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The one true hero edition
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GODS I STILL REMEMBER MY FIRST
SOME TARLY BOOOOAAARRRR AT THE BATTLE OF SUMMERWHOOOOOOOORE
MY WHOOOOOOORE TOOK AN ARROW
THIS DUMB HIGHBOOOOOAAAAARR LAD
THINKING HE COULD END THE REBELLION WITH A SINGLE SWING OF HIS WHOOOOOOOOOORE
I KNOCKED HIM DOWN WITH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER
PROB'LY SHATTERED EVERY WHOOOOOOORE HE HAD
me on the left :)
Too late faggot!!
>>86941643
EGG
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D A N Y
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N
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QUICK ONE. LUCKY FOR YOU. MINE WAS SOME BOAR CUB AT THE HUNT OF SUMMERHALL. MY HORSE TOOK AN ARROW SO I WAS ON FOOT, SLOGGING THROUGH THE MUD. HE CAME RUNNING AT ME, THE DUMB WILD-BORN LAD, THINKING HE COULD END THE CHASE WITH A SINGLE SWING OF HIS TUSK. I KNOCKED HIM DOWN WITH THE HAMMER. GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN. CAVED IN HIS BREAST. PROBABLY SHATTERED EVERY RIB HE HAD. STOOD OVER HIM, HAMMER IN THE AIR. RIGHT BEFORE I BROUGHT IT DOWN HE SQUEALED, "AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGRRRHHHHH"
leak?
SHAGGA LIKES AXES
I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.
Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.
Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.
in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him
IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN
and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!
the final scene of the series will be
>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"
BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. I AM ALSO AN EXPERT PREDICTOR IN MANY OTHER THINGS, WINNING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF $ BETTING ON POLITICAL OUTCOMES AND I HAVE AN IQ NORTH OF 160
>>86941643
>be Dany's prisoner for five minutes
>get burned alive by her dragon
>still had a better chance of getting into Dany's pants than Jorah
Give blowjob, receive blowjob, assfuck, assrape
Choose wisely
>>86941709
she really does look like the sort of lowkey psycho who microwaves her pets if she's in a foul mood
wine
>>86941762
BRROOOAAAARRRRPPP!!!!!
From the dusty mesa
DEITIES MY PHYSICAL POWER WAS LARGE IN THAT TIME PERIOD
>>86942006
YOU BOYS EVER MAKE THE 8?
The absolute state of joneryscucks.
>>86942054
Could it be any random girl, or did they have to be high born?
>>86942054
>tfw you will never make the 1
AHHH SAVE ME SHANSHA
>>86942017
emilia is a sweetheart. i don't know why are you getting that impression
>>86941643
I'm now looking forward to this show to see how bad it is, I have been doing this since season 5, it's just bad. I enjoyed 1-4 used to watch it with my mum till I moved out now we talk about it over the phone and she agrees it's fucking horrible.
That being said I can't wait for the season finale I really think it will be awful
this thread is empty of shitpost
my lord
>there are people in this general who genuinely like daenerys as a character
i seriously hope you guys don't actually do this, or you're being ironic
Perfect couples don't exist in real li-
Lads....PLEASE tell me those leaks aren't fucking for real
>Theon gets into a fight and is losing, but then the guy goes to kick him in the balls and it does nothing so Theon can knock him out
>RIP Littlefinger
If those are real I'm done with this piece of shit show.
Theon and Littlefinger are the two best characters on the show and they've been turned into minor character jokes
>>86941979
>underdeveloped cunt that showed up less than a season ago gets to win the finale
how disappointing
>>86942070
christ
its gonna be an awful scene and i doubt it will be arousing
dany hasn't had an arousing scene since season 1
>>86941979
Euron indeed will be the final boss, but Jon will defeat him.
Personally, I find it hilarious that everyone was shitting on Greyjoys the whole show and in the end they ere the real bad guys.
>>86942054
THOSE WERE THE DAYS EY SELMY
>>86942054
>anon's face in the back when having to sit through family gatherings asking him if he has a gf yet
>>86942117
This is the one who cucks.
>>86942117
IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS?
>>86942141
Littlefinger is real
Theon is not - the show already proved that lacking balls doesn't meant getting kicked there doesn't hurt
STINKING MEAT
AND HARRENHAL
all the thicc emeliaposting got me like
WE'RE GONNA KILL THE BIGGEST BOAR /GOT/ HAS EVER SEEN
>>86942121
My cousin named their child Khaleesi.
Normies make me sick.
I GUESS A FINGER UP THE BUM IS OFF THE TABLE ASWELL
NEED FINALE EPISODE NOW!
>80min episode
>30min King's Landing
>30min Winterfell
>15min BOATSEX
>4min Theon
>1min NK crossing the wall
>>86942241
Oh right, direwolves still exist in the show.
>>86941731
You were saying?
>>86942117
>>86942141
>Littlefinger
>anime
Why are littlefinger fans such autists?
>>86942271
>this thread is empty of shitpost
did you mean "zombie viserion breaking the wall"
So how butthurt will reddit be when the boatsex turns out to be nothing more than a few seconds of kissing and taking clothes off? Those shitters hyped this scene up for months.
>>86942129
not a real life couple.
this has been confirmed multiple times.
cease your autism.
>>86942271
>>15min BOATSEX
more like 15sec lmao
>>86941673
Bobbyposting is the same as redditposting, even if it's ironic.
>>86942121
I have to say her love for Jon makes her so much better..
>>86942292
More grace, your wine?
>>86942299
They already know, the leaks confirmed. It's only Jon's butt.
>>86942211
>>86942271
Could you perchance please put into words the inner logic behind your statement, I am genuinely interested in what it could denote
>>86942333
if you spray perfume on a turd, it's still a turd, anon
>>86942299
They'll probably go full homo and talk about Kit's butt or something.
Do you know why I've come to this stinking shitpile of a city?
MORE
O
R
E
WINE
I
N
E
>>86942299
they're still in denial, give them time
the sub will be a ghost town once the episode drops
>>86942377
You came for Bessie, didn't you?
>>86942377
to kill southern islanders?
ever made the 8 /got/ ?
She didn't fly so good.
>>86942292
They have taken you from the Imperial City's prison, first by carriage, and now by boat.
>>86942377
UUUU
>>86942377
it feels like it's christmas tonight
AND HOW LONG TILL THE BOAR SPREADS ITS LEGS
>>86942380
aaaagh...
GODS I WAS COLD
what are some fun activities that last approximately 6 hours and 41 minutes?
>>86942360
I thinks its the difference between completely unlikable and sort of bearable.
>>86942419
EVER MADE THE 9, RENLY?
>>86942468
That's really depressing for some reason.
>>86942468
Kek what the fuck is Beric doing?
I CAN'T STAND GAME OF THRONES ANYMORE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>86942439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti6r6UL5j20
>>86942483
Learning how to tie a proper noose.
>>86942468
>The flaming sword in the back
kek
>>86942271
Probably gonna be the most underwhelming finale in the history of the show.
>>86942507
Casting a spell
Hello /got/, the newest episode premiered yet?
Anyway, what's the deal with "breaking the wheel"? Because I hope it ain't some bullcrap about how Dany will ruing everything and make people live happily ever after (especially the Dotriaki, or whatever they're called, they're going to be planting crops from now on?).
But I digress, the real question is, with this season ending and the next one having even smaller number of eps, are DABID shtis just dropping the ball (or jumping shark or whatever) with the show? I mean, they can't wrap everything up now, can they? So my bet would be they forgetting every single one plot except the "white walkers" BS and will be ending GoT with a "our heroes defeated the unspeakable evil and lived happily until the end of times" shite without explaining anything else.
What say you?
Cheers.
>>86942241
you share the same blood
you are morally obliged to kill your cousin and his/her partner, kidnap their child and raise it as your own
as one of us
>>86942507
Beric is on Kenobi iv episode level
>>86942468
How do they make the sword flame IRL? Is it useful?
>>86942511
was oberyn actually a baneposter?
>>86942516
>being so retarded that tying a noose takes more than 6 hours
>>86942271
>15min BOATSEX
its going to be so hot
>>86942544
>pour gasoline on the sword
>fire it up
>???
>profit
>>86942544
>Is it useful?
What do you think?
>>86942552
Yeah, that's why he's dead, just like the meme
>>86942507
>>86942531
The episodes in S8 will probably be very long.
anyone got the pic of the season 7 spoilers list?
>>86942507
Earning a pay check
>>86942586
those guys in green always crack me up
>>86942579
In a fight or something I mean.
>>86942571
How does it keep burning?
>>86942610
MEN SO GREEN THEY FART GRASS
>>86942531
The Wheel refers to the ancient prophesy of old valaria, which was doomed due to one of their wheels becoming blocked and unable to churn water into the smelters that cooled the blacksmith's forges for creating the valarian steel swords.
Of course you show fags don't know this.
>>86942271
>>15min BOATSEX
literally 30 seconds where we will see a glimpse of kit's buttocks
freefolk will be so triggered, i cannot wait
>>86942531
They're gonna make Dany and Jon solve every unfinished plotline and problem besides the whole white walkers in about 2 episodes, mark my words.
>>86942631
That guy in the back got some bootleg Rey Mysterio mask
>>86942145
>The absolute state of shartmerican Show sub humans
Kys
>>86942566
wtf. Is this the first leaked pic of Ep 7. Yes, i also see the shoop.
>>86942636
Friendly reminder that we're never EVER gonna learn what caused the Doom of Valyria.
>>86942687
some autist unironically thinks this is attractive
>>86942586
>>86942615
The heat ruins the metal.
>>86942241
Why are Americans so incredible mentally challenged?
How fucking brainwashed and dumb can someone be?
>>86941979
I just want all asshole characters to die.
Hot Pie will fight Night King and show why he has his fingers in all the pies.
>>86941979
I hope they show a Kraken to counter the dragons.
>>86942687
shopped.
>>86942703
It's shopped you dumb fuck
>>86942154
The Greyjoys have always been the bad guys, they're just too weak. Nigger tier raiding and stealing and backstabbing, Greyjoys are scum
>>86942697
>city full of Targshits
Take a guess.
>Ironbank bows to Bobby
>In contact with NK
>Possesses warg-like abilities
>Controls westeros with an iron but fair fist
>Owns boars & whores globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities beyond the wall (Bobbygrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of wildfire research facilities on Earth
>First designer whores will in all likelihood be boar babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such levels have only existed deep in Asshai & Oldtown
>Ancient cave carvings tell of the one who will descend upon westeros and will bring an era of whores and unprecedented boars
>They own breastplate R&D labs around the world
>You likely have wine inside you right now
>Bobby is in regular communication with the targaryan whore and lancel, forwarding the word of God to the seven.
>learned fluent high valyrian in under a week
>7 kingdoms entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Casterlyrock, only boars
>Bobby is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the age of heros to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet.
>>86942716
Just imagine. He worked all his life. And this is the result
>>86942740
I know you fucking mong, hence my post
>>86942748
Yeah but it's more than just some dragonfag sperging out. It still has magic radiation around and shit.
You have 10 seconds to explain this image
>>86925175
THE BOARRRRRRRRRRR IS PREGNANT
>>86942688
>wtf. Is this the first leaked pic of Ep 7. Yes, i also see the shoop.
nope. it's all shoop, dany as well as jorah. just the dany and jon part of the picture was really well done. some other anon did a quick jorah add.
>>86942241
remember when someone named their kid Dovahkin after Sykrim was released?
>>86942748
They were on a separate Island showfag.
>>86942742
Balon's dad actually attempted to reform the Ironborn. He had them start farming and tried to make them stop their niggardly ways. You can see how that turned out.
>>86942754
He's probably just some green runt just out of film school.
>>86942789
RECKLESS
>>86942789
>LOL I'M SUCH A SLUT XDXDXD
>>86942636
So, actually breaking the wheel isn't so good (as it would lead to a continent-spanning cataclysm)?
>>86942603
75 minutes instead of 50?
>>86942649
Hopefully in a kewl montage with some sweet music added.
Why are redditors still trying to force Bobby B?
>all those 0 reply bobbyposts
Humiliating
Remember TWOW is never EVER going to come out, the show end will be canon
Who HboGo here? Will I be able to stream it live at 6 or wait to watch until it ends at 7??
Heh, nothing personnel kid...
Will there be a red wedding-tier turnabout at the counsil?
>>86942817
>Probably
Nigga you blind? He's very clearly green
Sanshas pussy belongs to ____
>>86942841
>75 minutes instead of 50?
Most likely. Possibly even 80-90 minutes.
>>86942688
>the shoop
IT"S JORAH
>>86942864
>Make a pittance on your shitty books
>Becomes wildly successful on HBO
>Rich as fuck now
>slack or don't finish up your series due to being busy with high class prostitutes
Can't say I blame the guy.
>>86942881
That was the joke you dumb cunt
>>86942890
Jon
>>86942890
the North
>>86942890
Arya. Sansa and Arya will be the lesbian empresses of the North
>>86942890
Gendry
>>86942890
>>86942891
>Possibly even 80-90 minutes
Oh fuck off. I don't have this much time for that stupid shit.Or should I say "enough time"? Ah well.
>>86942890
Bring me one of those chickens
>>86942902
also writing on something when everyone already knows the end is not very motivating I shapposhe.
>>86942961
Fewer.
>>86942507
not much because if he swings like normal the sword will go out . Its really (the sword)on fire and he had to go at like 1/4 speed or else it would extinguish.
>>86942890
Robin
>>86942890
CIA
>>86942890
Ghost
>>86942890
No one. She'll die of old age with no kids of her own
>>86942927
>arya going to town on sansa with a strapon
>>86942890
the knight king
>>86942890
Podrick
>>86942890
Tyrion is her lawful husband in the eyes of men and the gods.
>>86941979
This would be extremely based
>>86943008
He had six fucking years since the show started.
Stop making excuses for the lazy fat hack.
>>86943005
Are you going to die over some chickens?
>>86943040
WHAT DO YOU MEAN AN EMPTY POST
>>86943119
Somebody post the "you had one job" vertical
Lads, who is it that's going to end CIA's miserable life?
>>86942890
>based bobby posting
lol hi fellow redditors
>>86942923
>>86942924
>>86942927
>>86942931
>>86942974
>>86943025
>>86943027
>>86943031
>>86943041
>>86943058
>>86943066
*blocks your paths*
>>86943159
me on the right
gods we had good threads then
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BRONN HELP
I'm the new three eye raven Sansa the old one was murdered. Oh okay that makes sense brother.
>>86943152
Best use of this gif I've seen
EVER MADE THE BOAR, RENLY?
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
>>86943230
The rape, Sansa...
>>86943151
Quasimodo.
>>86943230
>jamie dies
>Asha dies
>Jon dies
>Sansa barren
>Martell gone
>Tyrells gone
>Theon gets Iron islands
>Tyrion gets a winyard
>Vale is basically gone already
>Dany gets the throne
>all major houses either dead,can't have heirs or quit
>????
>Wheel broken
calling it now lads
>>86943159
Me on the left
>>86942241
The worst part is that when asked to explain what "Khaleesi" means, they'll reply "Oh it's the name of our favourite character in this show called Game of Thrones"
They don't even know it's a title.
Normies thinks it's her name or something.
>>86943230
you're not a raven, you're a cripple
>all men must die
>night king goes full jihad
>everyone dies
>show ends
>>86943289
some normies do. there are plenty of normies that aren't completely brain-dead idiots and know that her name is Daenerys
>>86943289
imagine growing up with the name Khaleesinow imagine that you're name is Khaleesi and you're a boy
>>86943230
GODS SHE WAS PRETTY IN THAT WHITE DRESS
>>86942890
Donnal Noye
>>86943289
Yeah well they named their first male boy after a DBZ character so by their third child I already ran out of fucks to give.
>>86943159
the only guy that knows what her snatch smells like
>>86943321
But we are not men LOL
>>86943374
We are but men
ROCK
>>86943374
not gonna lie
the line made me like dany for a second
then i hated her again
>>86943289
wow you are so smart anon
>>86943197
THE BOAR IS PREGNANT
>>86942241
what's bad about that? khaleesi is really nice name imo.
>inb4 IT'S NOT A NAME!!1
all names were made up at some point, retards
>>86943454
>Not naming your child after some lineage in your family or a mix of such
>Not naming your child after a historical figure
You're not wrong though. Dipshits have been naming their kids after movies for along time. I named my dog after a movie character but not my kids for fucksakes.
>>86943374
>>86943454
T. Anons cousin
>>86942890
Icedragon
>>86943454
The child have to live with that name forever, giving them a name based on a fad is retarded and borderline abuse
20 years from now they'll be telling people "my dad named me after a character in some shitty tv show
It's like people now who are called Niles or Jean Luc
>>86943454
You would think that but after you get bored of GoT your kid stays with a shitty meme name for the rest of his/her life
It's more painful for the child than you can imagine
Anyone have that episode leak descriptions. I read something about the hound fighting the mountain tonight but I don't remember reading that in the leaks. I want to double check.
cast them
GODS WHAT A STUPID THREAD
>>86943447
I WILL HAVE HER HEAD ON A SPIKE
bobbyposting officially reddit now
find a new meme faggots
>The true enemy doesnt wait out the storm, he brings it
>I am the storm brother, the first and the last
wow. Euron confirmed last boss
>>86943588
Rhaegar & Viserys
>>86943604
WE created the meme until butthurt TARGSHITS stole it and brought it to reddit
fuck off back there while you're at it
You know what's the best about this scene? It will probably take place in great hall of Winterfell where all the Lords of the North and the Vale knights are gathered since ep10 of last season. Royce will be there, Glover and Bearloli will be there. And they will all be sitting at the same places they've been sitting at every time they shot those scenes on that set.
>>86943588
No Season 7 finale yet
>>86943149
I seriously hope you appreciate the effort it took me to find this.
>>86943604
>That timer
6 MORE HOURS FOR THE EPISODE? I CAME HERE FOR IT!!
Undisputed /ourguy/
>>86943604
fuck off targfuck
>>86943588
The farmer's boys
>>86941979
>Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith...even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair.
Euron is the end-game
I'LL KILL EVERY TARGARYEN I GET MY HANDS ON
>>86943588
Writers of the Witcher's show
>>86942800
yeah I remember, didn't Bethesda give the kid a gift? Clown world.
>>86943597
YOUR MOTHERRRR WAS A STUPID BOOOAAARRRRRRRRRRRR WITH A FATASSSSS DID YOU KNOW THAT
>>86943604
>he allows custom themes on reddit
are you fucking masochist or something? disable them for fucks sake.
>>86943159
>>86943664
It's even more funny once you remember that Sam is George's self-insert.
>>86942697
Faceless Men caused the doom of Valyria along with slaves revolts.
>>86943664
Oh, I do <3
>>86943604
YOU DON'T THINK THE CHAN'S JOKE IS FUNNY? LAUGH AT THE CHAN'S JOKE
azor beric
>>86942507
The sword itself is heavier than a normal sword, and is much heavier than a Hollywood sword.
Also he can't actually swing it at normal speed, because the fire will go out.
What don't you understand shansa?
>Target leaked that Bethesda is making a GoT game
I know this isn't /v/ but FUCK Bethesda and their shitty fucking engines. Also the idea of a GoT video game is retarded as fuck to begin with.
>>86943734
#Notmyberic
>Euron refers to himself as the Storm
>The Drowned God's mortal enemy is the Storm God
Pottery
>>86943763
>Also the idea of a GoT video game is retarded as fuck to begin with.
Why?
>>86943763
Why? it's pretty much Skyrim
>>86943763
>yass queen simulator complete with reddit Tyrion dialogue
I'll pass.
>>86943604
>mfw plebbistors are too dumb to understand aaagh posting
>>86943691
You can't get your hands on this one
>>86943604
SURROUNDED BY REDDITERS
>>86943788
The Telltale games are fine. But an action RPG of Game of Thrones? Lolno. Who the fuck would you even play as.
>>86943763
>GoT game on Gamebryo
Gods what a stupid idea
How did NK know Dany wants to molest her Nephew and would risk everything to save him for later molestation?
>>86943763
>he isn't gonna play the fuck outof the bannerlord got mod
>>86943282
Minor houses will just be gain power that is all there are so many.
>>86943763
Probably not real, but exploring the weird locations of Essos, especially with mods equivalent to 'unique landscapes compilation' sounds like fun to me.
>>86943604
this is why agghhposting is the purest meme
its format is bad for reddit and will thus remain uncorrupted
>>86943833
>telltale games are fine
Are they even doing season 2 for that? Also it was crap choices-wise, just like any other telltale game after TWD s1.
>Who the fuck would you even play as.
Created character I guess?
>>86943604
not gonna lie, that's a good comment
>>86943860
Minor houses don't exist in got anymore
>>86943833
That actually exists. You play as some nobody red priest and some nobody Nights watch
>>86943788
>>86943813
>>86943866
>>86943847
it is fucking retarded, GoT has barely any fucking magic, or monsters to fight with. The game would be literally fighting some literal whoos. GoT wouldn't work at all as a video game (and they already tried that, like fucking three times already)
>>86943833
Stannis.
Guys my usual place for watching got is gone! Wat do? I want to watch it tonight!
>>86943914
That game had such a shitty engine. Combat was ass. Even walking around the map was fucking tedious and the animations weren't any better. Couldn't even finish it because of that.
>>86943604
Why do they have to be so cancerous?
At least Coddposting will always be pure.
>>86943604
>The get the ass stretcher now!
Literally a better Bobby post than anything in /got/
>>86943941
just pretend you're watching it
>>86941950
yes please
>>86943922
Why does it need monsters? Many memorable quests in Oblivion didn't involve supernatural elements.
Besides, if it's set in Essos, there will be plenty of magic too.
>>86943922
Knowing Beth they'd probably make the MC Azor Ahai and then rape the lore into oblivion
>>86943833
Fully you'd play as a bannerman for whatever side you chose like in Skyrim
You could also pull a Roose Bolton and switch sides
>>86943763
Be sure to pre-order.
>>86943763
>Game Of Thrones - Game Of The Year Edition
>GOTGOTYE
>>86943730
REMEMBER THE WHORE
i'm starting to like r/freefolk 2bh
they are better than the rest of the reddit at least
>>86943933
>brood in your castle day and night
>be an unrepentant dickhead to everyone, including your 9 year old daughter
>die ungloriously
Yeah sounds about as fun as a Bethesda game can get
NEW THREAD:
>>86944000
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>>86943833
Telltale GoT wasn't good.
It was ok in some rare moments, but most of it was written REALLY bad.
D&D wish they could write so bad.
>>86943922
>Implying I wouldn't spend hundreds of hours reaving as an Ironborn
Monsters and magic are best in small doses
>>86943763
ACoK mod for mount & blade warband proves you can make a solid open world rpg in asoiaf universe
but bethesda should fuck off and leave it to someone else
>>86942241
i liked huskies before got so BTFO stupid midget
>>86943990
and? the point is elder scrolls have multiple races, tons of magic, monsters and all the shit asoiaf has absolutely nothing. It's just a medieval gurm wet dream, you don't think there's no reason why GoT got adapted? It's because you don't have to bother with anything, the only cgi is for white walkers and dragons, and those appear rarely in the show.
>>86944101
hahah no.
>>86943763
meh it'll be showfag crap like the telltale game
I was trying to figure out why these threads are just memes now but I think it's because the spoilers took away all the discussion points.
can we pause with the memes and discuss predictions for next season?
>>86944093
wtf man
>>86944164
Basically everyone dies except Tyrion, if the S8 leaks are true.
>>86943941
THE ACESTREAMS NED. REMEMBER THE ACESTREAMS I USED TO WATCH NEDDD
>>86941643
Season 8 predictions:
Jaime kills Cersei
Jaime kills Euron
Sandor kills Gregor
Sam/Bran kills Qyburn
Jon kills Night King (Bran)
Jorah/Jon kills Dany
Varys kills Melisandre
Jon is Azor Ahai and kills the Night King. Show ends with his kid being made king of the Crownlands and the North. Arya disappears, Tyrion and Bronn retire together, Sam is made a maester or some shit, Jaime becomes Lord of Casterly Rock, and Jorah becomes the 1000th Lord Commander in honor of his dad.
>>86944280
Even a million Dothraki aren't a threat to the realm.
>>86944380
EVEN A MILLION DOTHRAKI ARE NO THREAT TO THE REALM!
>>86944164
You ever played a Final Fantasy game?
The last season is basically the end of that - the big boss is revealed, early-game enemies become reluctant allies and the fate of the world is on the shoulders of your handful of protagonists.
A half dozen epic battles, many b-characters will die and after a spectacular fight that leads to the death of the ice dragon there'll be a climactic final duel between the night king and someone (I predict jaime as the "kingslayer", but it might be Jon).
Then the final episode is the overly-long ending cinematic where the enemies are all beaten and they wrap up all the remaining plot points neatly, ending with Jon being coronated by Maester Samwell.
>>86942586
Isn't drawing the bow and letting the string go with no arrow a bad thing? I was always told that it stresses the string.
>>86944060
No compromise; they're all trash, we're trash, this world is trash.
Something something you have to go back
>>86941979
No digits, not true
>>86944546
if there was no stress in the string then how does a bow work?
>>86943914
Woah it's almost like playing as a main character would be weird and wouldn't be very fun in any way woah omg wowie woah wow
>>86944700
I was told that it over stresses it or something, some old graybeard told me that when me and a friend had a play lotr battle at archery club.
>>86944421
>later a horde tenth that size literally becomes a threat to the realm
ned really was a dummy huh
>>86942468
not even beric gives a fuck anymore
>>86944421
It tilted me to no end that the Lannister men had a shield wall barely two men in depth, and that the almost PURELY light cavalry of the Dothraki somehow had dudes who were ten times as accurate going from guy to guy just slicing their throats.
They went to an effort of having Jorah have a fancy duel with a Dothraki a few seasons back, with campfire discussions about how the plate Westerosi men wear is largely a direct counter-strategy to the light, dexterous combat of the Dothraki. I can accept the difference between mounted guys and unmounted, I can accept the Dragons as medieval WMDs, but the Lannister men getting shat on THAT hard? These were the footmen of one of the most battle hardened houses; the veterans from the War of the Five Kings and they get steamrolled.
It was beautiful sansa....
>>86944779
pretty sure he said that on the premise they would never get past the sea
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE, TYRION OF CLAN LANNISTER?
>>86942085
SHAVE ME CHAOSH
>>86945200
With a cock in my mouth and a belly full of cum.
>>86945000
They gave them toothpicks to fight with.
>>86945331
dang, the lannisters really got the short end of the stick
>>86945000
The Dothraki were getting massacred at first and even for a while after the WMD showed up.
there is no safety you dumb bitch
>>86945237
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>86945200
WITH A BELLY FULL OF WINE AND A GIRL'S MOUTH AROUND MY COCK
>>86943941
HBO you fucking shit head
>>86945734
sign up for the free month of hbo now you nerd
>>86946175
meant for the guy you're replying to
Gods, I was a boar then.