>Aw, darnit Peg! I just can't beat Nito! Is there anything that can kill him?
>Try using one of your dirty socks, Al.
A fat woman walked into Gamestop today. She asked if we had any games with strong female protagonists. I said there were plenty: Metroid, Tomb Raider, Bayonetta. But those weren't good enough for her! Oh no! She said they were all too pretty. Too sexy. She said she wanted a protagonist who looked like her.
I told her it would just too hard for the developers. Why, just to render her rear end they'd need more polygons than any game made in the last eight years!
Now I don't know when they started letting women carry rocket launchers...
>Oh Al, look at all this neat DLC I just bought! My characters' wearing a little hat! Isn't that cute?
>And where did you get the money for this, Peg?
>Oh, don't worry Al. It isn't my money. It's your's.
>When will they make a game character *I* can relate to, Al? Hmm? I can't wait for that game to come out.
>Banjo Kazooie came out a long time ago, Marcy.
>I'll have you know I get plenty of action on Friday nights!
>Japanese dating sims don't count, Bud.
>Hey! I don't play those!
>Oh right, I forgot. Even Hanako has standards.
>Hey Bud, they made a video game about your sex life. It's called "Eternal Darkness"!
>Oh yeah, they made on about your sex life too. It's called "Splatoon."
>mfw this thread is tangentially vidya related because an episode is on right now with Milla Jovovich
/r/ing any vidya female with Peggy Bundy hair and outfit
I can't watch more than 4 minutes of the show without having a big fucking boner.
Don't have vidya, but will this work for you?
Married with Children was timeless. I cant think of this man as anything but Al Bundy
russians like this even thou original was on tv a lot earlier.
Al: Hey Jefferson! What did you do that earned you so much money?
Jefferson: I sold cosmetic hats in Team Fortress 2. Yeah that place is so polluted with traders that you'll never see a sequel in another 20 years.
Al: Gaben will still release Half Life 2- Episode 3, right?
Jefferson: [laughing uncontrollably as he walks backwards out the open door, closing it in front of him.]
Al: Oh well. I guess I'll check what's on Steam sales...
Nice one, op.
Gotta watch the bundies yet again someday.
>RIP her tits
Oh no, oh no.Oh god nooooo. There really is no god.
>it's a shame what botox did to her
Oh god, this future fucking sucks ass.
>married with children point'n'click adventure game
Make this happen.
Your favorite video game is now
featured in a cutaway on family guy
What is it like, and how bad is it?
> yfw Al Bundy had been fighting SJWs decades ago
>"JC! You killed that innocent bystander!"
>well, what can I say, he looked suspicious, I bet he was carrying a bomb
>"wait.. is this because he's brown skinned? you're bit of a racist, JC"
>heh heh, what a shame
Here's some tumblr blubbers getting wrek'd by Al Bundy.
He's always seen as a scumbag male pig, but nobody ever questions why he is that way. They just assume that he's a muhsoggykneeist because he was born that way, but in reality he's just a poor guy who got shat on by society.
explain how in a lot of episodes you hear people in the crowd yelling "go al" or "go peg", or the fact that they never show the side of the room that the camera is positioned in the shot?
>playing Married With Children Online
>most I can score is 3 touchdowns
>in a whole season
The show was filmed in front of studio audience but sometimes they employed the laughtrack in post production if the skits didn't elicit any strong response from the audience.
Scoring four touchdowns in a single game of high school football is often said to be the highlight of Al Bundy's life, as he had never been able to top this one event. This occurred during a state championship game, when Al's team at Polk High had been down by three touchdowns and the coach had made the decision to quit the game. Al prevented this, and went on to score four touchdowns, the three to catch up, and the one to win, winning the game for Polk High.
>Peter's walking around
>suddenly that ghostface thing pops up
>Peter screams and punches it
>it falls to the ground
>Peter keeps punching it till he's exhausted
>turns out its Meg in a sheet
>/v/ is Al Bundy
>gaming" journalism" is Marcy Darcy
>It's an actual audience, why do you think they had to pause so much at times? It was genuine laughter.
>those few moments where the actors try to keep composure and hold back their smiles while the audience goes nuts.
It's infectious, I smile too.
>the femisnazi backlash that would come from this
It ruins everything it touches. The only solution is chemo.
Yes, right after you buy God's Shoes
boy i sure do love family man sitcoms
>This is worse than that time I ran away FROM the circus!
>Children die and/or "gay experience at camp" joke
He's a fucking movie start for fuck's sake, I don't care what third-world shithole you come from, you might have at least come across one of his shitty movies while on the internet, fag.
>He's a fucking movie star
he's a glorified extra in his Bar mitzvah buddy Adam Sandler's earlier movies. The last thing Rob Schneider did of note was show up in South Park over a decade ago to be made fun of.
The English language is very nuanced. Words like "star" carry the connotation that someone is well liked and maybe even admired. Rob Schneider is none of those things, he's just a greasy rapist looking goblin motherfucker and he's brought on because that elicits some laughs from people.
They mention it like every other episode. He was an up and coming football star but Peg got knocked up so he married her and dropped his dreams of playing football to support them.
Honestly though Al should be the face of /v/ and peg is the gaming industry we hate her but we still keep coming back every night, and for some unknown reason we can't live without her. Plus we all act like someway Al in some way on here, just loathing everything with a few exceptions.
>too bad a guy that couldn't find work for years because every time he tried to get a job acting idiots in the audience would chant "BUNDY! BUNDY!" at him finally got a job on another wildly successful sitcom
Yeah, what a shame.
This slut was just too much for my poor dick.
Constantly naked, bathing with her brothers or getting fucked by someone.
I don't like how the gays on that show are written as being massive queens. Sure that's how some gays are, but still.
I also don't like how whats her name Mexican girl is written.
Everything else on that show is great, though.
>read the descriptions on the engravings done by your dwarfs
>they are just bland jokes involving famous people and are completely unrelated to the story of your fort or the story of the world you live in
>Oh wow this is just like that time I played World of Warcraft for fifteen hours straight!
>cuts to the dad naked on the PC screaming about dots, dragons, typical us gamers shit
>dumb GAME OVER sound plays, he punches the screen, runs to the bed, screams and shoves a remote up his ass
>cuts back to whatever typical sitcom episode archetype they're on
Steve: Why so casual, Al? Forgot you can reinforce your weapons because you skipped all the dialogue in your Let's Play videos.
Al: You watched those, Steve?
Steve: Sure, Al. You deserve at least four digits in your life, even if its only in video views. Just you wait, I'll show you how a pro gamer like myself beats a harcore game like this. I'll beat it without dying, shame your subs to sub to me and get so much ad revenue on Youtube. I'll be the next Pewdiepie while you can only hope to be the next DarkSydePhil
Marcy: (screaming from next door) STEVE, I CAN'T GET THIS FRAPS TO WORK FOR OUR PEGGLE 2 GAME!! COULD YOU PLEASE HELP OUT!!
Steve ...I need to warm up before I tackle Dark Souls, Al. I got to get monetization to work before I release my videos. I might need to buy a green screen so I can put myself in the video so they know who is playing it.
Al: Sure thing, Steve. Tell Marcy that the next game she should play is Alfred Chicken. I want to know how a pro poultry plays a game with just her beak.
>in the middle of killing a monster
>the cat speaks to you "remember that time when Billy Crystal was eating hot dogs on the Eiffel tower?"
>game cuts to a cutscene showing Billy Crystal eating hot dogs on the Eiffel tower
>hot dog falls to the ground
>scene ends and you can finally go back to fighting the monster
I think it would be a good way to present Monster Hunter to the new kids, but it's still too much gameplay so it'll bomb.
All 260 episodes were with actual audience,except a few which were pre-recorded(like the one where Amanda Bears playing her lesbian cousin and Marcy).
The Netherlands infamous tv/movie family Flodder,about an asocial white trash family who moves from a ghetto to a rich neighborhood. Hilarity ensues.
>Anon are you going to play me tonight?
>I would rather eat my own eyeballs
>That wasn't really the joke
The entire episode was basically just them shoving in as many Married with Children references as possible. They even had those rats and pig character to sit on the sidelines and hoot.
>the alien's name is Alfonzo, but she calls him Al
>there's a laugh track
>they're on a couch in the same blocking
>her hair is done the same way
it was a goat tier gag but the fuck are you thinking that was the whole joke
They're pretty random. Sometimes they're 5 in the morning, sometimes they're 6 in the morning, sometimes 7. However, at least usually when it's not on, My Name Is Earl is on, and that show's pretty good.
I don't know why but I'm kinda of jealous of this, if it's true.
I rate this thread a 10/10.
It is perfect in every god damn way.
>How do you do it, Al? Selling women's shoes must be the worst job in the world. Can you name a job less respectable, more humiliating and worse paying?
>Yes I can, Jefferson. It's called "Game Journalism."
>not shooping a site logo on his smock
>posting this almost literally as far away from christmas as is possible
Never found Kelly Bundy sexy throughout every season of the show. Christina Applegate isnt that attractive at all.
Had the same issue with Anchorman where she is suppose to be the net hot woman in town. But she wasnt. The women Ron and the others were talking to in the beginning of the movie are way more attractive.
>Pumpkin, whatever happened to that "Raz" kid who was over here?
>I don't know, he jumped into my mind an hour ago and he hasn't been back.
>Oh, well sweetie, he's as good as dead.
Christina is lovely even without her tits.
>mfw seeing her with her original hair the first time
>not masturbating furiously to this
>The last episode to pic related
made me cry
>final episode of Married with Children
>AL will never come back and get ride of all the SJW and SRS faggots.
>you are now aware that if this show came out today there would probably be a public execution for everyone involved with the project
Don't want to upset any sensitive people or make any gender stereotypes. It's roughly the same as mass murder or even worse, a rape.
>you will never insert a bunch of bon bons into peggy's vagina and have it melt inside her and then let it drip out into your mouth
>tfw netflix took the series off of streaming
Wow that sounds sort of like my country......
>In January 1985, two armed robbers broke into Drescher and Jacobson's Los Angeles apartment. While one ransacked their home, Drescher and her friend were raped by the other, at gunpoint. Jacobson was also physically attacked, tied up, and forced to witness the entire ordeal. It took Drescher many years to recover, and it took her even longer to tell her story to the press. She was paraphrased as saying in an interview with Larry King that although it was a traumatic experience, she found ways to turn it into something positive. In her book Cancer Schmancer, the actress writes: "My whole life has been about changing negatives into positives." Her rapist, who was on parole at the time of the crime, was returned to prison and given two life sentences.
And then she got cancer
Man I don't even like Fran Drescher but nigga
I wonder how much of a backlash Married with Children would get if it was a new series today.
It did have backlash in the 80s, but not for the reasons you think it would be. People were upset that it wasn't a typical family sitcom and how 'foul' a family show it was.
your fetish is a shit
>That surprised reaction from her copping a D feel
>Peggy sticking up for Al
The entire point of Married with Children was the Bundy family had one rule.
Only a Bundy can insult, harass, and berate another Bundy. If someone else fucks with them, the whole family defends them.
The purest form of family love.
Ah. Right. I was remembering the clown fight episode of Malcolm in the Middle.
Honestly, if that show weren't focused on Malcolm, it could have easily been just as good as Married with Children.
No. I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.
>Jay has accepted his son as gay and accepted their adopted daughter
>Has a hard time with marriage
>Son flips out and acts all drama
Yes I was mad at that faggot
The actor who plays him came to my work one day
Remember when Peg and Bundy were going to have another kid. Not Seven which they got in a later season. The real life pregnancy of Katey Sagal was written into the story but was changed to a dream sequence when a complication in an emergency Cesarean section caused the death of her seven month daughter.
I didn't even learn about this until that E! True Hollywood Story show was on since I was young and the internet wasn't as big as it is now. I always feel kind of sad when I see that episode and think of how it could have changed if the daughter had actually been a part of the show.
>The real life pregnancy of Katey Sagal was written into the story but was changed to a dream sequence when a complication in an emergency Cesarean section caused the death of her seven month daughter.
O-oh? That's why?
I just thought they were lampooning shit like Days Of Our Lives, with entire seasons being retconned as dreams.
Man, now I'm kinda sad.
>She bit me on the neck, Peg! Now I'll live forever!
Nope, they weren't hyping it like that. In fact, her pregnancy was hidden frequently. However, Ed O'Neill wanted to do something not involving Katey Sagal so that she could spend her time mourning.
>Watching I Know That Voice
>This scene happens
Took me a minute to figure out why he was so familiar.
Allow me, Megaman X4
>"Oh man, this is worse than that time I had to be a boss in that one Megaman game"
>cut to Peter in an ill-fitting Storm Owl suit and X
>"Didn't we just do this, like, three games ago?"
>"What, no! I'm Storm Owl! That was STORM Eagle!"
>"Well what's the frikkin' difference, you're both birds named Storm!"
>Look of shock awashes over Peter's face. "Did you just-"
>"Woah, woah hey buddy, I didn't mean to-"
>"Are you a RACIST or something? I thought Reploids were BETTER than this. I mean, I don't have to take that. This is year 21XX and you know what? Obama changed that."
Netflix has Dinosaurs and that's enough to make me keep it. I should really get the box set. 10/10 show.
I think that's enough /v/ for me today.
Steve just up and left one day after losing his job and there was a whole episode dedicated to it, he comes back as a park ranger with a rare condor egg, that's probably why that one guy said he left to become a park ranger.
This woman is godlike
GODDESS like, she like one of those chill celebs and she actually give to charities etc. fuck I read her wiki and imdb and actually fucking got jealous she was married because I wanted to marry her
I fucking kid you not
Peggy: You ever think they're making another metroid? We need more female leads in outer space.
Al: Outer Space is a VACUUM peg, not a place that NEEDS to be vacuumed.
>"This is worse than that time Sarah Palin became a dominatrix!"
>"Let's dance, boys!"
A WELL THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THE WORD A WELL THE BIRD BIRD BIRD
Just imagining it is making me want to kill myself.
He has also came back in one episode each season after his departure when Jefferson took over. Don't remember all of them but he was a limousine driver, principal, and a pirate in peg's story. It was good to see him again each season. He actually cared about the show unlike FOX who didn't even give the show the dignity of a final episode. I wouldn't mind if they did a reunion episode but I doubt FOX would ever support such a thing.
This has been the best thread I've read on /v/ in probably over a year. Man. Makes all those "Bundyland" jokes I did when borderlands originally came out seem awful after seeing how trashy gearbox got.
>tfw never watched this
>tfw sort of watched Simpsons
>feel like I missed out
>tfw grew up with MST3K
It explains a lot.
I love MST3K. Joel best host forever.
Goddamnit anon I didn't need you to remind me of those feels
You probably don't want to hear what happened to her voice actress.
Ok, I'll pass on this one then
>Judith was last seen riding her bike on the morning of July 25, 1988. That evening, József shot Judith in the head while she was sleeping in her room, then shot Maria. József spent the next two days wandering around the house, and said during a phone call with Judith's agent on the next night that he intended to move out for good, and just needed time to "say goodbye to my little girl." He then poured gasoline on the bodies and set them on fire. After incinerating the bodies, József went into the garage and shot himself in the head with a .32 caliber pistol.
Man, now i wonder if they still sell Land Before Time at pizza hut.
Every time I think about it, I wonder what the impetus was for the man to kill his family, but I blame the mother equally. She had as much of a hand in it as the father did. When my mother was being abused by my father, she fled with my siblings and I in tow, and when my father abused me after we chose to go back, I walked out on him. I just don't understand what would drive a rational person to stay when their child's life is at stake.
Ohh yeah I read this somewhere along time ago.
Still fucked up
I just watched it, because it sparked an interest.
>izzy is done by some old lady
>bobby is a girl
>nolan north isn't 50% of the movie
>billy west isn't the other half of the movie
I enjoyed it.
>I know that somewhere deep inside him, hes still a good man! That my husband/wife is still a good person!
Stockholm syndrome, all of them. Fucking masochists.
we're the opposite because i never saw mst3k
actually i did a few times but i thought it was kinda dumb and didn't like it
then again i thought the same thing with seinfeld and star trek tng and i love those shows now
imagine the smell, imagine the sound it makes!
>i thought it was kinda dumb
It's one of the basic joys of modern civilization: endlessly shitting on bad movies with your friends. And they're really damn good at it. They throw CRAZY references in there, because they know someone will get it
Yes, mafiosos who get moved to Regina because witness protection so fahnny. The big running gag is that the dad calls it Vagina. It makes me one to gouge my eyes out. What the hell happened Canada? We used to be cool. Now it's the land of shitty Flash cartoons.
Holy shit I just replied to a 12 hour old post, what am I doing with my life. I really gotta switch 4chan X to show 24-hour time.
>As Judith's career success increased, József became increasingly abusive, jealous and paranoid, and would routinely threaten to kill himself, his wife, and daughter. His alcoholism worsened, and resulted in three separate arrests for drunk driving. In December 1986, Maria reported his threats and physical violence toward her to the police. After police found no physical signs of abuse, Maria eventually decided not to press charges against József.
>After the incident, József reportedly stopped drinking, but continued to threaten his wife and daughter, which included threats of cutting their throats as well as burning down the house. He reportedly hid a telegram informing Maria that a relative in Hungary had died, in an attempt to prevent her and Judith from leaving America. Physical violence continued, with Judith telling a friend about her father throwing pots and pans at her, resulting in a nosebleed. Due to her father's abuse, Judith began putting on weight and exhibited disturbing behavior, which included plucking out all her eyelashes and pulling out her cat's whiskers. After breaking down in front of her agent during a singing audition for All Dogs Go to Heaven, Judith was taken by Maria to a child psychologist, who identified severe physical and emotional abuse and reported her findings to Child Protective Services.
>The investigation was dropped after Maria assured the case worker that she intended to begin divorce proceedings against József and that she and Judith were going to move into a Panorama City apartment she had recently rented as a daytime haven from József. Friends urged Maria to follow through with the plan, but she resisted, reportedly because she did not want to lose the family home and belongings.
Kinda selfish, but she was also afraid of her husband ruining her and Judith's life after the divorce.