Night King edition
Previously on /GoT/: >>86871366
THOUGH ALL MEN DO DESPISE US
aggghh...
>>86873104
based
>>86873072
GODS I WAS STRONG
Is Maisie getting fat?
Is she letting herself go because Arya's dead?
How does Jon do it bros?
>Dany: bend the knee reeeeeeeeeeeeeee *dragon noises*
>Jon: no
>J: Give me dragon glass
>D: okay
>J: Dont burn castles down
>D: I-i wont
>D: I've grown used to you
>J: Whatever
>J: Save my ass with your beloved children in the most dangerous place on the planet
>D: o-okay
>J: You're my queen
>D: n-no plss your people might not understand
He turned her into a submissive little school girl, what gonna happen next season when she finds out he's the heir to the thrown and her nephew. Just having Jon's dick in her mouth 24/7?
The ship that was promised!
It's called making the 8
>>86873161
Haven't seen this meme in a year
MAMA
I'm doing a wine run. Is anyone thirsty?
>>86873138
I know the leaks are fake but I still hope we can see her corpse hanging in KL
it's all I ask
>>86873153
He played the "charismatic guy who knows his own responsibilities" role and it worked. Dany always needed a man to say what to do.
>>86873162
I really like this picture.
dany
>>86873178
THOSE WERE THE DAYS
Bobby/Sansa best couple
stannis
>>86873153
She'll realise her true place is as a wife and mother, not playing politics.
>>86873206
le wat a stuuupid boar xddd
WHORE WINE YOUR GRACE
>>86873153
Its called being alpha you beta bitch.
ENOUGH WITH THE ROBERT MEMES
>>86873206
c-can you get me some milk of the poppy?
>>86873178
Do you want to hear about the time I made the 8, brother?
>>86873148
>Is Maisie getting fat?
No. She may be ugly but she's not fat
>>86873178
Pity the Iron Throne isn't made of dicks, they would never have gotten Renly off of it
>>86873072
Why are the wights/white walkers/night king so fucking slow? I mean shit are the walking in circles or something?
>made him overly villainous in season 1
>made Ned as good as Jaime at swordfighting
>never mentioned how he charged and nearly killed Robb and his whole personal guard before being captured
>made him kill his cousin to escape prison
>made his loss to Brienne look like he's bad because 'muh stronk wymn'
>made him a shit swordsman with the other hand despite Barristan saying he's 'the most gifted natural swordsman he'd seen' and he would have recovered to some degree
>utterly failed to show Jaime's fighting ability while he was two-handed
>made him rape his sister on top of Joffrey's corpse
>made him ignorant about Cersei's cheating
>made him go to Dorne and be part of the worst storyline in the show so far
>made his sole mission after returning to fuck Cersei instead of reforming
>made him indifferent to Cersei's burning of the sept of Baelor
>literally never showed us what Jaime thinks
>according to the leaks, he still doesn't give up on Cersei and leaves to fight for their child
Reminder to never forgive D&D for the character assassination of Jaime Lannister.
No, this season doesn't make up for it.
>>86873178
nice 8
>>86873193
CAREFUL TOURIST
CAREFUL NOW
Qyburn
>>86873206
Lancel, Gods what asexyname
>>86873252
Nigga they literally undead
They have allllllllllllllllll the time in the worldalso they have to wait for winter
How many Night Kings could Arthur Dayne take on at once?
>>86873072
arent people supposed to never trust a greyjoy?
why are the lannisters trusting a greyjoy?
wont they fuck them in the ass and ruin everything?
not that i woulndt mind seeing cersi turned into a public anal rape slave.
she would deserve it.
Hearth, Heart and Harvest
>>86873246
yeah, but she used to have well defined abs and shit, now she's straining her jeans
>>86873240
>mfw bobbyposting is dying
>>86873278
T-thanks, Your Grace.
>>86873153
She's even wearing Stark colors
Look at her clothes when she flew North.
Grey with white trimming
Ned and Robert were lovers.
>>86873072
House Manderly can still pull this out right guys?
G-guys?
>>86873283
They are winter you fuck
>>86873234
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S EMPTY? GET THE WINE STRETCHER
>>86873225
Which days, exactly? The ones where half of Westeros fought the other half and millions died? Or before that, when the Mad King slaughtered women and babies because the voices in his head told him they deserved it? Or way before that, when dragons burned whole cities to the ground?
>>86873251
I thought Renly was the one who fucks
>>86873161
Seriously, what were they thinking when they wrote that line (or approved it if they didn't write it)?
>>86873208
Dany is not going to die in S8, anon. At least bet on Jon or Jaime.
>>86873153
Gary Stu meets Mary Sue
>>86873193
SWEET GIRL??
Can we make sweet girl into a fresh meme again?
>>86873261
that's a great shame. would have been poetry to see him kill cersei instead of submit like a wimp.
>>86873162
>mfw im the original agghhposter and i see things like this
bless you anon
>>86873306
CHEATED ON ME WITH A FISHGIRL DID YOU?
>>86873277
Based.
UNCLE WHERE ARE YOU
>>86873337
Noh.
>>86873296
>she used to have well defined abs
When?
>>86873321
Easy, boy. You might be my BOOAAARRR, but you're speaking to the King.
I really hope we get a scene with Ghost next season, but I'm also afraid that when he shows up he dies.
>>86873261
he was the best redemption arc in the entire book and the show robbed him of it for no real reason. feels good, man
Robert was a cuck
BROS!! WHAT THE FUCK????
>>86873352
So you dropped the 3 MB PNG and started using the 11 KB JPG I made for you.
Good boi.
>>86873401
bend the fucking knee you cuck
Judging by memes alone, is it safe to say that house Baratheon is the best one?
>>86873401
Literally means the exact same thing. Wut
>>86873136
*BLOCKS YOUR WINE*
I'm phoneposting so I can't put up my Manwoody flag
>>86873296
>you will never ride the subway with maisie and bully the shitskins
So is Cleganebowl officially dead?
>>86873401
HAHAHAHA. Danyfags BTFO! How will they ever recover?
>>86873368
She has at some points, but she used to be a helluva lot skinnier than she is now
>pic related, last year
So has she been laid off?
>>86873413
i'm not that guy, i simply saw the superior version you uploaded and saved it
>>86873153
This is what Jorah has been missing the whole time, he'd eat her shit if she asked and it just puts him deeper into the friendzone
How much time do you dedicate to /got/ in your day anon?
>>86873428
Yes.
>>86873261
>>made him overly villainous in season 1
That's how Jaime was presented (at first) in the books too. It's a contrast to his later chapters.
>>made Ned as good as Jaime at swordfighting
They didn't, Jaime was clearly toying with him.
>>made his loss to Brienne look like he's bad because 'muh stronk wymn'
He was chained, starved and weakened and he was right about to best her before they were interrupted.
>>made him a shit swordsman with the other hand despite Barristan saying he's 'the most gifted natural swordsman he'd seen' and he would have recovered to some degree
Not for a while
>>made him rape his sister on top of Joffrey's corpse
Bad directing that made it look like rape, and he did fuck his sister on Joff's corpse
>>literally never showed us what Jaime thinks
With thought bubbles or voice over...?
The rest is true though.
>>86873401
KINGSLAYER TURN THAT SHIT UP
>>86873378
>we didn't get a dany petting ghost scene
i don't care about jon touching drogon. ghost is cuter.
>>86873314
Never been confirmed or denied if they bring winter or just follow it
No wonder it took Gendry 3 seaons to get off that boat.
>>86873328
It's probably a GURM original.
"Her loins ached from the urgency of his love making. It was a good ache."
"Was there ever a woman with nipples so large or so responsive? He could hardly look at them without wanting to grab them, to suckle them until they were hard and wet and shiny"
"Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt".
"The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."
"The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."
"She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world."
"HER CUNT BECAME THE WORLD."
"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast."
"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."
>>86873299
>nedposting is rising instead
I'm ok with this
>>86873283
Well it' winter and they're going a whopping 12 centimeters per hour apparently
>>86873352
>>mfw im the original agghhposter and i see things like this
bless you anon for that
agghhposting always cracks me up
WHERE ARE MY /SALMON/ NIGGERS AT?
>>86873289
you can't trust a greyjoy when you're honorable and Cersei is far from it. she'll take the right steps to control him or kill him.
Jaime is the most honourable man in Westeros. Ned had his head so far up in his own arse that he couldn't understand how dishonourable his own actions were.
>fucking arya uses one of her masks and usurps the iron throne at the end
inb4 thunderous butt hurt with lots of rage
>>86873381
>>86873509
YOU GOT FAT
>>86873401
>check the playlist
>BRING ME TO LIFE
HAHAHAHAHA
>>86873438
Deader than Stannis.
And what do we say to our cell phone bill?
>>86873072
Is Theon Grayjoy a metaphor for cuckoldry? He gets worn down via torture into a shell of himself who's afraid of everything, especially women. Also he lets some Chad take his sister without fighting. Has he been cucked?
>>86873509
FUNNY MAN
>>86873509
*blocks your path*
>>86873538
>blood in the cunt
What did she mean by this?
r8 my first ps shitpost pls
>>86873401
>not a princess; I'm a Khaleesi
Reminds me of dumb white uni sluts who go around in weird pajeet clothing.
LEAKS WHEN??
>>86873072
Theory: The wight "dies" by the time they reach King's Landing. Just like in the book.
>>86873485
Well theyre heading for Winterfell so Dany might next season.
>>86873534
This is good but just remember that Jaime and Cersei are still prophetically connected to and obsessed with one another despite growing apart and that Jaime/Brienne is tumblr nonsense that will never happen
>>86873509
You're the King's WHOOORE, Lord Stark. You'll do as I command, or I'll find me a WHOORE who will.
>>86873560
No, he was never cucked and if anything was the cucker himself.
And why should he give a shit about his bitch of a sister?
>>86873472
Today I've been posting since I woke up I think, 7 hours ago.
>>86873590
saved
THE WHOOOOOOOOOOORE
IS OVER THERE
>>86873538
>>86873401
If you were making a playlist for Game of Thrones, what songs would you choose and for which characters/couples?
YOU DIED FOR A TARGARYEAN WHORE
>>86873607
I don't ship Jaime/Brienne. The image is about Jaime's redemption we never had in the show.
*twinks behind you*
hmnn I bet you have a nice cock and ass
>>86873472
I'm on holiday from university, so I browse /lit/ and /got/ for a few hours everyday
>>86873603
Really no point of coming up with theories when the scripts are out.
Aaggghhposters are the new bookpatricians, and bobbyposters are the new reddit showplebs.
Discuss.
>>86873148
>>86873296
>>86873437
bumbing the aryaposting
>>86873333
I can definitely see her dying near the end and the scene is made so that I'm supposed to feel sad for her but it will just make me happy
BREHS
>>86873651
Except they're not.
>>86873637
>i think we're alone now
for Cersei & Jaime
NO FURTHER PLOT PROGRESSION
>>86873296
>you will never have your head between Sophie's thighs
Why even live?
>>86873644
I'd fuck Loras.
>>86873626
Kingslayer! Get in here. We're telling boar stories.
>>86873353
WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE SLUTS YOU FUCKED DURING THE REBELLION
>>86873641
AAAAAAAAARRGGGGHHHHHH GREYWORM SAVE ME
>>86873654
I only read the books and I like both.
>>86873654
Argghhposters are wikifags, based Coddposters are bookfags.
>>86873675
The ones for season 7 have been accurate so far. No reason to think that it will be different for the next episode.
>>86873452
Hey! At least you can lift her up and fuck her standing.
>>86873554
>Stannis
>dead
>>86873696
>tfw would go gay for Lancel or Loras
My heart, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl76ev2GNdE
threadly reminder that jamie is love and life
>>86873654
I don't watch the show or read the books.
>>86873153
"The less we love the woman, the more we're in her favor".
>tfw you start a meme because the thought of stannis grunting in pain is hilarious
>tfw it catches on
>>86873673
Season 7's OST is already out? Anyone got torrent links?
>>86873654
AAAGGGGHH posters and Bobby posters are brothers in shitpost, your stupid pleb comment won't fracture the Baratheon house.
>>86873737
If you read the leaks they were vague and did not disclose anything except for main points.
One which is .. DUNT DUNT DUH ... the wight is never mentioned.
Because it died like in the book.
Season 8 Spoiler: They're going to knock the Night King off his Dragon far away from his army causing them to stop being animated.
>>86873206
FACELESS MEN!
KILL THE BOAR!
>>86873590
nice
>>86873751
Why would she order the mountain to kill him?
AAAHHHHHHHHH
HOT PIE, YOU MUST NOT GIVE UP ON THE GRAVY, THE GRAVY IS THE KEY TO ALL THIS, TO WIN THE GAME OF THRONES YOU MUST NOT SKIP OUT ON THE GRAVY HOTPIE, QUICKLY TELL GENDRY TO ROW SOME GRAVY
AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH DAVOS HELP ME
>>86873148
Fucking unf unf unf
>>86873778
This. Brothers in arms. Your Iron Bank divide and conquer tactics won't work on us.
>>86873614
if this had walking gif i would die laughing
>>86873805
She doesn't.
>>86873798
BOW YA SHIPS
>>86873296
She looks like shit. Sorry but there are no two ways about it. She was a cute kid but as an adult she's a fugly troll.
I mean, it fits her book character at least
>>86873498
>writing about sex means it's bad!!
When will you puritans stop embarassing this country?
>>86873772
it's literally on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf9u3jPvkkI
>>86873401
We've repelled the shipperfags from reddit through sheer shitposting alone - just a couple more days, lads
>>86873834
Why would they be discussing it in the first place?
>>86873681
How do you know you won't?
Don't let your dreams be dreams anon. Clean up your look, become a local model, then start branching out into acting locally. Start applying as a secondary actor in small local productions and prove your worth in larger and larger roles, while also looking for minor and extra roles in larger films. Build a resume until you can apply for some shitty LA tv series, go to lots of LA parties, meet famous people, and have one of them introduce you to Sophie. Then win her over (this is the easiest part) then hope she doesn't freak out when you tell her about your fetish (this is the hardest part). If she says yes, start fattening her up and making her do squats so her thighs are big again and have your head squeezed every hour of every day of every week by her chunky and expanding thighs.
I believe in you anon
>>86873673
>>86873153
Alpha genes
His dad got Lyanna to fall for him despite being engaged to a 6 and a half foot tall man and his uncle fucked Ashara and prime Cat
>tfw nobody posts mature men anymore
>>86873845
YOU TOLD ME THEY WOULDNT CROSS NED
*cums inside Lyanna*
>>86873762
>The greatest impact you'll ever have on other humanity is kickstarting a cancerous meme in a cancerous thread on a cancerous board in the most cancerous website on the normie web
Damn, anon. At least you created a meme.
>>86873869
not alot of women here anon
>>86873805
>>86873854
Because Jaime goes all muh honor on her.
>Back in the Red Keep, Cersei interrupts Jaime who was instructing soldiers about the march North. When everyone leaves, we come to realize that Cersei had lied to everyone, she says in war, promises mean nothing. She tells Jaime the monsters are real, White Walkers are real, dragons, the Dothraki – all the things they heard about when they were young, are real. She tells Jaime to let the monsters kill each other and while they all battle in the North, they’ll take back the lands that belong to them. Their child will rule Westeros. Jaime says their child won’t even be born. He says when the fight in the North is over, someone wins. If the dead win, they’ll march south and kill them all and if the living win, they’ll march south and kill them all. Cersei asks Jaime how many dragons he saw at the meeting in the dragonpit. Jaime says for all they know, Dany’s third dragon was guarding her fleet but she Cersei says no - she brought the Dothraki, the Unsullied and the dragons – she came to show her power so something clearly must have happened. The dragons are vulnerable.
>She then tells Jaime that they have the Iron Bank on their side – 20,000 men, horses, etc. Cersei then asks did Jaime really think Euron Greyjoy would turn and sail back to the Iron Islands and abandon his chance to marry the Queen? Jaime did believe it. Cersei says Euron is sailing with his fleet to Essos to ferry the Golden Company/Iron Bank back to help them win the war for Westeros. They argue since Cersei plotted without telling him but she says Jaime conspired with Tyrion without telling her. He says he pledged to ride North and he intends to keep that pledge, to which she tells him that will be considered treason. He says he doesn’t care - he’s going. He turns to walk away but the Mountain stands in his way. She tells Jaime no one walks away from her.
I'M HERE UNCLE
>>86873869
What about Stannis?
>>86873845
They're only hanging around because they think some 'hacker' from 4chan will leak the new episode and post a convenient YouTube link in the thread. Jonerys cucks are that fucking stupid.
What is their endgame?
>>86873887
I wonder if the guy who created baneposting kill himself?
>>86873657
She cannot die before taking the Iron Throne from Cersei as prophecy shows, dunno what happens after. But I see that she will survive with her child.
Jon is going to die after killing NK, that would make sense because they've always been saying "you resurrected for a reason" to Jon in season 6 and season 7. So it wouldn't surprise me if he dies after NK.
>>86873841
I need MP3s with album art and 320kbps quality and tags n shit you know
>>86873840
Writing about sex isn't inherently bad, what's bad is the squalid and ridiculous way GRRM does it
MORE BOAR YOUR GRACE ??
>>86873911
GENDRY AAAGGGGHHHH
>>86873920
Targ fucking shits, they never learn
>>86873918
Fuck you contrarianfag alot in this season has been fucking retarded but the soundtrack is pure kino
>>86873901
THEY'RE DENYING US CLEGANEBOWL?!
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS
>>86873860
poor post
>>86873939
Baneposting was an act of God.
>>86873869
Ah yes, /daddy issues/ general
>>86873973
*does her duty*
>>86873401
this is why i dont fuck with spotify. apple music >>>>>>>> shitify
>>86873153
He's a targ male. His dad ended up cucking Robert and now he is cucking Robert's house. He has the power to decide whether or not House Baratheon gets to exist
>>86873946
MYRISH SWAMP
>>86873996
reddit get out
>people whining that GoT has gotten too 'LotR' and magical
Did they miss the FUCKING DRAGONS and MAGIC over the last six seasons?
>>86874038
i'm sorry but what?
>>86874016
why does the sword have 3 dragon heads on it?
>>86873287
*Nothing personal intensifies*
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
>Rhaegar dies in a war fighting like a man for his family and his love
>Robert dies gored by a boar while on a drunken hunt
Who's the real man, now, /got/ ?
Jaime and Cersei's argument is dumb as fuck because Cersei is actually right.
>>86874058
dont be retarded anon
you know damned well that before they were woven in naturally and logically, now they're just all half-assed and michael bay
>>86873845
I was never from reddit in the first place m8. I just have a job is all so I'm not here often
>>86873920
Wrong
>>86874058
The only surreal that pisses me of is Arya and her fucking faces
How the fuck do they even work? Its retarded
AAAGGHHH PROMISE ME NED
>>86874069
jaime
>>86873673
its good but S6 soundtrack gave me goosebumps
>>86874069
Reminder that it was Lancel that killed Robert on Cersei's command
>>86874061
In the name of Renly of House Baratheon, first of his name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm. I, Brienne of Tarth, sentence you to die. Do you have any last words?
Modern day Bessie ans her tits
>gets cucked
>sperges like a beta (rancidswine.png)
>gets cucked again
>no legitimate heirs
>Eats and drinks himself to death
THE HYMEN, BOBBYYY!!!
>>86874020
Modern day King Robert of House Baratheon, First of his Name
>>86874069
KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT NED
>>86873567
For you.
>>86874133
Bessie who?
>>86873287
THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED GOT STABBED IN THE BACK BY A MANLET FROG?
>>86874098
Shadowy vagina demon baby that's never brought up or explained again outside of season two?
The not!undead undead mountain with zero explanation at all?
And did you honestly expect them to cocktease dragons for six seasons and then NOT use them when it came time for war?
Dumb ass anon, go back to huffing paint you retard.
>>86874061
The sword handles are really bad. Longclaw looks like it's got a lion at the pommel.
CUM INSIDE ME RHAEGAR
>>86873940
who cares about prophecies at this point, she was also supposed to have 3 children but is already on her 5th
>>86873901
>/tv/ is mad when Tarlys got roasted because muh honor
>/tv/ is mad when Jaime goes north because muh honor
Ayyyy
>>86874141
Similarities between Rhaegar and Bobby:
>Both at worms meat
Differences:
>Rhaegar got the girl
>Rhaegar has a legitimate heir
>Rhaegar's progeny is the best hope for mankind
what are you listening to right now, /got/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I
>>86874169
>those suits of armour in the background
Completely unwearable. They don't come in tighter around the waist where the belt is, which means the weight of the armour isn't being distributed between the shoulders and the hips. Instead, all that weight is hanging on the shoulders, which would badly damage your back over time and would make you nearly useless in a fight.
>>86874225
R&B
>>86874221
Jaime's reasoning is just a retarded D&D plot contrivance.
>>86874225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2v_57RCofM
>>86873489
Its actually to protest Japan's obscenity laws. Genitalia is always censored outside of medical books no matter the context. She went to trial for the boat and was arrested other times for making vag figurines and dressing up as an anime vag
>>86873621
>Getting your dick cut off makes you the cucker
wew lad
>>86874218
Stillborn doesnt count as having a child lol, and the 5th will never come
>>86874282
The babby with Robert wasn't stillborn.
>>86874218
Stillborn doesn't count and she lost her all 3 children.
>>86874282
it wasn't a stillborn, it died from fever
>>86874117
>I know, Ned... I know
>That bastard of yours... he's not really yours, is he?
>He's Lyanna's... and... Rhaegars
>Promise me Ned.
>Promise me you'll look after him
>>86874269
Why haven't we, the autists of /tv/, done a legit cover of this? /v/ does this sort of thing all the time. Are we just talentless hacks in comparison to a bunch of 14-year-old nintendrones?
If Jon is the prophesied hero, how is asoiaf different from lotr?
>>86874092
She can put the toilet seat down on her own
>>86874253
Why? This will disgust Jaime and push him over the edge. Everybody has already told him how horrible Cersei is, and she clearly doesn't a give shit about anybody but herself anymore.
The fact that Jaime is still with her in the first place is ridiculous in itself.
>>86874222
Ashes aren't worm meat
Rhaegar wins again
>>86874225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuVYKThjSw4
Stannis Stannis Stannis
>>86874269
>Robert fucking around with Ned's servants while Cersei watches
What a guy.
>>86874352
Lotr doesn't have a prophesied hero
>>86874352
There's no eagles.
>>86874352
it was always "the shitttier LoTR"
why didn't robert had a child with cercei?
He never fucked his wife? there are no condons there so it must be difficult to not impregnate your wife
>>86874405
Blowjobs.
>>86873138
>>86873153
>>86873159
>>86873224
>>86873229
This is why Bobbyposting is necessary. Jonerys fags are infinitely worse than Bobbyposters
>>86874352
Sam isn't a virgin in lotr
>>86874401
>There're
>>86874253
How is it retarded to choose to save the world over risking the apocalypse just so Cersei can remain queen?
>>86874405
Wrong hole.
>>86874423
t. r9K
SOON THAT PIGLET WILL SPREAD HER LEGS AND START BREEDING!
>>86874423
A necessary evil.
>>86874405
Apparently Bobby was drunk every single night for 13 years and was perfectly happy with just a BJ
>>86874405
Cersei made sure he didn't cum inside her and aborted the ones she missed
>>86874225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXT4dxCrmEI
>>86874371
>Why? This will disgust Jaime and push him over the edge
>disgusting the man willing to kill babies with trebuchets
>disgusting the man who thought until a few eps ago that they were the only ones who mattered
At this point it's contrived. If they wanted it to happen, it should've been earlier. Now it doesn't make sense because Cersei's plan makes sense. It is war for everyone, not just for Dany.
Cast the large chested Bessie for the Robert's Rebellion prequel. Now.
>>86874423
>>86874405
they did have a kid but it died
also wasn't she drinking her anti-baby potions because she didn't want bobby babbies
>>86874487
What? He raped her on the reg
>>86874405
He had to have fucked her atleast 3 times to not be a complete dumbass. But her being a frigid bitch and him having access to literally every female in the kingdom probably made him lose interest after he had "heirs"
>>86874380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J18BUtJbzuc
dat recomendation
>>86874253
Jaime is finally undoing the biggest mistake of his life and dumb Cerseifags are mad.
>>86874352
LotR didn't have a tax policy.
>>86874512
end your life
>>86874405
>"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."
>>86874504
>disgusting the man willing to kill babies with trebuchets
That was just a bluff
>>86874423
>>86874512
>>86874512
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little BOAR? I’ll have you know I was strong back then, and I’ve been involved with bessy (thank god for her), and I have over 300 stretchers. I am trained in hammer warfare and I carved his breastplate in. You are nothing to me but just another WHORE. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over via raven? careful Ned, careful now. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spoders across the narrow sea and your wine is being posioned right now so you better prepare for the storm, WHORE. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, WHORE. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stretch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my boar hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven kingdoms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little whore. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Jonarys” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whore. I will piss all over myself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, whore.
>>86874547
Aragorn taxed people fairly since he was the once true king
>>86874539
Nope. If D&D wanted it to happen organically, they should've done it a couple of seasons ago.
But D&D are retards.
>>86874558
>when you suck his dick, you win
>>86874547
neither does asoiaf.......
>>86874558
This is so cringeworthy.
>>86874423
>come to /got/
>danyposting
>bobbyposting
>check reddoot
>danyposting
>bobbyposting
People aren't kidding when they say this general is literally reddoot
Post couples done right.
>>86874547
Neither does asoiaf.
It turned out to be another shitty copy of tolkien's work in the end.
>>86874558
>women will think this is badass
Why did they add the extra kid? Was it to make Cersei more sympathetic? She's only had 3 kids in the books, which still fits with the prophesy.
>>86874558
Quotes men will never understand.
>>86874423
You're not wrong desu. Not a single shipshitter has 4chan filenames.
>>86874578
Why? It's the perfect timing, it's the end of the world.
>>86874539
If you haven't notice the "JUST" reaction to everything, pretty much, since the blowing of Sept, you didn't pay any attention.
>>86874225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJptaHqta1Q
>>86874630
It's pretty hot to me
>>86874558
I doubt medieval people knew that sperm has a million babies
>>86874616
this, you always need a catchphrase with couples
>>86873901
This would actually be a very good scene.
>>86874663
Stop speaking in memerunes.
>>86874641
>he doesn't rename his pictures
>>86874714
Jaime/Cersei scenes are always kino.
>>86874538
for youuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhgoKHikD7M&t=103s
>>86874634
It's just a clump of cells... not a kid
>>86874405
She poisoned the first one she tells Catelyn about and aborted the rest.
Shes a sick fuck, no wonder women adore her.
>>86874663
What did he mean by this?
>>86873296
Wow dem thighs on Sophie are their pics of her ass?
>>86874751
how did they abort kids back then
>>86874758
>>86874702
They thought that it had little people in it.
>>86874682
Truly the sweetest character on tv right now, so misunderstood
>>86874751
>no wonder women adore her.
Women adore Brienne and Dany, not Cersei.
I only know a handful of girls who like Cersei and are unironically all Stacys. Briennefags are, of course, landwhales.
>>86874512
Das it man.
scratches my breeding kink like nobody's business
>>86873839
what's wrong with her there?
>>86874772
Milk of the poppy
>>86874773
I'd Ramsay that
>>86874795
i have a little pregnant fetish as well
>>86874772
moon tea
>>86874796
Everything.
>>86874773
It's a shame she lost weight, it's all come off of her thighs
chubby sophie best sophie
post chubby sophie
>>86874504
>Now it doesn't make sense because Cersei's plan makes sense.
Letting The Night King kill everybody in The North, giving him 2 more dragons and no way for her to defeat him, makes sense? And if Dany wins and still has her dragons, do you think she is going to show Cersei anymore restraint?
The reason Cersei doesn't help is because she wants the throne for herself. Jaime ditching her is the only logical thing to do at that point.
>>86874616
It only seems done right because there were other episodes in between their interactions and more of them.
So it gave the illusion that a lot of time passed as they fell for each other.
But by scene they didn't spend much time together to fall in love
>>86874772
http://www.medievalists.net/2013/12/birth-control-and-abortion-in-the-middle-ages/
>>86874735
I'd watch it
>tfw no show about stannis starving around during bobbys rebellion
>>86874772
littlefingers
>>86874715
>Stop speaking in memerunes.
If you are so retarded, then leave the fucking /tv/ and fuck off to /r9k/ or similar containment board.
>>86874773
God-tier legs, desu
>>86874558
Bravo George! The American Tolkien everybody! let's post some more literary nuggets:
"Her loins ached from the urgency of his love making. It was a good ache."
"Was there ever a woman with nipples so large or so responsive? He could hardly look at them without wanting to grab them, to suckle them until they were hard and wet and shiny"
"Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt".
"The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."
"The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."
"She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world."
"HER CUNT BECAME THE WORLD."
"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast."
"Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night."
>>86874772
POW!
Right in the uterus
>>86874794
No they love Cersei, stop fagging.
>>86874836
The double chin ruined it.
>>86874830
it's the only fetish that makes any evolutionary sense...
>>86874910
I'd love to live in that parallel universe of good taste.
>>86874634
She'll have a miscarriage and blame Jaime, thus finally breaking them apart.
>>86874916
She still has the double chin
Bong genes at their finest, even being anorexic, partying and snorting coke she couldn't lose it
>>86874874
r9k is the one who uses dumb meme speak like you do u dumb faggot.
>>86874836
>>86874935
nah, there are plenty of those
>>86874935
>if it doesn't make 'evolutionary sense' then its bad
that naturalistic fallacy though
>>86874945
T.Cerseifag
>>86874916
What double chin?
>>86874880
American writers have always been shit compared to their British counterparts. Even American """""classics""""" are trash.
>>86874772
herbs
one was so popular that it is extinct since antiquity, later other herbs and shit
also jumping supposedly was used (at least to not let sperm get to the egg)
t. archaeologyfag
>>86874935
exactly what i was thinking. this prego chick on insta (@lettysetgo) is so hot to me
>>86874965
brap
>>86874993
>>86874794
Brienne is based
>>86875031
is this when she was "fat"?
>>86874735
*bends the knee*
>>86875031
the fuck is with her hair
>>86875026
fap
>>86875031
why do bongs always have moles?
>>86874794
Yara is best girl
>>86875111
Yara is barely a girl
>>86874739
>>86874946
I didn't mean in this season. I didn't make that clear. I meant in season 1. Cersei tells Catelyn about her 'first child' which had black hair, but died shortly afterwards. She tells her this when Bran has just been pushed out of the tower and it looks like he might die.
>>86875129
You just jelly she ate dat Danny pussy.
>>86874772
>back then
Do you think this show is historical, you stupid fucking cunt?
>>86874630
No. Just no. That's most definitely written by a man. Or a lesbian.
BOW YA SHITS
>>86875031
i honestly think she has top tier facial aesthetics
she kinda reminds me of ancient greek statues
>>86875161
Not gonna lie; I totally am.
>>86875111
this
How nervous do you think George is about the show's success and the audience's reaction to his ending?
He doesn't wanna be another Lost, so if the fans really love the ending it might give him the encouragement he needs to think he can really finish the books, after he finishes a donut, and takes a nap, and goes to another con, and gives us his opinion on the puppies, football and Trump, and edits some more Wild Cards, and talks about those spin-offs, and deals with Fire and Blood, and goes to another family wedding.
Hopefully the day he's done with these things will be a good writing day.
>>86875187
shes top tier
>>86873498
>"Ser Alliser Thorne walked from the room so stiffly it looked as though he had a dagger up his butt".
this line needs to be mocked more. it might be the worst of the lot. anytime the word "butt" appears it made me cringe while reading the books
>>86875187
We see you sophiefag.
Back to /hr/ to cry about Joe tapping that
>>86875223
And takes a picture of himself in a silly hat
>>86875213
LANCEL LANNISTER
WHO NAMED YOU SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER
>>86875223
I bet hes starting to regret having the tv series before he finished the books.
DnD was competent when they had original source material but now that they are going off of cliff notes its going to shit real fast
>>86875223
not much desu
how much of the future book events has been on the show?
i think cercei nuking King's Landing and hold the door
>>86875262
>lol butts
>>86873229
W E S H O U L D J O I N O U R H O U S E S
new thread?
I'M SURROUNDED BY CANISTERS
>>86873840
It's not the sex, it's the anal and scat obsessions and comparisons.
>>86874013
That's what having a generation raised by shitty single mothers will do. Grown men jerking off to the thought of boundaries and discipline.
>>86875223
He's obese and pushing 70, anon. It's clear as day that he's taking HBO's money and enjoying life instead of tapping away on his DOS computer.
>>86875305
Bran is probably going to be the means of revealing R+L = J, but then Howland Reed might actually play a part.
Daenerys will make it to Westeros. The end of ADWD is basically her hallucinating to herself telling her that she needs to get her shit sorted and get out of Essos. I think she'll either arrive in the middle or near the end of TWOW.
>>86874363
It's the other way around, she's complaining that he keeps putting it down. She has to stand or her giant dick gets wet.
>>86874013
Tywin is not Stannis
>>86874973
t. homosexual
>>86874225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO4aaiftLuA
>>86875135
Oh yeah I don't doubt she poisoned that kid.
Westeros considers you a person on your nameday so it probably dies before living long enough to be named.
>>86875565
t. kike
>>86874515
That was Aerys with his wife and only after burning people to death.
>>86875883
That's only the Wildlings and they wait till the kid is two.
>>86875414
I think that might have actually been Quaithe talking to her since she can do that with the glass candle, but yeah, Dany was never supposed to stay in Slaver's Bay and I'm hoping she heads towards Asshai at some point. That's where Valyria first received knowledge how to tame dragons after all.
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>>86876389
>>86876389
>>86876389