Gather round, ye children.
It's time for a text adventure.
quote my psot.
highest final post number within 1 minute of the first rpely is the winner.
Well one is a physical action and the other is a mental one. We might not be able to shoot 4 guys in the time a single turn takes, but maybe we could shoot one guy, and then think about shooting another.
And I wanted a pizza. But can't all have what we want all the time.
>OP spends a bunch of time planning this adventure coming up with a backstory and everything
>Gets ruined by a couple of shitposts
Be honest, OP, do these things ever disappoint you?
for the most part. when i stop having fun, i'll sometimes
throw an incredibly powerful enemy at you and see what you do.
No matter how old I get retarded text adventures always make me lose it. Thanks OP.
This is satire at its finest.
Makes me glad I helicopter dicked us to death in the first adventure
Just before we actually get anything done we die.
I love it.