Gore thread.

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>>254449726
>people actually defend the LED Vita screen

>getting so mad at videogames that you destroy your own property

Is this an American thing or something? Jesus Christ.

>>254449854
mario hoops 3 on 3 gets really fucking intense ill have you know

>>254449642
Disgusting. No game other than an Xbone or Nvidia Shield deserves this punishment. Maybe the dreamcast.

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>>254449726
>>254449818
What kind of screen is the other one? Which is the LED?

>>254449726
I'm confused what?

>>254449854
Yes, only American are capable of basic human emotions. The rest of the world is inhabited by robots.

>>254449854
In pretty sure op's pic is from some mongoloid who dropped his thing

>>254449952
thank mr skeltal

>>254449959
top is LCD bottom is OLED, bottom is Vita 1000 top is Vita 2000, they don't make the OLED ones anymore

>>254449959
top is the new model with an LCD, the bottom has an OLED

The nintendium will repair itself right guys?

...right?

>>254449952
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>inb4 some actually posts gore

>>254449959
The bottom is the original OLED screen, the top is the cheaper LED version that Sony replaced it with when they realized how unprofitable the Vita was.

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COMMENCE OPERATION ACTUAL GORE DUMB GO GO GO

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RIP Comrade

>>254449854
Nuthing personnel kid

>>254450004
>dropped
looks like he fucking threw something at it. See how it's concentrated?

>>254449952
You almost had me, but I'm know dummy, there's no such thing as skellingtons.

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>>254449642
Dear Nintendo

>>254449992
>getting so angry at something as inconsequential as a videogame that you LITERALLY FUCKING SMASH THE FIRST THING YOU SEE
>basic human emotion

I wasn't even trying to turn this into a nationality thing but shit, you Americans are weird.

>>254450158
Probably stabbed it with the stylus.

>>254450358
I've only thrown N64 controllers when I was younger and MK64 pissed me off but those things were near invincible, caused more damage to the wall then the controller.

>>254449992
>basic human emotions
More like a severe lack of self-control. There is no excuse for destroying property.

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A Secondhand Genesis I bought had rust spots all over the metal shell inside it and shit, plus fucking old backwater garage shit inside it

board was clean though for the most part and I do believe it'll work, but god damnit

>>254450158
Or he dropped it and he had bad luck and the edge of a table or chair hit the screen my little brother dropped mine that way

>>254450145
Was the DS Lite the one that had the faulty hinge that had major cracking problems? I think the same thing happened to mine.

>>254449642
I swear that looked like a monster from Monster Hunter on your top screen

>>254450470
What game other than Mario Hoops 3 on 3 can make someone so mad as to stab their screen with a stylus?

>>254450358
Then go back your failed UN country,

>>254449642
>Nintendium
Every time

>>254450642
But I'm from Canada

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>>254449642
>Splatoon on 3DS with full 3D

>>254450145
>tfw I did this to my SP because "I'm too old for video games"

>>254450729
Then you fail as a nation eh?

I never broke a console or handheld.

The only stuff that broke all the time were shitty mp3 players.

my 3ds is broke. it turns on for split second, makes popping noise, than turns off

what do?

>>254449642
Jesus Christ.
I've dropped my OG 3DS several times over the course of 3 years and I've only gotten minor scratches.

>>254449726
Give it a couple of years and your OLED will look just like the LCD.

>>254450595
Yes, happened to my cousin's DS Lite as well. But i dropped mine while the hinge was broken and the upper part got dislocated as it's apparent in the picture.

>>254449726
The OLED looks better imo.

>>254450882
send it in to nintendo

>>254450770
how'd that turn out kiddo?

>>254450145
Have you posted pics of your DS before? I feel like I recognize it.

>>254450887
Same thing is suprisingly tough. My nexus 7 not so much

>>254451052
i already opened it with tiny screwdriver, then had to stop because screws got tinier than tiny screwdriver

>>254450882
cum on it and take pics

>>254449726
Does the OLED drain the battery quicker? Or is there no benifit at all to the LED version?

>>254451049
The new LED looks like someone pissed on it

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>>254451121
Yes

>>254451049
good, it's supposed to

>>254451246
looks like dog dick

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>>254451176
you can still send it in, I had opened my DSi and sent it in, they didn't give a single fuck and just fixed it up for me

pic not related

>>254450145
>>254451247
just rip the top screen out already and have a makeshift GBA by setting it to the bottom screen and to go to the game on boot

I never broke a console, but I gave away my limited edition Zelda DS Lite when I bought the 3DS.
I regret it to this day.

>fucked up in mario party advance and headbutt'd my ds phat
>snapped my SP in half because of The Imp of the Perverse
>ds lite hinge snap

>>254451361
It was already disgusting enough without that imagery. Thanks.

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>>254451246
DAMNIT HADES, STOP THROWING UP ON MY GOOD CHINA

>>254451476
are you a retard? The DS won't fucking start up if the top screen is ripped off, there are vital components in the top part.

>>254451476
It doesn't turn on

>>254451525
I gave up video games for a year and sold my extreme green original xbox, I feel a stab of regret every once in a while, course I still have my boxed launch dreamcast I bought a couple years back that shit makes me happy.

>>254451664
There's no N in "Dammit".
There is an N in "Damn", but not in "Dammit".
Go forth with this knowledge and make the world a better place.

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never buy an HP laptop
1/3

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Gore?

>>254451731
There's nothing in the top except the screen AMD speakers. All the important shit is in the bottom

>>254451731
>are you a retard?
>proven wrong two posts later
How's that shit taste?

>>254451731
>>254451836
I've seen it work, well it just got posted too >>254451846
I would assume it wouldn't but I've seen it more than once

>>254449642

My dad chucked and broke my Gameboy Advance in a rental car once. I wouldn't trade Pokemon with my brother I wanted him to learn to play the game, so I was going to trade him something that would help him beat the next gym, but he wasn't having that. We had also had our flight delayed, had to re-route through several flights to get to our destination, so my dad was just not willing to deal with his two sons arguing about Poke-mans in the backseat. Somehow it hit the back of the headrest and smashed the windshield. The screen was completely busted; looked almost exactly like that. Fortunately, he got me a new DS when it came out.

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>>254449642

>>254451246
Somewhere, Somehow Gordon Ramsey is raging.

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>>254451965
the hinge felt week from the day i bought it (apparently refurbished despite the labeling not mentioning it)
within a year the entire corner snapped because of the stress of the hinge. the only thing holding it on is an almost stripped screw.

>>254452061
Mine just doesn't, i don't know whether top screen is required or not but apparently it doesn't have to as the picture the other anon posted indicates.

>>254452085
it's just stickers.

>>254451967
That can't be real.

>>254451967
This is the female equivalent of those guys on /b/ who save up their semen in pop bottles.

I accidentally poured some water on my DS Lite touch screen and I freaked the fuck out when the touch screen went all black and the D-Pad stopped working.

Two days later the touch screen works fine and I just have to push Up really hard on the d-pad, but every other direction works fine. I don't play my DS much anymore because pushing up so hard hurts my thumb Also I only ever had like 3 games, but it works 10/10.

Fucking Nintendo products are magic

>>254452085

Nothing a little rubbing alcohol won't fix.

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>>254452130
the fan only works during startup and shutdown and the battery has also failed. thanks HP for producing such great products.

>>254452240
No. That woman that collects her period blood in jars and takes pictures of it is equivalent.

The dudes on /b/ don't drink the shit when they finish filling the bottles up.

>>254452064
your father sounds like he has anger issues

I've got coconut oil/silicone lubricant on my Vita and I can't remove it for the life of me

>>254452240
>pop bottles
>hating on cum anon

>>254452371

He really doesn't. Most of the time he's pretty calm. This was pretty surprising, and probably why he was so apologetic afterwards.

>>254452270
How does that even happen

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>>254452270
>coming to the hospital with an avocado stuck to your hand

>>254452471
In a world of coddling, hand holding and babying. In a world where everyone is a winner and the lowest common denominators are never made to feel anything less than special... Darwinism finds a way.

I don't have pictures but I fucked up a DS pretty bad because of mario hoops 3 on 3. I threw it as hard as I fucking could at the corner of a wall, and it split apart and I sprained my wrist and pulled a muscle in my arm.

>>254452085
tattooed public slut

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>>254452286
>bought an hp laptop in 2008
>around $1000 fucking dollery doos
>it's not completely fucked
>over heating problems out the ass
>screen not working some times
>have to keep it underclocked 50% at all times

Could have built a nice PC instead I was a god damn retard.

>>254450005
:^)

>>254452573
>doctor comes in
>"so tell me what happened"
haha video games

>>254452270
If I was the doctor who saw this moron walk into urgent care with an avocado pinned through his hand, I'd probably take pics and post it on the internet too.

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>>254451993
>>254452053
>>254452061
well I'll be damned. my phat DS had it's hinge broken and so a jackass I knew snapped off the top thinking the bottom would still turn on and it didn't, I just assumed the Lite would be the same

>>254452707
>and I sprained my wrist and pulled a muscle in my arm.
Something tells me you're not very athletic.

>>254452773
yes you are.

i want to know your reasoning though

why did you buy a shittier PC that you cant even upgrade?
only acceptable answer is college
spending 1k on a laptop for highschool is retarde
i hope it wasn't a "gaming" laptop

>>254452773
>hp laptop from 2010
>screen light burned out
>BSoDs out of the ass

he must have stayed on for 90% of these 4 years, he fought all the shit i threw it like a champ, it's almost time to rest

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>>254451846
I thought my DS was bad. That would be kinda cool though, like a slightly bigger GameBoy Micro

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>>254452270
I can't feel bad for this guy. He should have used a spoon to remove the pit.

>>254452707
Eric Foreman?

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>>254450145
>Tfw my little sister did this to my DS some years ago

>>254449642
I had some metal bits fall out of my psp's umd drive, it was perfectly fine, then the thumbstick fell off that was a bummer.

>>254453093
Ramming a spoon through your hand is probably even worse

>>254453329
pff that;s nothing I cut my hand on a toothbrush and a portapotty.

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>>254452270
>Can't slice a motherfucking avocado right without mutilating your god damn hand.
That is just comical.

>>254451846
Part of me wants to just break off the remnants of the hinge altogether and sand it off to be a bit nicer. Maybe fill in the DS card slot with something.

>>254453442
Cum in the DS card slot.

>>254453415
There are some fake stories that are worth keeping to yourself.

>>254453415
I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe in my vegetable garden and I only cried for 20 minutes.

>>254453528
It was separate incidences

>>254451182
Yes OLED uses more power compared to LCD. Has brighter colors and better response time though.

>>254453501
If you mix a bit of water with semen, it becomes really viscous (more than it is already).

>>254450934
I've had mine for almost 3 and doesn't.

>>254451439
I understand his frustration but he couldnt even finish the damn carving. Obviously they were putting trash displays in one concentrated area.

>>254453562
>stub toe
>hurts a ton and there is blood inside the nail
>few week later I realize I have an ingrown nail now
Its still hurts every few days

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In the name of art.
What the fuck.

>>254452085
i smiled a bit

>>254454234
>its just screwed on the wall like that
jesus

>>254453781
well at least there's one positive to it.

I bought a 2000 today, it does seem a bit dim

>>254454234
It's almost like a model for internal organs, but for a SP.

>>254451246
but hot cheetos and nacho cheese is fucking good

>>254454234
It's not even done tastefully.

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>>254454234
My university has a disected ps3 on display, it was a launch model with the emotion chip

>>254454234
This would actually be pretty neat if it were framed, not so much gore as it is just trashy.

>>254454860
Did they bother to put the copy of Ricky Bobby on display too?

>>254454234
This is like a fucking second grade project.
>Shit's not alligned
>everything is slightly crooked
>Chips aren't decapped
this is just fucking thrown together like shit.

>>254455167
Are those Egyptians ruins?

>>254455271
Not sure I can't look at it for long without wanting to get sick.

>>254455167
everytime I see this I hear this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voTp_yHU2wY

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>>254455783

>>254455981
that game was really fun just switching between plane and car at whim

>>254455981
I'm sure there's a way you can get the sharpie writing off, right?

....Right....?

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>>254456128
Yeah, there's a thing called "Goo Gone" which I use for dirty covers for vinyl records and DVD cases, but it works fine with plastic too.

Alternatively, you could use rubbing alcohol, that might work better for plastic.

>>254456136
Mario RPG
Took me a minute.

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>>254456283

>>254456128
Why would you ever want to remove that? Fucking frame that shit and sell it for millions.

>>254455981
Put some nail polish remover on a napkin and rub it on the markings. They will come right off immediately and shouldn't damage the plastic.
My used copy of Pokemon Stadium 1 had something similar.

>>254456654
Well.....you may have a point.....after all, it is the only thing in the world that accurately describes how good Tony's poop smells.

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>>254456654
This guy know's where it's at.

>>254455981
>Thanks for letting me borrow your DKR, Tony

>>254452085
>Stickers over the buttons
TOO FAR

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>>254456574
Every time I see these pictures I get a little sad, thinking about how some kid probably played on this, laughing and smiling and everything. And now he's all grown up and this is where his good ol' childhood friend has gone.

I can't play video games any more because my ex service dog that I retired with and adopted gets distressed and wont calm down for hours if he hears gunfire or sees any fps gameplay.

I..I'll see you guys in 5 or something years when he's gone.

>>254457114
hahahahahahah

how did he cut it so perfectly?

>>254456283

Someone link the pasta where that retard acid removed shiggy miggys signature from the famicom.

>>254456993
>building a computer with clothes on

What a bunch of fucking amateurs.

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>>254455981

>>254452085
I can't be the only one who thinks the sharpedo sticker is out of place as fuck

you mean to tell me for years and years despite all the different shit coming out that the owner still came back to this console to decorate it?

>>254457229
water jet cutter

>>254457191
So play a good game for a change.

>>254457191
Why would you lie on the internet?
Why wouldn't you just use the internet to buy good headphones?
Why don't you kill yourself?

>>254455981
>>254456136
>>254457267
Does anyone have the one with the drakengard disc?

>>254457267
Went too fast I guess

>>254457241
err my fault, it was a game and watch

>>254451439
>shitty fucking dragon tail
>tripfag

He deserved everything that happened to him

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>>254457652
Wouldn't that still work?

>>254452342
You don't know that he didnt

>>254457334
jesus christ.

why don't we just use water as ammunition
be like pew pew and chop a guys head off with my super soaker 9000 or some shit

>>254450595
It was such a huge problem that nintendo and amazon had a big falling out over it

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>>254457258
>He thinks they're building it
I seriously doubt they got it back together again after they finished gutting it, even without the static.

>>254457576
right where it belongs

>>254457721
it works fine, it's just hard to look at

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>>254457825
Exactly.

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>>254451246
>>254454673

>>254457652
This happened to my cartridge. I was a dumbfuck and sat it on a bookcase, and it fell over. It cracked the bottom right corner, but thankfully it still plays.

I can't believe it happened though.

>>254456993

Nooo

>>254457926

I don't get it?

>>254457314
Sharpedo has existed since 2002, the PS2 still wasn't even that old at the time

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>>254457576
That will not be missed. That reminds me, I saw that game at Wallmart on sale for 88 bucks, it is ridiculous.

>>254457739
Because water cutting units are massive.

>come into thread
>expect actual gore
>suprisingly not posted yet

what happened /v/?

>>254458148

panis in vajajay

>>254458179
isnt sharpedo like a gen 4 pokemon?

>>254458240
gen 3

>>254458209

We're not /b/ and it should stay that way. Nobody wants to look at gore.

>>254458240
No, gen 3, which came out in 2002

>>254458209
back to /b/, faggot

>>254450595
Yea it happened to my DSlite as well as a few friends of mine. I bought a dbz shell to replace it but fucked up my ds even further by breaking one of the ribbons for the top screen. Even now when i have a 3ds xl im still worried it might crack (though that shit is 2.5x more thick than the ds lite)

>>254458209
There's gore going on in this thread, you're just looking for a different type of gore.

>>254458240
>>254458346
>>254458390

>yfw Sharpedo gets a Mega

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>>254458537
>Sharpedo gets a speed and attack boost

>>254458568
Lightningreturns.jpg

>>254457576
why would you do that?

>>254457759

What happened?

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>>254457267
I don't remember buying zelda.

>>254457447
I found it at thrift store for 50 cents

>>254449818
Nice one retard

>>254452085
>What does the Samus button do?
or
>Samus really does need a reset button now

>>254458568
FFXIII confirmed for ruining relationships

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>>254457926
Lewd.

>>254451965
DUDES I HAVE THE SAME FUCKING PROBLEM!!!!! I thought I was the only one. does yours burn really hot as well? mine cracked all the slots off the vent. also the screw fell out long ago, what size screw can I get to try and put it back together?

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whats good

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>>254449642

>>254459238
...Is that shit water or just dirty rain water

>>254459238
>earthbound and mario RPG
OUT OF ALL THE FUCKING GAMES

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>>254459238
did someone shit on the snes

>>254459481
it was some flood or something

>>254452471
>>254452573
Okay, what did we miss?

>>254459596
This is one of the reason why I hate kids.

>>254451246
>/v/ - Video Games

>>254459238
>DK swimming for his life
Every time.

>>254459660
guy stabbed a kitchen knife all the way through an avacado into his hand, probably trying to remove the pig

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>>254459660
>not having 4chanX
Some guy was taking a pit out of an avocado with a knife and it went through his hand.

>>254451846
Awesome.

>>254459596
it was a flood
the family who was there died

>>254449818
I got the LED one, because I don't give a fucking shit. The new one is slimmer, lighter, and better battery life.

>>254459596

I don't get this picture

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>>254456136
>damaged mario rpg cartridge.
now thats just sad, time for a moment of silence.

>>254451246

Man I fucking love hot cheetos, that makes me want to try it.

video games

>>254459238
Cartridge media is pretty robust.
If you opened those up, cleaned them off with ethanol and deionized water, replaced the capacitors and batteries, then allowed it them to dry out for a couple days they'd probably still work.

>>254459879

Why is that guy eating a tomato?

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>>254459596
The fuck

>>254459238
That's it. I'm out, I can't stand this shit.

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>>254457576
nah thats not where it belongs
meh its still a 1st party nintendo game, it deserves respect

>>254459950
Well it's obviously a girl that just had a kid but I don't know what that fucking arrow is supposed to indicate.

>>254451965
>>254452130
>>254452286
Never buy ANYTHING from HP. They're seriously the jewest place I've ever done tech support for. They use shitty parts and charge way too much for them, and refuse unless proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to replace anything broken on their systems.

I can't tell you the amount of fucking times I had to try not to kill myself as my work mandated I guide old ladies through reseating RAM and disconnecting/reconnecting PSU plugs because HP absolutely required you try everything before sending out replacement parts.

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>>254451965
>>254452130
>>254452286
>Buying a laptop from one of the worst laptop manufacturer ever, with the worst failure rate.

>>254458209
>/v/ - Video Games

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Many years ago I tried to customize my DS and this is the result

>>254460324
>Toshiba
I call bullshit on that, i've known 5 people who had toshibas and the fucking battery dies in the first year. Always

>>254460324
>ASUS
Feels good man.
Rock Solid. Heart Touching.

>>254460324
>bought asus laptop
>shitty paste job and has 60c idle temps despite supposedly being a really well cooled laptop with most users getting 55c with a 150mhz oc on the GPU IN furmark
>I get 90c on standardclocks in furmark
>shitty defective speakers
>there is a fly trapped in my display
>contact asus RMA
>they never responded
>still under warrenty
>paid fucking 1.5k for it

Life is suffering right now.

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>>254460530
Aw

Aw dude

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>>254459596

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>>254460530

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>>254449726
Its not the color that bothers me the most, its how fucking cheap the vita looks now. The screen looks like a sony mini tablet shoved into a $20 control pad made for it. Not having the matte background on the buttons and d-pad and replacing the entire front body with shiny ass plastic is just terrible.

They took such a sexy design and made it shitty looking. Im sure its better for durability and repairs or something but its like staring at the before and after of a shitty plastic surgery on an attractive person.

>>254458209

fuck off to >>>/b/ and stay there then

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>>254459596

>>254449992
Like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes

>>254460530
Ahahahahahaha, holy shit.

>>254460650
There were some problems on Toshiba laptops some year ago, about the battery and the HDD.

Other than that, they are hard to kill.

>>254460746
Welcome to the 15%. If you bought it from a computer store, they will send it for RMA for you. Bad luck for you if you bought it at Wallmart or other stores like that.

>>254460994
I've seen dead babies.
And people being impaled.
And people's heads exploding from various projectiles.

But that never phased me as much as this. What the fuck.

>>254459596
Them C section scars

>>254460530
That's fucking beautiful

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>>254452085
>mfw my N64 is covered in pokemon snap, digimon, and loony toons stickers to this day and regular all black ones just look weird now

>>254461052
I bought it off of Newegg, but neweggs own rma policy runs out after 90 days

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>>254460530

>>254457590
>shitty fucking dragon tail
>tail
At least know what you're criticizing.
Also i don't see how anyone deserves to be put in the same room with that piece of "art" unless it's another piece of "art" in a similar style

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>>254460994
>>254459596

Thanks for the reminder that 3D is PD.

>>254461242
That suck, so, you only have the RMA from Asus themselves. Send them some email to explain your problem and ask for procedure.

>>254460919
The screen is a lot easier to replace now, but I agree with you. One of the main reasons I avoided a Vita2k was how the fucking screen looks like it was glued on to the system because of the gaps on the sides. Looks really tacky.

>>254460257
that picture makes me literally sad

>>254458193
You know i've seen this gif a billion times, and i've never played other M which i understand to be a good thing, but why is she throwing up

>>254460324
Is Lenovo really that bad? I ordered a cheap one for my parents business a week ago.

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>>254460994

That looks kinda cool actually, in a Freddy Krueger way.
oh god why boner

>>254461359
there is an actual RMA form you can fill out besides their phone customer support, I've already filled out a form with a ticket and all over a month ago and they never even fucking replied

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>>254449642
This is exactly what my XL looks like. It broke over a year ago and I still haven't sent it in to fix it.

>>254460283
see
>>254461140

>>254449952
"Have you tried... not thinking about skeletons?" my therapist asks.
I look at her.
I look at the skeleton inside her trying to trick me.

>>254461437
The failure rate goes down drastically of you change the HDD for a SSD and open the whole thing to do your own thermal paste job.

Chinky slaves are not that good when it comes to assemble a pc.

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>>254460994

>>254455981
>all my N64 games I bought new out of the packaging
>only one that isnt is OoT
>that I got used
>that some previous faggot got from blockbuster
>who then decided to scribble all over it with a gold marker because it wasnt a gold cart version
>who then gave upafter coloring the lower half of the entire front including the sticker

If I didnt just happen to find the only copy at gamestop as they were clearing out their N64 games I wouldnt have got it. Image coming soon

>>254459529
Yeah, it'd be a shame if that happened to some good games.

>>254461434

That isn't Other M you negroid.

>>254458834
why the fuck not?

>>254461434
As said thats not other m, its prime 3 corruption
Too much phazon I believe is why

>>254460324
Where is Samsung?

>>254457241
You know that was fake right?

>>254461737
Well shit nigga i don't know, i've only ever played super, fusion, some of prime 1 and some of prime 2.

>>254449726
So glad I got the OLED one.

It's also the white baller as fuck one.

>>254461660
I don't think I'm worried about thermal paste/heat since it's a 600$ bulky thing with a processor that I really doubt could generate that much heat for it to matter. Unless the thermal paste fucks with something else.

>>254461492
>>254459464
>>254449642

How do you mongoloids break your handhelds like that, jesus.

>>254460994
>one, two, freddies coming for you

>>254457114
It is no longer the Xbox
Now it is just the X

>>254460650
I got a Toshiba laptop as a gift that cost the same as a cheap car. Crapped out in less than 6 months and got so hot I actually did put some eggs on it as a joke but they cooked faster than the gas stove on the highest setting.

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>>254460324
>Acer third highest
>my Acer laptop has been running for over four years, is full of dust and has had liquid spilled on it
>still works fine

I should still probably get a proper computer.

>>254450736
underrated post

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>>254461859

First in 2012
http://www.rescuecom.com/news-press-releases/computer-reliability-report-2012-Q2.aspx

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>>254462034
>the X
That would have been a cool 80's console

>>254461992
The screen breaks like that if you drop it. In my case I was drunk and it fell out of my pocket. Found it broken like that in the morning. Still mad at myself.

>>254452270
That's not how you're supposed to remove an avocado stone. You whack the edge of the knife into it and then twist it and it comes right out. I'm surprised he even managed to get the knife to go all the way through the stone.

>>254462174
it would be a cool now console
I wish someone would have the balls to manufacture it

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>Kickin it with good ol' ma and pa and my 2 year old nephew
>He grabs my 3ds, no one really saw it as a big deal
>Later on I notice the buttons are really sticky, apparently he had something on his hands
>sent it in acknowledging that it's not even factory error
>get sent back a new fucking 3ds in lieu of a repair

God damn I didn't realize that a little soda or juice under the shoulder buttons would be that bad. What would they even do with the old, stick 3ds?

>>254457926
why boner

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>>254461670
Delivering

I mean it's almost professional you can barely tell.

>>254462105

I've had two acer laptops that shit out on me.

Got a sony one after that and it's still going strong 7 years later despite being clogged full of so much shit it idles at 80 degrees now

>>254460919
what the fuck is wrong with you stupid fucking faggot. I could have lived my entire life without having to see what those fucking barbaric pieces of shit do in their fucking shithole of a country.

ok here is an autism story very related to this thread

>be at friends out playing n64 games
>we both brought games because we both had little amounts of n64 games
>only games we both had was ocarina of time
>except mine had a players choice million seller icon on it
>play smash bros for a long ass time
>games are in a big pile
>games are mixed
>i get my games from the pile before i leave for home
>try to get my ocarina of time
>faggot friend stops me
>"ANON THATS MY COPY"
>show him the icon to prove hes wrong
>"NO THAT WAS THERE BEFORE"
>trys to grab my copy
>keep it away from him
>"DAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!1!"
>faggots dad comes in
>he can tell i wasn't lying because i was older and wasn't a fuck like his son
>grabs both copys
>gives me mine
>uses a silver marker on friends copy
>just a silver dot
>gives it back to friend
>dad leaves and i pack my shit
>friend starts to lose it
>is autisming out the ass
>he gets the same marker left in the room and drew all over the fucking copy
>ALL OVER
>for some reason i thought he was gonna kill me with the marker
>steal his copy of toy story 2 and leave

a few years went by

>graduate high school
>friend is still a year below me
>he flunked his junior year and has to repeat
>don't care
>before i leave for a vacation to california with brothers
>he stops by my house
>gives me all of his games and consoles since he fucked up
>in one of the box's is the old oot copy

i guess it's my copy now

>>254457576
At first I was what, then i i dse other m.
Almost had a heart attack.

>>254462347
It would take too long to fix then send so they just transfer data to a new one and get you, the costumer, a working unit faster

They probably use your broken one for making refurbished systems which they then sell on their store for cheap

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>>254460530
Isn't that Chris chan's DS? I know he made something similar with Sonichu stickers and some other shit.

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>>254462451
Cry harder

>>254462582
seems like they lose money on that deal

>>254462451

What're you talking about? It's Buddhist monks killing Muslim children. The Buddhists are removing the "barbarians."

>>254462157
I feel like boobs like this irl would be really ugly

>>254462157
Fuck.

>>254452085
Oh god I did the same to my GBC with pokemon snap stickers

>>254451476
I thought the same thing and did it to my DS Lite.

Now it doesn't turn on ;_;

>>254462645
Yeah, right, he's the fedora and not the edge master who posts this shit.

>>254462694
They are.

>>254462694
They arent really ugly, but they arent close to perfect either.

>>254462407
Well I can't run any proper games without it melting, but for watching stuff and internet browsing my laptop still works fine. I've had to get a cooling platform for summer, though.

>>254460285
>buy HP DV6 laptop because I need a laptop
>6 months later shits reaching 115c and shutting down constantly
>call up their customer service
>they accept a "repair"
>they install OCCT and underclock my cpu 5%
>get it back, still overheats and shuts down
>send it back
>3 weeks later get it back and they installed a thermal mat between the motherboard and the case

If I ever meet the board of directors for HP I will murder them all.

All this guys breaking their DSs, why don't you just buy a replacement casing and some cables?

>>254462645
>jace planeswalker

I play a lot of MTG but I just don't understand the fucking joke on that one.

>>254462668
They make some back and the good rep probably makes up for the rest, the quicker and happier you are with your repair the more likely you are to buy more shit soon

But this is my guess, maybe there's something else in the equation that makes it worth it

>>254462694
Boobs that large IRL would be all veiny and covered in stretch marks.

>>254463097
>Nvidia
That's not gore.

>>254462967
Not sure about the MTG reference but I'm fairly certain its just there to be the razor for cutting up the doritos equivalent of cocaine

>>254462389
>>254462389
damn thats a nice gold LoZ OoT youve got there anon, it doesnt belong in a gore thread, ya big silly

>>254456283

Condition: Good
Starting Bid: $250.00

>>254462283
From the looks of it, it probably went down the side of the stone and then through the flesh and skin; And then again.

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This one is my favourite. The madman put screws through the motherboard.
Screws.
Though the motherboard!

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>>254463097

>>254462967
It's expensive and OP and was in every deck or something like that

>>254463252
as someone who enjoys MTG I really can't help but feel offended by that even more

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PCfags will defend this.

>>254459238
FUCK thats earthbound

http://webmup.com/mf1x9/

>>254449952
2spooky

>>254460530
Congrats Anon.
You could not have fucked up any harder.

>>254463376
Iam so fucking afraid to open my keyboard. I've had this 15 dollar beast for like 8 years. Not until 2 years ago I was 300lbs and I used to eat so much food at my desk.

I don't dare pop'em off.

>>254460324
I regret getting an HP so much.

>>254463392
>expensive

Nigga I got a foil zarek that is worth more than that faggot fuck

>>254460994
Thats why you cocoa butter that shit before things start popping out

>>254457576
you stupid fucking prime fags are the worst

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>here you can use this mouse bro

>>254463363
Goddammit Dean! The absolute madman!

>>254463440
why do people think his videos are funny

>>254455167
>Not the Lost City of Ay Emdee