YOU find yourself alone in your room.
God dammit. You say to yourself. Out of all nights that the INTERNET could have went out, it had to be tonight.
You recently lost your INTERNET, you're not sure what else there is to do.
But first, what is YOUR name?
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You admire your AMAZING collection of MOVIE POSTERS. Aside from VIDEO GAMES, these are honestly your favorite things. You actually have never seen MOMENTO, but you hear it is a pretty shitty MOVIE. At least the poster is COOL. You however can not bring yourself to remember your NAME, what the FUCK is it?
God dammit, you remember your name NOW. Your name is Games Video. You're FATHER was a big faggot back in the day, he was also extremely dyslexic. When MOM wanted to asked for a name for me he just yelled out GAMES VIDEO. The doctor wrote it down and they were to lazy to change it. God dammit.
GAMES runs outside after getting a fantastic idea, he needs to find a WHORE, he needs to fuck this WHORE.
Its about 11pm at night and GAMES is actually pretty unsure where the hell to find a whore.
You play VIDEO GAMES, you dont sex woman. WHERE SHOULD YOU GO TO FIND A WHORE?
THROW REASON TO THE CURB AND PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
SUMMON YOUR INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE ARMOR AND GO FIGHT DEMONS
Yer a cartoon anon don't pussy out
You RUN to your MOTHERS HOUSE. You SMASH open the door using DOOR KICK.
DOOR KICK: Costs 5 MP
Smashes open any door that that is currently blocking a path.
Current MP: 15/20
MOM! You yell. I NEED HELP FINDING A FUCKING WHORE. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST SLUT I KNOW, CAN YOU HELP ME?
You dont hear any reply so you walk into the house. SUDDENLY You hear the scream of terror from a room down the hall.
Unzips dick? The fuck does that mean?
>being this new
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It's a reference to a manga called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. The protagnoist, Josuke has a special ability called Zipperman that lets him create zippers in things to store stuff in, like a hammerspace. Eventually he gets sent to jail by a corrupt priest where they confiscate everytrhing. But he actually hides some items in his dick which he later unzips out of.
The more you know.
You hastle UNZIP your DICK.
Now you are READY for whatever awaits you behind the door
IM HERE MOM, DONT WORRY ILL SAVE YOU.
GAMES realizes that his DICK is nothing but a possibly shitty PLOT DEVICE so DOOR KICKS it into oblivion. YOU wont be needing it anyway. You play VIDEO GAMES.
EXP EARNED: 23
You fucking COME THROUGH THAT DOOR, looking like a total badass, straight out of a fucking SHAKESPEAR PLAY.
Princess I've come for you! You say in a romantic tone
Im here to- What the fuck is that guy wearing.
He looks like a fucking idiot.
Hehe, ummm. You start to say, Look r-really pretty in t-that outfit mystery m-man.
N-no why did you take out t-that knife, y-you baka.
Thats how conversations go in your WAIFU SIMULATORS. I think the SEXUAL TENSION has increased.
Current Area Sexual Tension: 87%
Sexul Tension of an area determines the effectiveness of magic attacks such as: Fire and Thunder.
The HOODED MAN looks at you.
W-whats your name? You ask him.
Give birth to a loli out your asshole.
What are the odds of me getting 7 two times in a row.
"Light a match and fart at him to produce a fire attack of some sort." He says staring at you.
Well thats a REALLY fucking stupid name you got yourself there buddy. I thought GAMES VIDEO was bad, but holy shit you really take the cake. My FATHER was dyslexic, not a fucking retard. I'll call you Steve, Steve, where is my mother.
Sexual Tension Falls to 0%.
When Sexual Tension Reaches 0%, your magic does 0 damage.
>yfw these two posts are me
You are special, anon
Go change the world now
You have had ENOUGH. You attempt to CAST
LOLI ANAL BIRTH however, due to your lack of MP wasted on kicking open several DOORS and your own DICK. And Due to SEXUAL TENSION being at 0%, no MAGIC can currently be CASTED.
Steve looks at you.
You were always unsure why MOTHER had a furnace in her room; however, GAMES thinks this is a perfect time to use it. You THROW Steve into the furnace. Who knows what magical adventures could have taken place if you had not burned Steve to DEATH? Wow he is screaming. Thats pretty fucked up.
Become Guts, Sword of the Berserk by using your all powerful rage and save steve.
Great idea give this man a promotion.
"LOLJK" You yell out as you pull STEVE from the fire. LOL I wouldnt kill u Steve. We're fucking pals!
Sexual Tension Raises to 72%!
Aww shit man, your hood is all fucked up now! We need to go to a tailor! Hehe. You laugh in joy.
Steve sits there, attempting to cry, but it appears that he is currently unable to do that. Half of his face has been completely melted off but the burning appears to have stopped the bleeding so he countinues to live! Happy day!
ask steve where your mother and her beloved pimpcat is
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GAMES has a sudden idea to go locate his mother and fuck her violently until he can cum inside of her!
He heads out of the room and says his GOODBYES to STEVE.
Suddenly STEVE slightly pokes GAMES on the cheek and gives him the location of his MOTHER's whereabouts. Should he actually go to the Soda Bar to find his MOTHER?
Lets find steve cybernetic implants to help him deal with his new disfiguration.
We can't do shit without our penis, DUMBASS.
S-steve, I-I h-have an urge to sexually assult you. B-but i kicked m-my dick off. I-I need to find my mom. GAMES runs out of the ROOM; CRYING VIGOROUSLY.
You DOOR KICK your SEXUAL URGES into OBLIVION.
WOW, I CAN FINALLY THINK CLEARLY! WHAT SHOULD I DO.