Imagine, that you have a choice - to live in your favorite videogame world OR to have sex anytime with generic american big boobed model. what will it be?
What if my favourite videogame world is full of huge boobed women that want my dick?
I understand what you're asking. Someone told you /v/ is one person and hates video games. So you made this questions. Anyone that pics option 2 is a fucking retard that doesn't belong here.
would rather this
I'm good, thanks OP, but I don't need a wishmaster to have sex with a big boobed girl. I get that on my own.
It's funny how OP compares a completely impossible thing like living in your favourite videogame world with just having sex. Sad.
I know that. But it's more social / reputational thing. You can tell your friends about fucking a model everyday. Probably, you're virgins and basement dwellers if you don't value that
Lasting 5 minutes in bed with some hot chick would not nearly be as worth as the potential gain you could by living in a video game world. This question is the same as the marshmallow experiment deal, do you want instant gratification or the potential for a greater outcome. Sex is only really important if you are some bachelor in your 20s, living in your video game world of choice has permanent effects.
>Regular girls are usually even better actually
It's funn for 80$ I can get a plastic vagoo that feels 10x better than actual pussy and doesn't give you any bullshit. That can last pretty fucking long if you clean it and maintain it.
>Not Monmusu Quest
Why would I need a model?
Do you have any idea how childish you sound? The epitome of sex is to fuck with a model. topkek
I once fucked with a now SuicideGirl. We were both 16 at the time so it doesn't count as a model.
>virgins really believe this inane lies.
I wonder if you will get your dick electrocuted or mangled or burnt to a crisp once it is possible.
Jesus christ it is sure virgin in here
HAHAHA you just admitted that you are 16. Not a single self-respecting adult man shows off about having sex.
Nah it doesn't but keep telling that to yourself while you cry yourself to sleep.
>You can tell your friends about fucking a model everyday
Oh wow. I'm sure making them jealous. Aren't I the coolest bragging about sex with a model? It's like I'm really in high school again!
>Not living in your favourite world and finding poon there.
There's a girl in my class that's a model.
She's a nigger, beautiful face, but just a tall, skinny girl with a nice face. I prefer any other non-model girl in my class, and since she doesn't have a boyfriend I'm not alone on that opinion.
Stop being underage OP.
Fucking a model isn't that grand.
how does it feel being an asspie who doesn't know about basic social interactions?
The argument is that only kids think that having sex is something you can use to show off in front of your friends.
>Nah it doesn't
Confirmed for never having a onahole/fleshlight. Go tell your gf you're getting a plastic toy that can replace her easily. I bet she won't get pissed at all.
> cry yourself to sleep.
Stop projecting anon.
>Not a single self-respecting adult man shows off about having sex.
I work around a lot of them that gloat about sex. They're in their late 20's and 30's.
I really don't see the big deal.
Who cares? After having sex enough times it becomes just another thing. It loses the tease that built it up when you were young.
I think even when i was adolescent i would have chosen video game universe. it's the choice between being an over-sexed shut in and living in a fictional universe. I could choose universes I'm not even that interested in and still feel like i got a better deal.
>It's funny how OP compares a completely impossible thing like living in your favourite videogame world with just having sex. Sad.
He did specify anytime you want, and presumably any sex act. If you have a GF good for you, but she probably only has sex with you several times a week, three weeks out of four, and on her terms.
Having a literal sex-slave and cumming in her mouth, cunt and ass as many times a day as I can is appealing.
>hot-headed punk aunt has you fuck her in the ass on your first date.
>I work around a lot of them that gloat about sex. They're in their late 20's and 30's.
So, kids that just got into the real work-life.
It's like high-school.
You'll grow up eventually.
So which place is it you work where people just gather around the coffee machine and say "holy shit I banged the hottest chick yesterday"?
Because everyone would give me a weird look if I said that.
>Having a literal sex-slave and cumming in her mouth, cunt and ass as many times a day as I can is appealing.
>tfw I could do this in AA2 but with any girl I want at the time
The deal is that they are still mentally teenagers. Look at my post and check the adjectives.
I think my gf would either be ok with it or just laugh. Why should anyone get mad at sex toys? You can even use them together. Why should I replace a nice, smart girl who is cooking and cleaning for me and gives me blowjobs etc. I am sure your onahole can do the same right? oh wait...You have to jumps through hoops to even get your onahole warm or vibrate but they can't contract themselves so far afaik nor can they caress your back etc. I guess you have to settle for less when you are a fat neckbeard though.
>adult men don't brag about sex
I can't even with you
Is this even a question?
Pick a world where I can get my own Miku.
Big breasts are shit
>30 year old men
Dude, just stop.
You're talking out of your ass and you know it. Men brag all the time about sex, especially if it was with a model.
Just because YOU don't do shit like that doesn't mean the majority of men don't.
>You have to jumps through hoops to even get your onahole warm or vibrate but they can't contract themselves
If doing a simple task such as "warming an onahole" is "jumping through hoops" for you, I wonder what the fuck you have to pay for your gf to sleep with you.
>Having a woman cook for you
Not man enough? Can't cook for yourself? kek
>can't contract them selves
That's why you have your hand on the outside. you really have never used one and this confirms it.
Are you a fucking ventriloquist because I swear you're making your ass talk.
The only problem with living in a video game world, either it is going to be ultra realistic and act like this world, but with a lot better stuff but more dangerous. Or ultra shallow like the video game, with the women having only 30 minutes of dialogue, you would never have a conversation again, and your entire world would be at max as big as great britain if you choose daggerfall. That is the biggest game I can think of right now.
I just imagined this.
I would probably have to lie, but if I had to say that Artificial Academy 2 is my favorite game ever to actually be able to live in that world, I would gladly do it.
hmm, picking up chicks as easy as Praise-Love-Lewd Things-Caress-Confess.
You're literally a fag if you pick the girl.
You could go to a game world with some fictional girl you've always wanted to fuck. But no. You'd rather prove to everybody what an "epic dudebro" you are and pick the mediocre girl.
>ITT: People trying to convince others that the real world is better than fantasy
Uh, no it's not. That's why I would rather live in DE:HR world rather than stay in the real world with some hot bitch.
>How exactly can you show off about having sex when you are married? Or is this one of this no more sex after I got married real life may mays?
Teenager detected. Read an article about cheating.
I never said anything about what most people are or not. I said that people who are grown up and not just huge manchildren are not doing it. Ad populum is not a good argument bro.
>Yesterday I ate a sandwich...I know everyone does it almost daily but I really felt the need to tell you guys about it. Are you jealous?
I don't even see how you brag about sex. I mean, I wouldn't feel comfortable talking about that shit around anyone.
>Yeah I fucked that slut and she loved my dick. Made that bitch crawl the wall. She was a dirty slut man fuck.
Really? You're 30 years old. Really?
Easy. It's not my favorite game but man, I'd love to live in that world.
>anytime you want
Rarely I was denied sex nor I feel the need to have more than I have
>any sex act
My gf is into the same things I'm into, there isn't anything I like to do she doesn't do
The world is a big marvellous place...I've been with girls that only like to take it from behind because they're shy, I've been with girls that fingerfuck themselves while being fucked in the ass, I've been with girls that like to be spanked and grip-holded while being pounded....the world is a big and vast place and it's easy to find all sorts of crazy on everyone that looks like your everyday Mary Jane.
>big boobed model
Sheesh, it's like you're not even trying. Favorite video game world go... until I realized I don't want to be a normal NPC in any of the video game worlds I've experienced until now. Fuck it, I'll take the woman to get out of the wish.
>Still though, if you're a virgin in todays world, that's really fucking pathetic.
Not really. You have to be a contradiction to get laid. Girls want a nice, sweet guy, but they also want someone to dominate them. If you're in any way rational, you will never get laid. You have to be a confident hypocrite; you have to firmly believe in your inadequacies and ignorance.
>Implying that if mind control were a thing that the law wouldn't change to make that rape
You realize the laws are made with decency in mind, not loop holes, right?
It's still rape if you're forcing them to do something they otherwise wouldn't.
Lol not everyone has standards to have sex with every bloated whore you see walking near you. Convincing an attractive woman to have sex with you is hard work, you are a fucking idiot and a liar if you say otherwise.
Cheating is sex. Are you literally retarded? I am 25 years old please tell me more about how teenagers don't cheat or how every married men does while not gettin any from his wife.
You being a virgin who never was in any kind of relationship is really obvious at this point.
Who needs sex when I got a huge sword and make hats out of dragons for a living?
>Farming with cat-bros
>Eating giant meat-on-the-bones off a campfire
You can have your bimbo, my life's going full COZY
Why take a human when I could CLANG CLANG in a video game world?
I do and only one guy does it and he is a literal dudebro. There are two who are married by now and like 1-2 dozen who have girlfriends for several years. Living in murrica must be hell.
My first roommate, qt blond girl, would leave her gummy, bloody, pungent tampons in the trashcan next to the toilet, no baggy or anything. I could smell the sour every time I opened my door to the hallway. Every time I told her to do something about it, she would be delusional, would deny it was even an issue.
blonds are an instant turn off for me now. Like, I get sick when they flirt with me.
I would pick the game world OP.
Cheating a variety of things.
Some people consider kissing cheating whiles pornstars are in a relationship while fucking others on a daily basis.
It's about as subjective as you can get.
I hate my life so much and a nymphomaniac woman wouldn't help me become happier.
I'd go for the videogame world, thank you.
I'd prefer anywhere in Tamriel, because I'd die easier there anyway.
>ITT: Normalfaggots rush in this thread to brag about sex
>They shit post with each other in one thread
>These threads contain normalfags
>/v/ is a better place when these threads are around.
I choose the model.
NOT because the model is desirable, but instead because I do not want to live in the world of Dark Souls.
The difference between me and them is that they're willing to fuck the bottom of the barrel.
I am not going to stick my dick in something I am not attracted to, and I am not attracted to 3DPD.
Reading this comments I come to the conclusion that I was a huge male-slut with an incredible and shameful sex life.
That or OP is a 20 something year old kid that failed at life is easily impressed by others.
>tfw into D/S play and your qt 3.14 gf of
17years old is your literal sex-slave, except your relationship is beyond sex and went into love.
>tfw she's an emo girl and they are into some crazy shit, whatever you want.
I met her in Second Life and got real lucky.
That being said I'd give it all up to live in Ivalice.
>Even otakus and fat lesbians get laid
Here or in Japan? In 'Murica Otakus are made out to be something kinda cool. They use the word wrong. Otakus in Japan, the right place for one, are shunned and are outcasts. Same with Lesbos. It's forbidden love.
>You are pretty much the bottom of the barrel
What is that suppose to mean? I've had my fair share of cutty in the past 5 years. I think I've seen it all by now.
I would live in the world of Destiny. Think about it, the game might not look that good, but image actually living in it, it'd be really fucking fun to race around the speeders, hang out at the hub, go hunting, etc. Plus all the girls are hot.
same here man, but really. I think fapping saps my desire to do shit, not because I'm trying to get laid or something, I'm just not as on edge, feeling anxious. If I'm not feeling anxious I don't do shit. But I'm 25, so that might be normal.
Not even close to a normalfag but I know tons of em. Lot of them are good friends. Doesn't stop them from thinking I'm a little bit weird for not constantly trying to get laid and play video games instead.
But why would anyone fuck someone who is below their standards? You are like that fag black girl in the screencap which gets posted here so often. Except for the fact that you are not a hypocrite about it. You are attracted to real girls no weeabo talk is gonna change it. Stop making excuses and just admit that you gave up on gettin any.
>getting this mad
being this childish
One of those options is impossible, the other one (should) be inevitable. You're either a goddamn idiot for not choosing videogames, or you have an unhealthy obsession with pornstars. Jesus fuck just go live in the world of Corruption of Champions.
>This is just sad. Even otakus and fat lesbians get laid
That proves the original point; those fat, fugly butch dykes pretend that they're standing up for gay rights and shit, and they assert that as THE absolute way it should be, so that they can more easily find another person who does the same thing.
People who are naturally superior do not need to assert themselves as superior, and are not attracted to those who do. I have a 122 IQ, I'm not going to sit there and act like I'm way better than everyone else. If someone cannot recognize that without requiring me to wear a polo shirt and say "brah" then that's their problem.
>In 'Murica Otakus are made out to be something kinda cool.
Keep dreaming Ken-Sama
See, the only way this would be a difficult choice would be to leave the videogame world up to another anon.
Would you risk it? On the one hand, you're guaranteed a womyn, on the other, you could throw caution to the wind and have an anon choose a world for you to inhabit. Would they give you monster girl quest? Or Monster Hunter? Super Deepthroat or Silent Hill?
>Implying I'm mad
>Implying I'm not just done debating about "lel you think this is old, UMUSTBKID!"
You're the worst kind of shit poster, you come in, don't read shit, make a big fucking deal, then act like "lel troll'd u brah".
I hope you get cancer. Now I'm mad.
No world is without its faults. I sure wouldn't live in the worlds I am so actively interesting in playing in. Too many threats and conspiracies. I'd have to pick the model.
>In 'Murica Otakus are made out to be something kinda cool
No they are. Notice how people willcall themselves and Otaku if they watch one anime or read one manga here in the US? It's made otu to be the status of people playing one vidya game and then prancing around going:
>BTW I'm a neerrrdd xD
The problem is that a lot of great games have settings it would completely suck to live in. Somebody could be the biggest Souls fag imaginable, they still wouldn't want to live in such a fucked-up world.
Imagine that one of your co-workers show photo of some model to everyone and says: "yesterday I was with her guys". Not "fucked her" or "slapped that bitch xD", just "was with her". Everyone would be jealous even you, accept that
HAHAHA. The irony is killing me.
>thinks only dudebros get laid
Jesus christ get it together. The fact that you mentioned your IQ at all as if it has anything to do with getting laid or being superior is just funny. You are socially retarded and this is the only reason for your little v problem.
You are some kind of a goddamn snowman, or an idiot if you think 32F/0C is not cold, or that somehow 0 celsius in Japan feels different than 0 Celsius in another area with similar levels of humidity/wind.
I remember working with a guy who claimed that "last night I ate like 30 pounds of shrimp". So I thought he was just joking because that is literally impossible, so I jokingly told him to stop bullshitting me; he got all pissy and said "but they were LITTLE shrimp!"
It's the same thing man.
>go to con
>people that look completely normal say: Oh yeah I'm an otaku. I love watching Naruto and Attack on Titan.
>Ask if they play vidya
>Yeah I do, I'm such a nerd! I love Zelda games!
Also shame on you, Ken sama is dead.
whats the point of me living in my favourite video game world if i am gonna be as much of a loser there as i am here?
on the other hand american "models" are shit tier so maybe i should hope to get lucky in video game. can it be european models?
maybe if it was "have sex & be with waifu" it'd be a hard choice.
Not the guy you are replying to but why should I? I am not a virgin, being with a women should be something perfectly normal. I have an autograph from Gorbatschow ffs and I never mention it irl either.
>sex anytime with generic american big boobed model
anyone who doesnt pick this is wither gay or dumb since even if you happen to be in some way transported into your favorite vidya world that done mean shit since you would still be you but and just pretty much regulated to the role of random npc just used to take up space and make the world not feel empty
So being smarter than other people doesn't make you better? Ok. This just proves my point further - You think that being "sexually attractive" means wearing a polo shirt and saying "brah". I think it's based on your anatomy, your face, and your personality.
Just because you artificially inject yourself in to the circle of sex doesn't mean you're satisfied by the way.
A Jehovah witness girl. Refused to have vaginal sex but was ok with anal and oral.
Like I said, the world is vast and glorious, there are all sorts of weird people that look like your everyday commuter. Get out of your personal bubble faggot, your reality isn't the representation of the world.
>It never happened to me
>It must be false
Self-centered fuck, like all children are.
>Or do it with some cowtits 3DPD slut
I don't think OP thought this thread through
I never gave up on getting anything, I never started. I don't give a shit about sex.
What I want is love, something that I can not get from the 3D.
What makes any of you think you would be more successful in the video game world than reality? You'd probably end up being an unimportant npc or some mob, not the protagonist. Choose the model. At least that's guaranteed.
>bitch at school tells me she loves zelda games
>i ask her which one is her favorite
>What makes any of you think you would be more successful in the video game world than reality?
Only if you let yourself. I'd fucking go out on adventures and be maximum comfy.
What if your favorite videogame universe would be a shitty place to live? I mean, being some random dude in a world live EVE Online or Metal Gear's would be worse than living in real life.
I want to live in TES 4. I want to live in the fighter's keep.
look at this fucking bedroom.
IQ doesn't mean that you are smarter though. You or another poster said the stuff about polo shirts and brah, I made fun of it. You can get laid while having shitty personality, face and anatomy. Confidence or money is enough to do it. How can anyone artifically have sex? Is it like artificial fun while playing vidya? You are literally retarded.
You don't even know what getting told means, kiddo.
Lol, making up more shit in your little fantasy world., plus changing the original statement into something you think is more plausible. You are a pathetic neckbeard basement dweller, who if you ever have sex it will likely be with the person you end up marrying.
He died in the 2011 earthquake/tsunami anon.
No I'd be living in my fucking video game world.
I do know what it means because it'd what I told you're mum when I said you're a mistake/accident and should have been a handjob.
I've got to make a new post, with some corrections. All those "I would live in generic anime sex game" are really retarded. Probably, there must be a time restriction (5 years or 10 years)
I have an IQ of 125 and I wouldn't consider myself just below borderline genius. The average human is fucking retarded, esp the hurr durr freedom half of murrica. Nothing to be proud of, unless you like to make fun of retards.
It says you can have sex with the models ANYTIME you want, so I'm definitely going to go with that.
I'm not cut out to living in my favorite game universe anyway. I barely have enough skills to make it by in this day and age as it is.
There's a remote possibility of this reality not being real
Does that mean this reality is still real or no? We can still feel things. And taste things. And think things.
It's indistinguishable from reality.
You should practice your alpha lines a few times before you get made fun of for such pathetic attempts.
>hurr durr I am a retard
>fuck off retard
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>Yes I know
>your mom lol, get rekt
>IQ doesn't mean that you are smarter though.
Oh. So I'm to assume that the people with a 90 IQ are utilizing their IQ better than my 122 IQ. Got it champ. Looks like you're just on a crusade to undermine my superiority by any means possible now.
>You or another poster said the stuff about polo shirts and brah, I made fun of it.
Right, and then we debunked it.
>You can get laid while having shitty personality, face and anatomy. Confidence or money is enough to do it.
Right; you're artificially injecting yourself in to the circle of sex. You have all of these insecure and unintelligent people fucking each other. That doesn't mean that you're inherently satisfied with it, and that's why we have all these dudebros running around in their polo shirts bragging on fucking some mediocre chick.
>How can anyone artifically have sex? Is it like artificial fun while playing vidya? You are literally retarded.
People who have never played a game before and started with Skyrim would probably think it's amazing. But once you play some other games you start to see how it's possible that some people simply don't like the game.
Same thing with sex, you can have the crappy sex all you want - It's not the good sex, and it's not a suitable substitute for the good sex.
>that fucking grammar
You sound nervous self-centered child. Tell me more about your world. Sex is like porn and fuck a model is the greatest like Maxim magazine said.
I had 160 IQ measured when I was 14 years old, and I exhibit no genius qualities, nothing. I haven't even taken an IQ test since then because I don't think a number should represent how intelligent you are. Even Stephen Hawking thinks people who boast about their IQ are losers.
>crusade to undermine my superiority
You're a fucking faggot dude.
I think the problem is that you and me don't truly realize that we're superior, I tend to consider myself the "standard" and thus anyone below me is not "average" but is "stupid". For whatever reason, I expect everyone to know and understand certain things that I know and understand, when in reality, I should expect much less of them. It's not because they're stupid, it's because the average person is not capable of understanding some of the things that I know.
>The alternative is being trapped somewhere you can't escape.
What's wrong with that? You make it sound like a prison. You enjoy the one model you bang. It's the same model everyday. I'll go live in AA2 and bang any one I want at anytime as long as Dio isn't myclass mate.
You are not superior or you wouldn't still be a virgin and cry about it on the internet. I have 3 more IQ points than you do, whoop de doo!
You don't even know what the word debunked means apparently. You don't know half the words which you are using such as artificial. I am 90% sure that you just made an online self-assessment test for your IQ and in reality you are not even over 90.
You never had any sex at all, what would you know about it?
>Do you want an to live in your perfect fantasy world
>Or a one time opportunity to probably catch syphilis
The IQ classification system hasn't used the term genius since pre-WWII
The generally accepted cutoff for mental giftedness, as in the opposite of retardation, is 130. Genius would be considerably higher, at least 150, which approaches the level where the IQ system is unreliable.
Anyone who thinks a high IQ somehow automatically makes people smart and successful is pants-on-head retarded. People who stroke their e-peen over their IQ and think it makes them somehow inherently superior are likely 14 year olds discovering their inner euphoria
I hope that statement was Ironic because the grammar in your post is horrific as well.
Your supposed sex scenes basically came out of the porn you just watched prior to posting on /v/. You changed your story when I called you out on it to a different scenario.
Plus you confirmed you are english by posting a retarded comic.
>We'll agree to disagree.
No. You'll agree you're a massive faggot and wrong. What you just said is something a butthurt faggot says when they are wrong but don't want to admit. It's a cop out.
Nah not really. I know it but keep forgetting it. For example I constantly skip things which are obvious for me when I explain logical chains and people always get confused. I suck at other things though and acknowledge it. False superiority is not something you should be proud of. see>>252966315
That guy got it right.
my ultimate nigga...
I keep telling you that word doesn't mean what you think it does. There is no such thing. I am neither rich nor confident, just average looking and average built. You are just a retard with a horrible personality and false sense of superiority. It is obvious that nobody will touch you for those reasons.
If I choose Hyrule, does that include Termina and all the other continents? I'd have a hard time choosing between that or the entire pokemon world.
>choosing gay shit like generic medieval worlds
Enjoy dying at 40 to a giant spider or some shit.
>I wouldn't want to live in a video game world.
Why not anon? Just because I would, you assume my life is bad? You need help. you seem to be in the wrong place if you wouldn't pick the vidya option.
>I've been with girls that only like to take it from behind because they're shy
>That gave you away, this is an absolute fantasy.
You never got laid until late teens hum?
Is that so surprising? Lol, fucking late bloomer.
I remember when I was 13 I fucked a girl that was ok with getting fucked without condom because her mother had day-after pills but was to embarrassed to show her tits.
Teenage years are full double standards and personal bias with what is or isn't ok to do. Stop sounding so blatantly virgin.
>Live in world of Elder Scrolls
>Get all the hot
orcass I could handle
>False superiority is not something you should be proud of.
That's my exact point. I'm naturally superior because:
- I'm more intelligent than most people
- I have a better looking face than most people
- I have a better body than most people
By my own personal standards, that makes me superior, and that's what I look for in a girl. If a girl does typical "confident girl" things, like I don't know, coming and grinding on me at a club, I won't inherently be attracted to her. It would just seem like she is trying to artificially attract me to her.
The truth is, only people who are attracted to confidence are attracted to confidence. Confidence is not inherently attractive. And the reason you would delude yourself in to being attracted to confidence, is because you have no other redeemable factors.
Confidence is for ugly people, inside and out. Truly superior people generally tend to be more humble.
>Look at me, I gave up the chance to live in a new world to fuck some flavor of the week slut no one cares about!
Yeah, your reputation as biggest retard will be known far and wide.
depending on the world you chose, you can achieve everything the mc could. take pokemon. you might not be the savior of the world whos stop the god-like pokemon from ruining everything, but you still know the mechanics inside and out and can abuse it in ways other npc's never could. eventually it would be the mc who presumably knows everything a player knows against you and your comfy ass shorts. no one else in the world could stand up to that pair.
>Get it together, you're literally frothing at your keyboard.
Shouldn't you make a ms paint comic on this? you know the one where in your head you're calm and collected and the straw man is a silly over the top drawn person frothing at the mouth?
>You'll die in whatever world you choose. What you enjoyed in the game will not be what you enjoy. Youre not the star. Youre just a bystander to the game world.
I don't see that being in the question. All I see is that you get to live in the vidya world. How you live it isn't defined so it's left open for you decide to how to live.
>middle of a sentence
>came out of the porn
>shy to look at face during sex
>changed the story
>what is reading comprehension
>do it from behind
>too shy to look
>only does anal and oral
>none require eye contact
>comic confirms anything
Are you for real?
>living in a world infested with thin men and chrysallids
>living in a world infested with none of those
that's not actually to-scale, dude. you can see the krusty krab right next to the anchor, krab's house, and the chum bucket is right next to it rather than across the street from it.
>not picking vidya
>not picking The Witcher universe
not fucking RADovid
Ya change ye story yet again Britfag? Oi ave toym for a lil' cuppa tea! Get chili on the wanker? ave a jolly ol time listen to te queen on my ham radio! Crikey! Oi gonna ave a gaggle watchin the telee and playin te yakkity sax on me flute, hoyte hoyte hoy!
Does Em Rat counts as generic american big boobed model?
If so, then fuck videogames.
>I enjoy vidya but I'm not autistic
So you're claiming your life is perfect? I doubt it. Well look at you up on your high horse. 'scuse me, I have a vidya world to live in in which I can be perfect.
>Get put in a harem sex game
>Have sex with a 3dpd
Gee hard choices there, OP
What he's saying is that in most game worlds you'd just fucking die or your life would be hell. Because what you experience through playing the game is the game world through the perspective of the player character. Player character usually has plot armor. None of the REALLY bad stuff ever happens to the pc or the really bad stuff is just a footnote in his journey.
>Post British supermodel
>All these fags continue using 'generic American bimbo'
>Implying Gemma Atkinson is generic
>Implying she's a fucking yank
Yea you guys are gay, Im taking a Game world like Skyrim or DOA or fucking Rapelay
>Sex all day erryday
Kek none of you thought this through
But you missed the part where that isn't the part of the fucking question. It doesn't say "how" you would live in your vidya world, leaving it open to say you live the way you want to.
>Videogame world or whore
I'll choose to live in the town of Unteralterbach thanks
post bernd revival
I've been a greenfag for over ten years, don't think I'm progressing any further.
And in my ten years of sucking dick, swallowing cum, getting fucked in the ass, and getting sperm shot up my colon...never kissed a dude. Even have a girlfriend and haven't fucked a guy in over a year.
>Wanting to live in the dystopic future of Deus Ex
>tfw too much of a pussy to get pussy
Oh well, dying a virgin can't be that bad, right?
At least I have vidya.
Let's take the Mass Effect world as an example. While Shepard is out being badass and getting alien pussy, people are dying all over the galaxy. Entire colonies being obliterated. Whole sectors of space being taken over by hostile creatures.
You wouldn't be Shepard. You'd be random dickhole on Alpha Prime who just got vaporized by a Reaper dubstep beam.
>My favorite game is Silent Hill 2
>Choose between pretty much my everyday life vs fucking a big tittied whore as much as I want
Gee OP, that sure is a hard one.
>live in favourite video game world
>have sex anytime with waifu
Basically this, it's annoying how girls only want to fuck you once you don't really feel like it anymore. The male sexually peaks at age 17 so obviously our society's standards for sex are artificial and are not based on science but instead garbage societal norms.
Live in my favorite videogame world AND have sex anytime with cute girls with big boobs.
Hmm, live in Gallowmere or have big titted model sex. I'll go with the model, I guess. Kind of a close choice, but one gets me sexy time and the other doesn't.
One thing I think we can all agree on is that having sex with people your own age is shit. It's way better to fuck someone older or younger.
Consider this: The male sexually peaks at age 17. But no girls want to fuck you at that time for some reason. The female sexually peaks at age 30, but by then they've started to erode and have lost most of their attractive features, so no guy wants to fuck them at that point either.
I thought it was about games we liked?
>You'd be random dickhole on Alpha Prime who just got vaporized by a Reaper dubstep beam.
Or you know I'd be a random dude on one of those 20 billion pop worlds with archologies and shit which must be pretty comfy, and where you can get a job as a crew on a mining or survey ship.
How many video game worlds would actually be good places to live for the average person? I'd say they're in the minority. Cool to visit maybe, but it'd get old pretty fucking quick living in a generic fantasy world which for the average person is basically medieval England. I'll take the model.
Also, let's say you were to say "Ok, you don't have proof, therefore you must be wrong". Well I'm just some guy on the internet. So that would be like if I said "2 + 2 = 4", then you told me to prove it, and I said no, so it would then be illogical for you to say that you do not believe that 2 + 2 = 4 - On the basis that I refused or could not provide proof of it.
Superior nippon girls have no interest in neet scum.
You are fucking retarded. Being confident in yourself and being attracted to confidence are 2 totally different things, and no being confident is not for "ugly people inside and out" confidence is the believe in yourself and your abilities, just because someone is humble, doesn't mean that cant also be incredibly confident.