/got/ general

>>87279143
BIG COCK EURON

BLACKED OBESE DWARF WHORE DAENARYS

was Ned gay, lads?
he didn't even feel anything when cersei propositioned sex
even jaime suggested he might have been gay for bobert

why didn't Dany just breed the dragons?

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dany

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DABIIIIIIIIIIID FINISH MY SERIES FOR ME

>>87279230
Ned was so beta his brother had to force him to dance with Ashara Dayne while she was basically spreading her legs and saying "fuck me"

>>87279143
Who's this retard?

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aagggghhh...

>>87279230
>he didn't even feel anything when cersei propositioned sex
he was crippled and drugged up. Ever been on opiate pain killers? Libido is right off the table.

So the maesters are Jews???

>>87279143
Quick Question, since Lord Petyr Baelish married Lysa Arryn, does Robyn Arryn has any claim over Harrenhal?

>>87279271
>DABID
This meme is fucking terrible and only serves to prove just how fucking dumb the posters on this board have gotten over the years. The shitposting really has driven anyone intelligent away from this board.

>>87279230
He had cold water flowing through his veins

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*stabs you through your front armour, shirt, body shirt and armour again and then pushes it a good length in*

What's the point of even wearing armour?

Reminder that Littlefinger would've succeeded had it not been for resurrections, dragons, magic abilities and spoiled, unthankful children
>YFW Littlefinger's arc is that being smart when there's no other option will just be stopped by the power of love

>>87279289
>while she was basically spreading her legs and saying "fuck me"

She was saying it to Brandon not Ned

>>87279470
Valyrian steel does this same shit, might as well not wear armor at all and get some extra speed if you're going up against a Valyrian steel sword

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Guys I went to a medieval festival and wtf

why was there nobody dressed in raggedy black curtains???

>>87279528
Who was more chad, Brandon or Robert?

>>87279433
No, different marriage.

>>87279492
Littlefinger was a retard and he would be dead years before the series started if people didn't become idiots in his presence.

Book Lord Manderly
1/2
>"I am fat, and many think that makes me weak and foolish. Mayhaps Tywin Lannister was one such. I sent him back a raven to say that I would bend my knee and open my gates after my son was returned, but not before. There the matter stood when Tywin died. Afterward the Freys turned up with Wendel's bones ... to make a peace and seal it with a marriage pact, they claimed, but I was not about to give them what they wanted until I had Wylis, safe and whole, and they were not about to give me Wylis until I proved my loyalty. Your arrival gave me the means to do that. That was the reason for the discourtesy I showed you in the Merman's Court, and for the head and hands rotting above the Seal Gate."
>"Soon I must return to the feast to toast my friends of Frey," Manderly continued. "They watch me, ser. Day and night their eyes are on me, noses sniffing for some whiff of treachery. You saw them, the arrogant Ser Jared and his nephew Rhaegar, that smirking worm who wears a dragon's name. Behind them both stands Symond, clinking coins. That one has bought and paid for several of my servants and two of my knights. One of his wife's handmaids has found her way into the bed of my own fool. If Stannis wonders that my letters say so little, it is because I dare not even trust my maester. Theomore is all head and no heart. You heard him in my hall. Maesters are supposed to put aside old loyalties when they don their chains, but I cannot forget that Theomore was born a Lannister of Lannisport and claims some distant kinship to the Lannisters of Casterly Rock. Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Davos. They infest my city like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me." The fat man's fingers coiled into a fist, and all his chins trembled.

>>87279538
None of those cucks lived during the medieval era, none of them know how to properly dress.

>>87279433
sweetautist still has historical claim over harrenhal if they disregard the crown's bullshit

>>87279536
sounds like a lightsaber. Must be some magical shit then, not just really really sharp.

>>87279572
Brandon, he would never let Cersei cuck him

>>87279538
>medieval festival
>not just a bunch of corpses killed by dysentery

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>>87279619
2/2
>"My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder's bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter ... but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer's farce is almost done. My son is home."
Show lord Manderly
>LULZ I was a coward and I didn't want any of my men to die Lady Mormont is badass
Fuck those hacks, seriously

>>87279577
What if she survived the fall and is pregnant, what if LF's son is the prince that was promised?

So what does Littlefinger do in the books to turn Sansa against him? Given that he doesn't give her to the Boltons

>>87279653
>None of those cucks lived during the medieval era,
Fucking posers, should go to areal medieval fest with real medieval people. Where can I get one of those? Saudi Arabia?

>>87279653
>>87279705
Is this D&D's target audience?

>>87279619
>>87279727
bearloli put those SILLY lords in their place :^)

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Where the fuck was this guy's leather vest and raggedy black pants? baka some people no nothing about history

>>87279674
They're probably forged through blood magic.

>>87279748
>4chin
>target audience

consider me laffin

classic spoonfeed question and all, but is there a good mega or whatever you guys use for episodes? I'd prefer to avoid a bunch of letters grabbing the eps on public trackers

>>87279230
There is nothing gay about being gay for prime bobby

>>87279741
she hasn't turned against him at all
when winds comes out in a few short months (doubters will be BTFO) LF's downfall will be the lesser Royce branch finally uncovering his murder plots, and Sansa will be abducted by mad mouse
screencap this

>>87279808
WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS BOILED LEATHER

I get that boiled leather was a thing, but after rereading book 1 GRRM really fucking loves it for some reason.

He also thinks you can cut through mail like butter.

>>87279619
>>87279727
Post the GRRM version of this copy pasta that ends with "The winds of winter is coming".

>>87279271
>7 seasons in
>not one character has described their tax policy

How can they get away with this?

>>87279617
>Be born an honest man from a lesser house
>Fall in maddening love with girl from big house
>Already taken
>Proclaim love, fight for her in an honest way
>Lose because you're just born physically weak with less people and resources to train you in combat
>Realize that the only way to achieve your dreams is to be a deceitful mastermind
>Actually greatly advance in life because of this
>Get absolutely fucked over by magic and the power of love
Nothing retarded about him.

>>87279862
that's even more boring

>>87279470
brigandines are supposed to be worn over a mail shirt.

>>87279741
>So what does Littlefinger do in the books to turn Sansa against him?
In the books she's already more his daughter than Ned's. She literally corrects herself in her head whenever she thinks of Ned as her father.

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What the fuck are these guys even supposed to be wearing

WHy did Bran become autistic? The previous three-eyed raven didn't seem this bad

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>>87279927
>you pay no taxes

Was Littlefinger just upset that Ned took Caitlyn from him?

>>87279983
What do you mean anon, I never go anywhere without my doily hat and leather...triangle?

>>87279938
His plans and schemes were retarded and only worked because George likes writing convoluted shit. He tells Cat that the dagger was Tyrion's, which could backfire on him horribly when a Lannister asks Cat why she suspects Tyrion. He holds a knife to Ned's neck in a crowded hall, expecting no one to talk about how he betrayed Ned, and indeed somehow Sansa never catches a whiff of it from characters like Cersei, Varys or Tyrion. He marries Lysa and then quickly kills her, which is incredibly suspicious to the lords. He should have died a hundred times, but somehow people just become idiots whenever he's concerned.

>>87279976
What are you saying, lad?

>>87280038
>Caitlyn

>>87279862
>will be the lesser Royce branch finally uncovering his murder plots
The one that he's bought and payed for and was loyal to him against the senior branch?

>>87280038
Yes. How the fuck is that not obvious? Littlefinger has two motivations:

>Ultimate Power
>Fuck Cat, or the next best thing, in this case Sansa, who is so fucking beautiful that it makes Cersei jealous, and Margaery is described as being beautiful through people saying "she's just as beautiful as Sansa"

>>87279983
The famous BOILED LEATHER, never go anywhere without it

I had a dream that I had a girlfriend, does this count as interacting with females?

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This show has won 3 Emmys for costume design

>>87280076
>He marries Lysa and then quickly kills her, which is incredibly suspicious to the lords
That wasn't his plan. He had no idea Lysa was that batshit. He did it to save Sansa's life.

>>87280164
It was just Bran trolling you

>>87280172
must be what they wear to court as some of that shit is cool but all the armour is fucking shit

>>87280038
Among other things yes.

>>87280120
>implying that will stop them from fucking him over when they find out he killed Lady Arryn

>>87280078
the Starks don't properly armor their men. I don't remember the Stark armor ever doing anything.

>>87280253
>implying they care
Nestor wants to believe Marillion killed her since it closes the matter tidily and gets rid of a horrible ruler while allowing him to feel like he's a loyal and favored servant.

>>87280124
fishshits are such perfect waifus
how can any other house even compete?

>>87279927
Ramsay did

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>>87280172
It was a different time.

>>87280356
>fishshits are such perfect waifus
>how can any other house even compete?
Redheads are the blondes of Westeros and Sansa is basically your Paris Hilton archetype.

>>87280076
Why would Sansa ever distrust Littlefinger pre season 4 when all she wanted was Baratheon/Lannister dick?

>>87280506
Because her experiences in KL made her hate everyone associated with Joffrey and the Lannisters.

>>87279927
>he unironically believed the tax policy meme
The Seven Kingdoms of Westeros are pretty much a basic feudal economy, generating very little income of their own. Instead, it has turned to the nearby Free Cities, each of which has a bank and a thriving trade in spices, cloths or slaves for loans to fund its campaigns, the Iron Bank, located in city state Braavos, being the most powerful.

Westerosi economy isn't described too well, the Tyrell had their crops, the Lannister their gold mines, I don't even know what the Stark family does for a living.

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>It's a realistic fantasy episode

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Good edition of /got/ A FINGER IN THE BUM

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My sister asked you a question

>>87280506
Because someone might just tell her how he fucked her father?

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>>87280635
CAREFUL EURON
CAREFUL NOW

>>87280609
Exactly, and Littlefinger fucking rescued her from King's Landing and the Lannisters

>>87280618
>I don't even know what the Stark family does for a living.
beat up peasants like it's the fucking dark ages

>>87280681
Why would anyone bother? Sansa is a nobody.

>>87280618
wtf so GURM is a hypocrite?

>>87280385
Yes, and now the costumes are better, got the fuck out faggot, no one agrees with your bullshit, the costumes are bretty gud, even if they don't fit with the medieval setting, which is not a real medieval setting, but based on one and doesn't has to follow any specific clothing guidelines, take your autism elsewhere.

>>87280635
XD

>>87280714
>Why would anyone bother?

Because Varys thinks LF is dangerous? because LF has enemies? because Tyrion is her husband and seems to care for her? because the Hound seems to care about her?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>87280863
Modern day Maisie Williams

Do you think GRRM planned from the start for Littlefingers' dagger that he sliced Ned's throat with would in the end also slice his throat?

>>87280834
The Hound only wanted to fuck her and Tyrion doesn't care enough about Sansa to seek for her while he is halfway across the world.

>>87280834
So you're asking why Varys hasn't teleported to the Vale to foil a possible future plot point? Or why Tyrion doesnt'try to send her a secret message when as far as he knows she's hanging out in Highgarden after selling him up the river? Or why the Hound leaves his life of solitude and peace for the girl he intended to rape the last time they met?

>>87280950
is this bait

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>>87280762
>the costumes are better
What did you mean by this?

>people actually expect good twists in the final season after several seasons of shit and the big twist last season was just Aegon banging his aunt

why didn't Rhaegar and Lyanna make their marriage official? Why would they let the rebellion go on like it did?

>>87280978
The Hound saved her from a mob and offered to take her away from King's Landing. Tyrion cared for her when she was near him. Even Cersei can simply get spiteful about LF and say "hey Sansa did you know that creep Littlefinger that always hovers around you actually betrayed your father"?

>>87281025
Are you deliberately playing dumb? they were with her in the capital at the same time.

>>87281103
>why didn't Rhaegar and Lyanna make their marriage official? Why would they let the rebellion go on like it did?
Too late to fix things after Aerys ordered those deaths.

>>87281103
The rebellion started because Aerys killed Ned's father and brother, not because Ned's sister was a whore

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>>87281084
It's true tho

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>>87281172
WHOREEEEEEEEEEE

>>87281107
>Are you deliberately playing dumb? they were with her in the capital at the same time.
When Littlefinger deliberately avoided her and she was nothing but a pawn with a reputation for being dumb? They don't know they're in a book and Sansa is an important POV character, Anon.

>hey Sansa did you know that creep Littlefinger that always hovers around you
Ah see here's the problem. You're watching the show. In the books Littlefinger very deliberately never had contact with Sansa if he could avoid it while they were at King's Landing.

>>87281172
And he did so as a result of Lyanna not informing them about their marriage.

Seriously, are posters in this thread this retarded or is it some lame form of trolling?

>>87281148
>>87281172
Oh, right. Could have helped them kill the King though I guess.

>>87281229
He did so because he was paranoid and insane

>>87281229
>And he did so as a result of Lyanna not informing them about their marriage.
Honestly Brandon probably would have reacted the same way anyway. He was kind of a hothead. Lyanna doesn't get to pick who she marries.

>>87281222
GODS SHE WAS A HOOOOOAAAAAAR BACK THEN

>>87281225
This is a show general. At the very least show Littlefinger is retarded. But he's retarded in the books as well.

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>>87281293

>>87281313
>This is a show general.
Not during offseason.

> At the very least show Littlefinger is retarded.
Agreed.

>But he's retarded in the books as well.
Nah book Littlefinger understands there's no cell phones or personal jets so you can get away with a lot of shit you otherwise couldn't.

>>87281350
>Not during offseason.

You might not like it, but it is.

>>87281394
In name only. The facts are different.

Bobby Posting was peak general

How will Cersei beat dragons with elephants?

>>87281471
The dragons would think the elephant is their mother and come down to her aid.

>>87281471
every elephant has a couple scorpio on its back
whose projectiles will be soaked in Qiburn's poison of course

Will Melisandre ever give Theon a functional fire cock?

>>87281209
But Loras' armor looks amazing.

>>87280762
>now the costumes are better
Get the fuck out of here.
This isn't even up for debate. S1 had armor commissioned and rented out by actual blacksmiths. The shit we're seeing in the latter half of the show is clearly fiberglass and tin shit made by amateurs.

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The show is going to end with the Asian people invading Westeros in steampunk mechs, isn't it?

>>87281590
Why did they change Jaime's armour? Never really liked it but compared to the second season and onwards it was amazing

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>>87281585
Looking at Loras, are you?

>>87281723
delet this white nationalist post

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Why didn't they kill him off yet? Every episode he loses more and more dignity. I've thought they are going somewhere with the greyscale plot, but nope, right back to being Dany's beta orbiter

>>87281723
what lube did they use in the medieval period?

>>87279143
Ned Stark
Robb Stark
Jon Snow
Greatjon Umber
Karl Tanner
Jaime Lannister
Sandor Clegane
Gregor Clegane
Arthur Dayne
Barristan Selmy
Greyworm
Daario Naharis
Oberyn Martell
Brienne of Tarth
Euron Greyjoy

Who is truly the best fighter?

>>87281831
Blood

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>>87281527

>>87279448
DABID

DABID

WHAT IF

ICE FIRE

>>87281873
Arya Stark
*teleports right behind you*
Heh. Nothin personnel... Kid.

>>87281873
ah shit, I forgot Loras, though Brienne does beat him

>>87281873
Arya Stark

>>87281953
Arya is my favorite character, but I intentionally left her out because her show version is getting ridiculous and I don't want the autists ruining the argument about it

>>87281873
Prime Barristan

>>87282003
"Who's the better fighter" arguments are inherently autistic anyway

>>87281777
Because Jorah deserves a redemption arc and bitches luh Iain Glen.

>>87282003
>her show version is getting ridiculous
She was ruined the moment she got on the boat to Bravos, anon.

>>87281873
give Gregor full plate armor and he'd beat them all

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Alright
Who deserves the most the title "Targ Fucking shit" and who deserves it the less out of the whole family? (pic related)

>>87282181
>"Targ Fucking shit"
Maeky Maek

> who deserves it the less
Aegon IV

>>87282181
Aegon the Unworthy is the second worst of them all. I would say Rhaegar, but the High Septon annulled my post.

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>>87282243
Blackfyre supporter detected

>>87282181
wait, baratheons are fucking targs?

“I looked for you in the plane scene” Bane said to them.
“We were not there,” The man in charge answered.
“Woe to the big guys if we had been,” said one of CIA's men.
“When the plane crashed, the masketta man slew CIA with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.”
“Far away,” Another of CIA's men said, “or CIA would yet be in the plane, and the masketta man would burn in seven hells.”
“I came down in the plane crash to lift the siege,” Bane told them, ."and the CIA agents dipped their banners, and all their big guys bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
“Our knees do not bend easily,” said the man in charge.
“Dr. Pavel is fled to Dragonstone, with the flight plan you filed with the agency. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
“Dr. Pavel is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell. “But not of the Big Guys Guard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Big Guys Guard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said the man in charge. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained one of CIA's men.
Bane’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said the man in charge. He unsheathed a flight plan and held it with both hands.
“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends... With no survivors!.”

>>87282338
Yeah.

>>87280029
I'm pretty sure the Shire was tax exempt for breeding the hobbit that destroyed the One Ring.

>>87282338
Founded by arg bastard half-brother, yup

You have 6 episodes to wrap everything up in a way that doesn't make the Stark children's storylines over 7 seasons completely worthless. What do?

>>87282368
>>87282359
they should feel bad for slaying their own kin

>>87282157
he didn't beat oberyn

>>87282371
DABID
DABID
WHAT IF
WHAT IF ARYA KILLS WHITE WALKERS

>>87282380
By that standard they're related to half the nobles in the kingdom.

They should've ended this show at Season 5. It's so fucking painfully boring now.

>>87282181
Rhaegar's children with Elia as they are literally swarthy smelly shits

>>87282181
Who did Aegon's dad fuck to make a house of master race genes?

>>87282371
>You have 6 episodes to wrap everything up in a way that doesn't make the Stark children's storylines over 7 seasons completely worthless. What do?
Cry a lot then take a bunch of ambien and fall asleep on a pile of money and blow

>>87282383
not full plate armour then

>>87282444
>Who did Aegon's dad fuck to make a house of master race genes?
His sister.

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I think people are giving GRRM too much of a hard time. Yes, he's lazy. Yes, he's fucking fat. But I don't think he's happy with the show one bit; I think that occasionally he slips up and reveals his true intentions ("I don't watch season 7") then has to retract it likely because a publicist told him so. Hollywood is brutal, he is probably under an NDA and doesn't want to be sued. When Sansa got the Jeyne Poole treatment, he released a Sansa chapter where she was alive and well, and intelligently learning. When Euron got revealed with BIG GOCK, he released an Aeron chapter showing how Euron should be. When Dorne happened, he released an Arianne chapter. He's signalling not so subtly.

He has always been a slow writer, but I think he's depressed. I don't think it's (solely) pressure; he has managed to cope with that. I think he is depressed his creation has been butchered and he put his trust in D and D. I like to write myself and I can only imagine how much it would depress me if something I made made so many people happy and then it just became an abomination.

>>87282565
Hi george

>>87282181
>Aegon
>Targaryen
kek

>>87282565
I doubt GRRM will die

he doesn't have cancer or some shit

>>87282565
>When Sansa got the Jeyne Poole treatment, he released a Sansa chapter where she was alive and well, and intelligently learning. When Euron got revealed with BIG GOCK, he released an Aeron chapter showing how Euron should be. When Dorne happened, he released an Arianne chapter. He's signalling not so subtly.
He released the Mercy chapter just a few days before Arya killed Raff's equivalent in the show, too.

>>87282444
It's a mystery

>>87282371
>Jon becomes kind of the 7 kingdoms with Dany his queen
>Bran sacs himself to beat the NK with some goofy warg shit
>Salsa is now the ruler of winterfell and warden of the north
>gremlin teleports behind Cercei and assassinates her before she light King's landing on fire for some reason

bonus:
>Brienne is made captain of the King's guard off screen
>Essos is in 0/6 episodes and never heard from again until the spin offs

>>87282444
>Who did Aegon's dad fuck to make a house of master race genes?
Aegon's mom

Has gunpowder been invented anywhere?

>>87282480
>Gregor fights in his usual style - with heavy armor, his thick oaken shield and his greatsword in one hand - but Oberyn outfights him with speed and a poisoned spear. Though most of Oberyn's attacks are deflected by Gregor's plate, Oberyn cleverly attacks the joints in the armor, and eventually wounds Gregor after the Mountain tires from chasing Oberyn.

Cry harder, faggot.

>>87282444
They're all inbred. It's how white people were created

>>87281209
Could Loras with the Ironfist beat Gregor in combat?

>>87282383
Oberyn trained practically his entire life specifically to be able to beat Gregor. He's the only one who could have beaten him.

That said, he's definitely not the most skilled. He's 8 feet tall, superhumanly fast, and superhumanly strong. It's like if a bear could wield a sword.

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>>87282444
A Velaryon (minor Valyrian family)

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is there any thrones character study video about a female character that doesnt involve saying sexism/sexist in every other paragraph?

>>87282565
>he's depressed

At least he has his giant bags of money to comfort him during his difficult time.

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>>87282804
>mfw

>>87282847
Gregor isn't part of the Hand so no

>>87282444
Orys Baratheon's motherhood remains a mystery to this day, Anon
We might never know

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>THEY COMBINED JON & AEGON IN THE SHOW BECAUSE JON STAYS DEAD IN THE BOOKS AND AGGO IS END GAME.

>>87282913
I'm pretty sure there were years ago but it would be impossible find now that the show is maisntream. Buried under SJW crap.

>>87282659
Not to mention the TWOW Sansa chapter and Sansa getting married to Ramsay actually share a line, which makes me speculate he gave D and D a manuscript of the chapter AGES ago should they choose to put in Harry the Heir, then they shat on it by merging it with Jeyne and ignoring the point of the characters.

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>>87282803

If only armor technology had advanced a little bit he'd be unstoppable.

now this armor is a tournament armor, but such plated joints did exist on battlefield armors as well. This one even have plate protections in the armpit, but I can't find the video showing that.

>>87282989
>Not to mention the TWOW Sansa chapter and Sansa getting married to Ramsay actually share a line,
Which one?

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>>87282565
Hi George. Can you give these two a sex scene please?

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>>87282723
>Targ
>master race genes
Anon was talking about the Baratheons

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You're a big guy!

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Reminder that this fricken guy has a wife somewhere in the world and their son died but he's too busy jumping from king to king and hitting on Afro girl from Naath to even see her or tell her? What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

>we could have had an episode tonight

>>87283218
literally the worst hand ever

>>87283221
>we could have had storyline writing this year

>>87283165

>Elsewise Oberyn was clad in supple leather and flowing silks. Over his byrnie
he wore his scales of gleaming copper, but mail and scale together would not give him a
quarter the protection of Gregor’s heavy plate. With its visor removed, the prince’s helm
was effectively no better than a halfhelm, lacking even a nasal. His round steel shield
was brightly polished, and showed the sun-and-spear in red gold, yellow gold, white
gold, and copper.

>>87283038
Or at least, they are very close.
>Petyr put his arm around her. “So he is, but he is Robert’s heir as well. Bringing Harry here was the first step in our plan, but now we need to keep him, and only you can do that. He has a weakness for a pretty face, and whose face is prettier than yours? Charm him. Entrance him. Bewitch him.”
>“I don’t know how,” she said miserably.

Compare it to when LF tells her to do the same to Ramsay.

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i get that its a dark and gritty and edgy world where even children are exposed to the shit they live in.

but come the fuck on george, do you honestly think 10 and 12 year olds are capable of doing half the things you write them doing?

>>87283259
>We could have had the Winds of Winter this year

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>>87283257

>>87282803
The show should have gave him the shield. He looks stupid holding his sword one armed without a guard.

>>87282879
>superhumanly fast
for someone that big, anyway

>>87282756
Probably Yi Ti because why not

>>87283302
I don't get it, why even have a shield if you're wearing full plate armour?

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>>87282803

>grrm thinks an 8 foot man in full plate harness would have a some giant shield

>>87283257
That's ableist

>>87283282
>Bringing Harry here was the first step in our plan,
WAS GETTING HOT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>87283290
>but come the fuck on george, do you honestly think 10 and 12 year olds are capable of doing half the things you write them doing?
No. Arya and Sansa were supposed to be 16 and 18 at this point in the story but he was convinced to drop the five year gap.

>>87282371
> Implying they aren't already worthless

It's Lanisters vs Dragonborn now. Starks don't matter.

Cersei and Dany should do 20 paces then shoot each other at the same time. Jon Snow dies by accident, possibly eaten by dragon.

The show ends with George Washington showing up and sharing democracy and captialism with Westeros.

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>>87282565
He's depressed because they wasted the perfect cast for the Queen of Love and Beauty for some Harley Quinn psycho type

>>87283358
The knight of the Vale fighting Bronn also carries a shield even though it is described that he is wearing full plate armor as well. The side of him that is not protected by the shield is referred to as the unprotected side and Bronn keeps making cuts into his plate armor but doesn't get all the way through. In the same chapter Brandon cuts through Littlefinger's mail armor like butter. What's the point of wearing armor if it doesn't work?

>>87283471
Saw the commentaries, on the "HArdhome" episode they day D&D literally had the script say shit like "Jon arrives from the boat to the shipyard of Hardhome like Washington crossing the Delaware but with better hair" or some shit like that

>>87283388
Ser Harrold smiled slyly. 'You are quite comely for a bastard girl."
For you, thought Alayne.

>>87281873
Daario will just throw a knife at any of them

>>87283608
Seeing Alayne become a big girl for CIA is pure pottery

whens jamie finally dropping the lannister name and establishing the house of dragonslayers.

house Ornstein

>>87282014
This is accurate as far as I can tell. Maybe Dayne could match him.

>>87283684
Orn(((stein)))

>>87283503

>drop shield, bull rush bron, bear him to the ground, stab him with rondel dagger whilst he flails helplessly at your metal body

>>87279448
Wrong

The fact that mainstream opinion is turning on the show proves so.

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>the hound
>is a human and not a dog

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>>87283684
and their sworn rivals the House of the whit wolves

>>87283257
Tyrion is objectively worse.
>Cannot effectively give advice
>Job is to calm Dany down
>Makes her angrier
>Always drunk
>Only redeeming feature is that he is related to people on the other side

>>87283724
Exactly. It makes me sad that the mountain had several chances to grab either Oberyn or his spear in the show but didn't

>>87279738
Are you saying she did so fly good?

>>87283783
I think they gave him the name because he barks like a dog not because he literally is one

>>87283842
Also his family sigil and he prolly listened to all orders like a dog

>>87279862
the only thing worthy of capping is your moronic insistence that the book will be out it "a few short months"

the only good thing to come out this shitshow of a season is the inevitable 1 hour audiobook-style lore snippets as voiced by the characters

everyone guess the topic or story theyll tell

Where the fuck is Ser Twenty Goodmen? is he the strongest character that we know the least about in the whole series?

>>87280762
this might be the most autistic post in the thread

are you one the cds? if so, your work is embarassing

>>87281873
and what about Tormund?

>thrones is about different pseudo nations warring with each other
>historically they used bright colors to distinguish their troops from the enemies to avoid battlefield confusion

>lets make everyone wear black, light black and dark black

>>87283894
He comes from a family that saved the Lannisters with their trained attack dogs. Then they themselves became metaphorical attack dogs because their parents raised them for a couple of generations to be Lannister bodyguards.

>>87282371
nothing. not possible.

none of the storylines have are merit

>>87280635
All Hail King Euron Greyjoy, First of His Name, Leader of the Rhoynar, The Andals and The First Men, Lord Reaper of Puke, Dragon Slayer, Destroyer of Targaryen Whores and Stark Pretenders.

>>87281873
THE DRAGON Aegon "Snow" Targaryen.

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Costumes always make me think of this scene.

Some random pleb nights in the street in Season 1 have some of the most colourful and interesting costumes in the entire show.

Also is that a full on fucking florent coat of arms for some random extra?

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>Daario got sick of being Republican King of Mereen
>stewed in his own jealousy over being dumped
>Sold the city back to the slavers, which then consolidated their power and took ALL of Slaver's Bay back
>Dany's entire Essos arc was for NOTHING
>In exchange for their buying him a position as general of the Golden Company so he can take his Second Sons back and merge the mercenary bands
>Now he's been hired by Cersei and he is going to try kill Daenerys
>They meet on the battlefield ala Jon and Ygritte
>Jon kills him with Rhaegal's fire because he's Dany's new boo

r8 my D and D round peg into square hole writing

>>87279289
oh fuck the thought of ashara spreading her legs and saying that has made me rock hard.

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>>87284338

Found a better picture and it absolutely is. Random plebs confirmed for best costumes.

>>87284060
I don't think he qualifies

>>87283290
>but come the fuck on george, do you honestly think 10 and 12 year olds are capable of doing half the things you write them doing?

Why do you think 13 was considered the start of adulthood back in those times? People will generally act as old as you treat them.

>>87284469
and yet the budget has only grown since then.

and the cgi isn't particularly impressive.

i hope mainstream opinion comes around to shit on these dumb actors sucking up the entire budget

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>>87281873

>>87279674
it literally is magical you faggot

>>87284383
Nah the Golden Company will be destroyed in Essos by Darrio.

Think about it. If elephants fight Dany her dragons can make them panic. But Darrio doesn't have that advantage so its more tense.

The War of the Dawn is the climax, not Dany vs Cersei.

How much time passed in season 7? I know it was a lot of traveling but I think Sansa said it was like weeks or a few months?

when will the episode air?

>>87282565
Wasn't his editor shit talking the show on twitter?

>>87284987
The iron bank forms in essos, has power over the seven kingdoms.
The golden company is their weapon against westeros if they aren't paid.
The dothraki are invincible mongols minus the horse archery part.
The unsullied are supposedly the best troops period.

Why the fuck are these dirty naked brown people supposedly so much better than european knights and shit?

>>87285359
Going even further, why would all these perfect people want to give up their perfect life to inhabit a continent that freezes for years at a time?

>>87282360
?? Like Gondor hold the Shire accountable to taxes?

Gondor is thousands of miles away most of them don't even know where the Shire is

>>87285359
Golden Company are all Westerosi exiles, most of which are white. There are some mongrels in there but most are white Westerosi.

But trust the show is going to make them poopoo brown.

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>>87281873

Arthur Dayne>Barristan>Jaime with 2 hands>The Rest

What did the Mad King say when you stabbed him in the back?

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>>87285682
>What did the Mad King say when you stabbed him in the back?

Burn them all

>>87285682
dracarys

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>>87285720
>>87285772
I know the show isn't going this way, but I sincerely hope that GRRM ends the books with Jaime as a the hero. Killing the Mad Queen Danaerys Targaryen. Couldn't give less of a fuck about the whole Valonqar thing.

>>87283909
>t. doubter

>>87280632
i hate that fucking hammer.It's in my top ten things I hate this season It just looks so fucking stupid. How did they manage to find the stupidest looking hammer ever made?

>>87284987
>The War of the Dawn is the climax, not Dany vs Cersei.
I'll laugh when they just have Theon kill Euron as a side note, and Arya strolls down South and kills Cersei while everyone is fighting up North. It pretty much closes of all those characters story line that didn't really have much invested in the fight up North and affords the Northern conflict more screen time.

>>87285515
random swamp nigger > Arthur Dayne

Was Lyanna cool knowing Rhaegar was leaving her to kill his former betrothed, his brother, and the man who fostered both those two men? It's really messed up.

>>87283676
she literally is bigger than him too

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https://youtu.be/VRjXFDKkorw?t=3m

>Stannis Lord of Light theme plays for Renly

what did they mean by this

>>87285971
No, I think it's implied that Lyanna was held there by force. And in any case you can't blame heavily pregnant Lyanna for not being able to travel alone to the north and resolve things. Robert's Rebellion and all the shit that followed was entirely Rhaegar's fault.

>>87285233
unknowable

they just made too much bullshit up to be able to keep the passage of time straight

>>87282181
Aegon IV.

His fuckups paved the way for failure of his house.

>>87281873
Brienne defeated Loras, Jaime, and the Hound. She even killed Stannis. She's the best swordswoman in the series.

>>87285886
how many years have you been posting that?
you're a sad fool

>>87286022
Initially, the "Warrior of Light" theme was meant ot be for all Baratheons, but since all Baratheons except Stannis died before season 2 ended it became Stannis' theme.

Will Jaime cuck Tormund?

>>87286075
>She even killed Stannis.
like that says anything

already crippled on the ground, well played brienne!

>>87285956

Peasants in masks> Barristan

>>87282181
The non-targ fucking shits are the Baratheons. And no, Orys Baratheon can't be Aegon's bastard. For starters, dude looks nothing like him. He's a buff guy with black hair. And Durrandon genes carry over into the Baratheons more than original Baratheon genes anyway. Plus the name just sounds it came from the Stormlands. It means 'defense against the Gods' or something like that in Greek.

Other non-Targ fucking shits are the Martells, only related in marriage like Bobby B's line. Other than that, I think Aegor Rivers should be made a honorary Baratheon for being the proto-Stannis. Everyone else is fucking terrible, aside from maybe Jahaerys the First and his wife, the only non-slutty Targ female. What the fuck is it with Targ women ending up sluts while the men end up insane? Jesus.

realistically how long would fighting those zombies last

they don't eat, drink or rest. it's nonstop until they're all gone.

>>87285956
that's LORD swamp nigger to you

>>87286091
And then I guess it transferred to Rhllor characters through Mel? I always thought the Baratheon theme was the King's Arrival one but maybe that was specific to Bobby B and the Iron Throne since its used for Joffrey and Tommen, but never Renly or Stannis.

>>87286269
Jon will fight the Night King 1v1, and when he of course beats him all the zombies die. The end.

>AND WHO

>>87286075
>best swordswoman
>woman

and that's fine, but she didn't beat prime jaime or prime hound, so I don't count those

>>87282181
GoT's Baratheon's family line is different from ASOIAF. For one major difference, Varys mentions that Robert and his brothers have the best claim to the throne, because their maternal side, their mother Cassanda, was a recent descendant of the Targaryens, not Steffon.

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>>87285432
Only after the events of the LotR, which props the beginning o nth e"Fourth age"

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Are we on hiatus until next episode?

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>>87279240
>using your thinking cap while watching got

>>87286441
>Shire becomes a reservation
>the world progresses while Hobbits still live in holes smoking pipeweed all day

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>>87286075
>She even killed Stannis.
>Stannis
>dead

>>87286638
Not such a bad deal desu
Anyways it's implied they "evolve" to be able to get away easier from human and become some sort of our leprechauns and only known through tales in the end

>>87286707
>Brienne says he's dead
>he was crippled and couldn't fight back
>no ally in the area could have rescued him
>Mel clearly thinks he's dead for good

Anon let him go, he was an autist anyways.

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Breaking bad is a far superior show

>>87279230
wait what ep did she proposition him? or was this /lit/ shit?

>>87286441

Nah it was Arnor then independent, then still independent when the Kingdoms united, Aragorn didn't give them independence he gave them more land.

>>87286885
>Anon let him go, he was an autist anyways.
>re-emphasize the reason he's /ourguy/
>Say we should let him go
wut

are these leaks legit at all?
seems like fan fiction to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYR97jtxSsM&feature=youtu.be

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>>87279230

"muscled like my fantasy"

No shit.

>>87286981
we /offseason/ now
/lit/ /shit/ rules

>>87287023

If you have to ask

>>87281831
lard most likely.

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>>87286986
Eh, that pic comes from the best Atlas of the Middle Earth I ever saw, so Idk

>>87287023
>seems like fan fiction to me
season 7 didn't?

>>87279230
>cersei propositioned sex

stop making shit up

>>87286075
I'm a big fan of Brienne the Beauty, but being honest, she only defeated Loras, she didn't got to fight Jaime, the Hound or Stannis on their prime, let's see, she defeated a sword swallower, a knight who just got his fighting hand cut down, a malnourished, exhausted, sick warrior, arrived late to the party to deliver the final blow to a Stannis the Meme King Baratheon & couldn't even defeat Arya Stark.

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NEEEEEEEEEEED

FEATURE IN MY ALBUM

>>87287064
I hope you didnt take offence to that anon, im aware of offseason /got/.
Still doesn't answer my question though.

>>87287392
well yes it is /litshit/

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>>87279143

they have been shooting this nigga in half face shots like two face all season and these dumb plebs think hes some meme

the crows eye will be one of the final bosses, trust

>>87279143

euron is the wild card, as in the books

hack and hack say theyre writing their own shit but they're lifting the whole euron plot and spacing it out

>>87287432
Ah, okay, thanks anon!

>>87279143
>87279143
>>87288023
>>87288023
>>87288023
New

>>87288092
>early

But why?

>>87287620
To quote Euron's actor from the commentaries "D&D thought the eyepatch was stupid and I agree"
What a fucking waste

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>>87288224
>it is stupid for a pirate to have an eyepatch

>>87288349
>he's so good, he never even got a scar!

...

305

>>87279682
because he would slit her throat right there, Brandon is no better than the raging losers on 4chan

>>87289683
Robert would do the same. It's why Ned warned Cersei to get the fuck out. That's what a Chad is. You take what's your's and destroy everything in your path.