Why is Princess Peach the naughtiest and lewdest girl?

Blonde
Busty
Athletic

>>252269520
And her ass is bombin'.

>>252269275
Because people draw her to be as sexual as they want

that feel when no good new female sheik porn

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>>252269779
SHEIKS A GIRL?!

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>>252269779

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>>252269275
MAybe she was born with it.

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>>252269689
id eat her poop.

>>252270468
sheik can be whatever makes your dick harder. open to interpretation, really. although in smash bros she's a canon female

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because all the boos in the games are the ghosts of her aborted fetuses

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>>252269689
Damn straight son

>>252270856

You wrote that post where she shits herself while wearing the Tanuki suit, didn't you?

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don't 404, this thread is relevant to my interests.

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>>252272905
Seconded

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>>252273035
Thirded

Can we get some Rosalina tall girl content in here?

I thought that was Samus

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i want peach to bake me a pretty cake.

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>>252273608
Oh, and have some content while I'm asking for things

>>252269275
Because no matter how many times she gets herself kidnapped, Mario still won't give her the d. He just eats some cake then goes back to Brooklyn. Peach is left sexually repressed and Bowser ain't gonna help her because he's queer.

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>>252273608

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>>252270856
No matter what, that pose will just remind me of Piccolo.

Armada pls staph. Don't sexualize your waifu.

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>>252275681
>people keep posting a shitty picture I made for a drawthread once when I was bored as fuck
Not sure how I feel about this

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>>252270742

>>252276290

The face is really the only bad part, you can't deny you did a fine job with the ass.

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>mfw masturbating to that flash platformer with a scene of peach in rosie's see-through dress, with maximum breast size, covered in semen, peeing in a toilet and touching herself.

>>252272231
Brady is the best goddamn character, I don't care what anybody says.

>>252276802
We're going to need a link to that.

She lives in a world with only a handful of men. Of those, only one is fuck material.

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>be anon
>lurking Punch-Out thread
>some anon said something about Peach almost becoming one of Little Mac's opponents
>immediately imagined Peach in boxing gloves and pink boxing shorts
My dick will never be soft ever again.

>>252277147
>we
Fuck that, I actually know how to google.

>>252277859

>google
>vague description with no name or site to go on

>>252276802

What site?

>>252276290
Hey it's a decent pic. I don't see why you'd question people liking it.

because she's not daisy

>>252276802
Was it one of those playshapes flashes?

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>>252277147
peach untold tale. theres like 20 different variations.

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>Naughty
>Lewd

Peach is pure.

>>252279619
Not even once.

>>252279694
>not wanting to shove your cock into her venereal disease infested vajayjay
topkek m8

>>252279036
Mario is Missing is the actual name, Peach's Untold Tale is just one of the versions

>>252279282
She once walked around naked.

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/r/ Peach ahegao

>>252274704
>you now know the poofy part for the legs on Peach and Roslina's tanooki suits are really huge balls

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>>252273634

I don't blame you, they're both shitty generic cartoon blondes.

Pic related is a design where a minimum effort was put into.

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>>252269275

>>252282152
>minimum effort
Yeah pretty much

>>252270742
>This picture is what people who think you're "born gay" actually believe

>>252269275
I've always seen Peach as innocent and ditzy leading to her seeming slutty, but she's not actually a slut.

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peach is meant for cuddles though

>>252269275
>naughtiest
What's naughty about Peach? Does she get off to some nasty shit? All I see about Peach is that she is a dumb bimbo.

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>>252282468

>>252282818
The only things Peach is meant for are courting involving long walks on the beach at night, coitus with leglock and hand holding in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, cuddling and sleeping with, starting a family with, and then growing old together watching the Mushroom Kingdom flourish.

>>252280538
Anyone know the miiverse account of the person who made this?

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Mario is a lucky dude

>>252276290

Hey man, an ass is an ass.

PPPPU tier list:
top tier:
The one where Peach smiles
good tier:
Rosalina cowgirl style
average tier:
everything else
low tier:
reverse cowgirl positions
shit tier:
the ones with Peach making weird faces like that of which you'd see if you were to pull up a video of tropes vs. women in gaming and pause and look at Anita's face mid sentence

>>252279839

Hey man, not everybody lives on the edge.

My dick may be sturdy and reliable, but piss-hurt is no fun.

>>252283342
peach grin is the best

>>252269275
Peach is both incredibly lewd, and also someone who acts (and likely is) entirely innocent and oblivious to her own sex appeal. It's a lovely combination.

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>>252283534
>lewd but acts entirely innocent and oblivious to her own sex appeal

The best kind of personality and character.
10/10 Nintendo.

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>>252282468
put it on /f/

>>252276802

Is it the one where you choose her dresses? Come on man, give some details. Otherwise people will have no choice but to think you're bullshitting.

>>252283132
If you're hoping I have more posts like that on my profile (that post doesn't even show up on my profile because it's in the private /v/ community), I'm disappointed to say that that's it.

Sorry anon

>>252284282
there are private communities?

is there more lewd?

>>252284282
Nah I just appreciated the humor. What's your ID, son?

>>252284889

Post Peach scat

>>252284889
i forgot to spoiler, fuck.

>>252284448
Private doesn't necessarily mean "completely unmoderated", but yeah, there are private communities. Last I checked, the /v/ Mario Kart 8 community doesn't have nearly as much lewd as I expected.

Please prove me wrong /v/

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>>252284889

>>252283016
Why must I have this fetish

Peach fidgeted on the throne. She listened patiently as the toad representative before her droned on.
“Furthermore, there have been reports of increased numbers of piranha plants in the region, making the roads unsafe for travel. We believe this may be connected to the recent heavy rainfall…”
The princess idly twisted her golden hair around one finger while shifting her derriere around in the seat. It wasn’t that she minded sitting here, after all, that was her job as ruler, but it was just so dull. And it didn’t help that she had to visit the bathroom.
Folding her hands in her lap demurely, she lifted up her backside. *pooot* That… was a little louder than she had intended, but at least it helped to release the pressure. The next break from court was still an hour away and Peach wasn’t sure she could make it. Another gurgle came from her stomach.
“*prrrrrrrrrrrtt*”
“Uh…um, *ahem!*” Peach glanced around nervously to see if her unplanned emission had ruffled any feathers. The representative was looking up from his list of grievances with an expression of mild disbelief, but at a pointed glance from Peach he went back to reading them aloud. Everyone else in the court followed his lead and went back to business as usual.
I…I can’t believe I got away with that! Oh my stars but that is ripe! Phew! How could they not notice? I suppose they think they’re better off pretending.
“Hee…heeheehee! Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm!” Peach began to giggle slightly under her breath. She had to admit, it was…kind of exhilarating, to be able to act like this with impunity.
*prrrrrrtt*, *poooooooooooot*, *braaaaap*
With each fart, the smile hidden behind her gloved hand grew a little bit wider and her whole body shook a little bit more with laughter, until her yellow hair was bouncing and her bosoms jiggled up and down slightly. Basking in this perverse pleasure, she lifted her rear off the throne and pushed down hard for one big toot.

>>252285428

*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-*
Suddenly, the noise came to an end and Peach’s face registered an expression of wide-eyed surprise. Rather than the volumes of gas she had previously been expelling, she felt her former breakfast lining up for exit.
Ah! It feels like my fun has come to an end. …or has it?
An unobtrusive but seductive thought entered her mind. True, she had run out of flatulence, but why should that keep her from her thrills? Maybe…just maybe, she could take it a little bit further.
Well, I am a princess, I’ve had people cleaning up after me since I was a child…if they did it once, they could do it again, right? And besides, the next break is over a half an hour away…I might not be able to hold it that long!
Looking around nervously at her attendants, she slowly lifted herself from the seat. She grasped the edges of her silky pink dress and slowly, slowly lifted it up to reveal her pristine white panties covered with cute green 1-up mushrooms. A quest gasp went up from the court at seeing the princess so shamelessly reveal her innermost undergarments, but of course, there was nothing they could do to stop her, and she couldn’t help but crack a smile.
If you liked that, you’ll love this…
She started to bear down with all of her stomach muscles, and had to admit that it felt odd, especially since it seemed to require much more effort than before. Peach tried hard to gather up all of her courage.

>>252283342
>PPPPU

pls explain

>>252276802
The Mario is Missing flash game? Which version?

>>252285552

Just…pretend it’s a big fart.
She wrinkled her nose with exertion and her sphincter started to open. It was now or never.
A really, really big fart!
She could feel the mass of fecal matter moving sinuously through her lower regions. The very tip slowly began to emerge from her body, and her nose wrinkled even more as her brow knitted in a look of intense concentration. She bent a little bit more at the knees and squeezed her entire body like a toothpaste tube.
“Ungh….uuuuungh…ooooooh…” Now that she was bearing down on the big log in earnest, the sheer size of it astonished her. As it touched the seat of her panties a little electric thrill went through her.
Aaah…ooooh, wow! It’s so…huuuuuge…yeah…that is good! I couldn’t stop now even if I wanted to!
She clutched her stomach and doubled over. Almost immediately, her ears were treated to an amazingly loud crackling sound as the unstoppable force of her bowel movement pushed against her yielding cotton panties.
Oh, I can’t believe I’m using my panties as a toilet in front of everybody! It’s so bad...and yet…ooooooooooh!
“Mmmmph! Aaah…” Peach relaxed as her labor ended and the waste began to move of its own accord. The sound, like someone sitting on a beanbag chair, continued as a thick, soft log eased its way out effortlessly. Then she felt a tingling sensation.
“Time for a whiz!” she chirped as she relaxed her bladder. Hiking her skirts up just a little higher, a yellow stream went straight through her thin panties and arced several feet forward to make warm, golden waterfalls on the steps leading up to the dais.

>>252284926
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Jayblin

Seriously, I got nothin' mang

>>252285721

Releasing the muscles she normally kept closed without even thinking about it brought her to new plateaus of pleasure. I feel so light! Like I could just float off the ground and drift away! These ruminations were interrupted by a loud fart and a thick slopping sound as the princess continued to empty her ballast.
Finally, the spectacle came to an end. The members of the court looked on in utter silence. The princess was a sight to behold; her panties and dress were smeared with waste, front and back, obscuring most of the 1up mushroom designs, and she smelled like a well-used outhouse.
“I seem to have had a slight accident.” She said with perfect calm. Peach clapped her hands twice. “I will require servants to wash me and fetch a change of clothing!” The attendants snapped out of their reverie as they scurried about their business once more.


One week later…

Princess Peach, ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, sat on her throne once more. She looked remarkably at ease, but as usual, she was enduring another session of the Kingdom’s politics. This time it was an uneventful lecture on the economics of coin inflation. Peach looked resplendent once again in her elegant pink dress, but her chin was resting on one hand and her eyelids were beginning to droop. Suddenly, her eyes shot open and she sat bolt upright. Her prim and proper back sloped down to where her rounded buttocks rested on the seat. She couldn’t help but feel a flutter of excitement: she would finally be able to test out her new “throne”!
The princess had been taught one basic lesson after last week’s “accident”. In the following days, she had been told at great length that poop, especially her poop, was to go in the toilet. Contrary to these instructions, she had not taken the opportunity to void herself in the preceding week. It looked like that was about to change.

>>252285619
just google ppppu.swf you you lazy person

>>252282621
Don't listen to your psychiatrist, Anon. I'm sure you're straight as a nail.

>>252285867

She began by emitting a barely audible fart. She leaned forward and crossed her arms over her belly. “Mmmmmm-uuhh!” Plop! Her total weight had the weight of one hunk of her poo subtracted from it. She wiggled to fit her derriere firmly on the seat and wrinkled up her nose. She was rewarded with the splashes and plops of her continued defecation upon the new toilet throne. “Oooee!” She lifted up her dress and began to fan it vigorously up and down, exposing onlookers to the sight of her shapely legs and milk white rump, as well as the uniquely feminine scent of her feces. Lifting her dress even more, she stood up and squatted over the bowl in preparation for the grand finale. She screwed up her delicate features into a look of utmost concentration.
“Hrmmm…Hmmm…Ungh! Aaaah…” Visible to all, a huge, knobbly turd began to emerge from between her ample cheeks. It continued to vacate her bowels, with a few pauses for pushing, over the course of half a minute. Amidst a loud crackling noise it grew, and grew, and grew, until it was at least a foot long. Then, after much huffing and puffing, it finally dropped into the bowl with a ker-PLUNK of epic proportions. The princess’ bosom heaved with a huge sigh of relief as she sat back on her throne: panting, legs spread, utterly exhausted.
Flushing was out of the question.
After a minute, a wonderful idea came to Peach. She ordered some royal stationary and a pen brought to her. She began to write: “Dear Mario, I just took a HUUUUGE dump!” The princess looked this sentence over, then looked down between her thighs at the massive mound of “Princess Fudge” (as she liked to call it) that she had produced. She crumpled that sheet into a ball, dropped it between her legs and began writing on a new one.
“Dear Mario, please come to the castle as soon as possible. I have a surprise for you! Love, Peach” After some consideration, she added, “P.S. Bring your plunger…”

THE END

>>252285306
I don't htink that's a fetish anon...

>>252285428
>>252285552
>>252285721
>>252285867
>>252285984
What is it with Peach and fucking farting?

>>252286602

>2012 + 2
>Not wanting to see cute girls taking a dump

>>252286602
thank her explosive side-b attack in the smash games

>>252285984
I've had dumps like that.

Like the one I took a week after out-patient surgery. Got prescribed a shit-ton of Percocet for the pain...and the Doc forgot about stool softeners.

So, I was out of it for a week and fucking high as a kite, and then I finally noticed I had to take a shit.

I was in there for over forty-five fucking minutes pushing a log the size of Connecticut out of my god-damned asshole.

Women wanna say I don't know what child birth is like? Got news for ya, I do. I birthed a seven pound TURD without the benefit of water breaking to lube-up squat.

Then I had to go find something to wrap around my hand and arm so I could reach into the bowl to squish the turd up so it'd flush, 'cause the plunger wasn't doing shit to cut that shit. God-damned turd was almost hard as a fucking rock.

And because of that, I blew out my anal sphincter. Every time I took a shit for the next several months I'd BLEED from my asshole.

Even today, decades later, I have to go back into the bathroom a few hours after shitting to wipe my ass again because I don't have a working sphincter to keep the after run-off from trying to escape.

God-Damned Fucking Doctors.

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>>252285428
>>252285552
>>252285721
>>252285867
>>252285984

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>>252285428
>>252285552
>>252285721
>>252285867
>>252285984

Arthur Saxon, please.

>>252288681

>dissing on Arthur

You gay, son? And why the futa/Rosalina edit of that post? It was Peach originally.

>>252288938
>Implying I'm trying to diss Arthur

Nah, guy does great work.

I didn't know it was an edit. It was the one pasta that floated around the most.

>>252289358

Well anyway, that story wasn't Arthur, some guy named Toasty.

>>252288681
I wish people would enable the "force long posts to wrap" option when screen capping posts

>>252289434
I know it wasn't.

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>>252271145
>filename

>>252282886
>>252282468
beep beep beep

>>252283156
>Having Peach as the dom in the relationship
Unf moar.

>>252291938
brunette zelda > blonde zelda

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>>252292429

All incarnations are great

>>252282886
source?

>>252292864
ppppppppppppppppppppppppu

>>252287162
>>252285984
>>252285867
>>252285721
>>252285552
>>252285428
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is it that I fapped to this

>>252293482

When did it really excite you?

I liked it when she began pushing her load into her panties

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>>252292552
noo Skyward sword zelda had that nasty squidward tentacle nose.

any zelda but that zelda

ANY zelda

>>252293578
The exact same time

Anons.

Why the SS Zelda gets my dick so hard? The fucking nose... there's something about it.

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>>252293587

Don't kid yourself, it wasn't that bad.

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>Sexualizing the Peach

But that's missing the whole appeal of her. Can't you all appreciate the clothes? The pink, regal dress? That's practically her character, what makes her Peach.

>>252283016
>leglock
>hand holding
Having this fetish is true suffering.

>>252294285
No, she's named peach for her puffy, fuzzy vulva.

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>>252294385
I like where this thread is going

You guys have any pandalinks for nice doujins of Peach/noseZelda?

>>252294285

She wears frilly panties

Your argument is invalid

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>>252293792
dont kid YOURself, schnozzilla

>>252293792
>>252293587
I like the nose of SS Zelda. She reminds me a Claymore which is good.

>>252294285
I want to make her my personal cum dumpster

>>252277413
Waluigi?

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>>252294748

Someone clearly has issues with concepts of beauty.

>>252270468
Sheik is Zelda cosplaying Ryu Hayabusa

>>252294285
stop telling people theyre wrong wirh cartoons. stupid shit, really.

>>252295486
Shadman made a better looking Zelda in comparison to the model. Think about that.

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>>252285428
>>252285552
>>252285721
>>252285867
>>252285984
Hell no am I reading that shit! Summarize it in one word.

>>252295859

>shadamn
>ever doing good

1/10

>>252296001

Pooping

>>252296001
poop.

>>252295486
admitting it is the first step anon. you're making good progress.

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>>252294285
>Can't you all appreciate the clothes?

I sure appreciate her biker outfit.

>>252296035
my bad, i meant legoman

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>>252296182

>twisting the words around

Now you're just being immature.

>>252296361

>legoman
>ever doing good faces
>ever doing faces period

2/10

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>>252282886
>>252291872
>>252292864
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWmPvBSd3Tg

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>>252296520
>Comments are disabled for this video

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>>252296520
>comments disabled

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>>252296338
wot

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>>252292000

There is very little of it.

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Mari--oooh~

>>252298365
Why am I so turned on

>>252272081
It's amazing she can keep her figure after popping out so many of Bowser's kids.

Guys, please post more. I know one of you lurking has a folder

I wonder what each of the princess's secret fetishes are
>Peach-Exhibitionism
>Daisy-Sweat
>Rosalina-Choking

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>peach thread
>not having this image yet

Guys come on, do I really have to do all the work here?

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>tfw no qt3.14 princess to play games with

>>252300747
Where are her nipples?

>>252296371
But you gotta admit thats the worst looking Zelda of all the Zelda's. Shit is disgusting.

>>252300747
Cloudstrifeindrag.jpeg

>>252300762
It's like one of my Japanese animes!

>>252300762
O-oh my
I'll be right back.

>>252269275
because you was made based on your mom

>>252301770
/V/ IS TALKING ABOUT PISS AND SHIT,AND YOURE TALKING ABOUT SOME FUCKING ANMIME NO ONE GIVES A FFFFUCK ABOUT!

>>252271145
>Rusty Shackleford

>>252282152
Lightning x Fang, OTP

>>252300762
Seriously so goddamn cute. They even share a look.

They fucked

>>252302548
You know Yellow invited Blue to dinner as an apology, and the rest is history.

>>252300747
nipples don't work like that

>>252303115

What nipples?

>>252275681
The ass was fat

>>252282886
anyone knows a link to the version where can actually chose the position ?
cant find it anymore

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Peach is my waifu just because of how simple her design and personality is.

Plus the fan art of her really helps.

>>252294285
That's exactly why we want to turn her into a filthy slut.

Her personality is mostly a blank slate, so why not have her super interested in kinky shit?

WHY NOT?

>>252304434
I also want to know this

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>>252302273
Never has this line ever been this accurate.

hey
hey guys
h-hey
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=146490&n=ppppu.swf

If only I were a girl, I could wear all kinds of frilly clothes and fabulous dresses, like Peach...

>>252306706
Wore a dress once. It was comfy.
(And no, im not trap material.)

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Did anyone save the story anon posted itt about Peach shitting herself?

>>252306839
Yes. You want to wait a sec for me to compile it?

>>252306908
Yes plz

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>>252306839
>>252307023
Save it quickly and spread it as needed.

>>252307510
TY based anon

What am I doing with my life?

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>>252307596
Enjoying it. Don't feel bad. If it makes you feel any better, I have a diaper fetish and this story is relevant to me in some way, so I should be the one asking that. Especially with the things I've drawn as well.

It's just.......fuck, man..../v/ at night brings out the real you.

>>252307879
You're allowed to... indulge, anon.

>>252307879
>>252307596
Having fetishes is ok, but you two losers have absolute shit tier fetishes. Literally.

>>252296338
>QoL branch

It would actually be hilarious

>>252308003
I don't have a problem having fetishes, I do enjoy the ones I have plenty.

It does concern me though that at some point in life I'd like to have a romantic relationship with someone and that my fetishes are reaching extents that might very well get in the way at this point.

I mean it's not diapers for me, it's "only" soft vore I guess right?

A little, tiny bit of guro at times?

Like, with loli you know?

The official version of Peach looks very unappealing and frankly pretty damn ugly.

She's only sexy in fanart.

>>252308003
I end up having small cases of guilt about it, then I stop caring and become suddenly okay with it again.

It's pretty much made me more tolerant to others' fetishes. I'm more happy about that since I don't share the normalfag mentality of something sounds "sick" and instead find it interesting what people enjoy.

Like, maybe 10 years ago, I'd find >>252308269 to sound weird, but instead I find it intriguing and have no reason to judge him about it. If anything, I'd love to hear more about it and hear others' fetishes and the reasons behind it.

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>>252308515
absolutely wrong.

>>252308515

Her Smash version is beautiful, but that's true for pretty much every character except Fox.

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>>252308978
Agreed, it's closer to the "fan art peach" than usual

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>>252308515
Official Peach looks good in 2D art and in Smash. In 3D Mario there's something that happens to not make it work, and when I say 3D Mario I mean games where she has a 3D model, so even something like NSMB suffers that issue.

I think Daisy has the same issue for the most part.

Rosalina seems to work in 2D and 3D though. If I had to guess why, it's probably because they designed her for a 3D Mario game.

>>252276802
It's Mario is Missing, right?

Where are the toilets?

>>252309495
pretty spot on, though i still think that she can look endering in 3d and fappable. shes not flat out ugly as anon said.

>>252308978
>>252309201
It Peach still fun in SSB4? I started playing Melee on Dolphin but the ones I played with friends most were 64 and Brawl. Coming straight from Capcom fighters, I like her because with floating and turnips I'm always pushing buttons so it's crazy and the bitch hits hard. I can't believe how much I missed out on Peach and Ganon.

I seriously hope she's good otherwise it's back to Ness, Bowser and hopefully Ganondorf. But DAMN was Bowser fun to play in the new one.

>>252308709
3d model.

>>252309495
>>252310123
Yeah, 3D Peach has this weird soulless plastic face

The cross eyes and the lipstick just don't look right in 3d.

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>>252310123
>>252310191
Doesn't Peach look pretty decent in the Smash games and MK8 though?

>>252309965
>>252310191
3D gets the point across with Peach in that she's a cute princess. For me though, I think the general style doesn't really work as well. Might be the eyes, but I think its her face/head shape and the lips that bug me with her in 3D. I mean she doesn't bug me too much but it's still something I could never shake off. In Daisy's case, it's the head shape and the eyes.
One thing I definitely noticed when I first played SMG is that Rosalina didn't bug me like the other two had since... beginning of the Gamecube era, I think. Pretty sure it's because they toned down on the lips for her, gave her a slimmer face, and gave her more "realistic" eyes (not oval shaped, basically). I also wanna say her head is shaped better proportionally to her body but I think that's on a game-to-game basis.

>>252310297
Not really much of a change in MK8, but Smash goes a totally different way with her. They tone the lipstick down on Smash Peach and give more emphasis on her cheeks. I think it's supposed to push the princess look or something.

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>>252308978
Sakurai's portrayal of her is the only reason I like Peach.

Well, that and pppu.swf but that came later.

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how long until Nintendo goes full Disney?

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>>252310526
>Sakurai's portrayal of her is the only reason I like Peach

Fucking fraud.

>>252282621

I've seen people who denounce that theory who call themselves "political lesbians". Ironically, they believe the same shit that the far right believes.

>>252309984

Where have you been? Peach wasn't even playable in the demo build.

We don't know shit about how she plays in Smash 4.

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>>252310954
>Where have you been? Peach wasn't even playable in the demo build

Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot since I was only focused on playing Bowser. I had so much of Brawl spoiled for me I tried to avoid knowing much about the others, or even playing them. I figured I just missed Peach but now that makes sense.

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i still can't believe that there are people out there who absolutely despise Peach simply for being a cute and girly character.

If they made the lipstick cover the whole lips Peach would be perfect.

>>252311173
Mario Sunshine made me hate Peach.

>>252311173
what kind of faggots do that?

>>252276356
>>252270742
it's my headcanon that peach and rosie are actually sisters

>>252311376
mario sunshine made me hate everybody.

>>252311173
I'm not surprised someone managed to get this shot
But I am surprised I haven't seen it sooner

>>252310591
The only reason I like Rosalina is because of the HEALTHY headcanon and pppu.swf. Neither of them are my waifus or anything, but I still think they're attractive.

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>>252311394
The kind that goes on and on how she is nothing more then a damsel in distress, and then ignores her roles in SM rpg or her own game.
The kind of pathetic landwhales that feel threatened by her virtual, cartoon beauty.
I once even meet a guy who said that Shiggy is the cancer killing video games, even comparing him to a rapist.

>>252296371

>kike nose
>straight bangs

Ignoring the nose; straight bangs have to be the worst fucking thing ever. They looks so fucking retarded. They're like the mullet of feminine haircuts.

>>252311773
I hope that was the first and last time you ever saw him
You did kill him right

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>>252311468
>tfw liking Peach and Rosalina

Don't have any particular attachment to Daisy but she's a'ight.

>>252312008
are you me.

though my dick likes daisy sometimes.

>>252312008
>>252312201
I like all of the princesses, but Daisy often gets top spot for me.

>>252310554
Disney doesn't have a copyright on mermaids and more than they do on fairies.

>>252311301
That fixed in her smash model.

>>252300191
>Eggs are small. Even giant tortoise eggs.
Forget that, according to the canon of Mario babies are delivered by a stork anyway, no need for physical birth at all.

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>>252311915
He was a friend of a friend from a college, i got close to revealing my power level to him, but, you know, arguing with a modern, limp wrist white knight faggots parroting the latest drivel they hear from Anita isn't really smart.
Talking to a brick wall would have more effect.

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>>252312201
>>252312319
Oh, I thought fapping to all three would be obvious. I was thinking more on their own where I like Peach from the RPGs and Rosalina from the Galaxy games and her just generally being my favorite to play as in the games she shows up in (Mario Kart, 3D World, looks like she'll be fun in Smash Bros too). Of the three, Rosalina's my favorite both for the girls section and of the overall cast, a bit above Bowser.

Don't really play enough of the spinoffs for Daisy, and there isn't much to get from SML either there. I did like using the Daisy skin for Peach in Smash Bros though.

>>252310554
these were on t-shirts, right?

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>>252311773
The funny thing is that as much as people complain about girly characters in the post-Anita age (and Anita herself featured Peach wearing Mario's outfit as one of her flagship images), Peach is actually quite an outlier in terms of design. Sure most playable females are feminine or attractive in other ways, but they usually have some tomboyish elements and wear shirts/pants, shorts or armour.

Anita makes a big deal about Peach wearing a dress when she's one of the ONLY playable females in gaming who does. I can't even think of another off the top of my head that isn't part of the Mario franchise or Zelda. I'm sure they exist, but I'd be surprised if any of them were more main stream than Tomb Raider, Mirror's Edge and the like.

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Stay Peachy.

>>252313481

The truth comes out in that they hate her for being cliche' really means that they know nothing of videogames. She's a fairytale cliche, but NOT a videogame cliche'. And the only company I know that does Princesses other than Nintendo is Disney (Dreamworks doesn't really count) and Disney aren't generally known for games as a whole.

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>>252313945

>>252313541
Rosalina looks stunning.

>>252314128
LEWD.

im surprised theyve never pulled a miku on peach. then again, its camelot, right?

I would like to see Peach's summer dress she had in Sunshine make a return.

>>252314496
It's Camelot.

>>252313956
>fairytale
Not to mention that the Toad people are based on 1001 nights arabs, complete with turbans, vests and puffy pants and yet they said, unironically, that Mario world needs more diversity because Italian plumbers, dragon people, mushroom people, talking gorillas and fat jews aren't divers enough.

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>>252310554
>navel showing
>shoulders showing

since when has Peach shown this much skin?

>>252315057
what is this art from? its just fanart right.

>>252315365
You're a damned fool if you think that's official.

Wish I knew the artist though.

>>252315421
i didnt, initially, but then you started fucking freakIng out about it for some reason so i quetioned it.

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>>252315365
>>252315421
I saw it on t-shirts when I went to a con once. It's probably some parody thing, like pic related.

Did anyone save the scat fic?

>>252285173
is that an actual dance, I swear I've seen it somewhere before

>>252315654
read the thread

>>252315654
Yes. I posted it already for someone else.
>>252307510

>In the next game, Peach is essentially the Mario Universe's equivalent of The Dovahkiin.

>>252315782
I think Daisy is supposed to be doing gangnam style

>>252315796
You're the best

>>252315782
She is doing the SUCK IT motion.

Didn't you ever watch wrestling as a kid?

>>252315796
Why do we whisper?

>>252308515
Thank god I'm not the only one who believes this, her 3D model is fucking ugly

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i thought peach was the sexiest in the basketball game.

white mage was amazing too.

>>252316082
So we can hear the princess make her sounds.

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>>252315635
Found it

>>252316585
Agreed, she's fuckin sexy in that game. (Daisy was too, for once)

>>252316678
good point

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>>252298034
>These glutes were made for jumpin'
>and that's just what they'll do

>>252311376
Bowser Jr pls

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>>252310297
>>252310191

2D art generally looks better, but even then it can look just as soulless as it's 3D ones.

I think she looks brilliant in the 2D Sports art.
Her general 2D style can look rather plastic though.

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I think this is sexy.

>>252317250
The smash Peach looks the best.

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>>252317250
My favorite Peach is from the Mario & Luigi games.

She is also really nice in the sports titles, especially Super Mario Strikers.

>>252317442
I agree, the values and warmer tones definately make her feel softer as compared to the lifeless dead-shaded models in the main games.

>>252317250
i really disagree. her 2d art is all generally fantastic. if youre talking about the spp shot there, thats pretty ironic considering all she does is show emotion in that game, and thats for intents and purposes her neutral look in that game.

>>252317349
Face is shit, but the body and the way the skirt animates make it sexy.

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>>252270468

>>252271012
Can you prove this?I need to rub it on someone's face.

>>252319698
Trophies specifically state her as female

http://supersmashbros.wikia.com/wiki/Sheik

>The persona Zelda adopted to escape from Ganondorf. She completely hid all traces of her Zelda identity and appeared to Link as the last member of the Sheikah tribe. She taught Link essential ocarina melodies and then vanished in an instant. She didn't appear very often rather, she would show up to support Link in crucial situations.

Strikers designs are made of win.

>>252319893
Not to mention they gave her the girliest voice possible

>>252319893
Thx dude.

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Aren't I cute /v/ senpai?

>>252311830
blunt bangs can look pretty cute on girls

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>>252317520
Agreed

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>>252280401
>She once walked around naked.

Who hasn't?

>>252321679
I wanna cuddle with her <3

>>252313541
>You can see her other eye behind her bangs.
Blasphemy

>>252319893
Sakurai gets stuff wrong in the trophies all the time, even Kirby stuff.

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>>252324170
You can in Galaxy.

>>252321391
Fuck right off Joseco

>>252286105
Go on...

>>252319218
Sauce?

>>252328653
images.google.com

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>>252328797
Except i did that already,and it gives me this

>>252307510

Hey, I know this story! It's from animegirldesp!

Plagiarism!

>>252329247

>I know this erotic scat story!

>>252270742
mold it be it

>>252270742
Maybe it's Mabelene.

>>252282621
no it isn't

>>252311830
nah they look amazing most of the time

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>>252328072
"omfg mario do i look like i care"