/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

>>86781120
Audreys dead

What about Carrie Paige?
http://twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/Beverly_Paige

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DAVID
ANSWER MY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>86781150
Then who are Billy and Tina?

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Why was Michael Gira in Mulholland Drive?

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accurately describes my feelings when I first watched the pilot

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Friendly reminder that David Lynch is the leading figure of a fascist cult, whose ultimate goal is the creation of an "Invincible Germany".
>https://vimeo.com/4201441

>>86781167
I am so glad /worstgirl/ never came back

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>>86781188

I can't believe Chris Dotson is still making these David Lynch impersonation videos/skits after all these years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efbVuMD1VeY

>>86781200
thats clearly not lynch

>>86781195
the kid looks like steve albini

>>86781195
love this scene. hahahhaa

>>86781277
Are you having a retardation

>>86781277
Watch the full video, Lynch fully supports the lunatic.

OHH OHH MY SOUL
LOSING CONTROL
WHO BUILT THIS HEART
OH MY GOD

>>86781333
retardation

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>Red appears
>romance is established with him and Shelly
>has a large gang operating near/in Twin Peaks
>drug trafficking in Twin Peaks is established
>ep 15 and nothing has come of it
Anyone else worried about this? I feel like it was supposed to go somewhere but was cut.

>>86781273
A fucking decade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmktLUEbAxg

>>86781505
Red is Mrs. Tremond's grandson

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ayo check out my soundcloud it's lit af bruh it's fire senpai

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>>86781527

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>>86778944
Sheryl is hard at work making sure you all enjoy the finale, please say something nice to her /tpg/!

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>>86781527
That actually makes perfect sense.

>>86781527
That doesn't make the existence of his character any better.

>>86781505
>>86781527
>garmonbozia trafficking in Twin Peaks is established

>>86781505
Why do people expect Twin Peaks of all shows to tie up every lose threads?

It's not like the whole drug problem of Twin Peaks has been forgotten about either, with that big scene about Steven shooting himself while stoned.

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>JUDY IS AUDREY
>BOB IS STILL WITH BOOPER
>SARAH PALMER IS POSSED BY HAWKS DOPPLEGANGER.
>TINA AND BILLY ARE VERY IMPORTANT.

>>86781527
YOOOOO that would be amazing

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Think we'll see Leland again?

>>86781505
Red is the one who wanted Dopplecoop killed. This is why Dopplecoop will return to Twin Peaks and once Red inevitably dies Shelly will realize the mistake she made (this has already been foreshadowed with her reaction to the Ed and Nadine scene) and get back with based Bobby.

>>86781654
We will.

>>86781505
Yeah, until the series is concluded it does feel as though its gonna be one of the more underdeveloped plotlines. Still, I rarely go into lynch's world expecting things to be resolved – my hope is there'll be enough loose threads to spawn a fourth season or maybe a movie (maybe? please?)

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>>86781654
please

>>86781680
Ed and Norma scene*

Judy is that woman (man) who opened the door for bad Coop.

WHY DID DOPPELCOOP NEED ALL THOSE CELL PHONES

>>86781736
Because he don't need any money

>>86781706
I loved this moment so much
I WANT MORE JERRY IN SEASON THREE REEEEEEEE

>>86781505
he established the location The Farm and he indirectly caused Richard Horne to become a fugitive while showing us something about his character

seems like enough to me

>>86781721
Judy is in Twin Peaks though. The coordinates Jeffries gave to Mr. C are the same that the FBI crew got from Ruth Davenport's arm.

>>86781764
Next episode

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how does this end tell me tell me

>>86781836
Judy is the key for ALL

>>86781842
Just wait two weeks faggot, or ask for the leaked episode descriptions on Plebbit.

Super-strength Nadine cannot be ignored any longer. We HAVE to discuss it.

>>86781836
Next episode better be 50 minutes of nothing but Jerry freaking out in the woods

I'm waiting for someone.

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>>86781842
here, if you're very impatient

>>86781910
Reminder that as seen from part 15 these leaks leave out developments like Ed and Norma's reunion.

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>Judy is someone Mr. C has met before.
>He met Tammy when he was in prison.

>>86781393
I'VE BEEN LIVING MY LIFE ON THE EDGE SLIP AND FALL IF I TAKE ONE MORE STEP THERE'S SAFETY IN NUMBERS, I GUESS BUT I'M GOING ROGUE IN THE WILD, WILD WEST

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>>86782071
YA NO HAY
YA NO HAY
ESTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLAS

>>86782126
AT NIGHT IM DRIVING IN YOUR CAR
PRETENDING THAT WE'LL LEAVE THIS TOWN
WERE WATCHING ALL THE STREETLIGHTS FADE
AND NOW YOU'RE JUST A STRANGER'S DREAM

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>>86781842
Cole is as clueless as Cooper.

Even Loki knows who it was.

>>86781527
man, listen...

>>86781706
so the doorway to bens office used to lead to a hallway, but now it leads to a secretary's room. That's some extensive rennovations.

>>86781505
legit spoilers here do not read there's a set photo of him bobby shelly and becky at the diner, so he'll probably appear soon

>>86781994
It's episode synopsises not a complete plot rundown dumbass

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/d3FClF4Mn3w

>>86782499
dumbass

>>86782126
Goddamn I'd forgotten that fucking song was like 10 minutes long.

>>86781527
damn...

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Best character coming through

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>wake up in the morning
>still not in a bed with Sheryl

Another day wasted...

Twist is the you are the dreamer who dreams the dream we're living in, and you need to wake up. Please just wake up.

>tfw albert dies

>>86782452
they already showed that part.

guys, what if.. what if.. dougie killing himself is actually the last scene of the series

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>>86782770
>SHERRIF TRUMAN, MEET ALBERT ROSENFIELD. HE WORKED WITH YOUR BROTHER HARRY ON THE LAURA PALMER CASE 25 YEARS AGO

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dead thread!

>Lynch managed to make a retard crawling across a kitchen floor to electrocute himself the most exciting television moment of 2017

BRAVO

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>>86782983
Wrapped in memes!

>>86782867
nope the set photos were in the day time

>>86781680
Why would Bobby take her back? That would make him an even bigger cuckold than he already is. I mean, Shelly basically turned his daughter into a drug fiend whore by failing to raise her in a proper family household and cheating out in the open. Shelly is a monster.

>>86782983
>ywn be Kyle Maclachlan

Kill me

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>>86782653

Want to hug!

>>86783017
what's wrong with her percolator?

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Damn, Kyle Machlachlan looks like *that*?

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>>86783199
There's still time to hit the gym and turn things around for the better.

>>86783164
>bobby
>bigger cuckold
not possible

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>>86783244

>>86781505
this, Red is /ourguy/ and he's literally only been in like 3 scenes

if he got cut that would really suck, the one scene he had with Richard was truly kino

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>>86783244
Truman > Cooper

>>86783322
What is the scientific explanation for the coin "trick"? It doesn't seem physically possible, and I was thus unable to suspend my disbelief.

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marry kill fuck

One question still bothers me.

Does Hawk hate white people?

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>>86783288
what's that between his legs?

>>86783387
a lot of his best friends are white people

>>86783376
there was no coin trick you cuck, it was just Richard hallucinating after sniffinf a line

>>86783376
richard was high

>>86781188
HAHAHA it's funny because Michael Gira is the only person in the world who wears a stetson lol.

>>86783441
That's not how nicotine works, David.

>>86783376
>I was unable to suspend my disbelief
Did you forget that you're watching a show about electricity spirits?

Also, it's pretty clear from the "trick" that Red has some sort of connection to the Lodge that gives him abilities like that. Him hitting his liver seemed like a clue to that.

>>86783376
why does there have to be a scientific explanation

why are you assuming it wasn't actually supernatural

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a sex tape that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Ben Horne never gets his mind back. (Pic is General Lee)

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HAAAAAAAAAAWK

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>>86783470
what kind of person calls a cowboy hat a stetson?

>>86783482
best plotline of 2nd half of season 2

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>>86783480
Because from the get go, everything is proven to be a metaphor. So it's either a metaphor, or there's a legit explanation. Leland was never possessed by BOB, he did everything of his own accord, and "Bob" was basically just a metaphor for the evil inside us.

>>86783386
Kill Ontkean
Fuck Kyle
Marry Sheryl

>>86783489
She was quite a bitch to most people in town back in the day.

>>86783482
>>86783528
The reason I didn't drop it. Great acting, too, rather than just going through the motions like Kyle is with Dougie this season.

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So is it ever explained how BOB works in regards to possessing other people? We know BOB wanted to possess Laura but has been raping her since she was 12, and for whatever reason didn't try to possess her until the night she died. I assume this has something to do with the angel that disappears from the painting, like the angel has been protecting her this entire time but goes away that night, leaving only the ring to protect her.

I also assume that BOB wanted to possess Laura because she's apparently this messiah of goodness, maybe with the potential to destroy BOB. Without Laura to possess, is his only motive just to keep killing and farm garmonbozia? Is Leland really still the best host for that?

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>>86783489

>>86783554
uhhhh that's wrong. have you not seen FWWM? Have you not been watching season 3? they are metaphors but they are also literal. the lodge is real. the spirits are real.

>>86782452
But isn't Becky dead considering it seemed like Steven either killed her or she killed herself, which is why he was freaking out?

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Who's gonna argue against this being the best scene in FWWM?

>>86783489
Imagine being Hawk on the phone...

>>86783554
So you haven't gotten to episode 8 of season 3 yet?

Or episode 1-4?

Or the last episode of season 2? I'd love to hear how all those things are metaphors

>>86783489
Yes, Margaret

>>86783489
>hawk *coughs*
>I have to tell yo- *coughs blood*
>*breaths heavily for a couple minutes, collapsing into her chair*
>d-david, I can't do this, stop filming
>catherine, no buts, you will speak those lines

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>>86781205

>worst

Donna > Laura > Shelly > Audrey > FWWM Donna

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>>86781910
Is Julee Cruise in part 18?
>Cooper dies

>>86783511
The same kind who call a TV show a kino?

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>HAAAAWK I'M DYING

>>86783489
why is her character appealing again?

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Shelly

>>86783597
>have you not seen FWWM
What? FWWM is even more explicit on the metaphor part than the show. It basically proves Leland was acting on his own during the diner scene, and hints at it throughout the film. I think you need to watch FWWM again.

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>>86783617
Maybe if you hadn't posted it backwards, sure.

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>>86783669
>Catherine died yesterday, David.
>Who cares, I'm done shooting, where's Kyle?

>>86783489
reminder that lynch killed her

like jack nance, she knew too much.

>>86783736
please explain how the final episode of season 2 was a metaphor

or all the lodge stuff in season 3

please explain phillip jeffries or stop shitposting

>>86783588
>rather than just going through the motions like Kyle is with Dougie this season.

"no"

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Is there a director with a greater harem?

>>86782979
i hate you because i laugh at these stupid posts every fucking time

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>>86783761
>call David Bowie i need him to dub a teapot
>he is dead David
>okay, i dont give a shit, bring me a random imitator and a fat white man to play as the naked mutilated corpse of Don S. Davis

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>>86783489
*hangs up*

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>The best part of the new season is old footage
makes you think

>>86783588
>going through the motions
wtf, dougie is the golden boy of the new series. kyle's performance exhumes warmth and innocence from every pore, despite saying less than three words at a time. I shouldn't even need to mention the fact that he's juggling 3 or even 4 distinct and fleshed-out characters

I could hardly tell Hawk was native american in the original show.

But now in the revival I can't tell him apart from Sitting Bull himself.

What happened?

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Remember the one time Hawk was relevant in the original run?

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>>86783879
>you are now realizing he's fucked each person in this picture multiple times

>>86784004
jacoby looks younger in s3 than in that pic

>>86783736
BOB is symbolic, but he is also a real entity, along with the rest of the lodge

The show does not make any sense if this is not the case

>>86783937
Who would you rather fuck in that picture, /tpg/?

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>>86783999
You're autistic then, how often do you see cops with long hair and earrings?

>>86783973
>the best part of S3 is Bowie getting dubbed over
look at this plen

so do you think they had the hobo/convenience store lore figured out 25 years ago when shooting fwwm or did they decide to make something out of nothing for this season?

>>86784107
they made everything up

originally Laura's murder was never going to be solved so

>>86782983

God damn she is so dern fine

>>86781654
It makes sense sunday or the finale

>Hawk, if I ever get lost, I hope you're the man they send to find me

You just KNOW that this will be referenced in one of the upcoming episodes.

>>86784145
originally it wasnt going to be revealed, they had it planned as to who actually did it

>>86783675
Is that from part 9 in croatia?

>>86784145
fwwm stuff was after s2, and lynch wanted to make another 2 twin peaks movies after that one

So probably a lot of the things we are seeing this season were initially planned 25 years ago

>>86783386

HARRY S TRUMAN AUTHORIZED THE BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA

WHAT DID LYNCH MEAN BY THIS

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>>86783482
>>86783528
>>86783588

>>86783763

Ok Michael

i want the bookhouse boys back

Did Laura do anal? Please respond.

>>86784405
it's him! it's your father!

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>Kyle will never take you for a ride
Why live?

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>>86784445

>>86783387
he does hate margeret
>damn whities talking to logs again

>>86781614
Trafficking or production? or both?

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>>86784379
Even Joey? And Toad?

>>86784240
>So probably a lot of the things we are seeing this season were initially planned 25 years ago
Frost didn't have anything to do with that stuff, considering he dropped out since he didn't want FWWM to be a prequel. My guess is when Frost & Lynch made up, they took each others ideas and stuck them together. Frost is more into the lore than David is.

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>>86784445

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*giggles at you*

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And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

>>86784555
yeah

If David Lynch was a chocolate bar, he'd be called David Crunch.

>>86784692
that turtleneck is cute

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This picture makes me so hard.

The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed The Log Lady's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and The Log Lady moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

I posted this yesterday, but I think it's pretty clear to me now that Audrey is in some type of insane asylum and is undergoing psychiatric therapy with Charlie, who roleplays as her "husband." She is too fucked in the head to leave, because of her coma-rape. Charlie makes a perfect match, because he is a diminutive-looking man that she can physically overpower, which allows her an illusion of strength and control, which is the opposite of what happened to her in reality. He continually tries to get her to go outside, and break the delusion, but she is unwilling or too frightened to face the real world.

Another crazy theory I saw on a random comment somewhere that Cooper shocking himself will make the series pull a Mulholland Dr. where the meth-head mom and kid eating crackers will be revealed as the "real" Janey-E and Sonny Jim, with the stuff that has happened before been some type of fantasy/delusion. I don't buy it, but my head would probably split if that were the case.

Finally, someone synced the footage of the cute Asian girl crawling and the scene with Cooper crawling towards the socket to see how they matched up. Pretty interesting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZJ__doruW4

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>>86784785
This picture makes me so hard.

The look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Laura's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and Laura moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria.

>>86784840
To add to this Audrey theory, when the group of people at the bar are talking about Billy (who I believe is the guy in the prison cell), one of them says "You had better be careful hanging around with those nutjobs," in reference to Billy. Billy is clearly insane or some type of institutionalized, and that's how Audrey "knows" Billy, because they are both at the same asylum.

>>86784693
*This one's coming from J. Edgar*

>>86784379
*makes the finger sign in your general direction*

>>86784379
The kinda just amounted to nothing. Were they Frost's idea?

>Laura's Mom has always been a "little spooky"
>Is a Mother
>The Mother/Experiment
>Is clearly possessed by some entity

Sarah/Her Possesser is The Mother/The Experiment/JUDY

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OHHHHHHHH MY SOUL
LOSING CONTROL

>>86784405
Sometimes her hands bend back.

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>>86784405
Don't talk about Laura's giant bubble butt

>>86785084
Also, she's Teapot Jeffries "I missed you in New York"

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what ever happened to this poem writing retard?

>>86785188
Hey, she's cute. Be nice. Too bad her little sister turned into a drug-addled whore though.

>>86785175
Also the Jumping man. You can see her face morphing from his face in the meeting between Jeffries and bad Coop, and you can see his nose sticking out in the scene where she takes off her face with the trucker.

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>>86782056
he didn't even know Doop's number, he wont know who he meet in prison.

2 weeks until this thread permanently dies

>>86785294
Isn't Jumping Man also the magician kid?
Motherfucker gets around.

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TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
DROP ME IN THE WATER

>>86785308
MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>86785294

>>86785383
nigger

>>86785069
idk probably
i hope they'll have a comeback sometime

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:3

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>>86785366

>>86784785

I couldn't contain myself and bust out a chuckle like a fucking psycho in the grocery line

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>>86785369

>>86785498
STOP MAKING SENSE

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>fuck off to vermont to go fishing and crack jokes while your daughter fucks around town and takes drugs

what did doc mean by this?

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>>86785492
2x CUTE Multiplier

>>86785625
>your

>>86785625
Dr. Cuck

>>86785625
Donna is in this season?

>>86785625
he had probably grown tired of his 40 year old daughter acting like a 17 year old

>>86785088
CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THE SONG REEE

>>86785705
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>86785636
>2x WHORE Multiplier
Fuck off if you even for a second forgive her character for what she did to Cooper. Her actress is no longer attractive thanks to the taint of Audrey.

>>86785693

http://twinpeaks.wikia.com/wiki/Gersten_Hayward

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>>86785188
>>86785274

WHAT HAPPENED TO DONNA

>>86785625
>Donna ends up not being his kid
>one daughter ends up a crackwhore fucking much younger men
>one daughter is a sperg writing shit poetry
where did it all go so wrong

>>86785739
Christ. Why can nobody raise kids in this goddamn town?

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>>86785734
HAHAHA

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>>86785738
Solo CUTE then?

>>86785761
She was in James' motorcycle accident, became and alien and was killed by the Men in Black.

>>86785782
Spare the rod, spoil the child.

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Did they fuck?

>>86785782

With how old he was they probably all got some form of autism

>>86785788
this was lit

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>>86785738
r00d

So which bands will you thank Lynch for discovering because of this show?

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>>86785088
the woodman that Boop asking about Jeffries have black think tripped from his mouth.
Is that just reference to music video?

>>86785894
9" nails

>>86785894
I actually hope his son and Dean Hurley make more music, the two Trouble songs were great.

Axolotl was great, though not really a fan of the rest of the album. Chromatics are good too

>>86785894
NIN

>>86785894
I don't listen to music.

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>>86785782
>>86785625
Any guesses as to what Harriet Hayward is up too now?

I wish she appeared this season. She was so quirky ;_;

>>86785946
t. /mu/

>>86785880
Loved it desu. It was perfect
>>86785894
Au Revoir Simone

>>86785894
>implying

>>86785955
dunno, maybe she's into new age stuff or writes self-help books. I imagine her to be the type.

>>86785894
otis reading.

Rosenfield And Lanterman Are Dead

>>86785894
Honestly I've found most of the bands to be indie garbage. Johnny Jewel's stuff is pretty good though and I need to look into Nine Inch Nails more.

>>86784785
Is that Windham Earle in Loglady drag?

>>86786043
>four out of five blue rose agents went missing
>two died irl

>>86781200
>>86781277
>>86781335
This video is funny, I don't understand the fascist nationalist angle for a fucking meditation cult. It's like there's never been a political leader in Germany who didn't take their lessons of public relations from Mein Kampf (since Mein Kampf).

>>86785955
who dat?

>>86785894
>no one has said pearl jam yet

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Will Gordon's cousin be back?

>>86786083
CAN'T CLIMB TO HEAVEN ON THE CROSS

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Is this what the fans wanted?

>>86781699
>maybe a movie
Not gonna happen after FWWM, it would not be worth the money to make it as it would require watching 3 seasons and 1 film in order to understand it

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>>86786107
yes

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>>86786107

Can someone post the pic showing Sarah Palmer's face behind the jumping man shot in ep 15? My friend doesn't believe me

>>86785894
i think the only one i hadn't heard of was au revoir simone and they're shit

>>86785173
Poor Laura. None of the tiny dicklet whitebois in Twin Peaks could satisfy an ass like that.

>>86786107
Yes. In fact every end credits scene should have been that.

>>86786107
i don't think i've ever smiled harder in my life when i first saw that t b h

Since we talk bands

Do well-known bands actually perform in small cities such as Twin Peaks or did they perform there just because the 90s series Twin Peaks was filmed there?

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>>86786146
You got that right

>>86781505
See you again in one year after David Nevins realizes his new subscribers are now unsubscribing

>>86786083
Vedderfags have fled /tpg/ after being summarily BTFO

>ep 18
>good coop v. evil coop face off
>good coop wins
>I guess it really was a twin peak into the human psyche
>freeze frame
>out of sand
>fade to black

Literally all artists at The Roadhouse were pleb shit.

Except for James

>>86786248
David Nevins will kill himself once he realizes how much money he lost with this crazy idea
Pretty much every producer hates Lynch

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>>86786146
THICC

>>86786248
I'm guessing Showtime will be interested in doing more TP, but I don't know if Lynch and Frost will.

>>86786154
It's not even a bad song. If you like John Lennon's solo shit it's always been a terrific tribute.

>>86786271
Oh yeah? Then what do you listen then, big guy?

>>86786271
dont be mean about sharon van etten please

>>86786107
why does he sing in such a high pitched voice

>>86786285
reminder when they gave lynch 50m for dune? ahahhahaha

>>86786301
Spin offs

>>86786248
What if they try to fill the TP void by commissioning a new wave of bold and experimental television?

>>86786143
https://m.imgur.com/GAIsv2M

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>>86786325
Worth it for this pic alone.

>>86784694
lmao

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>>86786307
>It's not even a bad song
Hey, James.

>>86786285
https://www.ft.com/content/1dd13e50-f04b-3a39-9c92-cfc64968ed7a

Stay mad

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>>86786293
yup

>>86786325
If only they'd given him final cut

>>86786356
This is an imageboard, you retarded phoneposter.

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>>86784785
>>86784901

This picture makes me so hard.

The look in xir's eye, you just KNOW they banged.

Lynch is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Denise's boipussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting xirself lubed enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine xir begging for it, with Lynch barely able to force it past the knob, and Denise moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. xir would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with xir's anus muscles clamping down on Lynch's throbbing monstrosity, xir's whole body quivering in euphoria.

>>86786401
Is this movie as terrible as the first 5 minutes are? I'll probably watch it for Sheryl/Gina/Zane, but goddamn was what I saw hokey

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>>86783627
Lmao

>>86785868

Michael fucked us all this season

Fuck you Ontkean. Fucking lazy ass leaf

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>>86783736
>babby can't grasp surrealism

>>86786469
There's certainly better sherylkino, but's its passable enough

>>86784004
Sarah Palmer somehow looks sort of attractive there, kill me

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>>86785894
The ZZ Tops. This sharp dressed man they serenade seems to be the key to everything

>>86786369
why the mesh nipple flaps?

>>86786487
No, Lynch is lazy and uninspired to give Truman a brother. It should have just been something along the lines of Truman dying in the line of duty to protect Twin Peaks from drug smugglers. This would have tied in with the Red plotline, and given motivation for the remaining characters in the Sheriff's department.

>>86781120
Why is the blu-ray so fucking red?

>>86786534
Why not?

>>86786380
i love james song tho

More disappointed than I should be that no one put the friendly reminder on the out of sand genius page.

>>86786581
but what did lynch mean by this?

>>86786487
ontkean wanted to play, but lynch never liked him (he always wanted Forster to play the part) ontkean was forced on lych by the network. now that lynch had more freedom, he told forster to come and play the part. the fact that ontkean is still alive is a miracle (lynch is known for killing former actors he worked with to protect his secrets)

>>86783736
I think you need to learn the difference between a metaphor and subtext.

BOB, MIKE and the Lodge Spirits unambiguously exist within the Twin Peaks universe. BOB being representative of "the evil that men do" is subtext. FWWM does arguably give Leland more culpability than the TV show did ("I always thought you knew it was me") and paints BOB as more of a corrupting influence than a controlling one, but at no point does it imply that BOB is just a metaphor.

>>86786551
But then we wouldn't get a scene where Coop comes looking for Truman, and instead finds his brother.
It's gonna be sad.

>>86785894
None, Lynch has terrible taste in music.

>>86786337
>"bold television"
>by JJ Abrams + D&D

Can I just have season 4 instead. Please?

>>86786623
I have no idea.
They didn't even use it in the movie.

>>86786647
>t. mealfag

>>86785894
I thought Johnny Jewel was that one until I listened to the album, it was meh

>>86786677
that photo is from no movie. it's from Lynch's private collection.

>>86786551
>Which Sheriff Truman do you mean? It might make a difference.
Nah, Lynch has always been preoccupied with doubling, especially w/r/t/ Twin Peaks. (Except this season, where it's mostly been tripling.) A second Sheriff Truman is totally in line with everything else on the show, unless you're a plotbabby who can't figure out themes.

>>86786309
https://youtu.be/nNk4d2HDre4

Kanye West in Roadhouse WHEN

What is the main message of Twin Peaks?

>>86786869
Next episode. He plays Blood on the Leaves.

>>86786869
That's not how you spell Death Grips

>>86786930
wrap your dick in plastic before you stick it in crazy

>>86786930
>Lynch
>didactic

>>86786930
Electricity and Nukes: Bad
Coffee and Cherry Pies: Good

>>86786214

Gobble gobble?

>>86786930
Good people can be corrupted by a bad environment

Men are pigs who corrupt women

>>86786930
the world isn't discovered but conciously reveals itself to those who are able to appreciate it

>>86783699
Kys

>>86786930
This is the water
and this is the well
drink full and descend
The horse is they white of the eyes
and dark within

>new ep
>hear this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3BlFZWJNA
what do?

>>86786627

>Ontkean wanted to play

Source? I heard he refused to come out of retirement

NEW

>>86787184
>>86787184
>>86787184

>>86787127
Be unsurprised since Lynch has used it like 4 times so far.

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GIVE ME YOUR JUMPING MAN RESPONSES NOW

>>86786930
The world is a seedy place filled with horrors, each one greater than the last.

Forget about it and practise transcendental meditation.

>>86786930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2tgZCabTzs

>>86786869
>Cut to the Bang Bang Bar sign
>Streetlights starts playing

would be epic

>>86787222
We were trolled badly and Lynch MASSIVELY underused one of his all-time best creations if that's all we get of Carlton Lee Russell. The shot has to be appreciated frame by frame.

>>86785188
she grew up to be the person who posts cuck ''white bois'' threads on the chins

>>86787317
based weller

>>86786869
>>86786950
>>86786957
>>86787420
ffs is there any board more reddit than /mu/?

>>86787222
We were trolled badly and Lynch MASSIVELY underused one of his all-time best creations if that's all we get of Carlton Lee Russell. The shot has to be appreciated frame by frame.

>>86787701
Chill out, he's going to appear again.

>>86781842
It ends on a cliffhanger but we get a movie in a couple years that answers some questions but raises a little more. Not like FWWM.

>>86786534
Arrakis be hot as fuck you don't want them shits to start chafing

>>86783671
>>86781205
When I first started watching I liked her a lot. Her breathy voice and overacting fit the tone/world well. Only started to dislike her once I found out what she did to Kyle and the plot and became more useless than James in S2. If she didn't become a crazy bitch that mutilated her face I would've wanted to see her back.

>>86787688
>"I think it's one of the most modern pieces and so minimal, so powerful but at the same time so beautiful. It's a great, great song"
Lynch on Blood on the Leaves. He was supposed to do the video, but couldn't think of any ideas.