Why is Princess Peach the naughtiest and lewdest girl?
id eat her poop.
because all the boos in the games are the ghosts of her aborted fetuses
don't 404, this thread is relevant to my interests.
Oh, and have some content while I'm asking for things
Because no matter how many times she gets herself kidnapped, Mario still won't give her the d. He just eats some cake then goes back to Brooklyn. Peach is left sexually repressed and Bowser ain't gonna help her because he's queer.
No matter what, that pose will just remind me of Piccolo.
>people keep posting a shitty picture I made for a drawthread once when I was bored as fuck
Not sure how I feel about this
>mfw masturbating to that flash platformer with a scene of peach in rosie's see-through dress, with maximum breast size, covered in semen, peeing in a toilet and touching herself.
>lurking Punch-Out thread
>some anon said something about Peach almost becoming one of Little Mac's opponents
>immediately imagined Peach in boxing gloves and pink boxing shorts
My dick will never be soft ever again.
peach untold tale. theres like 20 different variations.
Peach is pure.
I don't blame you, they're both shitty generic cartoon blondes.
Pic related is a design where a minimum effort was put into.
The only things Peach is meant for are
courting involving long walks on the beach at night, coitus with leglock and hand holding in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, cuddling and sleeping with, starting a family with, and then growing old together watching the Mushroom Kingdom flourish.
PPPPU tier list:
The one where Peach smiles
Rosalina cowgirl style
reverse cowgirl positions
the ones with Peach making weird faces like that of which you'd see if you were to pull up a video of tropes vs. women in gaming and pause and look at Anita's face mid sentence
>lewd but acts entirely innocent and oblivious to her own sex appeal
The best kind of personality and character.
If you're hoping I have more posts like that on my profile (that post doesn't even show up on my profile because it's in the private /v/ community), I'm disappointed to say that that's it.
Private doesn't necessarily mean "completely unmoderated", but yeah, there are private communities. Last I checked, the /v/ Mario Kart 8 community doesn't have nearly as much lewd as I expected.
Please prove me wrong /v/
Peach fidgeted on the throne. She listened patiently as the toad representative before her droned on.
“Furthermore, there have been reports of increased numbers of piranha plants in the region, making the roads unsafe for travel. We believe this may be connected to the recent heavy rainfall…”
The princess idly twisted her golden hair around one finger while shifting her derriere around in the seat. It wasn’t that she minded sitting here, after all, that was her job as ruler, but it was just so dull. And it didn’t help that she had to visit the bathroom.
Folding her hands in her lap demurely, she lifted up her backside. *pooot* That… was a little louder than she had intended, but at least it helped to release the pressure. The next break from court was still an hour away and Peach wasn’t sure she could make it. Another gurgle came from her stomach.
“Uh…um, *ahem!*” Peach glanced around nervously to see if her unplanned emission had ruffled any feathers. The representative was looking up from his list of grievances with an expression of mild disbelief, but at a pointed glance from Peach he went back to reading them aloud. Everyone else in the court followed his lead and went back to business as usual.
I…I can’t believe I got away with that! Oh my stars but that is ripe! Phew! How could they not notice? I suppose they think they’re better off pretending.
“Hee…heeheehee! Mm-hm-hm-hm-hm!” Peach began to giggle slightly under her breath. She had to admit, it was…kind of exhilarating, to be able to act like this with impunity.
*prrrrrrtt*, *poooooooooooot*, *braaaaap*
With each fart, the smile hidden behind her gloved hand grew a little bit wider and her whole body shook a little bit more with laughter, until her yellow hair was bouncing and her bosoms jiggled up and down slightly. Basking in this perverse pleasure, she lifted her rear off the throne and pushed down hard for one big toot.
Suddenly, the noise came to an end and Peach’s face registered an expression of wide-eyed surprise. Rather than the volumes of gas she had previously been expelling, she felt her former breakfast lining up for exit.
Ah! It feels like my fun has come to an end. …or has it?
An unobtrusive but seductive thought entered her mind. True, she had run out of flatulence, but why should that keep her from her thrills? Maybe…just maybe, she could take it a little bit further.
Well, I am a princess, I’ve had people cleaning up after me since I was a child…if they did it once, they could do it again, right? And besides, the next break is over a half an hour away…I might not be able to hold it that long!
Looking around nervously at her attendants, she slowly lifted herself from the seat. She grasped the edges of her silky pink dress and slowly, slowly lifted it up to reveal her pristine white panties covered with cute green 1-up mushrooms. A quest gasp went up from the court at seeing the princess so shamelessly reveal her innermost undergarments, but of course, there was nothing they could do to stop her, and she couldn’t help but crack a smile.
If you liked that, you’ll love this…
She started to bear down with all of her stomach muscles, and had to admit that it felt odd, especially since it seemed to require much more effort than before. Peach tried hard to gather up all of her courage.
Just…pretend it’s a big fart.
She wrinkled her nose with exertion and her sphincter started to open. It was now or never.
A really, really big fart!
She could feel the mass of fecal matter moving sinuously through her lower regions. The very tip slowly began to emerge from her body, and her nose wrinkled even more as her brow knitted in a look of intense concentration. She bent a little bit more at the knees and squeezed her entire body like a toothpaste tube.
“Ungh….uuuuungh…ooooooh…” Now that she was bearing down on the big log in earnest, the sheer size of it astonished her. As it touched the seat of her panties a little electric thrill went through her.
Aaah…ooooh, wow! It’s so…huuuuuge…yeah…that is good! I couldn’t stop now even if I wanted to!
She clutched her stomach and doubled over. Almost immediately, her ears were treated to an amazingly loud crackling sound as the unstoppable force of her bowel movement pushed against her yielding cotton panties.
Oh, I can’t believe I’m using my panties as a toilet in front of everybody! It’s so bad...and yet…ooooooooooh!
“Mmmmph! Aaah…” Peach relaxed as her labor ended and the waste began to move of its own accord. The sound, like someone sitting on a beanbag chair, continued as a thick, soft log eased its way out effortlessly. Then she felt a tingling sensation.
“Time for a whiz!” she chirped as she relaxed her bladder. Hiking her skirts up just a little higher, a yellow stream went straight through her thin panties and arced several feet forward to make warm, golden waterfalls on the steps leading up to the dais.
Releasing the muscles she normally kept closed without even thinking about it brought her to new plateaus of pleasure. I feel so light! Like I could just float off the ground and drift away! These ruminations were interrupted by a loud fart and a thick slopping sound as the princess continued to empty her ballast.
Finally, the spectacle came to an end. The members of the court looked on in utter silence. The princess was a sight to behold; her panties and dress were smeared with waste, front and back, obscuring most of the 1up mushroom designs, and she smelled like a well-used outhouse.
“I seem to have had a slight accident.” She said with perfect calm. Peach clapped her hands twice. “I will require servants to wash me and fetch a change of clothing!” The attendants snapped out of their reverie as they scurried about their business once more.
One week later…
Princess Peach, ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, sat on her throne once more. She looked remarkably at ease, but as usual, she was enduring another session of the Kingdom’s politics. This time it was an uneventful lecture on the economics of coin inflation. Peach looked resplendent once again in her elegant pink dress, but her chin was resting on one hand and her eyelids were beginning to droop. Suddenly, her eyes shot open and she sat bolt upright. Her prim and proper back sloped down to where her rounded buttocks rested on the seat. She couldn’t help but feel a flutter of excitement: she would finally be able to test out her new “throne”!
The princess had been taught one basic lesson after last week’s “accident”. In the following days, she had been told at great length that poop, especially her poop, was to go in the toilet. Contrary to these instructions, she had not taken the opportunity to void herself in the preceding week. It looked like that was about to change.
She began by emitting a barely audible fart. She leaned forward and crossed her arms over her belly. “Mmmmmm-uuhh!” Plop! Her total weight had the weight of one hunk of her poo subtracted from it. She wiggled to fit her derriere firmly on the seat and wrinkled up her nose. She was rewarded with the splashes and plops of her continued defecation upon the new toilet throne. “Oooee!” She lifted up her dress and began to fan it vigorously up and down, exposing onlookers to the sight of her shapely legs and milk white rump, as well as the uniquely feminine scent of her feces. Lifting her dress even more, she stood up and squatted over the bowl in preparation for the grand finale. She screwed up her delicate features into a look of utmost concentration.
“Hrmmm…Hmmm…Ungh! Aaaah…” Visible to all, a huge, knobbly turd began to emerge from between her ample cheeks. It continued to vacate her bowels, with a few pauses for pushing, over the course of half a minute. Amidst a loud crackling noise it grew, and grew, and grew, until it was at least a foot long. Then, after much huffing and puffing, it finally dropped into the bowl with a ker-PLUNK of epic proportions. The princess’ bosom heaved with a huge sigh of relief as she sat back on her throne: panting, legs spread, utterly exhausted.
Flushing was out of the question.
After a minute, a wonderful idea came to Peach. She ordered some royal stationary and a pen brought to her. She began to write: “Dear Mario, I just took a HUUUUGE dump!” The princess looked this sentence over, then looked down between her thighs at the massive mound of “Princess Fudge” (as she liked to call it) that she had produced. She crumpled that sheet into a ball, dropped it between her legs and began writing on a new one.
“Dear Mario, please come to the castle as soon as possible. I have a surprise for you! Love, Peach” After some consideration, she added, “P.S. Bring your plunger…”
I've had dumps like that.
Like the one I took a week after out-patient surgery. Got prescribed a shit-ton of Percocet for the pain...and the Doc forgot about stool softeners.
So, I was out of it for a week and fucking high as a kite, and then I finally noticed I had to take a shit.
I was in there for over forty-five fucking minutes pushing a log the size of Connecticut out of my god-damned asshole.
Women wanna say I don't know what child birth is like? Got news for ya, I do. I birthed a seven pound TURD without the benefit of water breaking to lube-up squat.
Then I had to go find something to wrap around my hand and arm so I could reach into the bowl to squish the turd up so it'd flush, 'cause the plunger wasn't doing shit to cut that shit. God-damned turd was almost hard as a fucking rock.
And because of that, I blew out my anal sphincter. Every time I took a shit for the next several months I'd BLEED from my asshole.
Even today, decades later, I have to go back into the bathroom a few hours after shitting to wipe my ass again because I don't have a working sphincter to keep the after run-off from trying to escape.
God-Damned Fucking Doctors.
Arthur Saxon, please.
noo Skyward sword zelda had that nasty squidward tentacle nose.
any zelda but that zelda
Don't kid yourself, it wasn't that bad.
>Sexualizing the Peach
But that's missing the whole appeal of her. Can't you all appreciate the clothes? The pink, regal dress? That's practically her character, what makes her Peach.
I like where this thread is going
You guys have any pandalinks for nice doujins of Peach/noseZelda?
dont kid YOURself, schnozzilla
Someone clearly has issues with concepts of beauty.
Hell no am I reading that shit! Summarize it in one word.
>Can't you all appreciate the clothes?
I sure appreciate her biker outfit.
>twisting the words around
Now you're just being immature.
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Guys come on, do I really have to do all the work here?
Peach is my waifu just because of how simple her design and personality is.
Plus the fan art of her really helps.
Never has this line ever been this accurate.
Did anyone save the story anon posted itt about Peach shitting herself?
Save it quickly and spread it as needed.
Enjoying it. Don't feel bad. If it makes you feel any better, I have a diaperfetish and this story is relevant to me in some way, so I should be the one asking that. Especially with the things I've drawn as well. It's just.......fuck, man..../v/ at night brings out the real you.
I don't have a problem having fetishes, I do enjoy the ones I have plenty.
It does concern me though that at some point in life I'd like to have a romantic relationship with someone and that my fetishes are reaching extents that might very well get in the way at this point.
I mean it's not diapers for me, it's "only" soft vore I guess right? A little, tiny bit of guro at times? Like, with loli you know?
I end up having small cases of guilt about it, then I stop caring and become suddenly okay with it again.
It's pretty much made me more tolerant to others' fetishes. I'm more happy about that since I don't share the normalfag mentality of something sounds "sick" and instead find it interesting what people enjoy.
Like, maybe 10 years ago, I'd find >>252308269 to sound weird, but instead I find it intriguing and have no reason to judge him about it. If anything, I'd love to hear more about it and hear others' fetishes and the reasons behind it.
Agreed, it's closer to the "fan art peach" than usual
Official Peach looks good in 2D art and in Smash. In 3D Mario there's something that happens to not make it work, and when I say 3D Mario I mean games where she has a 3D model, so even something like NSMB suffers that issue.
I think Daisy has the same issue for the most part.
Rosalina seems to work in 2D and 3D though. If I had to guess why, it's probably because they designed her for a 3D Mario game.
It Peach still fun in SSB4? I started playing Melee on Dolphin but the ones I played with friends most were 64 and Brawl. Coming straight from Capcom fighters, I like her because with floating and turnips I'm always pushing buttons so it's crazy and the bitch hits hard. I can't believe how much I missed out on Peach and Ganon.
I seriously hope she's good otherwise it's back to Ness, Bowser and hopefully Ganondorf. But DAMN was Bowser fun to play in the new one.
Doesn't Peach look pretty decent in the Smash games and MK8 though?
3D gets the point across with Peach in that she's a cute princess. For me though, I think the general style doesn't really work as well. Might be the eyes, but I think its her face/head shape and the lips that bug me with her in 3D. I mean she doesn't bug me too much but it's still something I could never shake off. In Daisy's case, it's the head shape and the eyes.
One thing I definitely noticed when I first played SMG is that Rosalina didn't bug me like the other two had since... beginning of the Gamecube era, I think. Pretty sure it's because they toned down on the lips for her, gave her a slimmer face, and gave her more "realistic" eyes (not oval shaped, basically). I also wanna say her head is shaped better proportionally to her body but I think that's on a game-to-game basis.
Not really much of a change in MK8, but Smash goes a totally different way with her. They tone the lipstick down on Smash Peach and give more emphasis on her cheeks. I think it's supposed to push the princess look or something.
Sakurai's portrayal of her is the only reason I like Peach.
Well, that and pppu.swf but that came later.
>Sakurai's portrayal of her is the only reason I like Peach
>Where have you been? Peach wasn't even playable in the demo build
Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot since I was only focused on playing Bowser. I had so much of Brawl spoiled for me I tried to avoid knowing much about the others, or even playing them. I figured I just missed Peach but now that makes sense.
i still can't believe that there are people out there who absolutely despise Peach simply for being a cute and girly character.
The kind that goes on and on how she is nothing more then a damsel in distress, and then ignores her roles in SM rpg or her own game.
The kind of pathetic landwhales that feel threatened by her virtual, cartoon beauty.
I once even meet a
guywho said that Shiggy is the cancer killing video games, even comparing him to a rapist.
Ignoring the nose; straight bangs have to be the worst fucking thing ever. They looks so fucking retarded. They're like the mullet of feminine haircuts.
>tfw liking Peach and Rosalina
Don't have any particular attachment to Daisy but she's a'ight.
He was a friend of a friend from a college, i got close to revealing my power level to him, but, you know, arguing with a modern, limp wrist white knight faggots parroting the latest drivel they hear from
Anitaisn't really smart.
Talking to a brick wall would have more effect.
Oh, I thought fapping to all three would be obvious. I was thinking more on their own where I like Peach from the RPGs and Rosalina from the Galaxy games and her just generally being my favorite to play as in the games she shows up in (Mario Kart, 3D World, looks like she'll be fun in Smash Bros too). Of the three, Rosalina's my favorite both for the girls section and of the overall cast, a bit above Bowser.
Don't really play enough of the spinoffs for Daisy, and there isn't much to get from SML either there. I did like using the Daisy skin for Peach in Smash Bros though.
The funny thing is that as much as people complain about girly characters in the post-Anita age (and Anita herself featured Peach wearing Mario's outfit as one of her flagship images), Peach is actually quite an outlier in terms of design. Sure most playable females are feminine or attractive in other ways, but they usually have some tomboyish elements and wear shirts/pants, shorts or armour.
Anita makes a big deal about Peach wearing a dress when she's one of the ONLY playable females in gaming who does. I can't even think of another off the top of my head that isn't part of the Mario franchise or Zelda. I'm sure they exist, but I'd be surprised if any of them were more main stream than Tomb Raider, Mirror's Edge and the like.
The truth comes out in that they hate her for being cliche' really means that they know nothing of videogames. She's a fairytale cliche, but NOT a videogame cliche'. And the only company I know that does Princesses other than Nintendo is Disney (Dreamworks doesn't really count) and Disney aren't generally known for games as a whole.
Not to mention that the Toad people are based on 1001 nights arabs, complete with turbans, vests and puffy pants and yet they said, unironically, that Mario world needs more diversity because Italian plumbers, dragon people, mushroom people, talking gorillas and fat jews aren't divers enough.
since when has Peach shown this much skin?
I saw it on t-shirts when I went to a con once. It's probably some parody thing, like pic related.
i thought peach was the sexiest in the basketball game.
white mage was amazing too.
Agreed, she's fuckin sexy in that game. (Daisy was too, for once)
>These glutes were made for jumpin'
>and that's just what they'll do
2D art generally looks better, but even then it can look just as soulless as it's 3D ones.
I think she looks brilliant in the 2D Sports art.
Her general 2D style can look rather plastic though.
My favorite Peach is from the Mario & Luigi games.
She is also really nice in the sports titles, especially Super Mario Strikers.
i really disagree. her 2d art is all generally fantastic. if youre talking about the spp shot there, thats pretty ironic considering all she does is show emotion in that game, and thats for intents and purposes her neutral look in that game.
Trophies specifically state her as female
>The persona Zelda adopted to escape from Ganondorf. She completely hid all traces of her Zelda identity and appeared to Link as the last member of the Sheikah tribe. She taught Link essential ocarina melodies and then vanished in an instant. She didn't appear very often rather, she would show up to support Link in crucial situations.
>She once walked around naked.
Except i did that already,and it gives me this