Imagine, that you have a choice - to live in your favorite videogame

Are you kidding me? That isn't even a contest.
Video game world, of course.

>>252960113
Congratulations, you probably have autism.

>>252959843
Mr.Bean is british you dipshit.

where is my option to turn into a little girl

>>252960213
Who cares, we all live in America

>>252960195
>implying my favorite video game world isn't one where I can have sex with whoever I want whenever I want

>>252960195

What if there are tons of generic american big boobed models that want to have sex with him anytime he wants in his world?

>>252960195
>i'm such a virgin I can't have sex without some wish granter guaranteeing it to me
rofl dude

>>252959843
Does living my favorite video game world preclude me from having sex with models assuming said models can or do exist in the video game world?

can i have a normal girl in place than a model?

>>252959843
Artificial Academy 2 or virtually any other harem simulator. Done. I get to have both.

>>252960413
> implying having sex with your neighbour or co-worker is the same stuff
lol u

>>252959843
favorite video game. Sex can be had a lot easier in the game. Shit what if it was CoC or something or a game where hookers are legal.

>>252960536
>hookers
>illegal

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What if my favourite videogame world is full of huge boobed women that want my dick?

>>252960195
epic troll

>>252960526
But it is though.

>>252959843

That's my cousin, she's English, r-tard.

>>252960650
No, it's not.

>>252960307
Just 50% lives in murrica.
>>252960526
Virgin detected

>>252959843
I understand what you're asking. Someone told you /v/ is one person and hates video games. So you made this questions. Anyone that pics option 2 is a fucking retard that doesn't belong here.

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>>252960526
would rather this

>>252959843
>american
I pick the videogame world then.

>>252960619
you win

>>252959843
I'm good, thanks OP, but I don't need a wishmaster to have sex with a big boobed girl. I get that on my own.

It's funny how OP compares a completely impossible thing like living in your favourite videogame world with just having sex. Sad.

>>252960716
Virgin please. This is just silly. Regular girls are usually even better actually. This is basic logic.

>>252960716
Models are just women anon.
Their vagina doesn't vibrate.

>>252960786
Would she not be really cold with bare legs?

>>252959843
I'll choose to live in the world of Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball thanks.

>>252959843

But Gemma Atkinson is British.

>>252959843

Videogame world of course.

>>252960837
do you fuck models everyday? don't even pretend you're such an alpha

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why are there no asian women in anime?

>>252959843
Given 95% of my favorite game worlds are either post-apocalyptic or horribly dangerous I'll take the having my dick ridden on command by a model.

>>252959843
So, this is a stupid question because both will be possible soon as VR tech is on the rise.

>American
>She's british
>A british fucking a nigger soccer player

I stay with vidya

> people using virgin as an insult on / v/
what happened to this place

>>252960927>>252960883
I know that. But it's more social / reputational thing. You can tell your friends about fucking a model everyday. Probably, you're virgins and basement dwellers if you don't value that

>>252960716
Lasting 5 minutes in bed with some hot chick would not nearly be as worth as the potential gain you could by living in a video game world. This question is the same as the marshmallow experiment deal, do you want instant gratification or the potential for a greater outcome. Sex is only really important if you are some bachelor in your 20s, living in your video game world of choice has permanent effects.

>>252960195
Congratulations your stupid, in my dreamworlded vidya sex is easy to get plus i get to explore dungeons. I want normalfags to leave

>>252960113
haha nice one.

>>252960883
>Regular girls are usually even better actually
It's funn for 80$ I can get a plastic vagoo that feels 10x better than actual pussy and doesn't give you any bullshit. That can last pretty fucking long if you clean it and maintain it.

>wanting to fuck womyn
kill you'reself

>>252961195
Jesus, don't you have any fantasy? Pick any other model and make a choice, goddamn

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>>252960619
>Not Monmusu Quest

>>252961037
Why would I need a model?

Do you have any idea how childish you sound? The epitome of sex is to fuck with a model. topkek
I once fucked with a now SuicideGirl. We were both 16 at the time so it doesn't count as a model.

>>252961138
>virgins really believe this inane lies.
I wonder if you will get your dick electrocuted or mangled or burnt to a crisp once it is possible.

>>252961037
>muh models
Jesus christ it is sure virgin in here

>>252961220
That is the most virgin and friendless thing I have ever heard in my life.

>>252960946
Japanese winter is not that cold.

>>252961220
>You can tell your friends about fucking a model everyday.
Since it's only from a wish there's nothing really impressive about that.

>>252961406
>Japanese winter is not that cold.
Bullshit. I was in central Japan where it dropped pretty low last winter.

>>252961383
Do you have any argument to backup that?

>Gemma
>went out with nigger

I;ll take the vidya thanks

>>252961220
HAHAHA you just admitted that you are 16. Not a single self-respecting adult man shows off about having sex.

>>252961315
Nah it doesn't but keep telling that to yourself while you cry yourself to sleep.

>>252961406
But it's fucking snowing anon.

>>252961220
>You can tell your friends about fucking a model everyday
Oh wow. I'm sure making them jealous. Aren't I the coolest bragging about sex with a model? It's like I'm really in high school again!

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>Not living in your favourite world and finding poon there.

>>252959843
There's a girl in my class that's a model.

She's a nigger, beautiful face, but just a tall, skinny girl with a nice face. I prefer any other non-model girl in my class, and since she doesn't have a boyfriend I'm not alone on that opinion.

Stop being underage OP.
Fucking a model isn't that grand.

>>252961606
> HAHAHA you just admitted that you are 16. Not a single self-respecting adult man shows off about having sex.
Are you living in ideal world?

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>>252961363
But by huge i meant HUGE

>>252960307
This. I'll go with generic bimbo. I was leaning that way but I thought you were going to say once, I was sold on anytime.

>>252961530
>argument
how does it feel being an asspie who doesn't know about basic social interactions?

The argument is that only kids think that having sex is something you can use to show off in front of your friends.

>>252961379
I have a girlfriend and I'm still excited by the possibilities of sex and VR.

>>252961606
>Nah it doesn't
Confirmed for never having a onahole/fleshlight. Go tell your gf you're getting a plastic toy that can replace her easily. I bet she won't get pissed at all.
> cry yourself to sleep.
Stop projecting anon.

>>252961220
>You can tell your friends about fucking a model everyday
So, how's high-school?

>>252959843
>generic american big boobed model.
literally disgusting.

>>252961606
>Not a single self-respecting adult man shows off about having sex.

I work around a lot of them that gloat about sex. They're in their late 20's and 30's.

I really don't see the big deal.

>>252961739
What does that have to do with anything? only teenagers do that kind of stuff no matter where you live. I said adult man, not manchild btw.

>>252960195
The average american big boobed model weighs 300 pounds.

>>252961220
please return in 4 years when you are 15 years old, the same age as everyone else here

>>252959843
What if I want to live in AA2? I think that's even better.

>>252960195
>muh mediocre fucking
>I'm so normal you guys XD

That's what you sound like

>>252961037

Who cares? After having sex enough times it becomes just another thing. It loses the tease that built it up when you were young.

I think even when i was adolescent i would have chosen video game universe. it's the choice between being an over-sexed shut in and living in a fictional universe. I could choose universes I'm not even that interested in and still feel like i got a better deal.

>All these people wanting to live in AA2
>Not thinking about how Dio will ntr you and rape you at every turn

>>252960837
>It's funny how OP compares a completely impossible thing like living in your favourite videogame world with just having sex. Sad.

He did specify anytime you want, and presumably any sex act. If you have a GF good for you, but she probably only has sex with you several times a week, three weeks out of four, and on her terms.

Having a literal sex-slave and cumming in her mouth, cunt and ass as many times a day as I can is appealing.

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>>252960619
>hot-headed punk aunt has you fuck her in the ass on your first date.

best route

>>252961861
>I work around a lot of them that gloat about sex. They're in their late 20's and 30's.

So, kids that just got into the real work-life.
It's like high-school.

You'll grow up eventually.

>>252961739
So which place is it you work where people just gather around the coffee machine and say "holy shit I banged the hottest chick yesterday"?
Because everyone would give me a weird look if I said that.

>>252961912
I'm fine with that.
That's my fetish.

>>252959843
Why would I fuck a model when I could live in a video game world full of loose large breasted females who I can fuck instead?

>>252961861
I wouldn't exactly call manchildren, late bloomers and those with low self-esteem self-respecting adult males.

Better question: Which world would you pick, /v/?

>>252962059
>Having a literal sex-slave and cumming in her mouth, cunt and ass as many times a day as I can is appealing.
>tfw I could do this in AA2 but with any girl I want at the time
I win.

>>252961903
> living in a world where even grown-ups arent self-pretentious faggots
wake up, anon

>>252961861
The deal is that they are still mentally teenagers. Look at my post and check the adjectives.

>>252961821
I think my gf would either be ok with it or just laugh. Why should anyone get mad at sex toys? You can even use them together. Why should I replace a nice, smart girl who is cooking and cleaning for me and gives me blowjobs etc. I am sure your onahole can do the same right? oh wait...You have to jumps through hoops to even get your onahole warm or vibrate but they can't contract themselves so far afaik nor can they caress your back etc. I guess you have to settle for less when you are a fat neckbeard though.

My favorite video game is CoC so that's perfect for me.

>>252962040
>implying I'm dumb enough to put dio in my class
I only go after high virtue anyway. Dio can't touch high virtue with the game's rules.

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>>252961606
>adult men don't brag about sex

I can't even with you

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Is this even a question?

Pick a world where I can get my own Miku.

Big breasts are shit

>>252961861
>late 20's and 30's.
Kids then.

>>252962146
I want to be a bounty hunter with Samus and spend our days in Phendrana.

>>252961808
I look forward to you posting about how you lost your girlfriend when she walked on on you fucking a Vocaloid.

>>252962067
But what's worse is that they're married. They have kids.

ITT: People trying to convince others that the real world is better than fantasy

Still though, if you're a virgin in todays world, that's really fucking pathetic.

The model. Even if I picked the video game world, I'd probably manage to be a basement dweller there. I'm probably in a video game world now, how would I know?

>>252959843

A few questions.

Does it have to be models? Can it be jailbaits or lolis? Disney or Nickelodeon stars or whatnot?

>>252962307
>because you're absurdly old adults are now kids
lulno

>>252962279
horrible reading comprehension: check. American education, ladies and gentlemen.

>>252962087
Probably because you never said that before. What about hanging out in a bar after work? I think most of your co-workers talk about their sex adventures there

>>252962279
Men that get steady sex talk about it constantly whether they work in an office or work construction. I know both types. I don't know what the other guy was thinking.

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>>252962286

>>252959843
Video Game world of course
Big Boobs are gross anyway

>>252962067

>30 year old men
>kids

Dude, just stop.

You're talking out of your ass and you know it. Men brag all the time about sex, especially if it was with a model.

Just because YOU don't do shit like that doesn't mean the majority of men don't.

>>252959843
>live in video game world
>learn psychic abilities
>can mind control anyone into sex
It's technically not rape since they want it.

>>252962232
> The deal is that they are still mentally teenagers.
Tha't most of the people, be realist.

>>252962329
How exactly can you show off about having sex when you are married? Or is this one of this no more sex after I got married real life may mays?

>>252962389
26 year old kissless virgin here.

I'm trying to be as pathetic as possible.

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>>252959843
>3DPD

Yeah, no.

>>252962232
>You have to jumps through hoops to even get your onahole warm or vibrate but they can't contract themselves
If doing a simple task such as "warming an onahole" is "jumping through hoops" for you, I wonder what the fuck you have to pay for your gf to sleep with you.
>Having a woman cook for you
Not man enough? Can't cook for yourself? kek
>can't contract them selves
That's why you have your hand on the outside. you really have never used one and this confirms it.
>opinion discarded.png

Are you a fucking ventriloquist because I swear you're making your ass talk.

>>252962130
The only problem with living in a video game world, either it is going to be ultra realistic and act like this world, but with a lot better stuff but more dangerous. Or ultra shallow like the video game, with the women having only 30 minutes of dialogue, you would never have a conversation again, and your entire world would be at max as big as great britain if you choose daggerfall. That is the biggest game I can think of right now.

>>252960619
SOURCE

>>252962329
And today anon learned why society is shit.

>>252962570
40 year old virgins aren't men.

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>>252960330
I just imagined this.
I would probably have to lie, but if I had to say that Artificial Academy 2 is my favorite game ever to actually be able to live in that world, I would gladly do it.

hmm, picking up chicks as easy as Praise-Love-Lewd Things-Caress-Confess.

>>252962645
>Purple

Maybe someday, being asexual must be nice.

>>252962509

I used to work in a garage and people talked about it all the time.

That and drinking.

They could not comprehend that I did neither.

>>252962724
Truly this is what it means to become alpha.

You're literally a fag if you pick the girl.

You could go to a game world with some fictional girl you've always wanted to fuck. But no. You'd rather prove to everybody what an "epic dudebro" you are and pick the mediocre girl.

>>252959843
>generic american big boobed model
Why would I want that any time ever? At least make it Bailey Jay or someone the least bit attractive.

Favorite game is San Andreas. I don't think I want to live in 1992 California.

>>252962389
>ITT: People trying to convince others that the real world is better than fantasy
Uh, no it's not. That's why I would rather live in DE:HR world rather than stay in the real world with some hot bitch.

>>252962524
>WITNESS THE POWER OF THE GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!

>>252962639
>How exactly can you show off about having sex when you are married? Or is this one of this no more sex after I got married real life may mays?
Teenager detected. Read an article about cheating.

>>252962624
I never said anything about what most people are or not. I said that people who are grown up and not just huge manchildren are not doing it. Ad populum is not a good argument bro.

>>252962509>>252962570

>Yesterday I ate a sandwich...I know everyone does it almost daily but I really felt the need to tell you guys about it. Are you jealous?

>>252962570
I don't even see how you brag about sex. I mean, I wouldn't feel comfortable talking about that shit around anyone.

>Yeah I fucked that slut and she loved my dick. Made that bitch crawl the wall. She was a dirty slut man fuck.

Really? You're 30 years old. Really?

>>252959843
>Passionless sex
No.

>>252959843
>any generic american big boobed model
>american

Pokegirls here I come

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Easy. It's not my favorite game but man, I'd love to live in that world.

>>252960619
>>252961757
w-what game...?

>>252962059
>anytime you want
Rarely I was denied sex nor I feel the need to have more than I have
>any sex act
My gf is into the same things I'm into, there isn't anything I like to do she doesn't do

The world is a big marvellous place...I've been with girls that only like to take it from behind because they're shy, I've been with girls that fingerfuck themselves while being fucked in the ass, I've been with girls that like to be spanked and grip-holded while being pounded....the world is a big and vast place and it's easy to find all sorts of crazy on everyone that looks like your everyday Mary Jane.

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>>252962645
Consider ending your life, pathetic loser.

Btw, the "hate the 3DPD" is a meme.

>>252962921
>bragging to your fucking coworkers about cheating
So the people you work with are all retards?

>big boobed model
Sheesh, it's like you're not even trying. Favorite video game world go... until I realized I don't want to be a normal NPC in any of the video game worlds I've experienced until now. Fuck it, I'll take the woman to get out of the wish.

>>252962849
Good job you figured out these threads are just normie filters and honeypots for shitposting.

>>252962389
>Still though, if you're a virgin in todays world, that's really fucking pathetic.
Not really. You have to be a contradiction to get laid. Girls want a nice, sweet guy, but they also want someone to dominate them. If you're in any way rational, you will never get laid. You have to be a confident hypocrite; you have to firmly believe in your inadequacies and ignorance.

>>252962609
>Implying that if mind control were a thing that the law wouldn't change to make that rape
You realize the laws are made with decency in mind, not loop holes, right?

It's still rape if you're forcing them to do something they otherwise wouldn't.

video game world

how is this even a choice?

>>252962938
You don't have any friends that are guys, we get it.

>>252962389
Lol not everyone has standards to have sex with every bloated whore you see walking near you. Convincing an attractive woman to have sex with you is hard work, you are a fucking idiot and a liar if you say otherwise.

>>252962703
>>252963012
Google
Image
Search.

>>252959843
>generic american big boobed model
No thanks. I'd gladly take vidya world over those whores.

>>252962921
Cheating is sex. Are you literally retarded? I am 25 years old please tell me more about how teenagers don't cheat or how every married men does while not gettin any from his wife.

You being a virgin who never was in any kind of relationship is really obvious at this point.

>>252962457
>old adults
>late 20's early 30's
OH SHIT SON....you ARE way to young. Get the fuck out.

>>252963113
>you have to firmly believe in your inadequacies and ignorance.
This is why I gave up being a normal fag. Wearing a mask gets heavy all the fucking time.

>>252962941
They can talk about in a neutral tone, but the other guys will still be jealous. Stop your

> HURR DURR MY OPPONENT IS RETARDED
arguments

>Live in a video game world where your character get's lot's of pussy

Problem solved. Killed to birds with one stone

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>>252962645
>that green status

how embarassing

I'll fuck the model, Tallon IV is a dangerous place

>Monster Hunter

Who needs sex when I got a huge sword and make hats out of dragons for a living?

>Hot Tub
>Farming with cat-bros
>Eating giant meat-on-the-bones off a campfire

You can have your bimbo, my life's going full COZY

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Why take a human when I could CLANG CLANG in a video game world?

>>252963160
I do and only one guy does it and he is a literal dudebro. There are two who are married by now and like 1-2 dozen who have girlfriends for several years. Living in murrica must be hell.

>>252959843
>Fake world
>Fake tits

what's the difference?

the one on the right is probably a man

>>252962645
Yellow master race.

>>252963251
>no reading comprehension
That Anon was implying that late 20 to 30 year olds are kids. I was saying he must be 40, not that 20 is old. Learn to read before posting.

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My first roommate, qt blond girl, would leave her gummy, bloody, pungent tampons in the trashcan next to the toilet, no baggy or anything. I could smell the sour every time I opened my door to the hallway. Every time I told her to do something about it, she would be delusional, would deny it was even an issue.

blonds are an instant turn off for me now. Like, I get sick when they flirt with me.

I would pick the game world OP.

>>252963241
Prepare to be disappointed with your father.
>I am 25 years old
That explains a lot

if i could have sex with the girl forever i would choose the girl because im a perma virgin, otherwise the video game

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>>252963025
>meme

Keep telling yourself that, normie.

>>252963241
Cheating a variety of things.
Some people consider kissing cheating whiles pornstars are in a relationship while fucking others on a daily basis.

It's about as subjective as you can get.

>>252962993
as apposed to generic yuropoor anorexic model?

>>252963276
This is just sad. Even otakus and fat lesbians get laid, you are pretty much the bottom of the barrel.

>>252962783
it's meh actually and people you know often say you are inhuman or you don't have human feelings and similar shit.

>>252962524
Comedy genius

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Pokémon is the only choice.

I hate my life so much and a nymphomaniac woman wouldn't help me become happier.
I'd go for the videogame world, thank you.
I'd prefer anywhere in Tamriel, because I'd die easier there anyway.

>>252963450
>40 year olds are old
You sound like a kid that says his parents must be on their dead bed because they're "old"

>>252960195
>Implying you wouldn't get laid all the time in the Pokemon world
>all dem sweet pokegirls all to yourself

>ITT: Normalfaggots rush in this thread to brag about sex
>They shit post with each other in one thread
>These threads contain normalfags
>/v/ is a better place when these threads are around.

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>>252962645

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I choose the model.

NOT because the model is desirable, but instead because I do not want to live in the world of Dark Souls.

>>252963665
>meh
I honestly can't see how, fapping is just a burden anymore. And I stopped giving a fuck what other people think awhile ago.

>>252963649

The difference between me and them is that they're willing to fuck the bottom of the barrel.

I am not going to stick my dick in something I am not attracted to, and I am not attracted to 3DPD.

>>252962703
>>252963012
You can thank me later
http://lv1translator.wordpress.com/2014/06/14/chichi-miko-release/

>>252963557
That's a nice cherrypicking there but cheating can be sex and you didn't adress all the other points.

>>252963529
What does my father have to do with this? Are you high?

Reading this comments I come to the conclusion that I was a huge male-slut with an incredible and shameful sex life.

That or OP is a 20 something year old kid that failed at life is easily impressed by others.

>>252962059


>tfw into D/S play and your qt 3.14 gf of 17 years old is your literal sex-slave, except your relationship is beyond sex and went into love.
>tfw she's an emo girl and they are into some crazy shit, whatever you want.

I met her in Second Life and got real lucky.

That being said I'd give it all up to live in Ivalice.

>>252963057
> making an argument about theoretical situation
are YOU retarded?

>>252963729
You're fucking retarded and I'm not even going to bother continuing this. Think what you want, fag.

>>252963789

Where do I fit on that chart if I only like cocks on girls?

>>252959843

I'll take the sex. This world isn't getting rid of me this easily.

>>252963789
>everyone must be attracted to the same things or they're a faggot

Alright then.

My favorite game is Fallout, so obviously I fuck the busty model.

>>252963649
>Even otakus and fat lesbians get laid
>otakus
Here or in Japan? In 'Murica Otakus are made out to be something kinda cool. They use the word wrong. Otakus in Japan, the right place for one, are shunned and are outcasts. Same with Lesbos. It's forbidden love.

>You are pretty much the bottom of the barrel
What is that suppose to mean? I've had my fair share of cutty in the past 5 years. I think I've seen it all by now.

I would live in the world of Destiny. Think about it, the game might not look that good, but image actually living in it, it'd be really fucking fun to race around the speeders, hang out at the hub, go hunting, etc. Plus all the girls are hot.

>>252963869
same here man, but really. I think fapping saps my desire to do shit, not because I'm trying to get laid or something, I'm just not as on edge, feeling anxious. If I'm not feeling anxious I don't do shit. But I'm 25, so that might be normal.

>>252963715
>I hate my life so much and a nymphomaniac woman wouldn't help me become happier.
Right in the feels.

>living in my modded skyrim world

checkmate

>>252963774
Not even close to a normalfag but I know tons of em. Lot of them are good friends. Doesn't stop them from thinking I'm a little bit weird for not constantly trying to get laid and play video games instead.

>>252963874
But why would anyone fuck someone who is below their standards? You are like that fag black girl in the screencap which gets posted here so often. Except for the fact that you are not a hypocrite about it. You are attracted to real girls no weeabo talk is gonna change it. Stop making excuses and just admit that you gave up on gettin any.

>>252963921
I never said it couldn't be, I'm just saying it can be more than sex, autist.

>>252964151
>every character is still pants on head retarded
No thanks.

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>>252964027
>getting this mad
being this childish

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>American women
No thanks.

>>252964006
It wasn't theoretical. That guy talked about his work experience.

>>252960195
One of those options is impossible, the other one (should) be inevitable. You're either a goddamn idiot for not choosing videogames, or you have an unhealthy obsession with pornstars. Jesus fuck just go live in the world of Corruption of Champions.

>>252963649
>This is just sad. Even otakus and fat lesbians get laid
That proves the original point; those fat, fugly butch dykes pretend that they're standing up for gay rights and shit, and they assert that as THE absolute way it should be, so that they can more easily find another person who does the same thing.

People who are naturally superior do not need to assert themselves as superior, and are not attracted to those who do. I have a 122 IQ, I'm not going to sit there and act like I'm way better than everyone else. If someone cannot recognize that without requiring me to wear a polo shirt and say "brah" then that's their problem.

>>252963326
What in the world are you shitting about?

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>>252964110

>In 'Murica Otakus are made out to be something kinda cool.

Keep dreaming Ken-Sama

>>252959843
See, the only way this would be a difficult choice would be to leave the videogame world up to another anon.

Would you risk it? On the one hand, you're guaranteed a womyn, on the other, you could throw caution to the wind and have an anon choose a world for you to inhabit. Would they give you monster girl quest? Or Monster Hunter? Super Deepthroat or Silent Hill?

fucking hell who invited the normalfags?

go blog somewhere else like reddit

>>252964254
>Implying I'm mad
>Implying I'm not just done debating about "lel you think this is old, UMUSTBKID!"
You're the worst kind of shit poster, you come in, don't read shit, make a big fucking deal, then act like "lel troll'd u brah".

I hope you get cancer. Now I'm mad.

>>252964326
>Jesus fuck just go live in the world of Corruption of Champions.
No thanks. I want to keep my virgin butthole. AA2 is my option.

>>252959843
>>252959843
No world is without its faults. I sure wouldn't live in the worlds I am so actively interesting in playing in. Too many threats and conspiracies. I'd have to pick the model.

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>>252963907
Damn

Pokémon world > everything

Gen 1 only of course

>>252964254
>not knowing how to use green text

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>>252964110
>In 'Murica Otakus are made out to be something kinda cool

>>252963013
Lol you have never had sex have you.

>I've been with girls that only like to take it from behind because they're shy

That gave you away, this is an absolute fantasy.

>>252964234
You mean less than sex. You are just discussing semantics because you have no argument. The irony is killing me.

Is it that specific model?

Cuz if so I choose the game world.

>>252959843

Living in a video game world must be a special kind of hell, like some serious sword of Damocles shit.

>>252964462
No they are. Notice how people willcall themselves and Otaku if they watch one anime or read one manga here in the US? It's made otu to be the status of people playing one vidya game and then prancing around going:
>BTW I'm a neerrrdd xD

The problem is that a lot of great games have settings it would completely suck to live in. Somebody could be the biggest Souls fag imaginable, they still wouldn't want to live in such a fucked-up world.

>>252964623
>who are you quoting?

>>252964479
>still replying
>still thinking that 25 year old is being an adult
>still acting childish

Fucking 90's kids

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>>252964254
>Facebook filename

>>252959843
Big boobs

Thank you

>>252963326
Imagine that one of your co-workers show photo of some model to everyone and says: "yesterday I was with her guys". Not "fucked her" or "slapped that bitch xD", just "was with her". Everyone would be jealous even you, accept that

>>252964431
HAHAHA. The irony is killing me.
>superior
>122 IQ
>thinks only dudebros get laid
Jesus christ get it together. The fact that you mentioned your IQ at all as if it has anything to do with getting laid or being superior is just funny. You are socially retarded and this is the only reason for your little v problem.

>>252961406
You are some kind of a goddamn snowman, or an idiot if you think 32F/0C is not cold, or that somehow 0 celsius in Japan feels different than 0 Celsius in another area with similar levels of humidity/wind.

I remember working with a guy who claimed that "last night I ate like 30 pounds of shrimp". So I thought he was just joking because that is literally impossible, so I jokingly told him to stop bullshitting me; he got all pissy and said "but they were LITTLE shrimp!"

It's the same thing man.

>>252964653
>>252964462

>go to con
>people that look completely normal say: Oh yeah I'm an otaku. I love watching Naruto and Attack on Titan.
>Ask if they play vidya
>Yeah I do, I'm such a nerd! I love Zelda games!

You see.

Also shame on you, Ken sama is dead.

whats the point of me living in my favourite video game world if i am gonna be as much of a loser there as i am here?

on the other hand american "models" are shit tier so maybe i should hope to get lucky in video game. can it be european models?

>>252963789
Any more of these charts?

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>>252959843
>3DPD
maybe if it was "have sex & be with waifu" it'd be a hard choice.

>>252964431
I have in IQ of 125 and even I consider myself pretty mediocre.

If i lived in a videogame scenario i would die in two or three days, so no.

>>252964887
Not the guy you are replying to but why should I? I am not a virgin, being with a women should be something perfectly normal. I have an autograph from Gorbatschow ffs and I never mention it irl either.

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>>252959843
>sex anytime with generic american big boobed model
anyone who doesnt pick this is wither gay or dumb since even if you happen to be in some way transported into your favorite vidya world that done mean shit since you would still be you but and just pretty much regulated to the role of random npc just used to take up space and make the world not feel empty

>>252964947
So being smarter than other people doesn't make you better? Ok. This just proves my point further - You think that being "sexually attractive" means wearing a polo shirt and saying "brah". I think it's based on your anatomy, your face, and your personality.

Just because you artificially inject yourself in to the circle of sex doesn't mean you're satisfied by the way.

>>252964663
A Jehovah witness girl. Refused to have vaginal sex but was ok with anal and oral.

Like I said, the world is vast and glorious, there are all sorts of weird people that look like your everyday commuter. Get out of your personal bubble faggot, your reality isn't the representation of the world.

>It never happened to me
>It must be false
Self-centered fuck, like all children are.

>>252965165

I have an IQ of 120 and I'm a fucking moron.

Anyone who chooses the woman needs to get out.

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>Maximum overcomfy
>Or do it with some cowtits 3DPD slut
I don't think OP thought this thread through

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>>252964192

I never gave up on getting anything, I never started. I don't give a shit about sex.

What I want is love, something that I can not get from the 3D.

What makes any of you think you would be more successful in the video game world than reality? You'd probably end up being an unimportant npc or some mob, not the protagonist. Choose the model. At least that's guaranteed.

>>252964947
>get told hard
>hurrr 122 IQ, I'm insecure!
>getting this booty blasted
2011+4-1

>>252965152
Maybe if it was "have sex and be a waifu" I'd pick it

>>252964964
For winter 0C is not that cold. Sure 0C in general is cold but for winter that's not so bad, I get -10C just in autumn.

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>>252964486
You poor fool.

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>>252965113
>bitch at school tells me she loves zelda games
>i ask her which one is her favorite
>"zelda windwalker"

>>252965278
>What makes any of you think you would be more successful in the video game world than reality?
Only if you let yourself. I'd fucking go out on adventures and be maximum comfy.

>>252965278

Yeah, but look at that manface and dyke haircut.

I'd rather take my chances with the game world.

>>252964118
This guy is kinda right. It'd be fun to live there, even if the game ends up not being as good.

>>252959843
What if your favorite videogame universe would be a shitty place to live? I mean, being some random dude in a world live EVE Online or Metal Gear's would be worse than living in real life.

>>252965113
He's dead? When? How? Did he actually kill himself or did he get kicked in the head by Yakuza too many times?

>>252965418

Then what? You'd be living in the matrix.

>>252965406
>bitch at school tells me she loves zelda games
That's when I would go "okay" and start ignoring her.

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I want to live in TES 4. I want to live in the fighter's keep.

look at this fucking bedroom.

>>252964947
120-130 is actually considered "superior intellect"
130-140 is borderline genius
Anything 140+ is considered genius

>>252964326
> (should) be inevitable
well well well, another alpha that fucks pornstars and famous models everyday, comes to discuss videogames!

I don't even know what we're getting at anymore. I just enjoy my own company too much.

>>252965535
Anywhere but here is fine for me.

Away from you

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>>252964964

0C really isn't that cold.

>>252965236
IQ doesn't mean that you are smarter though. You or another poster said the stuff about polo shirts and brah, I made fun of it. You can get laid while having shitty personality, face and anatomy. Confidence or money is enough to do it. How can anyone artifically have sex? Is it like artificial fun while playing vidya? You are literally retarded.

>>252965296
You don't even know what getting told means, kiddo.

nice 3DPD meme you have there

>>252962645
guess I'm still green

>>252965656
>Away from you

You're breaking my heart, anon.

>>252965239

Lol, making up more shit in your little fantasy world., plus changing the original statement into something you think is more plausible. You are a pathetic neckbeard basement dweller, who if you ever have sex it will likely be with the person you end up marrying.

>>252965510
He died in the 2011 earthquake/tsunami anon.
>>252965535
No I'd be living in my fucking video game world.
>>252965675
> kiddo
I do know what it means because it'd what I told you're mum when I said you're a mistake/accident and should have been a handjob.

>>252965765
Now I'm on my way to the other side

>>252964471
I've got to make a new post, with some corrections. All those "I would live in generic anime sex game" are really retarded. Probably, there must be a time restriction (5 years or 10 years)

>>252965829
>No I'd be living in my fucking video game world.

It wouldn't be real.

>>252965603
I have an IQ of 125 and I wouldn't consider myself just below borderline genius. The average human is fucking retarded, esp the hurr durr freedom half of murrica. Nothing to be proud of, unless you like to make fun of retards.

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>>252965581
>Fucking Fighter's Keep Bedroom

>>252964704
NO, any model you choose

>>252959843
It says you can have sex with the models ANYTIME you want, so I'm definitely going to go with that.

I'm not cut out to living in my favorite game universe anyway. I barely have enough skills to make it by in this day and age as it is.

>>252965937
Neither is a model.
The questions says "LIVE in your favorite videogame." It'd be real to you because you'd be fucking in it. Do you even fucking think>

>>252965937
There's a remote possibility of this reality not being real

Does that mean this reality is still real or no? We can still feel things. And taste things. And think things.

It's indistinguishable from reality.

>>252965829
You should practice your alpha lines a few times before you get made fun of for such pathetic attempts.
>hurr durr I am a retard
>fuck off retard
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>Yes I know
>your mom lol, get rekt
That's you

>tfw your videogame world has no internet
>tfw you'd have to find employment there
>tfw it'd be worse than the real world

>>252965675
>IQ doesn't mean that you are smarter though.
Oh. So I'm to assume that the people with a 90 IQ are utilizing their IQ better than my 122 IQ. Got it champ. Looks like you're just on a crusade to undermine my superiority by any means possible now.

>You or another poster said the stuff about polo shirts and brah, I made fun of it.
Right, and then we debunked it.

>You can get laid while having shitty personality, face and anatomy. Confidence or money is enough to do it.
Right; you're artificially injecting yourself in to the circle of sex. You have all of these insecure and unintelligent people fucking each other. That doesn't mean that you're inherently satisfied with it, and that's why we have all these dudebros running around in their polo shirts bragging on fucking some mediocre chick.

>How can anyone artifically have sex? Is it like artificial fun while playing vidya? You are literally retarded.
People who have never played a game before and started with Skyrim would probably think it's amazing. But once you play some other games you start to see how it's possible that some people simply don't like the game.

Same thing with sex, you can have the crappy sex all you want - It's not the good sex, and it's not a suitable substitute for the good sex.

>>252965956
>just below
That's not how normal distributions work anon.

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>>252965779
>that fucking grammar
You sound nervous self-centered child. Tell me more about your world. Sex is like porn and fuck a model is the greatest like Maxim magazine said.

>>252966152
>hurr I'm a massive faggot
>I'm so insecure
>I gotta be an internet tough guy to make myself feel good
That's you.

>>252965956
elitist

>>252965956
I had 160 IQ measured when I was 14 years old, and I exhibit no genius qualities, nothing. I haven't even taken an IQ test since then because I don't think a number should represent how intelligent you are. Even Stephen Hawking thinks people who boast about their IQ are losers.

>>252966119
>Neither is a model.

But I'd learn and experience sex to put use in the real world.

The alternative is being trapped somewhere you can't escape.

>>252964887
Jesus fucking christ, it's not an ordinary women from you neighbourhood, it's a famous, almost perfect body-shaped women. Could you stop acting like that "25-year grown-up"?

>3DPD

/v/ sure loves it memes

>>252959843
>generic american big boobed model
Yeah I remember when I was 15 and Pamela Anderson was the shit.

topkek

generic american big boobed models a shit

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>>252966204
>crusade to undermine my superiority

You're a fucking faggot dude.

>>252966315
>Even Stephen Hawking thinks people who boast about their IQ are losers

Who cares about what some retard thinks, one who was wrong about black holes, in a fucking wheelchair?

>>252965956
I think the problem is that you and me don't truly realize that we're superior, I tend to consider myself the "standard" and thus anyone below me is not "average" but is "stupid". For whatever reason, I expect everyone to know and understand certain things that I know and understand, when in reality, I should expect much less of them. It's not because they're stupid, it's because the average person is not capable of understanding some of the things that I know.

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>>252959843
Can I live in Bikini Bottom instead?

>>252966332
>The alternative is being trapped somewhere you can't escape.
What's wrong with that? You make it sound like a prison. You enjoy the one model you bang. It's the same model everyday. I'll go live in AA2 and bang any one I want at anytime as long as Dio isn't myclass mate.

>>252966204
You are not superior or you wouldn't still be a virgin and cry about it on the internet. I have 3 more IQ points than you do, whoop de doo!

You don't even know what the word debunked means apparently. You don't know half the words which you are using such as artificial. I am 90% sure that you just made an online self-assessment test for your IQ and in reality you are not even over 90.

You never had any sex at all, what would you know about it?

>>252966315
You squandered your innate abstraction capabilities, faggot.

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>Do you want an to live in your perfect fantasy world
>Or a one time opportunity to probably catch syphilis

>>252966393
you have said that 10 times in this thread already

>>252961268

>your stupid

>>252964964
>0C
>Cold
Midwinter we get like -42C with strong winds here.

>>252966502

Guess it depends how much you like or dislike your current life. We'll agree to disagree.

>>252966508
>You are not superior or you wouldn't still be a virgin and cry about it on the internet.
- Coming from someone who artificially injected themselves in to the circle of sex

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>>252965603
>>252965956
The IQ classification system hasn't used the term genius since pre-WWII
The generally accepted cutoff for mental giftedness, as in the opposite of retardation, is 130. Genius would be considerably higher, at least 150, which approaches the level where the IQ system is unreliable.

Anyone who thinks a high IQ somehow automatically makes people smart and successful is pants-on-head retarded. People who stroke their e-peen over their IQ and think it makes them somehow inherently superior are likely 14 year olds discovering their inner euphoria

>>252966261
I hope that statement was Ironic because the grammar in your post is horrific as well.

Your supposed sex scenes basically came out of the porn you just watched prior to posting on /v/. You changed your story when I called you out on it to a different scenario.
Plus you confirmed you are english by posting a retarded comic.

>>252966696
do you think /mu/ cares about scatman at all?

>>252965829
>>He died in the 2011 earthquake/tsunami anon.
A-atleast he was living the dream. Godspeed brave autist. Godspeed.

>>252966830
>We'll agree to disagree.
No. You'll agree you're a massive faggot and wrong. What you just said is something a butthurt faggot says when they are wrong but don't want to admit. It's a cop out.

>>252966492
Nah not really. I know it but keep forgetting it. For example I constantly skip things which are obvious for me when I explain logical chains and people always get confused. I suck at other things though and acknowledge it. False superiority is not something you should be proud of. see>>252966315
That guy got it right.

>>252964964
>0°
>cold
Try Canada.

>>252966994

Wrong about what? I wouldn't want to live in a video game world.

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>>252963360
my ultimate nigga...

>>252966840
I keep telling you that word doesn't mean what you think it does. There is no such thing. I am neither rich nor confident, just average looking and average built. You are just a retard with a horrible personality and false sense of superiority. It is obvious that nobody will touch you for those reasons.

>>252963686
Jesus, this is a SFW christian board.

ITT some serious virginity is going on.

>>252959843
If I choose Hyrule, does that include Termina and all the other continents? I'd have a hard time choosing between that or the entire pokemon world.
>choosing gay shit like generic medieval worlds
Enjoy dying at 40 to a giant spider or some shit.

I would choose the generic american big boobed model because all I really want in life is to fuck a woman with big breasts.

>>252967129
>I wouldn't want to live in a video game world.
Why not anon? Just because I would, you assume my life is bad? You need help. you seem to be in the wrong place if you wouldn't pick the vidya option.

>>252964663
>I've been with girls that only like to take it from behind because they're shy
>That gave you away, this is an absolute fantasy.

You never got laid until late teens hum?
Is that so surprising? Lol, fucking late bloomer.
I remember when I was 13 I fucked a girl that was ok with getting fucked without condom because her mother had day-after pills but was to embarrassed to show her tits.

Teenage years are full double standards and personal bias with what is or isn't ok to do. Stop sounding so blatantly virgin.

>>252959843
I pick videogames

>>252967353
Those in the picture are not even that big.

mfw low iq
mfw school drop out
mfw virgin
mfw VIDEO GAMES

>>252967353
pay a hooker then.

>>252964964
>0C
>cold
You're a fucking pussy. 0 Celsius is "slightly chilly" at most.

>>252967482
I'm wondering if your dad touched you when you were a kid

>>252967389
>Just because I would, you assume my life is bad?

Seems like a logical deduction, yes.

>You need help.
Get it together, you're literally frothing at your keyboard.

>live in my favorite videogame world
>potentially fuck all the big tittied women of that world
Honestly dude, yes that shit would be dope.

>>252967513
well they're way bigger than average

There is something wrong with anyone who doesn't pick vidya. You need to leave this board if you don't pick vidya and go somewhere else.

>not wanting to live in the warhammer 40k world
shig dig dug

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>Live in world of Elder Scrolls
>Get all the hot orc ass I could handle

Tough choice

>>252967482
could you please stop blogging, normalfag?
this is an anonymous imageboard

>>252967482
this. I was allowed to touch my step-sisters boobs and vagina but she was too shy to kiss me.

>>252967353
>not big ass
>not big ass and big tits
Pfft what a virgin

>>252967007
>False superiority is not something you should be proud of.
That's my exact point. I'm naturally superior because:
- I'm more intelligent than most people
- I have a better looking face than most people
- I have a better body than most people

By my own personal standards, that makes me superior, and that's what I look for in a girl. If a girl does typical "confident girl" things, like I don't know, coming and grinding on me at a club, I won't inherently be attracted to her. It would just seem like she is trying to artificially attract me to her.

The truth is, only people who are attracted to confidence are attracted to confidence. Confidence is not inherently attractive. And the reason you would delude yourself in to being attracted to confidence, is because you have no other redeemable factors.

Confidence is for ugly people, inside and out. Truly superior people generally tend to be more humble.

>>252961220
>Look at me, I gave up the chance to live in a new world to fuck some flavor of the week slut no one cares about!
Yeah, your reputation as biggest retard will be known far and wide.

>>252965278
depending on the world you chose, you can achieve everything the mc could. take pokemon. you might not be the savior of the world whos stop the god-like pokemon from ruining everything, but you still know the mechanics inside and out and can abuse it in ways other npc's never could. eventually it would be the mc who presumably knows everything a player knows against you and your comfy ass shorts. no one else in the world could stand up to that pair.

>>252967560
russia pls go

>>252967635
You'll die in whatever world you choose. What you enjoyed in the game will not be what you enjoy. Youre not the star. Youre just a bystander to the game world.

>>252967591
>Get it together, you're literally frothing at your keyboard.
Shouldn't you make a ms paint comic on this? you know the one where in your head you're calm and collected and the straw man is a silly over the top drawn person frothing at the mouth?

>>252967764
>You'll die in whatever world you choose. What you enjoyed in the game will not be what you enjoy. Youre not the star. Youre just a bystander to the game world.
I don't see that being in the question. All I see is that you get to live in the vidya world. How you live it isn't defined so it's left open for you decide to how to live.

>>252967774

I would but it wouldn't be a hyperbole in this situation so it would take the fun out of it. It would be like punching a retard.

>>252967713
cool story anonymous

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>>252966891
>capital letters
>middle of a sentence

>came out of the porn
>shy to look at face during sex
>porn
>shyness

>changed the story
>what is reading comprehension
>do it from behind
>too shy to look
>only does anal and oral
>none require eye contact
>comic confirms anything

Are you for real?

>>252966493
do spongebob and pals just live way out from town? is that anchor actually mr krabb's home? how far out is the kursty krab?

>>252967985
>It would be like punching a retard.
owch the edge

>>252967628
Not really,especially for Anglo countries.

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>living in a world infested with thin men and chrysallids
>living in a world infested with none of those

>>252968103

It's an analogy.

>>252967985
>hurr I'm right, you're wrong. I'm also a pretentious asshole.
That is pretty much what you said.

>>252967764
>get to explore the cosmos, or learn magic
>"b...but you're not the star"
Literally who the fuck cares?

>>252967572
>wondering
>fantasizing
embrace it

>>252968047
that's not actually to-scale, dude. you can see the krusty krab right next to the anchor, krab's house, and the chum bucket is right next to it rather than across the street from it.

>>252964964
>0c
>cold
grow some balls, it's barely chilly

>>252968262

That's pretty much what you projected onto me yeah.