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So I was playing this game on the Internet called the Oregon Masturbation Massacar...... Enough said
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and you're not even going to post a link?
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I need that cross
I can't control myself
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Sure, Zineth. JSR in a desert on crack.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/uh6x0h71bsxwa5j/zineth_0_24.zip
High of reccomending.
>>254155280
So hows about posting a linky eh?
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Someone post the eva edit of OP's picture
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>>254155280
Why strap the head though? It's not like he's gonna suck his own dick.
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>go to the site
>get warned that it most likely has a virus on it
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>>254158153
Because you're simulating the crucifixion of Jesus. No Passion Play is complete without the crown of thorns!
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I want there to be a (legal) porn video of a woman getting felt up whilst she is strapped into one of those.
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>>254155280
What is that thing actually for?
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>>254158417
Religious parents living out their crucifixion-based fetishes.
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>>254155280
>spread eagle

eh?
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>>254158331
it's called bondage
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>>254158417
They are for preventing kids from flinching when they are getting needle injections. Typically for children who have behavioral problems.
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>>254158417
It's a joke, the Bible doesn't say anything about masturbaiton.
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>>254158320
it's also not complete without a jew being killed.

yet if we do that we get called hitler.
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>>254158564
I know I just want a particular type
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>>254155280
I'd have so many nightmares if someone would ever put me in this shit whenever I went to bed.
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>>254158639
Well I think I remember something about it being a sin to spill your seed on the ground. I guess if you eat it yourself god doesn't mind.
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>>254158559

SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOOOOOOOCK
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>>254155280
haha that sounds epic man!
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>>254158890

I FUCK THE MUSIC
I MAKE IT CUM
I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE
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>>254158230
what was the name of that other fake christian site? the one with the lambs?
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>>254158639
Bible doesn't say anything, but that hasn't really stopped the christians, now has it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_on_masturbation#Christianity
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>>254158639
Yes it does have you ever read the bible? Lords sake, its the most important book among mankind and you've not read it.
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>>254158889
That is an old European saying based on a misinterpretation of a story. God commanded a man to get his brother's widow pregnant so that his brothers could have heirs, and instead of obeying God's command he had sex with her and pulled out, letting his semen spill on the ground. God was angry at him for disobeying his command so the man died. Some Christians missed the point of the story and thought God was angry that the semen touched the ground, and thus to those people they considered it taboo for semen to end up anywhere other than a woman's vagina.
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>>254158889
nah, jesus said it's cool and not to worry.
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>>254159130
people love them quotes outside context.
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>>254158639
Oh yes it does my friend. I read the bible in its entirety that is how I became an atheist.

They were big on you cleaning your dick afterwards so that you would not get sick, and to discurage you from doing it again you had to stay away the whole afternoon outside the camp.

They didnt want everyone getting sick so they had to clean their dicks, but at the same time they didnt want everyone wasting water cleaning their dicks every day. They were nomads in exile in the desert after all. its not like water is easy to come by. The cutting of the foreskin was also to keep your dick clean.

And if you married a woman from another tribe she had to shave her whole head and body bald (to keep lice from spreading just in case she had them), and she had to stay away from the rest of the camp for weeks (in case she brought a new disease with her she would not get everyone sick)

all the old laws were pretty much to ensure good health of the community
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>>254159107
>Most important book of mankind
You wish
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>>254159107
you're like people who were totally "reading" GoT before it was made into a series
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>>254159665
>Book that tells the story of our Lord
>Gives us rules to live by
>Not the most important book
?????
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>>254157602
For you anon
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>>254159665
Name one book that has been more widely read and had more influence.
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>self raping
how long until tumblr or kotaku make this an actual thing?
>I was sitting there enjoying myself as I noticed a sudden urge, my hand lifted itself up and without my full consent began raping me, I was caught entirely off guard as I violated my own body, tears streaming down my face, paralyzed with fear only watching as my dominating hand asserted its undeserved power over me
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>>254158972
I thought it was Surf 'n' Turf.
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>>254159825
The Boxcar Children
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>>254159825
>widely read
>influence
>important

I suppose you think harry potter and twilight are important too.
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>>254159825
Technically the Torah, aka old testament?
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OP made this thread the same time last month.

Good job, OP.

...And good job parents, for getting your son or daughter to associate getting off with being tied up and restrained!
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>>254159937

You thought wrong, faggot.
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>>254159825
fifty shades of grey
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>>254159897

They'd probably encourage masturbation for women.

They'd probably try to fight masturbation for men though, since by jerking off as a man, you're insulting women because you're basically saying "My seed is too good for you."
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>>254155280
DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON AN ANTI-MASTURBATION CROSS
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Masturbation while having access to unlimited free porn is like forcing your kid to smoke a carton of cigarettes every hour. Soon they will get sick of it and just do it once a week if not never.
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>>254159594
and all of those have anything to do with masturbation because...?
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>>254159665
I bet you worship Baal
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>>254159946
my mom read this shit to me as a child, and this is the first time I've thought about it in 20 years

thanks man, this is kind of an interesting experience
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>>254159980
>>254160095
>this book popular book from within the last 20 years counts more than the 1700 years that the Nicaean canonized bible has existed
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>>254160187
>v_vs_normalfags.gif
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>>254160187
>Soon they will get sick of it and just do it once a week if not never.
alright, show of hands. For which anon has this worked?
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>>254160050
The New Testament has probably been read by more people than the Old Testament, even though the Old Testament has been around longer and is included with most bibles.
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>>254159665
It is the basis of nearly every Western novel and story.
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>>254160567
Me. I fluctuate between multiple times a week and once every few months. Average is like once a week.

Cumming twice a day adds 10 good years to your life, btw.
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>>254160371
>widely read
>influence
>important

>completely ignoring my argument
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>>254158639

This is true, the bible doesn't say anything explicitly abut masturbation however it's clear that lust is a sin and thinking sexual things about a woman is as bad as committing them in real life.

Theoretically you can have righteous masturbation, but lust can't be involved. That means no porn or fantasising.
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>>254160567
There was a time where I was masturbating at least once every day but then it became only one to three times a week. I just plain have better things to do then spend all my free time masturbating, and I just don't have the desire to masturbate that much anymore.
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>>254160772
The bible shaped Western civilization after the fall of the Roman Empire. Is that influential enough, or are we going to pretend that everything before 1960 does not exist?
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>>254160187

I have a friend who masturbates 12+ times a day when he's at home and has been like this for a while.
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>>254159825
The Quran, technically
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>>254160187
I'd disagree. My fap habits depend on how busy I am. If I'm on holiday I fap everyday. If I'm at uni, it's more like a 2-3 times a week
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>>254160650
The Old Testament is a fucking story about a bunch of assholes blowing up shit, raping and killing each others while God masturbates. Sometimes he gets pissed off and kills a bunch of randoms or sends people away for the lulz. There, Old testament.

The New Testament is where the true message lies, the only thing that makes it something beyond a dumb story.
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>>254160986
>implying most sandniggers are not illiterate
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>>254160650
Considering the bible is a "old testament+", the latter is technically more influential.

It has a religion just for itself.
Thereby being read by more people overall.

Not one christian religion says you shouldn't read the old testament. That's what they use to justify most of their prejudices.

Also, if they didn't liked it so much they could've made bible without it.
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>>254158417
Introducing your children to the wonderful world of bdsm and bondage
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>>254161074
>implying most christians have read any Bible front to back
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>>254160804
So what you masturbate solely on thinking of the feeling? Brb off to have a "righteous masturbation".
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>>254161087
The New Testament was translated into English before the Old Testament because that is where most of Christianity's doctrine comes from. The Old Testament gives more context to the New Testament but it is not essential. Pocket-sized Bibles usually only include Psalms and Proverbs.
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>These people don't read the Bible

I knew neo-/v/ was shit, but I didn't know it was fully of edgy pussy liberals.
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>That feel when you like the bible, but you're not religious.
>That feel when you appreciate the morals taught by the bible.
>That feel when the stories are interesting.
>That feel when after reading the bible you realize absolutely nobody actually reads the bible, not even real christians.
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>>254160972
>The bible shaped Western civilization after the fall of the Roman Empire
Fair. whether the influence was a good thing or not is another thing altogether.
I suppose I did make the mistake of assuming influence was a good thing.
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>>254161042
New Testament would be better without the pretentious son of god stuff too. The shit Jesus talked about (at least so far as it's been preserved) is pretty good all around. To be fair though, I'm saying this as someone who grew up in a culture heavily (sometimes through violence) influenced by it, so I may be biased there.
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>>254161087
>Not one christian religion says you shouldn't read the old testament. That's what they use to justify most of their prejudices.

Any sane christian would know that many of the old testament rules became null after Jesus was killed and took the punishment, it's why they don't sacrifice cows anymore and why they can eat pig.

But for that same reason, some 'christian' religions that don't believe jesus was god incarnate and just another prophet still follow old testament rules.
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>>254161342
>not even real christians.
Are you posting from the dark ages?
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>>254160228
You don't have a clean dick after masturbation and water gets wasted cleaning it.
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>>254161342
I'm an atheist, but I think the bible has lots of potential for cool stories. I disagree about moral lessons except for the bits with Jesus, though.

>implying there's such a thing as "real" christians
Good luck finding people who don't wear mixed fabrics, eat shellfish, pick things up on Sunday (actually Saturday), stone any gays or lawbreakers, sacrifice animals to appease god, etc.
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>>254161385
Well, he had to do something to gain their attention. He just used the stuff that his parents taught him, who can blame him?

And where the fuck did you grow up? My country is filled with catolics, but they are chilled except the really old assholes.
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>>254161285

honestly, yes sometimes. Sometimes I do it while just having normal thoughts in my head, kind of like what you do in the shower
I can legitimately say I've never masturbated to porn. I'm not naive or sheltered - I've seen a lot thanks to 4chan, but I don't use it
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>Be a gay christian.
>People always tell me that being gay is wrong because Leviticus 18:22.

Why the fuck do people keep quoting that shitty verse? I know I have a mental disease but Leviticus was retconned around the same time jesus existed. What, do people still refuse to eat "pigs" because of leviticus?
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>>254161342
plenty of people do, but it's mostly liberal arts people in academia

it's relevance as a cultural artifact for us is difficult to overstate, a working knowledge of the bible is pretty essential to get all you can out of most western literature written in the last 2000 years
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>>254161342
Bit of trivia: assuming Jesus was a real person (which is not unlikely), he would've been illiterate. So Jesus didn't even read the Bible.
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>>254161427
Dont pull a "no true scotsman" on me yo.

Regardless of the new testament being null or not, most christians still strongly defer to it to guide their moral behaviour, i.e. 10 commandments being the most common.
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>>254161627
America, but I was talking about western culture in general. The church was very influential in western history.
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>>254161342
theres also some fucked up morals in the bible though.
it always depoends on the person. if you take away things like killing and stealing and shit be bad yo, then congratulations, you're sensible.
If you use the bible as justification to put chainmail gloves on your children at night then you're most likely retarded.

Same with religion in general. If you dont have overzealous retards in the community religion can be a great motivation to get people together and participate in each others lifes (i.e. the opposite of /v/), provide care and a feeling of inclusion for sick and old people...
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>>254161680
They are wrong for quoting Leviticus, because the relevant scriptures for Christians about homosexuality is in Timothy and Romans, not the Old Testament levitical laws.
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>>254161591
>That entire last line.
When the fuck will people realize that Jesus made it so the Leviticus and basically all of the laws and commandments of the old testament are retconned?

>>254161716
Jesus was a real person, but he was probably just a prophet. In addition to that, Jesus didn't need to read the bible, for two reasons:

1. The old testament was retconned by him.
2. He's the son of god.
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Speaking of the Bible and /v/, did anyone ever play Super Noah's Ark 3D, AKA "Noahstein 3D"? Also,

>Me and siblings used to be Mormon as fuck
>mfw looking back at me and my 6 year old twin having theological debates about whether it was okay to play Sonic on sunday because of the "gambling" in Casino Night Zone
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>>254161680
Jesus specifically said he didn't retcon anything. Which is hilarious because that's basically all he did. What do you expect from someone who was illiterate and had no access to a Torah in his language, though?
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>>254161680
religion changes constantly
thats why its shit
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>>254155280
What is this used for? Do I put my kid in it before he sleeps or does he just hang out in there during the day?
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>Tfw not religious but when I read the bible I couldn't help but think about how a LOTR-style bible epic video game would be the most absolute hypest shit on Earth.
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>>254162000
Nice trips but
>All change is shit.
No.
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Can /v/ agree that fundamentalists have it wrong, but if people apply their christianity as a set of moral principles and don't force it on others then it's not a bad thing?

I'm sorry the reasonable ones aren't the majority for you in america, but we're not all bad like that.
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>>254161996
Seriously? Tell me more of your biblical shenaningans.

>that feel when born in a family who has buddhist and catholics membesr who don't really give a fuck unless in special occasions.
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>>254161904
Jesus explicitly said he wasn't overriding any of the old testament. He didn't know the contents of the Old Testament and neither did anyone around him, except via oral tradition.
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>>254161342
>tfw Catholic
>tfw Pope hasn't called a crusade to retake Jerusalem
>tfw Pope allows homosexuals to live
>tfw the Vatican allows heretical Muslims to set foot on Christian soil
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>>254155280
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>>254162000
>religion changes constantly
no it doesn't
>thats why its shit
that's the opposite of the reason why it's shit
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>>254161904
>When the fuck will people realize that Jesus made it so the Leviticus and basically all of the laws and commandments of the old testament are retconned?
Jesus did not take homosexuality off of the naughty list, though. It still falls under adultery, and several New Testament passages make that pretty abundantly clear. Jesus was against killing people for adultery but he did not say it was not a sin anymore.
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>>254162196
>Catholic
>Not protestant master race
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>>254162171
This.
“For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew 5:18-19 RSV)
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>>254162196
>>tfw Pope allows homosexuals to live
he does more than that, friend
>hurrr Catholicism luv gheys
I mean I'm a fag and it just seems so wrong how open they are to it
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>>254162254
>Protestants
>not heretics
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>>254162243
Nah, Jesus said homosexuality was wrong but they would be forgiven.

It's really all about accepting jesus christ into your heart.
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>>254162097
If you call yourself a christian and you are not pushing your believes on to others than sorry you are not a christian
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>one week ago /co/ had a thread about christianity that reached bump limit and was full of civil conversation
>personal views were challenged and people responded saying it changed their ways of thinking

>/v/ can't have a thread about christianity without it being full of people attacking religion as a whole
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>>254162196
I REALLY need sauce on that anime girl anon. Like you don't even know how bad.
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>>254162196
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>>254162397
>Going to /co/
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>>254162387

If you're talking about missionary work, there's a difference between shouting 'god hates fags' at people and actual mission work
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>>254162097
>I'm sorry the reasonable ones aren't the majority for you in america, but we're not all bad like that.
But the fundamentalists are ruining religion by being the loudest ones and are actively working to chage the world for worse, and honesly we can't have that.
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>>254162348
Find me the verse where he says anything at all about homosex.
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>>254162331
Heretics to the catholic church? Sure. Heretics to god? No. That'd be the catholic church.

The Pope ain't the father, and nobody should address him as such.
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>>254162515

That just means fundies are bad, not religion as a whole
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religion is for idiots, tips fedora, etc
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>>254158153

Some people are flexible enough to do that, so if you're unhinged enough to buy shit like this you'll want that angle covered.
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>>254162434
http://exhentai.org/g/704480/176ca17036/
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>>254162610
I´m at work. I wonder if I can do this very quick.
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>>254162348
Jesus said all sin would be forgiven, but he did not say sin did not exist anymore. As you move closer to Christ you are supposed to move further away from your sins. If there is a sin in your life that controls you, you are expected to at least make an effort to replace it with devotion to Jesus. No one will ever be perfect in this world, but forgiveness of sin is not the same thing as permission to sin.
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>>254162397
>the 2nd most trafficked board on 4chan is full of hostility and unintelligent conversation

shocking revelation you got there
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>>254162697
Love between two men is still love, though.
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this thread gave me euphoria
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>>254162097
Evangelicals are the majority of Christians in America.
Also there's this. http://www.gallup.com/poll/21814/evolution-creationism-intelligent-design.aspx
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For the christians in the thread or those familiar with the bible, I have some challenges for you:

•Where in the bible does it explicitly say that swearing is a sin?
•Does the bible ever say that non-christian marriage cannot be between to people of the same gender?

Bonus points if you use a direct translation from the original greek/hebrew
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>>254162068
>>254162226
"oh hey this thing happened, ah no sorry just fucking with ya you still beleive me right? :3"
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question for people here:
do you even realize that the new testament was written hundreds of years after christ died?
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>>254158153
It's a piece of hospital equipment meant to hold a misbehaving child down while getting their shots. The head strap is meant to stop them from looking at the needle and squirming.
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>>254162150

Around the age of 7, I had asked my mom if it was okay to play The Lion King genesis game on sunday because you could slash things as adult Simba. Luckily, she was like "well, if there isn't blood, okay". I can't say the same thing for a family I used to know. They were Mormon fundamentalists or "Super Mormons" as they were given the slang in church. The kids couldn't even watch The Lion King because it was too violent. Same thing for anything past the G rating (not sure how it is outside the US, but just imagine it as "Completely safe for even infants to watch"-tier.

When my twin and I were getting interviewed for our baptism at 8 (that's how Mormons do it), we wanted to talk to the leader of the church about his Sega Genesis and Toejam and Earl instead.

I got in trouble for playing some Castlevania music on the church organ once.

When I was 7 or so, I downloaded some Sonic the Hedgehog bible fangame on the PC and thought it was the tightest shit.

When I played Pocahontas on the Genesis, I mixed up John Smith with Joseph Smith, the Mormon's founder and prophet.
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>>254162483
Jehovas Witnesses are as obnoxious as the god hates fags guys.
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>>254162397
Yeah, /co/ is great.
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>>254162697
>>254162768
I accidently posted without finishing, shit.

Love between two men is still love, and Jesus taught that it's better to do the right thing than to do something wrong because it's considered a sin.

For example, Jesus Christ healed a dying man on a saturday, even though you are not supposed to work on saturday.
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>>254162831
I have trouble counting "backpedaling" and "change" as the same thing
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>>254158608
Fuck I need that.

I don't have behavioral problems, I'm just extremely afraid of needles.
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>>254162591
The religion is the source of the problem.
It's what gives people the reasoning to hate gays or whatever.

When fundies are armed with their holy books and a have a bone to pick, somehow any topic is way more serious and goes far beyond what would serve a multicultural society as a whole.
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>>254162859
It was written over time. The first four stories of the new testament were written by the people they book is named after.
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>>254162784
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>>254161342
>tfw the only people that care about the most GOAT Biblical story is the Ethiopians
>tfw not even the Jews care about it
man, the Book of Enoch is the real shit
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>>254161342
> reading the bible unironically
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>>254163053
It bugs me how overly religious people use their religion as an excuse to shit on other people.
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>>254162954
It's the same guy who posted that. I think he was butt mad because he got banned for something unrelated.
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>>254163206
>Unironically participating in an entertainment medium.
This is what you sound like.
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>>254161904
>Jesus was a real person
Maybe. I suppose dinosaurs were put in the ground by Satan too.

Really though, all we have as proof of Jesus (either a prophet or dogman) is that one book (or compilation of books technically). The same book that contradicts written history in multiple accounts, and contradicts itself too.

Please find me a Roman governmental account of the existence and influence of Jesus of Nazareth. The Romans were very good at keeping records. Jesus should be in their records multiple times if he was high profile enough to travel around and get crucified.
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>>254162196

ow the edge
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>>254162819
The bible says nothing about swearing. It says not to profane the name of God or to take His name in vain, which means more than just using the word "god" as an expletive (it moreso refers to being a false believer and using religion for vanity).

Cussing is and always has been about cultural mores. Christians generally do not like swearing because it is crass and foul, and if no-one considered profanity crass or foul then it would not exist. There are plenty of words that have lost their offensiveness through overuse which is why people keep inventing new obscenities as the old ones lose their bite.
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>>254162969
Christians would argue that homosexuality is not actual love. It is a perversion of fraternity combined with lust. Saying "it's love so it's good" could be used to justify any kind of fornication.
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What was your most shameful vidya related fap, /v/?
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>>254163053
>implying anyone needs a religion to justify hating anyone who participates in pride parades
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>>254163354
Not him, but you're not really right. Lots of people were crucified by the Romans. Jesus would probably be a footnote among numerous cult leaders. I agree with Hitchens' postulate, though. Since the Bible has a story that Mary traveled to Bethlehem for Jesus to be born, it lends credence to the idea that he actually existed and the writers had to come up with an explanation for how a man from Nazareth fulfilled that element of the prophecy. If he was made up, they'd just have had him be from Bethlehem.
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>>254163496
>Saying "it's love so it's good" could be used to justify any kind of fornication.
yeah, pretty much.

I mean that's fundamentally how waifuism works, isn't it?
the true religion of 4chan
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Out of curiosity, why is Christianity the only Abrahamic religion where circumcision isn't seen as mandatory?
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>>254162887
That's interesting. Those kind of workings never bothered me as a child.

But did you stop being mormon as fuck? Because imo being on 4chan pretty much means some religious zeal is forfeit.
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>>254163671
because dumb smelly germanic scum
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>>254163354

Knock yourself out

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_for_the_historicity_of_Jesus

>inb4 'muh edited by anyone'
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>>254162061

They've made bible vidya before. And Armageddon vidya. They all sucked apart from El Shaddai.
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>>254163084
Mark:
>the importance of the authority of Peter and the broadness of the basic theology, suggest that the author wrote in Syria or Palestine for a non-Jewish Christian community which had earlier absorbed the influence of pre-Pauline beliefs and then developed them further independent of Paul

Matthew:
>Early Christian tradition held that the Gospel of Matthew was written in "Hebrew" (Aramaic, the language of Judea) by the apostle Matthew, the tax-collector and disciple of Jesus, but according to the majority of modern scholars it is unlikely that this Gospel was written by an eyewitness

Luke and Acts:
According to tradition the author was Luke the Evangelist, the companion of the Apostle Paul, but many modern scholars have expressed doubt and opinion on the subject is evenly divided.[89] Instead, they believe Luke-Acts was written by an anonymous Christian author who may not have been an eyewitness to any of the events recorded within the text.

John:
John 21:24 identifies the author of the Gospel of John as "the beloved disciple," and from the late 2nd century this figure, unnamed in the Gospel itself, was identified with John the son of Zebedee. Today, however, most scholars agree that John 21 is an appendix to the Gospel, which originally ended at John 20:30–31. The majority of scholars date the Gospel of John to c. 80–95, and propose that the author made use of two major sources, a "Signs" source (a collection of seven miracle stories) and a "Discourse" source.

Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorship_of_the_Bible#New_Testament
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>>254163593
I don't need to imply. They say it themselves.
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>>254163671
this thread is bad enough can we please not start this
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>>254163315
> the bible is a valuable entertainment medium
this is what you sound like, unintelligible dullard. I bet you enjoy watching family guy.

the bible is nothing more than the arbitrary sloppy compilation of the accounts of mental defects.
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>>254163671
You say only like there's more than 3. Christianity, going just by the associate holy literature, is by far the least barbaric of the 3. At the most Jesus just knocks some tables over and gets brutalized rather than, say sending people to commit genocide or raping a little girl.
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>>254163593
Don't gay pride parades in America exist to protest against homophobia?
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>>254163671

They believe jesus was personified god, and what he did by being sacrificed removed the need for circumcision (as explained in the post-gospel new testament)
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>>254159806
My sides
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>>254163697

I started to get bored of the church around 12 years old and I was already kind of being treated like shit for a few years for being a literal autist. I officially quit around 19 when I realized I needed to stop lying to myself about who I was (and that person wasn't Mormon). I'm 23 now. But that's the real tl;dr version of it. /blogging
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>>254163354
Historians accept that Jesus existed as a real human being, regardless of whether or not he was actually capable of performing miracles. His existence as a historical person is not even being debated in academia. It's only euphoric edgemasters who openly deny that Jesus existed at all.
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>>254163315
>responding to both a fedorafag and a ponyfag

You fucked up m8.
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>>254163183
>That part where God shows Enoch the secrets of the universe
Man, Enoch was the real OG. Kicking fallen angel ass and being God's scribe.
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>>254163354
I think there were records, not that it matters. That kind of shit is stuff only academics have any ready access to.

And, besides,
>Roman records
>Reliable
I bet you figure Commentarii de Bello Gallico is 100% reliable and accurate too.
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>>254163671
Idk I guess it just the kind of thing that fell off-custom.

Plenty of old testament things wouldn't have applied to european life (like all those bushcrafting in the desert tips).
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>>254162097
>but if people apply their christianity as a set of moral principles and don't force it on others then it's not a bad thing?

I 'm honestly not sure what exactly "Christian moral principles" even are. Ones are aren't just general.

Not to say I'm not glad you're not an asshole.
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>>254164475
Nice meem :------)

a good one a grat one a

Jrjrjrjrhrhrb
:^^^)(((((((((())))))))
t the meanies blah blah blah
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>>254162097
I disagree. Deontological ethics can fuck right off.
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>>254164904
Lol wtf is dentislogical ethics?

is it like a some guy name dennis get his tis for le ethics ayy lmao
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>>254159825
People who lack an actual chin are fucking disgusting.
They look like triangles.
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>MMXIV Anno Domini Nostri Iesu Christi
>Making threads that were beaten into the ground 5 fucking years ago
And I bet the faggot mods aren't going to go all END OF RINE on this thread and ban people for "shitposting" either

Tumblr, please leave. Go shit on social solidarity somewhere else.
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>>254164814
I don't see anything shameful here.
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>>254164553

A large majority of the 'laws' in the bible can be simplified down into 'love each other', and that core principle is often forgotten by people who feel like they have to take it upon themselves to let the rest of the world know how they're all sinners and they are somehow better. We don't have the right to judge others for their sin, nor should we encourage others to.
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>>254165101
In a nutshell: follow the rules because they're the rules.
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>>254165268

uwotm8
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>>254163550
Kojima. It was alright.
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>>254165326
>A large majority of the 'laws' in the bible can be simplified down into 'love each other',
lolfuckno
Unless by "Bible" you mean "New Testament."
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>>254163962
>say sending people to commit genocide or raping a little girl.
Elaborate?
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>>254165279
and Angela too
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Can we all agree that the bible is the "Gone Home" of books?
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>>254165662
Okay, that's a bit shameful.
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>>254165628
In the Torah/OT God commands the Jews to murder the fuck out of some other tribes nearby. This includes enslaving the women and children.

Muhammed married a 9 year old girl. Supposedly, he waited until she was 12 to consummate the marriage, gentleman that he was. He did other more violent shit too, but that particular detail stands out.
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