Doppeldick Edition
Less than 7 hours remain
https://pastebin.com/mcKYsFib
Meanwhile: >>87254469
First for dreams hearkening a truth.
ARE YOU 100% AWAKE /tpg/?
What bands would you like to see in Twin Peaks?
>>87256859
who gives a fuck about this non-character
Why do people keep calling catatonic Coop "Dougie"?
Dougie died when he went to the Black Lodge. It's been Cooper ever since.
This is THE LAST /TPG/ GENERAL ;_;
If we're going down then we go down together.
>For 25 years you've seen her
Literally, and figuratively, what did he mean by this? Was it Laura?
This is a 17 year old girl who was brutally raped and murdered by her father, yet bears no ill will towards her town and is going to shovel Twin Peaks out of the shit tonight.
Say something nice to her!
Was it kino??
>>87256920
Actually Dougie was turned into a seed and Cooper told Mike to recreate another one for Sonny Jim and janey-E.
>>87256933
BASED LAURA
YOU HAVE AN ENEMYin Douglas Jones.
>>87256897
Infinite prep time, check. Owl Cave ring, check. .38 snub, check. Seed for a new DOUGIE, check.
It's fucking on.
>>87256920
Because it's easier that way.
post kino part 12
underrated episodes
>>87256920
Douglas jones died when he went to the black lodge. "Dougie" helps distinguish the catatonic man from cooper post-electro-shock therapy
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey have an unexpected pregnancy and him assuring her it's all going to be alright and they'll find a way to make it work
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey deciding to live together in a cozy cabin surrounded by Douglas Firs
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey raise their baby boy Richard together
>ywn see Ben pissed at first that Cooper got his young daughter pregnant but warming to the idea and giving Richard his first bicyle for his birthday
>ywn see Coop being a proud daddy while he teaches his boy about Tibet and tells him stories about his time in the FBI
>ywn see Coop take Richard, Harry, Andy and Hawk on camping trips
>ywn see Coop and Audrey encouraging their boy when he's feeling down or sad and giving him valuable advice
>ywn see Cooper beaming with joy when Richard has a fulfilling life
Dougie ged seks
I'm excited yet sad that it is almost over.
Anyone else having a refreshing Heineken before the finale?
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
>Dougie eats cake and sticks dick in Janie-E
>Dougie eats cake and sticks fork in socket
It's like poetry it rhymes
>>87256962
will seed of dougie + hair of real coop = a better dougie since (I assume) the original dougie was created by/from Mr. C
>>87256917
He's the product of a coop and an audrey
Reminder the final scene is Cooper and Laura vs the Experiment in the Palmer house.
hey, Sonny Jim, we've all been there.
ONE, NOTHING WRONG
WITH ME
>>87257028
HEINEKEN?!
>>87257004
>when he went to the black lodge.
Didn't he go to the Red Room?
>>87257028
FUCK
>>87256920
You are defined by your experiences and relationships. "Dougie" has had much more life in a couple weeks than Cooper had in 25 years. He's Dougie now.
doUge get laid
david lunch lol
When TP is over, is TPG going to turn into DLG?
>>87257052
DOUUUGIIEEE
To the anon worried about the undermining of the end of FWWM:
I was a little wary even with the stuff in ep. 8 at first, but if it comes down to it and you really don't like the direction Lynch goes, just remember the lodge is not chronological, and the end of FWWM could very well be the last thing that happens to Laura regardless of what we see tonight
>>87256920
Because that's how characters in-world understand him. Everyone knows it's Coop. But we all know his real name isMr. Jackpot.
What's Dopplecoops master plan??
>>87257046
>the very last scene leaked before the series aired
wtf i hate lynch now
>>87257046
Final scene is KISS playing Love Gun at the Roadhouse
>>87257041
how much chocolate cake did they have left over?
david lunch lol
>>87256927
kek
>>87257018
wtf?
>>87257123
Stop the Stargate Program
>>87256889
Has anyone here seen "Lucky"?
It features Carl in practically the s a m e role as tp s3 and Lynch. Not directed by him, but it's full of clin d'oeil
>>87257005
>Douglas Firs
>Dougie
david lynch lol
>>87257160
pro... gram
>presses button on remote
sunny gym lol
>>87257085
There they are, Albert...
>>87257127
Which episode is Death Grips playing at the end of?
>>87257166
I don't think its out yet.
I'm hype to see it though.
>>87257107
Like I said in the previous /tpg/, Laura still had her doppelgänger hanging around the Black Lodge in the S2 finale, implying she still had some darkness in her.
>>87257197
Episode 17.
sheryl ree lol
>>87256897
yeah. at work. can't fucking wait to get outa here
>>87256933
CUTE
What in the fuck did he mean by this?
>>87257046
I can't you fucking idiots don't get that that thing is the arm's head/fruit on the marble statues in the red room. You SEE IT TRANSFORM.
>>87257228
>Naido (Diane)
>>87257228
It's going to be so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk
>>87257123
stay alive. use cooper's deductive reasoning and paranormal connections to continue ridding the world of criminal miscreants. Unlike Dougie.
Post yfw trying your hardest not to accidentally die in the next 10 hours
Reminder that the Experiment is the ultimate big bad. "I missed you in New York" she was on the other end when Cooper tried to call Jeffries.
>>87257228
Actually, whole episode 17 is just MC Grip sitting at a Roadhouse.
HELLO /tpg/
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
>>87257210
Oh yeah? I didn't realize it, cause I have seen it in swiss Film Festival this summer. My bad, could've imagined that.
Still, if you get the chance watch it, it's as nice and comfy as a film about a lonely old atheist can get
reminder carrie paige is related to beverly paige and we got LYNCHED hard
dale cupper lol
>>87257231
hahaha sheryl tree LOL
I'LL CORNHOLE THAT PIECE OF SHIT
>>87257107
You sound like such a weakling.
>>87257315
Why does she want BOB?
>>87257345
we are AWAKE
>>87256933
Why is she so adorable
>>87257107
pleb\
>>87257296
Nah this a Death Grips thread now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8
>>87257398
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT?
>I only eat so that I can smoke and stay alive.
>Harry Dean Stanton
BETAS NEED NOT APPLY TO CARL RODD'S WILD RIDE
>>87257228
Which Death Grips song would actually work best in TP?
>Beware
>Come Up and Get Me
>No Love
>Birds
>>87257359
so fucking funny
>>87257345
Why must Chick Fil A be closed on the most kino of days?
I'm so fucking excited for the finale, so what do you think? will it be an open end or a close end?
>>87257125
source?
HELLO JOHNNY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
taking a nap
wake me up when its on bros
Reminder that we need a final thread after the last episode called:
/TPG/ ONE LAST FINAL: I NEED YOU
Hello Johnny, how are you today?
Hello Johnny, how are you today?
Hello Johnny, how are you today?
Hello Johnny, how are you today?
Hello Johnny, how are you today?
Hello Johnny, how are you today?
>>87257285
Mr. C feels that he has to walk everyone though his punchlines and references after being eternally btfo by Harry in the Missing Pieces.
>>87257436
There's always Popeye's
Every other network: Hnnnn, we can't run a new episode before Labor Day.
Lynch: TWO EPISODES, BITCH!
>>87257309
>have to drive home on the interstate for two hours before the premiere
I'm going to be driving more carefully than I have ever before
How can you tell the difference between the red room and the black lodge?
And has the white lodge been in the show? I feel like Briggs was shown in it.
>>87257434
Up My Sleeves
>>87257444
An anon in Croatia filmed it. Copper takes Laura's hand and they walk into the house.
>>87257408
My dad works at Showtime.
The Grips will play at the Roadhouse in the final scene of the finale.
this is the go-to song for institutional music. pretty sure its used in ONE FLEW OVER as well
Who is the mvp this season? You can't say dougie.
My vote: bobby
>>87257488
i think the black and white stuff is the white lodge
not confirmed on screen but seems pretty likely to me imo
>>87257528
Briggs.
>>87257117
Imagine that bottle was your balls
>>87257442
Definitely open. There's no way they're going to wrap up everything with the mother and so on. I expect a lot of White Lodge kino. "It" is in there now.
>>87257528
Candie
>>87257503
My dad is The Grips.
Showtime will play in your dad in the final scene of the Roadhouse
>>87257528
naomi watts
>>87257434
T A K Y O N
>>87257528
Mike t b h
>>87257528
richard
I know this is /tv/ so this will undoubtably trigger some people but whodoing drugstonight here?
Got afresh bottle of rum and some edibles, gonna be comfy toasted as fuck.
>>87257123
HELL FREEZE OVER AND ILL BE DAAAAAMMMMNNNEEEEDDD
>>87256859
Fuck. I'm watching the wrong version of twin peaks
What is the new version and is it available on streaming services?
So how the fuck are Cooper and Laura going to fight the primordial embodiment of evil???
>>87257528
Candy
>>87257488
White lodge wasn't shown in earlier seasons. Briggs described a vision of being in a grand estate. Bobby arrives (confirmed in part 18), clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy.
>>87257528
Hawk
>>87257540
>There's no way they're going to wrap up everything with the mother and so on.preparetogetlynched
>>87257528
Sheryl! Only she and Kyle were in EVERY episode! Thank you Sheryl and Kyle for working hard!
>>87257488
Anywhere that doppelgängers and BOB are found is the Black Lodge.
Tulpas add a new wrinkle I'm not sure bout them.
>>87257601
with great love
>>87257434
Well, the original idea guy joked about "Inanimate Sensation", i think "Get Got" and "On GP" would work as well.
>>87257434
Lock Your Doors
>>87257528
can't take your eyes off Evil Coop. He consumes every scene he's in.
>>87257601
they are going to tickle him to death
>>87257574
doggie jones lol
>>87257605
>White lodge wasn't shown in earlier seasons
ahem....
>>87257574
I got some acid ready.
>>87257601
With loving handholding finger-interlocked tantric sex in Laura's childhood bed for two hours
brb deleting my TP folder after 10pm ;_;
>>87257434
Up My Sleeves
>>87257664
How do you get this ?
I only do edibles...
>>87257528
B r i g g s
>>87257642
>him
>>87257574
Also lighting up, wish I had some edibles though.
Friendly reminder that s4 is confirmed
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/has-twin-peaks-been-a-hit-showtime-1034370
>From a financial perspective, Nevins says Twin Peaks has exceeded expectations.
https://inews.co.uk/essentials/culture/television/twin-peaks-sherilyn-fenn-audrey-david-lynch/
>If David Lynch wanted to do another season of Twin Peaks, would you do it? “Oh yeah. He said if people loved it he would do another one, and the hardest part is just sitting down and writing it. But he had so much fun this time, he really loved it. And he got to do it the way he wanted to. It’s like an 18-hour movie, so he’s happy. Let’s just stay positive. It really turned out the way he wanted it to in his heart.”
https://twitter.com/SHO_TwinPeaks/status/902177684817661952
>the suit goes back into the archives, to be worn at a future day, maybe, no idea, keep your fingers crossed
http://deadline.com/2017/08/twin-peaks-no-second-season-showtime-david-lynch-david-nevins-tca-1202144491/
>David Nevins : , “the door’s always open to David Lynch, whether that would lead to another season, I don’t know if he wants to do it,”
>>87257574
>>87257664
>watching my show while doing drugs
GET REAL
>>87256859
Do you think we'll see Harry in the finale?
>>87257574
I am the FBI.
>tfw when I traveled to Snoqualmie and North Bend for the finale
>planning to get a slice of cherry pie and coffee at Twede's cafe today, and see the real-life set locations all before later
>>87257384
To become complete so that she may bring the Black Lodge to the material world.
>>87257488
I think the White Lodge may be that building atop the rock among the endless purple sea, where the Fireman and Señorita Dido are.
Coop and Andy were there briefly at separate points.
>>87257701
yupIts Gordon Cole
>>87257664
Nice, I'm too much of a pussy to do anything harder than weed though. One time I was smoking with mates and they did some tabs and were freaking out in a terrible way the whole time, scared me off of psychedelics
>>87257135
based lunchposter
>>87257736
Formerly Chuck's
>>87257528
David Lynch. He keeps alternating between being Gordan Cole the character and David Lynch the actor, speaking past characters like when he tells Albert how much he's worried about him and the dream sequence. It's great because you can chose to deny its happening and those scenes will still provide plot stuff but if you know your shit your getting this whole second narrative about making art and the trouble of distinguishing your creations from the people you have wear them. AND he's directing and doing god-tier sound design.
>>87257656
underrated post
This thread is /tv/ operating at 100% efficiency.
He was a good employee
>>87257736
I will go one day, sadly live quite far away in the UK.
leaked picture from finale
Alexa, play Audrey's Dance.
YOU HAVE AN ENEMY IN DOUGLAS JONES.
>>87257107
Yeah, I suppose.
And like the anon positing about the black lodge said, it's not exactly consistent.
FWWM has a great ending, but I suppose it doesn't work with the rest of the series.
Assuming the finale doesn't utterly bomb tonight, I ironically feel that S3 is better than S1.
>>87257574
fuck off degenerates
Come off it Leo I have to get ready for work!
>>87257046
You mean Jumping Man
Now I know how Brando felt.
>>87257745
i firmly believe that the black & white coop scene at the beginning of episode 1 happens after most of the events of this season
>>87257345
HORNY FOR MOMMY MILKY
>>87257736
I have been there, the pies at the Kroger bakery taste better than that shit
>>87257736
There is no way you won't be waiting hours until they tell you they are out of ingredients for pie because a thousand stupid fucking redditors showed up to their restaurant and they probably had no idea why.
>>87257870
Sheryl Lee convinced Lynch to add that ending to FWWM because she was so invested in Laura and couldn't handle how bleak the film was for her character. It's a beautiful moment but not necessarily in line with Lynch's larger vision.
>>87257723
Sadly I think there will be no surprises since they already announced the full cast. I think Lynch's idea of having no spoilers happened later and that's why some of the earlier trailers have shown us things we haven't seen yet.
>>87257965
Nah, the employees probably get a million Twin Peaks fans a day. They'd know why.
Anybody know the name of the melancholy synth song playing during the scene when Hawk announces Log Lady's passing? I think it was also playing during the scene in the casino with Cooper saying goodbye to Jany-E and Sonny Jim.
>>87257947
Richy set up for next season?
Wouldn't it be amazing if he has turned into a lodge spirit. New BOB. Electricity.
>>87257899
Did Lynch intend for Becky and Steven's marriage to call back to that of Shelly and Leo?
Shelly's in a really good position to warn her daughter about abusive dirtbag husbands.
>>87258001
What have the trailers shown that we haven't seen yet aside from the shot of Coop driving at night?
notice how the second half gets quieter, with fewer zooms, even slight push-ins?
>>87258027
Yeah too bad she's a bad person who never grew from her experiences.
>>87257899
Ugly coalburning whore
>>87257528
>Who is the mvp this season? You can't say the mvp
>>87258027
>in a really good position to warn her daughter about abusive dirtbag husbands.
>dating a drug kingpin
leo was right. shit attitude.
Sheryl Lee is a wonderful lady
>>87258027
too soon, dude
>>87258000
Source? I've never heard this and I doubt Lynch could compromise his vision for an actor
>>87258027
Yes except in the middle of warning her, Shelley leaves to make out with her bad boy boyfriend.
>>87257673
Don't do it, you know you'll still want to use it from time to time.
>>87258000
Really? How was it supposed to end?
Did that mean Lynch added the discussion about the angels in because of Lee was well?
>>87258000
>tfw Sheryl Lee makes the most kino moment of the movie
Absolutely based
Haaaaaaaaawwwwk
>>87258022
An Angelo composition most likely. Need to wait for the soundtrack to release.
>>87258034
Watch the "It is happening again" trailer. A different shot of the stairs where the woodsmen were and Coop walking in the dark with Mike.
>Cooper will never visit Tibet
Best Roadhouse performance right now.
>>87258166
im dyyyyyyiiinnngg
I'M HUNGRY!
Who's ready for Dr. Amp to bust some skulls when those soot-covered SOBs start Gotta Lighting his radio show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ
llarando
>>87258128
this is the guy who cast chrysta bell in a major role dude
>>87258166
>>87258194
okay, margaret
>>87257038
Yeah they messed up the choreography with the door being open so he has to struggle
Otherwise he would have slammed his elbow on the door
>>87258000
Except it's foreshadowed when Laura and Donna talk about angels in space and when Doc Hayward mentions the angel saving her soul dumbass
>>87257528
Bobby is the MVP of every season, he's probably the most developed character of the entire show.
>>87257528
BELUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>87258216
and she plays the part perfectly. we'll never see her again.
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>87258166
>>87256920
i just realized that the gross little monster that appears when dougie turns into the seed is dopplecoops evil essence separating from the seed
>>87258202
Fucking hell Mark Frost, we get it.
>>87258261
ok chrysta
>>87258000
how much sucky sucky did she do for that
>>87257528
evil coop
This song is terrible.
>>87257574
Pictures like this remind me of the subtle roasting Michael Horse gave MacLachlan about how he's turned into a surburban milquetoast over the years and Twin Peaks is an opportunity to get back to his weird roots.
>>87258323
JUUUUUUUUSSSSTTTTTTTT YOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
>>87257528
say dougie
A wild Moby appears
YA NO HAY
YA NO HAY
ESTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[autotune crack]EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLAS
>>87257032
albert was so fucking wasted this season, especially in the second half
>>87258295
okay, okay, but how has she not pulled this off exactly the way Lynch would want it?
>>87258128
Pretty much anyone who's worked with him (besides that fucking TREE) will tell he treats his cast like family. I'm sure his "vision" involves breaking down the barrier between the characters he's creating and the people who act them, so he must care about how they perceive things.
>>87258318
>implying their sex was ever consensual
>>87258344
kale machlachlan lel
>>87258374
worst song
>>87258344
I want to grow up to be like kyle maclachlan
>>87258323
If you're talking about "No Stars", I can't respect anyone with this opinion.
>>87257736
>Twede's feed n seed
>>87258128
I don't remember which interview she said it in, maybe one of the Sherylposters knows. Lynch loves Sheryl though, he credited her in every episode of the new series and he's centering the entire mythology and ending around her character.
>>87258216
>>87258398
So the source is your ass, got it
>>87258398
>shopping a vedderpost
nys
What was his catchphrase again?
>>87257452
please
>>87258261
kys
>>87257005
>archiveofourown.org/series/285537
>>87258497
GOODBYEEEE-EE-EEEE
I think the boring episode 12 where Tammy, Cole and Albert sit around in a room for an hour is up next.
>>87258452
No it's an interview she did around the time of the film, someone posted it in this thread not too long ago.
>>87258497
Ah, Mr. Philip, I have shit my pants.
>>87258431
It's auto-tuned garbage. The song itself is ok. It's the fucking auto-tune that kills me ears.
Sheryl Lee
>>87258398
agree. the source is the presence of Naomi Watts, Laura Dern, Kyle M, eager beavers like Cena, Seyfried, Caleb-Jones...
>>87258526
It's the most patrician one.
>>87258202
>Who's ready for Dr. Amp to bust some skulls when those soot-covered SOBs start Gotta Lighting his radio show?
that would actually be pretty amazing. id love for all hell to break look in the town
>>87258497
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back.
>>87258497
There's some fear in letting go
>>87258555
>me ears
Arrrr
Guys I won't be able to watch with you live because of family stuff, but promise me there will still be a general tomorrow so I can properly say goodbye to all you special motherfuckers.
It's been an incredible ride and I won't forget you.
>>87257528
Richard The Twink. Wish we had more scenes with him but he ded
>you will never shovel yourself out of the shit
>>87258630
Sorry but this is the last /tpg/ ever
I don't want it to be over.
>>87258630
I don't expect /tpg/ to die before a week after the finale.
>>87258555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJSCk0roBMk
There you go.
>>87258560
Sheryl Jewelree lol
>six hours
>>87258647
>tfw /tpg/ has helped you shovel your way out of the shit
>>87258570
Nvm. Ep 11 is on now.
goodbye /tpg/
what is this bittersweet feeling? ;_;it's been really real fellas, stay golden
>>87258022
Probably one of these.
>>87256859
zero gayness in me, but I would suck his cock
>>87258702
Is her hand ok? Did she die? ;_;
>>87258647
You can do it anon.
Thanks to /tpg/ I quit drinking, am transitioning to a better job in my career, and sorted my life out.
We can all shovel ourselves out of the shit!
>>87258022
Green Onions
>>87258457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrwVk7ywqo#t=3m35s
It ain't shoped negro
>>87258555
The worst part is Rebekah del Rio singing Roy Orbison's "Crying" in Spanish was the emotional climax of Mulholland Dr., without any auto-tune.
I guess time took its toll on her vocal cords.
>>87258754
Nice oxymoron, fag
>>87258514
the fact that people know her name is proof.
apparently, she's in a band. Lynch liked her look and directed her to perform as anyone can see.
She's perfectly fine for this.
>>87257860
We've got your back Dougie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdnwXiwnDaM
Why did they feel the need to LYNCH people so hard?
>>87258813
What's your band name, Chrysta?
>>87258754
>zero gayness in me
Yup. Sure...
>>87258783
Fuck even remembering the song now makes me tear up.
ree
>>87257460
i dont know which part of missing pieces you're referencing
>>87258798
Welcome to 4chan, friend.
Enjoy your weekend.
PATROLLED
Have we even seen the welcome to twin peaks sign this season?
>>87258783
see
>>87258701
She can still sing, someone at the audio department just fucked it up for the show. I don't get why Lynch would let something like that happen.
>>87258869
>Seyfried had multiple scenes
>Cera only got one
Life's not fair
>>87258869
amanda siegree lol
>>87258702
Have you sherylposters noticed she has that teal ring on in like half of your pictures? Reminds me of the Owl Cave one, kinda cute desu
TOOT
dear friends.
I won't be watching the finale live. Due to timezone and schedules, I will have to watch it in approximately 23 hours from now.
WIsh me luck
thread is moving too fast
>>87258869
Did Cocaine Boy kill her?
>>87257158
So this and then read Mark frosts book on twin peaks
>>87258813
shes the worst actress ive ever seen and ruins any scene where she has to do anything more than be a background actor. lynch cast her because hes a horny old bastard. fuck off
Why is he so wholesome?
>>87258854
Raised Pleasure Dots.
If this whole season turns out to be just Audrey's dream I'm going to kill someone.
>>87257042
PRobably. Dougie had a black potato creature mixed with it that Mike shielded his eyes from. Did the same with doppelDiane
>>87258999
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I KNOW MY WORTH
AND WHO I AAAAM
>>87259015
Not a chance. That trope is way too stale and overused for Lynch.
>>87259004
Me on the right.
I have no problem with tammy and i don't understand why other people do. It seems like a kinda incoherent rage.
>>87258963
>I'm a Lodge man myself
>Oh really? Which one?
>...you know...all sorts of...wooden lodges
>>87258963
i was just watching this. never realized sarahs thiccness before
too many plot points to conclude. Obviously I don't expect to tie everything up, but I feel he is forced now to show a conclusion to andy, bobby, shelly and her daughter. This will take valuable time away from the main quest
>>87259000
Literally every single person he casts makes him horny in various ways.
THINK THERE'S ONE IN THERE, ALBERT?
He's dead lol
>>87257367
Quit projecting bitch
>>87259000
Lynch has a fairly routine habit of casting less than worthy actresses. And some great ones. This shouldn't be tantrum inducing.
>>87258963
THIS GARMONBOZIA...IS MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!
>>87259060
She's a shit actor and character but, I am not sperging over it.
Why not just morph /tpg/ into /lynched/
>>87258963
I get a fearboner seeing her in Wild at Heart
>>87259087
>find young Kyle Maclachlan
>cast him in a blockbuster based on the best science fiction novel around
>promise it'll launch his career
>fuck it up massively, to the point where you remove your name from all prints
>let young Kyle know about a more 'personal and intimate' project you're working on
>give him the lead role
>make his character strip at knife point, and have Kyle run around naked
>>87258344
What? What did Michael Horse say about MacLachlan?
>>87258898
Tonight
>>87257433
Still hoping he plays a song
>>87259000
hello r*ddit
>>87258974
Right now that is implied.
>>87256859
Who's Rene Magritte here?
who /heavymetal/ here
So, what will we see in this grand finale to quite likely the best show to ever grace the air, /tv/? Do you think we will have one grand confrontation with the Experiment to wrap everything up? Some manner of cliffhanger, or perhaps something else?