
if masturbating counts then yes

>>256346467
Nice try, but I'm skinny as fuck.

>>256345021
I need to put the volume to 100% to feel the BASS

you don't understand

>in dorm all week, summer too
>be home at weekends
>mom and little sister are literally shouting at each other, then crying
>ask father if they are doing this all week
>he sighs and says yes
Of course I raise the volume, I didn't come home for this.

>>256346492
i spend so much my time playing video games and browsing /v/ that i forget to eat and only have 1 or 2 (max) meals a day, and even those are small

im not in danger of dying of cardiac arest mind you

>>256344880
>mom comes i-
Oh wait I'm not 12 and live my parents.

>>256345757
If someone likes being homeless it still means they're a failure whether they like it or not.

Get friends.

Take it from me kids. Don't blast your headphones at full volume.

Tinnitus isn't fun!

>>256346492
why would I do it

no seriously, why would i do it

muscles are useless in this day and age, and if you want them for aesthetics, i dont give a fuck

oh and im not fat, im a hungry skeleton

>>256346881
Did your Mom kick you out for being a useless autistic NEET?

>>256346492
I'm at 100 push ups and 100 sit ups every day, feels good.
Should start running soon!

>>256346815
are you me

>>256346893
The term "failure" implies not achieving set goals.

But it turns out there's no goal or point in life anyway, so there's no such thing as "failing at life" as well.

>>256346953
But anon cardio kills gains.

>>256344880
ONE LAST THING I BEG YOU PLEASE JUST BEFORE YOU GO

>>256346903
Di-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ng~

Thanks for reminding me that I have tinnitus. I can hear it now.

>>256346932
you'll live longer if you make aerobic exercise part of your daily life, which means more time to play vidya

i dont want you to die early, anon ;_;

>>256346881
Then how do you know she came?

>>256346492
>work 12 hours a day and must drive 2 hours
No i don't

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>WHY DO YOU SIT UP THERE AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES INSTEAD OF DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE
>"It's not like either of you two went to College. I'm pretty busy most of the time."
and then they go away.

>>256346943
....I bought a apartment with some bros and my gf....I stayed in a dorm for college....

>>256346815
Your dad is a strong man.

>>256347090
What?

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>>256347037
Whatever anon have fun being lonely and skinnyfat playing your video games in 20 years

>>256346834
The concept of skipping meals because they're a bother should probably be alarming. But I just can't muster up any genuine concern for myself, or for you.

>>256346903
I have that shit and I never listen to things too loud. I always thought it might have to do with my blood pressure.

>>256346492
I'd like to but can't afford to go to the gym and my family would just laugh at me for it if I did it at home, at least I'm moving away for uni next month and have a little more freedom

>>256346492
>Want to exercise
>Can't afford gym or proper healthy food, so just run occasionally and do some bodyweight exercises (but I get tired fast and lose motivation)

;_;

>>256346893
> caring about what other people say
> doing something you like is considered a failure

You should get a therapist to raise your self esteem and stop caring about what others say or how society labels you

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>>256347264
Only got this one sorry

>>256344880
> My dad was the one who introduced me to video games
> My mother actually tried to learn about them a little because my dad and me played
> They both understood concepts like saving and playing online
Man, its really surprising to me how many parents are assholes. I guess I should be glad I got good ones.

>>256346573
>>256346932
grills u fukn moran

>>256347093
>24-12-2=10

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>not having a nice place of your own
>N-Normalfag..
Even a NEET can live alone.

>>256347090
>not making sure mom feels good too

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>>256346492
I go running every day 7.5 km and then swimming. Why don't you?

>>256345267
no i'm 26

>>256347394
> What is sleep time
> What is meal time
> What is personal time
> What is faptime

>>256347085
my life is shit anyway, no future, no job, no studies, no gf

the only reason i dont kill myself is because im a pussy

oh and i hate videogames, i only watch anime with cute girls, its the only gay to avoid the dreadful introspection

>>256347402
How would you manage that? Where I live I can't get by alone with my autismbux

>>256345021

I did that for a few years and never got permanent damage

>>256347394
>24-12-2=10
10-7-1=2

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>seeing people having issues with other people/friends/relations from one thing to the other
>they ask me why I don't have any friends

>>256347462
Cause I don't wanna be s skeleton do you do any lifting?

>>256347303
if you just sat around moving your arm around and typing at a keyboard all day, how hungry could you possibly get?

maybe he just has his intake/outake balanced this way

hes going to have no fucking muscle mass soon enough though and that will probably be a problem

>>256344880
>"Anon you only sit in your room the whole day! You should really get out more and do something with your friends!"
>go out with friends every 2-3 days
>"Anon you are barely at home anymore! You should really stay at home more often, I'm concerned when you are out for so long."

She still calls me once or twice every week to ask if everything is okay. She is really overprotective.

>>256347240
>strong
He just can't leave, my little sister would certainly want to stay with our mother, and she (my sister) has diabetes. My mother's pay might not even cover my sister, not even her and a house.
I'd support him 100% if he was to leave though.

>>256347146
.........are.....................you....................................................sure.........................................................you............................turbonerd

>>256347045
But I can't gain weight~

>>256347394
if i want to fuck, i'll just pay a whore

its less expensive long term than a gf and i dont have to get /fit/

and i dont care if people call me loser, thats what i am

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>>256347626
Can't you invent any original excuses?

>>256346492
I pound my mom one hour a day, is that enough?

>>256347326
>can't afford gym or healthy food
0/10

>>256347780
Fuck, I meant to say your mom not mine

>>256347618
I kinda know this feel, years ago everything was pretty chill with my friends but they stopped inviting me out anywhere suddenly, and in the rare times that I see them now they are arguing all the fucking time over stupid shit

>being fat
>being a neet
Feel bad for some of you
A couple of years from now when and if some of you don't commit suicide you won't have nothing to say or show for your existence.

Damn

>>256346492
Nigger, I just came home from a hour and a half of biking near the beach.

>>256347665
Yes I'm sure. I left the house right after the summer. Went to college with highschool gf and bros we all graduated.

>>256344880
>not being a 90's kid and enjoying the best toys,cartoons,vidya, and outdoor fun with friends


I truly pity you kids today.

>>256347536
>How would you manage that?
NEETs depending on the government can be supported. The fact my tax money goes to these fucks pains me but i stopped caring, nothing i can do about it.

>>256347780
>my mom
KEK
YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIMES ANON

>>256347894
cool freudian slip bro

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>>256347780
>>256347894
kek'd

>>256347402

>Can't afford to move out
>Mum can't afford me to move out
>Stay in my room all day because I don't want to deal with my mum and her hoarding and diarrhea
>My therapist dropped me from CBT because I wasn't doing my homework
>Homework was to hang out with my mum every day

Still living with a parent at 27 is really fun you guys..

>>256347303
I skip meals because eating, or all bodily functions at that matter, are fucking disgusting.

It really is no different than pouring pus down your throat.

who /fit/ here

>>256347373
My parents weren't assholes, but they were afraid of there being a negative affect of playing too much video games, so for many years as a kid, I could only play half an hour a day and I could bank that time for a week to play it all on Saturday.

>>256347994
This, and then i discovered runescape

>>256347331
You should go to the asylum to get cured out of your videogame addiction, nerd loser.

Hope they dont get you in prison for being a manchild pedophile.

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>>256347780
>>256347894
Its fine anon,everybody loves your mom

>>256347821
Don't take it the wrong way, I'm not fat (skinnyfat skeleton). It's just that buying healthy food and cooking it takes more time and money than just buying a pack of [whatever] for [meal]. I could probably afford a gym membership too, but besides having no idea of how to use any of the machines, the real problem is getting there.

So basically I'm stuck.

>>256346492

Gym 6 days a week bruh

>Anon dont you ever want to get a girlfriend
>...
>boyfriend?
>n-no...
>then what?
>m-my w-w-waifu

>you will never travel back in time to when your mom was young and hot and become your own father

>>256347994
us 90s kids amirite?

>>256347776
What are you even asking?

>>256348038
>her hoarding and diarrhea
WTF
Get out. Get out now.

>>256348180
yer both dumb.

>>256348180
So much butthurt anon.
Get a therapist

>>256347331
>look everyone I'm projecting
NEETS.

>>256348217
>then what
>I w-want you t-to be my girlfriend, mom....

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>>256348184

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>have no job
>all I do play vidya and go gym
>been searching for months but no luck
>applied for every job I could get my hands on
>mom thinks I'm just lazy and don't even try
>"anon, why haven't you found a job yet?"
>"at least do more than gym work"
>"why haven't you found a gf?"
>family laugh and jest and say I'm gay
>mfw

Life's a bitch, /v/

>>256348108
No, but I am an occasional social hiker.

>>256348148
Man, fucking runescape. I still remember the kid who showed me that shit back in the day. It blew my goddamn mind.
>>256348242
Just preaching the truth. The 90's was a pretty solid time to be a kid.

>>256348353
>o-okay a-anon
>b-but if you f-father finds out he'll b-beat me again

>>256347994
80s >>>>> 90s

>>256347323
>my family would just laugh at me for it if I did it at home
what in the fuck, why?

>>256347373
no because my back hurts like a bitch all the time and gets way worse whenever i do shit

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>>256346893
>Get friends.
Yeah, then let's be a failure all together woo-pee!

Friends only bring troubles and make you waste money

/v/, just lift. It's the easiest workout possible and it's probably the least physically demanding on contrast with getting the most done.

>>256348434
>i-ill defend you
>n-now use your dildo and f-fuck me

>>256348336
> look everyone a person that's happy with himself
NEET

Turning 27 in a month. Living the NEET life with no potential jobs or opportunities coming up. Maybe my mom will murder me in my sleep and put me out of my misery

>>256344880

So this just happened to you?

Get your delusional head out of your ass you moron.

>>256344880
>JUST LOOK AT THE WEATHER TODAY
It's fucking raining.

*tips fedora*

>>256346520
... that's the point.

>kicked my mom out of the house
>changed the locks
>she moved somewhere with his stalker boyfriend

Finally some fucking peace.

saw on the fucking news this morning, god why was i watching that shit, NEW REPORT!!
kid who play up to an hour a day of video games may be better off! but kids who play more than 3 hours a day may be worse, and may be less polite

WELL NO FUCKING SHIT kids with boundaries in one area of their life are better adjusted than kids who don't have as clear boundaries? someone fucking call god, we've figured this humanity shit out now. we can move on to the next level.

or maybe, FUCKING MAYBE the kids who only get an hour, also have limits on other shit, and parents who actually give them attention and make them do homework and not be fucking assholes and shit, whereas the kids that spend over 3 hours a day playing vidya DON'T.

god damn what the fuck.

>>256348264

She's bi-polar and on a fistful of meds every day. She sleeps till like 6pm every single day on the sofa then complains about not being able to sleep at night.

She's not had a solid bowel movement for 2 years. Sometimes she shits herself and doesn't even notice(not done that for a while) The house smells like a dead body every time she goes to the toilet.

And my therapist still wanted me to spend an hour with her every day. We only have one couch in the living room. She wanted me to sit there on the floor for an hour away from my PC.

Fuck you. My PC is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.

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>>256347264
Anonymous delivers

>>256347267
I will

>>256348556
>tfw by the time you were 15 you could beat up your dad because he was a manlet and you werent
>tfw pushed him into a wall and broke it

>>256348521
Not that guy, but where I'm from it's still a relatively new trend so most of my family isn't really familiarised with the concept (gym = for fat people in their heads, and why would I, a skeleton, want to go to a gym?)

>>256348374
Nigga I just went to my local market, asked if they need a cashier and boom, I had work. Sure, not the kind of work I was looking for, but sitting around on your fat unemployed ass and saying "Muh I cant find job" is pathetic. Just work as anything as you search for a real job.

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>>256348657
ebin meme ! :DDDD

>>256348485
Yeah, I'd have taken 80's as well, even if it was just for best music.

>>256348374
They're not jesting, anon.

>>256344880
Reddit please go

>>256348734
i know

>>256348685
rekt

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Why are you not getting money for playing video games, /v/?

>>256344880
>Being a disrespectful little shit

>>256348684
thanks faggot

>>256348657

I hate that fucking fedora meme but jesus christ does it apply in this thread.

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>>256348684
i love stock photos

I finally got a good job I enjoy with decent pay after 2+ years of seeking, a lot of which was voluntary work too.
After payday tomorrow I can finally build the gaming rig I've been wanting for over 5 years.
And I still find time to take part in my hobbies.

...Feels good man.

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>>256348362

>>256344880
I wish my mother was still alive to complain about stupid stuff.

>>256348670
I spent 4 hours a day playing vidya through highschool and Im well adjusted

r-right /v/?

>>256348549
If that's your concept of friends I feel sorry for you

>>256348180
Oh no! I'm a videogame addict posting on a videogame board meant for lonely bored people The horror!

>>256348684

what's his name again?

>>256348864
good on you bro

>>256345031
>/f/>>2475746

>>256345601
> living in second world country, where "going outside" means either getting shitface drunk, or going to football match just so you can smash faces with benches and bricks, and get beaten the living shit out by OMON

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>>256348353
>Ok little boy come here and let me teach you what I know

>>256348592
Why don't you just start with a job at Wal-Mart or McDonalds or something. They'll hire almost anyone.

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>>256348846
love you too

>>256348521
they're just cunts I guess
not that I don't like them, but they think that i'm weird and don't really take anything that I do or say seriously

edgemaster

>>256348909
I did not expect those feels from this thread, anon. Be strong ;_;

>>256348952
of cours its horror!

nerds are like a plague, a virus......

Where do nerds even come from??

>>256344880
I haven't left my room in 4.5 years. Feels good man.

>>256349136
ur mom's cunt

whenever i get lonely, i just have to drive around town for a little while to remind myself why i hate everybody and want nothing to do with them.

>>256349136
Well lets find out.
Where are you from?

>>256345998
I would doubt it.

>>256347994
>tfw catching lightning bugs at night

and now they are all going extinct.

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>>256348726
I wish those positions were free or I would do it in a heartbeat. But nope, only sales assistance or manager roles

>>256348926
I played up to 12 hours a day back then since there was nothing to do in the middle of nowhere except throw rocks at trees. Plus it was raining most of the time anyways.

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>>256347780
>>256347894

>>256349227
thanks for the amazing blog buddy

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>>256348695
Why didn't you do it so you could claim your prize?

>>256348670
>highschool
>do nothing but going to school and playing WoW until 3AM
>fourth best grades

Y'all niggas bein dum.

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>>256348592
ritual suicide pact when anon?

>>256349296
>tfw their a shiton of lighting bugs in my neighborhood

>mom still yelling at you

What are you, 13?

>>256346002
>says the guy who could do it better
oh i dont think so, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself son

>>256348592
I've been NEET for small time and enjoyed almost every minute. You're small time.

>>256346325
It could just be that they have shitty headphones. A lot of cheap over-ear headphones have shit occlusion.

>>256349409
You're lucky, they all pretty much died out where I'm at. I miss being able to look out and see them flicker.

>>256344880
>about to go outside and swim in the pool
>fucking storming out
Goddamn it Florida

>>256349491
you got me

I'm all for people sitting around playing vidya all day if that's what they want to do, but at least don't drag your parents into it. Get a part-time job, buy a cheap-ass apartment, and provide for yourself. You're dragging your parents down and embarrassing them.

>>256348374
You know what to do.
Get a JoJo body and strike poses all day.

>>256349501
You don't need to be an artist to criticize art.

i had a dream last night where my mom jerked me off while we were on her bed

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>>256347780
>>256347894
Sure you did anon, sure you did.

>>256345395
It's that Twisted Sister video come to life. I had no idea Boomers still carried on like this.

>>256345021
>tfw have tinnitus now because of this

>>256345235
2 seconds ago.

>>256349595
If there was a person who honestly did this they just might be my hero.

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>Summer home from college
>Working, mom knows this
>She leaves at 8, "I hope you don't spend your whole day up here playing games..."
>Play vidya till 10
>Shower, eat, watch TV till 1130
>Go to work for 12
>Leave work at 5
>Get home around 6, stopping by a friend's for a quick beer
>Eat something, call girlfriend while I lay on the couch and play DS
>Go to room, browse /v/ and put video games on about 8ish
>Mom gets in
>WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY

>>256349582
but my mum doesn't want me to leave

>>256344880
>''..... do you know what time it is?''
>''5am, and? me not sleeping is not abnormal''
>''go to sleep soon, you'll fuck up your health''
>tfw your mother is pretty chill and cool and you could eat pizza with her and make dirty jokes and she joked about incest once.

>>256346660
It sure is. I was born with tinnitus, so sometimes when I listen to my music before I go to sleep it goes haywire. It's enjoyable half of the time for some reason, and the other half of the time it really doesn't affect me.

>"I don't want you to play VIDEOGAME anymore anon, it's bad and evil and takes away food from kids in africa"
>blacklist in internet explorer some random shit URL like www.videogame.ru
At least I don't remember them deleting shortcuts trying to delete games.

>>256349631
thats what they all say, then they fapped to it anyways, take your hipoocracy elsewhere

>>256349595
this post might just have given me the motivation to get /fit/, thanks anon

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>>256349595
Give me another year and I will do it
Still got some fat to cut

>>256349572
Well don't you belong on 13+ forum instead of an 18+ imageboard then?

>>256347558
You sure? My nephew always has 100% on headphones and when he watches TV its always fucking loud and he says its not that loud when I tell him to turn it down a bit.

Lots of normies 'round these parts, eh? It can't be helped.

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If you're an adult and you still live with your parents, then your parents really truly love you.

I WISH I had that. I WISH I had parents I could move back in with. It's not easy out here, being an adult is hard. And I'm doing it, I'm managing, but that's halfway motivated by the knowledge that if I fail, I'll have to go back to the hell that was my life before this. I'd kill myself, and this time, I wouldn't pussy out before I was done.

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Chie is a fucking slut. Just imagine the amount of sausage she had between those lips. She was probably the town bike before you came around and she was instantly lusting after your salami next.

Her phonenumber is probably all over public toilets with the annotation that she's willing to do anything for a beefbowl.

And remember those 3 guys from her S rank? As soon as you enter the train to go back home those guys probably rape her and NTR the shit out of her, turning her into a sexslave so they don't have to pay for the meat to take turns on her.

>>256349860
>Well don't you belong on 13+ forum
I'm already on 4chan.

>>256349797
Is she hot? If she's hot... well... you're seriously letting us down here anon. Live the doujin.

>>256349928
Think you posted in the wrong thread, but you're right. Chie a slut.

>>256349771
then you're lucky, and should stay with her

but people who's parents want them to leave shouldn't burden them with their uselessness

>>256350043
No I didn't

>>256349797
>joked about incest
>implying it was a joke

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>>256346492

>>256349835
You aren't using hipocracy right.
Anyways stop trying to deflect criticism with your shitty fallacies.

>>256349905
My parents didn't want me to move out. I finally did it anyway at 25.

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>>256349905
i know they love me anon but now i'm failing for 3 people instead of just myself

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>>256349325
>boo hoo I want a job
>but I don't want this kind of job

a job is something you do for money, not necessarily because you enjoy it

>mom thinks im gay because I've never had a girlfriend

Maybe I just don't want three dimensional pig disgusting sluts, mom.

>>256350065
It's really not that hard to be wanted around the house either. Just watch Kamen Rider Agito and mimic that... all of it.

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>>256344880
*raises paw*
Erm... Who are you quoting exactly????

>>256348197
mate, you can do starter body weight routines, in your own room. i did it for like, a month, then decided i was too lazy for all that shit, but in the month or so that i did it i put on like 10lbs in muscle. i actually have some form of pecs now and can do 10 push ups, and while it's kinda nice, i just don't give enough fucks to continue. i'm just lazy, and happy being a stick.
also, protein powder, that's high cal is cheap on amazon. look for MRM all natural gainer.

if you want to do it, you can.
as for me? life is short, and meaningless. if it doesn't make me happy, or change something i care about, why fucking bother?

>>256350325
mum

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>>256349797
>make dirty jokes and she joked about incest once
Right. Joked.

>>256346492
Nope, I'm fat. But it's not my fault, there was a Cracked article saying that 99% of people could not keep off the weight they loss. So why bother if it's virtually impossible?

>finally do something to make my mom proud
>get a job, work my ass off on a vocational course
>finally got the qualifications to go away to college
>leaving in september
>haven't enjoyed a second of it
>I told my mom I got accepted this morning and her proud smile was something I'd wanted to see since I left school
>don't have the heart to tell her I'm not happy doing this, always wanted programming to be a hobby
>leaving in a month

d-did I do good, /v/?

>>256349280
Are you saying this from personal experience with /v/ or with your mom?

>>256350263
Enjoy your wizardry.

>>256349797
My mom once joked about helping me masturbate, it was awkward as fuck and I didn't even know how to answer

In retrospcet I should've gone with it to see if I could get her to do it

>>256350448
>cracked

>/v/ - Your Personal Blog

>>256346492
I jog an 8.2 km course 4-5 times a week, I'm also planning to start lifting once I can get a cheap campus gym membership so I can get some muscle and don't end up ottermode.

>>256349985
My friends always talk about her titties and what they'd do to her to me. I don't know why they'd talk to me about their sick fantasies with my mother, but hey, shit isn't always good.
I don't plan to nail my 38 year old mother just cause of one incest joke.
>>256350115
>tfw she did it infront of your best friend and she joked about you being gay once infront of friends too
feels fine having a mother that can joke about shit.

>>256350548
I use to try to eat healthy and work out, but if it's impossible to lose weight for people who are fat what is the point?

>>256349751
Liked and subscribed :^)

>>256350497
yes. yes you did. but dont let this ruin your life.

>>256346932
>seriously why would i ever stay healthy

- anon who has given up on life

>>256350448

People who write for Cracked are not smart, trustworthy people. Do not trust what you read on Cracked, it is entertainment, not information.

Source: my roommate writes for Cracked. He's the stupidest motherfucker I have ever met.

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>>256350263
>had a girlfriend in high school
>dumped her ass because she got in the way of vidya and school
>parents don't think I'm gay
>but now I'm questioning my sexuality

that or I'm just straight with slight homolust for Zoro

>>256350659
Ugh, man, really, REALLY letting us down here. I mean, just total disappointment.

>>256350659
>38 years old
How old are you?

>tfw have been living hermit life in parent's house since I was 13
>20 now
>waiting for parents to kick me out so I can kill myself

The outside is for the weak and non-autistic.

>>256350448
Nice excuses, anon.

>>256350325
post lewd zero suit fox

>>256350754
You should look up how thermodynamics work.
Surprisingly it holds the secrets to weight loss, and the best part is anyone can do it.

>/v/ full of virgin neets
>most of /v/ grew up in a dysfunctional household

I'm noticing a pattern here

>>256350446
I'm sure she did, I was like 14 at the time >>256350845
I'm not fucking my mother in any way possible in my life.
>>256350904
18, I was born when she was 20.
>tfw you weren't gonna be born originally if the twins before you weren't miscarriages and they wouldn't exist if the boy before that lived
>tfw you feel like a champion of her insides for surviving where three miscarriages took place
I feel like a champion.

>>256349905
My mom is super overprotective. It will be a nightmare for her when I have to move out after I finished Uni.

Since it seems to be a common topic in this thread, do any of you anons with tinnitus do anything to manage it? Like supplements, sound therapy or whatever else.

>>256346492
no, but i do 40 minutes of cardio

>>256348197
Why not just take up cycling? Or running? Hell, even walking is something so long as you walk a good distance i.e. until your feat start aching.

>>256350263
>when they ask I always tell my parents that i'm not interested in relationships
>actually am but just don't bother pursuing them (except this one time with a qt weeb grill but I spaghetti'd it up)
fuck being such a social retard

>>256351129
>tfw you feel like a champion of her insides
Don't you want to recreate that feeling :^)

>>256351181
>tinnitus

Who gets tinnitus before they're at least 40?
Literally who?!

>>256348052
This isn't saya no uta you tool.

>>256347654
The joys of privatised healthcare

>>256351314
I'm fine nigga, I'm not fucking my mother in any way because incest isn't wincest.

>>256348197

The real problem is you want to give up, and that's it.

>>256351006
Thermodynamics? Isn't that airplanes and shit?

>>256351181
Lucky for me I just tune it out. I completely forget about it unless I actually think about it. It's only a mild case though.

>>256351129
my nigga
I was born because of a miscarriage too but I was also dead when I was born so i'm hardly a champion

>>256346285
>She would dream about secrets in Mario World, wake up and they'd be real

What

>tfw studying engineering and losing motivation
>tfw you just want to play vidya and watch anime all day
>tfw you stick with it so you don't disappoint your parents

>>256351328
Archer

>>256351386
How do you know if you haven't tried it, hm?

Perhaps it's the truest love there is?

>>256351328
I already have tinnitus at age 23,its kind of light however.

>schizo mom yelling about random bullshit and smashing things

headphones and video games, man

>>256351428
I suppose.
It really applys to almost everything.

>>256348197
this shit
http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2009/12/09/beginner-body-weight-workout-burn-fat-build-muscle/
this is what i was doing. it worked, but exercise doesn't make me happy.

>>256350448
Dudebro, it's the law of thermodynamics, if you eat fewer calories than you use in a day you will lose weight and if you eat more than you gain weight. You can't keep the same diet you had when you were 250lbs and exercising as when you are 190lbs and not exercising. Anyone who gains weight after losing it bears sole responsibility for being a fatfuck.

>>256348052
Nigga they're the most natural things in the world. Of course it's nothing worth briefing to others, but being disgusted over what your body does in private? Seriously?

>>256351328
>People who have gone shooting without hearing protection
>People who have used power tools without it
>People with big car stereos
>People who go to loud concerts and don't use plugs
>Heavy metal
All of the above apply to me

>>256351478
My mom didn't expect me to live.
Feels good living.

>>256351520
Life isn't a incest doujin.

>>256349905
I'm a 25 year old loser with no job and no prospects that live with my parents. I honestly don't think there are a lot of people on /v/ like me despite the stereotypes.

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>>256351386
>incest isn't wincest

>>256351328
You know those fucktards that hear music with their headphones so loud that you can hear it in the entire subway? Or fuckers that go to concerts every week and never wear earplugs?
They are almost deaf by the age of 40.

>>256348038
>CBT
why the fuck do shrinks this is some kind of cure-all? Every time I hear of someone suffering, in whatever way, they always either get told to take anti-depressants or start on a course of CBT. It's ridiculous. Exposure therapy on its own is a fucking joke; it just doesn't give you anything in the long term.

>>256351489
Think of the money, anon.

>>256347752
That's because you don't eat and won't read the sticky.

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>>256350962

>>256351640
Easy mode, just cut out all fast food and replace snacking habits with fruit/vegetables.

Simply not eating fast food has already made me lose a shit ton of weight.

>>256345351
>not the Daisy version

>>256351640
I'm 280 pounds and have no idea where to start to lose weight really. Cracked article said there is only a 1% chance of a fat person ever getting thin.

Neets are fucking pathetic. No wonder sex is dying around the world. You fucks are losers.

>>256351539
What did you do? I'm curious.

>>256350659
My dad would call me fuckface around my friends.

>>256351738
>no prospects
If you'd get off your lazy ass and be willing to work hard at anything you can get, you have prospects.

>>256351928
Big news.

Because mom you humiliated me infront of all my friends and I'm o fat that I'm ashamed to take off my shirt.

>>256351719
... baka.

>>256351782
I have horrible OCD and they make me do exposure therapy all the time.

>>256351935
Not him but I went shooting a few times and had ringing in my teens.

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>>256346492
every day man. we're all gonna make it, right?

>>256351918
Simply get someone to suck you. it takes a lot of energy when you cum

>>256352008
But that requires effort!

>>256350448
alright how it works is this

you want to have a diet that's low on calories but filling at the same time, this is why people recommend vegetables, because you can eat a fuckton of them and barely have any gain in calories

meat can do this too, because it's filling, and drinking a bunch of water also helps

you do cardio primarily to shave off extra calories that you normally wouldn't shave off during the day

>>256351935
I was using some heavy cans that compressed some nerves near my ears or something like that.Now i can only use in-ear headphones.

>>256344880
>ANON WHY AREN'T YOU OUTSIDE PLAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS
>BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE PLAYING RUNESCAPE I'M TALKING WITH THEM OVER TEAMSPEAK RIGHT NOW

>>256351952
My stepdad was kinda strange, but didn't call me a name, ordered pizza whenever one of my friends came over.

Was kinda strict but still chill.
Did your dad jokingly call you Fuckface?

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>Try to have a social life as a teen
>"YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DRIVE"
>"NO I'M NOT DRIVING YOU THERE"
>"THERE ARE PROBABLY PEDOPHILES THERE"
>"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HANG OUT WITH THAT GIRL ANYMORE SHE'S THE DEVIL"

>Start playing vidya from then through adulthood
>"WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
>"YOU SHOULD GET OUT AND SOCIALIZE"
>"WHEN ARE YOU GONNA HAVE A SON"
>"YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME AT WORK"

>>256345021
Sometimes just 20% is too much for me.

>>256350836
your boipussy has some good taste

>>256351928
Let me ask you something, if you're here in Murika have you tried dating today's women? Because I have. Drugs and sex is what it all boils down to. I have to many horror stories to tell. Hell, one bitch my friend set me up with pushed an autistic kid at the zoo because he couldn't see the fishes. In general everyone needs a major attitude adjustment.

>tfw no anon to cuddle with and play vidya

>>256349508
>I've been NEET for small time

Yeah you will enjoy every minute if you're a summer time NEET in between classes

>>256352156
Shooting's a serious ear killer. I'm glad I used douple hearing protection whenever we went to the range back when I was a conscript.

>>256346492
Is fapping an exercise?

>>256352193
Yup. Suck it up, princess and welcome to the real world.

>>256351834
you should post more

>>256352465
Sure made my right arm much stronger
>tfw that's not a joke.

>>256347941
>feel sorry for fatties and NEETS

Why? Both are problems created by themselves. Fuck them.

>>256346325
Because you can feel the BASS when the volume is set that low, you big pleb. I bet you hate concerts too.

>>256351539
How can you tell if you have tinnitus or not? When there is no sound at all I hear a slight weird sound in my ear.
>>256352008
It's too late for me. I have no motivation and I'm already 25 years old. Only 5 years away from being a wizard!

>>256352323
This. I never understood why the volume controls go up so high on most stuff.

>TV volume is fine at 5
>Looks like the bar goes to 50 or 100 or some shit
>ear-bleeding loud when it's at 15
>never had the guts to turn it up past that

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>>256352586
>It's too late for me. I have no motivation and I'm already 25 years old.
It's not too late, you're just lazy.