Hello, i'm kinda new here.
Would you guys take care of my Klonoa while i'm away for a bit?
Let's discuss the Klonoa games!
I'm playing through the first one right now, is there any way to go back and replay levels once I'm done with them without starting a new save file?
I'd been looking for this image forever, thank you for posting it.
Klonoa was a bad game and I don't get the appeal. It's really for pre-schoolers.
The design and artwork looked promising but I was disappointed by the lack of difficulty, poor gameplay, infantile "story", if you can even call it that, characters about as smart as Patrick Star and the in-game graphics style.
Note, I played the Wii version and reviewed a lot of the original PS1 videos on YouTube.
>Klonoa was a bad game
I wouldn't call it bad but it's not outstanding either.
I feel like Kirby did pretty much everything Klonoa did, but exponentially better.
>and I don't get the appeal.
I didn't get why people loved the series so much myself (I mean it's good but not as good as some would have you believe) until I stopped to think about it.
If you really don't know, look at the thread, and if you just opened it look at the archive.
Klonoa's both a shota and a furry, and /v/ is unfortunately furry as heck, so I've concluded /v/ likes it for this reason.
>perfected 2.5d gameplay
>every stage is memorable
>simple but interesting story
>a bad game
Find the closest 5 story building and jump off the top. Your opinions are so awful you really shouldn't be alive.
I want more Eriko Imura music.
Here's some non-Klonoa songs by her
I want to
takeKlonoa to a nice restaurant, then to a nice filmand come home so we can both play vidya on the couchuntil he passes out, then I pick him up and place him on my bed so he can sleep soundly
What about the fans that just like the games?
I really want to see a new Klonoa game, and I want him to get popular so that maybe regular people will enjoy the series instead of the breeding ground of undesirables it has going for it now.
It's one of the opening pages in a series of 4 panel comics. It's all official too.
It's translated from Japanese though, so lots of the jokes may be lost in translation.
So am I bumping a dead thread, or are people busy reading this?
HAH so original n funny anon. you censored your post *(clevurly i might add :3) to make it seem like you're a lewd pedophile gayfur when really it wasn't that lewd at all just gayfur and a pedophile
The only thing I want is Klonoa in Smash. He'd fit in so well.
I'm not going to keep dumping an empty thread.
What would you like to see in a third Klonoa game?
Lots of levels, original costume, maybe a harder difficulty mode or something. Basically something to keep the game interesting for the next 10 years while waiting for 4.
Sure, don't worry, nothing will happen to him.
I would totally suck his beautiful furry dick while sticking my finger into his tight butthole, massaging his prostate just to feel the soft rhythm of his anal contractions while he experiences the most intense orgasm he has ever had.
Hey, I don't know if that one guy with the Klonoa
Miiverse Artis here, but if you are I searched for the Klonoa Corocoro comics, but they were just the first chapters from volume 2 of the manga.
As much as I like the games, I would say no.
You should still give them a try though, but sadly enough (like many other games), it's just one of those things that you shouldn't play in public.
If you're with friends that are also into vidya, you could use the nostalgia excuse and probably get away with it.
With a PSP
Yeah, apparently they're worth a shot
I think you're right with that argument, I usually play not-cute games while I commute to my uni so nobody gives two shits about it.
I guess I'll still put in in my PSP anyway and play it when nobody's watching, I've always wanted to try them out.
>I guess I'll still put in in my PSP anyway and play it when nobody's watching, I've always wanted to try them out.
That's probably the best bet, like I've said (and that other Anon) they really are worth trying.
Do yourself a favor and don't look up any spoilers. As cute as the game is, it has lots of darker undertones and a very feels worthy ending.
That's great to know. You're not going to find any lewd here though.
Well that's all folks!
Sorry for kind of hijacking the thread...
I needed a distraction from playing dark souls way to much so I though yeah cutesy game :D ..... that ending made it not cutesy
felt more like a weird mental trip to me
Decided I would play through a game I only remember playing a demo of when I was younger.
It's a really long story but I'll try to shorten it.
>See Klonoa (Wii) review in Nintendo Power magazine
>Review got a "Nintendo Power recommends"
>Review said it had a feels worthy ending (which I didn't believe).
>Looked up some gameplay, looked pretty good, but I never got it
>Fast forward years later
>See a Klonoa thread on /v/ (one that isn't shit)
>Learn that it wasn't just a Wii game
>Someone mentioned the ending
>Look it up on Youtube
>Don't understand it
>Play the first game on an emulator
>Check out walkthroughs of the other games
>Learn about the ShiftyLook comic, and the state of the series as a whole
After that I saw the state that Klonoa threads on /v/ would get into, so I got all the official comics I could, and just started posting them to keep them bumped, or to keep the thread on topic (aka, not a porn filled cesspool).
>It's about the quality of the thread
That's what I'm saying. I try to keep the threads on topic. Other people have done it too, just with fan art, OC, ect.
You're making it sound like I'm the only one that hates it when these threads get filled with shitposts.
>You're making it sound like I'm the only one that hates it when these threads get filled with shitposts.
No, but I find it hilarious how defensive you're getting for doing the right thing
Hey, is the second GBA game more challenging than the first? Platformers aren't really my thing to begin with and it being a cakewalk is making it a chore to finish (this is ignoring getting all the crystals on the moving screen missions, some of those are pretty tough), despite how much I loved Klonoa 2 as a kid. I'll probably start it regardless, but I'd like to know what I'm in for nonetheless.
Yes. Just get the first one, or the Wii remake. Don't look up any spoilers (sadly enough it's a short game, so you won't need to worry that much about it).
If you get/emulate the Wii version, change the voice acting to the original (the English VA is very unfitting for the character).
Great, it's these shit stains again.
The mods have already gotten rid of one shitposter.
Your fetish is shit-tier, unacceptably bad, even for 4chan. Scat is a better fetish. Getting off on imagining mutilating imaginary cute characters makes you even more sick in the head than a furry or even a real animal fucker. Maybe even more because you're probably the disgusting type of piece of shit that would actually mutilate animals for your sick fuck fetish.
End your life.
c-can we just skip this thread past its violent abuse stage and to the lucid dreaming discussion and advice stage we got to last thread?
Dream advice man please come back
Well, I'd mind in the fact that I'd be extremely upset with the fact that somebody even laid a finger on him. I'm not discriminating against him, I just want to apprehend and punish those who would harm him, or anyone else in the matter of torture for that matter.
It's a fetish that comes from physically/sexually abusive families as a means to vent their frustrations at their own abuse by projecting it onto something else or sharing in a similar abuse.
Don't attack him for his fetish anon, that's not cool. Attack him for his lack of respect.
Or better yet, just ignore him because the bickering is only empowering him and derailing the thread.
We are all Klonoa fans, no matter the reason.
A form of shame projected onto said victim's genitals because of the molestation or genital abuse they suffered.
Or just straight up born mental illness that can't' be cured. Only with a bullet.
Oh. That's pretty fucking awful. I personally get off on the idea of torturing other torturers. Yeah, you sure were a big man, weren't you you sack of shit? How does it feel, cocksucker? Aww, doesn't feel so good, huh?
You are clearly not a trained psychologist.
>Implying Klonoa won't cut these people first
This more applies to cases of reality than imagination but the slippery slope fallacy with these people isn't a fallacy. It's almost a guarantee that if that are this fixated with torturing an imaginary furry little boy they will eventually become sexually desperate enough and want to act out their fantasies in real life on a real kid.
Again, pills are a lot less effective than bullets.
You probably get "off" more on the thought of teaching these people how sick they are by showing them what they want to do to others but I somehow doubt you mean get off as in sexually but more as a revenge.
Well, sort of. I'd lick and play with the torturer's penis until erect, and then start biting into it and make him drink his own cockblood, mocking him about how he won't get hard by hurting innocent people anymore. I'd also hammer some nails into a piece of wood and fuck them with it. When they've had enough, I'd fuck their eye socket.
Bullets are very rarely the best solution. Your "It's almost guaranteed" argument is almost completely bullshit. The number of people who dream of hurting kids and the number that does is huge. Most people are very capable of separating reality from fiction. You really need to stop letting the internet get to you like this.
That's what they tell themselves.
But as time goes on when they're fapping to porn, it gets less and less satisfying. Their tastes gets weirder and more extreme. Eventually, fiction wont cut it. It's not a matter of telling fiction and reality apart. It's keeping the fiction satisfying. I'm not saying it's a 100% thing and there are probably a lot who can keep to a fictional fetish such as torture and never act it out.
But a lot do and a lot more will at least once. Even if it's just an animal.
The only thing keeping most of them from doing what they fantasize is the fact they fear getting caught more.
That balance will tip at some point or maybe not.
Let's get this thread to be decent again.
Then you try to get them help or increase the fear. You don't threaten to kill them, that just makes you look like the one who needs help. People killing other people because of what they "might" do is bullshit. It would lead to witch hunts, because it's not like torture fetishes just wear signs on their chest that say "I'm a sick fuck".
Killing them or threatening them or talking down on them is not going to solve the problem at it's core. It's barbaric and shortsighted and I'd like to think we are better than that.
If you won't fuck him as a boy, you won't fuck him at all.
The problem is, there is no real research that has brought effective treatment. Maybe some of them could be helped with therapy, it depends on what caused the fixation. Some are like sociopaths, something is broken and nothing will fix it and they WILL eventually hurt someone or worse.
It's a tough situation, I say a bullet because if I was trapped in that kind of a hell, I'd want to end myself.
Then we just need to research harder. The brain is a natural thing, it isn't magic. The answer is there, we just have to keep looking. And again, not all sociopaths hurt people, in fact most don't. It's simply not worth the effort for them. You are looking at a very visible minority and assuming it's a defining trait of the whole group and it's not. I know you have good intentions but you are handling this very poorly.
I'm not doing that at all, I'm just talking about that visible minority specifically.
These guys in this thread aren't that, most likely, probably just desperate guys who have a sick fetish or just shitposters.
No, the mouth did.
Exactly. They are just guys expressing their thoughts. They aren't actually hurting anybody, and they probably never will. You can think it's weird and fucked up or whatever, but telling them to put a bullet in their heads is even worse. Personally I think it's a very good and positive thing for them to express it here. Better than holding it in and feeling alone and oppressed by the world around you. That's what leads to hurting other people, feeling like you aren't like other people. Please don't demonize them for something they can't help feeling. Look past the fetish . It's not who they are.
They aren't going to hurt anyone because they're clearly just trying to shitpost and piss everyone off.
If they wanted to talk about that shit for real, they could have gone to a private IRC or a forum, but nope, they came here instead.
What's your point? I was there too.
Actually, the reason that thread exists is because the same shitposters in this thread were posting about their piss fetishes, which got the last thread deleted.
>have a dream where i'm running down stairs
>trip in my dream
>my body jerks forward in preparation to fall irl
>have a dream where my dog is
alive again ;_;
>i am petty her
>she licks my face
>her she ends up licking my lips
>try to spit out her spit in my dream
>dream is so real i end up spitting on my pillow irl
it was nice to see her again
anyone ever have those dreams that you acted out irl?
Other places will either ban them on sight or are little more than a ghetto for their kind. Segregating people is not a good way to make them feel like they are welcomed by "normal" people.
Sure they might just be trying to start shit (which you are happily helping them with) but they might also really only feel comfortable here. Maybe they truly feel like this is the one place in the world they can be themselves. That's supposed to be one of the selling points of this site, it's anonymous and lenient.
I've been to fetish sites and IRC's before. Those places are awful, bottom of the barrel cesspools that nobody should be forced to go to. 4chan is a community beyond just some fetishes. It's understandable why some people would want to bring all their baggage here. I' sure they could handle it more elegantly, but I don't think we should attack them for expressing themselves here either.
And if they truly are here just to shitpost, well there is just no helping that. It's going to happen either way, whether you are nice or not.
Basically there are two options, either attack everyone out of fear of shitposters, or accept everyone and hope that you maybe help a few people along the way.
I bet that's how Namco feels about Klonoa...
The reason they won't make another game. They probably blame him for not being popular enough. I can just see a namco exec being all "He dug his own grave, now he has to lay it it."
>tfw if they made a new Klonoa game it would be filled to the brim with DLC.
>Complains about blushing
>Not the fact that it's an anthropomorphic animal.
Blushing is just part of the humanization process. Don't think to hard about it.
>Expecting them to accept responsibility. If they knew that it was there fault then they would have learned from their mistakes and tried again. They didn't, so they obviously think the game just can't sell.
Because he can't accept them. So they have to suffer for it. Because they are the inferior beings and they need to fulfill their duty as such.
He's a boy. It's not even a confusing thing. He's clearly a boy.
Why do people keep saying this?
The first thing you mentioned is called a Hypnic Jerk, or something like that.
Well, I'm gonna call it quits for this thread.
At least this thread ended well.
The permanence of it only makes it more erotic for them.
These people feed on grave situations and despair.
Why would he wear a belt around his neck?