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>Playing Gameboy in car
>Sudden urge to throw it out of the window
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>playing 3ds
>sudden urge to snap it in half
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>own a ps4
>sudden desire to play games
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>Playing Wii U
> Sudden Urge to Use camera to see what mii my dick most resembles
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>>249745384
>playing vita
>realize it has no games
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>>249745747
epic ;^)
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intrusive thoughts
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>Playing my dick
>Check my 5
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when did these threads come back
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>>249745384
i have this so bad. i dont know whats wrong with me. of course ill never do it. i get so fixated on bad things that could happen in any situation. it makes me tense up and feel terrified
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>own a PC
>sudden desire to sign a petition to get games
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>Sudden urge to leap out of the car and die, making everybody I know happier
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>>249745901
>not having a 7
Shiggy
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>playing my Vita
>sudden realization I bought a Vita
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>>249745981
>>249745886
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>>249745384

I was blown away when reading this back in the day when I started lurking 4chan in 2008

I couldn't believe there were other kids as autistic as I was

Also applies to imagining there's a man on a skateboard following you and jumping around doing tricks as you travel by car

It's so autistic yet a bunch of us felt it
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>>249745989
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>be poor
>see battlestation threads with arrogant, rich fucks
>sudden urge to kill self
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Anybody sometimes get the sudden urge to just start beating the shit out of people? Like, sometimes when I'm at work I just have the urge to wanna beat the ever loving fuck outta people who make eye contact with me.

I also just have random urges to kill myself. I don't think that's normal
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>>249746080
is this literally autism?
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>work with a lathe at work
>why the fuck do i always want to grad the chuck while it's spinning?
>'go on, smash your face into it, it'll be fun!'
>'don't touch it. DO NOT touch it...'

I need to get out of here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7QUiCJJmew#t=59
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>>249746240
No, but whenever somebody hands me a tool like a screwdriver or a saw, or even a steak knife, I think "This guy must really trust me because I could murder this guy if I wanted to"

As for the random urges to kill yourself, you're probably depressed.
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>>249746080
Both of those things are completely normal.
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I always get the urge to do backflips, but when I picture myself doing it the person in my head doing the backflip just keeps spinning and never lands. Anyone else experience this?
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>>249746342

I don't know the symptoms of autism but.... yeah

It's not like having an imaginary friend or doing weird shit all the time but it think maybe it's like a slight sign of autism
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>>249746016
>being 1 away
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>>249746240
>>249746481
Intrusive thoughts, everyone has them. >>249746531
This guy's a weirdo though.
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No, but I get sudden urges to shout in large gatherings of people, like lectures and shit. I think I might be developing tourettes and it scares me.
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>>249746481
Same shit happens to me but mostly at home with mom or grandmother. I also even smile because I know I'm a good person for not actually killing them
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>>249746625
I always think of stupid shit, like 'what would happen if I did' terrible thing x.

Not like it'd make me happy or I want to hurt anyone or ruin things, just because who knows.
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>>249746240

Nope but I do get these very strange, random urges to want to shove my dick violently into attractive women. I just want to strip her down and pound her downtown brown. Just want to shove my rockhard, 6" dick deep into her womb and explode and then shove her used body away like trash.

Does anyone know this feel? Very strange.
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>>249745772
>get fear of getting a video chat right at that moment
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>12 years old
>in class
>urge to jump on desk and make a ruckus
alternatively
>urge to just get up and leave
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This isn't autism guys.

>In the teachings of Sartre, anguish is seen when an utterly captured being realizes the unpredictability of his or her action. For example, when walking along a cliff, you would feel anguish to know that you have the freedom to throw yourself down to your imminent death.
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>>249746080
>Also applies to imagining there's a man on a skateboard following you and jumping around doing tricks as you travel by car
I used to do this. Except instead of imagining a guy on a skateboard, i imagined Sonic running alongside my car.
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>>249746531
holy shit fucking yes. i can't visualize anything in my head. it's like my brain won't let me do what i want to do in any situation
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>playing 360
>sudden urge to twist controller
>does it
>wont turn back on
:(
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>>249746481

>As for the random urges to kill yourself, you're probably depressed.

I am depressed. I have a gun in my house and sometimes I have the urge to call my mom and tell her I love her and then blow my brains out on the phone and earlier today I had a suicidal thought about driving my car off a bridge.

I want these thoughts to leave me
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>>249746240
I feel your pain anon. I work in a warehouse and use power equipment on a daily basis and every day I have flashbacks to watching Klaus the Forklift Truck Driver(if you haven't seen this you need to). Like I could just murder everybody.

And if I'm driving in the car bickering with my girlfriend I always get the urge to drift into oncoming traffic just so I don't have to hear it anymore.
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>>249746505
Wanting to throw your Gameboy out the window isn't normal.
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I think intrusive thoughts and intense weird shit going on our brains ultimately led us to a place like 4chan

We might want to stay in denial and believe we're normal and that everyone is like this, but we all fucked up.
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>>249746952
I don't understand, what does he mean utterly captured?
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>>249746662
I can't be the only one with that backflip dilemma

Here's another one:

Have you guys ever just stood still and concentrated on wanting to move a certain body part but not actually moving it and 10 seconds in you feel as though you can't actually move it.
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>>249747049
Nigga, intrusive though are perfectly normal.
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>>249746979

Exactly

It's the same kind of autism and it's just as fun as the tony hawk one
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>>249746884
All day, every day. Except with 2D girls.
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>>249746240
Anon. Anytime I'm in casual conversation with someone, I have the urge and curiosity to hit someone. I can feel my fist hit the side of their face and feel the burn of the embarrassment. I really hate myself. I don't know what's wrong with me.
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>>249747175
Tell me how getting the urge to throw your Gameboy out the window is in the least bit normal.
Please, I honestly don't see how it is.
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>>249747008
Thank you! Someone finally understands
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>>249747295
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thoughts
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Whenever I back out of my driveway, I always imagine how it would feel to accidentally roll over a kids head. Then I play out the scenario of calling the police and telling their parents. Every fucking time
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>clerk at 7 eleven
>random people walk into the store
>occasionally think "I could probably win a fight against that guy"

Happens with people on TV, too.
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Who here have whole conversations with themselves? I live alone and sometimes I have a conversation with myself or act like I'm getting interviewed or some shit. Am I crazy or just lonely?
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>>249747448
Huh, I've had these a lot, but never once to throw something my Gameboy out the window.
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>>249747175
*thoughts
Fug
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ITT: 4chan is literally a support group for autistic and ADHD kids
that makes me really happy :)
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>>249747576
It's different for everyone
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>>249747008
>>249747315

I know this all too well. If I'm day dreaming and trying to picture something, it's like my brain revolts against me and won't let me do it the way i want to.
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>>249745384
>See any beautifull woman
>Think about rape
>Somebody annoy me at work
>Imagine beating them or ruining them

the important part are not acting on it.
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>>249746381
>program expensive as fuck mill/lathes and machining centers
>overwhelming urge to just run everything into each other at max speeds and feeds

I swear to god if I ever figure out I'm going to get fired, jaws are going to fly.
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>hear about kidnapped/murdered/raped girl
>afraid I am going to get caught
>even though I didn't do it.
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>this thread
EVERY ONE OF YOU IS ME!!
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>>249747563

I have arguments with myself all the time, like full on conversational arguments with me representing both sides.
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>>249747634
holy shit. i thought i was just completely fucking insane
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>>249746240
I don't get that as much as I get the urge to run over pedestrians or slam my car into a tree when I drive, even with other people in the car.
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>>249747532
I work in a game store and do this all the fucking time. I always imagine "Welp, might have to kill this guy. petter prepare in case he jumps me"
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>>249747563
I do that too a lot.
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>>249747521
is it bad that I think the 'pop' would be indescribably satisfying, like bubblewrap times a thousand?
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>washing dishes
>turn on garbage disposal unit
>think about putting my hand in
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>>249747634
But for me it's usually things that have spinning motion, they usually just keep spinning and never stop or land, I have to actually think about it really hard in order for it to to stop spinning or land
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>>249747521
fuck. this has happened to me too
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>>249746631
How have you fags not exploded over this yet?
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its amazing. I've been coming here since 2008 and you're all still the same brand of pants on head silly. You argue about literally nothing, HATE videogames, but you sarcastic shits produce some of the most humorous content I've ever seen. never change boys.
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>>249747563
Not crazy, it's fine mentaly to talk alone soemtimes.

I mostly laugh creepily when i think something funny or unsettling. Have to be carefull not to randomly start laughing at uni or at work.
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>dream you have to spit
>wake up as you spit into your pillow
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>browsing /v/
>sudden urge to repost thread
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>>249747735
Do you think about playing your favourite song in front of your high school classmates too?
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>see tough-looking group of black guys
>think about shouting "NIGGERS" at them

I know you feel this. Don't lie.
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>want to buy a gun
>afraid i'm going to end up killing myself
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>>249747031
Anon... That's horrible, how could you even do that to someone?
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>>249747996
ok that's it. this thread has official changed my life
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>>249747563
I prefer to company and conversations my own mind provides far more than that of other humans. I have like one friend, a few drinking buddies, and a girlfriend. Other than the like two days a week social obligation and my job I just stay in my bedroom and play vidya and read comics. And talk to myself.
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>>249747760

Nah, don't worry. You aren't alone here. I think it's anxiety caused, like when we imagine something we are aware of the possibility of not being able to do it, and you know that thing about how when you tell yourself not to think of something (pink elephants), you immediately start thinking about pink elephants? Well we do that. We realize we could fuck it, and even though we try to think it normally, we start pink elephanting it.
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>dreaming
>falling
>about to hit the ground
>wake up in a cold sweat
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>>249747996
>think if I played my favorite song in front of people they will immediately love it and like me
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>>249747595
What a silly dog.
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>Sitting in passenger seat
>Urge to open the door while on the highway
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>>249747962
>dream your taking a piss
>wake up and your bed is completely dry
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Everyday i must refrain myself from stealing all the credit card info at my work, go on a huge bender then kill myself with opiates

Every single day
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>>249747031
thats next level fucking retarded and this is coming from someone with really bad intrusive thoughts. seek help immediately
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>>249747031
Get rid of the gun.

Get help.
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>>249747996
Oh god what, I thought I only had that thought.
This shit is getting weird.
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>See a bunch of reports about shootings and shit on TV
>Alternate between "Man, that's fucked up" and "Maybe I could do it better"
Anyone else get this?
I mean, you could really kill more people if you were quiet about it and killed them in isolated locations with a knife or something before getting caught.
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>>249747730

They only want a scapegoat anon, you're easy prey, they can frame you. Trust no one
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>>249747532
Same here.
In fact it's part of my motivation during a workout. Seems like I could probably whoop half my customers atm. I'd like to get that number up to 90% atleast.
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>>249748000
Not with black people, but, with Mexicans, and calling them beaner, ah yeah, all the time.
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>Be at work
>Either the urge to throw coffee in people's faces
>Or commin suicide during shift

Why
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>>249748183
That train of though is the foundation for every autistic teenage guitarist ever.
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>texting girl
>random urge to send her a dick pic and see if she sends a nude back
>know it will never happen so I just delete her contact off my phone
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>browsing /v/
>sudden urge to make this thread every night
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>>249747913
Because nobody cares

>mfw
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>>249748173
>dreaming
>cumming
>hit the womb
>wake up in the middle of a warm viscous discharge

Everytime. I've had this recurring fantasy of blackmailing one of my high school teachers into being my personal sex slave doing depraved shit like cooking me dinner and rubbing her pussy on my feet as I eat it.
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>>249747521
>>249747830

My friend backed his tank over a dead insurgents head for giggles and took a picture of it, on a related note. I still have it saved somewhere.

He named the file "squish"
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>>249745384
I did this with my phone at college. The class I had was on the fourth floor of a building with a huge open space in the middle. Everytime I looked down I wanted to throw my phone as hard as possible to the ground. Still don't get why.
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>drinking a glass of water next to my expensive computer
>urge to dump water onto computer

Why does this shit happen?
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>>249747996
yes. i don't know if my high school classmates could handle a literal swans concert though
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>>249748291
Huh. I think I've found my motivation. Lots of people at my work own guns and carry knives. Makes me a little weary some days...
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>>249748173

Dude, you are lucky

>close my eyes
>fall feeling, startled

Happen evryday, 4-5 times, whenever i close my eyes for more than a second.
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>>249747996
>tfw I'll never be able to sing like Morrissey
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>>249748382
This isn't an intrusive thought dumbass, that's just you being stupid
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>be me at age 6
>dream of peeing
>wake up peeing
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>>249748504
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>holding baby
>sudden urge to jump as high as I can and body splash it then make seal noises
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>>249747563
Happens to me.

In an MMO when I have the ability to save some guy not in my party from death
>Should I help this guy?
>No, he wouldn't help you.
>If I help him, maybe he'll pay it forward and help somebody else.
>Yeah, probably.

Alternatively

Cause a wipe in a raid
>OH BOY YOU JUST FUCKED UP
>God damn it this is embarrassing.
>That's what you get for being a fucking retard
>You should just quit now and let them replace you.
>Leave the guild, block everyone and pretend like it never happened.
>Let's just see what happens first.
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>>249748504
Nice.
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>>249748401
Post it.
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>>249747996
HOW

DID

YOU

KNOW
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>>249748278
>hear about all these murders
>think that I would be the best serial killer ever
>formulate a plan in my head
>realize that the people I'd kill all have a family and people who love them
>realize that I could never willing put people through the pain of losing a loved one

These thoughts don't happen often but damn, they're hard to deal with.
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>>249745384
>peering over a ledge
>urge to jump
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>>249748601
yes
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>>249748262
>>249748248
>>249748102

I'm seeking help soon. This depression is just making all my thoughts negative. I don't want to kill myself because I know my mom would be destroyed. I just wish things were better
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>>249748452
check your jaw man. your inner ear is probably fucked
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>>249748504
>>249748601
Something is up here.
I have to stop these gets.
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>>249747563
I do that. I never really had friends growing up, so I effectively put myself in my own company. Now I don't really need any friends, because there's always somebody there who understands and agrees with me. Plus, it's great for working out logic and ideas, since I discuss and scrutinize things with myself from every angle I can think of. This is deeply sad.

So, anyone ever picked up a pair of hedge clippers and immediately had to stop themselves from flexing them at people? On the way back from the hardware store to the car, a bird flew past at ground level, and I vividly wondered if I could cut it in half mid-flight. I can't be the only one.
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do any of you get paralyzed when you wake up from taking a nap. me and my mom both do but apparently its incredibly rare
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>>249748173
Shit happened to me multiple time in high school fuck those dreams
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>>249746240
I have this but instead of killing people I have the urge to randomly make out with people
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>>249748672
>peering over a jump
>urge to ledge
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>>249748710
It's called sleep paralysis.
Google it, it's interesting.
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>>249747521
One time, while driving to work, I saw what seemed to be about 100 elementary school kids walking on the side of the road, towards what I presumed was their school. I think they went out for a field day to the nearby park.

I could have had my face on every news channel in the fucking civilized world.

>mfw i felt the muscles in my hands twitch
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>>249748683

Quite likely, my aw is crackign like mad, and i can dislocate it by moving it on the side. I also always hear weird liquid sound when i do it.

Gonna have it checked in a few weeks i guess.
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>>249748710
sleep paralysis is a normal occurrence.
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>>249748645
Not going to be home till Tuesday night, if we have another one of these threads then/I remember I will.
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>>249748680
sometimes it helps to go outside, or be around other people
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>>249747171
OH MY GOD

I have shit like that happen all the time. Not just backflips but random physical actions that can be looped. It's like I can't make the cycle end. Goddamnit whats wrong with us?
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>>249747898
>Try to visualise a gun in my head
>It keeps spinning around
>this literally only happens with guns, and sometimes it doesn't even happen


Brains are fuckin wierd
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>>249748689
that's a 9

this is a 6
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>dreaming, everything normal
>teeth fall out one by one
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>want to write some stupid story
>write it out bit by bit in my head
>can't bring self to put it to paper

Too much pride to lower myself to the level of deviant autists, but it just keeps boiling up inside.
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>randomly ask yourself everyday if you would be proud of yourself if you were your own kid
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>walking through a grocery store
>sudden urge to get completely naked and start doing jumping jacks while pushing out a fat turd just to see how people react
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I advise everyone in this thread to buy a beat up old junker car
>Get urge to break shit
>Just go outside and just smash the fuck out of junker car
So good.
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>>249748960
EVERY FUCKING DAY
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When I imagine myself skiing I always feel like there's no way I can make a turn without suddenly stopping and falling over, but it's no issue when actually doing it
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>have conversation with a guy
>randomly have the urge to make out with him

I'm not gay but wtf brain
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>>249747008
Have you ever had something like the backflip one, except it's walking or being moved and you just can't walk/move? And you try so hard to visualize it and you're brain won't let you, nor will it let you move onto another topic until you finish walking? I hate that.

Screw intrusive thoughts.
Video games
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>>249746979
This but it was spiderman swinging from light post to light post.
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>>249748864
>>249748869
I don't even know how to google this, where do we start!
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>>249748710

I do, in the middle of the night. Fortunately, it's rare. You hear voice around but can't mov, shit is one of the scariest thing i've experienced

Another clasic is sleeping in a roo you don't know, and being unable to remeber or navigate the room. I'd wake up in the middleof the night unable to know where i was and where was the door, even in place i had slept the day before
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>>249748912
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I hate that so much. Have those often enough that I've Googled it, supposedly reflects feelings of losing power.
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>see self in mirror
>wonder what little me at age 8-12 would think of me now
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>>249748680
I know it seems impossible but you can make things better.

Never perfect, never free of it entirely, but better.

I hit rock fucking bottom and ended up in a psych hospital for 3 months, so I really do know how shitty you're feeling. And I'm not bullshitting when I say you can overcome it.
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>>249748902
>2+4+9+7+4+8+9+0+2=45
>4+5=9
>9^(1/2)=3
>3*3-3=6
damn...
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>>249748814
>>249748841
>>249749103
it's fucking terrifying
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Sometimes when I'm at work I want like a bunch of bad shit to happen like robbers or bad people come and scare everybody and then I be a big hero and save everyone by beating the shit out of them while music is playing in the background. Kinda like a video game or an anime. I hope I'm not alone in this
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>>249748680
Go find a support group, man. Reconnect with your mother. Don't feel ashamed or embarrassed of your thoughts. They're not good, but suppressing them makes you feel worse about it in the end. Maybe even talk to your mom about it if you're that close. Just please don't shut yourself away from people or help. We know you can get out of this funk and be happy with your life again, anon.
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>>249748835
>>mfw i felt the muscles in my hands twitch
>this happened to me in HS walking by a girl who was bending over
Spooked me the fuck out.
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>>249748925
>The answer is always no
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>>249749137
Feels like someone is holding you down
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>>249748680
You can do it man, don't end it. I'm actually shedding tears thinking about it
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>middle of class
>wonder what would happen if I randomly pull a gun and blow my brains out

>people in back of me yelling
>peoples to the side getting splattered
>people in front looking back and going what the fuck what the fuck
>teacher going batshit
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>>249748912
>>249749110
Freud said this represents a fear of castration. Not sure if he was right, but it makes sense.
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This is genuinely the best thread I've seen since 2012. Mods pls don't delete
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>>249747996
No, but in middle school I had this weird recurring fantasy about being in a talent show competition, walking on stage, then my body just completely collapses with every limb and bone basically doing the opposite of what its supposed to do, then the disgusting mess floats off the ground and reassembles itself and I start flying around the auditorium.

No idea where that came from.
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>trying to imagine a snake coiling around a poll with its tail touching perfectly on the end

My fuckin brain hurts. That medical symbol drives me nuts.
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>this thread
>all these me

QUICK!

EVERYONE ITT TELL YOUR STAR SIGN AND RISING/MOON (IF YOU KNOW IT), MAYBE WE CAN FINALLY PINPOINT THE CAUSE OF THIS MADNESS!

Fire signs tend to be the most autistic
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>>249748839
go to the doctor as soon as you can the damage to that part is many times permanent
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>>249748912
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>>249749137
It really is, especially if you have never experienced it before or at least don't remember.
You can possibly move your fingers and toes in this state to reassure yourself you didn't actually snap your spine in the middle of the night and aren't truly paralyzed.
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>>249749158
>I hope I'm not alone in this
That was every single one of us back in HS. Don't lie.
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I love you guys. Is everybody like this or is 4chan full of retards?
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>>249749134
Half Life 3 confirmed.
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>>249748869
Holy shit, something similar happens to me but with crosses. I used to be a Christian and I'd sometimes visualize crosses and candles when praying, then one day the horizontal part started moving up and down which sometimes looks like an upside down cross. I can't stop it either. The only way to get past it is to use tactile visualization.
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>>249749158

Nah it's fine, most likely you are a bitdepressed, and want other to appreciate you

Been having those dreams of acceptance for 20 years
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>>249749287
Freud was wrong a whole ton of shit. He's only taught because he did a lot for the discipline, but he was very very incorrect about most of what he wrote about.
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>>249749158
>I hope I'm not alone in this

You've heard of the NRA, right?
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Sometimes when I'm driving I get a nearly irresistible urge to plow into oncoming traffic. To the point that my nose starts twitching and my lips start quivering.
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>>249749158
Everyone wants to be a hero. I imagine shit happening so I can fuck the bad guys up every once in a while.
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>>249749354
Gemini
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>>249749158
I feel it.
In my head I always think I could be better than everyone. I feel like I would tackle a shooter.
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>want to walk one way in a dream
>strange force pulls you the other way
I've died so many times this way
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>>249748173
>dreaming
>falling
>about to hit the ground
>actually hit the ground because you just rolled off your bed on the top bunk

I was oddly proud of that happening when I was a kid.
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>>249749158
>In High School/College
>Have daydreams in class that some fucker tries to shoot up the school and I save everyone while taking maybe a minor injury and I get a qt3.14 grill

I swear to god these thoughts are invasive as fuck.
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>>249749354
Virgo master race
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>>249749438
/b/ and /v/ are the worst boards.
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>>249748851
>>249749117
>>249749198
>>249749274

Thanks you guys. People give /v/ a lot of shit but some of you guys are pretty good people
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>>249749418

Well that's fuckign good news.
God damnit
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>Fixing friend's lap top
>Sudden urge to throw it as the wall
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>>249749431
It's happened to me hundreds of times. I can usually move my jaw and that's how I wake myself up but it's sometimes very difficult. i wake up feeling like i just benched 500 pounds
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>>249749448
Same shit happens to me, when this happens I usually get very scared
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>>249749158
Yeah I fantasize about it. Not in like a glorifying way though if that makes sense. Also think of different ways I can die in a lot of scenarios I'm in. Think about killing myself at least once a day then (not in a depressive way just what would happen or how I would) realize I'm scared as shit of dying and then stop.

I don't think there's anything wrong with me but who knows
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>>249749589
Nope, that's /a/.
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>>249748680
come on brah, it's not gonna get better if you just quit
Look anon, you can even do it without leaving your computer
http://www.reddit.com/r/depression
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>>249749112
>look in mirror
>constant fear of reflection moving on its own in the back of mind
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>>249749354
Libra patrician race
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>wake up during the day
>start falling asleep again
>lucid dream about getting out of bed and doing stuff around the house
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23
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>>249749158
Everybody does. That's the point of most movies, vidya, etc: Giving us a hero we can relate to.
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>>249749354
Gemini
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>>249745384
>Doing some activity, such as walking down the stairs
>I suddenly think about tripping
>The more I think about it, the closer I come to tripping
>Have to concentrate or I'll do the stupid thing
>Everytime
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>>249749586
You'll never hear a qt3.14 grill say "Anon, you're my hero!" in her adorable voice while a crowd of your peers cheers for you
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>>249748436
I mean weapons are cool and all but you can't always have em.
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Fire/Leo
And yes, I get the game boy thing. I also hate my phone and want to throw it down into a sewer as well as my fucking keys. Don't hate the keys, but I always play catch with them when I walk over a sewer grate, just hoping that they'll fall one day.

WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES
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>>249749287
Isn't everyone afraid of castration?
Also, the 'losing power' guy, pretty much any time I've had them is when I was dreading stuff that's out of my control.
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>>249748452
Holy shit, I've had this happen quite a bit in my life.
>>249748683
What does it have to do with my jaw/inner ear?
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>>249749158
everyone wants to be the hero anon. you figure if you were the hero once, and saved a bunch of people that people would remember you, you'd be recognized and respected above others.

it's normal.
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>>249749713
more like constant fear of a pale girl with long back hair appearing behind me, opening her mouth really wide and screaming.

also, fuck, now i have to go piss.
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>>249749713
>take a shit
>fear of getting my balls or ass chewed by an alligator
>get up every now and then to check
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>>249749674

I don't see anything wrong
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>>249749674
/a/ is seriously the absolute worst board i have ever been on. first time lurking i checked the catalog and opened about 5 interesting threads. within minutes all 5 had been deleted. ive made 2 threads on /a/ and both times they got deleted in seconds. and every thread is waifu shit nobody even talks about anime
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>dream
>you're cuddling with 'her' or him
>no sex
>no talking
>wake up
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>>249749713
>yfw you swore you saw it move
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>>249749586
>Those intrusive ultra gay thoughts

I'm not gay I swear I'm not gay I swear
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>>249747162
He means that you're a totally free being in a world with zero absolutes.

Basically whenever you have an intrusive thought (i.e. an urge to do something generally violent either to yourself or to others) you are experiencing a mini-existential crisis. It happens to everyone.
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>>249749779
This.
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>>249749674
/v/ is /a/ too they just don't want to admit it
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>get text
>"hey like do you know how to ummm jailbreak iphones?"

this is what I've become
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>>249749843
Your ears have some liquid in them that control your balance or some shit
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>>249749354
Leo. I have tons of "autistic" tendencies but too much pride to let myself act on them.
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>>249749450
i know that feel brother.
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>>249749856
this is hilarious but i have similar situations. i always check the dryer to make sure the cats not in there like 50 times. even if its like 1 shirt i still have to go find the cat and make sure
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>>249749725
>Waking up thinking you're late for work/school the next day
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>>249749882
>Have no attraction to men
>Can't even get it up to anything gay
>Watch movies
>Still picture what happens if the male protagonists were to suddenly kiss in a particular scene

IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
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>>249749882
>Being alone in a room with a guy, any guy.
>Weird gay thoughts about sensually touching them
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>>249749856
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.
Except mine is an octopus, but whatever, same fucking thing.
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who /capricorn/ here?
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You better atleast be charging for that shit, atleast get something.
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>little brother watching avatar or whatever
>wish I could go on some life changing journey with a qt 3.14 so I wouldn't be alone

Saving the world alongside a girl and falling in love because of it seems so much easier than asking them out
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>>249749882
>watching blowjob scene in a porno
>mouth waters
It's not gay if it's a girl's dick, right? Why does futa have to turn me on so much?
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>>249749635
thats what i've heard. Im not a doctor I hope you can fix your jaw bro. i love you
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>>249749354

Aries master race
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>>249749354
Leo. I can relate to just about everything in this thread, along with more retarded shit. Also, why are all of the other Leos I've met been SJWs? Pisses me off.
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>>249749985

Yeah. What actually help me the most is giving blood and participating in research. That way i feel like him helping other people do good stuff, and amnot a waste of time and ressources.
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I'm waiting for the day society collapses so I can act out on all of my urges.
I feel like in holding myself back from my urges i'm killing myself in a way.
The only medicine is to hurt people and break things.
The urges are the true self.
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>>249749630
Some of us are, take care of yourself.
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>>249749525
I don't like walking near traffic because I'm somewhat suicidal and constantly imagine how easy it would be to throw my head under a tire.
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>>249750110
>Imagine that you just start making out with your friend
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>using free software
>get the urge to install Gentoo even though steers the user towards nonfree programs
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>>249749354
God-tier libra
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>>249749856
for me it's a snake, I'm afraid it'd latch on to my ball sack and never come off.
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>>249750128
Meant for
>>249749910
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>>249749587
hell yeah, September birthdays
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>/v/ full of people who go to /pol/
>/v/ full of people with gay intrusive thoughts

It's all starting to come together
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>>249749354
>astrology
please take your normalfag cancer to /b/ or /mlp/

captcha: pic related
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>>249749875
>dream
>at some random place you've never been to
>meet some girl or guy
>completely normal and believable person
>spend entire time talking and getting to know each other
>realize this person's pretty cool, and you'd like to get to know them better
>no cheesy love-at-first-sight bullshit
>only legit, honest interest in another human being
>wake up

Sometimes dreams are more suffering than life.
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>>249749674
/a/ tends to have nice YGO threads. I'd go in that one.
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Why isn't everyone in this thread banned yet?
This shit only happens around age 16
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>>249750208
>falling for the masterb8
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>sitting near gf
>sudden urge to bite her thighs
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>take a shower
>drain is a little clogged
>water is ankle deep
>OH FUCK PIRANHAS
>hop out of the shower
>unclog the drain
>wait for the water to drain
I should probably mention that I have a phobia of fish, large bodies of water and other things that live in the water.
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Not sure if it's just me.

I sometimes get the urge to just go apeshit and just wreck everything I see without caring about injury to myself or others. Like I would literally destroy what's destructible for no reason.

>captcha: thinking
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>>249750258
I'm august 28 nigga
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>Playing my pc
>Sudden urge to fap
>Fap
>Continue playing
>Sudden urge to fap again
>Check the clock
>it's 4 in the morning
>It has been 5 hours since the last time I fapped
>Need to get up at six
>Fap again
>Go to bed
>Can't sleep
>Fap in bed
>Fall asleep for one hour
>Go to work
I hate my life
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>>249746979
For me it was Alex Kidd riding that fucking bike.
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>>249750171
>tfw girlfriend and I both lament she has no penis

A strap on just isn't the same
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>>249749843
if your bite is wrong or some bones in the jaw are fucked they will press against the inner ear that its responsible of balance
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>In bathroom
>Doesn't matter what I'm doing
>Shower curtain in stretched out
>Fear that some psychopath is hiding behind it, waiting to kill me
>Open it
>Picrelated.jpg
Also
>Dreaming
>Have a gun with me
>Guys chasing me
>Try to shoot gun
>Fucking trigger is almost impossible to pull, it takes too much effort

Fucking weird.
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>>249750164
>>249750164
Not exactly intrusive thoughts, but same thing happened to me.
>tfw you have anger issues like Zuko
>tfw you want to change but can't
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>>249747996
I dropped out in 9th grade

Still living with my single mother
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>>249750280
>pic related
>doesn't know what a long s is
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>around little kids
>sudden urge to beat the shit out of them and tell them not to be so annoying
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>>249747996
Shit I used to have those thoughts when in high school, I was really into Bloc Party and that band sounds like it should be played in huge crowds.
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>>249750324
That isn't an intrusive thought you stupid shit
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>Having daydreams about your qt crush being attacked and you come in to save her.
>The attacker gets the upper hand and injures me
>All hope seems lost but I get a second wind and kill the attacker
>Severely injured but the qt crush see how heroic I was and we kiss

I swear I have this fantasy at least twice a week
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Not really that relevant to the thread but to all the anon's saying they want to kill themselves

>Do LSD with friend and girlfriend
>I don't get hit as hard as they do, decide to try salvia
>Smoke a pretty good sized bowl of 60x
>like being slammed through an interdimensional taffy stretcher/kaleidoscope
>Try saying something to my friend
>My entire body splits in half and I'm just hearing myself talk gibberish but it feels really unpleasant when I talk like this wierd chill
>At one point I stand up and shout at my friend CALL THE COPS because It felt like my head was open and they were looking at my brain
>At one point I melded into the carpet and could feel it
>Forget who I am at one point, everything looks like I'm in a corrupted videogame, everything going batshit
>Feel like a death chill, don't really know how to explain it just that it was fucking terrible and I thought I was going to die
>No more suicidal invasive thoughts because I'M NOT FUCKING GOING BACK THERE TILL I HAVE TO


Also apparently 60x is crazy strong salvia.

Don't ever fucking try it jesus
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>>249750301
"im an insecure normalfag wizard why havent mods banned these kids having fun yet"
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>>249750294
>Dream I'm at party and meet qt3.14
>We hit it off and start dating
>Make out, etc.
>Wake up right as things get heated

And another one
>Dream I met the perfect woman
>We get married and have a family
>Live the life of taking care of my family
>About to walk in the door to be greeted by family
>Wake up
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>new ballpoint click pen
>irresistible urge to take it apart
>lose spring

Every single
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>anywhere with a view
>I could totally snipe that guy from here

>anywhere with a small group of people nearby and a back alleyway
>I could totally push those people into those alleyway then lock them in with a truck and just walk away
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>>249749882
talked to my gay friend about these thoughts
he said it's not gay unless you're thinking about romantic relationship things
thinking about sex concerning everything is something all guys do
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>>249750356
>browsing 4chan and playing games on phone with the occasional fap in between
>it's suddenly 5:30 am and I can hear birds chirping outside and shit
Okay.
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>>249749713
>>249749856
>>249750119
all that weed
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>>249745384
And then I dwell on them for a while and do my best not to give in to this madness. Having OCD sucks. It really does.

>Hey! What happens when I drop that 3DS in the toilet?

>How much of a shock would that charger give me if I stick it in my mouth?

Crazy shit like that and what's so bad is how long they can stick around!
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>>249750495
this is why I will never become a father.
well this and the fact I will never have a stable relationship.
or any sexual relationship with the opposite gender at all...
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>want to post intrusive thoughts
>paranoid I'd end up on a watch list

I can't be the only one, right? I don't even tell this shit to therapists
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>>249750197
No, don't think that way. That's your ID trying to get the better of your SuperEgo.
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>>249747036
>Klaus the Forklift Truck Driver
Man that shit was awesome
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>Take a dip into a pool
>Go underwater
>Try to see how long I can hold my breath
>Close my eyes
>Imagine a shark coming near me
>Immediately surface and get out of the pool
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Imp of the perverse, we all have it.
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>>249750568
Oh god I've gone through so many pens because of this
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>>249750495
I've had this happen and I've kinda acted on it but when I was much younger probably around 10 years old. I used to help my mom babysit some little girl who was 3 and I used squeeze her cheeks and slap her till she cried and I thought it was cute when she did. I still get the urge to do this whenever I see something really cute but I learned to control it.
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>>249750568
EVERY SINGLE WHAT ANON
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>>249750331
Oh Anon, how could you possibly be scared of this little cutie?
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>>249747996
>>249748108
>>249748183
>>249748647
>tfw you realize you're not special at all
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>>249750568
I always end up eating the spring on accident.
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>>249750294
That was your conscience, anon.
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>be a chemist
>whenever anybody mention any drug remember i could be makign it
>anytime i hear about an explosion i think i could have been bigger
>urge to make fluoric acid and throw it at people

I always fear i'll snap and go full akbar mode
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>fantasizing about stopping time so you can grope and undress qt grills
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>Be resting, either trying to sleep or just getting horizontally for a while to think
>Suddenly, without any previous hint, my body has a spasm as if I fell from a great height.
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>>249750484
Why? thanks doc
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>>249750436

Good god do I have the gun dreams a lot. Also, ever have dreams where you are looking at a screen or playing a game or WHATEVER but it's so dark that you can't see it?
>>
Everyone on 4chan is depressed, OCD or suffering from varying degrees of PTSD. More news at 11.
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>talking to girl
>uncontrollable urge to grab the back of her head and forcefully makeout
>get as far as throwing your hand out
>have to pretend to have an itch or something to cover it up
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>>249750537
>crush

either coworkers or your middle school compatriots.
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>>249750495
>Around little girls
>Start checking them out

What has this place done to me?
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>>249750796
why did I find the last part about the acid so funny
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>>249750826
you just gotta get really depressed and become an insomniac anon.
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>>249749354
Taurus
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>>249750717
Every single time*
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>>249750796
You should get a job on a spacestation.
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>Biggest fear is that I'll be alone forever in life with no friend and nobody to talk to
>Terribly afraid of starting conversation, usually think everyone hates talking to me
>Have weird panic attacks when I remember how alone I am
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>>249747996
nigga I did that shit
I played Cliffs of Dover for those bitches and they loved it
thank you guitar hero for inspiring me
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>>249748584
>be me at age 21
>dream of peeing
>wake up peeing
now everytime I go to bed I'm afraid I'll wake up wet
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>>249750826
I liked that movie too. Short film version was better.
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>tfw ADHD, intrusive thoughts, fucked up jaw and inner ear, can't make my brain visualize things correctly, sleep paralysis, imagine playing music to classmates
clearly there is something related here that's bringing us all to 4chan
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>>249747996
god its so fucking cringy but yes yes yes i do

>playing King of Carrot Flowers part 1 & 2 with my best bros on stage at a talent show
>after the first part everyone is fucking into it
>start wailing like a fucking banshee for the second part
>I LOOOOVVEEEE YOU JESUSSS CHRIIIISSSTTTT
>that first break down happens
>the whole crowd is into it fucking swarming to the front of the stage
>every single qt hipster is soaked and wanting my dick
>mfw im imagining this while driving listening to the song during my daily commute
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>>249750828
I'm just going to wait for this stupid bitch to die

so i can get the house

also, what's "thanks doc?"
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>>249751036
autism
>>
>Be like 12
>Family vacations on a river nearby
>Shit's both deep and fast
>Get a safety rope tied to a tree and use it while swimming
>Suddenly I fuck up and end up losing my footing
>I'm below the water
>Can't pull myself back because the current is really strong
>Can't get my feet on everything, the rope suspends me at half the way from the bottom and the surface
>Can see my parents on their armchairs talking
>Can see the tree and the rope going all the way to it
>Suddenly stop fighting
>Start feeling really peaceful
>The beautiful sunrays go through the foliage, then the water and finally hit me
>The water is not that cold either
>I smile
>Suddenly I'm forcefully pulled back by my father

I still want to feel that peaceful sensation again.
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>>249750826

SOMEBODY FUCKING ELSE FANTASIZES ABOUT THIS HOLY FUCK I'M NOT ALONE
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>>249751029
>be me
Fuck off, Redditard. Makes sense that you still piss the bed.
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>Would like to adopt a kid so i can pass on my knowledge and money, rest of the familyis dead or lost
>Fear i would be a bad dad or molest them
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>>249750871
That's a feel I hate knowing.
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>hanging out with closest friend
>he knows a lot about me that people don't know
>have constant thoughts about murdering him just so he can't blackmail me later
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>>249750935

Acquarius

>Rising/moon

The hell is that.
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>>249748584
That still happens to me.

I'm 27.
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>>249751120
Literally everyone, they even made a movie about it
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>be thinking about stuff
>suddenly remember something embarrassing you did in the past
>involuntarily say the first word that comes to your mind
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>>249749354

Capricorn
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>>249750926

i did that. Ain't what it's hyped up to be.
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>>249750848
>talking to girl
>conversation goes well for twenty minutes
>realization that I'm talking to a girl hits me
>notice her tits and how cute she is
>nervousness hits me like a truck
>urge to fuck growing
>conversation ends awkward as fuck

I can't be the only one.
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>>249749875
Happens too often.
It's a nice feeling when you first wake up, and than it sets in.
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>>249750826
i used to. havent for years though
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>>249748621
>Have the ability to save some guy
If it doesn't actively take away from something me and my group is trying to accomplish (which includes not getting killed by the way), I will go to help without hesitation. Usually I just use healing spells to support them. In Mabinogi as I'd travel through the world, I'd just heal / revive / mend the wounds of random people in their pets when they needed it. I wasn't even a medic, I just kept a fuckton of bandages and phoenix feathers around, and I had learned Healing for pure utility reasons. People never did the same for me, except for the occasional revive if I waited around long enough, though.
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okay a girl said she is coming over tomorrow to hang out

does this mean she wants to watch futa
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>dreaming
>hair falls out
>earlobes grow huge

I get the hair falling out. Don't understand the earlobe part.
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>>249751120
>>249750826
>not watching JAV porn streaming for this shit

http://www.sexvidx.com
make sure you have adblocker, I guarantee it's legit
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>Do anything
>dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks
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>>249751128
I actually literal piss the bed and wake up with soaked pyjamas

>tfw have to wake up before my uni flatmate does so i can change
>every
>fucking
>day
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>>249751103
>also, what's "thanks doc?"
Something about the colours green and purple.
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>>249751128
>Redditard
>not knowing >be me has been a staple of 4chan.coms b site since the beginning of time
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>>249751097
Oh cool I'm not the only one who discovered NMH in highschool and daydreamed about rocking out to that shit on stage
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>>249745747
Too bad you can't


that was the joke, wasn't it...
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>>249751309

No dumbass, it just means she wants to be with you.
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>>249751105
:^) you're probably right
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>>249751241
You do that too huh?
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>>249749354
sun-leo
moon-cancer
ascendant-gemini
I like being silly but my pride doesnt let me do it in front of people
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>>249751309
What else would you do with her?
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>Want to post reaction image
>Someone else already posted it somewhere else
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>>249751341
>streaming
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>>249750826
>>249751120
Cashback, look it up.
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>>249750498
Excellent taste anon.
They are amazing in concert

>you will never play This Modern Love while the qt of your dreams is in the crowd and she smiles at you during the ending when you softly say "...throw your arms around me..."
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>>249751486
finger her
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>driving in car
>start saying nigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigga
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>>249751241
You feel it too, don't you?
>>
>finger rips through the toilet paper
>smell finger
>smell finger again
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>>249750551
>dream I'm back at school
>usual dumb shit
>run into the chick I tried to ask out on the last day of senior year because too much of a faggot to do it before then
>feels like a second chance
>get blown off way more brutally than when it happened irl
>wake up
>do nothing the whole day but strongly consider suicide
I know I fucked up but that's still not cool.

And I know that first feel man, it sucks.
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>>249750830
>Holding controller
>Pressing shit
>Cannot see shit
>Wake up

All I wanted to know is what the fuck I was playing
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>>249751585
>scratch balls
>smell finger
>kind of stinks
>smell again
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>>249751241
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>>249751241
I don't do that, but I visibly cringe and make facial expressions almost involuntarily when I'm in the middle of a bad flashback like that.
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>fart
>it smells like chinese food
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>>249751558
>driving in car
>see black man on side of street
>turn down my gangsta rap
>roll up windows
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>>249751546
Ew touching girls, what are you, staight?
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>>249750796
m-muh breaking bad
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>>249748382
>know it will never happen so I just delete her contact off my phone
if you are going to delete her contact why don't you just send her the pic then?
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>Talking to beautiful 10/10 coworker
>Sudden urge to rape her

I need help
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>>249751241
THATS IT
THIS WHOLE THREAD
OOOOOH
MY
GOD
keep going
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>>249751558
200% nigga.
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>still have an imaginary friend since I was a kid
>he's actually grown up with me
>that feel when I'm more comfortable laying down by myself than with a qt grill because I'd rather sleep with the protection of my dragon friend.

still single and honestly I'm perfectly happy by myself because I'm never actually alone.
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>driving my car, by myself
>listen to weeaboo/vidya soundtracks
>sing along loudly to them sometimes
>stop singing at the intersection even though I know other cars can't hear my music or my singing
>>
>dream that it's the first day of high school
>have my schedule in my hand
>I can never find my classrooms

It sounds stupid but I feel terrified
>>
>do something really embarrassing around strangers
>hope they will die soon so no one can remember what I know
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>>249751679
me too i hate them. I can wait for selective memory erasing
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>>249751754
You want to destroy the only thing that let our ancestors spread the seed far enough and wide enough that pussy beta cunts like us were able to come to life?

i dont blame you.
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>>249751754

Ask her if she would like to be raped.
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>>249748835
Holy shit man. Ive felt that feel...
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>>249751241
Goddammit no, that's my thing.
What the fuck?
I also get random spasms and hit myself when that happens too.
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>cutting banana
>sudden urge to stab my closest family member

WHY
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>>249747898
I get this think where i cant imagine people holding Axes, they just keep fucking spinning!
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>>249751021
Honestly I feel like I could be fine with going full schizo, but I do still live with other people and I don't want to go totally fucking insane around them.
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>>249751539
Shit, don't remind me about that excellent album. It's one of the few that I personally believe to be flawless in that I love every track on it. I still listen silent alarm once in a while.
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>See extremely sexy/nude picture of a woman
>Instantly scream out the gibberish
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>>249751827
maybe you should get in a debilitating accident
then you can make him real
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>>249751869
I wouldn't because the memories are important to help me avoid making similar mistakes, they are powerful reminders after all.
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>>249751241
>Do that but while I am trying to fall asleep
>Spend the next hour or so trying to forget about that shit, not able to go to sleep.

That, or
>Trying to forget something
>Tell myself I will probably be thinking about it forever
>Five minutes later, I can't remember what I was trying to forget

Fuck you brain. Listening to me and shit.
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>>249749137
i'm usually pretty calm when i suffer sleep paralysis, had a few jump scares like on time i saw my clothes drying rack by the side of my bed then a face/skull flew at me, then the clothes rack was gone and i could move.

my house mate screams in his sleep and shit fairly often really loud too
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>>249751754
>My boss is the 10/10 gril

Also
>Gathering with some of the other guys talking about which co worker or customer you want to fuck
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>>249751691
>driving in car
>Hilltop, Tacoma, WA, USA.
>See youth
>Yell "NIGGER" and speed off, knowing that he won't be able to do anything
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>>249751241
It's usually either "fuck" or "god dammit"
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>>249751859
I have similar dreams a lot.
I always go back to high school, and it's always really dark out, or dusk.
Same thing with Walmart, of all places, dreams always start there, it's weird.

Never the schedule thing, though.
It's usually a big assignment due that I don't have to turn it.
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>>249751958
and then when you realize you aren't gonna do it because you think you are normal sane person you congratulate yourself in your head and say that you are good person for not killing them, that's what happens with me
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>talking to friend
>sudden urge to punch him in the face

w-why?
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>>249751948
jesus fuck, glad I'm not the only one.

>bad thought emerges into your mind
>start talking to yourself to make it stop
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>>249752000
What do you say then, anon?
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>>249746979
SAME FUCKING THING WITH ME. Except sometimes it was just a random dude doing parkour
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>>249749287
according to Freud everything you do is related to your dick
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>>249745384
The French have a term for situations like these. It's called L’appel du vide. It literally translates to "Call of the Void".

It's that little voice in your head that tells you to jump off that cliff you're overlooking or drive into incoming traffic.
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>>249752013
fuck man but i already learn my lesson why does it have to keep reminding me
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>>249752000
>See a really ripped fit guy IRL
>Start sweating and get a weird urge to lick every groove of their toned body
>Not even gay
Working retail next to a gym was hell.
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>think about all the times you got a random boner in front of your family when you were young
>quiver
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>role playing arguments against people you know while you drive
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>>249749137
>tfw you manage to break yourself out of sleep paralysis

One of the greatest feelings in the world.
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>>249752009
I have a feeling that in the last moments before I die I'll actually be seeing him towering over me, probably getting ready to carry me off into the afterlife or something.
Feels kinda nice.
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>>249751723

I even look like the guy, my coworkers always bring it up.

I've tought very often that i could make a good amount of drugs, sell them and just have a heap of cash stashed away in case of problem.
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>>249752023
>Want to tell someone something
>For get what it was
>Remember just before you go to sleep
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>post in a thread
>it immediately dies

I am the killer of threads
>also

>post something you think is funny
>no one replies
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>>249751382
it was.
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>>249752204
So you never forget.
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>Talk to a new person online
>Forget how to type basic English
>start googling words and their meanings

I have no trouble talking to people face to face
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>on the way to a meeting or to talk/do something important
>think of every possible outcome and how to deal with said outcome

It's getting to be too much.
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>>249749287
>Freud said this represents a fear of castration.
Freud also connected literally everything and anything about human psychology with sex, there's gotta be a line somewhere where it stops being reasonable
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>>249751241
>>249751679
It's so twisted, these things are so far in the past that they couldn't possibly affect you today.

And yet here we are, cringing out what we did 10+ years ago and have no possible way to control, and even if we could change them nothing would be different.
>>
>be around other people
>remember something funny that happened a decade ago and laugh
>they ask whats funny
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>>249752248
>always running what-if scenarios in your head, need to stay ready for every possible situation but only think about bad ones
>they never happen but you can't help but stay one step ahead
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>>249752337
I know that feeling to the T.
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>>249749071
me too
also
>Sleep at friend's house
>urge to touch his dick while he's asleep
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>>249752337
>tfw you post a link
>no one replies
\
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>>249752319
>Having a conversation
>think of the perfect thing to say to the other person hours later
>>
>>249752337
>Make really well thought out and planned troll attempt
>No one replies
>Someone posts nothing but complete nonsense shitposting
>100 replies

Maybe I should just try tripfagging.
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>>249752095
For me it's more 'holy fuck this is such a fucked up shitty feeling'.

I feel rather shaken up for a few seconds, then shake my head and say 'nah no fucking way could I ever' to try and reassure myself.

Fucking shit man.
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>>249752278
>wake up to a zombie sitting on my chest
>rip it's fucking heart out

Usually I just go back to sleep though.
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>>249752362
O..okay :(
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>>249749420
Thanks, thus gave me a seizure.
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>Have somebody else ride in my car
>Drop them off in my house
>Thoughts about them bugging my car so they can record me doing embarrassing shit
>Get paranoid
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>>249752404
Oh my fucking god I'm not alone, I thought I had a serious problem for a second. I only do it when I'm talking to somebody online who I know irl
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>>249752215
>was masturbating without shame by humping furniture when I was 3
>parents told me to go to my room if I wanted to do that
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>>249746979

See with me it would be. Well remember those cars in Unreal Tournament 4 with the blades that shot out of both ends ? I would picture them shooting out of my truck or car and just taking down every streetlight that was ahead of me.
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>>249749071
>>249752504
Fucking these. I hate talking to guys face to face because of this weird urge. Go away, gay thoughts
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>>249750551
Not really related but
>At work, having met a coworker's mother
>She's really hot
>Come back home and lie down on top of the bed
>Have a dream about having a foursome with coworker, her sister, and her mum.
>Coworker sucks me off while I french her mother.
>For some reason I can actually feel her tongue wrapping around mine
>Suddenly wake up with the hardest erection I've had in a while, while I'm making out with the air.
>Realize that anyone could have passed by my open door and seen this

I currently live at home with my family. If anyone saw it, they would not speak of it, but I would still know. And it frightens me to no end.
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>tfw sexually abused when i was a kid
>tfw no one knows except parents and the people who were responsible
>tfw no atequate therapy
>tfw too afraid to tell anyone because it will change their perception of me
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>>249749158
That's called being a bit depressed and desiring recognition.
>>
>Imagine hearing someone say something
>wonder how you sound saying it
>blurt it out
>Look around nervously wondering if anyone heard you
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>>249749851
And my bathroom has a mirror that is right on a door. And the door is closed. FUCK.
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>>249746080
>imagining there's a man on a skateboard following you and jumping around doing tricks as you travel by car
I used to imagine spiderman following our car while doing all sort of cool tricks
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>>249752337
>bump thread
>wait for other posts
>nothing
Th-thanks.

>>249752490
Even worse
>it's something from 4chan
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>>249752297

How old are you? Does anyone know? What is this friends name? What does he think of us? So many questions.
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I know a feel you all feel

The feel when no gf.
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>>249752780
What happened
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>>249749284
your name Jeremy?
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>>249752278
>sleep paralysis
>demonic beast starts towering over me
>exert will in my mind to force it to instead lay down on me and go to sleep.
>wind up falling asleep with it laying on me.
or alternatively

>having a dream
>something goes wrong
>"Oh yeah? Eat shit."
>open my eyes
>feel like a smug piece of shit because doing that lets me have full control over the dream and situation
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>>249752615
>giving someone a ride in my car
>think about driving way past our destination and kidnapping them
>>
>Dreaming about school during the summer
>Be it during middle school or high school summer break
>Going to class
>Fucking pissed as hell that it's the first day of school
>Have all this homework and shit
>Wake up panicking and make sure school isn't tomorrow
>It starts in like 3 months

Those dreams always pissed me off.
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>>249752780
If it means anything to you, I already thought you were a faggot :3c
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>>249752825
>Even worse
>>it's something from 4chan
oh god this happens to me too
>>
How about this

>talking to any loved one
>Lie about something insignifiant,
>Imagine ways to make the lie ''true'' by ommiting words or weaselly wording for hours.
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>>249752615
>Jerking off with my computer/phone/somewhere in my house
>Cum hard as fuck
>Get the weird urge that somebody's watching me or watching the sites I'm browsing
>Close everything, run a magnet, delete every history ever, search the room for any hidden cameras etc.
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>>249745991
I've actually done this. DO NOT DO THIS.

>leap from a car at 40+mph
>smash head on road three times
>roll for 10 feet
>blood everywhere
>head busted open
>get up walk across the street

>mfw I say I'm ok guys

Not as fun as it sounds bro.
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>>249752845
>tfw your gf was a virgin but you know you made her a sex crazed woman that's going to be getting dick whenever she wants now

it's like she's my daughter or something. the girl is crazy but i still can't get over the fact someone else is going be fucking her soon
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>>249749438
yes and yes
>>
>>249752851
Thumbnail glitch that happens when two images are posted at the same time.
>>
>tfw ocd and have to touch all food with my dick before eating it
>tfw trying to eat in public
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>>249752550
>Post about a good video game to play with /v/
>3 replies, page 10
>Someone else posts thread number #460 about some shit from E3 or a AAA title
>456 replies, page 1

Or alternatively, what you posted. The only time I ever successfully trolled a board was the one time I visited /a/ and posted saying that anime was all tryhard bullshit, and I was semi-serious. I said that more anime needs to be lighthearted and comedic, amongst other things, and even then not a ton of people wound up replying. That being said, I think /a/ is a terrible board.
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>family finds my stash of knuckles / rouge porn
>friends find my canon shipping proof dvd
>have the urge to throw my mom
>have the urge to belt
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>>249746662
I get intrusive thoughts too. I sometimes think about punching someone or saying something hateful to someone. It always happens to people I actually like, not people I actually want to punch or be mean to. It causes a guilty feeling afterwards.
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>>249753074
abandon thread
>>
>sleeping and shit
>dream goes wrong, creepy shit and shit
>in order to wake myself up, I get on top of something, dive off, and attempt to break my neck
>when I manage to break my neck, I wake up

This is fucking confusing as to how I found this out, and why I did it.
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>>249749851
>that's my fetish
Scary girls, I mean.
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>>249747749

I've actually compartmentalized many beliefs I've got into specific people; for instance, one friend represents Catholicism, another anarchism, an old teacher is modern liberalism, an ex-girlfriend is vegetarianism, etc. etc.

when I try to think about something I visualize them discussing the thoughts I imagine
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>>249753058
No anon what happen to you
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>>249746080
Same here, when I read about other anons imagining themselves singing/performing for the whole school, I felt 1000x less autstic.
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>>249752832
26, no, not going to name it because I named my steam account after him, he's actually really chill, kinda wish I could be more like him - laid back but attentive, doesn't say much but when he does say something it's actually well thought out.

>tfw I can carry on a conversation dealing with technical stuff like what I did to fix a server but the second it even gets into casual or smalltalk I fucking turn into an olive garden
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>>249749137
>Being in bed lil' tike anon
>Entire body is paralysed
>Every inch of my body stings like crazy
>Scream hoping my parents would wake up and help me
>Fall out of bed and crawl my way to their door
>Cry myself to sleep infront of their door
>wake up and just go back to my bed to go to sleep
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>>249752851
my dick was sucked and i sucked a dick when i was a child

it was an adult, not another kid, like, 60s.
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>>249753145
most people don't respond to shitty threads
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>in shower
>think about argument you once got in
>think of the PERFECT come back
>imagine if you would have said it and how everyone would have laughed their asses off
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>>249750549
The age limit is 18. You even admit to being a kid
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>Lying in bed
>About to fall asleep
>Start thinking about scary shit
>Lay awake while scared of it
>Fear of the scary thing walking through your door
>Can't decide whether to go to sleep or stay awake
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>>249752845
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>>249753387
nigger I'm 19 and still think I'm a kid
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>>249753228
And some days you ask yourself if you're actually awake, and want to do it one more time just to make sure, right?
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>walk past stairs on my way to the bathroom
>sudden urge to jump down the stairs

I was probably playing video games at the time, it's really hard to keep that vidya
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>>249748401
Mission accomplished
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>>249750301
>Why isn't everyone in this thread banned yet?
>I didn't read any of the posts LOL
You know only children act this way, right?
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>>249745981
It's OCD mate, obsessive thoughts. i know that feel, random thoughts of violence or death involving things and people you know. seek help trust me it will only paralyze your life
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>>249753398
>lying in bed
>this same scenario
>back pointing towards the door
>too comfy to roll over
>occasionally check behind you to make sure everything is clear
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>In good thread on /v/
>someone calls you to other part of the house
>Worry about thread 404ing
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>>249753387
adult =/= 18
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>>249753382
I imagine that having the wisdom I had now when I was a kid would have been the best thing ever.
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>>249748710
That sounds like sleep paralysis, can you have lucid dreams?
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>>249753351
The AAA threads on /v/ and constant threads about the same few games every day indicate otherwise.
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>>249753593
i already saved this thread to my harddrive
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>>249753398

>Watch Youtube videos about Creepypastas at night
>Know they are all bullshit
>Still get a scared
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>>249753256
>>249753347

truth be told it probably contributed a lot to all of the issues i have now. i never got proper therapy or anything like that and i haven't spoken to anyone about it since it happened. it's disgusting to think that happened to me. it all feels like a distant memory but it's crazy, everytime i'm around my family i just think to myself "they know what happened to me"
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>>249753398
This one always gets me
>Laying in bed
>Browsing a creepy thread or reading some creepy short stories (The good creepy pastas)
>Have a huge fucking feeling that shadow creatures will slam my door and staring at me in my sleep
Prepare to die DLC was a fucking nightmare for me. For some reason my biggest fears is shadow creatures like the top hat figure.
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>>249746342
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>>249753543
>Running up stairs pretending to be operator
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>>249753529
Nope
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