>Family reunion at my place >Little cousin asks me to play

So that is what inside of it.

>>253278338
what the... how? Like literally how? I was rapeing this shit all day playing street fighter and nothing happened. This can NOT happen by accident.

>>253278338
I'm pretty sure you can buy some rubber cover for it, check amazon.

>>253278338
does it still work?

>>253278574
kids find a way. they have a gift
just glue it back on

tell the parents that they have to buy you a new one, they can keep this old one that the kid broke

>Loan kid a game
>ask for it back
>It's scratched to hell and back
>ask why
>"oh there were bricks in my backpack"

who the hell keeps bricks in their backpack

>>253278975
>not carrying brick in your backpack to train your body

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>>253278975
I guess your game got bricked

>>253278338
I actually just pleasantly surprised that OP isn't calling his cousin a stupid little whore and getting mad at her. it's sad that that is the expected reaction from someone on /v/

>>253279057
>not wearing a heavy-as-fuck turtle shell to train your body

>>253279146
oh come on

>>253279167
Even as a kid I didn't fuck my gameboy this much...

>>253278338

Now is the time to make the cp actually good.
Just glue something better on that. Preferably from a superiour stick.

>>253279146
butchered

>>253278975
>Not putting bricks in your backpack.

It's like you've never worn weighted clothes to conceal your power level or something.

>>253279225
my guess is it was already pretty damaged, there's no way a little girl could do that in an hour otherwise.

>>253278798
do not do this. At least not without some discrimination. You need a very specific adhesive, or else the rubberized pad is going to sweat and get nasty as fuck, if it doesn't just turn to jelly and fall the fuck off anyway.

>>253278574
I'm 100% sure she used her nails. She was playing Pokémon, no fucking way this could happen.
>>253278663
I can't find anything, do they have a specific name you know?
>>253278758
Yes, but it feels really uncomfortable and it's pretty hard to play games like Kid Icarus now.
>>253278798
The cut she made with her nails feel pretty annoying when playing, so I would rather get a new one.
>>253278947
I wish that was this easy. The son of a friend of my mothers' completely broke my old PSP, to the point that Sony gave it back to me and said 'There was nothing we could have done'. No idea what he did with it.
>>253279167
Shit happens. I also surprisingly didn't get mad at the PSP thing, and I was much younger back then, my mother even praised me for being so calm in that situation.
I never got a new PSP though.

>>253279389
>I can't find anything, do they have a specific name you know?
circle pad replacement. try that.

>>253278338
tell your aunt to pay for repairs, those things don't just come off.

>>253279146
Carlos, you've really been off your game recently. Are you peeling alright?

>>253279389
http://www.amazon.com/Circle-Pad-Cover-Nintendo-Accessory-Inport/dp/B00C1XYUY6/ref=pd_cp_vg_0/185-4712013-7892525

Maybe this will work?

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>>253279541
Peeling?

>>253279605
That goes on top of circle-pads rubber thing, so without it its gonna be too loose

>>253279605
Are we sure these work for 3DS? Amazon says 3DS XL/3DS, but the image there only seems to say 3DS XL.

get some sugru

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>>253279146
that was weak Carlos, step it up you bean burrito fuck

you should probably stop spending time with children's toys

>>253279167
I'd of beat her ass, sorry anon

>>253279740
Y-you know, peeling? Like OP's Circle Pad?

Not every joke's gonna be a gem, m8.

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>>253278338
I think you can replace it with a psp cap or mod the shit out of it like this.

>>253278947
This.

mine fell off when playing Mario kart for 2 years, but it looks like she dug her fucking nail into it. fuck her.

>>253278338
>letting kids use your tech toys
You brought this on yourself.

Anyway, check Dealextreme or Ebay. If you can't find replacement covers just get a replacement circle pad module and plop it in. ezpz.

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>>253279389
>I wish that was this easy. The son of a friend of my mothers' completely broke my old PSP, to the point that Sony gave it back to me and said 'There was nothing we could have done'. No idea what he did with it.
You're officially a fucking idiot. This has happened before, and you learned nothing.

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>>253280257

My sister took my DS without asking me once to play NSMB. She lost and got annoyed so she bit the top screen. The LCD leaked so half the screen is unusable. My mother then proceeded to buy her a DSi while I tried to make do with playing GBA games on the bottom screen of the DS.

>>253278338
Return it to the warranty if you can. Just say that the rubber part felt off itself.

>>253278338
What the hell OP,

> tfw we have the same situation
>tfw I forgot how it feels to have an analog rubber ;_;

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>tfw threads like these make me realize I'm that asshole adult who doesn't let kids play with his best toys
>tfw the chance of some brat shreking my stuff is still too high to change my stance

>>253280517
Your disdain for my attempt at comedy has cut me deeply, my friend. I shall try to improve my craft to avoid getting hurt like this in the future.

>>253279947
1.glue fucked up circle pad back on with prober gluer
2. attatch acessory to cover fucked up annoying bit

>>253280681
Just buy a 2ds and play multi with the kid.

>>253280949
>prober gluer
>acessory
kill myself

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>>253281014
>2ds

>>253280949
3. have a seizure
4. don't go to hospital, instead lay in bed and fap

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>Five year old cousin visiting
>Leave my room to go do some stuff, forget to close the door
>Come back, the head rest parts of my ad-700s are snapped clean off

They wouldn't pony up the money for a new pair and my family told me to just drop it. I was steaming that entire day.

>>253280681
My brother doesn't let his kids use some of his games and such.

I know that feel. my little cousin chewed up my GameCube controllers a few years back

Try to email Nintendo support service sometimes, they are usually nice for that.

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>>253278338
Call up nintendo's customers service and explain what happened. If you say a kid fucked it up, there is a good chance they'll fix it for free regardless if the system is under warranty or not

>>253281174
If the 2DS is going to be your kid lend fodder, it's fucking perfect.

It's build like a tonka toy for a reason, so that dumb kids have a harder time fucking it up.

>>253281174
>Low cost + rebate
>Robust for kids
>You're a retard who didn't read the comment that I replied.

>>253278574
Nails.
My gf ruined my 3dsxl like that.

>>253281237
I'd be pissed off too if some little shit broke 100+ dollar headsets.
People are such assholes, and don't hold responsibility for what their children do.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Analog-Controller-Stick-Cap-3D-Joystick-Cap-For-3DS-3DS-LL-3DS-XL/1879108510.html

It's not cheap, but here it is.

>>253281697
Long nails are disgusting.

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>>253281697
This is why I got my gf her own fucking 3DS that she never fucking plays. JESUS CHRIST.
Ok. the girl constantly plays my SNES. So I buy her her very own, and she never plays it. I have bought her a SNES, NES, N64, Gameboy Color, Game Boy Advance (she plays that one) and a 3DS because she wouldnt put MY fucking systems down, and only ONE of those does she play semi regularly, and it is for Pokemon (which I also bought her)

JESUS women are shitty but I love her.

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While we're here, does anybody know of a chain store that can fix my 3DS? The online repair page keeps telling me they can't complete my request, or I'd send it in to Nintendo. Shoulder button died.

Damn OP, I never gave shit to my cousins, I'm sure their parents won't pay me back if they break my stuff.

>>253282023
She wants you to play with her, anon.

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>>253281697
My older bro have very hard nails and completely scratched my wiimote. I also replaced his xbox 360 thumbsticks.
>tfw when he want to play with my wii u gamepad

>>253282023
>Loving shitty things
Disgusting.

>>253282023
Anon, you retard. She doesn't want to play your games because she wants to play games. She wants to play your games because you're interested in them and she wants to be closer to you. Get some 2P co-op games and share some quality time.

>>253282023
Anon, I think she just wants to play with you

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>kid
>parents force me to lend Spyro to their friend's kid
>I hate this little shitstain
>get it back
>front of the case is broken off
>manual is gone
>disc had been coloured with green marker
>it is literally plastered into the case with dried chocolate milk
>there are dead ants in the dried chocolate milk
I'd been working on 100%ing the game.

>>253282220
We played goof troop every night for like a month, and now she never wants to play when I offer. I even offer to play games I don't particularly enjoy, and shes always too busy. IDK. Shes a good GF and I shouldnt complain. I just like being a provider but it pisses me off when shit she uses of mine (on her own) gets neglected the second she has one of her own.

>>253281180

5. Get on the floor
6. Walk the dinosaur

>years ago
>my mom gave my green GBC to my cousin as a present since it was old and I wasn't really playing with it anymore
>I'm pretty sure he broke it after a week or something like that
this really bugs me today, ;_; shouldn't have let her do it. I didn't know how cool it would be to have it now

>>253282358
>>253282372
No shit.
I mean I bought this shit for us to share at her house, because I stay there during the school semester, but see this post for wht happens anyways. >>253282484

>>253280681
Fuck that, I'll happily be that guy. When my kids are with me, all my best shit is in my room, and I've managed to ingrain the idea that you stay out of dad's room in their heads. By the time they get here, the tablet I read books on is in my room, the good headphones have been swapped out for the $30 ones with the lifetime warranty, all my good gamepads have been swapped out with guest ones, etc. Some of this stuff is expensive.

>>253281237
Why did you not key their car in front of them? It's like no one in this thread knows how to teach a lesson.

>>253282771
My mom made me give my DS and all of my games to my cousin when I turned 18.

I just bought another one, because I am a fucking adult, but it was still gay as shit.

>>253282210
Please respond. It's really important that I have it fixed. I bought some games I'd been wanting and I can't really play them.

>>253282969
>My mom made me give my DS and all of my games to my cousin when I turned 18.
dude, that's the gayest shit.

>>253282494

7. 5...6
8. pick up sticks

>>253282885
Good plan. I have a collection of well over 1k games with a lot of CEs and a shelf of figures all in a locked windowless room in the middle of my home. I am thinking of getting it insured by itself.

The people in this thread can't into planning it seems.

>>253283016
what's wrong with it?

Get your cousin to pay fot it.

>>253281489
>>253281512

True. I guess I didn't think of buying kid fodder versions. Still, I was a kid and I took great care of stuff, same with my peers. Now all I hear about is little shits that destroy stuff intentionally and their parents won't even take any responsibility.

>4th of July
>Listening to music through headset
>Suddenly chair gets yanked back
>Cousin pulls chair across room
>Mic cord rips in two, lose sound in left ear of headset

Even though I was expecting him I should've left the front door locked.
I have horrible luck with headsets and other people destroying them.
At least my computer didn't fall off my desk.

>>253283016
A) the membrane is worn out
B) the contact is dirty
C) there is a short in the circuit leading to the contact

A and B are fixable at home

>>253283243
What if it all burns down?

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>Give my GBC to my cousin when I got a GBA
>He had it stolen
>Ask my dad to buy him another
>He gets him a GBA too

>>253283283
>Shoulder button died.

>>253282969
Curious, at what age are you legally adult in your country?

>>253283568
18.
I live in the US

>>253283507
then it will be insured. Hallelujah.

>>253283438
What happened then

>>253282969
>letting your parents force you to do anything but move out when you're 18
lel

I have my poptart 3DS since around a year now and the A and B buttons feel really worn out and squishy.
They still work, but it just feels like shit is about to break.

Is there any way to fix this?

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>>253283016
I bought a new 3DS when it happened to me, I don't think you'll be getting it fixed.

sorry anon.

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>>253283438
>bought a really expensive pair of headphones because I'm basically deaf
>put together a sort of bed to set them on, on a low shelf, so they wouldn't fall and break
>come back from work
>both cups are broken clean off of the head part, through the wires and all
>they're just sitting on my chair
>roommate claims he knows nothing about what happened
>apparently the headphones just broke themselves and warped over to my chair after

>>253282969
Why wouldn't you tell her to just go fuck herself? If my mum tried to tell me to give away my things because I'm too old for them I would literally just laugh say no and leave the room.

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>>253282885
>yfw

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>>253283853
>17
>on /v/
>thinking he'll have children

>>253283853
>I'm 17
Enjoy your ban

>>253283853
You know you can be banned for saying you're under 18, even if you're shitposting, right?

>>253283853
>17
are you rusing me?

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>>253283494
I tried the various fixes online, or I wouldn't be trying to send it in.
>>253283856
Man, I don't have the money for a new 3DS.

>>253283016
I doubt any chain store is going to assume the liability of opening up hardware, voiding the warranty, and replacing very small and delicate button switches. You might ask local cell phone repair shops, though.

Just call Nintendo on the phone if the web form isn't working. They're the only ones who will absolutely be able to help you, everything else is a gamble.

>>253282969
>letting your parents tell you to do unreasonable thing
>at 16+2 years old

i caught onto my parents bullshit at 13, anon you fucked up.

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>>253283853
>I'm 17

>>253283962
Thats the only time she has ever done anything like that, and my cousin's parents( my actual cousin, and her husband) were getting a divorce. It was more of a charitable thing, but looking back, it was a quick split and those kids werent bad off.

>>253284123
Not even if my warranty's expired? Guess I'll just have to call them later when my roommate's out.
I'm 25 and still embarrassed to talk on the phone if anyone else is in the house.

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>>253283853
>is 17
>on /v/
>My children won't touch a video game when they pass 18. You lot are enough to prove that it has an awful effect on a persons social and mental development.
oh the irony

>>253278338
Tell her parents to replace it.

>>253284342
me too bro. I make calls from my bathroom because I hate the sound of my voice and want to spare others the horror.

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>cousin on visit
>get asked to lend her my 3ds
>some time passes
>she washes it with a wet cloth before turning it back
>she made her own save without tampering with mine
>mfw

>>253278454
Under that is a few teflon wafers to keep the movement free, and then a slim analog sensor. It's not all that complex.

>>253284476
I do it because I used to hang out with a girl when we were kids and my brothers would always make fun of me if we were talking on the phone.

>Have expensive laptop
>HDMI stops working (mostly use it connected to my TV, still had PC slot but had to use laptop speakers or headphones)
>For some reason the hdd randomly fucks out
>Format it and still have same problems
>Pretty much fucked
>Later find out my friends fat niggress girlfriend stood on it "Accidentally"
>Too beta to hit her up about it

>>253284502

I wish i lived in a perfect world like you do

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>See younger cousins
>They ask to play with my 3DS
>Its sticky when I get it back

>>253279389
damn, OP, just one more reason not to borrow anybody your stuff, trust me on this, I learned my lesson as well.

And then there are faggots who complain about Steam being DRM and not being able to show your cool "friend" your new game and let him "borrow" (oldspeak for: destroy it or steal it or both) the game, the console, whatever.

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>>253284104
>Man, I don't have the money for a new 3DS.
sorry.

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>>253283853
>i'm 17
incoming (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>253278338
Why don't you send it to Nintendo so they repair it for like 30 bucks. Better than buying a new one

>>253283853
this bait is trying too hard and those of you who fell for it should be ashamed

>>253284342
They don't do repairs like that because it's an administrative nightmare to provide the service for one group of customers, and not another. And in most jurisdictions, you'd have to sign a liability waiver if they manage to fuck up and ruin your stuff, or they'd have to replace it. It's a lot of paperwork for a niche service they don't make much money from.
I'm the same way with the phone, and several years older. I usually make calls sitting in my car.

>>253284728
As a kid I always hated being sticky.

>>253284728
>let my nephew play my old DS phat
>make him wash his hands with soap while I watch before he gets to play
>when he's done it's covered in some unidentifiable grease
how the actual fuck

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>>253283853
incoming ban

>>253283853
People younger than me should die.

>>253283853
You are still getting ban even if you are baiting

>>253284593
you know you should probably refrain from using disgusting racial slurs if you want people to sympathise for you. and are you implying she stood on it on purpose?

>>253283853
you're a goddamned retard fuckturd. I hope you know that.

>You shouldn't be playing video games past the age of 18

>"N-no fun allowed."

>>253283787
poptarts belong in a toaster
try it

>>253285062
I'll bite. Nigga if you're not doing that now, you won't be doing that at 20.

>>253284862
It's booger grease.
Kids always find a way.

>>253285130
>?

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>>253285062
>I'll be having sex and drinking by the time I'm 20
>not having sex and drinking by the time you're 11 months old
Get a load of this casual.

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>>253285062
SICK HIM, MODS!

>>253283494
The 3DS uses microswitches for the shoulder buttons.

>>253284104
You can find new shoulder buttons on ebay pretty cheap.

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>>253285130
he fell for it.
The hook got stuck in his cheek guys.

>>253285196
Bullshit, I pick my nose all the time and my hands are never so greasy as to leave a layer of grease on something.

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>>253285096
>disgusting racial slurs

>>253285062
>>implying you ever get to leave /v/
oh boy, hey most of us were under 18 when we started coming here too but we didn't announce it like a fucking moron, enjoy your ban kiddo.

my parents never force me to let their friends kids
use my shit when they are here for a party or something.

Mostly because all of my gaming stuff ive bought myself and no way im letting a kid hang in my room alone where he could fuck with my gaming pc and setup

>>253285062
>I'll be having sex and drinking by the time I'm 20 - unlike you guys.

good one, buddy. you don't sound like a huge idiot at all. (hint: except you do.)

>drinking

well drinking alcohol is nothing to be proud of. it's just shows you're an insufferable braindead normalfag.

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>>253285062
What the hell are you even talking about

>>253285062
I m a normal functioning adult. I have a girlfriend of 5 years, I work for the police in my home town, and I make enough money to maintain a collection of video games, which spans 23 systems and over a thousand unique titles.
I own a few pets, a dog and a bird. I feed and water them daily as well as going for walks with the dog about 4 times a week.
On my days off I like to play games and curate my collection in between sessions of furiously banging my GF.

What more is there to being an adult?

>>253285062
>this post doesn't exist anymore
lel

>>253285062
doesn't matter if you're underaged. Your opinion is shit, that's all. You can play videos games moderately, there's no problem with that.

>>253283853
>[deleted]
>not banned
fuckign mods.

>>253285412
Alright anon that's quite enough

We can enjoy delicious craft brews and not be ashamed to admit it.

>tfw actually a normalfag
>tfw fit in with society, but not with /v/

I JUST WANT TO BELONG

>>253285294
Then that clears up options A and B. THat dude is fucked to my knowledge.

Similar thing happened to me when I let my little brother play Kid Icarus Uprising. Except he got the entire slide pad off somehow!

>>253285501
he'll be blocked for at least 10 minutes until mods find an appropriate ban for him, so don't worry he still has it coming.

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>>253285096
>Disgusting racial slurs

>>253285096
Oh fuck off, of course she stood on it on purpose.

The bitch said she gave her boyfriends PS3 to her aunty when he was borrowing my spare controller as well as a few blurays when I know in reality she sold them for their drug bill. Dumb bitch also sold their fridge and washing machine, he was too beta to tell her not to. I just want to chill with my mate but that fat sack of shit is always there.

>>253284774
The ones who complain are "Those guys" though.

>>253285412
Nothing wrong with alcohol, m80. A nice glass of Scotch is a perfect complement to many gaming activities.

>>253285548
>We can enjoy delicious craft brews and not be ashamed to admit it.

yaddayadda, cry me a river about
>muh precious booze

>>253282023
>that feel when your GF doesn't want to play any games you want to play
>only platformers and mario games

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>>253283853

>>253285096
>disgusting racial slurs
reddit

pls

just go

pls

>>253285696
What monetary gain is there in standing on a laptop? all of the other heinous things she supposedly did was for money, your laptop doesn't relate at all.

ITT: Children and people other than yourself are horrible and you should never lend them anything valuable ever even for a short time.

>>253285556
Not really. You can easily open a 3DS with a flat head screwdriver, and replacing shoulder buttons is just plugging a ribbon cable in.

>>253285432
This guys looks like he has a good life.
except he visits /v/ so i guess thats something to work on.

>kids party
>little shits all over the house
>nagged to let them play on a console
>ok, Wii sports it is
>one of the little shits keeps biting the analogue on the nunchuck
>one of the other kids, who is no longer a little shit happens to be a tech aficionado at 8 years old
>tells the kid to stop
>shitty kid does not
>tech kid also happens to do judo
>open palm strike to the shit kids temple
>shit kid is unconscious for 5 mins or so
>tech kid picks up controller and carries on playing
>notasinglefuck.jpg

I've been meaning to take a photo of my Donkey Kong cartridge to post on /v/ for about 6 years now but I've never gotten around to it.

My cousin wanted to play my Snes so I let him, it was christmas afterall. I left the room to get some food and when I came back he had managed to step on the snes and snap the catridge off inside the slot. Broke the snes and the game, cunt.

>>253283787
buy a less gay looking 3DS the next time.

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>roommate has a little daughter who lives with us
>never breaks my things because she has a crush on me

>>253286281
Tech kid sounds like a total bro.
I'd hang out with him.

>>253286281
Open striking someone in the temple isn´t part of Judo, son.

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>>253285959

>>253286480

well i dont fuckin' know the technical terms you weebfighters use.

whatever he did resulted in no more damage being done to my wii controller.

>>253285939
Because she keeps asking me to come over, she tries to scam money out of me. Some times I've accidentally left something over there and when I tell her I don't want to go over she threatens to break my shit. I'm a fucking idiot for putting up with her shit, but as I said I just want to hang out with my friend.

>This thread
This is why I don't let any cousins / neighbour kids / whatever little shits never ever touch anything of my vidya or anything that's something of worth.

Goddamn I really hate kids. They're disgusting, smell weird and have no respect of anything.

>>253286437
Did you fuck?

>>253285959
try it out and watch your shit get all fucked up and stolen.

>>253286437
Be very very careful anon, that shit can be dangerous, watch The Hunt.

>>253286437
You know what to do

>>253285769
Except, y'know, it's a poison that can very easily ruin your poison-filtering organ.
Just sayin'.

>>253286281
lol'd when I read "unconscious".

wtf, anon?

>>253286662
get a new friend, Jesus why hang around with such a beta piece of shit that let's things like this happen?

>>253278338
Never give shit to your family, never.

>>253286692
Yeah, I fucked my roommate's 5-year old daughter. Then he came home and joined in. Then I won the lottery and bought us a mansion to keep fucking in forever. Also I got my dick gold-plated.
no
>>253286779
Seen it before. She just kind of hangs around me when her dad isn't home. Watches me play video games or plays with my cat. Fucking cat is three times her age.

>>253286879

was funny as fuck, parents had to be called, tech kid told the shit kids parents in no uncertain terms to "respect the property of the people"

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>>253283853
>17
>fucking beacon of knowledge
>posting on 4chan
>implying you'll ever get laid
>implying you'd have any control over a kid
>implying you can retain that control into their adulthood

Enjoy your tryhard rebel faggot kids and/or autistic my little pony-collecting manchildren who can't think for themselves. Also, enjoy not having a life and being an interesting person you family-man wanting faggot.

>>253286818
Thats true. I don't drink alcohol at all, but at the same time I'm not a douche bag narc fag like you.

Get fucked. Have a nice day.

>>253286818
don't forget brain.
so everybody just drink moderately or best not at all.

>>253286975
pleb

>>253278338
Have you tried calling Nintendo? Their American customer service number is one eight zero zero two five five three seven zero zero

>>253286975
>Yeah, I fucked my roommate's 5-year old daughter. Then he came home and joined in.
Yeah, I read this doujinshi, too. Was a nice fap.

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Pass the controller bro

>>253286567
>>253286696
It was the moral of the thread. I wasn't being sarcastic.

My brother used to shoo me away from his Playstation 2 even though I took care around it and treated it like a 5 million dollar vase.
He lets his BABY KIDS play with it and they yank on the cord and send it crashing to the ground.

The very reason I don't like kids is because on the whole, they don't understand the value of things or the care taken to make sure they last through the ages.

>>253287020
this tech kid seems exceptionally mature. good going. I hate shit kids who'd ruin my stuff.

>>253287105
>American
I wish, I'm a filthy Italian.

>>253287117
I don't think I've ever actually seen one like that and I've seen a lot of h-manga.

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>>253287020
Tech kid sounds like a bro.

>>253287059
I'm not even that first guy.
Just, saying nothing's wrong with it is blatantly wrong. It is very easy to go wrong with it, and it can be very dangerous to your health if you don't drink it in...

>>253287081
...moderation. Everything in moderation.

>>253287105
>1800255700
I don't understand your joke. I was expecting something in the direction of one three three seven or four two zero

>>253286567
what comic is that from i can't for the life of me remember the name

>>253280556
>so she bit the top screen

How old was she?

>>253287195

I'm trying to make my girlfriends daughter choose him as a potential suitor

at least he appreciates my phones custom kernal.

>>253287334
Nedroid.

>>253286404
Then what, you killed him?

>>253287328
That's their phone number dumbass.
Anon forgot a 3 though, it's 18002553700

/v/, am I being unreasonable in my anger?

>Sitting in my room
>Bought a pair of headphones literally that day, using them with my computer
>Housemate rushes into my room
>Anon quick, there's something wrong with the cat!!
>Jump out of my seat
>In my haste, rip the headphone cord out of the computer at a weird angle
>Rush with him to where the cat is.
>It was just meowing weirdly, nothing was wrong.
>Get back to my room headphones are fucked.

To this day I blame him for my headphones breaking. I think about how I was playing games or doing something cool and he was just sitting in the living room like a fucking rock doing nothing when the cat started meowing. I'm angry now just thinking about it.

Should I still blame him /v/? It was 3 years ago.

>>253287139
It can't be that hard of a thing to instil in a kid. I know for sure I took care of my shit because I still play my consoles today.

>>253287564
But why would you type out the words, you shitlord?

>>253287139
I had 3 brothers so we had to share shit, I never had problems with them breaking stuff but they'd always end up selling it.

Master System - Disappeared
Mega Drive - Disappeared
PS1 - Disappeared

Though I brought my own PS1, I was using my PS2 most of the time so I never noticed for a while. On top of that several of my ps1 games grew legs as did a few of my PS2 games, oh and who knows what happened to my original PS memory card.

>>253287568
Thats fucking funny

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>>253287568
You are unreasonable in your anger. You broke the headphones even though it was an accident.

You have to learn to let go.

>>253278338
>borrowing your handheld to little shits
FUCK YOU OP. You deserve nothing less.

>>253287586
It depends on the kid. The willful ones will just figure you're nagging and will be all "GOD, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME" "STOP ID, I KNOW" "I DO TAKE CARE OF IT" only to slap the lid on their brand new 3DS so hard that the hinges crack.

>>253287664
Because he thought you were retarded or something?

>>253287568
nothing is heavier than a grudge cunt

>>253286818
Can't tell if you puritans are underage, Mormon, exceedingly sheltered snowflakes, or all of the above.

>>253287568
You are, it's not his fault for your headphones breaking. And he seemed genuinely concerned for his cat

>>253287795
Let me stop you right there, buddy. Nobody "borrows" things to someone. To borrow something is to temporarily take possession of it. If somebody else is borrowing something of yours, then you are LENDING it to them, not BORROWING it to them. Seriously, this is first-grade English shit.

>>253287902
see >>253287298

>>253287568
Anything from the jack to where it attaches to the speakers is easy to fix.

>>253287362
Why would you date a woman who already has kids? It's only acceptable if the kid is yours, or you have kids of your own, or you're a pedophile.

>>253287952
I always figured the two were synonymous.

>>253280273
>That half-assed thumbs up
If you're gonna give a thumbs up do it right

>>253288063

Why wouldn't you? Milfs are the best.

>>253288090
No. The act of giving it to someone for a while is lending. If you gave someone something for a while, you lent it to them. If they took it for a while, they borrowed it from you.

>>253287938
We all hated the cat.

>>253287843
I think I'll demonstrate it directly to my kids.

I'll let them play some game for a bit and then stop them and take the disc out. I'll deliberately scratch it until it doesn't work. Then hopefully they'll understand.

>>253288090
>>253287952
Wait, no, nevermind. I picked up on what you meant.
Shit, I'm still groggy.

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>>253287843
God, those are the worst kind of kids. The ones that get defensive are the ones that tend to break things the most.

>>253278338
>she
Jesus Christ, what kind of little girl could do something like that? Does she have super strength?

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>Young cousins I've never really met before visiting
>Ask if I have anything they can play
>Put them in front of MK8 and DKCR
>They have fun among themselves, sometimes asking me if they're being a bother, I end up playing with them a lot
>Say they would rather play with me instead of tourist things
>Never manhandle any of my stuff, always incredibly polite and actually seemed to enjoy games outside of touchscreen bullshit like my other cousins
>When they leave they say they had fun and will miss me a lot

>>253287952
t-thank you anon-senpai. I tried my best.

>>253288238
Yes, also know as nails.

>>253288238
Nails.

>>253288162
Because if I'm raising a kid it better be my kid or at least the kid of someone related to me. Like, if my brother and his wife died in a car crash, then yeah, I'd raise his kid. But kids are fucking expensive and weird and I don't want to be around someone else's if it's not related to me in some way. Having your own kids would kind of ease the transition, though.

>>253288063
SOME OTHER MAN HAS ALREADY HAD HER
THEREFORE SHE CANNOT BE MINE
NO BUT WAIT, I ACTUALLY DON'T WANT HER
SHE HAS BEEN SULLIED
If it's because the kid isn't blood related and you can't "properly love and bond with it because it isn't yours" then fuck you.

>>253287362
>Girlfriend's daughter
Disgusting

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>Check some reviews of the pad covers some anons linked above
>50% of them say that it doesn't fit at all, the other that it worked perfectly
Fuck.
What do?

>>253288238
tard strength and being an asshole about other people's property. maybe she got the downs.

>>253288325
>>253288345
Do little girls grow out their nails? Wait, how old is she?

>>253288449
The kid becomes yours over time as you spend more time with them, especially if you're dating their mother since that makes them your step-son.

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>>253278975
what do you mean?
you don't carry bricks in your backpack?

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>found out last month that the girl I was with had been cheating on me and the four-year old girl "we" had wasn't mine
Well, at least I don't have to worry about kids breaking my shit now. Used to have to put my good stuff out of reach.

>>253288659
Just old enough to become a Pokémon master.

>>253288192
And then their parents defend them and buy them new shit, while refusing to replace things their kids break that belong to other people.

You know what's great? The look on a shithead parent's face when the judge orders them to pay for a replacement.

>>253288661
You're essentially just pouring your own time and money into raising someone else's sperm. It's the ultimate humiliation, it's like some extreme cuckold fetish shit.

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>2008-ish
>visiting my young cousins at camp
>the younger one asks if he could trade for a DS game from me
>he has some pokemon figurines, lego people, and magic: the gathering cards to offer me
>i say no
>"BUT COME ON, ANON!"
>i'm still firm with my refusal
>he promises me that he'll take super great care of it
>having seen his house a couple of times in the past, I still say no
>as i stand up to leave, he suddenly pushes me onto a bed in the room next to us and he starts pounding me
>it doesn't hurt, but i'm laughing hysterically
>yell at him to stop
>eventually he does, but he closes the door and has his hand on the knob, basically locking me in
>have to knock on the window and have relatives get me out of there

>>253288661
I still would not do it unless I had my own kids or got the mother pregnant at some point or something. I'll take someone else's kid as part of a bundle deal, but I would never go into a relationship where the only kid in it isn't mine. It weirds me out.

>>253288564
Low quality production, order a few and hope for the best.

>>253282023
Did you ever stop to think that maybe she's looking for your attention?
Stop sucking dicks and go play some vidya with your gf.

>>253288813
Anon it's a kid.
Show a young enough kid some fatherly love and they'll latch onto your face and show you their dollies like you've been their your entire life.*

*actual experiences may vary

>>253288712
You seem pretty nonchalant about that.
>>253288806
I hate those shithead parents that don't do anything about it; they're practically encouraging that retarded behaviour.

>>253288841
>not using his pathetic attack as an excuse to land a single, firm punch to the jaw and teach him how the real world works

>>253289050
>You seem pretty nonchalant about that.
I'm very drunk.

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The same thing happened to mine. I had it since launch. All I did was put it back on, it doesn't fall off easily.

>>253288841
>he closes the door and has his hand on the knob, basically locking me in

Are you that much of a noodle that a kid holding a doorknob can keep you from leaving a room?

>>253288846
It probably weirds you out because maybe you think it's second-hand pedophilia or some shit.

>>253289295
You type well for a drunk man

>>253288975
>they'll latch onto your face and show you their dollies like you've been their your entire life.*
I have no idea what you're getting at with this but it sounds vaguely dirty.

>>253280556
ur sister is Louis Suarez?

>>253289295
See? Alcohol is a multi-purpose tool for the betterment of humanity.

>>253288975
Like you've been there their entire life*

>>253279541
Carlos BTFO

>tfw remember being 4-5 years old
>accidentally deleting my cousin's OoT save

i was that kid ;_;
i never did it again, and I never broke any hardware

>>253289391
I type for a living, I'm good at finding the keys. Kind of a reflex at this point. Also spell check.

>>253289431
More like it's a crutch for not bothering to put the mental capacity/effort into simply dealing with it.

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>>253288712

>>253289295
Best of luck, anon.
Bitches and whores, man.
Bitches and whores.

Is she at least one of the dumb ones that's too stupid to realize that she has every single advantage over you in this situation?

>>253289295
I'm impressed you type so well for a drunk man. Usually a drunken anon's posts are incomprehensible.
Also, bitches and whores

>>253289569
That reminds me of when I deleted my dad's Gran Turismo 3 save data from his memory card for some reason.

>>253288712
Did you killed her

>>253289584
>spell check
You god damn casual

>>253288787
>tfw you will never be a Pokemon master when scientists finally figure out a way to artificially create them because you'll be too old

No adventures with Brock and Misty for me.

>>253289319
I had it since OoT3D. I let my 4yo nephew play Luigi's Mansion around past September and the moment he touched the 3DS the thing fell off.

>>253289740
Actual drunks type well. People who PRETEND to be drunk, on the other hand...

>>253289831
You can be the old man that teaches kids how to catch them.

>>253289850
Really? I can imagine the captcha giving them a hard time though.

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>>253278975
>2014
>Not keeping bricks in your backpack

>>253288712
Do you still look after the kid, or do not see her as your responsibility anymore?

>>253289850
>actual drunks type well
you should see some of the texts I get from my friend when she's drunk.

They're literally incomprehensible.

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>>253289836
could be that yours is also ripped on the side, mine just slipped off from playing too much Mario kratt

>>253289850
Drunks tend to vary on how well they typ54hgnb9n rnb

>>253289831
You can be Professor Oak

>>253289391
>Implying typing is hard
I've written essays while stoned and pissed and had less mistakes than when sober

>>253289591
Some people watch reality TV.
Some people escape into video games.
Some people seek comfort in the company of others.
Some people drink.
It's all just different ways of coping with life.

>>253289647
She hasn't tried to stop me from making a clean break, at the least. I kind of hope she's afraid I'll kill her if she tries to stop me.
>>253289740
I type well all the time. Fuck, I used to type my essays while watching movies on a different monitor.
>>253289771
I yelled at her until she cried and then I kept yelling at her and she curled up on the floor and kept crying and I kept yelling at her. I also kicked her once or twice and then left and told her to be gone by the time I got back.
>>253290034
Haven't seen either of them since. Probably with the kid's real dad. Fucking nice being able to have expensive things sitting out, though. I can leave my phone charging without worrying about her trying to play with it.

>>253278975
The kid probably meant like Lego bricks or Duplo or some shit.

>>253288712
This is why I don't trust anyone.

Best of luck Anon, whichever path you decide to go.

>>253290061
Phones aren't keyboards, though. And the autocorrect that "helpfully" changes words.

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>>253290249
Sue her ass for fraud

>>253290390
that's true. I'll have to experiment with that
ill see you chucklefucks tonite

>>253288501
Sorry mate but you can't. Everyone can pretend to believe otherwise, but it's just that pretending.

The fact you're so defensive about it is kinda telling.

>>253287568
>not returning the head phones for a new pair
>being a retard

No anon you're a moron

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>>253279389
>I wish that was this easy. The son of a friend of my mothers' completely broke my old PSP, to the point that Sony gave it back to me and said 'There was nothing we could have done'. No idea what he did with it.
Holy shit stop being such a fucking beta and confront other people, it's your right to get it back you fucking idiot.

>>253290164
Still crutches.

>>253290462
Does that work?
>>253290261
Bitches and whores. I'm getting a fucking dog or something.

>>253285838
There must be some fucking cure for this.

I hate platformers but it's all she plays.

We used to play pso2 bu my comp went to shit.

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>>253288712
I know that feeling

>>253290742
Go for it. They'll never betray you as long as you feed them.

>>253290553
>defensive
>I'm clearly attacking the other dude
How in the fuck is that defensive in the least?

Also you don't know shit m80. Just because you have issues giving people proper affection doesn't mean everyone's as emotionally stunted as you are.

>>253279389
Funny enough, the same thing happened to my. 3Ds while playing ki:u

>>253290146
That's says something about your sober self

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>>253282023
>having a gf
>not having a virtual waifu and saving money

>give my niece my Vita and let her play Rayman Legends on it all day
>she gives it back to me without a single scratch.

I dunno what fucking kids you know, but the ones in my family know to respect other peoples shit.

>>253290786
...Why can't you just indulge her and have her indulge you? Any good couple will respect each others' tastes and attempt to try to learn what draws their partners in even if they themselves don't particularly enjoy it.

>>253287568
>not having headphones with detachable cord

>>253290786
I'll play platformers with your gf, fuck her too if you want. After she sees how good I am at Mario 64 it's bound to happen anyway.

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>Christmas holiday, all the family is gathered together
>little nephew is bored
>fish out my DS Lite and let him pick out a game from my collection to play
>he picks Mario Kart
>seems to be pretty into it, then 15 seconds later he starts acting bored again
>keeps asking when the race is gonna be over, not even done with lap 1/3
>gives up and gets his mom's iPad
>proceeds to play Angry Birds Go! for the next two hours
>it's the same track every time, and the track lasts for literally 20 seconds, and he keeps commenting on how beautiful and awesome it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0eGn5AMdhU&feature=kp

Bonus!
>see if he likes Pokemon on the DS Lite
>start it up with him
>intro deal where the Professor explains the wondrous world of Pokemon
>he can't read

>>253290742
Dogs are cool, I had a sheltie for 13 and a half years, she was my best friend.

>>253291062
What is this scary looking QR code? It's like a space pirate QR code.

>>253284554
where could i buy a thing like that?

>>253291447
hate to break it to you but your cousin might be retarded

>>253291518
Was thinking I'd get a Corgi or something. Cute little thing that'll hang out and watch movies with me.
>>253290873
I figured I'd just leave a dish of food out for it. Not sure if that's a good idea.

>>253278338

It's your fault for lending electronic equipment to a kid unsupervised.

http://www.nintendo.it/Servizio-al-consumatore/Nintendo-3DS-XL-/Nintendo-3DS-XL--66247.html

just go there and you should have a box in your mail in a couple days.

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Listen to me you retards.

WHY IN THE FLYING FUCK DO YOU EVEN TAKE OUT YOUR PRECIOUS HARDWARE AND GAMES IF YOU WANT TO PROTECT THEM?

JUST KEEP THEM IN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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>>253291528
On your 3DS home screen, press L and R to start the camera. The camera must be started this way. Then select the QR option and scan the QR code for a virtual waifu.

Here's a lewd one.

>>253289945
Huh, that's poetic in some way.

>>253291691
Get a "hunting" dog like a lab or a retriever.
They're bred to be the smartest and most obedient.
Also, nothing personal but not your fucking blog faggot
best of luck though

>>253291447
What the fuck is wrong with that framerate. That's sub 20 or less.

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>>253291793

This this this.

>give something to a kid
>surprised when the kid breaks it

What the fuck did you expect to happen?

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>>253282023
She wanted to be closer to you Anon, that's why she took interest in your stuff

>>253292010

It's an iPad game, anon.

>>253291793
>anon play with your cousin
>I WANNA PLAY GAME
>"no"
>MOM MOM MOOOOOOOOOOM ANON WONT LET ME PLAY GAME
>anon i thought i told you to play with your cousin, just let him play your game
>fucking fine

>>253288712
>/v/ user gets is beta as fuck, gets manipulated and then drinks himself to oblivion

It's time to move to /fit/.

>Have a bro cousin that's 9
>Has a galaxy S2
>learned how to emulate shit by himself.
>Synced his wii controls with the phone and plays the shit out of smash 64, sometimes play with him whenever i see him.
>Saw him playing earthbound last time.

I'm glad i'm not related to some idiot kid.

>>253291071
People are shit at raising kids.
More at 11.

>not calling the parents out on this shit

beta as fuck

Do you guys want to see what happened to my brother's DS Lite after 3 of our cousins played with it? No man will know I hell I know.

>>253293040
Sure, let's see it.

>>253291829
Lewd indeed

>>253288712
ntr'd hard

>>253278338
dude leave like that
its 500% more confortable like that. after mine went off i finaly started to get better at street fighter 4

>>253293040
I want to see

>playing super mario game with child
>he does not use the run button, just jump
>tell him to use the run button
>"no i play the game my way"
>he gets to a point where you have to run and jump to get over a pit
>gets stuck there, because he refuses to use the run button

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>>253288712
I know this story is fake but

>>253291829
Im gonna try that out right now

>>253293040
i want to see it anon

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>>253293171
>>253293606
Hinge is fucked. Also won't turn on, no idea why.

>>253293874
sounds hilarious