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What do you think Samus is like when she isn't on a mission?
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>>256261594
Having two of the same feet
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Anything that moves
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>>256261594
>that anatomy

No thanks. Metroids are cute though.
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She's never not on a mission, because being on missions is what helps her deal with the crushing loneliness.
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>>256262728
Her pants are sagged you fucking idiot.
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>>256262438
What is it with artists sucking ass at drawing feet and hands?

captcha: ruchapa civilian
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>>256262771
Why doesn't Samus have a girlfriend?
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Not overly neat but not laid back either. Probably reads a lot of old history and bounties. Dresses like no one is around cause no one is so lots of skin ala old metroid game endings. Likes to air out. Doesnt mingle with people. Only times spotted in a bar or public place bars to get bounties or info. Shows up in full armour and everyone gets the fuck out of her way.
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>>256262895

That doesn't explain her dislocated femurs, retard.
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>>256261594
>two right toes
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I think I read something about that once.
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that looks comfy as fuck

if she didn't have that lewd expression I'd totally save it
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>>256263043
Can't unsee
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>>256261594

She's probably a social, friendly girl. She's shown in a bar in art from Zero Mission or Fusion, and you don't go to a bar if you're an introvert with people issues.

She probably has a few triggers that would prompt her to break your fucking neck, though, and she probably hates thinking too much.

She's probably very troubled on a deep level, but she's been through so much and gets so much respect from so many people that it's probably not readily apparent through.

God, I love Samus as a character.
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>>256261594
an emotional wreck suffering from PTSD, especially post Fusion
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>>256263121
And yet this artist is better in every way than OP's.
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>>256263193

>lewd

she looks more wasted than "hey bb wan sum fuk?"
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>>256263101
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>>256261594
Not getting drunk or being lazy.

She's the kind of soldier who constantly studies, exercises, and cleans her equipment.
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>>256263239
>she probably hates thinking too much
How'd you figure?
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>>256263401

She's not a boring sack of shit. Only boring sacks of shit don't have a little fun in their time off.
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>>256262996
No one is willing to deal with the travel.

Lucina will go home with her after they meet each other in the new Smash Bros. She's lonely too
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>>256263302
looks 'tarded either way, would appreciate it if there was one with a normal facial expression
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>>256263401

>It's canon that she hangs out in bars
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How is she when she doesn't surf?
How is she when she doesn't surf?
How is she when she doesn't surf?
I wonder what she does when she wakes up?
When she wakes up
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>>256261594
Anti-social. Shes good at Sudoku/crosswords because she has to kill time on her ship somehow.
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>>256263425
I assume he's basing it off the manga, where she's retarded.
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>>256263874
Is the manga canon?
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>>256263517
That's not boring, when did I imply she doesn't do any of that socially?

It's a guaranteed necessity for her job though. Also she has probably never touched a video game in her life, that's just a vibe I get.
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>>256263978
Yes.
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>>256263425

I didn't mean like "JEEZ THIS BOOK MAKES MY HEAD HURT".

I mean that she probably hates letting her mind wander for too long. I would imagine that you'd want to repress memories of a twelve-foot dragon torching your parents and eating them at every possible juncture.
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>>256263781

Fuck you, now I need to rewatch it.
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THE BABY
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>>256263021
>Shows up in full armour and everyone gets the fuck out of her way.
I was with you up until here. I doubt she'd go anywhere in her armor because that'd be much more conspicuous. Anyone can be a blond chick, only one person has that suit.
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>>256263874
Isn't taking place when she was really young?
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>>256263978

It's kind of in a gray area. Parts of it, like the death of Samus' parents, and her being raised by the Chozo, are definitely canon. However, the end of the manga contradicts Zero Mission, and there's some weird stuff like Ridley and Mother Brain talking that doesn't seem to fit with the games.
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Before Other M, she seemed super-confident and alpha, but approachable and empathetic.

Post Other-M, I imagine she spends all day whining on Livejournal.

>>256263781
She's incredible math
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>>256264352

No, that chapter is just before she leaves the Chozo to join the Federation.
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>>256264390
retcon, Sakamoto wrote it, it's canon
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>>256264448
>That face

fucking disgusting
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>>256261594
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>>256264642
He also said Prime games can be canon and that the Metroid timeline is open to interpretation, you twat.
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>>256264179
Kek.
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>>256264390
>like Ridley and Mother Brain talking that doesn't seem to fit with the games.

No one significant to the overall series really speaks in the game (until... y'know). Also, MB and Ridley are both clearly intelligent, so there's no reason beyond physiology that they couldn't speak.
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>>256263860

>implying she doesn't play zelda on her ship

Don't have the comic scans but this shit is fucking canon.
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>>256264642

Actually no, the manga was made by a guy named Kenji Ishikawa. I don't think it's ever been stated how much involvement Sakamoto had with it, though I assume he did at least lay out the basic plot. However, Sakamoto absolutely did write Zero Mission and Other M, both of which the manga contradicts.
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>>256264812
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>>256264448
>that face
>those lips
>those hips

I just finished fapping
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autistic loner

remember she was raised by birdpeople in caves
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>>256265058
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>>256265001
She also plays dorf and Doom on DOSBox. She's fucking hardcore.
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>>256265159
>That face

Low taste nigger alert
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>>256265058

>you will never have an onii-chan as cool as Higgs
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>>256265198
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>>256264984
It's not like Ridley has any need to speak to her anyway.
He's got nothing to say. And neither does Samus to him.
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>>256263275

But that one actually has far worse anatomy and composition, it just gets you hard.
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>>256265038
Other M contradicts nearly every game in some respects. Sakamoto didn't give a fuck.

>>256265159
>>256264671
Different strokes for different folks.
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>>256261594
>tfw no christmas cake waifu
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bu-but I already had a metroid thread going on

>>256245917
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>used to think I really, really love the metroid series
>years later realize I only like Super and Zero Mission and hate the rest though I haven't played the prime games yet

But those two are some of my favorite games ever, so fuck I don't even know.
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>>256265343
Why would you want to forget calling Adam a fag. It's the truth for one, and he acts the part too.
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>>256263781
Fun-loving barfly that doesn't really open up to people or talk about herself.

She's in endings in bars and in presumably alien civilizations mingling, but somehow even GF soldiers consider her a myth.
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>>256263860
>>256265171
>anti-social white girl
>blonde hair

My dick couldn't get any harder
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>>256265349
Exactly.
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>>256265508

Christmas Cakes are shit tier.

Girls only a few years older than you, like just enough to be the cool older sister but not old enough to be your mom or some shit, that's the sweet spot.
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>>256265382
Reminder that Sakamoto wrote both Fusion AND Other M.
One was decent, and the other a heaping pile of shit. I imagine he really didn't give a fuck at that point.
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>>256265382
Not nearly every game, EVERY game. Even Pinball.
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>>256265290
>nigger
You damn right bitch
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>>256265516
>though I haven't played the prime games yet

They're only the pinnacle of the series, m8.
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>>256265001

Notably, this comic also shows Samus posing heroically with and being cheered on by bikini-clad girls.
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>>256265706
How did it go against Pinball anon?
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She looks for roundys
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>>256265827
If he's into the 2D games for high speed blastin' and platformin' right left and centre, then he might not enjoy the slower, more deliberate, puzzly nature of the Primes.

Although 3 is probably closest to the 2D games in that regard.
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Anybody else think it's kinda fucked that SJWs treat Other M like it's one of the few "good" Metroid games, while it's one of the few truly sexist games out there?
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>>256265914
Because it vaguely follows the scenes of Prime, and the entire existence of Prime is contradicted by Other M.
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>>256262986
Have you seen feet and hands? Fucking abominations compared to anything else, except maybe ears.

5 digits, all of them different shape and sizes.

and feet? having 3 sphere at the bottom that make some weird ass triangle shape but then fucking it up with that indent that everyone can only describe as a "foot print".

and then palm of hands, what the fuck is with that shit.

Fuck feet, fuck hands, fuck evolution.
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you're all so fucking pathetic!
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>>256265695
Ahaha, oh fuck. I haven't played Fusion in so long I never realised how much this doesn't make sense. Nintendo removed the Prime games from Metroid's continuity because Other M clashed with them, so does this mean Sakamoto's other own fucking work should be considered non canon?
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>>256265878

How does Samus play with her suit on? Like, the arm canon alone should make it a nightmare.
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>>256266012
Pretty sure most SJWs think it's a travesty. Anyone who doesn't probably has only a cursory knowledge of the Metroid series.
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>>256261594
definitely not throwing darts into the side of her pressurized space ship
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>>256261594
>Getting drunk
>Alcoholic Samus
>To cope with lonliness

Depressing
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>>256262986
I wouldn't describe people like this as artists
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>>256261594
Massive cumguzzling dominatrix slut.
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>>256266012
I've never heard a SJW talk about Other M.
Rule of thumb is that any game that isn't a triple AAA game won't be talked about by the SJW journalists. Either because these people don't actually play vidya or talking about obscure stuff doesn't make money (probably a bit of both.)
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>>256266138

Pure skill.
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>>256266136
Nobody ever once said that the Primes weren't canon. The comment in particular referred to them as more of a side story that wasn't very important to the main series.
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>>256266202

Somehow I doubt a well built spaceship (or even a shitty one) is gonna be compromised by a fucking dart.

The real question is how that managed to actually stick to the wall at all frankly. Maybe it's one of those magnetic ones.
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>>256265695
Were his arms clipping in to each other?
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>>256266282
>what is Dragon's Crown
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>>256266352
Indeedily.
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>>256266294
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>>256266286

Did we read the same panel? She's fucking shit at it.
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>>256266286
>He has completed many missions
>He
Not cannon
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DID SOMEONE SAY TUBES
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>>256266362
Fair enough, but that one was just too good of a target when almost every screencap of the game contained to massive titties flopping around.
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>>256266362
That one only got so much mainstream attention because that journalist from NeoGAF got so assblasted about it.
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>>256263781
>>256264448
Oh boy, this can't be good, because I'm smelling lithium now
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>>256266445

This is from before she transitioned.
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>>256261594
That girl looks too weak to be Samus.
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>>256266471
TUUUUUBES!
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>>256266471

No.

Maybe.
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>>256266471
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>>256266556
DEM BIRD GENES
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>>256266294
>The comment in particular referred to them as more of a side story that wasn't very important to the main series.

>Galaxy spanning adventure bigger in scope and threat than any of her other missions before and after
>unimportant sidestory

That's like calling LttP an insignificant side story to Link's Awakening.
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>>256266618

Yeah seriously, Samus is the kind of girl that would have Andre the Giant's alcohol tolerance.
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>>256266556
How'd you guys react if Nintendo rebooted Metroid, but this time around they made Samus a tranny?
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>>256266282
Don't know about SWJ, but I still remember how this game made that one lady on G4 cry about how much of a betray it was by making Samus weak and stupid.

Not that I was complaining, they did make Samus weak and fucking stupid, but anyway.
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>>256266471
Uh oh.
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>>256266632
is that a doobie
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>>256266805
anyone have the version without the banner?
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>>256266774
I would be sad that the next influx of porn would have Samus with a dick.
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>>256266831
It's a tubeie.
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>>256266831
It's a tube
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>>256266083
You seem unnecessarily mad.
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>>256261594
I'll bet she farts a lot when she's not in the suit
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>>256266685
There needs to be more weird alien x Samus porn.

That's probably the most realistic interpretation of her character to boot.
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>>256266471
"As an online discussion of Metroid grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Tubes or Space Pirates approaches one"
-Tube's Law
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>>256266774
Eh. As long as the game (and story, if there were one) were done well, I probably wouldn't mind.

Also as long as not a single dev or nintendo higher up mentioned it as being done for the sake of equal representation or some shit like that. "She actually was all along. Magic space bird people genes, folks!"
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>>256266943

Tubies?
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The wave beam missile combo really trivialized this fight
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>>256266774
>>256267139

Why are you guys ignoring the blatant, 100% true proof in the image? Samus already is trans.
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Would you?
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>>256267341

That's not funny, anon.
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>>256261594
Most likely in bars, trying to pick up men, and get pregnant. She should really go to therapy on account of her DNA being fucked with and being rendered genetically incompatible with anything.
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>>256267361
Not sure I could.
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Sitting on her ship and waiting for more missions
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>>256267361
if she had her melee moveset heck yes
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>>256265878
>Samus is a casual
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>>256267361
Just point me to the exhaust port.
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What would happen if an x parasite absorbed phazon?
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>>256263121
Fixed.
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>>256266974
Spent more time trying to get feet and hands "just right" then on the actual pictures themselves, only for them to still look weird as shit. Fuck those things, everyone wears boxing gloves for now on.
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>>256267421
She could always go to the Space Pirates for help. Get a babby clone.
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>>256267538
Now fix the other one.
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>>256267534

I don't know muh prime lore but I'm gonna guess you're asking for DELICIOUS CANDY
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>>256261594
She's probably a clinically depressed hermit.

Sort of like me
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>>256267538
>Her left tit.
8/10, would fab again.
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>>256266685
I want a game about Rundas.
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>>256267590
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Why is Metroid such a patrician series of games?
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>>256267534
You'd need Phaazon enhanced Metroid Woman (and an armada) to fuck up their planet.
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>>256267361

Of course. Helmets are one of my fetishes.
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>>256267802
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>>256267702
>Samus ever being happy.

Her only to emotions are crying, or complete silent wonderment, or complete boredom.
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>>256261594
>tfw a girl lets you in her room
>tfw she smells nice
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>>256267590
If only she wasn't too cray-cray to actually deal with pirates, before sexually assaulting someone and murdering a planet-worth of others.
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>>256267878
Wait, I thought she was a human child and had human parents, but was injected with Chozo DNA or something.
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>>256267061

>The most realistic interpretation of a character who was so traumatized by having her parents killed by aliens that she made a career out of going to alien worlds and killing all the aliens is one where she actually fucks all the aliens
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>>256261594
Samus is never not on a mission.
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She's a buttslut who spends her entire free time chained to a bed getting her asshole railed and filled with cum by multiple men.
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>>256267938
Seeing how she is a bounty hunter, I would completely buy her doing this.
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>>256267961
Someone's never cleared a Metroid game.
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>>256267802
I think he might be.
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>>256267620
What's the other one?
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>>256267997
>can't kill X without draining the life out of them
>only gotta freeze a metroid then throw a missile at it to shatter it

Metroids are the lesser of two evils here.
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>>256267902
>Bodysuits with enclosed helmets
Yus
The greatest
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>>256267802
Lewd
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>>256262986
Hands, feet, and faces are the hardest thing for any artist to draw properly. Faces are the first thing we see on a person and what we're trained to pay attention to first of all. Hands and feet are complex appendages forged by millions of years of evolution meant for huge amounts of different roles (ask a prostheticist how hard it's been going to replicate functional hands and feet)
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>>256267702
what are those bomb in the back
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>>256267997
Ad the best part is the gorilla freeze to death when the winter comes!
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>>256268117
Fuck, I even got that ending.

I always assumed those where non-canon though, because, reasons....
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>>256265637
>that image
I forget sometimes how retarded the translation was in 4
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>>256264984
That mega fist, looks like arm cannon radiation finally caught up.
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>>256268321
You have no fucking idea how hard that made me laugh just now.
Fuck, I had those as a kid.
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>>256268175

Also metroids only have their kinetic resistance in their larval state, and only then when on their home planet or an environment that mimicks it.

They also could not leave a planet on their own under any circumstances, where as the X, if exposed to a planet with civilization, could easily achieve space flight or other means to reach new worlds.
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>>256261594
>>256262996
Her and megaman are fucking
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>>256267961
Samus never cries.
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>>256268519
Fuck that is comfy.
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>>256268509
see
>>256265637
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>>256268519
>bird magic
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dat Admiral Dane concept art
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>>256261594
Having lesbian sex with Wii Fit Trainer
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>>256268638
until it starts spinning.
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>>256268509
No, because Megaman and Lucca hooked up first while she was his mechanic.
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>>256268514
>iffy
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>>256268705
So having an impracticable object for an arm is common in this universe?
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>>256261594

Why is there no porn of Samus being surrounded by pirates, her desperately trying to fight her way out, failing, getting captured and raped by the crew, shackled, used as a toilet during their long journeys around the galaxy, and finally used as food for Metroids in which they slowly suck her life force out of her sexual organs in which she cries and pleads for her life as her eyes slowly turn listless and it ends with her being devoured with tears down her face.


You know, a normal doujin? What the fuck is up with Japan son?
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>>256268697

Don't spacesuits have like piss systems built in so you can take a piss and it'll go through some tubes and go in a little pouch in the suit or some shit like that? Why wouldn't the power suit have something similar?
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>>256268940
He's clearly holding that sword with his hand you goddamn dunkey
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>>256268645
NO, the real megaman
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I just want drawings of Samus in the full suit, no missing helmet, just the suit, any suit except zero suit. The power suits in the series are awesome but everyone concentrates on Zero Suit its a god damn shame.
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>>256268940
You can see his fingers there. I figure by the design of the thing that it's either just being held, or the energy blade can dissipate and the top bit maybe slide back so he can use his hand.
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>>256261594
Ugly feet, unable to make my new waifu.
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>>256268881
Maybe it's like one of those baby bowls that wobbles around a lot but never loses balance
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>>256269115
>Rockman.EXE
>not the real Megaman
I'll fucking cut you, faggot
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Nothin'. Maybe trains, practices her aiming skills. She's far too detached from humanity to be social or anything.
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>>256268881
The inner sphere doesn't change orientation.
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>>256269124
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>>256269124

I want more Metroid Prime games with creepy sections utilizing the Xray scanner, maybe implement one that focuses on sound.
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>>256268407
i have some in a box in my attic
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>>256269072
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>>256268882
I didn't say they were dating just fucking by that I mean she rapes him
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>>256269032
>this picture now makes me want a Metroid/Omnimusha game

Fuck you, Anon. I hope Space Pirates kill your family
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>>256268940
Look closely. It's not his arm. You can see the fingers behind the basket-hilt guard is just obscuring them.
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>>256268705
That is so cool and so stupid at the same time.
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I almost want to post...
IT.
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>>256269206

I can't tell if this artist is trying to send a "message" or just has a retarded fetish.
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>>256269124
I only save art of her full suit
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>>256261594
>her feet are tiny as fuck
0/10
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>>256268514
>anyone wouldn't have night terrors for the rest of their lives from this.
This comic is canon.
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>>256269220

Other M is canon, she craves acceptance and willingly will do the will of others, for free. NO COMPENSATION :^)
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>>256269327
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>>256269368
>mfw filtered it
go ahead, I don't give a fuck
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>>256269357

I wish more fanart of things in general used this style, it's awesome.
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>>256269370
Probably both, its a cry for help.
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>>256269076

Because the person who wrote this comic is fucking retarded
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>>256269076
Yeah.
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>>256269385
I'm not too bothered if the helmet's missing.
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>>256269113
>>256269145
>>256269362
I have no idea what you people are referring to.
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>>256269475
IT is not the IT you are thinking IT is.
Or is IT?
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>>256263239
wow, i can hear you being fat, bitter, and female over the internet.
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>>256269446

>Other M is canon,

The fuck it is.
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>you will never be bullied by Samus
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>>256261594
SAMUS IS A GIRL ??????
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>>256269667
Just do it already so I can filter it.
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>>256261594
No.
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>>256269742

I'd let her stomp on my balls
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>>256269370
I find that word offensive.
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>>256267061
Mods no bully please
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>>256268940
You can see he still has his left arm.
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>>256269742
You're some sort of sissy goth kid if you can't beat any woman.
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Wonders how to crawl
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>>256269742
>HEY SAMOOSE REMEMBER HOW RIDLEY ROASTED YOUR PARENTS ALIVE IN FUCKING FRONT OF YOU? YEAH?
>PTSD takes over her as she curls up into a ball and starts bawling her eyes out
ez
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>>256269823

Me too.
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>>256269796

0/10
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>>256268973
There's plenty of shittily written fanfiction almost exactly like this.
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>>256269850

transformation is a terrible fetish and bimbos are an even worse one.
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What is yfw he is a smash newcomer
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>>256269370

it's a bimbofication fetish and I want more
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>>256269796
She's a bird lady.
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>>256269742
>you will never dominate samus, choke the shit out of her, slowly brainwash her and make her your personal fuck hole and have her be your obedient 7" killing machine that rides you with her mouth after bullying and killing your enemies
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Y'all might not wanna open these.
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>>256269967
>transformation is a terrible fetish

Nigga U crazy
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>>256269993

For you.
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>>256269490
Doomguy, Samus isn't my waifu anyway
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>>256269209
Robotics rule faggot
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I'm serious. Don't open these, for your own health.
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She jerks off her enormous futa cock and/or impregnates innocent civilian women
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>>256270056
Keep going...
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>>256269920
I would assume she does that, or go into a homicidal rage.

Probably the curl up into a ball one though.
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I warned you not to open these, man.
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>>256270202
Why.
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>>256270202
Oh fuck no, I recognize this
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>>256267984
>let's you play with her hair
>"oh anon I love when you play with my hair!"
>take a sniff
>nosegasm
>I- I have to go.
>fap furiously to that scent
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>>256269920
At least her daddy went out fighting though.
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>>256270202
>>256270350
ABORT! ABORT!
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>>256270202
>vore
its the worst fetish outside gore, scatfags and pissfags
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Why didn't you listen to me? Why did you open them?
You reap what you sow.
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>>256269490
Clark
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>>256265343
>>256265198
Why is Samus hanging out with federation troopers when she's a mercenary, I don't get it
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Why does everyone think Samus would have feather pubes when the hair on her head isn't made of feathers?
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>>256270350

Is this the vore one with the pissing fetish? Why can't they make one in which samus is stuck in morphball mode and gets digested repeatedly by Ridley/monsters.
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>>256268354
Tell me about it.
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>>256270558
Sakamoto.
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>>256270012

That's hot as fuck. I want to feel Samus struggling under my grip around her neck as I break her mind with my cock.
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>>256270695
This picture confuses me.
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>>256269742
>Gimmie your suit upgrades, geekboy.
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>>256270012
>seven inch killing machine
If she was seven inches I'd probably swallow her whole, man.
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>>256270558
She has a lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
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>>256270558
The government likes to hire her to fix their problems.
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>>256270795

>not creating a comfortable habitat for her to live in
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>>256265637
>>256270659
Wow, fuck, I never played MMBN after the first game, but I don't remember the translation being like that in the first, lack of VWF aside.

How do you even get "Daddy might cum" from Japanese?
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>>256270795
>not having her bully and insult your enemies while in morphball mode

I shig dig son.
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>Samus is an emotional train wreck.
>These comics are still canon.
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>>256270765
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>>256270976

Its only in 4. They just did not even give half a shit with that one.

"Legs go, Megaman!"
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>>256270996

>Comics
>Canon
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>>256270996
Who knew that she was a ghost all along?
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>>256270765
It's just metroid saving his girlfriend, what's not to get?
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>>256270558
Because in Sakamoto's retard canon, Samus is actually enlisted in the Galactic Federation military for a period before she becomes a bounty hunter/mercenary.

I think we were talking about how stupid this idea was in a thread just yesterday.
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the mole
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>>256271064
I almost want to play 4 to laugh at it, but from what I'm seeing, it's the shittiest game in the series even not including the translation, and I wasn't too hot on MMBN in the first place.

If I want to get a good laugh playing bad games, though, I'll keep it in mind.
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more pics of Samus being a helpless woman
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>>256271227
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
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>>256271208

>Because in Sakamoto's retard canon, Samus is actually enlisted in the Galactic Federation military for a period before she becomes a bounty hunter/mercenary.

This was the case years and years before other m was even an idea.
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>>256271314

No it wasn't, stop being wrong.
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if you're talking about personality

I've always thought of Samus being like those Big but queit types.
almost stoic

The best example I can give for women is Ayaka Kagari from witch craft work

or Sakaki from azumanga Diaoh

I can imagine she lives most of her life i her head, but doesn't let it show.
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>>256271227

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
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>>256269490
ME
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>This is what Samus dreams every night.
>These pages are being taken completely out of context.
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>>256271314
It's only explicitly Other M, and you could argue Fusion either way.
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>>256269908
He beat the game in the end
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>>256270565
Compare your pubes to the hair on your head. Are they the same?
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>vore
>transformation
>bestiality
>scat
>rape
>BDSM

why can't there just be vanilla samus porn
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>>256271381
>Fusion
>Zero Mission
mmmmhmmmmmmm
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>>256271451

Wait a minute, Samus doesn't have a mole. Non-canon comic is non-canon.
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>>256271208
>we were talking about how stupid this idea was in a thread just yesterday

I think I remember that. It's not a terrible idea , but the execution - as per Sakamoto - is awful.
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Yes, they're both hair.

Feathers are completely different in structure.
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>>256271521
iunno
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Read these and die.
http://www.metroid2002.com/maru_mari/001.html
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>>256271685
I thought I was the only one that remembered those.
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>>256271585
Maybe she got it after they injected her with bird DNA?
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>>256271521

That already exists. Nothing exists of what you mentioned. Literally nothing. If you know any, post it.
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>>256271479
Well, even if he didn't know how to crawl, he at least beat the game.

I don't care if people are bad at single-player games or at least keep their badness in mutliplayer restricted to friends or whatever, just so long as they don't use guides or bitch about the difficulty.
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>>256269370
>this fag doesn't have a bimbofication fetish
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>>256271685
Oh god
M2K2 was the first forum I ever joined.
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>>256271521
>beast
>rape
>BDSM
>not normal
Wut
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>>256271451
Shit man, that IS metal as fuck.
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>>256271874
The first forum I ever actually participated was something called Metroid Galaxy.
It fell apart after a very short time.
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>>256271770
That's not a mole

IT'S A BUDDING FEATHER.
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>>256271770
>HAAH
>WAAH
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>play Super Metroid three or four times in a row during senior year of high school (~2010)
>learn that shit like the back of my hand by the last run
>haven't touched it since though
>go to replay it
>forgot literally everything

I'm never gonna get my time below five hours am I
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>>256271772
POST MORE WHAT ARE YOU DOING AUGH
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>>256271972
I think this one actually might be better too.
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>>256272262
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>>256271972
err sorry, this one.
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>>256272232
Don't worry mang, something similar happened to me with ZM and now I finish that shit in 40 minutes tops on a daily basis.
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>>256272470
I tried to do a 7% run of ZM and gave up on robot Ridley.

My 1% Fusion run only got to Nightmare.

Guess I need to git gud.
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>>256272442
Daayuum, son!
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>>256261594
I could have sworn those pants were supposed to look like a hamburger from the thumbnail.
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>>256263781
That's some incredible math man.
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>>256271973
>actually find that the forum still exists, but can't make new topics and all old topics are hidden
>Welcome back; your last visit was on Dec 22 2007, 08:36 PM
There aren't any words for what I'm feeling right now.
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>>256269796
>two asses
>not iliac crest
Step the fuck up
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>>256269742
DA BES
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>>256272880
>Go look at my profile info
>GO LOOK AT MY SIGNATURE
Aaaaand the feeling is gone. I am embarassed of the me from seven years ago.
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She stays in stasis, only being alerted when there is a message for her or a mission that fits a predetermined criteria she decided on before going into cold sleep.
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>>256268047
Also raised by aliens. She probably gets turned on most by beaks and feathers.
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>>256273274
What's she holding?
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>>256271043
socks tho
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>>256273426
Daka, she is holding more Daka.
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>>256273426

A Gatling gun.
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>>256270976
original text
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>>256269490
Why the fuck does Tony Stark need a wingman?
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>>256273701
Super Scifi universe has gatling guns?
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>>256273742
Samus probably shot him down the first couple dozen times
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>>256262438
Why are you looking at Samus' feet, anon?
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>>256273781

Why not? We still use stone tools and bows and arrows today. Shit would be cost effective as fuck. Dont need much to kill aliens.

>>256273880

She'd probably be frigid to people like Tony and a complete smitten kitten with autistic retards on /v/. Just like her.
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>>256273185
>Aaaaand the feeling is gone. I am embarassed of the me from seven years ago.

Try finding shit from 2002 on ezboard. I cringe at the memory.
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>>256273895
>not looking at feet
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>>256274127
Oh boy do I know that feel.

Hopefully no one will ever know.
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>>256267361
I would cuddle with Samus, even if she was stuck in her suit.
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>>256274127
>Remember my middle school neopets account
>Shop whines about being hacked and loving kawaii stuff (that's japanese for cute!)

Wwwwwhhhhyyyyy
Fuck, now all of the embarrassing internet childhood memories are flooding back all at once.
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I'm fucking shit at this but I tried fixing it.
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she is looking for missions when she isn't on mission. What do you think mario is like when he isnt peaching
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>>256274137
>not looking at the shit outside the window exclusively
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>>256274402
>peaching
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>>256274093
Muh dick.
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>>256273107
A camera isn't a mirror in the strictest sense.

By this logic, vampires should be invisible to the human eye because it detects reflected light.
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there aren't enough artists drawing video game waifus in relaxed social settings

reply to this post with 777 if you agree
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>>256274463
>Samus/Adam
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>>256274085

Oh god. Fuck this entire thread, I've discovered what Samus truly does in her spare time.

She shitposts on space-/v/.
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Always has one eye on the incoming bounty list and the galactic news, keeping an eye out for Space Pirate attacks. If civilians are attacked by Space Pirates, she goes after it immediately, doesn't even wait for the Federation to clear her.

She listens to music and looks at art. She also buys shit and fixes it. The chozo taught her a lot about practical stuff like engineering, as well as cultural stuff as well. Sometimes she goes to art shows and shit. She tends to blather about Chozo philosophy and shit. It kinda weirds people out. She doesn't care.

She plays the upright bass.

She has a house somewhere. She keeps a shitton of birds there. Her yard is just like, fucking lousy with birdhouses.
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>>256274402

Plumbing. The real question is, what does Donkey Kong do? Randomly sing like the show?
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>>256274370
Fix the toes.
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>>256270558
The mercenary thing was an invention of the american translation.
She was never a mercenary nor a real Boba Fett like bounty hunter, in Japan.
She was independent but not an outlaw.
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>>256274361
>those posts from when you were a late teenager/young adult and thought you were the smartest fucker on the planet

Past me is a fucking douche.
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They need to make a game a bunch of the sci-fi nintendo franchises connect. Like seeing F-Zero races in the back ground, or have Samus and Fox trying to collect the same bounty.
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>>256274559
>she
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>>256273703
what mega man game is this? i think i've played it before and it was heaps fun.
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>>256274585

That dumb nigger doesn't do a fucking thing but eat bananas or try to get bananas back from whatever asshole stole his bananas.
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>>256274361
The Patriots were right. The internet retains too much. We need Selection for Social Sanity.

For me it was my Newgrounds account.
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>>256274793
dont call donkey kong a nigger
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>>256274683

>>256274553
I like the irony.

>>256274628
Mercenary =/= outlaw.
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>>256274739

That's a part of it anon, she's a femanon who constantly attention whores because she knows it drives people fucking bonkers. That and she's a /pol/shitter but instead of jews it's always the metroids' fault.
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>>256274729
I'm still working on my FTL/Metroid crossover.
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>>256274929
your headcanon a shit
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>>256263212
Also that broken left left
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>>256274843
>finding fanfiction you wrote in college
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>>256275164
>Wrote in college.
>College was a long time for you.
How old are you anon?
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>>256275076
Don't open what
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>>256269556
>mellowing out with some phazon or whatever

Chuckled hard.
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>>256275274
26.

I began college at 18. It was a long time ago.
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>>256274564
>She plays the upright bass
This is a man who knows his shit.
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>>256274793
>nigger
Stop it baka
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>>256275164
I only ever wrote two pieces of fanfiction, and I'm not too ashamed of either one.
I thought up A LOT of shit, but kept most of it in my head.
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>>256275592
post dat shit
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>>256275410
You know what I mean, don't open it
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>>256275509
Same age.
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>>256275509
'88 master race
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>>256275274
College was a long time a go for a lot of us, Anon.
>>256275727
Older
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>>256271451

HOLY DIVER

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA

OH WHAT'S BECOMING OF ME?
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>>256270056
>There will never be a Space Ace X Metroid Crossover
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>>256275839
Doug Aldrich is an underrated musician.
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>>256275789
'89 here, we run this generation
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>>256275576
tits or gtfo
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>>256274564
>>256275514
I'm curious, where do people learn to call it the "upright bass?" Is it a country thing?

I was taught that it was the double bass.
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>>256275839
RIDE DA TIGA

YOU CAN SEE HIS STRIPES BUT YOU KNOW HES CLEAN
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>>256275839
AND IT'S ON AND ON AND OOOON

IT'S HEAVEN AND HELL

OOOH WELL
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>>256274769
Looks like Megaman Battle Network 4
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>>256274559
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>>256275789
>>256275984
80's kids represent.
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>>256274628
Bounty hunters and mercenaries aren't outlaws.

Being a vigilante might be, though.

It's like the opposite of prostitution. It's only legal if you're paid to do it.
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>>256268197
Every time I see that fucker jump on the ship I think: what was he expecting to accomplish?
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>>256276181
>Platinum will never make a Metroid spinoff where Samus becomes The Punisher in space
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>>256276020
They're completely interchangeable terms. The wikipedia article for the instrument starts with "The double bass, or upright bass,".
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>>256276161
'84 here.
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>you will never go on space adventures with Samus
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>>256276209
I think he was going to try and break into the driver's side window action movie style and take you out
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>>256276291
>born too early to see girls in bodysuits launch into space on the regular

Fuck.
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>>256275953
>Dio
>Whitesnake
>Fabulous hair

11/10 would fuck
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>>256275613
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3040048/1/A-New-Adventure

I don't have the other one. But I can try and find it. It's a non-sexual Teen Titans short.
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>>256276282
Well, yes, but I'm wondering how the nomenclature varies.

It's like how soda and pop are used predominantly in different states.
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>>256261594
Coaching the co-ed lacross team and working out
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>>256276284
>>256276161
>>256275984

Can a '90 guy join in?
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>>256276284
Raise a glass, my early eighties bro.
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>>256275839
fuck now I have it stuck in my head.
DDDIIIIOOOO!
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>>256276540
Go for it. None of us is too young to have past shames.
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