Imagine if this gets multiplayer like Conker's BFD. Weapons hidden on map corners and using them until you grab another one.
Also, Splatoon thread. Please no shitposting
Boy, fucking Splatoon sure was flavor of the week.
This shit is DoA.
One, he's using an image that was created for shitpost threads
Two, we haven't had any new information on this fucking game since E3, please stop talking about it so we aren't associated with the other half of the crossover in OP's pic.
>I haven't seen a single one, actually.
It's a shit game after all
The sweet irony wil be that Splatoon, a game obviously intended for a younger audience, will actually attract your 18-20something people because all the twelve-year-olds will still stick to Cawadooty and Battlefield.
>hey guys let's talk about the game
>WOOOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REPORT THREAD SAGE HIDE!!
We can see who the real shitposters are.
>Wait a minute... that colour scheme
>Stop talking about this game
Whoa, guys. Guess we're dealing with the boss over here.
Yeah, basically. They said that the paint roller shown in the trailers/montages would be a sort of selectable special/super weapon and that there would be different guns that have different rates of fire and ink splotch sizes and such.
They didn't go into a ton of detail, but pre-game loadout customization is confirmed as well as super weapons like the paint roller.
I've seen this character somewhere before
Roller is not a special weapon. It's just a normal weapon. Watch the ign interview.
I thought it was some kind of special weapon. Does it deal damage? How does it affect movement? Can you jump with it? What are the pros and cons?
It sounds like it may be overpowered, or underpowered, or lead to a really fun asset to a team. I imagine players would have one dedicated roller to go through and cover ground, while being pocketed by more offensive classes. Maybe I understand it wrong.
I'm really looking forward to playing this with /v/
>Wii U inevitably gets opened up to homebrew/hacking/whatnot
>some dude makes a nude texture mod for the characters
>also retextures tentacles and paint guns to look like dicks
>all of the "ink" is turned white
It looks like it does pretty massive damage. Probably a one- or two-hit-kill. Best uses I can see for it are laying paths and ambushing enemies.
Bitches be forgetting about niggas hiding in the walls.
>Single roller comes rolling into mid
>Other team chuckles
>What they don't know is that the rest of the team is hiding in the ink behind the roller
>The raping commences
I see fun things coming out of this.
I'd like it if they had a selection of different clothes and equipment that determined attributes like walk/run speed, reload speed, aiming speed, swimming speed in addition to a choice of loadouts and specials.
So that's a 100% chance then?
so is Splatoon in the same universe as Mario?
"Mario playing Wolf3D" would probably fit better
reddit-tier neckbeards that act like a bunch of feminists or oppressed negros.
being /mlp/ goer is fine, but
>watching pony shit
Oh god, it's already happening.
I don't know why his post got deleted... I agree with him though.
MLP isn't as bad as this loli bullshit.
I'm gonna force this drugs in my prison wallet.
Is the artstyle of a good superhero comic artist.
I just want to talk about the game.
What do girl toys have anything to do with it?
I'm curious if matches will always randomize your colors, or if you can choose a team color and fight opponents of the opposite.
I agree. I'm clueless what you're all getting at.
And this is why you can't discuss anything on here.
/v/ is just shitposting. Why? I don't know, people too bored? Autistic assholes really angry at everything? Kids that think it's really cool? Anyways, it's too late, /v/ is choking on its own feces.
is bretty good, shows a lot of promise with its gameplay. The goal of covering as much of the map in your color as possible will probably be a lot of fun and the ability to go squid and be pretty much undetectable (But NOT invulnerable) as well as move faster, move up along walls and so forth in your own colour will probably add a lot of depth to it.
Seriously, I wouldn't be too surprised if Splatoon got a competitive scene.
>OP wants to talk about the game
>autists shitpost because of two colors
Again, the real shitposters are you, faggots
The OP art being humanized sure does the trick.
I wonder when will mods/janis finally get the memo?
Don't do that.
What more proof do you want?
IT'S TOO LATE
THE INFECTION NOW COURSES THROUGH THE THREAD'S VEINS
It'll never happen, regardless of how hard that thread made me.
besides, Splatoon has fuck all to talk about.
So fucking what if OP used a "pony" image?
You faggots blew it out of proportion like the good raging autists you are.
I bet you'd shit your pants and pee yourselves if you saw an object painted in yellow and pink
>applejack will never be your big sister
i have a big sister and i fucking hate her. if applejack were my big sister things would be different.
You do realize that bronies to /mlp/ are what reddit us gamers huh are to /v/, right?
>tfw you will never hear sweetie belles voice crack from cries of pleasure as you fuck her tight little pony cunt
>are what reddit us gamers huh are to /v/
I'm surprised people from /v/ heard about the game, They are Steam loyalists.
>you will never see her eyes roll back on absolute ecstasy as you pound her delicate little cunt
What the fuck does this have to do with ponies? We're talking about squidgrills here? Are those horsefuckers really bombing this thread?
for once i wish nobody tell the noobs that the OP pic is actually mlp related just to see how long the thread can went, i bet it would go and die without a single person noticing the pony.
>applejack will never be your big sis
>twilight will never be your study buddy
>rainbow dash will never be your bro
>rarity will never be your pony gf
>pinkie pie will never be your party friend
>fluttershy will never...uh...
YOU are the big cancer cluster.
and actually now, seeing how mlp and nintendo are pretty light hearted, they could make some pretty fucking comfy games if people didn't spill their shit over it being pony related.
>All these children
yep it's a nintendo game
Fuck your shit, jews ain't done nothin'.
You ought to be worried about them indians.
Any information on what kinda shit this game will include? Like any single player stuff at all or is it online only?
I'm really not sure what kinda legs this shit will have if its multiplayer shooter on the wii u, especially since I live in australia
So the sniper gun has a charge up mechanic evidently. I'm thinking it will cause a larger splash of ink base on its charge up to keep it from being exclusively a "target other players" weapon.
>no one posts ponies outside the board
that is also false.
The motion was choppy, not exactly in a low fps manner, but just in general the way she moved. Looping it in under 1 second doesn't help either.
Am I going to be banned if I keep talking about this?
The only reason the thread derailed was because you people had this reaction instead of actually talking about Splatoon. Was the bait that hard to resist, cause I didn't even notice at first.
What do you think of squid snipers?
>the fucking rocks even slowly rise from the ground like DBZ
>tfw thinking about a character action game staring a quadrupedal character
>that preview image
holy shit, it really is dbz
>european /v/ janitor being based for cleaning up the horseshit.
Because it's vidya, not pone.
>inb4 the color scheme
>inb4 it was originally drawn as
Still vidya, still not a horse, no one would've noticed if a bunch of autists didn't lose their shit over it.
you realized what you said?
using that logic it means as long is game related, any mlp pic can be posted
>that guy from the old series
i dropped it too fucking early
>video games on /v/
>please no shitposting
Where do you think you are?
Hasbro and Activision is thinking of doing horsefucker game for WiiU
Good thing I don't want to fuck them.
Why would anyone? They're cute, not sexy.
You don't fuck cute.
YOU DO NOT FUCK LOLIES.
YOU DO NOT FUCK SQUIDSGIRLS.
YOU DO NOT FUCK PONIES.
>Yeah, or demented foes like Queen Sectonia?
That, it actually has
Some guy went to beta test the game, it's a 2D RPG with class system and takes place before the two sisters
There are some pretty interesting points in this video, the one that amazed me the most is that there is no targeting reticule, and they didn't even notice until someone told them. I think that says a lot about using the gamepad to augment targeting.
I'm more interested in the single player personally. Nintendo will drop support for this game fast.
what a fucking faggot. you don't even get a puckered asshole.
>The fanbase for mlp is dying.
every new season you fags say this. shit ain't going anywhere, especially after how excellent s4 was.
that's not cute. I hated beating up Hibari, you telling me this pony violence exists now? c'mon!
Some people like fun, cute, lighthearted things.
It's not so crazy to think they like both ponies and Nintendo, since both are cute, lighthearted fun things
except Perfect Dark and Metroid
It isn't rocket science guys.
the corpse was reanimated by some anons. it's not of the same quality as the original devs though.
they're still making an animal fighting game, it just doesn't have ponies anymore.
> after that dbz scene showed in this thread.
What the fuck is h-
Isn't this a fucking show for little girls?
>Isn't this a fucking show for little girls?
little girls need to learn to fight nigga
>little niece and nephew playing together
>nephew starts getting rough and pushes niece around
>everyone stops them. niece gets coddled
>tell my niece she should push the fuck back.
Did you quit after S3, or are you completely new?
If it's the latter, yeah, you'll have some catching up to do, but if it's the former, it's just one season, and not every episode is strictly mandatory.
Artstyle is still off-putting, but damn.
So's this. Girls can like action and adventure too, you know.
alright niggas, be real. how many of you teared up during celestia's ballad during the s3 finale?
The other thousand threads about Nintedoom, slimy soft 60 fps, X WILL NEVER HAVE Y, when you outgrow X, VG Chartz sales, etc, didn't give you a clue?
blame american copyright law. hasbro had been content to let it keep going. it even got an article on gamespot. but once it was used to make money, shit got put down faster than old yeller
i forgot i was on /v/
>have a dream where i'm about to give rarity the D
>wake up just as i'm about to put it in her marshmallow butthole
>can't fall back to sleep
In all seriousness, though, how is this thread still going?
I have no fucking clue.
For some ungodly reason, threads that devolve into MLP somehow stay up. Pics are still deleted, yet the thread itself remains, regardless if it's even on topic.
I'm not complaining, though
This shit is going to become cancerous because of bronies isnt it?
Man, I don't know if it's the game, the inherent character models, or the artists, but I just don't like the squid loli art people are making of this game.
I don't find it erotic or cute, it's just kind of mediocre.
But that stuff doesn't make me cry. I had a soppy smile on my face and sniffled once or twice, but I don't really cry at that kind of stuff.
Actually, last time I legitimately wanted to cry was watching that Ben Carson documentary called "Gifted Hands." That shit was intense.
oh wait, i found it
It would just taste like banana.
Put banana into absolutely anything and mix it around a bit, suddenly all you can taste is banana. I still don't know why. Banana's not even a strong flavour.
You are literally the only person in the world that believes this.
Devs mentioned other game modes besides the basic game for "more advanced players." What could be implemented as a game goal when so much of the game is dictated around controlling territory?