Why doesn't Mario just kill Bowser?
>Roy's plan is just to shoot dat nigga with a gun
Bowser has been thrown into a sun, a black hole, had his skin entirely melted off his body (and continued fighting as a skeleton jfc). King Koopa makes death his bitch.
"If-a you kill him, Mario, you'll-a be just like him"
That was the star rods magic, not bowser.
His idea though.
Tubba wished to be tough and invincible so the boos wouldnt terrorize him anymore. Bowser granted that wish in a way he could still be more powerful than him
Mario has the deepest lore
Bowser is one of those guys who will guilt trip you if you're too busy to hang out, and then he'll attempt to kidnap the local monarch
Mario can't kill Bowser because
Bowser and Mario are just actors. They're actually great friends in real life, that's why they're always karting, golfing, and playing other Sports together. They are two of the actors of one of the most popular performance shows of all time.
Because it goes beyond Mario 3. Mario dreamed Mario 2, and that's how he had the idea for 3. He called his friend that he met working on a low budget play (super mario bros) after he made some good money working sewers/pipes (Mario Bros.) but after he quit construction (Donkey Kong).
Luigi has his own casino and mansion
Wario has a successful video game business
Donkey Kong is an ape
Bowser is actually the head writer of most Mario plays
Mario 1 = original story/movie
Mario 3 = Theater reproduction
Mario World = "Grand Adventure" style TV spinoff
Paper Mario/Mario RPGs = Extended universe novels. Or possibly fanfic.
Is Peach really a princess?
Is Yoshi's Island canon?
Is Waluigi just a terrible actor?
How the hell do you stage Mario Galaxy (2)?
If its a play would that make 100% speedruns canon?
Yes. Gay people even pay more. this is why gay for pay is even a thing in the porn industry.
Peach is not a princess, she's a slut.
Yoshi's is a Bazooka
Waluigi is the WORST actor but he is very good with sets/mechanics
Mario Galaxy is the part epic of Mario's attempt at LSD. Remember him in the beginning running around the mushroom kingdom? That's the first instance of him tripping the fuck out.
Also Mario 64 was a reality TV show.
>How the hell do you stage Mario Galaxy (2)?
Galaxy 2 is just a story that Rosalina is reading to the Lumas. When you finish the game and then 100% it, you get bonus cinematics that show she was just telling her kids a fairytale.
>hes still fuckhuge compared to mario
Reminder that Bowser fought a version of himself enhanced with darkness and still won
Nope. I only pay for access to vore sites. I can get all the gay porn I want while I have free access to brazzers whenever I need it.
anon that doesn't prove much since Ridley's nes sprite is as small as Samus too.
The problem isn't size but proportions. Ridley's design is really complicated and he's really large, with a huge tail and huge wings. He would just look really dumb and at this point I'd prefer him to be an Assist Trophy or a stage hazard.
They're both the same, pick both.
What if I printed it out and stapled it like a little comic book?
>If you kill him, you'll be just like him!
>If you injure him, you'll be sort of like him!
>If you insult him, you won't be entirely different from him, kind of!
>If he kills you, he'll be just like you!
>Ridleyfags shoving themselves in every thread to stay relevant
well he's dropped him in a pit of lava several times and one time he even kept fighting after all his flesh melted off and he was nothing but a skeleton
I don't think Mario can kill him
Bowser is like Dracula or something his loyal servants will just keep reviving him
Does Mario even have a title in the Mushroom Kingdom?
He wears a uniform but no badges, he is personally invited to attend royal functions, and he seems soley responcible for the princess's safety, he must be an undercover Bodyguard.
>paying any attention to the Mario RPGs
sorry, i never really learned anatomy and I suck at inking, I just copy other furry artists
Well. You can make it up. Got any anuses drawn. not even kidding look at artist like noil or random random. Even though shit is terrible the assholes bring people back. Niches man.
Ever play Killer7? Essentially Bowser is Kun Lan and Mario is Harman Smith; immortal forces or good and evil in eternal competition just because they have nothing better to do in eternity.
Because they're not really enemies. The games we play are just little plays the characters put on for our entertainment.
They're really all friends. Bowser is an excellent and good hearted ruler.
What's the fucking point in drawing porn of exotic characters if you go to every length to make them look human? You're not drawing characters I'm attracted to; what you're drawing is like a bad cosplay of characters I'm attracted to.
What if the Mario games are like the Mushroom Kingdom's equivalent of pro wrestling? The stunts are real, but the conflict and story lines are all part of a script.
I'm not sure what to tell you. Maybe we'll start with, "that isn't a toe." Next, "That's part of the pose taunt from Brawl." And finally, "That isn't a reference to Dream Team in any way."
Mario actually does at the end of Super Mario 64, or somewhere between SM64 and the turn of the millennium if Luigi's Mansion is any indication.
Then they brought Bowser back to life magically anyway.
I tried to draw on model but it just wasn't sexy.
I was in the kitchen late at night when I saw my dad left his laptop a bit open so I took a peak and saw a video of Charizard fighting some other Pokemon that I now realize doesn't exist. Confused, I explored and found some Pokemon porn. And then some Bowser porn. And then I woke up.
No, I don't want to fuck my dad.
There was a bunch of other shit too, like the light switches in the hallway working weirdly and other things, but nothing interesting.
I disagree. Yes, the designs themselves could be considered less sexy, but when they're on-model, it feels more like the actual characters, which makes it sexier.
That said, could you draw some Roy?
Sorry, I've been up for 30 hours or so.
Anyway, not only it isn't his toe but it isn't Dream Team - it's actually from Superstar Saga.
So yeah, while it was in Brawl already, it's from SSS.
Here's the last one, I fixed iggy's eyes not having the crazy ring but i didn't scan it
would you still fuck bowser if he looked like this?
You're going to do more, right?
You do a good Morton too. I NEED more.
your art style is familiar
didn't you draw that?
Because they're secretly tsundere for each other.
lately ive been drawing generic furries unrelated to any videogame, so I can't really post it here
>If you're familiar with things like Popeye and some of the old comic characters, you would oftentimes see this cast of characters that takes on different roles depending on the comic or cartoon. They might be businessman in one [cartoon] or a pirate in another. Depending on the story that was being told, they would change roles. So, to a certain degree, I look at our characters in a similar way and feel that they can take on different roles in different games. It's more like they're one big family, or maybe a troupe of actors
Because Bowser wins if Mario kills him. That's what Bowser wants. Everything he does is to taunt Mario into killing him. In fact, the interesting part of their relationship, the real conflict of each story, is not to see if Mario will stop him (he will), but to watch Mario struggle with not killing him, because anyone other than Mario would of course kill him. This self-control is Mario's superpower.
No where because 4chan doesn't have a furry board
Dammit, that's true. I think that was part of his construction phase.
Ok 4 real last one. Be gentle.
You should at least make a tumblr
(you don't have to engage in the sjw shit on the site if that has kept you from making it, you can just post pictures there then ignore it till next time you need to post)
My shit isn't really ready for primetime
I'd disagree, but ultimately, it's up to you.
I think you have a pretty nice style, and I love traditional art, gives an image a lot of extra character if it's done with pencil and paper
I still can't handle how nicely you draw roy
Like shit nigga, I never thought someone would draw him nice enough for me to care about
This guy ends up being my generic bowser equivalent, kidnaps the cute princess and then rapes the little hero who tries to rescue her
kind of an NTR thing?
Fantasy adventures for a RPG setting, not vidya
I suspect that they are all immortal to some extent.
Think about how many times Mario has killed Bowser and Mario knows that he can gain new lives along the way.
What if they are simply reincarnated after death and must simply live the same life style for all eternity?
Because that would make Nintendo have to create some kind of new antagonist. Creating something new is too much work for Nintendo.
He needed the bros. help with the Dark Star Core because he apparently didn't have a clue what to do about that except swallow it, but theoretically he could just fight him in an eternal statemate.
>Dat attack where DB throws a ball of dark minions at him and he just swats everything aside
I'll admit, I've already made a tumblr a year ago but it has MLP fanart on it, I didn't want to post it here.
OK here it is, I think I will regret this but who gives a damn my tumblr where I'll put this art from now on, this will keep me from being banned every month or so.
mylakovich dot tumblr dot com
ill upload the koopa stuff in a second
After everything that's happened, we're not even 300 posts in.
It's weird. Theyve been pretty responsive lately but today theyre just...gone.
Which kinda sucks because it looks like most husbandofags aren't on either.
I'd rather have gone mods than biased corrupt mods anyway.
>5 to 10 minutes
It happened for over an hour.
And it's happening again right now.
But it feels lonely.
Such a missed opportunity for everyone to get together and have fun.
Oh well, there's no telling when they'll wake up again anyway.
>you'll never hug his tired demeanor into a warm smile
>you'll never undress his sweat drenched suit and tie from his body, practically peeling it off from the sweat-sticky koopa pecs and burgeoning, plump belly
>you'll never goad him into the shower together where you lathe down his scaley, beefy body down underneath a running shower head
>you'll never squeeze his meaty ass as he gives a surprised yelp and looks back at you with a sheepish grin, a blush spreading over his rugged, yet soft, embarrassed visage
>you'll never reach forward deviously and gently caress his thick cock and massage it back and forth, as Bowser gives an approving growl, thrusting slightly in your hands as his expansive back and ass flex and relax in rhythm to this thrusts
life is truly suffering
Replace Bowser with Grizzly and I'd really feel the suffering.
If you can find it, good luck.
I think you'd only be able to manage something if you can get him to bend over.
Nope. Bowser wants to marry her.
I only fap twice per week, this was the second time.
I dunno whether to be jelly of you or not, I fap once a day.
Nah, I can wait.
It's to make the sessions count, anon.
I can appreciate quality over quantity, but not when the quality has diminishing returns.
This guy will never do porn, huh?
He kinda can't, he made some art for Nintendo which means Nintendo is watching him. If he made porn now they'd be like what the fuck.
Kinda like that...one other guy I cant remember the name of.
It's obvious he wants to, though.
Looked it up, this guy.
His reputation for clean art is too strong for him to make porn noww.
No, I was talking about two different cases of people who very likely fap to furshit but can't make porn because it'd break their image.
>He'd be pleasing dicks all over the world.
Yeah, all 20 of us.
When you draw porn and dicks on your stuff, many people consider it to not be art. If you drew stuff you'd understand better.
I think the guy just wants to be taken seriously as an artist. Not as someone who draws smut.
I can respect that decision. Like >>253803976
said, drawing porn comes with a certain stigma.
I really think he has a sexual interest in Bowser, and I think refusing to do it because normalfags will get mad at you is silly.
i jerked off so hard to the bathhouse episode
I think >>253800849 made it clear enough.
Did you miss http://31.media.tumblr.com/8691eacacee388a8e6aa7ebcef9ea370/tumblr_n8xdnbWycy1szpvl3o3_1280.jpg and http://38.media.tumblr.com/a0bcc91167436b8b66f83048465ff96e/tumblr_n8xdnbWycy1szpvl3o2_1280.jpg
The artist stopped by this thread, shame he didn't sketch anything new of them.
Guys, Guys, remember when this wasn't a porn discussion thread?
He already did. It's called Bowser's Inside Story.
I really don't consider that a Mario&Luigi game. Bowser is clearly the protag for the majority of the game, with Mario and Luigi as supporting characters.
>Be on /v/
>Start Bowser thread
>Barafags posting pics of fat burly muscle-Bowser
what do you think they smell like
Just because he's a bad-guy, doesn't mean he's a bad guy.
Like video games.
Outside of his rump I cant into Wario.
How does /v/ feel about Bowsers Smash redesign?
Well, I guess that covers it.
Did you know a lewd Meow doujin might be at kemoket in October this year?
He's the one who's going to be doing the doujin I just mentioned.
He also did all the Harubons.
I was going to ask what happens later in these threads. Though I think I have an idea now.
because Bowser's family excels at Black Magic, as shown in NSMB Wii, they've literally revived him before, Bowser himself can transform things with ease, he has made multiple of his minions copies of himself before, as seen in the very first SMB.
alternately, Mario and Bowser are lovers/Partners in crime, looking to take over the mushroom kingdom together, covering both sides of 'capturing' the Princess.