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OFFICIAL /trek/ meme rankings

1.) Barclay posting
2.) Dukat did nothing wrong
3.) Janeway is a murderer who killed Neelix
4.) IRA O'Brien
5.) Keiko's weird plant thing

9000.) O'Brien and Bashir singing
9001.) Fat Riker

POWER GAP

100000.) Commander, tell me about your sexual organs

>>86877709
>bulking

Yeah, well, if you watched Nemisis you know.. it worked.

>>86878012
Insubordinate bitch

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>I'm walking backwards for Christmas, across the Irish Sea, I'm walking backwards for Christmas, it's the only thing for meeeeee!

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502091792108.webm

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*blocks your path*

eh eh, time to repost the same tired memes because that's funny eh eh

what was program nine

>>86878713
Hehe.

>>86877709

So I watched TNG, DS9 and Voyager as a kid, but didn't really remember much of anything, and recently started DS9 over again, and am currently on season 4. When I've finished, what should I watch next?

>>86878809
Watch TNG again

>>86878809
Watch DS9 again, all the other Trek is garbage for leftists cucks

>>86878874

Hmm. I think I will. I don't even really count it since I was like 4 when it ended.

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1. Deep Space 9
2. Enterprise
3. Voyager
4. TNG
5. TOS
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9001. Reboot Movies

I just watched The Motion Picture and liked it.

>>86879084
That's because it's a great movie, it's my second favourite after The Undiscovered Country

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>>86877825
Nice filename. Barclay posting is low tier normy shit. How many fucking times am I going to have to remind you that you need two senior officers to remove the safety protocols?

>>86879084
>>86879142
You're both wrong, the best one was The Voyage Home.

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Official /tv/ approved Trek ranking
>TOS Films (except TMP)
>TNG
>TOS (pic related is best episode)
>DS9
>VOY
>TNG films
>ENT
>JJ Reboots
>TAS
>TMP
No episode guide, trekkies watch it all

>>86877825
Fat Riker is pretty funny desu

>>86879324
Dumb trollposter.

Who keeps urinating and masturbating in the jefferies tubes?

>>86879200
Torres does it alone in Voyager. I think it's implied people assigned to work on the holodeck can just do whatever. Or Voyager was so fucking small they didn't have the requirement like with self destruct.
implying voyager is canon

>>86879365
Ezri

>>86878652

Is there a link to this scene anywhere online?

>>86879410
Found this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJGOSB9NkTY

>>86877825
>2.) Dukat did nothing wrong
This is actually garbage.

Any "meme" which is simply an unchanging repost without any creativity is garbage.

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>Jim, did you take your daily dose of vodka martinis like I told you?

>>86879200
Barclayposting, Darmokposting and Transporterposting are the quintessential trinity of casual memes for tourists who want to post in our threads but only watched TNG in their childhood and never bothered with anything else.

Can we ban TNG from discussion in /trek/? It really is casual tier

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Attention Bajoran Workers. It has come to my attention that Glinn Damar has soiled his honor, and my private lavatory. As punishment I have had Quark put a powerful laxative in his Kanar. I have also sealed off access to all lavatories on Terok-Nor for the next four hours. I do apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

>>86877825
Missing ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS and assurance of fertility

>>86879200
>>86879744
>dubs are Section 31
>trips are ENT fags

>>86878012
HER NIPPLES MUST BE SO HARD

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>>86879792
Post non-casual TNG memes. I'll start.

*beats you at chess*

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>>86879792
>Most quality episodes of any Trek series
>causal
Do you have separate Ziyal folders, or do you just put them in the same one?

>>86879846
those are darts sewn into her uniform.

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>>86879822

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>>86879874
RIKER: You were right. Somebody blew the hatch. They were all fucked and sucked out into space.
DATA: Correction, sir, that is flown and blown out.

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>>86879804

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>>86880010
TNG skimped out on the sets in later seasons.

This is the USS Pegasus and it was supposedly open to the vacuum of space for over a decade.

>>86880020

QUaRrKKk!!!!

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>>86879701
>Jim, we have to get drunk! It's the only way!

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>It's a "Sisko avenges his dead wife" episode

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>>86880091
>what's this from

>>86880134
F U C K A B L E
U
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>>86880010
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I CAN'T STAND IT, I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT, BUT I'M GONNA SET IT STRAIGHT, THIS WATERGATE, something something something something something, LISTEN ALL OF Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAGE, LISTEN ALL OF Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAAAAAAAGE!

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Say something nice about Neelix

Not afraid to go balls deep with a Klingon

>>86879874
*does nothing for the entire series*

>>86880076
>This is the USS Pegasus and it was supposedly open to the vacuum of space for over a decade.
The interstellar medium has like one hydrogen atom every cubic meter, this is what basically what it would look like.

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>>86880182
>more fuckable

>>86880213
Funny
Could cook
One of the best character ark in all Trek
Had great episodes
Didn't conform to retarded social standards

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1. Black Meat In Your Wormhole
2. Commander (Of Believers)
3. Change Bling ft. Odd Hoe
4. Behind Bars (Of Gold Pressed Latinum)
5. Trill Ass Nigga
6. BJore
7. Run (About)
8. Profession Prophet
9. E-N-H-A-N-C-E-D ft Dr.B
10. Accessory To Murder
Bonus Tracks
11. Authorities Defiant
12. Crack Spoonhead (Cardassian Diss)

>>86880213
The episodes where they explore his past are better than the ones which explore everyone else's past but Tuvok and MAYBE 7. Especially the space Oppenheimer ep, first good ep in the series.

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>>86880234
>somehow did even less

>>86879084
That's good, I'm a bit jelly I wish I could go back and rewatch a bunch of it for the first time. Have you seen any of the other films?

>>86880076
>>86880245
Also it was inside an asteroid so it would have got even less exposure than if it was in open space.

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>>86880245
everything should be covered in frost. the crew should looked like they were being sucked out of the ship, and frozen/bloated/bursting.

>>86880333
I agree from a cinematic standpoint, but from a realistic stance Pegasus was more accurate.

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Came home tonight.
Kissed my wife.
Pet my dog.
Slipped on my slippers.
Then I hopped on /trek/.

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>>86880091
>>86880134

Niggers never saw Safe House

>>86880323
meme, she did more than Sulu and Uhura put together

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>>86880264
>Could cook
In the sense that he could heat things up. Not in the sense that you'd want him to cook for you if you could possibly avoid it.

>>86880307
>space Oppenheimer
Dr. Mora was a great actor

>>86880399
everyone seemed to like what he was preparing

>>86880399
Oh, look, it's K'mtar.

>it's a TNG S7 episode
>it's a Data's evil brother episode
>it's a Geordi's dead mother episode
>it's a Troi's dead sister episode
>it's a Data's robot mother episode
>it's a Worf's human brother episode
>it's a Crusher's horny grandmother episode
>it's a Picard's fake son episode
>it's a Worf's time-traveling son episode
Thank you Brannon "The theme for this season is Family" Braga.

>>86880467
What show are you watching? Does "Leola root" ring a bell?

>>86880471
>>it's a Data's evil brother episode
>>it's a Data's robot mother episode
>>it's a Worf's human brother episode
>>it's a Crusher's horny grandmother episode
>>it's a Worf's time-traveling son episode
great episodes

>>86880512
>some minor complain in one episode
>people still kept going back there
>the place was always packed

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>>86880467
>everyone

>>86880532
Armond White, please.

>>86880577
They're saving their replicator rations.
>>86880586
Mirror universe episode doesn't count.

>>86880577
They were dieing from hunger after loosing all their rations betting them with Paris.

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>at war with Changlings that can fool even tricorders
>have lots of telepaths in your nation.
>no psi corps

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>>86880376
>doesn't understand greentext
This is what we mean when we say a post is 'Reddit."

>>86880577
>Replicator usage is rationed
>People chose to eat horrible food rather than starve

And memory alpha names 4 episodes where it was complained about

>Though it had an unpleasant taste and was covered in mildew, leola root was one of the best sources of vitamins and minerals in the quadrant, according to Neelix. He introduced the plant to the USS Voyager crew in 2371. (VOY: "State of Flux")

>Neelix grew it in the hydroponics bay, and cooked with it throughout the seven-year voyage. Most of the crew continued to complain about the taste, but Neelix kept using it in his many dishes. (VOY: "Phage", "Parturition", "Thirty Days")

>>86878504
Episode please.

>>86880636

>Wasting my time greentexting for your satisfaction

Kill yourself.

>>86880643
>good healthy food is bad because it doesn't taste good!
>this means he can't cook!

>>86880631
They probably do have some pet psychics in Section 31 and Starfleet Intelligence, but you can detect psychic fields with computers in Star Trek so they'd struggle to deploy them on Starships or Starbases without drawing attention to themselves unless the CO was in on it.

>>86880665
The image is from Civil Defense and the webm is from Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night

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<tfw you start a "is Neelix a good cook?" debate

>>86880701
It does. Go open a restaurant that serves healthy but disgusting food and see whether people say you can cook or not.

>>86880701
A good cook can turn anything edible into anything which tastes good.

>>86877825
they should have deferred to o'brien more for cardie killing, kira was a softie

>>86879324

This is unironically my power ranking. (Except I liked TMP)

>>86879937
I only keep pictures of the one that was also an Orion slave girl

Was Quark the Del Boy of DS9?

>>86880789
O'Brien could have freed Bajor by himself during the occupation

>>86880323
>Captain, you have a dildo in your ass. Was your last visit to Fag Lord V successful?

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>>86880724
thanks my guy.

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>>86879625
But it's true.

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>>86880323
She gave me a huge boner, and continues to.

https://youtu.be/6d4tiSwoIHY?t=1m54s

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>>86880939
>freed

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Just move the fucking Indians captain.

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>>86881106
I think not.

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>>86881088
>fucking spoon nigger dare kiss me

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>>86881160
Someone get this hothead out of here.

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>>86881204

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Blocks your path.

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>>86881106
Just exclude the fucking Romulans captain.

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>>86881264
*blocks YOUR path*

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>>86878012
I always thought that bitch was this bitch

I guess all blonde women in Trek are cunts

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>IT'S NOT A PERSON, DAMMIT, IT'S A NIGGER!
Whoa, I can see why they never asked Raimi to come back to write for TNG.

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>>86881106
>>86881285
Just fucking genocide the Borg already, Captain Dipshit.

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>>86881429
Just fucking go on the commando raid Captain.

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>>86881385
>all blonde women are cunts

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>>86879324
absolute heresy. I use TMP as a litmus test to see who's really a fan

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Quit trying to take down Section 31, Doctor Retardo.

>>86881477
>>86881429
>>86881385
>>86881106

How did this bitch have a job when she always recommended the stupidest shit and made things worse. God damn she makes Janeway look like a good admiral

>>86881490
>all blonde women in trek are cunts
He's not wrong desu.

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Riker, just keep your fucking mouth shut.

>>86881543
One of those isn't real and the other three are fine. Pay attention.

>>86881543
She isn't a bad admiral, go watch the episodes again. The worst thing she did was have an unflattering depiction in a shapeshifter simulation.

>>86881534
Sloan and Garak won the war against the Dominion.

treacherous bastards > moral fags

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>Allegedly the character of Data (Brent Spiner) was inspired by many sources. Roddenberry is said to have felt that Spiner's initial portrayal of the character was too human-like, leaving many viewers confused as to Data's exact nature. One of the suggestions put forward by the writing staff would be for Data to make a short "bleep bloop" noise whenever he confirmed an action or produced a computation. Spiner, however, tended to notably vocalize the sound effect much to the annoyance of other cast members. In addition he would make whirring sound effects when moving or just before responding to a question. Eventually it was decided that limiting Data's vocabulary by avoiding the use of contractions was the best way forward. Spiner's original interpretation of the character would become the basis of his performance as the character Lore.

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Quit trying to go to Genesis, Kirk. You don't know yet that Genesis brings dead bodies back to life and you don't know yet that Klingons are there, so you have no reason to be in such a rush. This is a major plot hole in our movie, so just stay the fuck away.

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Who was in the wrong here?

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>>86881561
Kes wasn't a cunt though, even if she did have a tight little cunny.

>>86881658
>we will never see Star Trek how it was meant to be

>>86881670
Kirk was in a rush because McCoy had Spock's essence in his body and he wanted to get that shit sorted out.

>>86881747
How would getting a dead body sort that out? You can't do anything with a dead body.

>>86881670
i wish they would do a tv show set between the TOS movies and TNG.

I miss those velvet maroon uniforms.

>>86881679
didn't Seven offer to get naked or have sex with Kim or something? sounds like she's in the wrong when she thought it was no big deal

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>>86881510
Yeah, a fan of kiddy diddlers
>Hur dur, durr ur sur, hurr shmurr?

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>>86881763
Vulcans seem to have a bunch of weird traditions and they had to do something with Spock's corpse. Sarek seemed really pissed that they left his body out there.

>>86881670
he just wanted to get people killed in his need of being out there in space as usual

>>86881510
were you raised on mountain dew? get some taste

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>>86879324
>ds9 not rank one

kys and this shitlist faggot

>>86881826
Sarek said that Spock's essence needed to be returned to Vulcan, not his body.

So the fact that they set a course for Genesis instead of Vulcan is a plot hole, since they had no reason to go to Genesis, since Sarek only wanted Spock's essence, not Spock's body.

>>86881658
>>86881732
Here you go senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltORkYAdVk

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what's your guises favorite vape flavor?

>>86881877
The good episodes of TNG and TOS were better.

>>86881877
What's your favorite (ugh) Mirror Universe episode?

>watching pilot for ent
>flashbacks to archer as a boy in 2000 except I guess it's circa 2100
>awkwardly inserted scene where nipple vulcan and [some guy] start oiling each other up
>time travel plot out the door
this show's a bit odd innit

>>86881976
>arguing with DS9 autists
they will just start calling you names and tell you to "kys"

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>>86881976

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>>86881984

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>>86882030
Anon, a dick in his mouth.

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>>86881967
nice gif

>>86881984
>>86881967
also, yes.

>>86881908
Huh, I guess it is. I don't really care though.

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>>86882071
GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG!

>>86882086
That's fine, just don't attempt to contradict me again when I repost my "epic Admiral Harry Morrow meme" in the next 47 threads.

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>>86882015
kys dicks for brains

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>>86881967
>i bet they look like shit today but still.gif
Heresy. Nana a gilf. GILF.

Did TNG ruin the Klingons?

>>86882131
She looks good for a tranny

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>>86882117
I'll do as I please. Right now I'm Crusherposting.

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>>86882126

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>>86882164
She had Siddig's baby. You show her some goddamn respect.

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>>86882015
Fact is, TNG normies, DS9 continuity autists and yes, those poor deluded souls that really like Voyager need to stop bickering and band together, keeping the desire and dream of a 24th century series set after Voyager, taking advantage of all the walking corpses signing autographs that would cameo for scale.

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>>86882039
Talk about your pleb filters.

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>>86882202
>poor deluded souls that really like Voyager

>>86882201
'no'

>>86881490
could you not

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>>86882241
I like Voyager ironically. Does that count?

>>86880399
Let's get a list of good Voyager episodes going. Everyone talks about how shit it is, but there are at least a few episodes in there worth watching. One of my favorites was "The Thaw" in season 2.

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>>86882184

What's the explanation for everybody on Star Trek being brainchads?

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>>86882232
LOL...is this from ENT for real?...I havent made it that far if it is?

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>>86882184
Stop having sex with a fucking ghost, Doctor. That ghost penis inside you is the same ghost penis that was inside your grandmother.

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>>86882287
...sure.

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was it suicide?

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>>86882071
>Stewart, at his own insistence, performed the beginning torture scene naked on a closed set.
David Warner saw Patrick Stewart's dick

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>>86882202
Gates McFadden is not a walking corpse. She's a mega GILF.

delet

>>86881543
She can probably suck a mean dick.

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>>86882264
Of course!

>>86882241
so is there a reason they just don't have ships manned entirely by holograms and androids?

>>86882308
How many characters killed an alternate version of themselves in Star Trek?

>>86881877
Sisko always had this intensity about him like he was trying stop himself from slapping everyone else on the set.

>>86882385
Hella unstable bro.

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>>86881670
Stop growing your boobs, Kirstie Alley, or we'll recast you with Robin Curtis.

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>>86881976
>grandstanding and spouting one sided ideological bullshit is better than ds9
The characters in TNG barely acted like real people.
>tos
Too campy and shallow.

>>86881984
Not sure really, everyone is sexier in the mirror universe which warps my judgement.
I do like the ENT mirror universe opening though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbsZRbwbJ4

Makes me wish for a scifi series where humanity just wars it's way across the universe.

why didn't dukat get suspicious of the fact that his daughter was replaced by a different person twice?

>>86881851
>>86881815
Pffft TMP was great you fools, roddenberry got so high and horney he wrote a movie about a robot who get some high and horny. It's dope as fuck y'all just got bad taste, I bet you though into darkness was a touching homage as well.

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>>86882308
Yeah sure.

>>86882385
>androids
they don't know how to build more
>holograms
considering the track record of the EMH they probably don't want a rebellion/mutiny on their hands every other week

>>86882164

Nah. That's a bad pic.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9gdRKYSLP20

She's 60 and has aged about as well as any human could hope to.

>>86882413
>Makes me wish for a scifi series where humanity just wars it's way across the universe.
Never seen it, but isn't that Andromeda?

>>86882202
Everything after (and even some of the stuff during) TNG was nothing but a dilution of what made star trek notable/great. A process that reached it's final form with 2trek2furious

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>"...you look around that bridge and you see the whitest fucking bridge in the history of time. It's just unbelievably white. And I just thought, we're casting this show and we have an opportunity to do anything we want, why not cast the show with actors of color?"
-J.J. Abrams on Enterprise

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>>86882459
No that wasn't Andromeda.
Andromeda was a steaming pile of shit.

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>>86882306
???

>>86882306
I'm scaroused, also crazy transvestite archer sounds like it would've been a great episode.

>>86882498
>looked at the people on the bridge
>decided there was something wrong with their races
really gets the blood flowing

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>>86882445
I like that she embraces her grey hair. I wish McFadden would do that same. It would make her sexier in my opinion.

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https://youtu.be/LleeMp9aJH8

>>86882544
Rene Auberjonois looks good

Thinking about Generations is upsetting:
>marketed as a crossover between TOS and TNG, but only Picard and Kirk meet
>only two other TOS actors showed up and they were only in it for 15 minutes
>oh uh lets just give Sulu a daughter and have Kirk mention Spock and Bones once, that's everyone, right?
>letting Guinan be a major plot point
>trilithium
>killing off Picard's family
>Data's emotion chip arc
>TNG/DS9 uniform inconsistencies
>you can't fly a ship into the Nexus or else it'll get destroyed, despite the fact that two ships got blown up earlier whose passengers mostly went into it
>Picard could choose any place and time to return to but chose to return to the very last moment he could've instead of, say, going back to before the research station blew up
>Kirk dying like he did
>shield modulation
>the klingons just standing there watching a photon torpedo come slowly at them for a minute without even trying to evade it

the only good thing was that it freed up Worf for DS9

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>>86882308
What the fuck was up with Wesley's voice?
It got more 'dorky' sounding (you know that bending and upturning of syllables deal?) as the seasons went up.
By Season 7, he had lost what small percentage of youthful charm he had in Season 1.

>Favorite Wesley Crusher moment is when he is drunk/stimulated in The Naked Now and builds a portable tractor beam and is in complete awe of picking up some medical device with it

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>>86882892
I can't stand Wesley and his ridiculously baggy sweaters.

I really, really like his mom though.

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I sat across the room from Gates McFadden in an Indian Restaurant in Vegas. It was fucking weird eating Tikki Masala and hearing Dr. Crusher talk about how she is the least expensive photo op.

I can't decide which is worse, Crusherposter or the fat Riker fetish guy(s?)

>>86882997
Cheaper than Troi or Wesley? Really?

>>86882997
I would have been really uncomfortable, especially if she sounded like she was displeased or unhappy with her typical convention arrangements. That would just break my heart honestly.

>>86883033
Dukat posters
le epic O'Brein was a mass murderer posters
faggot obsessed with Garak and Bashir

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>>86883039
Wheaton wasn't there, but I think her and Troi were the same price? I don't remember 100% because I was really high that whole con because they just legalized weed in Nevada and we went to a dispensary and bought gummies and I ate half a bag before leaving the hotel room.

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>>86883033
kek

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>>86883039
Troi's fun. She flirts, hugs, kisses and if she's really wine drunk, she'll hook up with fans.

>>86883131
>Can't even get accurate information from a Trek poster on /tv/

What fucking good are you, butthead?

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>>86883131
Dropped my trip.

>>86883102
>faggot obsessed with Garak and Bashir
kys dicks for brains

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>>86883174
Dude, I'm fucking useless and I'm probably going to kill myself before I hit 40.

>>86883033
Fat Riker is fine because at least we're getting OC out of it. Waifu-spammers are the worst of the worst since they never have anything new to offer.

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>>86883033
>>86883102
Whiny wallflower buzzkill nerds imo

>>86883180
woah, you are incredible rude today

>>86883232
>at least we're getting OC out of it

You don't get dick out of Fat Riker posting.

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>>86883224
Don't do it I saved this meme just 4u

>>86883249
So DS9 fans

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>>86883260
It's 1am and I'm at work and sober so I'm surly.

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>>86877709
>you will never collapse from exhaustion onto riker's cum soaked chest after hours of pt in the commanders personal quarters

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>>86883290
dumb twitter memes
go away

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>>86883265


WANT


EAT


But seriously, why didn't Picard's fish devolve into something else? It's not like the effect was limited to humanoids, since Spot devolved too. You never asked yourself this question before today, but now you are forced to confront this puzzler. This is now a unique experience for you, and you are free to thank me at any time.

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>>86883290

>>86883335
Atmospheric filters for the tank removed the virus.

>>86883335
>airborne disease
>why doesn't it affect this fish in a sealed bowl
???

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>>86883335
He was contained from the virus. That fishbowl apparatus is hermetically sealed, and is basically the Enterprises' black box. Either that, or it's not a real fish.

>>86883401
OR the flu virus that was causing the bullshit simply can't infect fish due to incompatible cell surface markers.

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>>86883371
Don't bring that normie Twin Peaks shit in here.

>>86883406
>>86883411
>fish tank
>air tight seal
Are you trying to kill the fish?

>>86883411
>black box fishbro
It's a holographic fish encoded with the ship's entire status history.

>>86883433
see
>>86883401
The oxifier only takes the oxygen and puts it in the water.

>>86883421
>a fish is more incompatible than a Klingon or Bolian
Really makes me think.

>>86883469
Klinks and blueboys are both mammals, fish are fish.

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>>86883464
And it's collected live with all commbadges, tricorders and internal sensors. Starfleet is a massive data mining operation orchestrated by the Vulcan High Command to serve as a meatwall against the Klingons.

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>>86883429
Why are dream clowns so cool.

>>86883498
Come on, they have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs. Bolians are not mammals.

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>>86883514
nonsense

>>86883572
Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!

>>86883514
Why don't they just use some of their ancient teachings that let them shoot mental rays and exterminate people instead

>>86883572
>mammals can't lay eggs

>>86883514
fucking knife ears

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>>86882960
Jesus, you are relentless with Bevposting.
Fuck it, here's some golden age Bev doing some tapdance pose.

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>yo janeway press this button and get high as fuck

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>>86883314
>ywn fall asleep resting your head on his chest forest or pudgy gut

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>>86883514

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>>86883683
It's really weird to me that she's as old as she is and continues to have a unique sex appeal. I really don't know what it is. I just want to pound her over and over again.

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>>86883710

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>>86883833
Lad, you need to diversify your Crusherfolio.

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>>86882892
Look what he turned into. There are plenty of child actors who are decent looking but grow into disgusting people. Genetics are a bitch.

>>86878012
>that fucking poodle hair
Holy fuck the early 90s were a dead zone. 4

>>86883870
My Crusher collection is a work in progress.

>>86883683
I can't even recognize her.

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>>86883902
Get on my level

>>86882544
Which one is Alice Cooper?

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>>86883899
Commander Shelby had great hair

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>>86883899
Did someone say 90s

>>86883953
The "I Rike This" spam was a shit idea and you should feel ashamed of it.

>>86883893
Well the problem was that he got fat. That ain't genetics.

>>86883982
She looks EXACTLY like a girl I used too throatpie but she had red hair

>>86884021
I hate it too but you have to appreciate the guy for trying.

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>>86883902
>My Crusher collection is a work in progress.
I just think if you are dedicated to such a fringe

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Anyone here ever watch I, Claudius? Picard was in good form.

>>86881561

Tasha had some attitude but she was no cunt.
Nurse Chapel was a cunt?

I don't think you know the meaning of the word 'every'

>>86883893
Actual one looks better tho, the fake one looks retarded and fake like all blond white people

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>>86884082
Shut up, Wesley.

>>86879324

Power rankings are so dumb. The true partician enjoys the franchise as a whole. Every series has had high points. Every series has had low points. As a whole they don't detract anything from the Star Trek experience.

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>>86884062
*wants to execute your child, but can't because it's illegal to execute virgins*

*rapes your child*

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>>86884021
I posted it one time and then other people started posting the thumbnail versions of it repeatedly. I never asked for this.

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>>86879324
>VOY
>TNG films
>better than ENT

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>>86884082
>fake like all blond white people
Sounds like someone's still mad at chad.

>>86884217
>implying I am not a self-hating blond white guy

>>86884244
>self-hating blond white guy
>self-hating
Anon, if this were true, you would realize this is something to cherish and that just by going to China you will be treated like Jackie Chan.
I despise self-loathing and people who are white and hate on other white traits. Really repugnant way to live your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Q6j6WoPWo

>>86884197
This, watching an early season 3 ep now and based Archer just tortured some pirate prisoner

>>86882314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8utAagjD8SE

>>86884315
This, find something better to hate yourself for

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>>86878509
>ep starts
>after intro
>guest-stars billed
>"Jeffrey Combs"
>mfw

>>86880010

Chuck?

>>86880134
why would an android smile?

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I've been slacking lately.

>>86880091

Is that from a Major Grin edit?

https://youtu.be/KwXqSVnM314

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>>86884526
This one's for you

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>"Charming fella'.."

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>>86880134
Lal a cute

>>86883598
>huge vulcan pain in the ass towards humans for three seasons
>DEUS EX MACHINA
>becomes mind-melder and original rebel revolutionary over night
what

>>86884363
mutilation LOL

>>86884593
>Neelix is a pedophile for loving Kess
>it's okay for Riker to have sexual interactions with a girl that is only some months old

Explain this you moralfags

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>>86884566
Bless. I also realized just how disorganized all my shit on my phone is. I'm a mess. Also some drunk Russian guy just offered to take me to dinner and buy me cabbage.

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This Jew was one of the best actors in TNG's guests.

He played the slimy, slick tongued Jew businessman perfectly.

>>86882879
DS9 Worf is better explained by a mysterious off screen explosion of the Enterprise D than that abortion of a movie.

>>86884716
is that the one Data killed in cold blood?

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>>86881326
frig off

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>>86884699
She's a sexbot.
An android.
Starfleet property.

>>86884699
>be Frakes directing episode
>Have Riker not appear at all
>Except in one scene to make out with Data's daughter
Based Riker indeed

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>>86884757
>is that the one Data killed in cold blood?
Data killed no one in that episode and he pre-emptively would have saved lives if he did shoot Fajo.
He also looked like a badass when he stepped out from behind the shuttlepod wearing his purple and gray onesie

>>86884701
Only if he makes you some borscht, that's some good shit

>>86884779
Is Kirk the strongest captain? I think so. Picard sure as hell wouldn't beat him in a fist fight.

>>86886044
picard is a scrawny bald loser who reads for fun while kirk was the embodiment of masculinity during TOS. basically the virgin captain and the chadmiral

>>86878012
i've never fapped so hard to a trek character before

shelby looks hot too

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>>86886141
>chadmiral
Glorious

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>>86886299
You remember this scene?
Shelby's body was fuckin' right.

>>86886515
Shelby is for hate sex, she's such a cunt. What was her problem? Why is everyone in Starfleet outside of the Enterprise-D such an asshole?

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>>86886579
>Why is everyone in Starfleet outside of the Enterprise-D such an asshole?
Envy and resentfulness for not being on the SS Betterthaneveryoneinthefleet.
Everyone else in Starfleet would show up and start talking shit about something frivolous, like Nechayev or Commander Maddox or Jellico or Sisko or...

YOU HAVE NO HONOR

>>86886579
she was pro active and had career goals, is it because she was a woman that you found her "bitchy"? also she was pissed off at riker for stagnating at a position that he could have easily moved on from freeing it up for others

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>>86886688
100% correct

>>86886811
>is it because she was a woman that you found her "bitchy"?
Well bitchy is applied to females when they act like assholes. Notice how I said all of the Starfleet officers were assholes, not just her. Stop with the sjw kneejerk.

>>86886868
the funny thing is the sjw labeling is the obvious "kneejerk" or if you will: "trigger"

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>is it because she's a woman
I have to believe that this poster is now legit or a dedicated troll because I keep seeing these posts from a person pretending to be like a feminist or an angry empowered woman at the ends of the /trek/ threads past few times.

All that said, it's because the way she goes about it is a bit out of line but you're right. Riker was "in the way" as Shelby mentioned. Michael Piller wrote the scene where Riker and Troi are in Ten Forward discussing his career and he says "what am I still doing here?". Piller wanted to quit and produce a show for the big three but stayed because he decided he really liked writing and producing Trek.

>>86882273
The Void

It's captures the feeling the entire series should've had.

>>86887277
It also plagiarizes from a previous Voyager episode, Night.

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>>86887277
>>86882273
Off the top of my head
>Latent Image
>Timeless
>Survival Instinct
>Living Witness
>Unity
>Eye of the Needle
>Scorpion
>Someone to Watch Over Me
>Raven
>Mortal Coil
>Meld
>The Killing Game

Plenty of others but the series being shit on is for people who have incredibly high standards, and if I might add, DS9 had a time of lousy episodes early on just like Voyager and picked up in season 3 (just like Voyager). It's fitting in with the crowd, although the main detractor for Voyager is the writing specifically for the characters (like Janeway or Harry or Chakotay).

So many characters had terrible evolution across the series. Janeway was practically schizophrenic, Seven was constantly learning her lessons at the end of every episode but didn't get to be human until the two-parter Unimatrix, Chakotay and Harry just drifted through the series, and really only Neelix and the EMH are given could careful progress as the series moved onward.

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>the call that saved nealix from the nekrit expanse

>>86881088
Formerly Chuck's

>>86877825
fat riker ain't bad
pretty comfy 2b_h

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>my dad told me i cant be friends with you jake, he said cause you're a nig and im a nog

what did rom mean by that?

>>86877709
http://trekkiefeminist.tumblr.com/post/60704067259/voy-4x17-retrospect

>>86882610
I crai evry tirm

>>86883335
What happened to picards fish anyway? What episode or movie did it die for real? Or is there some bullshit in the novels about it, did it even have a name?

>>86889592
>worrying about a pointless fish.
pathetic.