This is the current state of the hobby you fell in love with.
She's just butthurt her game sucked fucking dick.
Why is every lesbian I meet such a fucking cunt? Gay guys are okay (unless they're super flamboyant and bitchy), but literally every lesbian I've met is a cunt towards guys.
>bitches having opinions
If you're oppressed, you can say whatever you want. Women can say "KILL ALL MEN" all they want, because they are LITERALLY just as held back as Jews were during Hitler's regime. In fact, it'd probably be fine if they really did kill all men, since they technically aren't needed.
It was called Ghost Trick: David Cage's Edgy Rumpus Funtime Edition
Women make up about 90% of video game statistics
How would you even begin collecting data on that?
I mean, there isn't some magic database with every video game ever made on it. There are thousands of games floating around with female protagonists that nobody has ever heard of
Because every time someone makes a female protaganist they get bitched at for sexualising women.
Shut the fuck up, Katherine. Shouldn't you have some dicks you could be suckin'?
Well since more and more companies are starting to fall under pressure from sjws, lgbt and feminist alike, it would be more appropriate to call them vagina games as games in the future will be catering to women and gays and transvestites that would love to have a dick shoved somewhere that was meant to simulate vaginal sex.
She's a retard that can't act for shit but her looks and personality fit certain odd niches well, that and her baby face gave betas a huge crush and made her seem more relevant than she is.
Retarded opinions from a retard.
It's really feminism's fault by the way, they are the ones bringing this kind of shit, they are the ones inciting all this shit as a form of political statement. The problem doesn't begin with one celebrity, or a website, it begins with the ideology that motivates them all.
Through history various mediums have suffered the oppression of ideologies for the sake of political action, the medium always suffers for many years a damage that will take a very long time to repair and the ideology eventually fades but the damage was already done.
The past moralfags and moral watchdogs were based on the christian old values type of ideology, we had the jack thompsons and company telling us how satanic games are or how violent they are or the evils of Tommy Vircetti doing drugs and those faded away and became less relevant over time before they managed to do any serious damage but the new moral watchdog is coming from another angle and has more momentum so who knows how much pressure they will be able to put.
Just think about it for a moment, the stupid kids spouting shit today will soon be stupid adults demanding some measures to institutionally force their politics on the industry.
We saw it in the past with the comic book authority codes of conduct. A forced voluntary agreement to stick with the morally acceptable, no drugs no innocents die no curse words etc. New moral guardians, new morals, new ideology, new enforcement and rules.
This is just the beginning.
Not that hard to figure out faggots.
Women are complete bitches towards each other.
Now take a woman who is pretending to be a man (a.k.a. a lesbian) but keep everything else about a woman.
Walaa. She now hates all men. Women always hate which ever gender they see as competition to getting the mates they want. That's why women hate other women and lesbians hate men.
That's also why all women are worthless.
That genuinely hurt me anon. I actually feel really sad right now.Although InFamous 1 and 2 were fun though.
Only around 5% of ballet dances are men.
Should we just start calling it Vaginallet?
Game protagonists are merely digital representations of a mix between gameplay and story elements envisioned by the developers, and as a result of not being biological creations, are actually neither gender unless specifically stated, meaning that women viewing characters as men is merely a subconscious way of connecting positive personality traits with men.
Movies with leading men are responsible for like 90% of the top grossing films of all time.
Which is hilarious because she is an actress in a industry that realized long ago that male leads are by far the most popular and profitable.
I know this is edited. Can't find it at the moment but I think it was aimed at movies. Maybe an award show. Should really sort this shit.
Depends on your definition of starring. Even in chick flicks the female-lead is rarely the driving force, things just kind of happen to her. If you just mean someone who gets her name in the opening credits/top of the poster, it's WAY above 11%.
Filmdykes gave up on caring about percentage/representation long ago. They're more interested in whether things pass the Bechdel test.
>last night i was struggling with a hard video dick
heh, i wouldn't mind
Gay guys are typically the BFF of a girl because girls want a "gay best friend" like they see on television or in the movies. A lot of the gay guys also want to be that gay best friend due to their own lack of friends or wanting to fulfill that role. It's a very shallow, vapid relationship.
your laterally retarded
>caring about this person's opinion
>caring about a shopped twitter post
Hopefully America will be in full on collapse mode before that happens, then shit like enforcing unrealistic standards and morals in media will become irrelevant because we're literally going to be a third world shithole once it all comes tumbling down
That may be the case, but I think it's probably also that girls feel safe around gay dudes. They're not going to suddenly try to start a relationship or anything like that, after all.
I GOTCHUH NIGGAH BUH BUH. BUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
At least real celebrities aren't as horrible as ones on the internet.
Because they're trying to act masculine. They have to over compensate.
You can get along with gay guys because you're both dudes. You can get along with straight women because there is potential attraction. Whereas with Lesbians, you're just competition.
That is sometimes the case, but also I've seen/witnessed other weird scenarios where the gay guys will start feeling/groping on the girls, and the girls let them because they go, "It's okay! He's gay!" when deep down it's obvious that both parties are enjoying it while hiding behind their 'friendship'. It's weird as fuck but I've seen it multiple times.
You may have forgotten, but I remember.
I laughed so fucking hard, I swear.
It should be pretty obvious that I meant "the single most prominent character in the film." If the only requirement is one woman with high billing, of course the figures will be good.
Aw shit, son!
I've actually had a different experience with lesbians.
It's not being lesbian that makes them insufferable, it's being feminist.
If you don't actually get into that kind of discussion they're pretty cool.
Also a lot of them are actually bi but like following the lesbian trend, and are pretty damn wild in bed.
>Cooking and hiring practices
i've meet some really nice and cool lesbians
i just wish i knew they were lesbians before you know...
No they're not. One of my good friends is a really cute lesbian woman who is a police officer. Basically I play her wing man all the time and watch her get do her best immitation of Jotaro Kujo to get all the most likely straight women to be interested in her.
Shit's kawaii as fuck, nigger.
Did I take stupid pills with stupid water and trip into stupid land, home of the stupid and the stupid factory employed with stupid people who eat stupid everyday?
Seriously, I don't even give a shit about all of the degenerate liberal bloggers whining about imaginary "problematic" parts of the industry, because it is a fucking fact that most of the major franchises of the past have been replaced by GRUFF WHITE GUY GOES ON BORING ADVENTURE IN BUTTERY SMOOTH 20FPS
OK so let's say you want to bake a cake. However, your eggs are out of date and will make the cake shit. Do you :
A: Add the eggs you have
B: Go out and get some different eggs
HINT: If you pick B then you're sexist!
Someone think of a better one please
Moviebob is pretty similar to Dobson, now that I think about it.
Checkmate atheists I quit gaming last year started reading books and go to gym now
female sex drive is far, far less susceptible to confusion, and most female sexual attraction is 100% heterosexual (attraction to males). there are without a doubt some real (exclusive) lesbians, and plenty of real female bisexuals and maybe even female preference boxsexuals, but most 'lesbians' really are mentally sick. daddy issues.
whereas male faggots are just giant cock whores. male sex drive natural attraction to females is so much more susceptible to confusion because the female one is the innate one. everything about humanity, primates in general, to a lesser degree mammals and all life in general, is built from a female mold, with male qualities a hasty late modification.
Not who you're replying to, but we're talking about in general, not a rule that applies to everyone who is a lesbian. Also, they're already a couple, so that explains something.
>and watch her get do her best immitation of Jotaro Kujo
I remember the biggest thing we had to worry about was Jack Thompson. Some things never change though.
Moviebob is literally retarded and if you actually look back at his older videos you can see he always has been retarded.
He even puts "trigger warnings" on his posts now.
>yfw femenism is just a clever ruse to get the neckbeards and NEETs to quit vidya for good and become /fit/ and /lit/
Total Biscuit pls go
goddamn just because something is dominant doesnt mean you cant have fag developers making fag games for fags. theres just apparently more white males who play vidya. its just a fucking hobby nigga, its not the end of the world if everything isnt represented equally in it
>Play a game with a protagonist who isn't white or male
>Don't feel "unrepresented" by the character even though I'm a white male
Why does it only work one way? When I played The Walking Dead I didn't feel like Lee was some alien perspective I couldn't understand. Who actually believes this shit?
That will never not be funny. Do you have the entire thing?
I think what happened with FUSE, Insomniac was told to make the game in a certain way by EA, which is what we got. Towards the end of development EA essentially left the project to Insomniac, and Insomniac tried to cram as much of the original game back into FUSE as they could. Even Insomniac don't like how it went. It's why the game was so disjointed and inconsistant in its tone.
She does the cool detached thing and literally wears cool biker outfits and punky stuff whenever she's at school (despite being lawful justice as fug). She's secretly fem and sweet as hell, and gets really embarrassed when people know that. There are a couple girls who follow her around telling her how cool she is.
She's a pretty cool bro.
I mostly hang out with her because she has serious depression and is basically a shut-in outside of her job. We're all trapped on the inside, you know brah?
Was waiting for someone to post this.
because you are all incredibly frustrating
"wow anon you don't SEEEEEEEEM homo maybe you just haven't found the right man ie me yet lololololol"
all men think that their cock is blessed with the magical property of altering the sexuality of whoever they are interested in
Oh... I've never been there, I just assumed they actually discussed books there
Because you aren't standing on the podium of the privileged Olympics, fighting for the most oppressed within your own mind. Everything has to make you feel like a victim for you to understand their mental illness.
>both like Other M
>both are fat disgusting manlets
>both have pasty white skin
>both are insecure betas
>both are went bald at a young age
>both are horrific failures that never amounted to anything
I honestly have a hard time telling them apart.
A woman who doesn't want to play as a man is someone with a valid opinion.
A man who doesn't want to play as a woman is a misogynistic virgin.
As many times as I've seen this post, it still makes zero sense.
Is it some far reaching way of saying that men are playing with themselves if they play with a male protagonist? I don't get it.
>need to make a cake
>look in fridge
>have box of brown eggs (pic related)
>check expiration date
>they are expired
>go to grocery store buy eggs that aren't expired
>they are white eggs
>tfw you're a sexist/racist
what's stupid nowadays is that SJW's now think that acting masculine makes you a dude. As if that means anything at all.
I still can't fathom as to why they demand that their gender be changed on their identification, or as to why anyone has considered that gender is a means to express yourself.
60% of the word women is made up of men
Should we just start calling them WoDicks?
Why can't women handle banter.
Until you cunts can handle a bit of banter we can never be equal.
I like how his statement is really sexist. He's implying women and men are so inherently different, that women and men have completely different skillsets (hence being different "ingredients").
Isn't the point of forcing company's to hire minority's to systematically increase equality?
Doesn't implying that women and men are inherently inequal when it boils down to skills defeat that entire point?
And how many women make up the gaming population?
wonder why she doesnt complain about most important people in hollywood that aren't actors being men. its the industry shes actually in and influences way more people than a little hobby
oh its because tumblr is more willing to give her attention this way and she's a vain little actress
This guy is actually Anita's writer.
>is a guy
>wants to be a woman
>all games have male protagonists
>represents him just fine
>wants to be a woman anyway
>so that he'll after justification AFTER the fact to run a tirade
lel, the idiocy is beyond known form
>yet another self-hating anti-White
If they hate White people so much, why haven't they killed themselves yet? Honest question.
>We are suppose to sympathize with SJWs cry.
>Trans write this.
>We are the bad guys.
I'm for representation when it doesn't just force developers to change their vision to meet a quota but SJWs are crazy in how they react and do things. Its hard to be rational when you're arguing with a crazy person.
She's fit, has a cute body, is sort of short, has cute lady faux-hawk going (which is only cute on women), has banging hips, and has a great smile 24/7. She's also super into games and is a fantastic sci-fi nerd. We are writing bros together and critique each other's creative writing.
I'm into plump curvy waifus, though I admit that as far as /fit/ babes go this lady is a+. The best part about her, and making good friends with a nice person who is a lesbian, is
talking about how hot the waifus you find are, and sharing your taste for waifus together but getting to hear things from their perspective.
Pic related. It's our mutually favorite porn waifu.
Because that would require a certain amount of logic and reason. In an argument women get emotional and when women get emotional they can't really do anything but scream baseless insults.
>one guy said this to you
>your reaction for the rest of your life towards all men
I miss those days, really.
We had it so easy.
The industry was united making a stand against censorship.
Now we have people that are dressing as one of us calling for censorship and it is all a confusing mess.
Men are the majority of the army, should we call it the Dick Army?
>tfw all boys high school
>tfw the banter wagon was literally neverending
until I had to leave ;_;
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
They're fans of each other.
Which makes sense, they both hate Link having anything but brown/pink hair, one is just far more vocal about it. They're part of the same "nintendo fans who hate everything after the SNES, which just so happens to be the time that Nintendo stopped being cool for them" that sprung up around Screw Attack, along with Brentalfloss.
What a stupid fucking analogy. You cook using proper ingredients, you don't just put whatever the fuck in a pot and expect it to work. I'd have expected a fat faggot like moviebob to know more about food than that.
I never met a woman with worse French than you
>Talking with friends outside a club
>Call one of our friends who wasn't there a faggot
>This girl turns to us and goes fucking crazy
>Me and one of my friends talk to her gay friend and he was cool with us using the word because he's a normal fucking human
>The girl tries to fight one of my friends
The girl probably wasn't a lesbian but what is it with girls going crazy about stupid shit when it isn't geared at pissing them off? It's kind of what a lot of the feminism is, sometimes there is more than one thing and less of another, who gives a shit.
Surely the amount of men and women in vidya doesn't matter as long as the game devs aren't shoving it in girls' faces trying to piss them off.
Except she's a cop, she writes science fiction procedural crime dramas, and literally likes Jojo.
Man, stop looking for an excuse to hate everyone. Shit ain't attractive, friend.
Why am I supposed to feel represented by someone else's character?
Can't I just experience what they go through in their story without deluding myself into believing I'm represented by them?
And from there, they will continue to throw baseless insult after baseless insult at you like a child until they 'win'. You literally cannot argue with most women. That's why I don't even bother anymore and simply ignore them when they start getting upset at stupid shit.
>tfw I'm gay and I fucking hate it and I want to kill myself because I'm a cock sucking faggot
The industry has become the very thing it's been fighting against.
Women only make up about 30% of the people who play video games.
Stupid feminist cunts wouldn't even bother to look up that sort of information, even though it takes a few seconds for a google search. They just start screaming "MUH REPRESENTATION!"
It shouldn't surprise anyone that a medium made mostly by males, and played mostly by males, features predominantly male protagonists.
Fuck off, femcunts.
It's what happens when you give a woman large responsibilities in games.
Probably isn't a great idea to say faggot though.
In the same way that it isn't really adviseable to say Nigger around normal fags, faggot is a similarly loaded word that probably is just going to get you into trouble. Maybe hold off onto the unedited bro speak until you're in your own home?
Or get used to getting into fights.
>This only happened 3 years ago
Holy fuck. How did everything change so fast?
>Hating being gay
Why anon? You dont have to deal with bitches and whores and you can cuddle up with a cute boy twink while you fuck him from behind
WHILE HE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES
I guess she was trying to be clever or funny here? It comes off as something a child would say. Like "lol dicks! xD". Isn't she a tomboy dyke who wishes she was a dude? Is this just a severe case of asshurt brought on by penis envy?
Painting your opponent as an inherently bad person is an easy way to make your own argument seem more palatable.
>Developers should make more games for women/LGBT/etc despite sales figures not supporting it
>Developers are deliberately under-representing women in the media because they're sexist, and anyone who disagrees gets rape threats from anonymous fedora wearing neckbeards!
Lots of traction, lots of clickbait potential. Bonus points because /v/ will advertise your shit for free until the end of time in "hate threads".
There's a difference between the way we used it and the way they use it.
We use it as one of a variety of insults because we get angry and insult so many people if we have just faggot and douche they'll get redundant pretty quickly.
They use it a a catch all insult for anyone and everyone to replace anything that might offend anyone, it's essentially faggot/retard for people who care about political correctness. On the internet.
I use faggot all the time. A faggot is not the same as just a gay person. A faggot is a bitchy little drama queen that prances around being obnoxious. I hate those people.
It's like how there is a difference between a black guy and a nigger. Or a white guy and white trash.
This analogy was so retarded that I didn't get it at first.
Why do people always related video games and food? Why is it that, almost every time someone makes an analogy about video games, it's stupid as hell? Why can't people just refrain from making analogies?
Right wing people say video games cause violence = Backwards, close minded old dinosaurs
Left wing people say video games cause violence = Progressive, open-minded hero bravely speaking out
EA's role with FUSE was basically to force Insomniac to follow the recommendation of focus groups and test groups.
And it's utterly fucking retarded.
They dropped the whole upbeat funky secret agent team for grimorange SLAMDUNK BEEFCHEESE because 12 year old kids said that the game was something they thought their little brother would play because it looked childish to their eyes (not mature enough).
Now, would the actual GAME have been better? Dunno. Probably but maybe not. Would still have been interesting to follow and learn about, however.
Lets ignore about complaining female protag for fucking minute, is people in the industry really trying censor video games?
You better post the whole thing you motherfucker or I swear to god I will
be mildly disappointed and maybe call you a faggot.
Probably not even that.
I'm gonna be honest I will lose interest before we get to that point.
But seriously just do it man.
>homos looking handsome
You are the the only homo here.
Jack Thompson was fucking awesome and I have no idea why people hated him. All he wanted was stricter regulation on who violent video games could be sold to. It didn't affect adults in any way.
But then again, most of you were children when he was a thing so I can somewhat understand why you all got your panties in a know since it would've affected your Halo and your whatever the fuck else violent games teenagers played in the early-mid 00s.
An ideology rises as one falls.
Some people are lost, stupid, easy to manipulate, they are the perfect fools to indoctrinate.
And the cycle is older than games, older even than us, or our parents.
One of 2 things will happen.
Either feminism is successfully fought back within the industry long enough for people to start waking up and realizing what a piece of bullshit it is, thus feminism finds another easy target for indoctrination.
Feminism keeps gaining ground, eventually becomes the new standard, and any parts of the industry that choose not to hail the new overlords become a sort of underground rebel force.
If feminists win we will surely see those kids grow into adults and they will do the same things the adults we had to deal before tried. They will go to the senate, they will fabricate fake proof and will try to force a sort of censorship on the industry.
Our only hope by then will be in the generation that comes after the current generation, the one that is born in the feminist state of oppression, the one that becomes a counter culture and chooses to fight back against feminist biggotry.
But even if that generation grows up and tears apart the censorship laws and restores freedom to the industry we can be sure that the generation after them will start the cycle again, and they will find some ideology that will indoctrinate them and it all starts again.
>three years ago
It started in 2007. I'd post the list of vidya-related events but I don't think I have it so I'll just post this instead.
Still not a great idea to just wander around saying kike, faggot, and nigger in public unless you want to get into a confrontation with normal fags.
I'm not saying you're wrong or racist or anything. I'm just saying shit gets started when you try to talk like you can talk in private or on the internet in the real world.
Clearly it's not difficult to program women into video games.
>that quote from Sessler about Farmville
What happened? What made him turn? Was it the money? Is there more money in being outraged over "cis scum" now than in "ultraviolence"?
Ideological warfare in action.
It's all kind of like having a debate, but a dirty debate, where it is ok to lie and the catchier inflammatory arguments are better at getting the crowd's support.
You bet your ass. You should see how many people wanted to get rid of Senran Kagura.
I saw every single episode during their first TV broadcasts.
Where have the '90s gone to?
Based Nintendo. Fuck off gays, we didn't care or didn't consider you when making Tomodachi Life. But fuck Ubisoft for being lazy.
This is really how a good company responds to the criticism from SJW slime.
When you have people like Sarkeesian and MovieBlob telling people what they can and can't put in video games because of "Muh Soggy Knee," yes, there is attempted censorship going on.
Obamie's sanctions forced Russia to look for alternatives in order to bypass the dollar. The only reason the dollar is so powerful is because it's become the go to universal currency when trading. If people abandon the dollar we'll basically go back to a 3rd world shithole not unlike Detroit
Serious philosophical question /v/,
We all know that men have better twitch reflexes (top 5000 men athletes will always beat the #1 top female athele) and hand eye coordination. That's why there's not a single woman made it to EVO finals ever in the history of EVO
Do you think there should be EVO or other competitive game tournament for female only?
And to that extension, should an online lobby be "male only" or "female only"? Not even feminists bitch about how ATP World Tour is different than WTA World Tour (for those who's not into /sp/ I'm talking about tennis)
Same. It also bothers me how often people dance around subjects. It's really difficult to talk to people around me because they usually either stop talking after I refute something incredibly stupid that they said or they will say something offhanded and fucked up and when they're called out on it they don't say "Oh, bro, that's not what I meant" they say shit like "you're acting like I'm saying this". Fuck people.
You're fine, bruh. Enjoy it.
Her body isn't that great, she is just a qte with a fucked up feminist brain and aversion to the
I'd fug her if I could, I value more a pretty face than a well developed body (yeah, a bit of a pedo, I won't deny it).
There's nothing wrong with that, it's the hostility against everything else that's not okay. Most people don't give a fuck what kind of gender the MC is as long as the game is fun but since that doesn't fit in the feminist agenda they just make up a problem and statistics of their own.
It makes me sick how they talk about equality when they all just want their selfish needs to be magically fulfilled at the expense of others. I'm all for equality between genders/races/whatever, but these people want none of that.
That pic can't be real.
Because if so, jesus fucking christ.
How did she get the job as senior writer for a video game without having a real interest in how the game actually turns out. Must have an impressive resume
>People who cared about making the game great worked under her
A personal hell.
It was originally about movies and she called them "Motion Dicktures". OP's pic is a shoop.
I'm not sure how you missed that one by the way. It was spammed on /v/ and /tv/ for a good month, always with the OP typing "Well /v/?" or "Well /tv/?"
They are laying the foundations for it.
They are not at the senate asking for censorship yet, but they are already trying to force ideas.
And ideas lead to actions.
We see reviews and articles with those ideas, whenever they say "This is wrong should not be allowed" etc. The final bottom line in all their discussions is that some things should not be allowed, supporting them should not be allowed and challenging the idea that they should not be allowed shouldn't be allowed.
The road towards censorship starts with ideas and notions. "This is immoral" "This is hurtful" "This is unacceptable" "This should not exist".
Absolutely nothing, just as there's nothing wrong with wanting a male MC who's enjoyable, or a green three-toed wombat, or a nine-dicked Gorblaxan space potato, and you know why?
BECAUSE THE GENDER/SEXUALITY/WHOGIVESAFUCK OF THE CHARACTER SHOULD HAVE NO IMPACT ON THAT CHARACTER'S ACTUAL QUALITY.
Please, for the love of god, go back to tumblr.
You won't change anyone's opinion and your presence here is unwanted.
When you first come to 4chan you don't post shit for awhile until you understand how shit works so you don't get a bunch of replies telling you how much of a cunt you are.
You opinion only matters if it's unbiased and quite frankly, you are one biased bitch.
Y'know, going back to the Tomodachi thing, I would've liked the gay thing. Not for progression, no fuck that. I just wanted to do shit like piss my friends off by making their miis marry each other, or nurture a relationship between Hitler and Robocop.
black people have better twitch reflexes than white people. should there be an only lobby for blacks only? also can there be one with no fat people, i think fat people are disgusting.
No really, it's that's simple.
>tfw you start recognizing these SJW faggots by their avatars alone
>you subconsciously associate whatever their avatar is with their stupidity in other situations
By pure fucking chance, I had a class in high school with only one girl.
Holy shit, the cock slinging was never ending.
Also funny how the average student score of that class was higher. People had fun and learned shit because shit's easy to remember when you are happy.
>This fact makes the game exclusionary.
Totally gay porn, right? So many dicks being sucked.
Man, I'd suck it right before being sentenced to fuck it for all time forever.
>those squared off shoulders
You ain't foolin me
Something like that actually happened.
Its because you both love female domination.
We're already seeing female-only tournaments, look at the Hearthstone BS.
Women will never admit to any sort of physiological advantage in favor of men, especially when it comes to video games. They will, however, make the argument that these tournaments should exist because women are soooooooo underrepresented in eSports. They will never answer the question as to why it is acceptable to do this for women, but not for other groups that are underrepresented (see: blacks, gays, people with blue eyes, etc. ad nauseum.) Women also all happen to be ignorant fucks, but there you go.
This is the person who was tweeting, the article claimed it was a guy.
>mfw everybody is wrong and it is actually voilà
>mfw all my female relatives sending me facebook game invites
>mfw they've been gamers this whole time
I'm gonna chat em up about women representation in videogames next time I see them. Finally someone I can talk to about my hobby
Gay men are just as bitchy and likely to cheat on you as women. Anal sex is nigh impossible to do casually unless you have a scat fetish. Twinks age like milk, and are usually ruined by 25. Finding someone who isn't a limp-wristed pride-parading faglord is difficult to do without risking significant bodily harm. The only "safe" venues to even flirt are also riddled with HIV (and regular STDs) to a degree that makes regular clubs look like a fucking nunnery.
Once you've finally overcome all that and found twoo wuv~~ you still have to deal with the fact that even outside the bible belt there are people who will want to attack or kill you for so much as holding hands in public.
Maybe I was too serious. I obviously meant to write
>I know right? It's great, I once got my bf to dress up like Naked Snake and show me some "CQC" ;3
>posting a picture of her.
What the fuck are you talking about? This is a porn star waifu we dig.
Nigga, you need some friends.
This cute azn can wreck your butt in DMC3,4 and UMVC3
>be in fetish irc (dont ask)
>some bitch starts talking about the whole ass creed thing with females and animations
>say "you know, it would actually take a while to get a female character in there... Most of the diologe would have to be rewritten, most of the animations redone, voice work redone, and a lot of scripting to go along with it. So they are right in some cases"
>she starts bitching, bringing up fake statistics (she tried to equate mobile game user statistics with console game statistics)
>eventually starts calling me names
>i am the one who gets yelled at and almost banned
>old white guy writing is just out of touch with the tastes of people nowadays
Yeah, like Game of Thrones! Nobody cares about that shit.
LOTR? NO ONE CARES!
Now Hungry Games and Twilight? Those are eternal classics.
But I totally do, anon. Shit's sexy as fuck.
>you still have to deal with the fact that even outside the bible belt there are people who will want to attack or kill you for so much as holding hands in public.
Why didn't Remember Me set the world on fire? Why didn't women buy Assassin's Creed: Liberation/HD (that was two chances) in the millions?
Can hardly blame game devs for not bothering.
And speaking of Assassin's Creed, the shit people are giving devs like Ubi (who tried before and got fuck all for their efforts) probably makes them want to bother even less.
Who presented the Ubi E3 conference? A tall Black Woman, didn't see any praise over that.
People are assholes.
Hard to cater to people if they don't tell you what they want. Always talking in vague terms. Always raising questions but never giving a definite answer. Bioware is having a hard enough time with their Dragon Age game.
How can I get a qt bf in the bible belt?