>Look who came out of his cave!

>his

>>256094008
Who the fuck are you guys and when did my dorm get a dining room?

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>>256094008

>>256094008
Fine, I'll just go right back in if you don't want me here. Assholes.

>that qt in the green on the right

>straight up Patrón
Those kids have taste.

>>256094008
>Look who came out of his cave!

Where the fuck did this come from and why does my family know it too? I always got a smartass line like that when coming out of my bedroom with family there.

Someday when I get my shit together and I go to somebody elses' house with a shy kid living there, I'm not going to shame him for wanting to do his own thing.

Hello, rich family

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Who invited grandpa? I thought we all left him in at a gas station. He took my seat at the table.

Or how about

"Oh, he's alive!"

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>Why does he smell like cum?

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>>256094008

>all those fake smiles

>mfw when

>>256094008
Who are you people and where on Earth am i?

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>>256094627
If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

>hey anon this package from japan came for you while you were sleeping
>show us what's inside!

>>256094241
>Come now anon, we didn't mean it like that. Have a seat. How's school?

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HAHAHA VERRY FUCJKING FUNNY GRANDPA

>>256094825
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!

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just getting some mnt dew mom, did you get that new flavor?


it tastes like shampoo mixed with club soda

>>256094936
I should hope you aren't planning to stab a family member in the balls.

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>>256094708
>my face when when

>no place for me to sit

:(

>Got a girlfriend yet? Haha!

>>256094008
why are you all white

>having family

>>256094008
UGG
ME, HUNGRY

What are you people doing in my apartment? How did you get that table in here?

>>256095227
They are elite beings

>>256095227
I sure hope everyone on /v/ is white.

>>256094008
>My fucking white family is toasting me again because I buy all their shit and food
>fucking family is drinking apple juice while my little bro and sis are drinking vodka
>there is a reason I just play vidya in my basement all day

>>256095226
>Can you walk again grandma? Haha!

>>256095430
me too, i love sissy white bois

>>256094965
Is it really that bad?

>>256095531
girls on the internet yeah right.

>>256094008
"nice to see you came out from behind the VLT's"

Having a gambling addict as a mother basically shut down all her arguments on my lifestyle.

Also left me with a lot of emotional trauma.

>>256094592
FUCK THIS

what I hate the worst about my family
>wake up after 12:00
>"Good morning."
"Good afternoon"

FUCK YOU thats the most passive agressive shit ever. FUCK OFF

>>256094542
Dinner's ready. Where's Grandpa?