/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Can we talk about Judy now?

Cooper better be back next episode.

>>86702276
sure

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Hello frienlo

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>>86702276
Yes, in this thread we'll talk about Judy.

holy shit bois rewatch the scene where beverly yells at her husband

there's a fucking picture of laura way in the back

holy shit. the clues were there this whole time.


LYNCHED
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>>86702296
reddit's dream

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>>86702276
[boiling sound]

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>>86702316
What did Frost mean by this?

>>86702339
What episode is that in?

>>86702339
post pic

WIIIIIIILLLLLLLSSSSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNN

first for Windom x Leo return in P16

>>86702370
Jumping Man is final boss

>>86702342

oh yeah how stupid of me. A character I related to and really liked, wanting him back. I'm so fucking reddit.

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>>86702416

>>86702416
you got two fucking coopers

stop complaining

>>86702416
>waaah! i want things like they used to be!!
stay in reddit

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>>86702344

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>Right out of high school. Norma and I had been together about four years. Everybody figured we get hitched. That be that. I barely knew Nadine to say hello to.
>That spring, one bad weekend, Norma ran off with Hank. I was so twisted up inside I couldn’t see straight. When I opened my eyes there was Nadine right in front of me. There was something so sweet, so helpless about her. We drove all night. Ended up in some little town in Montana, out past Great Falls, and I asked her to marry me; half jokin’, half drunk, half crazy. It was light before we found the justice of the peace. Norma, well she hadn’t even slept with Hank. The look on her face when she found out. Nadine and I, we went up to my dad’s old cabin up in Eagle Pass. Honeymoon. I was hoping maybe we’d get to talking about a divorce, annulment, something.
>But Nadine was so happy. And you know by golly ... I shot out Nadine’s eye on that honeymoon.

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>>86702296
next....episode

>>86702416
>related to Cooper

Not possible. I bet you're a Dougie and you're ashamed to see yourself onscreen.

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>TAMMY MEET FORMER FBI SPECIAL AGENT WINDOM EARLE

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NO CANDIE IN LIKE A MILLION EPISODES REEEEEEE

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>>86702276
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Wizard of Oz is one of Lynch's favorites
>It stars Judy Garland
>Garland Briggs
Briggs Is Judy

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>>86702416
reddit

>>86702339
just checked. there isn't.

there is a ceramic duck though.

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>>86702276

>>86702525
But Dougie is pure and better than any of us.

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Anyone here for this bagfag?

>>86702580
I don't.

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>>86702370
Jumping man is SARAH?

Season 1 and 2 are unwatchable after The Return.

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>>86702580
meh. he's not that good of a twink.

I'm so here for Sam though.

>>86702580
did he go home and fuck sarah palmer?

>>86702688
She ate him.

>>86702500
I thought I loved that simple silly backstory. Then I read Frost's secret history retcon and I won't go back.

I love the thought of Lynch saying "Now when he punches them it'll make a gunshot noise" like he thinks it's the raddest shit ever.

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>TAMMY MEET LEO JOHNSON

>>86702767
Either Lynch or Frost saw a kid playing with rubber hulk hands and just ran with it.

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>>86702747
Yeah she ate the sweet boipucci

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I'M JUDY

>>86699608
>>86699331
>>86698863
>>86698735
The kettle transformation is super weird. It's disorienting. But if we really think about it, it makes some sense with what we have seen of the spirits and how they travel and also with what we have observed Phillip Jefferies doing so far.

In FWWM Jeffries travels via transmission lines. He can convey himself through purest air just like a spirit. But not quite. He's not able to convert his matter in electricity/energy like the spirits are. In fact, travel through transmission seems incredibly painful for him. The way he howls after returning to Argentina and the bleeding lip he has in Philadelphia indicate that traveling through the spirit world is physically traumatic for incarnated beings.

By season three Jeffries seems to have mastered the inter dimensional realms. Bad Coop is obviously skilled in the Dugpa tricks of the trade and Jeffries demonstrates abilities that clearly surpass Coop's. The way he simply dismisses Coop from the motel room st will is evidence if this. I also note the conspicuous number 8 next to the motel room door. This corresponds with the number 7 displayed outside the elevator Jeffries emerged from in FWWM. The increase in value denotes a progression. This motel door is also a barrier that Cooper cannot cross without assistance, further demonstrating that Jeffries has attained mastery of dugpa lore.

In short, Jeffries has gained these abilities and powers over lodge metaphysics by transcending the limitations of the human body. He moves through purest air in a bodiless state now and merely employs physical objects as temporary receptacles for his disembodied presence: an electronic box, a metal cauldron, a lump of metal.

I imagine he came to this solution through a series of physical injuries that slowly wore his body down and eventually out until he finally found the will and means to simply evacuate his body once and for all.

I can't stand the absurdly long black void of nothing going of boredom that is this show. I skip through half of it without loosing anything

>>86702870
God,It's honestly fucking sad to see how redditors are so far up their own ass. Jesus Christ.

>>86702862
What's his masterplan?

>>86702887
congratulations. maybe when you grow up you can be the next Zack Snyder.

>>86702887
KYLED

>>86702903
Am I wrong?

>>86702906
Finding his way home.

>>86702765
>Then I read Frost's secret history retcon and I won't go back.
explain

>>86702903
t. brainlet

>>86702887
LOL_____

Was Sarah possessed in the last episode of season 2? She says she is in the lodge with Cooper to Major Briggs

>>86702939
youre wrong and i also have no idea why youve tricked yourself into thinking you like david lynch's films

>>86702906
liberate himself from his foot

>>86702870
The actual reason is that Bowie is dead.

>>86702970
everyone thought she was channeling BOB (who also appears to her in the pilot)

but maybe she was much more involved than that. and it increasingly seems she's 1950s girl

>>86702870
Nice theory, probably gonna be more explained in the final book

KIDZ-AH?

KIDZ-AH?

>>86702949
Nadine is a super genius or soemthing and she hid in the field where Ed was hunting and flung herself into the bullet so her left and right brain would get switched and or something

it's pretty fucking bad.

>>86703049
loved that scene.

>>86702957
It's the exact opposite. I don't fool myself into thinking I'm some intellectual avid film fan. If the person who wrote that had an ounce of actual intelligence he wouldn't waste his time on 4chan /tv/. Just another pseudo-intellectual who wasted his time writing this.

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>>86702887
Another pleb has been swept by this show's immaculate quality

>>86703075
i clapped

>>86703064
>Nadine is a super genius or soemthing
what? No. That's not at all the story.

how can you not know what happened but still say "it's pretty fucking bad." stop being a retard.

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>>86702256
Am I a pleb if I like to drink black dark roast coffee? Many coffee snobs scoff at the idea of dark roast. I wonder how Lynch takes it. Trader Joe's honestly has a good dark roast that I'm enjoying (pic related).

>>86703064
you mixed that up, she followed Ed because she was a crazy stalker, got shot on accident, Jacoby was her psychiatrist and has weird ideas about left/right brain (that's the point of the 3D glasses) and thinks losing one eye is fucking up the other side of her brain

>>86703064
wait what? I don't remember that part of the book. I just remember Ed feeling really shitty about it and forcing himself to stay with her. And Nadine pining after him.

>>86702934
leave Zaddy out of this

Can we please ban everyone talking about Laura reincarnating as Ben's waifu's daughter?

>>86703094
t. brainlet

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>>86702985
>tricked yourself

So sorry you're mad I like what you don't

did anyone notice a weird noise when Ed was talking to Nadine during the over the shoulder shot he was facing her? could swear i heard a whisper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrwVk7ywqo
Friendly reminder that the killer of Laura was revealed at the end of the international pilot.

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>Ladies and gentlemen, The Roadhouse is very proud to present Twin Peaks' very own The Sweeper!

>>86702887
I probably would if i looked at my phone every five minutes too

>>86703094
You're the one that sounds like a know-it-all though.

>>86703178
>turns volume drawing to 0

>>86703094
You sound needlessly insecure and defensive.
Confirmed brainlet who suffers from inferiority complexes, pathetic.

>>86703187
Heh...you reach my age,kid,ya learn a few things...

>>86703176
Reminder that Bob's where James was last episode

Is Big Ed a cuckold for taking Norma back after making out with the businessman in front of him?

>>86703166
i do like it but i find it really hard to believe someone such as yourself who clearly feels the need to theorize and make logical sense of things can enjoy films so antithetical to that urge

>>86703017
and lynch is the only one who can get away with it

how did shelly become so thick

>>86703239
Norma should have dump his beta ass long ago. Period.

>>86703242
wow you're so pure anon i cant believe a true poet all heart no mind an artiste very jordan peterson down with the bloody postmodernists lol

>>86703242
Not that guy who wrote the theory, it's not a solid one at all, but keep in mind The Return is much more like Lynch's films than Season 1 and 2 of Twin Peaks was.

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>>86703239
because thicc is kino

skelefags will never understand

>>86702949
In the secret history, Hawk tells a story called "the ballad of Norma and Ed." The way he tells it, it wasn't a "bad weekend" that separated Ed and Norma. Ed shipped off to Vietnam. Then Hank came into the picture and started hiding the letters Ed was writing home for Norma and eventually convinced her to give up on him.

Ed gets back and is devasted over losing Norma. One day at the gas farm, he saves Nadine from a freak accident and she falls for him. Ed, still reeling from heartbreak over Norma, gets swept up in Nadine's manic infatuation and marries her.

Soon after this Ed and Norma talk about things and realize what had happened. They both just accept the way things turned out and try to move on. But as Hawk points out, they are both miserable and belong together and someday they need to face the truth.

someone post that LYNCHED gif where he's pointing at us

what are some other great shows heavy on surrealism or coded signifiers?

I mean I love shit like Deadwood and Sopranos, but nothing like Twin Peaks makes me feel like spending weeks trying to figure out what's going on half the time

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>>86703316

>>86703328
Frasier

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>>86702870
What if Jeffries is the aura-like thing, not the smoke-spitting machine?
What if it's a rainbow body?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_body

>>86703328
There is nothing quite like it, Lunch is the master

>>86703335
gracias amigo

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I would like to take this moment to remind everyone that Dougie is much more cuter than Dale is and that he is a very good boy.

>>86702985
Does Jeffries look like Bowie in season three or not? Does he even look human anymore? His body is gone. He doesn't need it anymore. I'm not trying to self fellate by arguing about the specific significance of a fucking teapot, am I? I'm not delving into esoteric numerology bullshit about 7s and 8s, am I? I'm interpreting what I see. And I'm enjoying it. That's enough for me.

>>86703299
never heard of him and i dont think thats a 'postmodern' notion at all

>>86703302
give 1 example of a stupid mechanical theory that works consistently in any of his films

>>86703423
you're making up a story that didn't happen on screen to try and logically explain something that is fucking meant to be illogical you clown

>>86703436
There isn't. His work is heavily based on each individual audience member's interpretation.

>>86703466
Lmao, take a chill pill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnlYwt-Iljk
Looking back at this, DoppleCoop's behavior is consistent

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Why was he so sassy to cooper?

>>86703498
He doesn't seem to laugh like a maniac anymore, though.

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>>86703514
He was feeling a bit steamed that day

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>>86703498

>>86703480
if you think lynch wants you to make up theories about his films to logically quantify them you just dont fucking get it

>>86703536
He's insecure because Harry didn't laugh at his joke.

>>86703559
Enlighten me.

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>>86703547

>>86703547
CARLOS HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOUAH

>>86703466
I didn't make anything up. I merely observed the following:
1. He had a body.
2. Travelling like a spirit injured his body.
3. He doesn't have a body anymore.

>>86703584
the focus is on the emotions, not on the logic. it doesn't fucking matter how jeffries became a steamy kettle what matters is how that scene felt to watch.

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Did Lynch lynch his lynchling?

>>86703682
Yeah, I agree with you.

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>>86703553
>it struck me as funny
i-i don't get i-
>it STRUCK me
.. goddamnit doppelcooper.

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>>86703684
AAAGH

I hate to spam a Young Turks video but you REALLY need to watch this week's review of Twin Peaks from What the Flick?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lICUCgJ3LiQ

They brought in a writer who knows his shit and has created a diagram of all the patrons that have sat at the booth in the Roadhouse.

Also,

Dougie Jones appears in episode 3
Dougie Coop electrocutes himself in episode 15
3 15

>>86703684
He used to be just like BOB before he cut it off

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>>86703713
no wonder harry isn't in the return what a dunce LOL

>>86703756
>momfu Christy not there
whats the fucking point

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I'm gonna miss Dougie Jones, reply to this post if you're going to miss him too.

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>>86703756
>>86703756
Notification confirms this

Is Dougie kill

>>86703756
>that child
hahahaha yeah fuck these idiots

>>86703809
miss him too

Can we talk about Rudy?

>>86703809
Dougie is still going to be around. You guys are relying on a half-assed Russian translation.

>>86703756
Nah, I'm good.

>>86703867
Even if Coop never gets his mind back we only have 2 weeks more of Dougie

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¡AYUDÉTE!

I predict that Janey-E will ditch Dougie and move onto the BBC.

>>86703809
Love ya Dougster

>>86703885
if cooper has become an asian girl the LYNCHING will truly be at full power

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>>86702256
Wake up, Audrey. Don't fight it. Cross the THRESHOLD.

>>86703885
>My Girlfriend Has Been Switched With A Dimwitted FBI Agent But He's Actually Kind Of Cute!?

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>>86703769
Do you think Lynch was possessed by BOB when he got Sheryl Lee pregnant and got another man to raise his child?

>>86703480
>>86703682
Considering the fact that the scene with a talking kettle showed a flashback in which he wasn't a kettle, I'd say it felt pretty fucking weird.

Go ahead and belittle me, but Jeffries is a character in this story and that means he himself has motivations and desires. He left the FBI and the Blue Rose to live in the zone even though this is what he ultimately became. Some believe he spent time as a monkey.

I feel like the kettle scene is showing what it's like to "go native" in the zone. Gaining all that power and knowledge would be incredible. But there's a price. It's ultimately dehumanizing.

>>86703128
TRADER JOE'S? FUCK THAT SHIT
GEORGIA COFFEE. BREWED RICH. TASTES INCREDIBLE.
GEORGIA'S ALL AROUND
BABY WANTS TO FUCK

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>oh its you..
LOL dopplecoop btfo

>>86702276
You already talked about her

>>86703756
>he's just repeating everything reddit found
but I've already read reddit

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>>86703756
WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION

GOOGLE IT

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>>86703945
Frost was uncomfortable with police kettling of protesters during Occupy. Vindictive bastard.

>>86703945
why are you attributing agency to jeffries w/r/t his situation? what suggests that anywhere?

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Since a tree replaced the Arm and a kettle replace Jeffries, what will Lynch use to replace Donna?

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>>86704194

>>86704194
Moira Kelly

>>86704071
Everyone has agency. What? Why wouldn't Jefferies have agency like any other character. He basically refuses to tell Cooper what he wants to know about Judy. Does he not have his own reasons for that?

>>86704194
hopefully something less hideous

>>86704194
Beverly Paige.

>>86704194
DAAAAAVVVVVVIIIIIIDDDD RETURRRNN MMMYYYY CALLLSSS

>>86704267
>why wouldn't this character who in the majority of his appearances is being zapped around time and space with no apparent control over it have agency over where he ends up?

>>86704194
The Philly Phanatic

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>>86704023
Google
It.

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What if Jeffries was just sitting inside that contraption, doing smoke tricks?

Mr. C came by unannounced and Jeffries wasn't in the mood to socialize so he decided to fuck with him

>>86703809
Mr jackpots

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>>86704312

>>86703328
Haven't seen Carnivale yet but I feel like that's the shit I should be watching now while waiting for last episodes of Twin Peaks.

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>>86704194
with qt

>>86704309
But he does have control in season 3. He even banishes Bad Coop from the motel room. That's the main point I'm trying make: Jefferies has mastered the zone.

>>86704352
this, why does everyone assume jeffries IS the device. he sounded like he was talking over an intercom.

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CUTE anyone?

>>86704454
Excellent point.

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Friendly reminder

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>>86704412
Haha what would you do if you walked into your living room and saw this

>>86704430
my point is you are assuming he is a teapot by choice with no evidence, this has nothing to do with him maybe making a telephone ring

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I THINK I'M HIGH

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>>86704470
BABY WANTS TO HUG

>>86702370
Uh, he already explained it back in 2x22. No one ever talks about it.

Sarah Palmer came into the Double R, sat down with Major Briggs, and said "I'm in the black lodge with Agent Cooper" in Jumping Man's voice.

Lynch is a fucking hack, every fucking scene in the new season is an overextended mess. Watching Dougie eat pie for 5 min when that whole scene could have been done in 1 min and it would have been perfect. Then you have that scene between the two druggies that went on for forever. There are a few things done right but as a whole this season is going nowhere. Only 3 episodes are left and there Cooper is yet to be seen.

>>86704547
jumping man doesn't have a voice

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>>86704548
be


seen

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>>86704548
L(you)nched

>>86704498
Fine, I take your point. Thanks for talking about it. Beats the hell out scrolling through piles of meme-tastic shit posts about who's cute or not.

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>>86704548

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rip Dougie

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>>86704494
What does this part of the curtain mean?

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>>86704486

>>86702788
Leo Johnson would be a pair of boots.

>>86704548
you have adhd unironically

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Post hugs

>>86704658
That you have a broken brain.

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>>86704470
/ourgal/

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>>86704663

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>>86704663
What a salty little nigger lol

>>86704486
eric the midget is michael j anderson's doppleganger
or was :(

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>>86704723

>>86703029
Wasn't the Experiment right behind her mask? Did the experiment give birth to itself?

>>86704723
>>86704663
he basically became Ike The Spike

>>86704723
little Mike is pretty based it's a shame about the antisemitism. even if it turns out jews do run the world he should have kept it to himself so he could be in Season3. tp aint the same with out you little mike

>>86704723
He is right though. The new season fucking sucks and he is probably better off not being part of it.

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>>86704704

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>>86704707
>those curves

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>>86704704
More hug

>>86704770
there was no Experiment appearance. Just a smile (not Laura's - that has been debunked), the bug spike, and a rotted spiritual mound finger.

Dougie Jones.

>>86704804
Hi Mike, how's the weather down there?

>>86704548
>t. low-attention span millennial

GO WATCH RICC N MURTEE BRUH!! PICKLE RICC XD XD XD XD

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>>86704704

So is Jeffries leading the Woodsmen now? They seem pretty subservient to him.

When the Woodsmen appeared after Ray shot Evil Coop I initally thought they were helping him, being fellow Black Lodge entities, though I saw others thinking that they had removed BOB from him. Perhaps this was Jeffries's plan: Hire Ray to shoot Evil Coop, which wouldn't be enough to kill him but would present a window of opportunity where he was vulnerable and the Woodsmen could remove BOB from him for some higher purpose.

The other major actions of the Woodsmen outside of episode 8 have been to watch over/kill Matthew Lilliard and to try abducting Gordon. I don't know what motive Jeffries could have for killing Lilliard but it's easily imaginable that he would want his old partner Gordon for some reaon.

>>86704548
You lack the patience for genuine art

>>86703466
chill u fucktard

>>86703064
This is correct but portrayed in such a way as to make Frost's explanation seem ridiculous. Dr. Amp is the one projecting all this onto her in his private notes, having had her as a patient after the event. He thinks she's so smart that she chose to filter her right/left mind intake through her eyes the same way he does, only unconsciously by jumping in front of Big Ed's shotgun.

>>86703328
Green Acres

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>>86704758

>>86702296
If this were any other show I'd be saying that Cooper will obviously be back next week as that's clearly what that scene was signifying, but it's Twin Peaks, so who the fuck knows.

why couldn't lynch just have cgi'd the dead actors, like star wars did? not enough money?

>>86704923
no one fucking knows, man.

it turns out "the room above the convenience store" isn't just a room, but a motel full of rooms with its own gate switcher (similar to Naido and her multipurpose "room")

Maybe the convenience store is just a gateway for spirits where they can pass through space/time.

it's not a Lodge, after all. The Woodsmen are of the Earth. The Convenience store, or "The Dutchman", seems tied to the Earth realm.

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who /doublecute/ here?

>>86704985
That's not it at all. Did you people even read the book?

Also Frost/Lynch actually wrote the episode the book story retcons, so both are "canon" or neither are.

>>86704923
>what makes you think Jefferies commands the woodsmen or has agency if any kind?

>>86705089
Better question is why he didn't just CGI Kyle like they did in Agents of Shield where they deaged him for a flashback. It doesn't make sense for Cooper to have aged in the lodge, especially if time isn't linear in there.

>>86705089
He has basic human decency

>>86704923
I don't think Booper even knows BOB is gone. He seemed relieved to see BOB when he was in prison, as if he can only see him in reflections, and can't talk to him or feel him.

I wonder when he'll notice he's gone.

>>86705169
he was aged in the dream in the first season

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>when Sharp Dressed Man comes on

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>>86705169
>It doesn't make sense for Cooper to have aged in the lodge
except that he was already aged in the original series

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>>86705169
Fuck that noise.
Old Kyle a cute.

>>86705152
Fake Jeffries said to Mr. C over the phone "...and I will be with BOB again." So the question is, who is fake Jeffries and do the Woodsmen work for him?

>>86705226

The Roadhouse announcer seems like a fun guy to hang around.

>>86705196
My theory is that BOB fully corrupted him. This is Cooper now, even free from the influence of BOB (who went who knows where).

>>86705228
The writers seriously couldn't have planned for a show 25 years in the future at that point. What's is the exact story behind his aging in that scene?

>>86704923
I thought BOB was confirmed still in doppelcoop not removed in episode 8 but I could be wrong

>>86703064
Fuck you're stupid.

>>86705310
That would be a mind fuck.
Is Dougie actually dopplecoop, or what?

>>86705226
this is gonna sound racist but does he do toilet stewarding after he's done announcing?

whenever I go to a club the toilet steward is always black. and you never see him in the crowd during the performances, so...

>>86704923
Did they remove BOB? I saw it as them taking him, fixing Doop, and then replacing him, not taking BOB back permanently. Could be wrong though

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>>86705251
There's something really fucking weird about his face. He has this weird stroke face going on no matter which version of Cooper he's playing. I'm wondering if it's just a makeup choice because he looks totally fine in recent stuff like pic related.

>>86704848
>>86704967

It's has nothing to do with any attention span or if I lack patience, the show is slow as fuck for no reason. Lynch said this would be an 18 hour movie but instead it's nothing but sweeping the floors, pie eating, major autism in all characters etc. Frankly the only good scenes have been those of DoppelCoop but he doesn't appear that often and is missing from quite a number of episodes. At this point the show should be aiming for it's conclusion but instead we've learned almost nothing and haven't even progressed all that much from where it started. Pointless storylines are getting shoved in, pointless characters appear and die without any reason whatsoever, pointless scenes like those with the Roadhouse singers that just waste time and give nothing to the show.

Lynch has literally abandoned everything about coherent storytelling and meaningful characters in favor of "Lynching" and "artistic value". Stop sucking Lynch's dick and acnowledge that this new season is an absolute mess.

>>86705328
In the European pilot, the scene begins with the text "25 years later".

>>86705373
He's not doing a lot of smiling in this season.
We're seeing his resting bitch face most of the time.

>>86705328
>they literally had to wait twenty 25 years to make a season 3
>they could not just do a time skip and use some make up they have to wait 25 years to do it

>>86705360
if BOB really did leave and Dougie gets factory reset, then yeah there will be two *legitimate* Coopers who have the same consciousness. It was implied this episode that BadCoop has the consciousness of back when he was Good (he tells Jeffries how he remembers the day they first met)

this show is kind of impossible to predict

>>86705328
I think the point is to show Cooper having another dream 25 years in the future, not necessarily him being in the red room all that time. Look at all the medals he has on his suit.

>>86705426
Lynch had to wait until the the statute of limitations was over before he could strike again.

>>86703945
Bro, Miss Judy left an envelope at the hotel desk in Buenos Aires. It contained a ring. He touched it. It's not like he "chose" to disappear. Did Chet Desmond "choose" to disappear? Up your ass.

>>86705375
NADINED

>>86705372
huh. I thought he was removed but I just watched the scene back and they just take BOB out and just leave him exposed, then it cuts away

if he's still inside, the they took him out... just to show Ray/the camera? lol

I'm really not getting why people are so confused about the doppelganger when it's been pretty much spelled out in the most explicit way since the jail episodes.

He's the "real" Cooper in sense that he was created to be an almost perfect copy by the Lodge. It would make sense that he'd also have his memories. The only thing that separates him from the original is that 1) he's not human, and 2) he's fucking evil. Why are people overthinking this when /v/ shit weebshit like Persona does the exact same thing all the time?

>>86705375
are you just hurt that he took two of your actors and almost made them say your lines, Quentin?

>>86705375
DoppelCoop scenes aren't even in the top 5

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>>86705659
are you saying I should play Persona?

>>86705659
Because this is Lynch we're talking about here.

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>>86704612
And yet Sarah Palmer continues to exist

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>>86705375
lute

mess

>>86705375
Fuck you, (you).

>>86704809
https://youtu.be/VrUFcuagLxU

>>86705728
is she wearing the same broach from the OG series?

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Call for help

>>86705464
i interpreted it as "DoppleCoop knows everything real Cooper knows"

he recognizes Gordon and talks to him almost correctly when he's in jail

>>86705831
This is the correct answer.

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>>86703756
>don't know based jumping man

>>86705558
He may have been sent to the zone against his will but he doesn't seem to have ended up quite like Chet. So your comparison is have correct.

>>86702370
Sarah has been turned into a talisman to help with the woodsmen's doings

>>86705147
You fucking faggot. You didn't read the book clearly. I did. Loser.

Bet you're one of those fucking bitches who whines about Norma's mother. Guess what faggot. SHE HAS FAMILY. Loser.

>>86703303
I like that thiccness but i hate swollen feet like that. Ekk

Need, not want, a new scene with Chet Desmond.

>>86705891
Show me where you've obtained footage or information about the whereabouts of Chester Desmond.

>>86705950
so on top of not reading the book you're very very angry.

sounds like a call for help.

>>86705950
Jimmies' status:
Rustled.

>>86706073
Sounds like you're fucking mad that everyone else in the world was too stupid to properly parse the Parsons, leading me to break the knowledge to everyone. Stay mad, faggot. You can't fucking properly interpret what you read.

>>86706073
>call for help

>>86703867
it was completely right last time

>>86704548
be...seen

>>86706049
Help me out. Are you the guy that doesn't want speculation about what hasn't been explicitly spelled out in dialogue or otherwise made crystal clear in some kind of visual exposition?

Because Chet disappeared. He's gone. Hasn't been seen. I'm going to go ahead and assume he's dead until I hear otherwise, and I am definitely going to assume he's met a worse fate than Jeffferies.

>>86704792
>>86704804
imagine being this retarded

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Is it canon?

>>86706368
POST THE AUDIO OF THIS. NOW.

(and why hasn't anyone done this before?)

/tpg/ is one thicc bih~
(It's a good day to have a good day)
lemme~
(It's a good day to have a good day)
see that Eddie~

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>mfw Dougie accidentally kills Booper

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>>86706409
because you can't post audio files to 4chan

go listen to it from the pastebin if you want to hear Sheryl touching her secret button

>>86705375
just go watch the original two seasons again, pleb

>>86705659
>he's not human
yes he is

>he's evil
no he's not

>>86706368
>>86706409
read this recently, Bobby killed ANOTHER guy in front of laura lmao

I'm catching up on the episode and the ed/Norma scene was kino.

>>86706626
That's the one question I'd love to ask Lynch if I could ask him anything from the show. Was Bobby intended to kill two people (the one of SD and the other from FWWM)? Or was it just that his daughter used the idea in the Diary and he liked it and repeated it in FWWM?

>>86706626
Having kids changes ya like that.

>>86705375
>acnowledge that this new season is an absolute mess
Why do you retards seem to think that everyone who likes the show is lying to you or something?

>>86706690
OFFSCREEN CRIMES OF PRE-SEASON 1 BOBBY

>stole a car
>got Laura hooked on cocaine
>got Laura into prostitution
>introduced a Canadian coke cartel into Twin Peaks
>killed a Canadian drug dealer
>killed an a Police Officer, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down

etc

>>86706690

99% certain it's just one person Bobby killed, they explained it one way in the diary and another way in the movie

>>86706857
Yeah even though FWWM made me sympathize with Bobby with Laura's reactions to the fuck up shit going on, reading SD pretty much undid all of that when you realize like you said that Bobby got her into drugs and prostitution

>>86703847
underrated

>>86706857
>beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head

I'm cool with the rest but that's just stupid and Lucas-tier prequel writing.

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>>86706940
hi plebbit

>>86706940
It was Bobby's first time on heroin and it made him c-c-c-c-cuuuuraaayzzeeee

>>86706893
The only similarity though is they were both drug dealers

>>86706940
newfag

>>86706940
it's a meme you dip

>>86704647
*Faint sound of sheriff Truman "PUT IT DOUUUGGGHHNNN"*

>>86704723
>>86704758
I love this little douche.

>OK CATHERINE THIS NEXT SCENE IS VERY IMPORTANT, GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT!

>...David you know this says "I'm dying", right? Are you playing some kind of sick joke here?

>CATHERINE IT WASN'T EASY OR CHEAP TO FLY YOU OUT HERE TO FILM YOUR SCENES EARLY, SO LET'S BUCK UP AND DO OUR JOB LIKE ADULTS, OK?

>*sobbing*

>>86705328
I'll see you again in 25 years.

Meanwhile...

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Someone post russian leaks, since they've been confirmed true i want to read up and speculate.

>>86707280
>>86707280
>>86707280

>>86707282
Fuck
This is my cue to leave then
Ciao

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>>86704647
Who was Jeffries shooting at? God?

>>86707128
>she said me watching it is no different from her watching Game of Thrones and Westworld.
lmao is there supposed to be a difference? wooahh dude you're into david lynch? that's cool. i'm also into the avant garde.

>>86706302
Deal with it, they both touched the ring. Only difference is we've seen what became of Jeffries.

>>86707403
The difference is that Game of Thrones and Westworld are generic garbage.

>>86706940
Kek

Anyone have a working link for episode 15?

>>86707455
you're not better than your sister because of your choice of media consumption, hipster numale pseud

>>86707578
Never said I was. I said "I was gonna ask you how you still watch Game of Thrones, but you watch Westworld' and she got mad at me.

Westworld is so bland and baldy written.

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>I need to see Phillip Jeffries
>oh shit it's finally going to happen, Bowie filmed something
>he's a tea kettle

Is this what getting Lynched feels like?

>>86703945
we have to film bowies scene next.
shame he died.
can we get away with a cardboard cut out?

LOOK BACK IN ANGER
DRIVEN BY THE NIGHT
TIL YOU COME

>>86704723
holy shit this midget is woke af

>>86702256
Why would Audrey marry this manlet?

>>86708284
hung like a horse

>>86702543
Don't worry. Candie is actually new Laura.

>>86709223
That would be a pain comparable to the first time you watch FWWM.