>I have a feeling the Next E3 isn't going to work out for me.
>''HEY HEY YOU. Wimpy console!''
>''Are you too much of a cheap ass to use superior hardware?''
>''Are you a weakling built like a brick?''
>''Now you too can have power computing''.
>''With Cloud gaming!!''
>''They slip on like a glove''
>''How big do you want them?''
>''And for the PCweenies, 4K''
>''I was a wimp before cloud gaming''
>''Now I'm a jerk, and all the homosexuals love me''
>''have you guys seen the new xbone?''
>''Oh you mean Xbox BigBonedpants? He's in there''.
>Um yeah thanks.
>yeah 1080p 60FPS is my life.
>I remember when I use to be him over there.
>I remember when I use to look like you too.
There's a tornado in my fucking state, I will try to keep posting. God I hating living in the middle of America.
>''yeah your secret hardware? There's no way you can play games like that with your current specs''
fuck my internet is slower than shit.
Fuck off rule fag. Two can play at your game
>First I set my settings to high and blow on it using this.
>Does Forza lie?
It's green outside. What the fuck does that mean?
It means Microsoft is on to you.
>It's green outside. What the fuck does that mean?
n-nothing anon. just hurry up and post the rest of that OC you got there...
OP was just killed by the tornado
Or it simply knocked out the power
Microsoft is preparing to launch the bone, mtn dew mists usually cover the skies and doritos hail when The Bone is imminent
Why the fuck do the OP's always start posting this type of shit and then some storm comes and conveniently kills them.
>no response for over 10 mins
OP GOT ABDUCTED BY FUCKING ALIENS
>game revealed, even some bits of gameplay
>it's fucking amazing, the physics are insane, the visuals are incredible and very optimized, game looks very fun
>aliens immediately destroy us and steal the game
RIP IN PEACE OP
Where's OP? Is he okay?
Can someone screen cap these Spongebob scenes?
Guys you have nothing to worry about. Tornados are peaceful and natural. The only people affected by them are trailer park trash kind of like OP so stop WWWOOOOSSSHHHing so hard and hold still.
If dubs op managed to hide in his cellar while the tornado passed by
Im on to you, you fucking tornado.
>mfw tornadoes posting near me
Why can Microsoft control Tornados?
Got everything copied and ready for the collage
I've never done this before oh god what have I gotten myself into
Oh great, now even tornadoes posts on here.
Whats next? earthquakes, volcanoes.
>yfw this is what they meant all along about the power of the cloud
all is lost
Im OP back from the dead and im trying to make more so just calm the fuck down.
JEEZ I wonder who's behind this post.
I never asked for these feels when I opened the thread.
>tfw OP got hit by ultra rare twin tornado
Well this was an unexpected turn of events
Collage is about 75% done
working with the power of the cloud
>Waiting on the collage
>It's storming outside my trailer
Anyone here live in a state that is never affected by natural disasters?
OHIO IN DA HOUSE.
>mfw the sky actually does turn green before a tornado
Shit, OP is probably dead right now
>tfw California is overdue for a fuckhuge earthquake.
No one is allowed to report the disasters and horrible secrets of this thread
Somebody finally creates OC and he is taken away from us. RIP OP ;_;7
ohhh nonononono anon, that would be silly
remember to buy lots of water to keep hydrated
Florida here. Hurricane season started at the start of this month.
>all four seasons
>dat freshwater supply
>7th most populous state but still has plenty of countryside
there was that one time, though...
Holy shit nigga I think you stumbled on something bigger then all of us.
>op makes a funny sponge bob thread
>killed by a tornado
Not even god himself wants this board to be good
CT here, I have to put up with people saying the same exact thing about my state. I don't understand it either. I personally like CT, no disasters at all. Winter is never an issue because I'm not retarded and Summer is pretty mild compared to other parts of the world.
Niggaaaa. Columbus here, attending OSU but currently at home.
>grow up in FL
>thunderstorms are run of the mill events
>nobody even gets worried
>hurricanes are just something people are prepared for and aren't too bothered by
>move to louisiana for job
>it even begins to rain some and everybody panics and can't drive and think it's the end of the world
That's true, I think the last bad season Florida had was when Charley, Francis, and Jeanne or something all hit in the same year. That was some shit. I remember getting gallons of water from the national guard. Crazy shit man.
1000 hours in paint.
i actually used ms paint to make this
it was also my first time so please be gentle ;_;
>live in Florida
>walking down the street during a category 3 hurricane
>got a little wet
>go up north
>a thunderstorm with real life actual lightning
>people are stocking up on drinkable water and buying batteries
>US tries to annex canada
>americans flock to country to gloat over superiority
>-50C winter kicks in around october and all americans either go into shock, move to BC, die, or go back to murrica
>everything goes back to normal and everybody eventually forgets it was ever even annexed
Hey good job anon.
somebody had to take the next cosmic assassination and Ièm glad you have the balls to sacrifice yourself to show the injustice
you want to say any last words?
GEORGIA BROS WW@
>tfw worst thing ever to happen was a heavy windstorm when I was, like, 3
I guess the North is a pretty vague term. Seriously though, the people I was staying with at the time were visibly frightened every time they heard thunder. I was flabbergasted.
I get a feeling OP should not have listened to Spongebob.
Is this just another dirty tornado or is it actually you OP?
ALL OF YOUR REACTION PICS ARE LOST FOREVER
glad you're okay OP. what was the final punchline anyway
10/10 for effort, you did well today. Fuck tornadoes.
I love these so much. Someone post the Bee one.
No shit my dad is a store manager for Lowes back home and any time it seems to frost there's a line waiting to get generators. What's worse are the people who are "just looking" when there's a blizzard outside
I'm glad I don't live in a place prone to earthquakes, hurricanes or tornadoes.
Worst natural disaster I get is forest fires and its moderately OK.
Gas masks sell out fast and then I make a stalker joke and nobody gets it.
I have an old ass phone, it's barely capable of posting on here.
I've been through hard drive failures before, it sucks but I'm used to it.
Also the punch line was Forza showing "DA POWA OF DA CLOUD" was a sham, with pictures of the 2d crouds where Spongebob's muscles would have been proven fake.
I'm on a different IP because I switched to my phone.
HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOO Everyone. Just a T?o?r?n?a?d?o? normal natural wind formation here.
Say, I was loooooooooking for OP, I heard he may had s?u?r?v?i?v?e?d? ducked after I tried to r?i?p? ?h?i?s? ?g?u?t?s? ?o?u?t? pay him a friendly visit.
If any of you n?e?x?t? ?v?i?c?t?i?m?s? non gyrating beings see him, can you scream in terror, I would very muuuuucccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh appreciate!
IP dont mean shit when deleting posts
passwords exist for a reason dude
When I said old phone, I meant it has no camera. And if it did I wouldn't tell someone to post it on here, especially since my only contacts are my family.
>tfw no friends ;_;
>implying anyone sets their password
You can trust me.
>that little red camera on its forehead
CONTROLLED BY THE JEWS
I wasn't expecting this level of feels
Damn you, OP
You can always trust the Emperor and his grace, brother.
Nigga it flooded 3 years ago and he had that snowstorm incident lastyear
>sitting outside of my work waiting for my friend to pick me up since my car died earlier during the week
>2 geese come walking up to me
>standing by my feet looking up at me and then turning around and sitting themselves in the same direction I'm looking
>the quack at me as I leave, still sitting there
I don't know if I should feel happy and magical, or very very concerned
>not trusting spiders
Oh boy, here we go. Earthquake defense force over here.
don't believe their lies, this is nothing more then anti-spider propaganda
North Carolina reporting in.
Nigga we got Hurricanes AND Tornadoes.
TLDR anon gets a wii u for christmas, doesnt work, opens it up to find a mud dauber nest full of brown recluses who are originally assumed dead, but are later discovered to be merely paralyzed and OP stops posting.
Only if there the cute type who don't poison the shit out of me.
How's it feel to know we are gods chosen and will never have a serious natural disaster?
You're forgetting about your dental hygiene.
poison is good for you don't you know?
remember that tornado Birmingham had? oh and don't forget whenever it snows it may as well be a disaster
How does it feel to be on a shitty island stuck with the Scottish.
Just kidding I like the Scottish.
My Irish blood makes me lash out at them though.
The hate sex is great.
>mfw I have Scottish heritage and everybody knows it because while my hair is dirty blonde, my beard is the sun
Rhode Island represent. Worst disaster I've powered through was some rain and wind.
Yes don't trust those dirty spiders, they spread disease you know
SoCal masterrace reporting.
I just went up to Kernville over the weekend to go rafting and there was a fire in the area. The river and some of the campsite got smoked the fuck out.
On the drive back we could see planes and helicopters dropping water on a massive smoke cloud.
A few weeks before a bridge got burned down and we passed under what was left of it on the way up.
Fuck, I hate fires.
OP here. Power is back on thanks to a generator.
Not too much damage to my house. But I did get a busted window I have to cover with duck tape cardboard and video games.
I used an old xbox to cover my head. You guys ready for the rest of the pics?
Here it is. I will continue the spongebob punchline now.
Empire at war. I loved the game but the expansion set got corrupted and Lucas arts said they wouldn't replace it.
I'm sorry I thought 3.58mb was too big for a shitty picture, I'm trying to make it smaller.
we haven't gotten a proper one in quite some time