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Post god tier indie games.
Cmon!
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>>246390041
Cave Story
Binding of Isaac
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DOOM
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>>246392320
That is impressive.
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Here friend, sorry for the lack of non 2D games.
Noitu Love 2
Space Funeral
Maldita Castle
Spelunky Classix
DOOM
Sonic Robo Blast 2
NeoAquarium
/v/irgin Quest
Beat Hazard Ultra
OSU
Prison Architect
Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
King Arthurs Gold Classic and Full
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>>246392872
>classix
That was meant to be classic
I forgot to mention Bunny Must Die
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>>246390041
That's a pretty rad game. Had some funky music as well. I think those chucklefucks that made starbound made a remake of it.
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I hate sounding like a shill and posting this game in more than a single thread lately, but well, cloudbuilt.
Its basically how a 3D megaman should be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26l1SndpfvE
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Hydorah
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Towerfall is god-tier if your friends have controllers. Easily one of my favorite multiplayer games ever.

I also just picked up Nuclear Throne and I think it's fantastic. Vlambeer's previous games Super Crate Box and Luftrausers were visceral, exciting action games that lacked the substance and balance they needed to keep me interested in the long term, but Nuclear Throne is holding together really well. I'm starting to have a little more faith in these guys.
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>>246396726

I was thinking of picking that shit up.

Is it worth plopping the 12 fiddy now or waiting for a sale?
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>>246396373

Ugh I'd be terrible at this.
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>>246397628
Its fun to git gut.
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Papers, Please
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OK
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>>246396373
Looks fucking amazing, thanks.
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>>246397828

If I liked the style more, I would be down, but I got too much on my plate already
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>>246390041
Yes.
>>246392872
Everything you've said except Roller Coaster Tycoon 2, DOOM, Space Funeral, and Spelunky is wrong.
>>246392163
Everything you said except BoI is right.
>>246396302
Yes.
>>246396454
No
>>246396726
>It's fun with friends!
No
>>246397886
Maybe

In the mean time,

BEST INDIE GAME EVER MADE COMING THROUGH
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>>246398114
Oh shut the fuck up. La-mulana is too good to be considered an indie game.
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I have no idea why /v/ hates this game so much. It was the first major indie release after Braid and has no major flaws.
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>>246398359
/v/ doesn't really hate it. It's the best, and arguably only good game Ed's ever released.

It's just not as good compared to other "good" indie games.
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I really didn't like Treasure Adventure Game's final boss and ending. I felt like it was unintentionally building up to something amazing and then didn't deliver on it. Don't give a description of all the cool powers the magical macguffins that you're collecting give the user if you aren't going to let the player ever use them.
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>>246398114
Anon, I want to like you, but you dislike Binding of Isaac. I both love La-Mulana and BoI. You must give it a chance, and git gud at the game before liking it.
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>>246390041
Does M&B: Warband count as indie?
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Still one of my favorite adventures, really interesting story, very atmospheric and fun.
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>>246398359
Oh no, I got gud. What was terrible about it is that it got easier.

I like BoI, but it's not God tier. This thread is about God tier indie games.
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>>246398471
What other good games? Braid? Pretentious plot. Fez maybe but not even I would admit that considering how much of a douche Phil is. Bastion or Transistor? Not indie.

What "better" indie games are you talking about?

>>246398670
Show me your 106% and tell me it's easy.
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>>246398670
meant for
>>246398561

Regardless. Version r9 of BoI is arguably god tier. WotL made it shit.

BoI:R looks like it may be good, but I'm worried because
>Developed by Nicalisq
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Why haven't you SS'd Yotta, /v/?
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you still like to go fast, right?
zineth is free and it's all about going fast
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>>246398749
WotL was fixed, did you play it recently?
Nicalis is really not that bad, I think its bad reputation came out of false rumors of Pixel getting his work stolen and no profit.
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>>246397567

I completely recommend it, and that's as a fan of roguelikes and STGs who has been consistently burned on rogue-lites and indie arena shooters. It's structurally similar to Binding of Isaac but it's better in every respect, and the action actually plays a lot more like Hotline Miami.

There likely won't be a sale for a while, because it's early access. After the game is "complete", which is probably going to be a while from now, they'll probably make it a flat ten dollars. Then, months later, you might be able to get a sale.

The game as it is is very strong, but they're still adding things to the game on a weekly basis and actually livestreaming a lot of the development. Vlambeer's other games felt like they needed more polish, playtesting, and content, and this game already has more of all three. I'm saying this because we're all skeptics here, I want you to know this game is making the most of its Early Access label.
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>>246398628

This game is fucking awesome
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYsp-x1Osso
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>>246398726
>caring about plot in a game where plot doesn't matter
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all vlambeer games are god tier
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>>246398924
played this at PAX, fucking loved it.
the developer is a bro, too
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>>246398827
Because my controller broke a long time ago and I don't feel like buying a new one and I have no idea how this game handles on keyboard. I hear a lot of people say it controls like shit on keybaord but they say that about super meat boy as well, and I've beaten most of the dark world and some cotton alley stages in that game with keyboard without a problem.
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A small selection
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>>246398726
Most Japanese indie games.

Also, I uninstalled BoI so I'm not entirely sure if the save file is still there. I'll reinstall and see, but I assure you. I have 106%.

Also, BoI WOTL is really fucking easy. I don't know why you want me to prove you this, but it's one of the easiest dungeon crawlers out there.

>>246398852
>Nicalis is really not that bad
They took Cave Story, gave it a shittier translation making every single character (fuck your "huzzah" scapegoat) a bland, boring robot.
They took Cave Story's community, stole fan mods, and then added them into the game as "new content." Nemesis challenge: Mod. Hell Temple Speedrun: Pointless when there's already a timer in the main game. Boss Rush: Mod. Etc.
Nigoro trusted La-mulana's original fucking PC devkit with Nicalis, and they threw it in the trash. Forcing Nigoro to port the Wii version.
They cancelled two localizations without either author's knowing until they find out later.
And finally, they fucking rehashed CS a thousand times over.

Nicalis is fucking terrible.
They've never made a single game, either. So having them develop BoI:R is a terrible idea.
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>>246399080
I managed to almost SS yotta on a keyboard.

Twice.
Once was an A- S rank, the other the power went out just as the "Congratulations! You are a true master" prompt appeared.

;_; I can't do it anymore.
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The Banner Saga
Chivalry
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Battleblock Theatre reporting in
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>>246398114

Towerfall isn't "it's fun with friends XD" because it's co-op. It's a competitive multiplayer game. You don't buy Street Fighter 3 or Bomberman for the fucking singleplayer.
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>>246399136
>stole fan mods
Please, give me a source they were stolen.

And that Pixel didn't want them to rehash CS.
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>>246399136
>>246398726
I don't have 106%, apparently. Regardless, I've gotten most of the game's secrets and completed every single challenge.
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>>246399136
Also, they're not really "making" BoI:R, just programming, Edmund is the game designer and tells them what to do.
The CS and Mulana remakes are really well programmed, honestly.
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>>246398628
I like how the graphic's asthetic felt a lot like Beneath a Steel Sky
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>>246399136
I meant to prove for Meat Boy before you clarified your post. I agree, BoI is pretty easy.
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>>246399185
Well that's good to know. I'll pick it up when the summer sales roll around.
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say what you will about zero punctuation, but yahtzees games are actually pretty great.
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>People say post "God-tier" indie games.
>Most people post mediocre, good, or great indie games.
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Super Pole Riders is my GOTY right now.
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>>246399218
The Swapper wasn't too bad either
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>>246399315
>25% ratio
Oh god dude, you're really, really, really bad at the game. No wonder you hate it, it's like people hating Dark Souls and claiming artificial difficulty.
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>>246399437
Please tell me you're trolling. I haven't played it in forever, and I clearly said that I didn't hate it.
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>>246399437
Don't be a cunt. I was just asking about Meat Boy. Beating BoI is all about time, not skill. You can pretty much win BoI just reading off a guide.
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>>246392320
It's funny, because now that I think about it DF is like Minecraft only incredibly better.
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>>246399545
>Beating BoI is all about time, not skill. You can pretty much win BoI just reading off a guide.

Oh god, EXACTLY like people who hate Dark Souls.
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I really enjoyed Thomas Was Alone, though it was kind of pretentious.
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Can you post some simple 2d games, which are fun to get lost in? Maybe something weird. I liked Knytt, for instance. I donwloaded the pirate bay bundle, but there were only a couple of wacky games, the rest was just shit. I know there should be lots of this stuff out there
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>>246399545
Which one was Bol? The giant nigger in the hell world?
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>>246399660
Thing about BoI is that it's easier only because of the increased rate of flying items.
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>>246399762
They added the Special stat and fixed that recently.
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>>246399757
Oh wait, I thought we were talking about SMB here.
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>>246399735
Speaking of weird, anything else like that?
http://bubsy3d.com/
(I already played Zineth)
I love weird 3D exploration games like this or Antichamber
There should be some strang 3D dungeon crawler coming out, but I forgot the name
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>>246399757
It was the dungeoncrawler with zelda dungeon layouts.

>>246399660
I don't know what he was sperging about.

>>246399830
Really? I might get back into it. The flying items RUINED the game, honestly. That's why I started disliking it. Aside from that, the rarity of starter items. I should replay it and see if it's more fun.
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>>246399735

http://vsrecommendedgames.wikia.com/wiki/Rpg_Maker_Games
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>>246399660
...how is reading out of a guide correlating to skill to beating a game? You're not formulating tactics, you're not developing and mastering skills, and you're using the 0.00001% of your brainpower necessary to read words off a page. While BoI is a lot more luck based than DS because of the droprates, the fact remains that many gamers have taken the RPG stat enhancement system and confused the advantage it gives them with the low skill it requires to play the game.

I'm fairly sure you'll find less players who beat Meat Boy all the way through than DS, even proportionally.
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>>246392320
I could do that...
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>>246399735
>which are fun to get lost in?
It's not really weird nor is it as expansive as Yume Nikki or anything. But La-mulana is a game all about getting lost trying to find out where to go next.
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An Untitled Story and other Matt Thorsons work
Clonk Rage
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>>246399917
Basically flying items are rare as fuck now. Wrath of the Lamb was shit on release, but with all the updates the game is perfect now.
You not only have a decreased rate of flying, but if you get amazing items like Polyphemus, the special stat raises and lowers the chance of other amazing items. So if you get flying you're guaranteed to get less OP offensive items anyway.

>>246400024
I'm saying that beating BoI is impossible if you don't have skills and are just using a guide.
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http://ryanmelmoth.itch.io/mibiblisquest

Don't thank me now. When you repost it, I will know you thanked me.
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For flash games
- a snail metroidvania on newgrounds (don't remember the name, has the word 'snail', look it up)
- depict1 (very short, but I found the idea fascinating)

any good metroidvanias outside of obvious Cave Story, La-Mulana, that rabbit girl game, Knytt or VVVVVV?
I also played 'You Have to Win the Game', was quite okay, reminded me of VVVVVV.
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>>246399218
BattleBlock is pretty great

Custom heads are fun to play with
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I still believe that indie scene holds a huge potental for gaming, but why most things coming out is 1 hour 2deep4u shit?
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>>246400398
Snailiad
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/573352
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>>246400683
Runs shit on modern computers, as well as aging as badly as the original La-mulana.
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>>246400541

Everyone wants to show how smart they are but they don't want to take the time to really work on something.
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>>246400541
Cause it's easier to make 2deep4u games in RPG maker than it is actually design a great game.
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>>246400683
excellent choice.
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>>246400749
I was playing it today. It was running perfectly fine.
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>ctrl+f
>risk of rain
>0 results
Come on guys, are you serious? It's honestly one of my new favorites
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>>246400683
What is it ?
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>>246400386
>25 hrs on record
>still haven't beat it

Fuck this game, man.
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>>246400386
this nigga knows whats up
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>>246400683
This game is freeware, by the way.
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>>246403084
A free indie platformer called Iji.
The creator describes it as
>"an action-packed strategic platform shooter with a detailed story, large levels with multiple paths, powerful bosses and lots of secrets. There are alternate gameplay events, dialogues and scenes depending on what you do, a wealth of extras and bonus features, and seven stats to upgrade through a leveling system."
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>>246400386
>>246403219
>>246403276
Do you guys play with or without the soundtrack? Or with your own music?
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>tfw currently tasked with the enormous undertaking of starting one which I'll work on over the next 30 weeks

Writing can be a real bitch.
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>>246403348
I still can't believe that shit was all made in GM 5 or 6. He must have hacked that engine to hell and back, even the particle physics you see on that window break weren't supported back then.
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>>246403348
This game would've been so good, if I wasn't distracted the whole time by the terrible looking hair when she walks. I hate being me
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>>246403512
No music because

A. It's a survival game and the silence makes it scarier.
B. You can hear footsteps of approaching enemies.
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>>246396726
>nuclear throne
My fucking nigger
Steroids master race
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>>246398924
Shame nobody plays it.
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I'll be surprised if anyone else has played this
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>>246396072
same devs, they're just using chucklefuck's money to overhaul it,
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Octodad
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>>246403059
i played this with my little bro for like 15 minutes.
i thought it was pretty lame.
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Noitu Love 2
Hotline Miami I liked it, shut up
Binding of Isaac
Bad Rats
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>>246390041
meteor 2
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>>246398359
>>246398471
i thought SMB was pretty good, it offered a decent challenge with tight controls that made it fair and less frustrating.

i thought castle crashers was a fun little beat em up game in an age when the genre is pretty much dead with a cute style and nice touches and online multiplayer with friends is a blast

i didn't get too into Binding of Isaac but it seemed alright and it felt good to beat your previous attempts and the game is a damn fine example of level generation as each room is premade but put into a random arrangement/ randomly selected
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>>246396373

This doesn't play anything like Mega Man, though.
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>>246400683
Came here to post this.
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faster than light
rogue legacy
oniken
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>>246407301
>oniken
dis
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>>246407301
>Rogue Legacy
Stop
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>>246407369
>not liking Rogue Legacy
faggot
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>>246407445
>Not liking terrible, fad pandering bullshit.
Yeah, I don't. Now get the fuck out.
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Noiz2sa
ChoRenSha 68k
Samidare
Angeraze 2 Rebirth
Warning Forever
Tumiki Fighters
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>>246400398
Valdis
Guacameme
Knytt games
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>>246407445
I personally found it very boring, unlike BoI.
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>>246407369
i liked rogue legacy more than dark souls 1/2
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>>246407529
>telling me to get out
Oh the irony.
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>>246406075
The game has shit local co-op m give the online a chance.
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Rogue legacy is just kinda bland and average. The only really exciting parts are the bonus bosses. It's not total shit.
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>>246407632
Dark Souls isn't a bad series, but holy fucking shit. Kill yourself.

>>246407643
I'd like you to tell me the irony.
Rogue Legacy is a terrible game. It's an easy, fad pandering piece of shit with bland and simplistic gameplay. Simplistic gameplay isn't bad--but it's bad when your game isn't trying to be simplistic. It's got one of the shittiest random generation mechanics in all of vidya, and it's an overall boring, uninspired trash.

It even tries to sell itself as a "roguelite" when we all know that that's a fucking buzzword made for people who think they know what a roguelike is.
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Indie games i liked:

Banished
Dear Esther
FTL
Papers, please.

and thats it.
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>>246407958
>not liking Cave Story
You either haven't played it, or you're a gigantic faggot.
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>>246407785
Except the online is a pain in the arse to make it work
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>>246407445
I also thought Rogue Legacy was mad disappointing. It's a lot of fun until the necessity to grind scales far harder than you do, especially when the RNG decides no, fuck you, here are a list of awful shit you don't want to play - pick one

>>246403059
This on the other hand is great. Much more skill based than most other "roguelite" games which are essentially an rng clusterfuck
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>>246407840
opinions
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>>246399132
taste/10
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>>246404961
is that out now?
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>>246407785
>give the online a chance
>one of the worst netcodes I've ever seen
>GameMaker 8.1
Yeah nah, the game is great but the online is a fucking travesty
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>>246399132
>Serious Sam
>indie
Get a load of this guy
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>>246408101
Yeah, okay. Let me guess, "Eating shit is fun" is your opinion too, right?
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Anything by Pixel.
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>>246408270
So... uuhh. Cave Story?
Oh and Ika-chan. yeah.
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>>246390041
The Half-Life series.
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>>246408215

but it is stupid.
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>>246408303
There's also Kero Blaster and and a few other random small things he has made.
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>>246408321
>3 words
HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED xD
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>only one person has mentioned this god tier game so far
Is it more worrying for me or the state of the industry that a local co-op game originally made for the Ouya is easily my GOTY so far
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Crimzon Clover
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I love Defender's Quest but /v/ never talks about it.
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>>246403059
>pirate this
>play a game
>goes okay
>crashes before I die
>try the acrid or whatever
>goes great
>get to the final boss
>get killed just after the difficulty changes to HAHAHAHA
>get a new highscore
>turns out the guy who uploaded the torrent still had all his past games saved in the records
>he has about 20 games played, mostly as the bandit
>my second attempt completely rekt all of his scores
>feel accomplished
>never play again
solid 6/10 game but loses points for not being the genre I like.
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>>246408434
Looks legit.
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Probably my favorite
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this game is the tits but it has a few problems

>game feels wrong without the glass artifact(shit takes too long to kill)
>melee classes are shit tier with the glass artifact

actually i lied the miner and the merc are good with glass

HAN-D is a piece of shit though and needs a buff
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>>246408228
if you refer to x that u dont like but i do by shit then i guess yes it is

cant handle other person to have different opinion, can you? or rather you're convinced that your opinion must be the right one
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>>246408578
Play a japanese indie game then.
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>>246408587
as* my bad
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>>246408587
>if you refer to x that u dont like but i do by shit then i guess it is
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>>246408580
>>melee classes are shit tier with the glass artifact
Merc is amazing with glass considering you're invulnerable almost all the time
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>ctrl+f
>no legend of grimrock
step it up
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>>246408580
>HAN-D is a piece of shit though and needs a buff
Ain't it the truth.
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>>246408382
What's the verdict on Kero Blaster? Thinking about picking it but it's not on Steam yet
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Skullgirls

>solid combo based fightan game
>beautiful animations/art style
>interesting characters
>cute grills
>based as fuck devs
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I really like Awesomenauts
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>>246408803
http://www.playism-games.com/games/keroblaster/
It's available on Playism, there is a demo of it called Pink Hour on there that is a sort of standalone plot.
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Gunpoint.
First time in a long time that I pre-ordered a game after playing the demo.
Shame about it's length though.

>>246404961
I have, but only the freeware version.
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>>246408607
recommend one
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>>246408820
Skullgirls isn't indie, yet again.
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>>246408019
>weeaboo shit

no thanks.
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>>246408708
Yes, yeees this game pleases my boner, the secret rooms, the amazing level design, just everything.
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>>246409000
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Olli Olli

Because my friend is on the dev team
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>>246390041
Every Valve game.
Valve is indie because they are a private company that self-publishes with EA only distributing the physical copies.
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>>246408990
How so?
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>>246408979
La-mulana if you want a new "favorite."
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>>246407958
>>246409000
>>246408019
Oh fuck cave story.
>Not liking La-mulana
That's should be a death penalty, really.
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>>246408689
funny :D
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>>246409190
IT's got a publisher dummy
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>>246409190
It was published by Konami, right?
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>>246404961
Is it worth to buy it now? Looks like it hasn't been finished yet but I'm pretty interested.
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>>246409190
Has a publisher.
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>>246409369
Not anymore.


>>246409425
Ah alright.
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>>246409234
Looks interesting, might give it a shot.
But I don't see how it is related to World of Goo
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>>246399132
>Bastion
Do people really think that was a good game? It fucking sucked.
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>>246409618
It's not related to World of Goo at all. But if you think it's your favorite indie game, most people fall to their knees over La-mulana.

It's probably got the worst fanbase, but rarely anyone thinks it's shit.
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>>246408979
read the thread faggot
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>>246409641
Have you played it? Why do you think it is bad?
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>>246390041
Cave Story, Iji, that is all.
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>>246409780
>Forgetting the absolute best one.
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>>246398114
>Doesn't like BoI
Are you just too casul or is your taste really that shit?
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>>246409641
I don't like SC2 but I can't say it is a bad game just because I don't like it. Grow up.
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>>246409668
I enjoy the Souls series, I can deal with shitty fanbases.
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>>246409641
>>246409735
Not him but the gameplay was pretty shallow. That being said though the artstyle, soundtrack and narration made up for it greatly.
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>been one dollar multiple times
>great controls
>great artstyle
>NES hard, but fair


>Never, ever mentioned on /v/
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machinarium.
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>>246409735
The weapons were no fun. I finished the game only using the sword+shotgun. I tried the musket and the launcher but there is no point in switching when you have a winning strategy. Also, the voice acting was dull. The graphics were okay, i'll give you that.
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>>246390041
I really liked the swapper.
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>>246409957
>using anything other than hammer and rifle
barf
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Is this an indie game?
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>>246409839
He justified his post later in the thread, faggot.

>>246409876
Steam users/Redditors consider it the "dark souls of metroidvanias." It earns that title in two ways:
>Shitty fanbase
>Extremely difficult, but fair (with some unfair moments.) Where people who suck at it hate it.
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>>246409998

Yes.
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>>246409998
>9998
thanks moot
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>>246409940
ctrl + f
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>>246409940
Holy shit I remember seeing that on Steam Greenlight I believe, it looked fucking awesome.
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>>246410013
Welp, I actually found a new game on /v/
Who would've known
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>>246409998
what game
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>>246410084
Actually it would only have ruined the 9999, which will become 0000 anyway
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>>246390041
I have no idea why I enjoyed Rogue Legacy so much, but fuck.

There's something about doing slightly better each time until you reach the point when you can one-hit everything in the castle zone.

I probably could have completed it much earlier but instead of doing the bosses, I kept getting greedy and going into the cellar zone.
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>my monkey face when this thread is still going
Holy shit fuck off with your 2deep4u dear esther indie game bullshit. You are the cancer killing the video game industry right now. Muh pixel art
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>>246409940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OfQJ0rlZn9k#t=51

This song reminds me of another but I can't remember the title

It's making me crazy
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>>246410161
what's this
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>>246410183
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>>246410181
It's fanbase actually wants Nigoro to reboot 2D metroid because of it. In addition to thinking it's better than Super Metroid.

Take that for what you will--It's a 15-25 hours long game (Not including optional hell temple) with great atmosphere and great music. It also does a good job of making the player think "where the fuck am I supposed to go" because it doesn't have an actual sequence.

You can go wherever you want at the start, and unless you reach a dead end, you aren't going the wrong way.
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>>246410297
nobody mentioned any 2deep4u dear esther garbage.

go start a game grumps thread you faggot.
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>>246410181
You'll change your mind when you get to Gate of Illusion.
Everyone does.
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>>246410297
>most indie games aren't 2deep at all
>most indie games aren't even platformers, let alone pixelated

>people still post this bs
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>>246410361
A shitty game for pedophiles.
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>>246408973
I really enjoyed this game, but yeah, it ended way too soon. The last few levels were incredibly satisfying as they had become challenging and fun. There should have been another 20 levels of that.
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>>246396373

I played this at Comic Con recently. Shits real good. Takes a while to get used to having to aim your body.
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>>246410361
Fairy Bloom Freesia
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Why are nip indie games so much better than the Western ones?
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>>246410297
>posting family guy shit
And you think you have a right to an opinion?
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>>246410698
there are so fucking many garbage doujin games.

its just you dont have any exposure to the scene like you do with western games.
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>>246410297
>The best part of that original gif is cut off
Why?
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>>246410698
Because you only get to see the popular ones.
AKA the only good ones.
Unless you live in Japan and go to the Comiket, and frequent doujin game circles yourself.
That's it.
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>>246400181

>I'm saying that beating BoI is impossible if you don't have skills and are just using a guide.

You are fucking deluded

BoI takes about as much motor skills and reaction time as A Link to the Past

Maybe you should play actual shmups to get a good feel of a what a really hard game that requires you to be good at it looks like.
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>>246410454
>Having a difficult time with the Mantras.
>Implying the second half of La-mulana is bad because of GoI and CoB
>Implying CoB is that bad.
>Implying Graveyard, Both Towers, Dimensional Corridors is bad
>Implying all the bosses of the second half aren't a thousand times better than the first.
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>>246410817
I only get exposed to the popular indie games here too though, you can't say that smb is better than gunhound.
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>>246410454
>tfw finally using guide on that area
holy fuck I hate that place
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>>246398114
How could you not like King Arthur's Gold. That game is pure genius. It combines autistic blockbuilding with pure destructive mayhem.

On top of that, the game rewards strategic play and quick fingers, making for a pretty high skill ceiling.
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>>246410454
>>246410454
>My experience is the same as everyone elses.
I wish people would stop posting this shitty image.
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>>246410698
They tend to focus on a style of gameplay that is easy to learn, hard to master and unlike most indie devs can actually do graphics.

But then again you don't hear about the shitty ones (which there are a lot of) and rarely do you even get a change to play the ones that aren't SHUMPs.
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>>246410913
It's easier to see more of the bad shit of the west if your'e on the West though. Thanks to shitaku, steam, and the like.
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>>246411004
I never said the picture was everyone's experience, faggot
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>>246410980
See this thread is about God Tier indie games. Not "Indie games you liked"
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>>246398827

>Can't SS a single Difficult level

FUCK
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>>246406843
Don't forget that Castle Crashers had a really catchy soundtrack
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>>246410913

Gunhound has a lot of flare but is pretty shallow. That's okay if it's your thing but don't compare it to games that put as much effort in their level design as SMB just because the sprites are prettier
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this game is realy good
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>buy a billion bullshit bundles
>no will to play any of the indie shit

Ech
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>>246397886
Slowpoking in to say this game is awesome and surprisingly deep. Got it in an indy bundle, blew my tits off. Must play.
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>>246390041
Aquaria
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>>246411181
It's the only good game they've ever made.

And they've made over 200 fucking games.
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>>246410698
Because you are a filthy weeb
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>>246411181
what game?
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>>246390041
Loved it up until the final fight.
It went maximum LOLSORETRO XDDD and had sprites from other games. Ruined the fucking game.
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>>246411320
one finger death punch
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>>246411203
Most of those are actually pretty decent and worth your time.
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>>246411260
I couldn't get into it myself and I would say it is one of the more underrated indie games out there.
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>>246409108
>weeaboo gets buthurt
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>>246396373
Wow, this looks really good.

>Rank system at the end of the level

Fucking dropped.
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>>246411381
>5 euros
I now understand why people use the "i-it's a flash game" to justify not buying Binding of Isaac I'm going to wait for a sale because I just bought 1001 spikes
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>>246409108
Weeaboo is someone who gets offended at called a weeaboo
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>>246411060
So it's about artistic value or something gay like that?

Because KAG is the epitome of fun, something that in my mind determines the greatness of vidya.
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>>246411381
It seems insanely easy though.
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>>246411646
No, it's about Technical, control, and design value.

Anything and everything can be fun. Eating shit can be fun. If a game is fun, that doesn't mean it's good. Sonic 06 was fun to me, it's still a shit game.
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>>246396373
Too bad the MC is a poorly stylized character, and a female one, I don't play as female characters.
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>>246411269
Been meaning to play this for ages, but isn't it really fucking long?
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>>246411646
>>Because KAG is the epitome of fun
For you

Fun is subjective, art assets, polish, game design isn't
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>>246411694
Okay, you seem to have it all figured out in your mind.
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>>246411714

>Not being into triplet-tail blonde tech girls

Look at this pleb
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>>246411714
>>246411552
You weren't even interested in the game huh
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This one could become my favorite if they manage to deliver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpvitAQGPIg

>Mount and Blade meets Banished meets Daggerfall
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>>246411585
But it actually is a flash game, how did you not think that was a justifiable reason before?
"It's a flash game" is an insult when used for any other game (even One Finger Death Punch), for BoI it's a legit complaint.
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Path of Exile
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>play a bunch of obscure Genesis and SNES games

>they play exactly like most indie platformers

Huh
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>>246411674
those webms are from one of the first 15 scenarios ...

> it's easy
well the game consists of pressing 2 buttons (1 more than watchdogs)
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>>246411869

Honestly the one thing thats keeping me away from the game is the fact that its entirely focused on speed runs. I'd play a game like that with a story mode in a heartbeat, but just doing runs to get better times is not for me.
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>>246411987

except they dont and you're lying
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>>246411995
I can understand that

People always say they only care about gameplay, but games without stories tend to sell abysmally
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>>246411784
What about the novelty of the concept and execution of said concept? To me that's what indie games are all about. Where AAA games are bogged down in making the same games in the same genres because their audience expect them to do so, indie companies can make whatever they want.

Also, the value of game design is about as subjective as fun. Art assets and polish just seem to be very unsatisfying criteria to judge a game by.
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>>246411927
It's not a legit compliant with Rebirth, at least
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Why can't La-Mulana 2 come soon enough /v/? What game can I play to fill this void in my heart?
Seriously is there any game out there that is similar to La-Mulana?
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>>246392320

What's the visualization for this done in?

I'm contemplating getting into dorf fort when the next update hits
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>>246412058
>implying Mr.Gimmick isn't exactly like the regular indie platformers of today
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>>246411927
>>246412168
>it's not a flash game, it is written in C you guys!

You exactly know what people mean by it, it means the game is on the level of a flashgame. BoI is different, because of its soundtrack and the sheer amount of art assets, but OFDP might as well be on Newgrounds
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>>246412103

Gameplay matters a lot but there needs to be some kind of emotional investment otherwise players usually can't justify spending time getting better at the gamee.

There are a lot of games with high skill ceiling out there, more than anyone could feasably git gud at, so we tend to gravitate around the ones we have the highest amount of subjective reasons to like.

Cloudbuilt had me with it's atmosphere, it's artistic direction and visual design. And of course the gameplay. I just needed some form of emotional attachment to characters to finally crack, but the fact that the game will not provide that makes me prefer other games to it.
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>>246412214
http://www.playism-games.com/games/lamulana2/
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>>246396726

>SJW developers

Vlambeer games go directly into the trash for me. They do not deserve my money.
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>>246412368
>sheer amount of art assets
Are we counting the same pink balls with slightly altered face/amount of limbs each as different art assets?
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>>246412301
Just Google 3d dwarf fortress
>>
UNEPIC
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>>246411884
This looks interesting. I wonder how big is the dev team. Looks better than some of the AAA releases.
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>>246412214
>playing as a girl
>playing as an american

D-d-d-dropped
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>>246412475

>caring about political inclinations of the developpers instead of the game itself

You're as bad as them
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>>246412442
Is it actually possible to beat the boss in the demo?
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>>246392872

>Beat Hazard

God I love that game, even though it gets repetitive after a while.

It's also probably first games I experienced getting on a really good steam sale too.
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>>246412630
I don't even play videogames, I just whine on the internet
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>E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy has not yet been mentioned
Plebs.
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>>246412630

Giving money to Vlambeer employees makes about as much sense as a Jew buying Nazi products. Or a capitalist giving a communist a job.

You don't aid the people who seek to destroy you. It is common sense.
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>>246412773
see >>246399132
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>>246412773
Maybe if it wasn't so broken
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>>246399132
This image is so popintless

Who hasn't heard of every single game in that image but still posts on /v/?
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>>246412814
>who seek to destroy you.
Sure, because they explicitly state that they want to kill White Virgin males.
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>>246412773
I have this game installed and I still, since purchasing it soon after it came out, have not played it. Please give me reasons to do so
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>>246412586
Only two devs from Turkey.
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>>246412814

Do you even believe what you are saying
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>>246396726
>visceral, exciting action
Fuck off with marketing buzzwords
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>>246411203
if TEC was a bit longer and had better community map support it would move from good to great.
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>>246412921

Did you enjoy Painkiller ? Its like that
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>>246412368
Because Rayman Origins/Legends clearly deserved the title "flash games".
No, you calling something a flash games means that it looks like a flash game to you, it has nothing to with it's "soundtrack" or "sheer amount of art assets".
It just so happens to be that BoI also is a flash game and doesn't look like a flash game in Rebirth.
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>>246412921
It's like a multiplayer Deus Ex
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>>246412921
Solid gunplay and a plot that actually makes you think.
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>>246412920

Sure why not

>>246412942

He asked "why care about a developer more than a product?" when the twitter conversation I posted has the company directly saying "getting the best person for the job" doesn't matter, diversity does. Why should I trust Vlambeer to create a quality game when they hire less than acceptable programmers/artists/whatever in the name of diversity?

I'd rather give my money to a company that operates under the mantra of "we will hire great programmers/artists/whatever no matter who they are."
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>>246412932
And they're using Unity3d
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>>246412921
It's a Deus Ex clone mixed with Warhammer 40k on acid
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Jet's'n'Guns
Jazz Jackrabbit 2

Pretty much the only indie games I REALLY cherished.
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>>246399132
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>>246412965
Maybe we should all just chill, and experience this amazing content created by the fine ladies (and guys) at Vlambeer Studios, for only 15.99 plus tax :)
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>>246411732
16 hours play time for me, i took my time and enjoyed it
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>>246396373
Played this game and I must say, it was fun for the first hour, then it became more of a chore to play.
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>>246413219
>Spacechem and Antichamber
>controversial
Why?
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>>246413219
>Rogue Legacy
>Limbo
>Honorable Mention
No, it's not controversial whatsoever, everyone fucking hates it, and they are absolute shit.
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>>246413131
What's wrong with Unity?
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Bump for indie game goodness.
Loved the flash version and now the sequel is on greenlight.

>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=264238352
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>>246413131
Why would you use Unity, when Cryengine is 6 euros a month?
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>>246413219
>Spacechem
>Controversial
>Rogue Legacy
>I-I LIKE IT BUT EVERYONE ELSE HATES IT SO IT'S CONTROVERSIAL
Stop. It's a shitty game. Like, actual shit. It's terribly made and not even controversial. It's 100% pure awful.
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>>246413356
>Puzzle games aren't real games
There are people who believe this.
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>>246413219
I never understand why Aquaria gets into these lists. I've tried to get into it several times but it just doesn't seem like a very good game and I end up dropping it.
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>>246413219
>trine 2
>Magicka
>Monaco
>Fortune Inputreader
>PoE
>KSP
>Torchlight
>good

>Journey
>indie
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>>246398969
Go to bed JW and tell Rami to shove his privilege up his Egyptian ass
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>>246413413
It has good sounddesign at least

Not much else though
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>>246413413
>>246413359
>>246413356
>>246413463
>>246413482

just posted the image nothing more
I save this from a thread like a year ago
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>>246413482
>Trine 2
>bad
Fuck you /v/. It's basically The Lost Vikings.
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>>246413482
Most of /v/ thinks they are good yes.
We're sorry we don't hold everything up to your standards
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>>246413463
It's one of the "Old Ones", like La Mulana, Cave Story or Iji
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>>246413571
If Lost Vikings was full of nothing but broken physics puzzles and bloom, yes

>>246413591
>/v/ is about le individualism and anonimity
>stop disagreing with the hivemind!
Pathetic
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>>246413482
>Thinking Monaco and KSP are bad.

You have such shit taste it's hard to take you seriously.
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>>246403059
I really like the game, but sometimes I get this error where after selecting a character I can't press play or switch to someone else. Then I have to restart the game a few times and hope that it works.
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>>246413684
>If Lost Vikings was full of nothing but broken physics puzzles
You didn't even play the game, fuck off.
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I've been playing broforce recently and it's pretty awesome.
>dat playing as action movie heroes
>dem smooth controls
>dat multiple-approach method to levels
>dat satisfying destruction
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>>246413684
You don't have to agree, but the least you could do is explain why you don't agree.
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>>246413791
what game ?
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>>246413693
I don't think Monaco is that good just because of the Mole.
>Friend plays this class
>Completely destroys the level layout to get to the objective
>No one notices
It ruined the entire game for me.
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>>246413856
read my post again
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>>246413856
>I've been playing broforce
>what game

Get your shit together man
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>>246413118
you do realize you are being the SJW here
no one fucking cares
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>>246413867
That's actually fair enough and I agree.

But you know... you could just make a rule that picking the mole is disallowed.
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>300+ posts
>no Dominions
I knew /v/ was casual.
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>>246413931

No, I'm being the educated consumer.

>your house gets burgled by a restaurant owner
>go to the restaurant, pay your burglar $20
>he buys new tools and robs you again

noice, always support the enemy
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>>246413791
Glad I pirated it to be honest, it's what £10 on steam right now or something? But yeah, I agree, still very fun and I might buy when the devs have worked on it a little more. Curious about how they're dodging legal trouble with all the hollywood characters they're using.
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>>246413984
It's an Ultra-Niche strategy game made by some no-name Swedes who couldn't get a job at Paradox
That said it's fucking brilliant. All the little details make it as interesting to read about as it is to play.
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>>246413931
>Get wrecked in a debate
>Yeah, well, nobody cares so there
You cared enough to respond to him several times.
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>>246413791
>>246414157
Explain yourself.
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>>246414340
It's an arcadey shooter that you play for short bursts.
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>>246413953
The damage has already been done for most standard maps.
I also thought that the punishment for getting caught was not severe enough and losing their attention was too simple, if there is always a few gold pieces missing then I always just rushed through everything, with the only thing stopping that being the turrets. At least that's what I remembered.
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>>246414340
O-OH GOD, I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW

PLEASE

I HAVE A FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>246413365
Whoa I remember that shit
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>>246414506
To be fair, the later levels get harder and they've just released a new campaign that's allegedly brutal.

With that said, having fun in Monaco is about enforcing some standards upon your co-op play, when I play it with a friend we found several times that yes, it was definitely possible to just rush in and out of the scene sometimes, but we played with the rule "Don't get detected, ever", which inherently made it a lot more fun.
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>>246414473
Quickfix games can still be hardcore, case in point: Super Hexagon.

No excuse for being a casual.

>>246414527
This guy repents and this guy gets it.
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>>246409000
trips don't lie faggots
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>>246409000
Fuck off you underaged faggot.
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>>246414553
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>>246414769
These trips nullifies his trips.
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>>246397886
>>246411260
It has one of the best combat systems I've seen in an indie game in years. But still, it's heavily flawed and needs a lot of polishing, so it's not "God Tier". It would fit better in "unpolished gem".
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>>246413984
>>246414226
From what I've seen, this game looks radical. Which one do I start with, as there seem to be a few?
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>>246415020
Always with the latest one, they are straight upgrades.
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>>246408708
>>246409096
The last level and boss fight were disappointing, though.
Not that you can have a very creative and fun boss fight with that combat system, but still.
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How about Lone Survivor? It's at PS+ this month. Is it any good?
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>>246415020
Dont' buy it
It's made by money grubbing jews who barley change anything each game.
Not to mention they are filthy SWEDES. The enemies of white people everywhere who should be eradicated at all costs.
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>>246415020
You can get it free in the general.It's still worth the buy.
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>>246409310
I bought it after the /v/ hype.
I played it some, died a bunch of times, advanced a bit in the dungeon and quit.
Its a game where you either play with a guide or you just try stuff until something works.
Yes, its old and retro and whatever, but there is a reason we dropped that system. Its because it sucks.
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You know what I would like?

Some sort of sequel of The guild 2. I want a big world where I raise my family to control the world.
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>>246409861
This talent system reminds me of Gothic 4 and I just puked in my mouth a little.
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>>246415340

Pretty good. Not great, but good. The creator was inspired by Silent Hill a whole lot.

The art style might put you off, but I can assure you, the art hooks directly into the mechanics. I can't tell you how, though, or else I'd spoil it.
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>>246415484
Banished is kind of (not really) like that.
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>>246415430
>Its a game where you either play with a guide or you just try stuff until something works.
You have to be a complete retard if you can't solve simple puzzles and instead just "does everything until it works"
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Lovetrousers is fun, I just wish there was more customization on your plane.
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>>246415430
>I played it some, died a bunch of times, advanced a bit in the dungeon and quit.
Casual.
>Its a game where you either play with a guide or you just try stuff until something works.
Retarded.
>Yes, its old and retro and whatever, but there is a reason we dropped that system. Its because it sucks.
It's not old nor retro. You are fucking wrong.

Overall, you are a retarded casual. Kill yourself.

I know you're trolling, but it was fun to reply.
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>>246415340
It's solid. The art style is a bit wonky at times but at others it actually helps the atmosphere, which is really great. Really good music too, by one of the guys who contributed to Hotline Miami.

The first 20 minutes are really fucking tense and then as you get used to the enemies it calms down a bit. There are a couple key moments like one involving a certain elevator that are really damn nerve-wracking though.
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>>246415484

I'm surprised someone else on /v/ has played The Guild. I really liked it, but it was buggy as all fuck, and easily abusable. If I remember right, what I did was made all of my family the thief type (brigand? I forget what they call it) and then I would continually pillage another faction's improvement and got infinite money.

The only other family-based games I can think of, ones where your primary goal is to improve the health and prosperity of your dynasty, are Crusader Kings 2 and well... I guess The Sims. But EA has ruined The Sims ever since Will Wright left that team.
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>>246415348
the fuck are you on about?
They're doing things right; update/change enough to justify a new pricetag, without changing so much that it's streamlined to hell or becomes a completely different game.
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>>246410980
Pesho pls go.
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>ctrl f
>no "bit.trip"
>not even "runner"

...Really? These are some of my favorite indie games that actually try to be games and not open world sandboxes and/or RPGs, or something to that effect.

My only gripe with the series in general has been the subpar stage designs of Void and Fate, other than that I love them and hope for more spin-offs like Runner 2.
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Shantae is technically an indie game.
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>>246415726
>by one of the guys who contributed to Hotline Miami.

Oh shit you're right, I forgot all about that

http://youtu.be/nqD5tMgxH4E
http://youtu.be/Oy3CVP_LlAk

I like the MOON tracks more, but these 2 are still fairly solid.
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>>246415770
Fuck of Swede.
Go suck Jamal's cock some more
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>>246415716
>>246415609
consult with >>246410454 image

the game was ass.
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>>246415930
I actually love the game, dude, and I made that image. It just forces you to use a guide at some point.
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>>246416031
You are okay with being forced to use a guide or keep trying stupid shit until something sticks.
Thus you like the game, as otherwise the mechanics are solid.

I am not okay with being forced to use a guide, thus that alone is enough to make me dislike the game.
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>>246416031
>>246415716
>>246415609
pls don't reply to shitposters.
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>>246415930
>Consult with strawman image that only complains about Two levels in the second half of the game (you haven't even made it that far) and two puzzles.
Yeah, nah. Kill yourself.
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>>246415430
Unless you're really dense the puzzles are actually can be figured by your own if you think for a bit. Taking notes helps a lot.
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>>246408190
>>246408028
>these guys have never played Risk of Rain online with bros

You're missing out
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How is spelunky as a coop game?
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>>246416031
You are never forced to use a guide. When you're stuck on a puzzle, you're not "forced to use a guide," you're stuck on a fucking puzzle that you need to start using the thing you were fucking born with, and (hopefully) had 18+ years to develop.

I almost never fucking say this, but this is a legitimate case of "git gud." You are fucking bad at solving puzzles, and that is not the game's fault. The game gives you all the tools and hints you need and because you can't solve a puzzle with your retarded ass undeveloped brain doesn't mean it's bad.
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>>246416215
It's fun with a friend for 30 minutes or so, basically shit otherwise. Same with the deathmatch gamemode.
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>>246415927
Nevermind, it's just shitty troll trying to imitate /pol/. Why the fuck did I bother?
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Sorta related, but does anyone remember a game on newgrounds with the setting of you playing a console game on television to prevent demons from invading? It was pretty simplistic.
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Binding of Isaac is a pretty fun game
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>>246409946
I LOOOVED Machinarium.
There wasn't any dialogue at all, yet the sights/sounds that the places and characters all gave off made it worth finishing. Some of the those puzzles almost drove me insane. I admit I used the in-game guide once or twice. I was pulling an all nighter, okay?

>>246415903
I was surprised to find out the developers initially made educational PC games or something like that. For a bit, I was under the impression that CAPCOM dev'd the game, not Wayforward. Really impressive game (at the very least on a technical level), have yet to play the sequels.
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>>246416231
The game even helps you develop the your fucking brain to get accustomed to later puzzles you consider "bullshit."

If you "guessed" or "tried everything" to get through the starter puzzles, then no shit you're going to be bad at later ones because you didn't properly solve the older ones.

There's a relatively large sum of people who didn't use a god damned guide. Why? Because all the puzzles were completely solvable with the given hints. I'm one of those people. If you sincerely couldn't figure out the "took a knee" puzzle then you're bad at reading tablets. You are fucking terrible at doing the thing you were supposed to be doing halfway through the game.

Holy fucking shit. It makes me so fucking mad at how fucking stupid you two are. Jesus fucking christ I just shat myself FUCK I'M SO MAD.
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>>246416182

Where the fuck did you read that, retard? They both clearly said that they had problems connecting and that the online was trash.

RoR solo is mediocre, LAN makes it pretty okay, online makes it godawful.
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>>246415757
But crusade knights can't let you make your own family, right?

I just want to start as a nobody and then become Tywin Lannister, only good.
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>>246416191
It is because you are generalizing your own experience to everyone else and criticizing the game based on that. You are the strawman anon.
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>>246416231
I've played point&click games for years, and I played them at a time where I had to go to an internet club and pay money to read guides, so I had to figure out everything for myself.

Game developers are RETARDED. Their brains dont function normally. Their logic isnt logical.
Having to guess how to solve a puzzle is luck and trial&error much more so than critical thinking.

If you dont want to waste hours repeating the same shit with a minor difference here and there waiting for the invisible door in the walls to open, then you are forced to use a guide.
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>>246415757
Now that I think about it, why hasn't any indie devs make a The Sims clone?
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>>246416524
>Having to guess how to solve a puzzle is luck and trial&error much more so than critical thinking.
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Speaking of La-Mulana, it's best to play with a controller instead of a keyboard, right?
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>>246416521
>But crusade knights can't let you make your own family, right?

There's a custom monarch builder and you can name your children, so there is

CK2's gameplay is worse than Guild 2, though. Also it's done on a national level, so you won't have the satisfaction of owning a house or shop or whatever. You might like it, you might not
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>>246416481
>both clearly said that they had problems connecting
That's where idiot.

The online is great, there's been daily threads about it on /v/ for weeks now just so we can play it.

>confirmed for never actually played online
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>>246416597
Yes--but it's okay to do both since the game's meant to be taken at a slower pace. The only time controller vs keyboard matters is during speedruns or during bosses.
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>>246416586
Puzzles in video games are trash and if you disagree either you dont play video games or you dont do anything other than play video games.

Always have been, always will be. Not looking for the logical answer, but looking for what a 40 year old tired programmer on a caffeine high thought at that time was the logical answer, cut here and there to be implemented into the game.
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>Nobody talks about Astebreed

http://store.steampowered.com/app/283680
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>>246416526

Actually that's a really good question. The Sims was (is?) the highest selling most successful PC series for the longest time.

Usually developers try to clone the successful games (like fucking Minecraft clones) but I don't think I've ever seen a Sims clone.

>>246416632

> there's been daily threads about it on /v/ for weeks now
Yeah just the developer viraling it everywhere like a douche. You realize he's from /vg/ right? Or maybe you're him, since you're so adamant about shoehorning that buggy pile of shit everywhere. Fuck off hopoo.
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>>246416524
A lot of point&click games had terrible puzzles. Hell, that's the reason the whole genre is dead and buried. But La-Mulana is not like that. So your experience with different genres doesn't mean anything.
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>>246416598
You know what would be good? a Mount & Blade with Guild elements.
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Jamestown was fun with friends
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>>246416758
Those elements would just be boring mundane shit like running a store or brewing potions.
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>>246416524

>Having to guess how to solve a puzzle is luck and trial&error much more so than critical thinking.

Most people post this image because of little retarded things.

But no.
This is absolutely worthy of the least intelligent post on the internet.

Absolutely. I've seen so much retarded shit. But your post is completely deserving.
Conglaturations.
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>>246416715
>making a video game thread on /v/ is viraling

You people are the worst.
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>>246416715
There were lots of Sims clones, just crappy and unsuccessfull.
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>>246416713

Please tell me that's Japshit. No one in their right mind besides retarded Japs think that a game named so similar to ASS-BREED is a good idea.

brb going to Bravely Default on my loans
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>>246416523
>>246416231
>>246416435
Nah, I've seen tons of people complaining about that part of the game.
I'm not condoning using guides for the rest of the game, but Chamber of Birth and most parts of Gate of Illusion are bullshit, and most people use guides for those parts.

Whoever uses guides BEFORE is worse than hitler. I really enjoyed solving pre-GoI puzzles (I used a notebook and everything), but nobody fucking enjoys "solving" GoI and CoB puzzles, which is why you lose nothing by using a guide.

The skills from the rest of the game don't apply to those two areas, as puzzles made sense instead of "press key you never had to press to solve puzzle" or "find this unmarked hollow wall to solve puzzle".

>here's a relatively large sum of people who didn't use a god damned guide.
There's not a relatively large sum of people who didn't use a guide OR "tried everything" that got through the game.

TL;DR: Using a guide is wrong except for those two areas and the mantras, unless you enjoy suffering
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>>246416797
I mean things like building a city or start a city.
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>>246416805

people who praise crappy games on /v/ are likely viralling

someone who lurks /vg/ and posts in AGDG on top of that is definitely viralling
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>>246416524
>Having to guess how to solve a puzzle is luck and trial&error much more so than critical thinking.
Thanks anon, I needed that laugh.
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>>246416678
>during bosses.
Seems pretty important, but I'll see how I go with just a keyboard.

I wish the damn game worked on wine.
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>>246416889
>using a guide is wrong, except in those exact areas where i subjectively thought its okay to use it

Using a guide is wrong at all stages of the game, and if you cant enjoy the game without a guide its a shit game to begin with.
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>>246416931
>because I don't like it it's crappy

makes a lot of sense there bud
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>>246416758

pic related

>>246416797

Yes because Recettear was such a bad game.
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>>246390041
Dwarf Fortress
Bunny Must Die
Recettear
Fortune Summoners
Iji
Yume Nikki
Battle for Wesnoth
Cave Story
La Mulana
OFF
Tales of Game’s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee's Charles Barkley, Shut up and Jam Gaiden: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa
Elona
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>>246416941
Keep samefagging, retard, I am laughing my ass off.
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>>246416889
>"press key you never had to press to solve puzzle"
What.

Also, GoI isn't as bad as people are thinking it is.

The only shitty area in La-mulana is the CoB, and that's only because you are right about "find this unmarked hollow wall to solve puzzle," even though the hollow walls are sorta marked.

GoI makes complete sense. It only doesn't to retard and casuals.

Also
>Using a guide on the mantras.
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>>246416998

>online is a pile of shit for a game that sucks without multiplayer

Do you expect me to praise Civilization 5 at launch too? Fuck off.
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>>246417090
The game is great without multiplayer and the online is good though.
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>this puzzle is complete bullshit
>but in hindsight, after completing it with a guide, it makes perfect sense and people who use guides on it are objectively retarded


:))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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>>246416707
I think you might be fucking retarded. Yes, there are some bullshit puzzles in some games. No, that doesn't mean every game is like that. And it definetly doesn't apply to the puzzle genre. Generalizing a couple of shitty cases that everyone thinks they are shit anyways to absolutely everything else only makes you look like a retard who can't figure out anything and blames everything on the developer.
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>>246416825
don't care, the game is really fun and fast as fuck
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>>246417057
>>"press key you never had to press to solve puzzle"
>What.
Take a knee, or pressing down to get through the floor in GoI
GoI doesn't make complete sense, dude. Yes, the clues make sense, but only once you've solved the puzzle or if you get an instant epiphany that I assure you isn't common.

And did you seriously solve the mantras puzzle instead of just using trial and error? Because then I'm impressed.
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>>246416215
It's pretty hectic. Can be fun and frustrating at the same time
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>>246412442
>You need to be logged in to download Free Demos.
Fuck those stupid Japanese cunts behaving like Korean retards.
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>>246416524
>Having to guess how to solve a puzzle is luck and trial&error much more so than critical thinking.

Provided we're speaking about most point+click games, yes, I would agree with this a LOT... I hope you don't mean vidya puzzles in general, though.
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>>246416978
I can enjoy the parts up to that point, so it's half a great game.
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>>246416889
>Using a guide is wrong except for those two areas.
I agree to an extent, CoB is 100% okay to use a guide but even then, the CoB is just "place item here" or "use subweapon here." It's not an area where you have to think very critically. I think the only reason you'd need to use a guide is to know you have to place items places.
GoI on the otherhand is okay too, but some of the puzzles are genuinely satisfying to solve because it really is about reading into things too deeply.

Overall, they earn their respective titles as the two worst areas in the game for being deadly and the vaguest.

In addition to that, using a guide on the "Mantras" is completely retarded, because it's the final puzzle of the game. It's the final boss of puzzles, essentially. It's long and boring via trial and error as a punishment.

>>246417282
There's a tablet that hints at "take a knee" somewhere in the GoI, though. "Have the courage to search on bended knee for a single fallen item." It tells you to search for a single fallen item [hinting at the pots] and to "bend a knee" meaning to press down (because what the fuck else would it mean.)
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>>246417362
More like 9/10th a great game if we're only saying GoI and CoB are shit.

Thinking the rest of the game is shit is absolute heresy, though.
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>>246417282
You had to press the down key to go down ladders.
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>>246412668
Sorry for lateness, there's no reward and it's meant to be unbeatable, but yes, you just have to exploit a hole in the AI for 30 minutes or so

>>246417452
Of course there's a hint, but realizing both that "single fallen item" means "item that falls every time if you break this pot" and that "search on bended knee" means pressing down and isn't just flavor text does not happen to everyone.
Consider that item drops are random and even if an item drops three times in a row people will just think nothing of it.

>>246417585
"in a puzzle" means in the context of a puzzle, but then I used the same sentence again with a different meaning so I understand your confusion
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>>246417524
GoI and CoB take half your playthrough if you're going guideless. And I used their logic, it seems like a great game overall to me.
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>>246417657
That's a good point. But when there's 6 pots and only one of them drops an item consistently, in a game where you have to pay attention to detail to everything. It's something you're supposed to kinda pick up on if you didn't bullshit your way through the first half the game.
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>>246416921
Maybe you'll like this >>246411884
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>>246417769
You're never asked to pay attention to item drops before, and "fallen" instead of "falling" adds to the confusion.
I didn't bullshit my way through but I had no idea what it meant.
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>>246390041
Why is OP image spoilered?

>>246415894
runner is fucking hard

>>246417047
>OFF

AHAHAHAHA, I always forget about recommending that game... First thing that pops up into my mind whenever I think of it, though;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81DlvZkxGE

best combat theme ever conceived
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>>246412921
You jump on helicopters and bring them down with a huge nuclear sledgehammer.
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Generally
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>>246417719
CoB is a very linear, one time type of level, though. I don't remember ever having to leave it more than twice to get through it. Plus, like I said before, it's all about placing items you've gathered over the journey on hollow walls or pedestals. It's a little confusing in it's layout but overall has you using every single key item to their advantage. It's sorta an "item test" level.

GoI is a different story though. You frequently revisit that place so I understand what you mean.

>>246417874
That doesn't mean that you shouldn't have when you read "single fallen item."

Also, it's a japanese translated to english riddle-based puzzle game. I'd imagine there are some translation errors, meaning the flaws come from translation. I think it'd be a better game if it got a better translating group or just best played in japanese if that's the case.
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>>246413791
too short and easy even on hard mode
fun tho
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>>246418180

Did you play solo? I actually found it difficult at points playing with 3 total people
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>>246417789
Maybe, but it isn't developed yet, and I don't know if you can have children on that game.
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>>246418309

Metal Gear Rising is not an indie game. It has an external publisher.
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Are there any good android games?
The only i have right now is Metal Slug Defense and it's pretty fun. Multiplayer sucks though.
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>>246409641
>words of a deaf man
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>>246399132
>Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

how do i obtain this game immediately?
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>>246418421
>are there any good mobile games

Is this a question that needs to be asked?
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>>246418689
Use Google.
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>>246418721
well what the fuck am i suppose to do when i'm taking a shit genius? also i need something to do during work break.
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>>246418421
Plenty of them yes.
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>>246418901
Can't you emulate GBA games and the like on it?
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>>246418901
>well what the fuck am i suppose to do when i'm taking a shit genius?

I have never, ever taken a shit in my 3 decades of life that lasted more than 2 minutes

By the time I'd flip open some shitty handheld or phone I'd have already passed the stool.

>also i need something to do during work break.

This is more legitimate. I would suggest talking to your co-workers and forming connections (dicksucking is a good method) to push yourself further up the corporate ladder. More money is fantastic.
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momodora and momodora II are, imo, incredible. They're free as well.
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>>246415340
I loved lone survivor, for me it captured the silent hill vibe a lot better than some other attempts have.
Also, the graphics for it are very deliberate, its not appealing to pixel hipsters who didn't grow up with it, but it genuinely serves a purpose for the design.
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>>246418901
>what the fuck am i suppose to do when i'm taking a shit

Shit
Think
Read
F-fap?

>>246419051
>I have never, ever taken a shit in my 3 decades of life that lasted more than 2 minutes

Have you never been sick and/or had food poisoning in your life?
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>>246418901
My average shit takes two minutes at most, dude, eat more fucking fiber.
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>>246419264
>Have you never been sick and/or had food poisoning in your life?

I've never had food poisoning. I have had sickness-induced diarrhea like... once or twice a year. I don't think that's frequent enough to justify trying to find mobile games to play while my ass is singing a romantic serenade to my toilet.

What sort of diet do you have that justifies mobile games as a coping mechanism?
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>>246410297
>Muh pixel art
very few in this thread are pixelshit
Hyperlight drifter is pixelshit tryhard indiedevs muh retro
Risk of rain actually had effort put into it's pixels
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>>246413137
Probably the best description you'll get
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>>246419264
>F-fap?

He might not be German
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>>246419484
>I've never had food poisoning.
What the FUCK

>What sort of diet do you have that justifies mobile games as a coping mechanism?

Constipation. Lots of cheese.
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>>246419869
>Lots of cheese.

Hmm, you make a good point. If I could live a life in which I ate a tremendous amount of delicious cheese every day, at the cost of having to play shitty mobile games, I might actually do that.

Too bad cheese is just so damn expensive where I live.
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>>246415894
>it's le 8 bit
NOPE NOPE NOPE
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>>246420119
Have you even played it anon?
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>>246418901
I play mario kart on my 3ds and also hunt monsters
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>>246420186
yes
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>>246420240

>not hunting the beast that lurks in your crapper
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>>246420391
nah he's cool. We hang sometimes
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>>246420347
I'm guessing a humble bundle then.... fair enough anon, I thought it was preddy decent though
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>>246420469

I think you're full of shit
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