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WHO BITCH THIS IS

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>Cave Johnson here. So called scientists will tell you that encapsulating a star inside a spherical megastructure to bend it to your whims is impossible. Well I'd show them...if I had the funding. Trouble with engineering projects on that scale is, for all our love of Science™, we still have to pay the bills like the rest of you mortals so we only had the money to do a small scale... . And what better way to test and scale it down than to generate your own personal pocket universe? At only the minor-- 85.833% --risk of collapsing your plane of reality in on itself, you can play God in your backyard or underground research facility as the case may be. Men of Science™ don't have time for sunshine and lawncare, leave that to the professionals. Oh, before I forget, anyone listening to this who happens to be enrolled in the Aperture Horticulture Improvement Initiative, your contribution to the onward march of Science™ will not be forgotten (as long as you've invested in our Memorial package, donations absolutely non-refundable).

>Using our latest capital source from several reliable financial institutions, we've tapped an infinite supply of infinitely small universes with which Aperture can easily demonstrate the feasibility of the most complex construction ever erected by humankind in a safe environment where the only risk is to parallel duplicates of ourselves from a universe that we don't have to experience the inevitable horrific end of. And by harnessing the energy of the trillions of stars within, anything is possible. It makes wonderful demonstration of what we could do in our universe, the only universe that matters, if only the whole of sentient lifeforms within it would bond together and buy our stocks dammit.

>A shame that this demo may never be scaled up to its full capacity. I've been forced to divert funding back to the old standby. Our most successful commercial project to date, the cornerstone and bedrock of our empire: shower curtain technology.

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Why does he no longer respond to westerners?

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Claim your companionfu.

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>less than a year old
>already on sale for under $10
Kek, how hard did this flop?

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What non rhythm game games feature a musical gimmick?

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Howmany refunds will this game get once it leaves EA? I imagine alot considering its shit

Remember this game went into EA in 2013 before refunds were a thing on steam. According to Steamspy there are about 4 million people that own it right now. What if like 90% decide to refund it once it finally leaves EA? will it be enough to topple Bohemia?

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What did /v/ put for their helicopter music in MGSV?

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was i the only who was scared shitless of this fucker in melee? i'm completely fine with his rendition in brawl or 4 but there's something about his model in melee that creeps me out

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Is there any reason why this game isn't available on FreeShop?

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NINTENDO ALWASY WIN BABY

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Anyone played this?

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Was it really that bad?

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One problem with class shooters that devs are always too retarded to notice is mixed skill ceilings.

This causes huge problems in the long run, and being the longest running class shooter (discounting anything nobody plays), TF2 is a perfect example of what happens.

>TF2 released, everyone is a newbie
>Sniper and Spy are useless
>Soldier, Heavy, Medic, and Engineer are rape classes due to their low skill floor and great power

>TF2 ages somewhat, still getting lots of newbies
>Sniper and Spy are still mostly useless
>Soldier remains powerful due to high skill ceiling, but Heavy and Medic suffer from a low skill ceiling
>Engineer gets gradually weaker as players figure out how to deal with sentries without being harmed

>TF2 is full of old players, few newbies due to Overwatch
>Sniper and Spy get more and more effective, and occasionally ruin a game thanks to being the only classes with instakills and thus very hard to beat at high levels of play
>Demo rivals Soldier as top fragger due to having a comparable skill ceiling, and the skill floor barely mattering since everyone is above it
>Engineer gets raped by everyone

Overwatch has even bigger gaps in skill ceiling, and will age faster.
Widowmaker has a higher skill ceiling than TF2's Sniper, but most Overwatch classes have lower skill ceilings than their TF2 counterparts.
Widowmaker and Tracer are going to get way more powerful over the next year.