>>86987493
http://www.strawpoll.me/13804745/
How was it, lads?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13804745/
How was it, lads?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13804745/
How was it, lads?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13804745/
How was it, lads?
BESSIE
>>86988634
Why is the Night King™ and his Army of the Dead™ even a threat?
Their superweakness is a common material (even thought characters using normal weapons seem to be doing fine against them as well), that our characters now have access too from the mines.
And once you have dragonglass/dragonsteel weapons they die easier than regular humans, also killing the Walker causes all his summons to die again.
What's her problem, lads?
Report all /reddit/ generals. the show is over now
kit is hot 2bh, would suck his dick
no homo
first for Jon's butt
Mfw Gilly saved the 7 kingdoms by reading that bit to Sam
please respond >>86988617
THE WHORE
>people think tormund is dead
>when they showed him and beric on the safe edge of the collapse
are people retarded
yasss
what was the night king's plan prior to getting the dragon?
no, seriously
were they going to wait at the wall?
So good guy Rhaegar annulled a perfectly legitimate marriage with two children, and made them, via an annulment, bastards. While, at the same time of his death, riding against Robert with Dornish armies of the wife he just disgraced. And apparently, some Dornish septon approved of making the a lady of his region’s ruling house into a whore. BUT YAY JON IS A REAL TRUE TARGARYEN!
What other ridiculous bullshit we got going on in this episode, and how many Emmys do you think it’ll win?
>>86988667
Every enemy who doesn't have to worry about logistics or attrition is fucking horrifying
Ask anyone who played any strategy game with realism mods installed
>>86988634
Seriously, what was up with Tyrion during the boat sex?
>>86988679
>Jon has a more feminine ass than Dany
Really activates my almonds. Is he a tranny? Explains the "small dick" part.
>it's a 'kit proves that his body is superior to emilia's' episode
>>86988692
it's been burnt in the show
>>86988692
It was just a nod to the books
CIA coup failed, mission abort. Blame it on the Northern extremists.
Post your best Season 7 memes
>>86988668
Q T
T
>>86988679
>>86988671
enjoy fellas
>>86988692
Nobody cares
We dragons now
YAAAAS
>>86988710
It was all part of his master plan!
Can someone explain to me why the fuck Jon was called a "Sand" even though the father was a Targaryean? Why not Velaryon?
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kit Harrington. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kit. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.
Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.
One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.
Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
B O A T S E X
>>86988680
Convenient, isn't it.
>Kit has a far more noticeably better ass than Kelly
littlefinger looked so sad and devastated
Will the army of jews from iron bank rape everyone?
sooo am I the only who's lost about Bran knowing everything now?
So, where was Ghost this season? Did Jon leave him at the wall before he rallies the troops at Winterfell?
>>86988692
This whole season has mostly been about spectacle. People want to see a dragon breathing blue flame, not ourguy blowing a horn.
>>86988705
Wait, people are using 'Yasss' unironically?
>robert's rebellion being a conjob is now canon
>stagcucks on suicide watch
>>86988738
>>86988744
>CIA gets on his knees and cries
seemed a bit out of character
>>86988634
>Sansa sentences a man to die
>doesn't carry it out herself
WTF Dabid
>>86988692
Nigger are you really asking if Doob and Doobid retconned or forgot about the Horn of Winter?
No, they didn't forget. They remember it, they just don't care, and neither does the audience. (You) aren't the show's audience anymore. Haven't been for awhile.
Just laugh at the memes. Rest easy, drift to sleep, child. They'll be a time when you'll miss /got/.
>>86988634
BOW YA SHITS
>>86988738
>they had Kit on top because he has a better butt
>>86987923
Someone post the fucking Hobbit webm
>>86988733
TARGSHITS REPORTING IN
>>86988744
>He removed the reddit spacing this time
You have to go back.
>>86988761
Dragons are old news, now it's all about slow moving Elephants.
>>86988634
Daily Reminder
The official tier list for anyone who has taste and is not a contrarian faggot.
ONE ABOVE ALL TIER:
Arya stark
GOD TIER:
Night's King
Tyrion Lannister
Sandor "the Hound that rides" Clegane
Sansa Stark.
Tywin Lannister.
CHAD TIER:*
Robert "the Hammer" Baratheon
the Bronn of Blackwater
Jamie the Lannister
Arthur "Twin Swords of the Morning" Dayne
Ser Davos "the Onion Knight" Seaworthy.
Jon Targeryan
Varys "the spider"
Brianne of Tarth
JOBBER TIER:
Beric Dondarrion
the Ross of Myr
Theon "Reek" Greyjoy
Barristan Selmy
Littlefinger
Brendan "the Blackfish" Tully
Stannis "Beaten by Cuck Ramsey, cucked by Jon ,beaten by Tyrion and killed by Brienne" Baratheon.
cuck TIER:
Euron, viserys, Oberyn,Ramsey, mountain and other irrelevant cunts
>>86988723
when? I thought it was only burnt in the books.
>>86988680
>i found out this information when i was transcribing a book
>my girlfriend who read it to me had nothing to do with it
man taking credit for a womans work yet again
>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos
Reminder that Littlefinger was a metaphor for the show as a whole.
At first it was about intrigue, plotting and political drama. But now that's been thrown away in favour of CGI battles and fan service shipping.
Littlefinger was the last remnant of what GoT used to be, killing him is killing the show.
>>86988775
CAREFULL ANON CAREFULL NOW
>>86988804
>Implying Stannis is dead
>>86988710
I'm still convinced the Night King is just trying to get the Wildings and Night's Watch to fuck off, but now that he got the dragon he's going nuclear because it's obvious they won't leave him the fuck alone.
Nightman did nothing wrong.
>fucking green people
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Thousand_Islands
So did the Starks just forget all about Rickon?
I realize the show kind of forgot about him too, but they didn't even mention him.
>>86988834
So what you're saying is he didn't fly so good?
AND I SHUPPOSHE LIVINGSHOFF THE TABLE ASH WELL?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
>>86988743
Because bastards in Westerlands are named Sand no Snow.
>>86988872
>Rickon
*Dickon
>incest is normalized
>tfw no sister
We're here just to suffer, aren't we?
>>86988771
I M O having the entire wall brought down by sam unknowingly blowing a horn would've been way more fucking cool
Or maybe they unearth some knowledge that it is able to bring down the wall, so they lure the wights in after their ice dragon makes a hole and do a big collape on all of them, would've been sick and in the spirit of the books
>>86988888
>SANSA PLEASE SANSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH
>>86988844
Shut up cuck.
>>86988834
Nice blog. Same nobody cares about your little 'opinion'.. Kid
This shit is basically fanfiction at this point.
>Cersei (best character) going crazy
>All the "good guys" uniting
I don't want the good guys to win, it doesn't feel right. GRM would have given GOT a bitter ending but I know the show wont be like that. Jon will kill NK, everyone will rejoice, Cersei will die and then Jon and Dragon lady take throne and THE END.
Fuck this. I want NK to massacre everyone
>>86988668
too cute for this world.awful actor though
>you are guilty of pushing lysa out the moondoor
>i am guilty in aiding and abetting this, and also covering up your crimes so you could lead a coup, but let's not mention that
>>86988780
>>86988744
here is some more THICC SNOW from my collection
Since when is slitting a throat in the main room a proper execution for treason?
>robert's rebellion was based on a lie
I forgot the rebellion only happened because of Lyanna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq0_mMin14Y
>Kit and Emilia pretending to be disgusted
Hmm.
>>86988743
it's where they're born, not fathers last name
jon should have been a sand from the start
C L E G A N E
B
O
W
L
>littlefinger literally begging for his life while bawling like a baby
>>86988898
After the dragon, he burned his Dickoff.
>>86988719
He doesn't want Dany to get pregnant. His talk of succession was because he wants to truly break the wheel and introduce democracy to determine the next leader after her but if she has a kid she'll shoot that down in favour of birthright
>>86988742
congratulations you got yourself a dragon. now whats the next step in your master plan?
>Jon Snow, the bastard of Ned Stark, my father, and an unknown woman
>His name is not actually Jon Snow and he wasn't a bastard of my father, Ned Stark, the previous lord of Winterfell, and the father of Sansa and Arya
>He's the son of Rhaegar Targaryen and my aunt, Lyanna Stark, who's the sister of Ned Stark, my father
>Jon's real name is actually Aegon, and his last name isn't Snow or Sand, but it's Targaryen
>Rhaegar Targaryen, the son of the Mad King, was actually married to my aunt, Lyanna Stark, the sister to Ned Stark, my father
>therefore Jon Snow is actually called Jon Targaryen
>*looks directly at the viewer*
What the FUCK did Bran Stark, son of Ned Stark and brother to Sansa Stark and Arya Stark mean by this?
>>86988872
He died retard
Name me 1 (one) way Littlefinger broke the law and deserved to be executed.
Lying is not against the law, just fyi
>>86988888
But those digitshs are on the taybuhl.
I SAW YOU AND DAENERYS, JON
SHE'S YOUR AUNT, JON
YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR AUNT, JON
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
>>86988931
holy fucking shit
>>86988959
Yes? All the better to mention it
>>86988804
>Stannis "Beaten by Cuck Ramsey, cucked by Jon ,beaten by Tyrion and killed by Brienne" Baratheon.
This just reminded me how shit Show stannis is.
>that blatant fan service between podrick/tyrion/bronn, hound/brienne and hound/mountain
>>86988932
HE WHO PASSES THE SENTENCE SHOULD WEILD THE SWORD
>>86988888
>>86988888
>>86988888
>88888
SAAAANSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>86988946
I liked hiw Dany called him dicken, not dick-on
Makes his name sound less silly
>>86988951
>He is the Heir to the Iron Throne
>>86988767
He's the three eyed raven. He can see everything past, present and future.
>Littlefinger lives on
>LF taught Sansa the ways of the dark arts of spinning (propaganda).
>Sansa merely adopted the ways
>LF lives through Sansa
Littlefinger lives on.
>>86988733
more than 100 Bobby pics
>>86988768
Ghost is the personification of the Weirwood. Jon wasn't revived by R'hllor, Ghost has been warging Jon's body.
CLEGA NEB OWL
>>86988888
LANCEEEL DIGIT STRETCHER NOW
>>86988963
But his lying caused the war and the death of thousands.
And that was what he intended.
>>86988950
burning down the wall
with no survivors
>>86988932
>"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword." - Ned Stark
did his daughters learn anything from him? even theon understood this
>>86988951
Yeah, that was funny.
>mfw
Can someone tell me what happened to Ghost?
>>86988963
He deserved to die cause he's an annoying fag.
>>86988888
CHAOSH ISH A LADDAH
aaaagghhhh
>>86988931
wtf, how is it so big
>>86988781
He was desperate and about to be executed.
>>86988830
She was too pure for this world
>>86989030
Robb lived like that and got himself killed
>>86988894
>Westerlands
>Sand
Uh...
>the wights can only get passed the wall because they gave them the only means to pass, to get a single wight to convince cersei to fight for them
Is Jon confirmed the dumbest person in the series?
>>86988783
It's been established for awhile that Sansa is closer to Cersei than Neddard/Catelyn. Should've left King's Landing with The Hound.
>>86989034
He's in a special place along with bear loli and bad poosey
>>86988985
He died several episodes back
>>86988991
Everything in the show is fanserveice now, there isn't a single scene that isn't written with that in mind. The fucking Hound giving a meme speech and announcing Cleganebowl loud and clear didn't tip you off?
>>86988914
QUIET WOMAN
>>86989023
Still not illegal. He didnt kill anyone except Lysa, who was trying to kill Sansa at the time.
>>86989059
The Night King has had 1000 years to plan this
>>86988775
>annul marriage
>marry woman engaged to another man
>conjob
Targeryan Fucking Shits got what was coming to them
>>86988888
AAAAAAAAAAGH
Apart from ice melting ice I thought it was a pretty good episode.
>>86989034
he's hibernating
>>86988963
>lying is not against the law fyi
Performing actions that undermine the leadership of the kingdom, is though. Such as aiding in the assassination of the hand of the king, and killing Lysa Arryn.
>raised as a Stark
>raised by Starks
>thinks he's a Stark his whole life
>elected as king because he has Stark blood
>everything he does is for House Stark and the North
>suddenly turns into a Targaryen because some whore spread her legs and his autistic brother had an epilecptic vision
Bravo, dabid
*does nothing all season but say he's the three eyed raven*
>>86989031
Why the fuck did D&D have to explain all that shit to the viewer through cringey exposition?
Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together knows that.
>>86989034
Apparently, Ghost was originally intended to be a part of the Battle of the Bastards in episode 9 of last season, but director Miguel Sapochnik told Business Insider that the direwolf's scenes were scrapped for budget reasons. He pointed out that as much as everyone loves Ghost, he's "an incredibly time consuming and expensive character to bring to life. Ultimately we had to choose between Wun-Wun and the direwolf, so the dog bit the dust."
>>86989034
>>86989059
sersi pls help kill blueman
>they gave Littlefinger a "psshh, nothing personnel, kid" death
He deserved better.
>>86989059
You do realize a Wight has been past the wall before? Think hard enough. Early seasons.
How did Jon get Longclaw?
>>86988969
He really liked that wall.
>>86988942
GET HYPED
Who here waiting for /ourguy/?
>>86988975
>The incest, Aegon
>You don't have to choose
>You're a Greyjoy
>And you're a Stark
Thanks daddy Snow never would have made it without that.
>>86989059
Noh, NK touched Bran and broke the magic that kept ice zombies at bay. It's Bran's fault.
JON IS A BLACKFYRE
JON IS A BLACKFYRE
FUCK
>>86988918
So this thread is only for repeating memes?
>>86988941
>it's where they're born
Seems to be where they're raised, not where they're born. Bloodraven and Bittersteel were both born in King's Landing but raised in the Riverlands, so took Rivers instead of Waters as bastard names.
>The lord protector of the vale (Arryns) words are literally "As high as honour
>Literally allow the current lord protector of the vale's guest rights to be broken and executed in cold blood without a trial and going off the word of autistic kids
>>86989070
To be fair, if the Hound didn't do anything this whole board would be spammed with "Well I guess the Hound forgot he wants to kill his brother now then".
>His name is Jon Sand
>"Bran actually they were married."
>"Oh yes I remember now that Lyanna said that he was called Aegon Targaryen, don't know why that didn't cross my mind until now."
What did Bran Stark mean by this?
>>86988951
Normies literally need everything explained to him in plain words.
>>86989110
literally a reddit picture
>>86989132
BLACKFYRE
FUCKING
SHITS
>>86989030
>Yes. But we are not men.
>>86989096
>does nothing but watch rape porn on the three eyed internet
one of us?
>Sansa didn't offer LF the black
>Sansa didn't kill LF herself
>It's a disregard repeatedly established motifs episode
>>86988872
Could have brought it up when Arya came back to Winterfell or this episode when they were reminiscing about Ned. The writers just don't care.
>>86989107
He deserved worse dumb CIAfag
Yes a single wight, not a whole army of the them
>>86989107
He absolutely did not, he got out played by a pair of retarded kids
>tfw those season 8 leaks get more and more likely every day
I really don't want to see Tormund killed 'by accident'
>>86988634
>supported team incest
>now the other team is the incest team
>>86989096
*does nothing for two seasons*
>>86989148
I got the impression he went to take a look while they were talking.
>>86989013
Ironic... he could spin kings and lords, but couldn't spin his own neck
>>86988710
he never attacked because he didnt have a dragon.
he literally waited for a dragon to come to him before attacking
>>86989142
>guest rights
CLEGANEBOOOOOOOOOOWL
>>86989180
weird innit
>>86989025
Oh there will be two survivos, Beric and Tormund. Just wait and see how they somehow escaped certain death.
Did anyone else think that having omniscient Bran not know about the annulment until George R. R. Tarly reminded him that he's omniscient was incredibly fucking dumb?
>>86989180
I'm both team Cersei and team Jaime, until DABID makes the latter a Danycuck.
>getting kicked really hard 3 times in a scarred area doesn't hurt, even if you have already been beaten half to death
>in fact it somehow gives you enough energy to headbutt the guy then beat him to death
Lol?
why is viserys' actor playing rhaegar....
>>86989180
>every team is team incest
To whom did Jaime made that vow to go fight north?
How will he be received in the north? He killed Danys father, pushed Bran, almost killed Dany.
The fuck will Bronn do now?
>>86989213
else the entire Sam plot would have been pointless
SHANSHA PLEASHE
Clegane bowl confirmed!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY5P5heJp50
>>86989198
is GoT just a Warcraft anime now?
>>86989096
No anon, he told a literal nobody in terms of power that Jon isn't a true northerner and is higher in the line of succession than the dragon whore. He says this is important and they need to tell everyone, even though this information can only completely fuck Jon, so hes told a failed maester instead of Sansa or Arya. You would think that since his release of literally limitless information is completely controlled by the writers he could say this at a more prudent time, but no.
If Cersei were not pregnant do you think Jamie would have mad kinged her?
>>86989225
Bronn's going with him. With Podrick.
It's going to be Team Jaime, Brienne, Pod and Bronn
>>86989233
ty mr millenialfalcon
>Cleganebowl still possible
THE WORK CONTINUES.
>Cercei found out she's pregnant around the time Tyrion got to KL in episode 5
>Tyrion got back to dragonstone, came up with the wight plan, Jon and co traveled all the way to eastwatch, spend a week or so over the wall, then traveled by boat back to KL, which would take months
>Cercei's belly is the same as it was in episode 5
Someone spoon feed me the Jamie / Cercei scene
Didnt she nod and signal to the mountain to kill Jamie?
Why did mountain not kill him?
Where was he going on his horse?
What's the consensus lads? Wincest just became mainstream. Literally pulled off Warcraft better than their creators ever will. Theon redeemed Solid 9/10.
>>86989198
How does she not fall off? The dragon isn't saddled.
Reminder that if the leaks are true
>Dany dies in childbirth
>Jon, Jamie and friends get exploded by a jihadi Drogon
>Gendry killed Viserion
>Night King gets killed randomly in the Vale
>Lyanna Targaryen gets the Iron Throne
>Sansa gets the North and Vale while being married to Gendry Baratheon™ who rules the Stormlands
>Sam gets the Reach
>Tyrion gets Casterly rock and starts fucking Missandei
>Bronn gets Dorne
>Varys gets stabbed by a random sellsword
>Bran becomes the new Lich King because there must always be a Lich King
>Arya fucks off to Essos and Edmures sons find her sword in a forest near Riverrun
>Cleganebowl happens in a snowy Kings Landing where Nymeria and the Hound kill the Mountain while Arya kills Cersei while qearing Qyburns face
>also all of the rad lads die
>>86989213
>George R. R. Tarly
>>86989219
It's not Harry Lloyd though, so I guess that means the casting was really good
>you will never get to cum in Daenerys
feels bad to be quite honest
>>86989178
i wanted to see tormund die previous episode. would have been fucking glorious
>>86988943
That's actually a pretty typical LF tactic. He makes himself to be a non-threat and making them think that he is under their mercy, so his enemies underestimates him.
After LF gets them to listen to his please, he then uses leading questions that would lead the target to what LF wants them to think, without them noticing. Obviously, this doesn't work in this situation because LF made a mistake of letting Sansa live too long.
>>86989216
That was D&D's olive branch to the alt right.
>>86989219
brothers look alike
>>86989213
He has to actively choose to observe something before he knows it. He's not omniscient. When you can see every moment for the last million years and the million years ahead, I imagine a lot of important shit passes through.
why the FUCK did they replace the mountain AGAIN?
>Season 8
>Episode 1
>filler that goes over what happened last season and sets up this season. Armies reach the North
>Episodes 2-4
>Theon saves Yara and they regain control of the Iron Islands. Initial skirmishes against the undead. Dany/Jon's army suffers a major defeat and our protags look like they're on the verge of defeat
>Episode 5
>The big battle. Night's King is defeated. Theon and Yara take the fleet and intercept and destroy Euron's fleet transporting the Golden Company
>Episode 6
>Cleganebowl. Cersi is kill. Last story lines are tied up.
This is how the final season will unfold. Prove me wrong.
So, Rhaegar named BOTH his sons Aegon for no fucking reason?
>>86989274
Iron grip. Jon's gonna have his cock ripped off during a handjob
>>86989132
Actually he is a Hasty. Rhaegar's father was Bonifer Hasty (also called "Baelor Butthole" by Jaime) who cucked Aerys.
>>86989257
GET HYPED FAGGOT
>>86989105
>Ungle Bemjen
THE INCEST, AEGON
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
>>86989235
The last scene in the episode was literally the last scene from the wrath of the lich king trailer. LITERALLY. Dead marking in a narrow path with an undead dragon flying above them.
>>86989219
They literally used the exact same wig wow
>dany can actually have kids, she was just lied too
One of the worst parts about the episode tbqh, just a straight retcon
>>86989274
Vagina clench.
>>86989306
One died, he named the next one Aegon too
>>86989225
Jamie probably has some men loyal to him, maybe he'll free Edmure and get the Riverlands to join.
I doubt they will turn him away from helping to fight the dead, after they gave the whole spiel about needing to work together to stop them.
>>86989263
She had probably instructed the Mountain that it was going to be a bluff. He's joining up with Tyrion
Such a shame, Littlefinger. Would have been so nice for you to be alive.
>>86988634
so did she have an orgasm or not?
>>86989263
>Didnt she nod and signal to the mountain to kill Jamie?
Yes
>Why did mountain not kill him?
He didn't want to get blood on his new armour
>Where was he going on his horse?
Molestown
>>86989298
he beat his girlfriend half to death
>>86989216
this pissed me off so much. it was literally bad anime tier writing.
then later LF got the "pssshh nothing personal kid" / "sh-shes fast" death which was even more stupid.
>>86988942
CBOWL?
>>86988634
What a let down this was not #epicboatsex
>>86989219
>he hasnt caught on
"Viserys" that we see was actually Rhaegar
"Rhaegar" that died on the Trident was actually toddler Viserys.
Its why Robert won, barely. Hw was fighting a Toddler.
>>86988743
Velaryon
That's a house.
Did Halfthor play the Mountain again this season?
Why is the Hound taller than the Mountain?
>>86989225
Bronn will go and join him. That way the characters that everyone likes are all on The Good Team while the characters that everyone hates are on The Bad Team. Now you don't have to feel conflicted or have think too hard about things. You just root for the Good Guys! Isn't that just great?
>>86989231
my cockh ish a laddah shansa, you should climb it
>>86989178
>season 8 leaks
Already? Somebody post them please.
>>86989158
>>86989132
>Jon is a Blackfyre
>Cersei wants Golden Company
BLACK'DFYRE GET OUT OF MY CONTINENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>86989142
Anyone who doesn't hold a huge idiot ball can see what Littlefinger is. People just stopped holding the idiot ball.
Why did Brienne even go to the meeting? Jon was already there in person to represent the north. She didn't even say a single word.
>>86989267
>Wincest just became mainstream
It became mainstream after season 1. Have you not been on a porn site in the past few years?
Okay guys - just what in the fuck happened last night!? I missed it.
>>86989306
See >>86989324
It was extremely common to name a child after a previous child that had died.
>R+L=J framed as a big reveal when we already had that last season.
7 episodes and they still find the time for filler
Reminder that Littlefinger is the biggest cuck in the series, started a world war and couldn't get Cat or Sansa and died to a imp while crying.
>>86989277
Jesus christ, this bad writing is intentional.
>>86989219
They're brothers, and products of deep incest, it's no wonder they look so similar. The only thing is, he's not that handsome, and he's supposed to be, but that's true of every Targ in the show at this point so we can just assume tales of the Targ beauty are just drastically overestimated.
>>86989198
I see she did the wow spacebar roar
SOMEONE POST THE SEASON 7 SPOILERS
WITH STUFF BEING CROSSED OFF AS CORRECT OR INCORRECT
>>86989274
She has a strong grip because she's a strong womyn
>>86989219
Should've given him one of Dany's old wigs instead
So who runs Dorne now?
>>86989086
its magic blue fire duuhh
>>86988692
it will be used to raise the kings of winter to replenish the norths army after the war for the dawn is over and jon marches south for the iron throne.
it's obvious why they bind their bodies and spirits in the crypts and it's obvious it isn't to prevent their vengeful spirits but the exact opposite.
WHERE WAS GENDRY
>WHERE WAS GENDRY
HE WASN'T IN KINGS LANDING
HE WASN'T AT THE WALL
HE WASN'T AT DRAGONSTONE
>HE WASN'T IN KINGS LANDING
>HE WASN'T AT THE WALL
>HE WASN'T AT DRAGONSTONE
>>86989342
>expecting anything more than sideboob and kissing
>>86989231
THE RAPE, SHANSHA......
...BYEWTAFUL!
>>86989405
Crown
Is our guy gonna save the Game of Thrones?
>>86989405
Not weak men, thats for sure
I kinda have a stupid question. It's obvious that the Clegane bros hate each other, but before the hound left KL they weren't at each other's throats.
Why is it such a big deal all of a sudden? Did they contain themselves because they were in the kingsguard?
>>86989142
He admitted that he killed the lady of the vale, you daft cunt.
>>86989298
shouldve kept this guy, hes the only one who actually looked like his brother
So what was Littlefinger's end game? Power and Sansa? Disappointing.
>>86989364
So that Littlefinger would think Sansa was genuinely intending to kill Arya, I guess
>>86988856
/ourguy/
>>86988894
average showfag everyone
>>86989030
Characters decisions arent written in stone. Who sticks to their convictions all the time irl?
>>86989435
>Did they contain themselves because they were in the kingsguard
Most likely answer.
>>86988985
Battle of the bastards? Ring a bell? He was killed by Ramsey with an arrow while he was running on the open field to Jon?
>>86989421
He is the NK
SHOW ME THE FUCKING BODY
>>86989419
why do you think its able to raise the dead?
>>86989405
A random martell in line of succession after oberyn
or
A random lord who seized power
>>86989435
the mountain wasn't in the kingsguard until qyburn resurrected him
>>86989441
he had a temper and was aggressive on set
>>86988705
>Plz be fake
I never wanted this world to burn more than after seeing this shit
>>86988804
>arya and sansa in top 5
top kek
>>86989277
BUT ARYA ISN'T A VALONQAR! Or is that word gender neutral too?
>>86989405
>>86989277
>Bronn gets Dorne
he deserved it
>Gendry killed Viserion
hold up
so you saying this time a Baratheon actually kills dragon now since Targfuckingshits are ununvailable?
cool
>ned did nothing to dispel the notion that his sister was kidnapped and took an active part in the war to BTFO his brother in law
>>86989335
What
>>86989319
You just know Daario came inside her all the time and never knocked her up
>>86989213
>George R. R. Tarly
nice
>>86989344
Kek
>>86989142
One of those autistic kids can see all of history. There is no one there who wants to get on his wrong side as everyone has something to hide. Bran and his Sisters can so what the hell they want.
>>86989277
>Bran becomes the new Lich King because there must always be a Lich King
how the fuck can you annull a consumated marriage where they even have 2 kids together?
What the fuck was that shit when the wight dragon appeared for the first time. It flashed past the screen or something like it had super speed.
It looked like they sped the scene up like in those old timey movies when they try to make car chases look faster.
>>86989298
actually its still the same guy. i was surprised seeing him in the behind the scenes because of this >>86989335
>>86989466
Perfect casting then
AYO HOL UP
>>86989458
Tormund's plot armor is the thickest of them all
>>86989466
>source: my arse
>>86989277
>mfw Danerys is going to be pregnant for about a week before dying in child birth
The leaks are so shit they're probably true
>>86989277
Is it real?
It won't be this bad.....will it?
AHH IT CAN"T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
That last shot was straight out of RotK, when the army of Minas Morghul marches to Osgiliath and the Witchking flies over it.
>>86989397
everything was correct except for ellaria getting away and cersei miscarrying
>>86988774
Yasss, unrionic is the new ironic.
NEW
E
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LINDA
I
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D
A
>>86989277
>Bronn gets Dorne
BAD POOSEY OVERLOAD
>>86988775
She might have loved Rhaegar but she was promised to Bobby
basically Roberts rebellion is Lyannas fault for not doing her job
Night king can obviously see the future to some degree and knew dragon would come
>>86989497
He's been accused of domestic violence by his ex
>>86989263
she nodded but in situations such as those it's best to get a straight forward answer before cutting the queens brother and lover in two.
jaime went rogue and rode north to kill the night king
>>86989550
Wow so you're saying fantasy fiction is just a bunch of nerds copying centuries old tropes?
>>86989458
Don't worry, he's alive. Beric too. Even though their survival wouldn't make any senese, but that is exactly why I think they are alive. Show has nothing to do with logic or sense anymore.
>>86989178
>>86989352
>>86989277
>>86989383
>>86989472
>>86989491
>>86989511
>theon is in winterfell even though he left to save yara at the end of s7
>howland reed dies then is alive the next episode
>euron takes storm's end even though it's never been brought up in the show and was never in contention
>>• Note that this episode is a bit shorter than the others and has a duration of +/- 60 minutes.
>SCRIPT OUTLINES DO NOT HAVE EPISODE DURATIONS AS THE EPISODES HAVE NOT BEEN FILMED YET
>jon's heritage reveal has no negative reprecussions on his relationship with dany, even though D&D confirmed it would
>>Cersei wears a tight, long black dress. She looks quite sad during the wedding. The wedding scene itself doesn’t take long and the scene switches to their wedding bed. This scene is an intercut between Cersei and Euron having sex and Jaime and Brienne also having sex in their hut. The two still think of each other.
>this entire piece of shit fanfiction is written as if they were episode summaries, not script outline summaries, and the episodes haven't been filmed yet
The leaks are 100% bullshit, and anyone who believes them even slightly should be shot.
>>86989519
Yeah even my dad was taken back by that, and he loved the episode.
>>86989567
It's always cunt's fault, remember that, lads.
>>86989547
Why doesnt he keep a dagger or sword with him to defend himself? Imagine littlefinger and arya sword fighting
>>86989557
WHEN?
H
E
N
?
How is Theon going to rescue his sister from Euron who has a fleet of 1000+ ships + Golden Army (20,000 elite sellswords) with 20 men?
Are they good men?
>>86988710
CHAOS IS A LADDER
what part of the show do you not get?
PICKLE RIIIIICK !!
Lol I scoff at anyone who think this is a good show. What happened on Twin Peaks last night was cinema. This is poor writing made for plebs.
>>86989567
It's her fault for not fucking sending a raven to her father
Dumb fucking whore
>>86989178
Ye, they do seem legit as episodes go by.
Yikes.
>>86989544
when he killed the horse that was improvisation, they kept it in the show because it fit, but they couldnt keep him after that
>>86989545
>>86989546
>>86989566
Die in a fucking fire.
>>86989587
Its just idiots trying to force fake leaks after how hard they got blown out for not believing the real leaks
>>86989599
He's going to use double daggers
>>86989148
when he first went back he only heard them whispering maybe?, then he went back to the secret wedding and watched her death scene again
>>86989599
It's gonna be a wacky comedy break-in style scene with voiceover narration of the plan
>>86989519
Nitro boost.
https://youtu.be/lBVLg7u1lEc
>>86989277
you mean like these leaks?
https://www.thedradonandthewolf.com/single-post/2017/08/27/Game-Of-Thrones-Season-8-Episode-1-The-Forsaken-Young-Griff-Version
>>86989587
Yeah I really don't they'll string up Dany's corpse and have it rot and get covered in shit.
>>86988948
If the show and book is about how westeros becomes democratic i burn my books and repent to the Lord because I just wasted so much time watching/reading that shit
>Dany will die
>Jon will continue the fight against Cersei and win
>Gendry will rule as the legitimate heir as Jon returns to the north
Screencap this.
>>86989441
He left because he got cast as Bolg in the Hobbit. Then after a while he got replaced in that too when they went all CG.
>>86989233
Why is the Mountain a manlet now? I swear he was always much bigger than the Hound
>>86988719
Them banging is a problem.
Bending the knee over merit is fine, fucking the woman you coincidentally bent the knee to is sketchy
>>86989599
Euron is in Essos. I'm guessing that their sister is in the Iron Islands.
>>86989654
>cold open of Theon being chased by dogs
>freeze frame, record scratch
>"Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess. I'm wondering that myself right about now."
>>86989671
i am okay with this
>>86989599
Yara is probably just being held captive by a shell crew on the Iron Islands while Euron is off ferrying the Golden Company.
>>86989492
Stupid anon it doesn't matter whether she played a part in it or not.
>>86989679
First and second Mountain were 7' tall.
Newest Mountain is like 6'8 or something
>>86989306
no he named jon aegon because he believed him to be the child of prophecy and aegon the conqueror reincarnated.
it isn't the first time someone thought another was aegon the conqueror reincarnated. for example daemon blackfyre
Well, it was utter garbage. The only memorable things in this season are Jaime charging fat queen of sand niggers and chad Night Kings javelin throw.
Well the scene in the Dragon Pit was interesting. That's all.
>>86989458
>Beric, Tormund and Punished Stannis wage a guerilla war against the Night King
>>86989725
>6'8
Fucking manlets I swear.
Will Jon ever mention to Dany that he knew her uncle?
>>86989456
>>86989068
you guys are dense as fuck
>Game of Thrones is a feminist show
>The Mountain, an actor paid by HBO for his work on GoT, beat his GF half to death
>that actor still has a job on GoT
???
Explain this
>>86989492
All Ned knew is that Lyanna died in childbirth, in a tower guarded by Kingsguard. He took the child to stop Robert from killing it, but he has no way of knowing if Lyanna was raped or not.
>>86989670
>spend a lot of time reading a book series made by a fat self-confessed feminist hippie draft dodger
>surprised at how it criticizes traditional systems
wow
>>86989277
THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT NED
>>86989492
Imagine he had taken the black and then comes Ned to visit oh btw you were the true King.
> 90% of Westeros problems are caused by people not being faithful to their originally assigned spouse and will be solved by two people coming together and marrying as they were supposed to.
I guess the reason GRRM is so fond of arranged marriage is that it's the only way he'd get any.
>dragons can't tell the difference between what is theirs and what isn't
Was he talking about the Chaloreesi here?
kino
>>86989697
kek
>>86989736
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my real... and my men... even my daughter. The kingdom I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our destiny.
>>86989774
Allegedly. Otherwise he'd be in prison.
>>86989813
is it because the snow is cold and so is his hand?
>>86989813
> Covers up the hand, leaves the golden hilt sword with a ruby on it for all to see.
>>86989843
>snow
>>86989797
you were saying?
>>86989797
He only ever had bad relationships.
Tyrion initiate the link we must teleport before the night king and his army get to Last Hearth
>>86989225
oh shit Jaime gonna kill the Night King like he tried to kill Daenerys
>>86989839
Yeah bro I'm sure she just tripped down the stairs a whole bunch
>>86989813
>riding north where everyone hates him
WHY
>>86989865
Well, he wrote the books before he got famous. Black women just want money and their boys only provide foodstamps, so, it's no wonder.
>>86988775
>show
>being canon and not extremly popular fanfiction
Even if rhaegar did in the books what he did in the show, lyanna if she would lived she would have flocked to Bobby B. because he beaten the shit out of rhaegar. Bobby b is alpha while rhaegar is beta
>>86989858
>"Oy, where dya'get that sood?"
>And who
>Are you
>>86989435
>I kinda have a stupid question. It's obvious that the Clegane bros hate each other, but before the hound left KL they weren't at each other's throats.
Pretty much only time they meet they are at each others throats (the tourney). Gregor is out in the field while Sandor stays with Joffrey. They never were in the kingsguard at the same time.
>>86989890
Of course not, but if he's not convicted they probably can't lawfully break his contract.
>>86989822
her cunt became the world
>>86989886
Winterfell is the only place in the North lol
>>86989901
For the realm.
Why did she have to show up on a dragon?
>>86989110
>The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword
Sansa passes the sentence and Arya deals the blow
Mfw show just told us
2 woman = 1 man
>>86989736
>That's an enemy dragon. A single burst of flame can burn a wall in half.
>>86989952
Display of power
>>86989952
Because Targaryans are barbaric show offs that love extravagant gestures and pompous speeches.
>>86989952
>YAAAAAS
>>86989904
>and your other Aegon
>>86989952
this scene was cringe
when will d&d stop with this 'omg dabid first its silence, then EPIC DRAGON shows up and EPIC TARG MUSIC plays'
Fan Service/10
I JUST WANTED JON TO BECOME A STARK AND GENDRY A BARATHEON
>>86989901
He contracted the MUH HONOR virus.
>>86989952
To please the normies
>YEEEAAAAAAAH, DRAGOOOOOOOONZZZZZ!
Anyone else felt hype when based Qyburn got up and marvelled at the wight hand?
>>86989952
First frame of Daenerys:
>oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm done with that soundtrack.
what's next for his career
>>86990002
They won't stop. Don't you know the target audience of this show after season 2 literally?
Reminder that GRRM is literally the father of Sam Hyde
>>86990027
My pussy gets flooded every time Qyburn shows up on screen.
>>86989463
because the starks bind the dead kings of winter and the last 300 years of liege lords in the crypts with magic spells and rituals for some odd reason. but the excuse given is to prevent the dead from returning. so not the dead in general but the selected rulers of winterfell.
as much as grrm tries to break fantasy tropes like those from lord of the rings he does still draw influences.
but yea I'm in the camp with those that thinks the horn of winter raises the kings of winter.
will also make sense of the words winter is coming in a sense.
they say the crypts came first and would make sense after the first war for the dawn that brandon put in certain assurences to fight against the dead. the wall, winterfell and what lies beneath.
though I don't thin they'll be raised for the war for the dawn but raised after it. an army made up only of stark kings marching south in vengeance.
winter is coming. the kings of winter are coming.
Jaime is Lord of Casterly Rock, why doesn't he just take his army (the Lannister army) with him to the north?
>>86990047
Finding a role where he plays the protagonist?
I'd very much like to see what thet would be like.
Lady Stoneheart = NK ?
>>86990074
Tarth isn't Brienne's last name iirc
Isn't it something-eyes
>>86990088
>Jaime is Lord of Casterly Rock
No he isn't.
>>86989116
>Wights bringing Jon Longclaw
retard confirmed. Old Mormont gave it to him
>>86989039
You don't get to steal memes
>>86990088
You Mean the plunderd castlery rock and the barbecued lannisters from high garden?
>>86990122
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Brienne_of_Tarth
LITTLEFINGER COMES OUT AS GAY TO DENY CHARGES AGAINST HIM BEING A PERVERT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91-7TWmO1e8
>>86990047
He will play Maekar in the Dunk and Egg series by HBO
>AND KINSHLAYING? I SHUPPOSH THAT ISH OF THE TABLE ASHH WELL???
>>86990130
He got it for killing the wights that were *South of the Wall*, numbnuts
burlington bar reaction when?
>>86990122
Brienne Thapphireth
>>86990124
Yes he is. Who else would it be?
>>86990151
We saw at the start of the episode that the Lannister army is still functioning to some degree. The men that died against the Dothraki were only a part of the army, the tail of the convoy.
>>86990191
>caring about reaction videos
KYS
>>86990130
Jesus dude
How many good men will it take to rescue Yara?
>>86990215
>Who else would it be?
Jaime was still in the Kingsguard when Tywin died. Cersei inherited it.
>>86990047
>implying a CIA agent's work ever ends
There's always a third world country like Westeros that is ripe for chaos.
>>86990245
Why didn't Littlefinger just teleport away from the throne room?
>>86989124
who dat?
>>86989519
lol
MAD QUEEN BITCH YOU CLAIM YOU MISS VISERION TTHAT YOU LOVE HIM BUT YOU WILL NOT MOURN HIM AND YOU REFUSE TO SAY HIS NAME. "My dragon" WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT. SAY HIS NAME SAY HIS FUCKING NAME HIS NAME IS VISERION SAY IT
Will we get Gendry/Arya fanservice lads?
>>86989359
It was worse than that senpai, he didn't even try to deny it. He basically just admitted to everything he was accused of, with no proof offered, for no reason. I just wish he'd at least try to lie. Have Arya call him out, you made the point of reminding the audience of the lying game being a part of her training.
Baelish was justed harder than any other character this season
>>86990240
Tommen discharged him from the Kingsguard, and Jaime isn't wearing Kingsguard attire, he's wearing the same armor Tywin wore while commanding the Lannisters.
Remind us who is /ourguy/ now
>>86989263
main characters can't die
new bread?
>>86990277
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, JON SNOW. NOT WHEN I SWITCH TO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>86989030
Why would he teach that to some fuckslaves he was going to give to Joffrey and Tommen
Why doesn't he wear the same red cape as other Lannister generals do? It looked great on Tywin, It'd look cool as fuck on Jaime too desu
>>86990310
Nah Bran was JUSTED the most.
>>86990311
Yeah. He's wearing Lannister armour, because he's commander of the Lannister forces. The fact that he's only ever referred to as Ser and not Lord should give an indication of his status.
>>86988963
Was getting caught part of his plan?
if Jaime does kill the night king
will it be kino?
>>86990333
Today I will remind them.
>>86989545
Top notch kek
Why Aegon? they merge Young Griff with Jon or what?
>>86990370
He does get called lord though.
>>86990385
I agree
>>86990333
Qyburn, NK, Jaime andAegonBrighflame
>>86990383
if he does it'll make up for everything
>>86989086
ICE FIRE DAAAAAABID
>>86989865
>>86989904
isn't that a DABID in the back tho? so it's after he's famous
>>86989843
i think more to hide the gold as it would stand out and people would know who he is
all this passage of time and Cersei still hasn't grown her hair back?
>>86990385
he looked so awkward bobbing up and down
>stole a brand new dragon and installed a some twin turbos
>tfw the V-Tec kicks in
Will Jon/Aegon ride Rhaegal?
>>86989277
This so bad it might actually be true.
>>86989034
Saw him a few months ago touring with Iron Maiden
>>86989155
this entire thread, no this entire board is reddit you dumb fuck
the only difference between actual reddit and posters of 4chan is that the posters on here have given up hope and embraced the "fuck normies" mentality
>>86989492
Ned didn't know. All he knew is that he met his dying sister in a tower where she told him that this was Rhaegar's trueborn son (he could have still forced her to marry him) and that Robert will kill him if found out.
Ned is just lucky that he didn't have white hair or he'd be fucked.
>>86988804
>Twin Swords of the Morning
I thought I was immune to bait, but fuck me I took that one anally.