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agghhh...

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aaaaaaaarghhhhh save me bookfags

show's gone for 2 years

you can stop making these now its not like the show is interesting anymore theres nothing to speculate about.

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Spoiler for the next season:
[spoiler}]Daario leads The Golden Company and will pledge them to Dany.

>>87160720
Still no source on this

>King Norwin Lannister, "the Niggardly", who was not known for his openhandedness.
>King Loreon IV Lannister, "the Lackwit", one of Casterly Rock's many weak, cruel and feeble kings.
>King Loreon V Lannister, known as "Queen Lorea", for he was fond of dressing in his wife's clothing walking the docks of Lannisport in the guise of a common whore. One of Casterly Rock's many weak, cruel and feeble kings.

>>87160727
Dario can't lead the Golden Company, because he's already leading the Second Suns

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Aagghhhhh...

>>87161000
At least they're don't have muppet names

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>6 episodes to go
>2 episodes of battles
>oh god its going to suck so bad

kill me

Rapegar Targaryen

“Princess Myrcella?” The man smiled and held out his hand. “I’m Eyrie.” He did not volunteer his name, though Myrcella had seen him before when she lived in King's Landing - a friend of her mother's, perhaps? The anonymous Braavosi lord handed a leather pouch over to the sellsword captain, who accepted it eagerly. The pouch contained more than enough funds to make this risky delivery worth the captain's while. He gestured behind him.

“She was not alone,” the captain announced.

The Eyrie man spotted the hooded men in the back of the cruiser. He frowned at Myrcella.

“Uhh, you don’t get to bring friends.”

“They are not my friends!” the princess protested. Indeed, she wanted to get as far away from the hooded men as possible.

“Don’t worry,” the captain told the Eyrie lord. “No charge for them.”

The Braavosi contemplated the prisoners dubiously.

“Why would I want them?”

“They were trying to grab your prize,” the captain explained, smirking. “They work for the rebel. Darkstar.”

A look of excitement came over the Braavosi’s nondescript, unmemorable features. He gave the prisoners a closer look.

“Dayne?”

The captain nodded.

“Get ’em in sky cells,” the Braavosi ordered his men, swiftly revising his plans. Clearly this was an opportunity he wasn’t about to pass up. He sent a man to notify the maester. “I’ll send a raven.”

>>87161056

Bookfags:
>Aegor Rivers, known as Bittersteel, served in the Second Sons for a year before leaving to found the Golden Company.

Showfags:
>Second Sons merged with the Golden Company in a throwaway line.

>>87160559
>>87160727

Meeting the wife's ex will be fun. Jon and Daario will fight and then be best friends after. Like a sitcom.

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who's taking care of him

>>87161375
the night's midwife

>>87161375
>kill women
>turn them into wights
>let them take care of babby while you're gone fucking up the 7 kingdoms
easy

>>87161114

Do you think we'll ever get GRRM saying how shit the last few seasons were?

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>>87160727
>>87161236
No thanks. Fuck off with your cuck fantasies. Based Euron will take King's Landing and rule. You 'subtle' Danyfags make me want to cringe.

>>87161462
nah that'll probably damage the spin-offs or something like that

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>>87160559
Reminder that this guy FUCKS

does greyjoy like squids

>>87161462
He already has in subtle ways.

>>87161056
>implying D&D care
>implying showfags will notice

>>87161515
what happens when showfags notice something that bookfags don't

>>87161494
why does his face and presence annoy me so much?

>>87161494

Isn't this guy a little too old to still be a squire?

god i cant wait until GOT and the simpsons are finished so all the crews can come clean about what a fucking disaster they turned into in their memoirs

>>87161545
Because he's a useless shit character that D&D turned into a meme with LE HUGE COCK for whatever reason. He doesn't get more than a few off-hand mentions in the books.

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>>87161545
>>87161576
you stumps better kneel before the mighty tri-pod

podrick painal

>>87161474
He's going to die. Anyone Dany has could kill him. Jon, Daario, the Hound. Take your pick.

>>87161719
Eventually, sure, but it won't be in a retarded way like the Golden Company turning traitor.

>rewatching season 2
>black guy in Qarth has a safe
>says its made of valyrian steel
>its fucking huge
Will Dany remember this and make many weapons from the safe door?

The Winds of Winter

Prologue

"Maester Vyman, I'm Lord Vale" said Petyr, as he welcomed the Maester and his men.
"Uh, your sworn brothers are not welcome,"
"They are not my brothers," replied the Maester, his brow furrowed. "They work for the sellsword knight. The blackfish."
"BRYNDEN?" said Petyr, incredulous.
Petyr Baelish surveyed his captors. Jeyne Westerling was among them. It would not do, they needed to be taken to the Vale alive.
"Very well. I shall summon them all inside."

>>87161802
we're never gonna get to see karth again

>>87161805
kek

>>87160559
Allright, someone please explain to me why didn't Queen Chelsea just prepped a 12 dozens crossbowmen around the "dragon pit" and just slaughter Dany, Jon and everyone else? She knew she wouldn't join their cause from the get go, so why even holding this retarded meet-up at all if not to get rid of _all_ remaining leaders of the opposing forces?
Man, this whole scene makes zero sense whatsoever. Literally no reason to meet other than to try pulling a "Red Conference" or whatever.
The whole season felt forced and dumb, but this scene just takes the cake.

>>87161903
>>87161936
I love these.

>>87161867

>>87161805
actually though what would happen if blackfish came back to the vale and found LF?
he'd still have friends there from being knight of the gate and shit

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Why is it so bad? Why did this show get so awful?

>>87162042
why the fuck did you think that was a good idea you retarded newfag?

>>87162087
don't get mad just because you're get cucked on

>>87161474
>CoA is not a kraken tentacle-raping the lion

>>87162042
Why so early? Plus it's late so the threads are really slow.

>>87162138
>plus it's late
no it's not

>>87162105
this isn't my thread, but thread wars is retarded and so are you especially given that it's slow as fuck right now

>>87161996
logic in a dragon show, etc.
switch your brin off
nice contrarian opinion etc.

>>87161802
He also said it was full of treasure

>>87161996
I imagine it has something to do with the Unsullied and Dothraki + 2 dragons just hanging out. If their queen died, it would be Cersei's ass for sure.

>>87161936
why was balon such a dick to him anyway?

>>87162222
Witnessed.
But would it? What would the dickless do if they had no way of knowing what happened? Not to mention exactly 0 siege weaponry/machinery. And Dothraki? Wasn't it stated in the show itself that they can't siege for shit?
Dragons could be kind of a problem, but without their mum around to tell them who to burn and who to not burn, wouldn't they just become everyone's problem?

>>87162323
projecting his own failure onto him

>>87162079
too much dragons and zombies

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I did ash you told me, Sansha, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to shee that you do like being fucked arsheways. Yesh, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for sho long backwardsh. It was the dirtiesht fucking I ever gave you, Sansha. My prick was shtuck up in you for hoursh, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat shweaty buttocksh under my belly and shaw your flushed face and mad eyesh. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come burshting out through your lipsh and if I gave you a bigger shtronger fuck than usual fat dirty brapsh came shpluttering out of your backshide. You had an arshe full of brapsh that night, Sansha, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellowsh, long windy ones, quick little merry cracksh and a lot of tiny little naughty brapiesh ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a brapping woman when every fuck drivesh one out of her. I think I would know Sansha'sh brapsh anywhere. I think I could pick hersh out in Harrenhal if it were filled with brapping women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy brapsh which I imagine big guysh have. It is shudden and dry and dirty like what a man would let off in fun in a plane. I hope Sansha will let off no end of her braphsh in my face so that I may know their shmell also.

>>87161996
Because the show has turned into a glorified stage play at this point, where actors yell hackneyed lines at each other to convey a vague plot, and the settings and background characters are just there to set the scene

The lines feel so expository now, and they're said in the weirdest of settings in the presence of company that shouldnt be there. the whole show feels like some weird abstraction at this point

>>87162323
he was a living reminder about how Greyjoys got BTFO during their last war

>>87162323

Balon wants to restore the old ways and Theon is the antithesis of that

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CERSEI IS CUTE

Who would you guys consider the current top five best warriors in /got/?

>>87162571
Varys
Podrick
Bran
Sam the Ham
Hot Pie

>>87162571
>Ser Barristan Selmy
>Ser Barristan Selmy
>Ser Barristan Selmy
>Prime Jaime
>Hot Pie

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>>87162571
>>87162614
>>87162751
we all know who #1 is

>>87162571

Brienne
Arya
Greyworm
Yara
Rast

>>87162571
Assuming you mean still alive, theoretically it should be 5 unsullied but by show cannon it's more likely disgustingly
Arya
Brienne
Jon Snuh
Sandor
Gregor

>>87162385
>>87162385
>I did ash you told me, Sansha, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to shee that you do like being fucked arsheways. Yesh, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for sho long backwardsh. It was the dirtiesht fucking I ever gave you, Sansha. My prick was shtuck up in you for hoursh, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat shweaty buttocksh under my belly and shaw your flushed face and mad eyesh. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come burshting out through your lipsh and if I gave you a bigger shtronger fuck than usual fat dirty brapsh came shpluttering out of your backshide. You had an arshe full of brapsh that night, Sansha, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellowsh, long windy ones, quick little merry cracksh and a lot of tiny little naughty brapiesh ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a brapping woman when every fuck drivesh one out of her. I think I would know Sansha'sh brapsh anywhere. I think I could pick hersh out in Harrenhal if it were filled with brapping women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy brapsh which I imagine big guysh have. It is shudden and dry and dirty like what a man would let off in fun in a plane. I hope Sansha will let off no end of her braphsh in my face so that I may know their shmell also.
Unironically kino

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What exactly did they mean by this?

>>87162870
Elia and Lyanna gave birth to the same child, it appears.

>>87162870
>(((Aegon)))

>>87162870
Rhaegar was a fucking rude cunt hey

Azor Hot Pie

Will they ever show the allegedly epic 1v1 between young Bobby B and Rhaegar???

If not in one of Bran's visions, maybe in the Rebellion Spin-off?

>>87162991
They aren't doing a Roberts Rebellion spinoff

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>read the spoilers
>think that they are so predictable and shitty that they must be fakes cooked up by unfunny trolls
>turn out to be 100% correct
did I waste 6 seasons of my life watching this shitshow?

>>87162870
Because David&Schlomo are retarded and combined the characters of Jon Snow and Aegon in an extremely hamfisted way.

>>87163040
It would have been a GRRM instruction and they already mentioned Rhaegars other kids during Oberyns arc I'm pretty sure

>>87163029
>>think that they are so predictable and shitty that they must be fakes cooked up by unfunny trolls
>>turn out to be 100% correct
this is a good time to tell you s8 script was leaked too.

dont fall for the same trap

>>87161780
>retarded way like the Golden Company turning traitor.
They only have so many episodes and no one even knows who the golden company is on the show.

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POST EM

>>87163068
>It would have been a GRRM instruction
Even if that's true it's him attempting to salvage their fucked up plot, which is the problem in the first place. Didn't they say Jon's real name was Aegon in the same episode where Cersei flat out name drops the Golden Company that Aegon lands with in the books?

Checking off them fuckin' boxes, like the plot was written by a board room.

>So all of you who were hoping for the further adventures of Hot Pie are doomed to disappointment.
Man GRRM gets so salty. He's really mad that D&D wrote Hot Pie better than he did

speaking of white wolf whee the fuck was Ghost this season?

>>87161206
Issac is such a fag it actually makes him cuter

>>87163211
Where did he say this?

>>87163255
his poor head

the shape and...everything

>>87163296
I know the term limp wristed faggot is meant to be an insult but come on

>>87162200
cuck

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>And yes, before someone asks, I AM STILL WORKING ON WINDS OF WINTER and will continue working on it until it's done. I will confess, I do wish I could clone myself, or find a way to squeeze more hours into the day, or a way to go without sleep. But this is what it is, so I keep on juggling. WINDS OF WINTER, five successor shows, FIRE AND BLOOD (that's the GRRMarillion, remember?), four new Wild Cards books, some things I can't tell you about yet... it's a good thing I love my work.

How about you drop all that other useless shit literally nobody cares about?

>>87163424
Wild Cards is great, faggot

kill niggers

>>87163463
CAREFUL NOW

>>87163475
NEEEEEEEEEED
I KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT NEEEEEEED

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>>87163169
>high sparrow
>evil

>>87163169
>bronn
>daario
>arya
>jaqen
>jeor
>brienne
>drogo
>not beautiful

>bran
>melisandre
>daenerys
>theon
>podrick
>not ugly as fucking sin

>brienne
>high sparrow
>loras
>night king
>not good

>robb
>cersei
>davos
>not evil

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4FryTzcfJA
Here's this, friendos...

>>87161494
He is my favourite character

>>87163558
don't shit talk my nigga robb

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>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"

>and who.... are you.... the proud lord said....

>>87163659
>after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall
>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."
>"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas
>"Davos come here," Stannis beckons
>Davos asks "Your grace?"
>Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.
>"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."
>and who
>are you
>Written for television by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss

>>87163171
You must accept that the executive producers are sick of this show and made lots of money to do whatever.

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>Sam, that's your father's sword. Won't he come for it?
>He can bloody well try

Why didn't Randy track this fat piece of shit down and beat him senseless? He should not have been allowed to get way with this.

>>87163827
what's the point of him having it anyway?

>>87163578

I can't help but laugh at how stupid it looks

>>87163852
he'll give it to jorah or the hound next season

>>87163852
he's going to kill a white walker duh

so wait what was that bit at the start of the finale when the unsullied and dothraki are hanging out outside that castle scaring jamie and bronn?
They just quip a few times, then the next time jamie shows up he's hanging out in kings landing.

What happened there?

>>87161462
Fatso should do better first

>>87163898
the first scene was kings landing too you brainlet

>>87163898

the unsullied and the dothrakis are at king's landing

t. D&D

>>87163906
>>87163916

oh what I didn't think the walls of fucking Kings Landing would be that low. It looked like a minor hold at best.

>>87163950

you can actually see the red keep in some of the frames

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Comfiest scene of the series.

>>87163558
talk shit post list

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reminder that normies ruined this show, not D&D. D&D are writers who were given the task to write a story that the largest demographic will enjoy in order to make the most money. Normies love what they're doing, they love Arya being a badass, Dany and Jon falling in love, the memes from the Hound, the Tyrion quips. It's all the normies fault and it will always be.

>>87163424
Reminder that GRRM finds writing one page per day an acceptable pace. He's a fucking retard. 1 page in a day is him working.

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>>87161367
>jorah jacks off in the corner
why is life constant suffering for jorah

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I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest.

emilia clarke is on graham norton
just heard her refer to herself as khaleesi

>>87164051
Nah even normies are getting sick by the tired fanfic writing. GRRM's material made the show big. Not these two hacks.

>>87164198
mad queen

>>87162335

Dany gave the order to attack if she didn't come back alive.

Siege weaponry can be build from forests and stones.

Dothraki are maybe shit but that's irrelevant if they got orders from Unsullied or Jorah.


The Dragons being everyone's problem still makes them also Cercei's problem.

Alright boys time to settle this

Dothraki VS Unsullied

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>ywn be comfy with Cersei in the red keep at night drinking wine and telling stories

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>>87164274
m8

>>87164300
Yes yes very good anon. However was it on an OPEN field?

>>87164316
If they could get some square formations going, I imagine the result would be much the same

>>87164198
>normies think her name is khaleesi

>>87164290
She'd probably threaten to get the mountain to kill me but then chicken out

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>>87164051
how do you fight against this?
If the quality objectively and steadily declines
but the show gets more and more popular?
what you do when you want them to go back?

>>87164051
>But in a 24-hour day, the 25th hour is also the impossible hour, an hour that doesn't exist, that can only be created by the imagination. -David Benioff

>>87164245
Jorah dead.
Dothraki shit.
Insulted having no idea what to do and with no supplies.
As for dragons, at least Cerci has some ideas about countermeasures, unlike everyone else.

>>87164400
This best to be fake.

>>87164300
>>87164326

Actually, I spent a little time going over this with a friend not long ago! I argued that while there is historical precedent for an unsullied victory, given their famed victory at the Battle of Qohor as pointed out by many other users, that the Dothraki would win the fight against Danaerys' Unsullied. This is because the Unsullied fighting style relies on technique, coordination and predictability. In the legends, the Unsullied are said to fight as one man. I imagine this being similar to the High Elf forces in the opening scenes of fellowship and the way they reap the first line of orcs like wheat on the slopes of Mount Doom.

Unfortunately, as we know, many of Danaerys' Unsullied did not complete their training, and many now lack discipline and routine after their long stay in Meereen. Peacetime provides an issue for any trained force, but in the case of the Unsullied I think this exerts a greater effect- Their effectiveness relies on their maintaining a solid Phalanx-style defense. With rookies in the mix, many of whom have yet to participate in any major battle thus far, this formation would prove ineffective. Deserters would leave openings in the formation that could be exploited to disastrous effect by an opponent as swift and skilled as the Dothraki. Heavy armor would help to mediate this weakness, as it could allow a fairly small number of soldiers to the hold the line and thus maintain formation.

However, one breach is all it would take for the screamers to push through and either surround the opposing force or devour them from the inside-out, where the strength of their formation is turned in upon itself.

>>87164290
The scenes of Cersei drinking wine are extra comfy to me for some reason. One of my favorites is when she offers it to Sansa in Blackwater, she also looks great there.

>>87164464
They'd win if it was the entirety of one force vs the other but if they had equal numbers I'm not betting on the discount mongols.

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>>87164051

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>>87161462
>doesn't finish the books
>insults people who do

>>87164316
Probably thermopylae

>>87164590
those dick and balls jokes must really get on Alfie Allen's nerves
i imagine he hears it everywhere he goes he has a rather easily recognizable face

I seriously don't get Cersei betraying Jon and Dany. I mean I know her thing is to make painfully short sighted decisions but not sending her army to fight the Night King?

She's thinking that Dany and Jon will be killed by the Night King and that a weakened Night King will march south and be stopped by her army and the Golden Company. There is no weakening the Night King. You either destroy him or become one of his undead soldiers. If Jon and Dany lose she'll be facing the Night King, plus undead Jon and undead Dany's armies.

If she's thinking that Jon and Dany will win and be too weak to fight her then it would make sense for her to send the Lannister army north with them so they can finish them off quickly after they fight the Night King and keep the Golden Company south in reserve.

I know her thing is that she's a terrible ruler but c'mon!

>>87164590
AHAHAHAHAHA BTFO

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>>87164603
>D&D finishing the books

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A TARGARYEN WHOOOORRREEEEEEEE

GODS
GODS NED
NED
G O D S
O
D
S

TARGARYEN WHOOOORRRREEEE AT THE HEAD OF A DOTHRAKI BOOOAAAA----- GODS I WAS STRONG

LANCEL THE WINE LANCEL

GODS

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>>87164665
at least they try
same can't be said for fatty

>>87164590
/ourguy/

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WHY THE FUCK, did Dany not just completely toast Cersei, Jamie, the Mountain, Qyburn and Co. as they said no deal and all walked off calmly?
>Hah all my enemies and sole resistors in this conflict are walking away from me slowly
>better keep those two dragons in the background doing nothing
inb4 "Cersei had a trap" she would have used it already and it's almost like Tyrion discussed this in ep6. but it got glossed over as per usual.

>>87161502
gieb quotes

>>87164642
What's the point of helping them? If they win then they will just turn around and execute Cersei anyway.

The only outcome Cersei stays alive is if Dany and Jon have a phyrric victory against the undead

>>87164700
because muh honor
dany will die
same reason ned died
and robb
if DnD wasn't incompetent anyway

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ON AN OPEN FIELD!

GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN NED

SEVEN HELLS NED. SEVEN HELLS. A PREGNANT WHOOOOORRRREEEEEEE IN AN OPEN FIELD

BESSIE'S TITS NED
CAREFUL
GODS I WAS STRONG

>>87164635
>he has a rather easily recognizable face

Yeah he's pretty uggo.

>>87164700
Because she's trying to gain the confidence of the people by not torching every monarch and noble family that stands against her I guess? I guess she was upset that her dragon entrance didn't impress Cersei enough to make her give up or something.

>>87164720
https://youtu.be/ptCERgbR9nk?t=46m42s

Metal Gear?

PROBABLY SHATTERED EVERY RIB HE HAD

>>87164782
>>87164680
H-he's overheating! Quick, he needs more wine!

>>87164829
SEVEN HELLS

The depressing part about all this Robert shitposting is that it just reminds me how much I liked Robert as a character and how he died way too soon.

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>>87164700
They're all fucking retards. This conversation will go down in GOT history as one of the most retarded things ever.

>>87164829
THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER LANCEL

>>87161462

He'll wait until a few years after the show finishes so he doesn't piss of HBO and risk losing money.

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>>87164869
BOAR WHORE, your grace?

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>>87164889
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB BOOOAAARRRR WITH A FAT ARSE, YOU KNOW THAT?

>>87164730
>>87164798
>>87164861
'Muh honour'
>Incinerate the Tarly's infront of their own men
>contemplate destroying ALL of KL just to kill Cersei
>Jamie ran at her with a lance in his hands
Stupid woman can't even end the war with a blow of her dragon ffs.
Just stupid isn't it

>>87164967
I've never been a fan of Danaerys anyway so her behavior seems pretty par for the course. She's always been a stupid bitch that relies on other people, or dragonfire, to fix her mistakes.

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SOMEONE BRING ME NED
FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE

GODS WE WERE STRONG BACK THEN NED

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YER TOO FAT TO FINISH WINDS OF WINTER

Wait, they're going to have 6 episodes to wrap this up? They're going to have to just jump right into it right?

Jon and Daenreys have to convince the north that the alliance is good. The Clegane bowl. Jaime proving he's good and probably dying. All the reunions Jon will have with friends and family. The actual fight against the walkers. Cersei doing shit with Euron and the Golden Company. The baby Cersei has. Whatever Tyrion is planning. Then a final fight for Westeros.

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>>87160559
lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is godess, wife of sun. It is known.

>>87165002
NED

SEVEN HELLS

>>87164635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2Grfi3lFg
This was the first the world saw of him. I think he'll be fine

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Entertainment Weekly asked Game of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss about their approach to dealing with vocal criticism on the Internet, and they admitted that, after a while, they just decided to tune it all out. Benioff explained:

"We both made this pact that we were going to stop looking at stuff online because you can go into the rabbit hole and get lost in this world of online Thrones commentary if you're not careful. We both felt a lot saner after we stopped doing that. There's many more important things to be reading about online than our own show."

"You look at a message board and there might be nine positive comments, but the tenth one is negative—and that's the one you'll remember, that's what sticks in your head. And you want to have an argument with the person: 'Well, here's why this happened [in the show],' and you can't. You start having an argument in your mind and you realize you're losing your mind. You're having an internal argument with somebody named DragonQueen42—you're never going to win that argument."

>>87165002
CAREFUL NED
I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A WHORE

>>87164725

If they win a phyrric victory then she'd want her forces there to mop up what's left.

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King Robert has been mauled by a whore, and as he lies dying, he names YOU, his bastard, as his legitimate heir. Then, he dies.

You can pick four of the following Houses to ally with. The other six WILL rise up in rebellion, no exceptions. You gain control of all of their vassals and sworn servants, and you must choose your Small Council, Queen, and Kingsguard from this pool. Everyone alive at the beginning of the series is here, except for the butcher's boy and the Night's Watch deserter.

House Stark
House Tully
House Arryn
House Greyjoy
House Lannister
House Baratheon of Dragonstone
House Baratheon of Storm's End
House Tyrell
House Martell
House Targaryen

Which Houses do you ally with?
Who do you marry?
Who is your Hand? Master of War? Master of Laws? Other appointments?

>>87165002
C A R E F U L
A
R
E
F
U
L

How old are Jon and Daenerys supposed to be in the last episodes?

>>87165054
17

>>87161189
I like it

Curious about what they're going to do with the Golden Company. Are they just going to be grunts for Cersei or will they have their own goals?

>>87165031
>It's a great idea to not take constructive criticism and keep making the same mistakes.

>>87165104
Golden company do whatever you ask if you're paying them well.

>>87161996
no one queen can do that much slay

>>87165044


This is exactly what Mao did with his revolutionary forces in WWII. His revolutionaries were in theory aligned with the government forces against the Japanese but he'd let the Japanese and the Chinese forces duke it out keeping his men nearby in reserve and then would swoop in when the real fighting was done and kill whoever was still standing no matter what side they were on.

>>87165031
Works for Donald Trump too

>>87165156
You sound like a nigger cocksucking cuck

>>87165127
Except in the books they break their contract to support Daenerys and then Young Griff.

PRAISE BE KHALEESI HILLARY, BREAKER OF DNC, FREER OF EMAILS

DONALD LANNISTER IS #NOTMYKINGOFTHEFIRSTMEN

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>>87165170

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>>87165156

>>87165181
They were only a mercenary company because they thought their cause was lost and they had to make a living. Once they had an opportunity to restore the Targaryens to the throne and go home they took it.

>>87163827
>not raping gilly in front of him to show him what a wildling whore she is

Gilly #1 buttslut in westeros.

>>87162933

underrated

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Good day lads, Cersei did nothing wrong.

>>87164316
If i remember right it was before the main gate to the city so yeah pretty open.

>>87160559
When winter comes...
No lions roar...
No stags graze the field...
No roses grow in the meadows...
No snakes in the sand...
The krakens freeze where they swim...
The flayed men rot and wither...
No trouts swim in the river and no falcons fly in the sky...
Not even the dragon's breath will warm you in the halls...
You shall hear only the WOLVES HOWL ...
And then you will know, winter has come

any truth the golden company is based mainly on japanese samurai but also all east asian (india included) legendary warriors.

i keep reading this

>>87163988
I actually forgot about this scene because 99% of the episode was bad

>>87165288
Nought be based on the thebean sacred band which was a bunch of gay lovers, lannisters are suppoused to come from Essos in between vandal and targaryen invasions to explain their samurai helmets

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>>87165274
MY QUEEN

>>87165031
youd only "lose your mind" if having an argument in your mind if your argument and explanation are dogshit
which their reasons all are

Harrenhal?

>>87163988
No Ned and bobby scenes are better but this is a close second

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jaime confirmed third heard of the dragon. look at the guy on the lefts right hand.

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What are some GoT scenes women will NEVER understand?

>>87164700
Is this Emilia's aheagao?

>>87165426
TERRIBLE paint job
whoever did it forgot to turn transparency off

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THERE HAS BEEN TOO MUCH AMUSEMENT HERE TODAY
A /GOT/ THREAD IS NO MATTER OF AMUSEMENT

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>>87165031
Fucking Christ, no wonder the show went to shit, when dumb and dumber can't take criticism for their fuck ups.

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What are some GoT scenes men will NEVER understand?

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>>87165031
>You start having an argument in your mind and you realize you're losing your mind

This fucking guy

khal drogo

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>>87165505

>>87165505
unironically cat setting jaime free

>>87163871

>hearthsbane
>guy with face burnt in a hearth
>what is crappy foreshadowing

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>>87161050
Waifu.

>>87165545
kek, this

>>87165562
why she did it wasn't retarded

how she did it was dumb as fuck, should have brokered a trade not just hoped

>>87165592
brokered a trade how?

>>87165426
>cheering the deaths of honourable men they disagree with

disgusting

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>>87165545
SHANNNSHAAA PLEASH

>>87165604
teleported a raven

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SALSA SAVE ME ARRRRRRGHHH

>>87165051
Baratheon of Dragonstone
Lannister
Tyrell
Stark

Queen: Margaery Tyrell
Hand: Tywin Lannister
Master of Laws: Stannis Baratheon
Master of War: Robb Stark
Master of Whisperers: Olenna Redwyne
Master of Coin: CIA
Master of Ships: Mace Tyrell

Pretty much the GOAT team and its 3 of the most powerful and biggest kingdoms.

>>87165659
maesters read the letters

>>87165666
>Master of War: someone who lost the only war he ever fought
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>87165531
*Carl Drogo

>>87165689
He's shit at diplomacy but won all battles he was in. He can manage the strategies while Tywin manages the politics.

>>87165666
>CIA

yeah bruh im sure that will go well for you

have you been paying attention to GoT?

>>87165689
He won every battle though
But here's a (You)

>>87165721
>won every battle
>still managed to lose the war anyway
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>Could have had a Cersei/Taena sex scene
>Get this instead

>>87165156
The only criticism for Donald Trump that could actually be viewed as constructive comes from the nationalist right.

>>87165673
so?

>>87165715
Olenna and CIA would be too caught up in playing each other and Tywin to be able to be as powerful as he gets.

>>87165737
He lost because he couldn't handle the internal politics in the kingdom. As Master of War he can just deal with strategy instead of having to please his retarded vassals

>>87165757

CIA played Olenna, Tywin, and the Starks... hell he played fucking everyone for fools.

GUYS!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9U-rhVp1CQ

>>87165750
>I'm sorry my lady, but your brother and/or king has ordered that the Kingslayer be kept captive, I must inform the guard of this and have you placed under arrest

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Hey I can write a better death for Baelish right now. You ready? Sansa poisons him just before seducing him and bringing him to the crypts beneath Winterfell. He dies choking on his own blood in front of Ned Stark's statue when just moments ago he thought he was about to get that pussy he desperately wanted. Sansa stands over his still shuddering body, laughs at him, and tells him he's a stupid man with stupid dreams who never learns.

Arya later confronts her about it and they have a giggle about it. Arya points out that Sansa, despite using poison, adhered to the old way in that she killed Baelish herself. Nobody misses his presence, and nobody is upset that he's gone. The end.

>>87165784
rob is catelyns brother?

>>87165801
yes

>>87165801
I mean they were the orders of both her king and lord brother

>>87161050
She pirated that move

>>87165545
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>87163988

That reminded me of when the gang is all showing up at the dragonpit for the negociations with Cersei. It's basically a giant meeting of all the people in Westeros Cersei wants to kill. And Cersei isn't there.

The last time there was a giant meeting of all the people in Westeros Cersei wants to kill and Cersei wasn't there, she blew up the meeting with wildfire. Given that she was never intending to agree to anything the meeting said, why exactly didn't she do that? For that matter, why was literally no-one in that scene looking around uneasily and saying "Where's Cersei?" and thinking exactly the same thing? It would have been child's play for Cersei to rig the whole place to blow, even without the teleportation that's been going on this season.

>>87165780
Wew

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>>87165740
>Cersei cupped the other woman’s breast. Softly at first, hardly touching, feeling the warmth of it beneath her palm, the skin as smooth as satin. She gave it a gentle squeeze, then ran her thumbnail lightly across the big dark nipple, back and forth and back and forth until she felt it stiffen. When she glanced up, Taena’s eyes were open. “Does that feel good?” she asked.

>“Yes,” said Lady Merryweather.

>“And this?” Cersei pinched the nipple now, pulling on it hard, twisting it between her fingers.
>The Myrish woman gave a gasp of pain. “You’re hurting me.”

>“It’s just the wine. I had a flagon with my supper, and another with the widow Stokeworth. I had to drink to keep her calm.”

>She twisted Taena’s other nipple too, pulling until the other woman gasped. “I am the queen. I mean to claim my rights.”

>“Do what you will.” Taena’s hair was as black as Robert’s, even down between her legs, and when Cersei touched her there she found her hair all sopping wet, where Robert’s had been coarse and dry. “Please,” the Myrish woman said, “go on, my queen. Do as you will with me. I’m yours.”
>But it was no good. She could not feel it, whatever Robert felt on the nights he took her. There was no pleasure in it, not for her. For Taena, yes. Her nipples were two black diamonds, her sex slick and steamy. Robert would have loved you, for an hour. The queen slid a finger into that Myrish swamp, then another, moving them in and out, but once he spent himself inside you, he would have been hard-pressed to recall your name.

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>>87165889
>She wanted to see if it would be as easy with a woman as it had always been with Robert. Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs.

>Taena gave a shudder. She gasped some words in a foreign tongue, then shuddered again and arched her back and screamed. She sounds as if she is being gored, the queen thought. For a moment she let herself imagine that her fingers were a bore’s tusks, ripping the Myrish woman apart from groin to throat. It was still no good. It had never been any good with anyone but Jaime.

>When she tried to take her hand away, Taena caught it and kissed her fingers. “Sweet queen, how shall I pleasure you?” She slid her hand down Cersei’s side and touched her sex. “Tell me what you would have of me, my love.”

>“Leave me.” Cersei rolled away and pulled up the bedclothes to cover herself, shivering. Dawn was breaking. It would be morning soon, and all of this would be forgotten. It had never happened.

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>>87165889
pretty good sex scene by gurm standards tbqh

>>87160559
Bran talking about Jon Snow: "He's never been a bastard."
Cut to sex scene of Jon Snow and Daenerys...emphasis light on his well rounded ass...Holy shit, this show has sunk to a new low.
Bran: "He's the real heir to the throne"
Oh why thank you for this spoon of shit...
I wish the white walkers kill them all and Cersei stays alone forever.

PLAY WITH MY ARSHHHHE SHANSHAAAAA

>>87165955
I PLAY A GAME OF TURNING MY LITTLEFINGER AROUND MY ASSHOLE ALL DAY AND NOW....YOU CAN SMELL IT IF YOU WISH, MY LADY

>>87165933
Cersei didn't even like it, she just played at being a king, but if she was a man she's definitely pump and dump.
>She sounds as if she is being gored, the queen thought. For a moment she let herself imagine that her fingers were a bore’s tusks, ripping the Myrish woman apart from groin to throat.

>>87166022
A BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

https://youtu.be/nmMaZXAahCs
/Comfy/

>>87165951
The real trope subversion would be Cersei winning.

>>87162571
Arya: PLOT ARMOUR OVER 9000
Brienne: GRRRRL POWER
Sandor: Muh chickens XD
Jon: le heroic bishie incest man
Bronn: le dirty trick poor man

reminder jaime is the third head of the dragon and the man on the left in the cave paintings. just look at the person on the lefts right hand.

>>87166094
It would be much more satisfying than seeing Jon Snow and Daenerys live happily forever.

has the hound actually lost a fight to anyone except brienne

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>>87165889
>>87165922

>>87166163

Bobby humbled him back in the day, gods he was strong then.

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>>87166201
GODS

>>87161462
He's already put out a few tweets that were scathing toward the show, but I think his publicist advised him to take them down.

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>>87166186
>tfw Bran can't see that because it never happened in the show

>>87166047
That was a fairly comfy tune, but did anyone else think the shots of King's Landing were kind of weird, like they seemed a bit self-indulgent? They made me think we wouldn't see King's Landing again.

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Real talk:
When they met Cersei in the old arena, couldn't they've just attacked and killed them? Wouldn't that pretty much solve all their problems? If anything, couldn't they've just use one of their dragons to roast Cersei and her clique to cinders?

>>87165114
>>87165339
>>87165499
>>87165512
>mad, dumb, internet critic cowards

That is some delicious butthurt.

>>87165879

>Explosion.
>And who are you...
>Fade to black.
>Fade in to a blizzard
>Cersei is dead on the floor.
>Night king sits on the iron throne.

DnD redeemed.

>>87166271
why didn't the lannisters just have a fuckin trillion lads with crossbows hiding in the arena to assassinate that stupid inbred dragon whore as soon as she showed her face

>>87166271
>>87166296
guest right :^)

>>87166296

Why doesn't the nights king just fly into mordor and rez the thousands of daily dead?

>>87166270
I think they plan on having king's landing destroyed
The whole "1 million" and ending shots seem like it
And it would fit Martin's "war is horrible" theme
If DnD cares anyway

>>87161996
>unsullied and dothraki right on your doorstep
>kill their leader and allies
Yeah what could possibly go wrong fucking retard

>>87162571
In the books?

Selmy
Garlan
Sandor


the others seem too much below those three. I'd consider the Mountain, but I always got the vibe that he's not really such a great fighter, he's more just really big and strong which allows him to use the heaviest armor/swords.

>>87164700
The whole scene was retarded as fuck.

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FOR YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gRCTPtl-Ks

>>87166271
They definitely could have. It depends on whether they trusted Cersei to not have crossbowmen poised to strike, or as others have pointed out, done the sept trick again.
It would have been "dishonourable", but at this point Cersei is the only thing preventing Daenerys from being kween of the seven kingdoms (it's much more in the books but D&D have written everything down to a nub so Lena Headey can continue to give the ice queen bitchface performance they love so much).
Literally the only reason to talk with Cersei is to save the lives of the soldiers and peasants so they can be used to fight against the white walkers, so why Daenerys didn't attack Cersei (as she could have just by melting the red keep) is another understatedly massive gap in D&D's logic. The fact that she berated Aegon for being too honest to make a false promise is even more retarded.

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>Dany knows that they have been taken captive by Euron and Cersie
>Dany arrives to King's Landing and not even once considers to ask about the whereabouts or status of Martell prisoners.

House Martell was the most loyal house to Targaryen in the book series. Nevermind all of the other bullshit that D&D did to ruin House Martell in season 5 and 6, the way they handled it in season 7 was a complete disaster.

>>87162335
>How would they know
>Danny dies
>Gee why are the dragons going apeshit

>>87166270
>>87166331
If it does get destroyed and if Dany's dragons are dead, then realistically the idea of seven united kingdoms goes with it.

>>87164073
I mean for a normal sized book that's probably only around a year.

>>87166382
Well duh
What hammers home more the idea of war being pointless than having the entire cause of the war destroyed

>>87166376
the book lore is over stop obsessing over it, the show and books will never have anything else om common.
turn off your brain or suffer.

>>87165580
it's heartsbane not hearthsbane


you know olenna gives joffrey shit for naming his sword "Widow's Wail" but that's not even a bad name, and it's not as edgy as heartsbane, the sword her chief bannerman has

>>87165889
>into that Myrish swamp, then another
Wait, TWO Myrish swamps?

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>>87166296
The fact that they showed the Lannisters have developed a ballista that can harm and probably kill a dragon, and then never even hint at it in the finale or try to explain why there aren't any in KL, is shameful

>>87166428
That's not the point. I understand that the book lore is disconnected. You took one sentence and used it to make a point that was completely irrelevant to the rest of my post.

Get gud.

>>87166406
>>87166382
>implying it won't set up the United States of westeros

>>87166452
another finger

>>87166428
>turn off your brain or suffer.

This is going to be my battle motto from now on.

>>87166382
Dany is going to die anyway. The wheel does not change. Terrible things continue to happen and all goes back to the way it was.

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>>87165031
>We both felt a lot saner after we stopped doing that.
They "felt" sane, but didn't consider whether they were sane or not. Same with their plots; they felt "good" in their heads but they couldn't take criticism or advice so they didn't actually adjust their desires for the show to align with reality.
Sheltered nincompoops who got the job through daddy's money.

>>87166430
"Widow's Wail" represents what a bad person Joffrey is, since he's a coward who relishes in the idea of "widows wailing." He's all words, no action. It's not about honor or strength for him, but about making innocent people suffer as much as possible. Sorry it went over your head.

>>87166544
widow's wailing over their dead husbands, which he presumably killed in battle

the name itself is fine

>>87166544
it's named widows wail because she was a widow and wailed like a cow in heat when she died.

also it's foreshadowing as the sword to kill the widow queen

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>>87166452
ONE IN THE PINK

TWO IN THE STINK

>>87166544
>He's all words, no action
explain his bravery in defeating the usurper stannis baratheon on the blackwater then

>>87166569
it was named after cat

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>>87166501
>Dany is going to die anyway
I'd cum gallons.

>>87166572
What kind of food do you have to be eating to have swampy butthole?

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>>87166680
Lamprey pie.

>>87166603
>Jaime will never beat Dany's skull to a pulp with his golden hand

new bread
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>>87166280
Wrong. I've never posted criticisms of the show here or anywhere else online (It's all already been said). They are just making a bad choice by covering their ears and saying " LALALALALALALA " to feedback.

>>87166271
No. Because their main problem now is The white walkers.

>>87165051
Ally with Arryn, Tyrell, Lannister, Baratheon of Storm's End
Marry into Tyrell
Tyrion Lannister as Hand
Randyll Tarly as Master of War
CIA as Master of Coin

>>87165031
I hope these subhumans never get hired again and kill themselves via drug overdose.

>>87165156
TWOOOO SCOOOOOPS

>>87164590
>y-you too

>>87164316
The Dothraki could have easily flanked them but they are such spergelords who believe men without horses should be trampled so they charged 18 times and got fucked

>>87165051
Basically this >>87165666 but swap CIA with someone else, maybe Tyrion.

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>>87161189
>“Dayne?”
Top kek