/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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uhhhhhh yeah, I'm thinking it's kino.

place your bets: the finale is going to have __ scenes of people weirdly sitting/standing around doing nothing for 1-2 minutes

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper's victim)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>>87068198
Sheryl Mason lol

>>87068309
.....0

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OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF Mr. C

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the explosion, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head
>Found Pete's car after he died, then gathered a bunch of homeless to have a week long soup kitchen in it and then used the fluids to drown Catherine
>Jaywalking
>Used strange golden orbs to create dopplegangers of himself and of his close friends to have beastiality sex with
>Raped and murdered Donna while forcing James to sing "Just You and Me"
>Raped and shaved James
>Raped Harry to the point he's dying of colon cancer
>Raped Little Nicky
>Pissed in Phillip Jeffries' Teapot
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Found a deeply scarred and frightened Leo in the woods and gave him food and water
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracks down and rapes the police officers
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs
>Litters constantly
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact being a big guy for you
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Raped Janey with his Bob orb to get her pregnant, that's why Sonny Jim is half Mexican
>Never returns his library books
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Executed and raped a FBI agents all over the world, then drunk dialed Albert to tell him about it
>Send videos of him raping Monica Bellucci to Gordon
>Does not pay his taxes
>Told his shitty long lost son Richard all this while he forced him to perform oral sex on strange black faced homeless men and then told Richard how worthless of a son he is

>>87068287
>>87068264
How so? I always hear really good things about him.

Where does this rank amongst Lynch's filmography? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvkqr-S-1Ac

>>87068198
Kino Peaks

>>87068198
I love him

>>87068198
>>87068350
Did he change his hair style?

>>87068305
How did meme reviewers in 1990 not appreciate this movie? It's pure kino. I thought reviewers love muh strong female leads?

>>87068355
better than Inland Empire

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>her husband Ben cucked her with Catherine, Laura Palmer, Eileen Hayward, probably Blackie, and innumerable teen prostitutes
>treats her as if she doesn't exist
>Jerry is an irritating and immature brother-in-law
>her son is a potato, in need of constant care for the entirety of his useless life
>her initially promising daughter is either in a coma or insane
>this same daughter was in an explosion and subsequently raped
>the resulting rape baby is an abusive and terrifying psychopath

Being Sylvia Horne is suffering.

>>87068378
There's just no gel

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This guy rolls up to your house and says,
>get in buddy, we're going to twin peaks!
Would you?

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>>87068378
Looks the same but slightly longer and no gel.

Why did the Roadhouse randomly announce Audrey's dance?

>>87068395
I really felt bad for those two characters at this scene.

>>87068489
It was a dream.
She lived inside a dream.

this was such an emotional experience for me, that as soon as I realized Cooper was going to wake up from his coma I paused my TV and took a shower. I've been in a depressive episode recently, and I'm at the point where I'm struggling with the will to even shower. Watching the show, and realizing that we were about to meet our beloved (my beloved, hehe) Special Agent Dale Cooper again -- AFTER SO LONG, well, I didn't want to be disgusting when we met again. I know how silly it sounds, but I paused The Return right then and there, went and got cleaned up for our man, and then came back to my tv andproceededtobawlmyeyesout.

>>87068528
WHAT

... oh

well fuck

>>87068395
Ben almost cucked her with their own daughter.

>>87068355
How does he have such good hair at age 70? I lost all my hair at age 18

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Anyone make this except it's the Glove lad, yet?

>>87068487
Why does he look so weird here?

>>87068528
wait maybe i'm retarded

Audrey's still in a coma?

>>87068590
oh god you're right. being Sylvia truly is suffering

>>87068605
his hair was poop in fwwm

>>87068305
it was kino because in the movie u can see her pusy !

>>87068417
God baby dang yes.

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>>87068590
>almost
Should've read my book anon

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>>87068417
WILSON WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
THIS IS WHAT WE DO IN /tpg/

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>>87068619
I doubt it. We don't really know what's going on with her, but I don't think she's in a coma anymore. I mean, when she woke up she was looking straight at a mirror, there's something else going on here.

>>87068679
WILSON is a terrible FBI agent and deserved to be fucking fired

>>87068387
Roger Ebert was leader of the bunch at the time, and a lot of younger critics looked up to him and took his plebeian ass seriously.
And guess what? Ebert didn't like it because it upset him the way the director intended. He was fucking horrible about judging a movie based on his negative emotions, even if those emotions were part of the director's plan.
Ebert also had kind of a hard-on against Lynch ever since Blue Velvet triggered him for the same reason: the bad guy was mean to women.

>>87068677

I don't care about spoilers when it comes to Mark Frost's book, so tell me did he rape Audrey before or after DoppelCoop?

>>87068681
>I mean, when she woke up she was looking straight at a mirror, there's something else going on here.

THANK YOU, for fucks sake I'm tired of the tards saying "SHE'S OBVIOUSLY IN A COMA". Then why the fuck was she wide awake looking into a fucking mirror?

>>87068724
WILSON, GET GOING!

>>87068528
so how much of the roadhouse was in her dream? at first I thought all of it, since I didn't think any of it played directly into the plot but I guess it did. I knew sarah palmers scene wasn't at the roadhouse, and I guess i assumed james' thing also wasn't at the roadhouse, because it was the only other thing of importance that had happened in a bar. But that actually did happen in the roadhouse so i don't know how much of what happened there was a dream anymore

>>87068590
>imagine if she just decided not to take off the mask and just let it happen

>>87068354
if you like films full of symbolism and nothing else, then I guess you could like him.

>>87068734
Ebert going back and reconsidering many of his initial reviews was his later life hobby

>>87068734
Yup, Ebert was an ultra pleb on Lynch until he gave the fucking Straight Story four stars, that should tell you something.

I will admit he's somewhat right about Blue Velvet in that I love the movie but it's definitely more exploitative of Isabella Rosselini, but giving it one star is overboard. FWWM did exactly what he wanted in regards to female protagonists and he still shit on it, so fuck him.

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Did Booper rape her?

Is regular Coop back yet? I gave up after episode 7.

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>>87068734
>And yet those very scenes of stark sexual despair are the tipoff to what's wrong with the movie.
>They're so strong that they deserve to be in a movie that is sincere, honest and true.
>But "Blue Velvet" surrounds them with a story that's marred by sophomoric satire and cheap shots.
>The director is either denying the strength of his material or trying to defuse it by pretending it's all part of a campy in-joke.
how can one man be so fucking plebeian

>>87068845
>>87068825
>>87068734
Ebert:

>hated Lynch
>didn't like Kubrick
>didn't like Carpenter
>didn't like Cimino
>but liked Star Wars Prequels

says everything you need to know about Roger Ebert.

>>87068887
No, he died in episode 8

>>87068845
but the straight story is kino

>>87068751
yeah, I hear people still having that opinion and I don't get it. the setting and the suddeness is too spooky and unsettling to be just "dude coma lmao"
>>87068763
you mean all the roadhouse scenes? we don't know really. episode 16 one was definitely a dream, but I wanna say the rest weren't. there is that parallel with the guy getting punched and James getting his ass kicked, but right now it's the only one we've seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrwVk7ywqo

Was this the only time The Convenience Store was mentioned in the original series? I can't remember

>>87068745
No, he never raped Audrey. The book gave a ton of details on Josie's backstory, along with the bank explosion aftermath. Most of it was lore-related mixtures of fact and fiction surrounding Project Blue Book as the archive was compiled by Garland Briggs. It talks about Crowley-esque sorcery and UFO sightings, and ultimately ends with the Blue Rose Task Force opening up after Dougie Milford witnesses a creature that looks a lot like the Experiment Model and mistakes it for an alien, before realizing that he's in a situation much more ancient and bizarre than simple extraterrestrials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRz3deg1crY

>>87068887
not quite, but there are some signs of progress. In one episode he turned on the remote by himself.

>>87068853
the answer is always yer

>>87068913
>didn't like Home Alone 1 or 2 but liked the third one
Absolutely disgusting desu.

Can someone please post the Russian summaries for the last two episodes? I can't find them.

>>87068845
>he gave the fucking Straight Story four stars, that should tell you something.
While I agree that Straight Story deserved highest marks, it does confirm that Ebert did judge movies based on how good they made him feel.

>>87068942
it's also, as the title might give away, lynch's only real STRAIGHT story, as in it's easy as fuck to follow and couldn't possibly confuse anyone, which is likely why ebert liked it and nothing else; it didn't make him feel stupid

>>87068906
Lynch basically did all of that much better in the fashion Ebert would've liked in FWWM with how sincerely Laura's story is told, and he still called FWWM "the worst movie in the history of Cannes".

Fuck him, it wasn't him being objective or even just a pleb, the dude literally had a grudge on Lynch for some retarded reason.

>>87068887
No he's dead

>>87068984
I can't quite remember it, but it had to do with a song playing at the end, and a picture of Bad Cooper.

>>87068984
Cooper dies in a plane crash on the way to Twin Peaks. DoppelCoop drives to the crash site and proceeds to fuck Coopers dead corpse for the rest of the episode whilst falling plays in the background

>>87069050
>the dude literally had a grudge
i can buy this, he seemed to get hate hard-ons for anything that he couldn't wrap his head around

>>87069044
Lynch also called it his most experimental film, and I don't think he was lying. The whole thing felt like Lynch was subtly applying his directorial techniques to a straightforward, simple story to see if they'd work. Sure enough they did in spades.

>>87068387
Literally the only reason people hated it so much was it wasn't a continuation of the show.

I can get disliking the Chet scenes for just being an inversion of the show, or the Bowie scenes for being badly edited, but the rest of Laura's story is absolute kino and one of the best things he's done, and certainly his best female protagonist.

But again, people were so blinded by it not being a standard sequel that there was no option but for it to be shit on.

>>87068984
PART 17: "Cole makes a statement. Cooper's doppelganger arrives at Twin Peaks. Sheriff Truman gets an unexpected call. Freddie fulfills his destiny. Laura runs away from James in the past, and Pete goes fishing."

PART 18: "Dougie returns to Janey-E. Cooper and Diane go into the motel, but she dissappears next morning. In Odessa, Cooper finds Carrie Page and takes her to Twin Peaks."

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>>87068948
Also, I just realized they had the ringing noise in this @ 5:28 holy fuckin shit

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>>87069157
carrie page lol

>>87069137
i don't disagree at all anon, i'm just telling you the likeliest reasons ebert didn't shit all over it like everything else lynch did

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>>87069050
>Fuck him, it wasn't him being objective or even just a pleb, the dude literally had a grudge on Lynch for some retarded reason.

Lynch knew this, too. There's a difference between criticizing a film and just being an asshole with influence who has it in for you.

>>87068948
I looked at the scene in 2x06 again where MIKE and Coop talk, but he doesn't mention it there. I don't think there was ever a point he could've mentioned it again on the show.

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>>87069241
jesus what a couple of absolute hacks

>>87069203
Definitely. Wasn't arguing against you, either. I knew exactly what you meant. Ebert was an emotionally charged pleb who'd promote watching movies on your cell phone. He hated anything with a complex theme.

Why are millennials so fucking hung up on Ebert. He was a slightly more respectable version of Leonard Maltin. A reviewer, not a critic.

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>>87069241
fucking kek, bravo Lynch

>>87069388
We just told many reasons why, he was a petty person.

>>87069388
It led in from talking about FWWM's poor reception, calm down autist

>>87068313
Why kill such a lass and one with child no less.

>>87069388
nobody is hung up on the guy you dolt, we're mocking him for his lack of understanding on the subject of film, namely anything that isn't a paint by numbers flick easily consumed by a poor mind like ebert's

>>87069040
He gave Raging Bull a 4/4 and its characters are even nastier than in FWWM. Doesn't De Niro's character beat the shit out of his wife AND verbally abuse her?

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>>87068944
>you mean all the roadhouse scenes? we don't know really. episode 16 one was definitely a dream, but I wanna say the rest weren't. there is that parallel with the guy getting punched and James getting his ass kicked, but right now it's the only one we've seen.

Yeah that was what I was trying to say. Everything else just seemed like conversations that didn't really have any direct effect on the plot. Then when Audry had that obvious dream type sequence I immediately assumed the glove punch scene was in some other bar. Not the roadhouse. But upon looking it up it actually was in the roadhouse.

So now we've got one that definitely didn't occur in reality, one that for sure did, and a bunch that who knows where they took place.

>>87069388
>being born before 1980
>posting on 4chan
wew lad

>>87069535
Yeah, but it was a biopic, so the cruelty to women happened before it was filmed. If Raging Bull were a work of fiction he would've probably fucking hated it too.

>>87069535
he's a statutory rapist too

>>87069498
The child was found alive and well. She delivered before she was murdered and dumped in a river.

>>87069388
He was a petty fuck who let his emotions get in the way of objective criticism. He also had his one screenplay, a Russ Meyer picture no less, rejected.

>>87068887
No. Eddie Vedder played a song in E16 that proves Coop never gets his mind back.

>>87068887
>he doesn't know
Oh anon have I got news for you. You're not gonna like this.

>>87069157
The motel... oh boy...

>>87068887
He sacrificed himself, it's so fucking bullshit Lynch is a fucking hack. I'm only watching it for Candie now.

>>87068638
based pusyposter

>>87069152
>it wasn't a continuation of the show
It's like they didn't even watch it. It gave us Cooper saving Audrey's soul.

>>87069809
Reminder that David Bowie wrote a song that plays in the motel, it confirms that there is no hell like an old hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-KhzO01JRQ

>>87069898
This isn't some kind of graffiti? My whole life has been a lie.

>>87068596
Genetics, low testosterone.

>>87070087
>this is what baldies actually believe

>>87068887
He's not Cooper anymore. He's CIA's cousin now.

>>87069498
It happens more often than you know
Psycho dried up womb woman gets jealous of pregnant woman she knows and steals the baby
There's cases of some cutting the baby out of the woman

>>87068355
About the midpoint of his short films.

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Guys, I want to have hot, consensual pie with Tammy.

>>87068355
Either I'm getting some serious mandela effect shit here, or there was another take of this where he just drinks the shot, raises his glass, and then nominates Putin.

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>>87070087
Keep crying, baldie.

>>87070204
You eat pie with her and I'll eat her pusy

>>87068313
>Fargo

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the CUTE squad has arrived!

>>87070204
>Lynch has mercilessly fucked this multiple times
>probably has more energy at 71 than I do at 28

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so what the fuck was HIS problem?

>>87070087
I read recently that LOW testosterone is actually the cause of male balding in guys that aren't already genetically predisposed. That would explain why so many pussy numales are balding.

>>87068313
The song is great desu. My 2nd favorite song of the season.

>>87070479
/ourpole/

>>87070512
Not to the extent that baldies insist, though. My dad's high test and his hairline hasn't changed since he was 12,

>>87070479
Polish insurance dude did nothing wrong. The shitheads from Pulp Fiction had it coming.

>>87070566
>manlet
>shitty Jew machine pistol
Yeah

>>87068887
since everyone is giving you meme answers on this

yes he is back in the lastest ep

>>87070598
>glock 18
>jew
???

>>87070479
He rightfully hates the absolute state of Quentin Tarantino.

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>>87070453
imagine if they needed your manly strength to cut some firewood for them haha wouldnt that be crazy

>>87070636
Yes, he's definitely back. The vedderposters were totally wrong!

>>87070479
They were in his driveway
and you'd be surprised how easy it is to get a CC license in Nevada.
And chantal did shoot first

>>87070647
It'd be pretty delightful if Lynch specifically cast those two so he could symbolically shit on on Tarantino.

>>87070671
>I'll never be snowbound and forced to chop wood for my survival while keeping beautiful teenagers warm in the night

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>>87070717
2nd

i hope he reveals it in some tell all years from now when quentin is completely washed up and it sends him over the edge

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>>87070717
He'd have good reason to.
“After I saw Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me at Cannes, David Lynch had disappeared so far up his own ass that I have no desire to see another David Lynch movie until I hear something different. And you know, I loved him. I loved him.”

>>87070792
>when quentin is completely washed up and it sends him over the edge
He's been there since he became a champion for the black race after releasing Django.

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>>87068887
...seven

>>87069972
i'm listening to that album right now, fucking kino

seques are skippable though desu

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>>87070560
I agree.

>>87070862
Seven heaven.

>>87070843
i agree, but try telling edgylord normies that

i mean really truly washed up, box office failure style

>>87070560
Same. Partially because I've always had a soft spot for Pearl Jam, and partially because it happened to postmark the episode where Cooper got his mindback, and the irony was a beautiful thing.

It's getting late and I'm so sleepy, /tpg/.

>>87070912
I fucking hope it's his next movie. What is it even supposed to be?

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This season has been amazing.

James haters BTFO
Vedderfags BTFO
Judyposters rewarded

I love Lynch. How is he so based?

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>>87070956
But you and I got so much work to do.

>>87070479
He was under a lot of stress

>>87070999
this

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>>87070985
>Evil coop raped THIS

>>87070985
...

Okayyy, off comes the coat.

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Why hasn't Lynch cast Crispin Glover in anything since the early 90s? They seem like they'd be peas in a pod. I hope they didn't have a falling out.

>>87070956
The jacket is coming off

>>87070975
I really think his meditation has a lot to do with it. Sure the method was taken over by Indian con artists, but it really is a simple, effective way to clear your mind and let your abstract thoughts flow through you.

>>87071055
They could have a mutual respect for each other as surrealists. Something akin to Jim Carrey never being in a movie with Robin Williams.

I've just realized Vedder posting was Lynch Lynching /tpg/ like nobody's been Lynched before.

The Vedder theory is true. Vedder's song is about a character that never gets their mind back. But it's not about Cooper. It's about Audrey.

Who could start a theory that was so accurate about Vedder's performance, the song he plays, and the meaning of the song? Only Lynch himself. But if it was Lynch, why direct the Veddertheory at Cooper rather than Audrey? To fuck with everyone, that's why.

Lynch was the original Vedderposter, and he conned every other Vedderposter into believing a theory that was completely true, but directed at the wrong character.

Absolutely 100% Lynched.

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>>87069050
>>87068906
>>87068734
Ebert was salty because Isabella Rossellini and Lynch were hooking up, and he had a massive thing for her, hence why in his review of Blue Velvet he was overprotective of her. What Ebert failed to realize was Isabella Rossellini was a grown woman who was aware of what she was getting into.

>>87070814
if he hadn't said this he'd make a good stunt double for DoppleCoop

>>87069898
Metrosexual Kyle

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SUICIDE IN PAINLESS
IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES

>>87071128
>Lynch cucked Ebert
Holy fucking kek if that's what was going on.

>>87071148
>doogie go zap

>>87071126
>I've just realized
>just
sad

>>87068906
What irks me the most about Ebert's bullshit about Lynch is that he presumed to know how Lynch's mind worked and assumed Lynch hasn't been honest with anything he's made since Eraserhead. It's goddamned insulting.
If Lynch does have some kind of supernatural control over Karma, then it's no wonder Ebert's jaw fell off.

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>>87071128
>>87071164
>>87071236
>tfw we're actively making that pleb spin in his grave as the truth of his assmad ways is revealed

>>87068198
I just finished the "who killed Laura Palmer" arc and the show got VERY boring, can I skip to the last episodes without missing anything important?

>>87071055
>>87071097
I think Crispin Glover loves to improv, and Lynch wants his actors sticking to the script. In a bigger role, their styles would probably clash.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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yfw "one hundred percent"

>>87071253
I've had this thought about my own death, that somehow I'll still know when people talk shit about me.

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>>87071055
Jingle Dell was a remarkably memorable character for someone who only had a few seconds of screentime.

Does anybody happen to have a gif of Dell doing his roach dance?

>>87071276
>and Lynch wants his actors sticking to the script
To an extent. He's not a Kubrick-tier perfectionist. Sometimes he'll get apply input from his actors.

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>>87071286

>>87071284
>the picture keeps getting blurrier
Ride on, based vedderposter

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>>87071286
I came hard.

I came almost as hard when Vedder appeared. I loved seeing Vedderfags get annihilated.

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>>87071286
Unironically spent a great part of the last 3rd of the episode with a huge smile on my face, sometimes gasping with joy

https://www.backstage.com/interview/isabella-rossellini-talks-why-she-lost-her-agent/

>You dove in feet-first; after your debut American film, “White Nights” (1985), you made “Blue Velvet.”
> I shot “Blue Velvet” right after “White Nights,” which wasn’t even out yet. I didn’t know it was going to be so popular of course; you never know when success strikes. But I really liked the work that David Lynch did—very experimental and unusual. Now [it is considered] one of the classic art films, and cult movies, in America.

>It certainly divided people.
>It was very controversial. I remember not reading the reviews at the time, but being told by several people that Roger Ebert felt very protective of me and felt I had been “used” [by Lynch]. It was a surprise! I am an adult—no one uses me. Rex Reed said my mom [Ingrid] would have walked out of her tomb and [made] a citizen’s arrest if she saw it! But a lot of people defended the film very strongly, including Pauline Kael, a very influential critic.

I feel the reason /tpg/ is supurior to /got/ is that here you can tell everyone deep down loves the fuck outta Twin Peaks, even the bad stuff. We meme and shit but its innocent really.

But on /got/ it seems like deep down everyone knows its TRASH and there's no love .

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Ladies and gentlemen the roadhouse is proud to welcome...

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>>87071286

>>87071369
Makes me wish the Russian leaks never happened. Imagine being completely in the dark when Coop ended up in a coma. How smug the vedderfags would've been. Then he gets up and he's legitimately back for good. Then Out of Sand starts playing.

What we got was nice, but imagine the devastation of watching Vedderfags crumble in real time.

>>87071317
very rarely though, or at least that's what I've heard Lynch say. Usually something gets changed when what's in the script isn't working in reality. I know Jim Belushi said that Lynch got mad at him because he tried to improv some stuff.

>>87070479
>he doesn't get into a shoot-out at least 3 times a year

This was easily deserving of a shoot-out in america. they dissed him right to his face.

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>>87071396
>Smashmouth

>>87071396
FBI Deputy Director Gordon Cole and the Blue Rose Task Force!

>>87071396
the late Philip Jeffries!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNCEURBYEGo

>>87071396
I'M GOING DOWN TO THE SEA
M I S S I S S I P P

>>87071449
It's probably all contextual. Some things he really needs done by the book while other things are looser.

>>87071396
Varg Vikernes and "The" Burzums!

>>87071482
bruh you pee pee too????????????

>>87071275
i just read up on what happened after they solved the murder and started the new season and haven't missed a beat

>>87068198
Damn, Kyle looks old. What happened?

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>>87071396
>inb4 its the chromatic's 'shadow' backwards.

>>87071474
>spending your entire life being several versions of based as fuck

>>87071317
He likes happy accidents, like in this scene where the orderly misunderstands Cooper and says "Jim":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rIQYShuZLw

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>>87071459
this
>i aint the sharpest tool in the shed

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>>87071396
The Fantomas! performing Twin Peaks™: Fire Walk With Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-SM25JWAeU

>>87070975
Desmondlovers at least somewhat happy to hear Chester's name.

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>>87071396
...The Lite Funky Ones!

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>>87071126
Could be possible...

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>>87071460

>>87071564
Hell, he'll even use accidents as a sign. Like when a generator wouldn't work onset, so he changed the dialogue of the scene until it did.

>>87071126
Who the fuck is Vedder? I'm caught up to ep. 16 and have yet to see any such character.

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We didn't get to expand on the potential season 4 sitcom based on Dougie 2's life.
Feel free to add ideas.

>>87071543
this scene fucked with me hard because i can, aside from the absurder elements, picture something like that happening in my home town super easy

idk if it's the lighting in that particular scene or just that particular part of twin peaks but it makes me want to drive back and never return

>>87071681
Robert Lewis Severinson

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>>87071284
great song desu

>>87071681
He's talking about Edward Louis Severson, played by Eddie Vedder

>>87071681
Just some random actor. His character is actually called 'Edward Louis Severson III'.

>>87071684
One of the major plots is taken directly from One Saliva Bubble, where half the town swaps bodies, leading to wacky situations. Like a doting family man switching with a hitman in a tight spot.

>>87071688
Bobby's reaction was pretty good too. He's seen some shit and wanted to help but couldn't.

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>>87071284
Vedder posts
>Running out of sand...

>>87068198
James is the one
btw what do you think of what a bitch at vice wrote about based james
https://www.vice.com/en_nz/article/d7ajkv/fuck-you-james-hurley-the-worst-thing-about-twin-peaks

>>87071728
lol

>>87071757
yeah that's another thing that cut deep but i suppose that could jive with anyone, just sympathizing on the situation he was in as it continuously delved into some sort of abstract chaos unfolding around him

i feel like it showed some of his better qualities too, the old bobby probably would have lost his marbles at that shit

YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE LYNCH

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>>87071761
>Hawk, I'm dying...

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>>87071681
He's the guy in this scene

>>87071771
I hope that girl killed herself when Just You and I started playing.

>>87071543
This was my favorite scene in all of the series.
This, or Ed and Norma finally getting together.

>>87071688
Lynch captures what it's like living in small town America better than anyone else.

>>87071719
Literally who?
>>87071869
This isn't in that scene. Why are you people obsessed with some no-name singer?

>>87071681
He's the man in the reflection in this scene with Big Ed
See the pic here
>>87071717

>>87071880
bitch probably had a melt down when shelly said "james was always cool"

>>87071932
He sings the song when Audrey and Charlie arrive at the bar in the last episode.

>>87071885
I absolutely loved the long pause of him just sitting there hoping against hope that she'd come back. And right when you thought the scene would end Norma's hand crept in. It was powerful to say the least.

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>>87071771
>Hurley's fragile masculinity
fucking dumb skanks, when will they learn

Why is Horn's Department Store never shown from the outside?

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>>87071681
>>87071869
Vedder was born Edward Louis Severson III in the Chicago suburb of Evanston, Illinois, on December 23, 1964, to Karen Lee Vedder and Edward Louis Severson, Jr.[5] His parents divorced in 1965, when Vedder was an infant. His mother soon remarried, to a man named Peter Mueller. Vedder was raised believing that Mueller was his biological father, and he went by the name Edward Mueller for a time.[6] Vedder's ancestry includes German and Danish.[5]

While living in Evanston, Vedder's family fostered seven younger children in a group home.[7] In the mid-1970s, the family, including Vedder's three younger half-brothers, moved to San Diego County, California. It was at this point that Vedder, who had received a guitar from his mother on his twelfth birthday, began turning to music (as well as surfing) as a source of comfort. He particularly found solace in The Who's 1973 album, Quadrophenia.[8] He said, "When I was around 15 or 16... I felt all alone... I was all alone—except for music."[9] His mother and Mueller divorced when Vedder was in his late teens. His mother and brothers moved back to the Chicago area, but Vedder remained with his stepfather in California so he would not have to change high schools.

After the divorce, Vedder learned the truth about his parentage: Mueller was really his stepfather. Vedder had met his biological father briefly as a child, but had believed that Severson was merely an old friend of his parents. By the time Vedder learned the truth, Severson had died of multiple sclerosis.

>>87071771
>at vice
Saved me a click. I hope she gets lynched hard.

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>>87071932
>no name singer
>Vedder is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Kek

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What did he mean by this?

>>87071927
i miss living in small town, america to be honest ;_;

>>87072017
Jeffries is intercepting their texts and relaying them back to each other. No idea why this didn't deliver, though.

>>87072017
he sent the text at 2am but diane didn't receive it until like 16:30pm. i like to think mr. c genuinely didn't realise his text didn't send and didn't check for another 14 hours

>>87071997
>Vedder's father was a cuck
really makes ya think

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>>87072004
/mu/sic is among the lowest form of art, right alongside the likes of video games. Furthermore, film as a medium fully integrates music in its very core, making film everything that music is and more. Fuck off back to >>/mu/ and >>/v/

>>87072086
>film as a medium fully integrates music in its very core
What about films with no music?

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>>87072044
Vedderchecked those dubs

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>>87072086
go away ebert, nobody cares

>>87072112
Like snuff films?

>>87072086
But by that logic, don't video games fully integrate music and motion picture, on top of being interactive? That would mean that video games have to be better than both movies and music.

>>87072127
One Lunatic One Ice Pick at least as some New Order in it.

>>87072112
Internal vocalization brings music to even silent films.

>>87068887
He was captured by Windom Earle and is trying to escape using only his cunning and good nature

>>87071396
Eddie Vedder's suicide on stage.

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>>87072189
CHING CHONG MISAH JEFFRRRY THE CURRY IT CUM OUT OF MY ASSU~

>>87071427
I'm really bummed I didn't get to sit in this general while the episode aired. I'm sure it was quite a sight.

>>87072189
I'M WAITING FOR JUDY

>>87072232
You were right to watch it without outside interference.

>>87072232
I always read back over the thread once the ep's finished.

>>87072198
No, because video games are inherently consumerist media, and thus not a valid form of art. The merits of the average video game could be summed up as "It's fun"'. And the artistic merits? None.

>>87072232
>>86950174
the first general after the ep dropped.

>>87072273
I just now watched it and can't find the live thread.

>>87071771
>Fuck You, James Hurley
>by Hannah Ewans
>Hannah
>Dihannah
>Diane
>Ewans
>Evvans
>Evans

Diane wrote this.

>>87071684
>One day Dougie happens upon Janey-E's phone only to see a text to her friend about which episode of her pleb show she likes.
>The text ":-) all" makes Dougie get all of Dale's memories, and he all of a sudden thinks he has to go to Twin Peaks and kill his doppelganger.

>>87072285
Holy shit, thank you. Been looking for it.

>>87072283
>video games are inherently consumerist media, and thus not a valid form of art.
>said anon, while defending film
lol

>>87072283
Then your logic is contradictory and music can easily stand on its own merits. It can't be both.

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Why is Andy comparatively so smart in this season?

>>87072086
>/mu/sic is among the lowest form of art
What an awful opinion, Lynch would be ashamed of you. Leave /tpg/.

>>87072298
Just search for threads with "tpg" in the subject line from the appropriate weekend.

>>87068198
tfw you will never have coop's glorious hair. why even live

>>87072283
>No, because movies are inherently consumerist media, and thus not a valid form of art. The merits of the average movie could be summed up as "It's fun/The special effects were cool"'. And the artistic merits? None.

>>87072327
Here's the third general after because some pleb didn't link it in the second one.
>>86960557

>>87072086
>/mu/sic is among the lowest form of art
You know that David Lynch has made studio albums, right?

>>87072381
>No, because music is consumerist media, and thus not a valid form of art. The merits of the average song could be summed up as "It's fun". And the artistic merits? None.

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>>87072086
Oh no, not again. Are my Sheryl images cursed?

>>87072328
Appreciation of film and art in general is not consumerism. Watching Hollywood flicks for the sheer purpose of gross entertainment is, but I engage in no such activity. That's why I hate bandwagoners so much: they see /tpg/ in the general and want to hop on, and have little appreciation for Lynch, film, or art as a whole.
>>87072334
>Then your logic is contradictory
No. Explain your reasoning.

>>87068326
Is this a good game?

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Death Grips have been confirmed to play in episode 17, they will play "Inanimate Sensation", pic related is Mr Death Grip

>>87072420
Was this >>86958973
The second one? There's a lot of Vedder posting in it, I'm confused.

>>87071396
Carly Rae Jepsen

Lynch could make it kino too

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>>87072344
It's an absolute valid fact, not even an opinion. Lynch is the one who should be ashamed by letting no-talent hacks like pic related star in his shows simply because they're a pretty face, soft lips (he would know). Do you seriously think pic related is a talented musician? No, no talent whatsoever, and she's even a worst actor.

>>87072420
I don't know if anyone else cares but here's general 4 and 5 after the new ep.
>>86962751
>>86967252

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What did they mean by this?

>>87072549
yes.

>>87072595
>linking ones from after the ep
>not linking the ones from during the ep

>>87072342
He's too fat and old to do dumb physical stuff, and less involved so there's less dumb stuff to do (why is he so fat this season it's really unnerving it's such an unnatural tummy bulge)
Also maybe he read some learning books in the 25 years we waited

>>87072461
>No. Explain your reasoning.
Your entire reason that music is lowest art is that it can be integrated into motion picture. By that logic video games are even higher than motion picture, since you can integrate both music and motion picture. Your "but video games are consumerist" counter was both asinine and did nothing to prove this wrong.
You can't say music is the lowest form of art without saying that video games rank among the highest if integration is your reason (and don't backpedal; it was) music is low tier.

>>87072622
Alright, I just wont save them next time.

>>87072461
>Appreciation of film and art in general is not consumerism.
Yes it is. Pull your head out of your asshole. You're literally consuming film and art in general with your senses.

David Lynch (and Frost)

>>87071275
since you say you read up on what happens, go watch the last 4 episodes of season 2. those ones are worth it

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>>87072676
DON'T SAY MY NAME ONLY SAY MY BOOK AND VOTE OBAMA FUCK DRUMPFHBRAAAAP

>>87072657
What an inappropriately bitter response.

>>86957623
>>86957643
Holy fuck the denial was autistically strong that day.

>>87072721
It's alright, you convinced me bro.

I'm dumb. Explain to me Mr C and Diane, when she was created, why she was texting him?

>>87072745
Check out this thread. One vedderfag outed himself >>86958973

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I miss him

>>87072821
>when she was created
She says it was a few years after she last saw him, so early to mid 90s.
>why she was texting him?
She was created to aid Mr. C in whatever he's doing at the moment (still just trying to stay out of the Lodge or something more?), hence the texting of co-ordinates to him and the attempt to assassinate the FBI agents.

>>87072821
Bad Dale went into the real Diane's room, raped her right after she realized who she was and then took her above the convenience store, where he used her essence to create Diane's tulpa. Then he likely killed or abandoned the real Diane. The tulpa shared her memories, including memories of the rape, and eventually harbored resentment for working with Bad Dale. Despite this she was essentially his slave, though she managed to wrest control long enough to give Albert and Tammy the time they needed to put her down.

>>87072911
He's in a better place now.
In the black lodge that is, he's gonna come back.

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

Why is there so much misogyny in this show? Every episode has women being objectified or brutalized by Lynch. It may have been acceptable in the '90s, but definitely not in today's age. If anything it makes it impossible to recommend the show due to how rampant the sexism is.

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>tfw you will never ride on top of Kyle
Why live bros

>>87072938
>who she was
he*

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>>87072965
The only on screen rape was of a man.

Is Maddy Ferguson Laura's tulpa?

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>>87072977
You just need to use your imagination.

>>87072965
>definitely not in today's age
>gets wildly positive reception from all but the most extreme political idiots or coffee/donut normies

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Is Leland gonna get his black grandmas in the finale?

>>87073114
>not Black Grand Slam where four niggerdicks fill one woman

>>87073114
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE NURSING HOME

>>87073143
He's not a fucking faggot

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>>87073114
>tfw get turned on by black grandmas fucking
white incestuous teenagers.

>>87073143
Stop bullying Ray Wise, sissy boy.

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>>87073272
>>87073239

>>87073272
>>87073323
Video related https://youtu.be/pC8g8d1khtw

>>87073377
>I thought it was comedy sketch
>it's full-blown legit
Why am I still laughing?

>>87073459
Because unintentional comedy is the best comedy.

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>>87073377
"My parents would have thought I was a, I dunno, a sissy boy" Kek
Also, Vedderchecking those dubs

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>>87072911
Me too desu.

NEW

>>87073516
>>87073516
>>87073516

What are the odds of the following:

a) one brief, actual Bowie scene
b) Michael Ontkean in his hospital bed in a brief reunion with Cooper
c) a Catherine appearance

>>87073534
0
0
0

>>87073511
he was a litle shit, but I loved that about him. I wonder what he was like with Audrey (if she did raise him for at least a while)

>>87072642
>Your entire reason that music is lowest art is that it can be integrated into motion picture
>and don't backpedal; it was
No, that statement was for any merits of music, in that if there are any, film integrates music and thus has the merits of music and more. I even write "furthermore".
>both asinine and did nothing to prove this wrong
Asinine? When the level of discourse found on /v/ is that below the average capeshit thread on /tv/? No, the consumerist aspect of medium such as video games is fully apparent and valid.
The only argument I grant you is I have not fully explained what makes music so low in comparison to other forms of art.
>>87072665
>You're literally consuming film and art in general with your senses.
Complete and utter nonsense. Consumerism implies cheap ideals of entertainment, and directly pertains to capitalism. "Consuming with your senses" does not directly pertain to consumerism, as any such "senses" exist even without the concept of capitalism. "Senses" are a mere biological instrument, and no consumption can exist without intent, and intent is where social ideals of consumerism become relevant.

>>87073590
>Complete and utter nonsense.
Stopped reading there. You're the worst kind of pseud.

>>87069157
Was the description for 16 right? I don't remember what it said.

>>87073668
>he thinks photons hitting your retina amounts to consumerism
I'd rather be a pseud than a retard.

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>>87071396
Spinal Tap
Performing a song they recorded that proves that Audrey never came out of her heroin stupor at One Eyed Jack's.

https://youtu.be/ib9Jz9iydeQ

>>87071542

25 years passed.

>>87068326
How much was Silent Hill inspired by Twin Peaks?

>>87072463
Yes, really good.

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>>87072471
WHO are you? You sure as shit ain't no hacker or anything....insider? WHO....ARE.....YOU?!!!

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>>87073114
More likely looking to analize those teens!