Best of /v/

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>>252252445

>>252252827
That's true though. Water, unless filtered excessively, is almost never clear in a natural environment. The water we drink is usually treated with any variety of chemicals, and is ran through multiple filters. Many lakes and rivers have colors that can be green, brown, or blue. There are very few exceptional cases where water is naturally clear.

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>>252253015

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>>252255398
>Dean Domino's

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>>252255126
>(You)
Nice blog

>>252256098
Oh boy I sure love these "best of /tv/" threads

Anyone have the 'No Dayz Later' collage?

>>252256092
I just saved it I didnt post it

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>>252252445
Fucking sonyggers get btfo.

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a classic

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>all these posts from 2014

>>252256184
I liked Jessie too

>best of /v/
>thread from this year
Every fucking time.

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always cracks me up

>>252256371
but the person that posted it just typed up a fake story, why would you continue posting false pasta

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>>252256617
fucking cry and complain but don't post anything worth a dick

every fucking time

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> mfw someone gathers reaction images in the screencaps

its the equivalent of a laughtrack. fuck you.

>>252257137
>she beats me

yea maybe ill throw a game to get her randy but...

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>>252256626
Because i'm sure everyone wants to look at this shit for millionth time. Here. Fuck you.
>inb4 >2009

>>252256548
Where does it say they're a sonygger though?

>>252254387
I don't get it.

>>252257137
Homosuck is shit. Filtered.

>>252257515
People in the thread were saying OP was a sonygger because he tried to shitpost about xbox. He may or may not be one though but he's still pretty sad.

i didn't laugh at any of the shit that has been posted, /v/ is dead.

>>252256748
>/v/ is one person
>console wars

>>252256623
I thought Jessie was a guy for the longest time when i was a kid

>>252254542
depends on what you're calling water
"water" the chemical is h2o, which is naturally clear
"water" as it is normally seen in nature is a mixture of chemical water and a bunch of other shit

it's just ambiguous is all

>>252256748
Is that for real?

>>252257446
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQTmcD9vVYc
>comments are disabled for this video

>>252256253
They're all just bad bane threads.

I wish those faggots would contain it there, That shit is so fucking annoying on /v/

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>>252258167
no its for fake

>>252257324
most of the time it feels like its just one dude dumping his entire reaction folder just so he can feel like he was finally part of something

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>>252258230

>>252256617
Literally every post in this thread is from 2014. What the fuck date do you expect?

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>>252258621

>>252256748
>>252254387
Some Sony fanboy was desperate enough to validate himself and his console ownership he made these
>Two games barely anyone actually cares about

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>>252252445

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>>252258721

>>252256409
FUCK TIME TO LEAVE

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>>252258831

>>252256617
>complaining about new shit
>sad pepe
2010+fag go

>>252254342

The only food analogy that actually makes sense.

>>252258791
>barely anyone cares about
>multiple persona threads daily

Buttblasted nintenyearold detected

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>>252258954

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>>252258831
What's happening?

>>252256617
>>252256626

you're forgetting these threads are just for redditors to farm OC to repost for upvotes

>>252259182
Long story short, /v/ discovered a couple of fat feminists, so they sent them massive make your own pizza kits.

>>252259262
>/v/
it's clearly /pol/ in the image

>>252259182
GodBlessHitler was on the news

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>>252259352
Same thing.

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>>252259493

>>252258831
he did a great job, it's a shame his account got suspended

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OC

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>>252259625

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>>252259818

>>252257636
>No reactions

Almost, anon. Almost.

>>252259757
what is that

did he lose his hand or something

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>>252259938

>>252257324
I fear the day that I become this jaded. I feel it fast approaching.

>>252258831
>best of /v/ thread
>posts /pol/

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>>252260056

Reddit thread.

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>>252259758
I remember this thread

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>>252260069
What's the difference?

>>252258806
i like how everyone just kept asking after that one guy got quads.

>>252260184
nintendogaf, they said
fromsoftgaf, they said

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>>252260152

>>252260184
This pic is fucking stupid, who made this shit

>>252256617
Because all the old ones are filled with unfunny memes ruined by reddit now

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>>252260402

>>252260238
>>252259758
I don't get it.

>>252259493
that one's actually pretty good.
normally stay out of these threads because it's mostly shit but thanks for that.

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>>252255507

>>252259757
I thought it was a fleshlight tbh

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>>252260354
anon
we are in nintendogaf

>>252260184
this is a shit image
>implying "neo" is in "nintendo"
>literally "no u"

>>252260524
its 2spooky

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>>252258831
>That "Mein Neger" reaction pic
I made this, and everytime I see it posted, my day gets just a little bit brighter.

>>252260524
say it out loud

>>252260607
we are idorts you dumb cunt.

>>252257446
Introducing the musical version:
https://soundcloud.com/jetkick/has-anyone-really-been

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>>252252445

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This thread was spectacular

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The Fagatron saga was a great time.

>>252260875
isn't this the webm with that dick injected with saline?

>>252260875

what was it?

>>252258608

>tfw when I was 12 and discovered ejaculation and all that shit I dry humped my dog because I was a fucking dumb horny kid

Goddamn I was a fucking idiot kid.

>>252260958
yep, thats the one

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>>252260875
all it was was a giant dick getting licked

>>252257446
Oh man, Conduit. That game was utter shit and I loved it. The same with the second. It deserves credit just for that ending. The asspull to end all asspulls.

>>252260982
http://a.pomf.se/xkrfcr.webm

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>>252260184
oh god, this is amazing

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>>252261005
Is this you?

>>252258806
>2014
>quads

>>252261064
no, that one was a giant dick getting fucked by another, smaller dick
shit was natsy

>>252261005
was it at least female?

>>252260541
that was probably the best thing to happen to /v/ next to that guy dressed up as mario fucking his gf dressed as yoshi

>>252260875
oh, thats the one where aa guys fucks another guys dick, its pretty funny

>>252260893
All time GOAT

Anyone have /v/'s reaction to Bayo 2 being a Wii U exclusive?

>>252261181
Listen you faggots report and hide thread
its literally redditors looking for stuff to post on reddit for upvotes

>>252261350
no

>>252260875
>those anons trying to make a /v/chan in the ghost posting
That was a fucking great thread

>>252256409
shit man I'm tempted to try sneaking into the kitchen and getting a snack now

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>>252261173
this is stirring some things I havent thought about ina while

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>>252260504

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>>252260919
oh god I remember that
3 spooky 5 me

>>252260958
>dick injected with saline
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET BOI
gonna try find that video now

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>>252261658
And that's all I got people.

>>252261149

N-no.

>>252261129

Nope, I never fucked furniture

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>>252261812
that's no good

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>>252261126
Is he just in the foreskin or is he actually fucking the urethra?

>>252261610
do it and hear your knees falling apart

>>252256409
I'm in the kitchen right now. Too fucking easy.

>>252261984
some things man is not prepared to know

it is better this way

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>>252261658

>>252261798
Dude, it's right there

>http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/i/v/image/1401/34/1401349002083.webm

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>>252261281
>made me laugh/10

>>252260607
Weren't all E3 threads apart from the sticky banned so that normal threads could live?

>>252260741
no one gives a flying fuck, it's an anonymous imageboard. gb2 /reddit/ faggot

I like how most of these have a bunch of reaction posts that contribute nothing to the joke or the posts the image is focused on. Who honestly cares about how all these other people feel and their Christian Bale reaction pics? Do people on this board actually need other people to tell them how they're supposed to react to the image?

>>252262171
I need to know, it might make radiohead hentai anatomically accurate.

>>252254217
We've reached a point where instead of banning shitposters, we flood him with reaction images, screencap it, and post it.
We live in a sad age.

>>252252445
arent you 16 years old or something? are you the kid who posts all this crap to reddit after?

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>>252256548
Mfw i remember that thread

>>252256574
>that guy thinking the vita would overtake anything in sales

>>252262538
You have to admit, that shitpost was pretty funny.

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Fun thread

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>>252258391
Why am I laughing so hard

>>252258791
Keep jumpin for them grapes, kid.

>>252262289
nah I'm looking for the youtube video of some guy with boobs dressed up as a woman in a lab coat doing some public service announcement or something (title was something like that) he said something like "never before seen in the wild" and it repeated several times, zooming in closer and closer to his lipsticked mouth before he ran off down the street and into his apartment.
He almost immediately took off his skirt and started playing with is flabby stomach and microdick before setting up an IV line into his scrotum to fill it up (to near bursting) then got back in front of the mirror and started playing with his massive balloon of a scrotum.

>>252256574
How's that going for yah?

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>>252253015

>>252254217
i chortled for like ten seconds

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>>252256574
this fucking post right here

>>252257137
I always lose to her at Sanic All Star Racing. No butt teasing tho.

>>252260607
Getting banned because you voiced your unpopular opinion, Jesus fuck those mods and their mothers.

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sometimes I just go watch my archive folder to make my day a bit better

link me to your livejournal anon

>>252260607
Oh shit sonyggers, I didn't know you got banned just for voicing your opinions, fuck I thought you guys were shitposting for no reason, I'm sorry mods are faggots

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>>252264070

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>>252264069
archived? I know what it is, just isnt the same without the reactions have some old OC

>>252254217
does anyone have /int/ what is what cap?

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>>252264330
Why did this one make me laugh the most, jesus

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>>252258164
Even natural water can sometimes be virtually crystal clear

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>>252264330

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>>252255398
>someone screencapped my post

>>252264574
if you think about it posting on 4chan sometimes sounds like being drunk with a bunch of friends

>>252264720
Why was that video used in the article? Like, did it have anything to do with the subject?

>>252264720
I was in that thread, that was fucking glorious

>>252259182
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/lindsey-averill-fat-acceptance-death-threats

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not /v/, but funny. capped from a couple days ago.

>>252264958
Aye, it was some audio of a firefight if I remember correctly.
Also, in the same day we got Snake Eater on the news.

>>252264668
Ye mate

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>>252257515
Because Nintendo fanboys are little angels and there's no such thing as an unbiased shitposter.

Yes, I'm still a little assblasted from getting janitor'd for "flamewar" after calling out a blatant Nintenyearold shitpost earlier.

>>252256409
Managed to wrestle almost half of a twizzler from the pack in the fridge before i had to scurry off as I heard my dad say "Who is dare"(sic) in broken english

>>252264049
OP was banned because intentionally trying to stir up shit is against the rules.

>>252264049
Yeah. they are deleting several post lately. I was banned 2 times for 3 days for absolutely nothing. /v/ is getting worse and worse. seems they want to become a reddit.

>>252265641
no no no

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>>252265087
What the fuck nigga

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>>252265702

>>252258806
>That bastard with the quads

simply ebic thread you guys!!!!!

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There's only one answer, /v/.

>>252265875
ebin post friend +1 upvote you sure showed them

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>>252259757
>he's browsing /k/ and /a/

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>>252265829

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Every time.

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>>252255126
That's from /mu/ you fuckwit

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>>252263256
>roof-sized hole in the roof

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>>252260607
>inb4 b&

>>252260043
no one fucking cares about reactions

>tacking 15 posts onto the end of a picture showing peoples EPIC reaction pic dumping

fuck off

>>252265434
>saying that Nintendo didn't win e3 is stirring up shit
/v/ is literally close to being as bad as reddit.

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man why does /tg/ always has the best stories

>>252266471
I don't know for some reason I always seem to lose my shit in laughter when I see a whole ton of epic reactions.

>>252266663
>the update
c:

>>252255581

god fuck im crying here

>>252264328
I dun geddit

>>252266834
Post number

>>252266663
that's the most badass thing ever

>>252266834
That many people responded to that baitpost.

It's not rocket science.

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>>252264532
This?

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>>252264763
>Now I don't know when they started letting woman carry rocket launchers...

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>>252266995
I have another one from one of their random encounter threads

>>252252445
>/v/
That's /vp/ you stupid nigger.

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>>252263565
whoa

>>252261852
>>252261852
fucking decimated

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>>252264532
I do.

>>252266556
If trying to shit on Nintendo by using vague generalizations and slurs is your idea of "discussion" or "saying that they didn't win" then you would be literally retarded.

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>>252259818
>best of /v/
>shows best of /a/

>>252257332
To get her what? You fucking brits and your retarded language

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>>252266663
>>252267106

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>>252267327
>/a/ having a best

>>252266663
/tg/ is fucking silly as shit

Does anyone have that story of how like... there was a DnD group, one of the members collected a bunch of useless items, turned himself into a lich, the rest of the group banished him, the lich began thinking of himself as not real (or something) so he eventually over the course of hundreds of years willed himself in/out of existence, then freed himself and fought the decedents of the original heroes.

That one is fucking amazing,

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/r/ing 'the grumpy dumpies'

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>>252260607
> BUT MUH CONSOLEWARS
You/Him deserved it. I hope they ban more nintendrones and sonygers, that would be cool.

>>252267251
It doesn't matter what "slurs" he uses or how he worded it. He didn't break any rules that deemed him to be banned. They could have at least delete the thread if it started getting shitposty. If OP's thread had been about Microsoft or Sony I guarantee you he wouldn't have been banned.

>>252267509
>monster hunter general

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>>252267509

>>252267647
Jesus, stories like this make me happy my family is boring and normal.

>>252263437

this so fucking much

>>252267983
i dont get it

>>252259262
That's actually kinda sad, since now people will see her as a martyr.
The difference between /v/ and /pol/ is that /v/ is at least aware of how stupid it is.

>>252262538
>no fun allowed

>>252260607
> Using reaction images
> All that Butthurt
What an obnoxious shit. With the first post was MORE THAN FUCKING enough.

>>252260607
>muh victim complex
>Nintendogaf
Seriously, stop this shit, don't shitpost, don't go out of your way to piss people off, don't try to start console wars. It's that fucking simple. You don't need to be an asshole just because nobody can see your face.
Even though that is pretty fucked how the mods reacted.

>>252258831
My local radio station covered this as news.

It got thrown in with "and some people are sending the fattitude documentary makers death threats"
>some people
who?

>>252268192
he dressed up like a crazy wizard and gave a fantasy nerd a medallion

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>>252267612
I'm afraid not, but I DO have some of the remnants of our Omegle raids.

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>>252267612
no but I got this one

>>252265963
BTFO
T
F
O

>>252267889
>He didn't break any rules
Apparently you are literally retarded.
>Flaming/flagrant "fanboyism"/etc. will not be tolerated.
>Threads should not devolve into flamewars. Instigating or encouraging such activity will not be tolerated.
>Don't shitpost.
He broke multiple rules, all of which are grounds for a ban. He made vague and intentionally inflammatory comments with the intention of stirring up shit and he got banned for it. Whether or not it would happen in other cases is absolutely fucking irrelevant; he broke the rules and he got banned.

>>252265969
oh fuck someone actually capped it, i missed half of the thread.

>>252260184
Lol

>>252262225
I know what this sounds like just from the link.

>>252268404
the usual /b/ edgelords jumping at the chance to show off their edgelord power level
either that or /pol/ cares more about fat people than the documentary hamplanets do

>>252256184
>he refreshed the page to get that post, topped his post and captcha and his post uploaded
>all in 4 seconds

Samefag as shit

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>>252260184

Fucking saved.

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>>252268475
>omegle raids
Oh boy

>>252261610

>ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

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>>252268839

Not an image, but it was from an Omegle thread:

"Sorry, don't have the pic anymore but I copypastad it into notepad for some reason. Was probably drunk at the time.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Vidya Gaems.
Stranger: WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES RIGHT NOW
You: Are you ready to save the world?
Stranger: From Metal Gear?
You: -Yes
You: -No
Stranger: -Yes
You: Great, just leave this peaceful village to get a gem from my friend in Next Town
Stranger: Wait wait wait
Stranger: what class am I?
Stranger: I want to be a dual weilding 2H warrior
You: you're a cute 7 year old girl who only knows healing spells
Stranger: Nigga thats kawaii
Stranger: I CAST MAGIC MISSILE
You: not a healing spell
Stranger: I CAST MAGIC HEALING MISSILE
You: you have no MP, try using an MP restore
Stranger: I CAST MP RESTORE
Stranger: DID I SAVE THE WORLD YET?
Stranger: HOW MUCH DLC CAN I BUY?
You: You have no MP restores, maybe you can buy one from the shop
Stranger: God damn it man
Stranger: this is the worst RPG
You: fuck you
Stranger: MAKE IT MORE ENTERTAINING
You: buy an MP restore faggot
Stranger: FINE JEEZ
Stranger: I BUY AN MP RESTORE
Stranger: HOW MANY SPELLS DO I GET PER DAY?
Stranger: WHAT ARE MY DICE ROLLS
Stranger: ?
You: You have no money, but the shop keeper says you can do some "favors" to get one free
Stranger: I pull out my dick, and kill the shop keeper with it, steal all his mp restores and take a bath in them!
You: >you have no dick, you picked female in the main menu
Stranger: YOU PICKED THE CLASS AND RACE FOR ME DUDE
Stranger: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DUAL WIELD YET
You: Sorry, we've detected pirated software on your computer. Please uninstall and purchase a copy of our game right away.
Stranger: Fuck Origin
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

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http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/thread/245483678/#245483678

http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/thread/245499925/#245499925

http://boards.deniableplausibility.net/v/thread/245515007#p245522713

Worth the reads, trust me

>>252268531
>don't even crack a smile
>chris rock at end
>nearly die

jesus fuck perfect

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>>252266785

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>>252268941

>>252258954
>poop bus

i'm too old to still be on /v/ when I remember this shit

>>252254542
>There are very few exceptional cases where water is naturally clear.

chemically pure water is clear

shut the fuck up, you contrarian mental midget

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>>252268475
It's too much fun to piss off ERPers.

>>252265969
>one of patriks lines is spoilered
DROPPED
R
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P
P
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>>252258213
I've seen so many iterations of all these names they never are funny.