Remember 4:30 edition.
https://pastebin.com/mbWD9SK8
Meanwhile >>86682463
first for chet
Friendly reminder that Jumping Gal is the evolved form of the Jumping Man. Jumping Gal even made a video where she gets naked for you on stage, while Jumping Man has done nothing except jump up and down on a box. (Pic related is Jumping Gal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWzYDh4WCkw
>Cooper: This is all new to you, isn't it?
>Annie: I feel constantly amazed, stunned. Music and people, the way they talk and laugh, and the way some of them are so clearly in love. It's like a foreign language to me. I know just enough of the words to realize how little I understand.
>Cooper: Man, I would love to see the world through your eyes.
Reminder Cooper got to experience the world through Annie's eyes as Dougie.
SAM STANLEY
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At a time like this, curiously, you begin to think of the things regret or the things you might miss. I would like, in general, to treat people with much more care and respect. I would like to climb a tall hill - not too tall - sit in the cool grass - not too cool - and feel the sun on my face. I wish I could have cracked the Lindbergh kidnapping case. I would very much like to make love to a beautiful woman who I had genuine affection for. And, of course, it goes without saying that I would like to visit Tibet. I wish they could get their country back and the Dalai Lama could return. Oh, I would like that very much. All in all, a very interesting experience.
>frank truman looking at pictures of fish on google images
what did lynch mean by this
>stays with dougie even after he cheated and missed his sons birthday
>makes dougie chocolate cakes and sandwiches
>gets dougie dressed every morning
>takes dougie to work every morning
>btfo shitty criminals who dougie owed money to
>protects dougie from the fuscos boys
>hot steamy sex
>brings home tons of money
>goes to work every morning
>comes home every day to hang with son
>uncovers a huge insurance scam and gets in good graces with his boss to keep his job
>protects janey from a midget with a gun
>becomes friends with people trying to kill him
>bring home a fancy new car and gym set for sonny
name a more perfect couple, i'll wait.
>>86686574
DELETE THIS
>>86686573
Either an allegory for CUTEposting or making pic related canon
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
Shit, I was gonna ask something but I forgot what it was.
>>86686574
DELETE THIS
>>86686545
Pottery.
>>86686622
Cooper got his mind back in episode 15, as the good vedder's song correctly predicted
>>86686622
>yfw pic actually was evil Cooper
>>86686601
This couple
>>86686601
We went over this.
>>86686658
>Phillip Jeffries
>is a pot
TRUE POTtery
>>86686622
PIC OF EVIL COOPER
WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUT JUDY OR TUNA???????
>>86686665
You'll see...
Anyone else comfy today ?
>>86686742
Wanna suck his dirty toes haha just for laughs...
>>86686709
Reminder that when Jeffries attended the meeting, he was releasing the stream.
A cute
>The stars turn and a time presents itself.
>>86686742
Got a tight hug from a short-haired qt and then came home to a good episode so all is good
Jeffries seemed pretty unhappy to have to talk about Judy. You could say he was almost boiling with anger.
hey wait if the log lady died does that mean the scene of hawk in the forest wasn't a flash forward? what was he doing there? was he just looking there because he knows that's where cooper entered the lodge?
anyone got an idea what does the electric box do exactly?
>>86686794
>Goodnight, Margaret.
>Goodbye, Margaret.
;-;
Just finished ep 15. Went outside to watch the eclipse and all the light filtering through the leaves are projecting the eclipse.
>>86686629
SENSATIONAL
>>86686822
That was earlier, I think. I think something just happened to lead him there, and he saw the lodge, but Margaret had told him a time would present itself for that.
>>86686807
Yeah, he was pretty steamed
>>86686924
LYNCHED
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D
kid-ZUH? KID-ZZZUH?
>>86686742
COumfE
so was that 15 to 17 episode preview right?
Anyone got the image?
>>86686574
>Cooper and Cooper's doppelganger are still referred to as separate beings
This confirms that didn't fuse into a single entity when DougieCoop electrocuted himself.
>>86687068
Do what now?
>>86686545
is annie even human?
What's Audrey's problem? Charlie is a swell guy. She should have put on her fucking coat.
>>86686780
She's probably realizing how much of a whore she is and that things won't be the same for her
>>86686780
still would mädchen
>>86687131
audrey represents the confused and crazed part of her mind and charlie represents a cool and rational response to the situation. her mind is fighting itself
>>86686617
hot damn, how much would a rig like that cost?
Findom Earle
>>86687131
She's roleplaying out her problems and the bald midget is actually Billy helping her to confront her husband about cheating on him.
>>86687229
isn't findom about buying things?
>>86687208
It's not the rig, it's the desk and the monitor.
>>86687068
It was right about Part 15 so yes.
>>86686526
S-Sarah?
>>86687338
DOgi eJOens
>the meeting which Jeffries refers to in FWWM is his meeting with Mr C in S3
>explains his distrust of cooper in 1989 and his confusion regarding the passage of time and the length of his disappearance
We're not gonna talk about Judy because we've ALREADY talked about Judy.
>>86686794
wasn't it kind of morbid to make her act out her death on TV when she was dying for real? wew lad
>>86687229
Anon that's femdom earle
Findom earle is the one with the paypigs
>>86687445
>>86687490
>anon posts about how the show is fake some weeks ago
>then this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qny5moTfB9Q
>>86687490
It's art, anon. It imitates life and life imitates it.
>>86687541
Oh my fucking god
>>86687490
She kept the original log in cold storage for like 26 years dude, Twin Peaks was basically her life. She wouldn't have done it if she didn't want to, and it was clearly written and filmed in a way that was respectful to her. ngl I got pretty emotional
This is the most mindfuck season solely because it made me enjoy Jim Belushi
>>86687541
kek
>>86687338
What the fuck is this really her?
>>86687541
>>86687650
Have been waiting for this may may desu
>>86687490
Think of it as a giant in memoriam to her. I bet Bowie and Ferrer would have appreciated something like that for their characters.
>>86687675
>implying Ferrer doesn't get one later
post Jeffries/teapot pics pls
>>86687675
>implying we didn't just see Bowie's
>>86687775
>>86687718
>Ben, this isn't funny anymore
>>86687795
He got dubbed over by some literal who and replaced visually with a teapot
>>86687675
The credits actually said "In Memoriam: Margaret Lanterman," instead of Catherine Coulson
>>86687877
That's because Catherine Coulson literally was the log lady
>>86687847
Really wish we had Kurtwood Smith in the original run. He'd've been great
I feel like this was one of the plot-heaviest episodes so far.
KIDS ARE?
>>86687907
this. lynch doesnt even write lines for her. just says to ask the log
I'm up to episode 6 and it hasn't hooked me yet chaps. First 3 episodes were pretty dope but I actually feel gutted whenever there's a scene inside Twin Peaks. I don't give a fuck about any of the people there.
I kind of wish Lynch had just made something new.
what if Phillip was just behind the kettle pulling levers and typing the coordinates
>>86687933
KID-S? PLURAL? KID-S?
>>86687970
Felt very Wizard of Oz-esque
>>86687970
he is literally standing inside the kettle having a steam shower
>>86687960
Please no lewd images
Thank you
>>86687541
Beautiful
>>86687960
I jacked off to that scene so many times. Got a webm?
why did that kid on the tree kill hisself again
is it because he beat up amanda seyfreid?
>>86688134
Got a webm?
>>86688124
He was already miserable and it seems hurting/killing Becky made him do it, yeah.
>>86686722
Holy shit his hair's even worse than Frasers.
>>86686601
>Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
>Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
>Into the blue again after the money's gone
>Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Sheryl Lee was in the end credits. Where the fuck was Laura in that episode? Did I miss something?
>>86688224
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE
>>86688241
everywhere
>>86688028
>>86688241
Sheryl Lee is in the credits of every episode, like Kyle MacLachlan.
>>86688241
in my heart
Post your face when the Log Lady said goodbye
>>86688241
She gets credited every episode for her face in the opening credits.
>>86688241
She gets credits for being in the intro
>>86688279
Cute.
>>86688241
the opening
>>86688241
Sheryl has been in the credits of every episode because a photo of her from 25 years ago is in the intro
ending of ep. 16 leaked
>>86688270
Kyle MacLachlan actually appears in every episode though.
Doesn't anyone else think the lodge stuff is played out? When you first see it and everyone is talking backwards and in riddles it's pretty cool, but seeing it over and over with full conversations all in reverse now seems kind of unintentionally funny.
>>86688254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98AJUj-qxHI
>>86688224
>>86688241
Have you not been watching the previous 14 episodes?
>>86688309
he wasnt there last week
>>86688340
He was in the dream in Paris.
>>86688286
I had just remembered something funny and was laughing but feeling bad about it.
>>86688224
I'M A GOVERNMENT MAN
>>86688286
>>86688309
>>86688340
I was about to say that too, but then I remembered there was FWWM footage, so he has indeed been in every episode.
I did see Sonny Jim credited this episode too, I didn't see him.
>>86688286
I could feel tears well up in my eyes but nothing came out
>>86688329
>tfw you will never live in the timeline where David Byrne played Agent Cooper
>>86688401
He shouts to Janey-E after Vedderposters got btfo
>>86686912
damn this flew over my head
>>86688386
>>86688329
>>86688254
move over vedderposting. there's a new kid in town.
>>86688286
>>86688401
You can hear him shout at the end of the scene with dougie
>>86688487
recolor that suit and we'll call it a meme
Was the Ed and Norma scene kino?
>>86688526
no but it was very nice
>>86688438
>Vedderposters got btfo
>implying
Are you retarded? Dougie died, so if anything this makes anti-Vedderfags look even more pathetic
>>86688562
Anon, no lewd
>>86688489
me in the hat
BUY MY FUCKING DOG
I kinda don't want Cooper to come back. I love Dugie
>>86687146
shouldn't have trained her daughter in her whorish ways, she wouldn't be gargling up brain slushy in her shitty hovel
>>86688588
truck you
>>86688562
More Tammy when
>>86688526
I liked it, though it was implicitly antisemitic (par for the course for known neo-nazi David Lynch)
>>86688660
she has a butt
Wish /tpg/ was around during the original run. Can only imagine the shock people must've felt back in 1990/1991.
#/Judy/i;boards:all
>>86688699
/tpg/ for all intestine porpoises did exist
>>86688699
>you will never watch Fire Walk With Me and rush to /tv/
>>86688619
fucking make me, cunt
>>86688741
THIS is the one I was waiting for
I WANNA BE
SLEDGEHAMMER
>>86688741
Love those puffy twinkies.
Such a great acting in every scene, especially in this one, it really seemed like this was Cooper and not Dougie.
>>86688286
The emotions felt so genuine I was properly tearing up until i saw Truman scrolling through fish.jpg, only lynch could make me cry and laugh hysterically in the same scene
ASK HER YOURSELF
>>86688124
because sometimes the trash takes itself out
>>86688795
His face is still Dougiemode, though
>>86688795
>literally sticks a fork in an electrical socket
anon im pretty sure thats still the "total retard" character
>>86686601
Do you think she wipes his ass?
>>86688827
I'm sure he had his reasons to do that.
>>86688827
did you forgot he came out of a socket
>>86688827
He had it on good authority that there was chocolate cake in there.
>>86688795
It felt like he's in some in-between state, as he desperately tries to get his mind back
>>86688621
The absolute state of vedderfags.
>>86688885
ODigoe come in socket
>>86688827
he had to flash Dougie OS
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during part 15. It confirms Agent Cooper gets his mind back in part 15. (Pic is proof)
Listen: https://youtu.be/AYOXAhd-HQQ
>>86688827
He was like a retard who knew that he used to not be a retard and was figuring out how to revert back.
post yfw Dougie wakes up fine and goes back to work in part 16
>>86688860
Pretty sure he had his reasons to try the prongs first, huh
Carrie Page lol
>>86689060
By now I like Dougie as much as Coop.
friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that the eclipse causes cooper to get his mind back and that bonnie tyler has written a song about it but nobody cares.
>>86689088
Anon, stop with these lewd images
where was the jumping man
>>86689112
PRETTY!!
>>86689009
confirmed by episode 15. Judy was positive about this as well
>>86689116
reminder Dougiecoop is not Dougie
reminder Dougie Jones gets his mind back next episode and Cooper goes back to the lodge for another 25 years
Who the FUCK is Judy
What do you think are the odds we will end up with
>No Cooper
>No Harry
>No Bowie
Friendly reminder that Peter Gabriel recorded a song about agent Cooper/Dougie
>>86689023
Holy shit that's perfect
>>86689116
ODugEi > Cooper
>>86689208
Log Lady
>>86689216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc
>>86689208
Naido.
Friendly reminder that I recorded a song about Mark Frost and his doggo and he's the key to everything.
>>86689208
Judy = Jew Die
It's Lynch's Raja Emmanuel.
>>86689116
>>86689245
this desu, rewatching the old episodes Agent Cooper is such an arrogant narcissist. DougiE is pure
>>86689216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkyHvoX_9GU
>>86689303
It's just like Kyle MacLachlan IRL
>>86688241
Lynch gives her a check each week as pennance for all the rape
>>86689317
But in spite all my rage I am still a rat in a cage anon.
Jeffries says Judy has a place in Seattle (I found something in Seattle at Judy's.). Why the fuck would Naido have a place in Seattle.
Do you think it will be explained why the woodsmen look different in the return or is it just a retcon?
>>86689354
No time to explain.
>>86687208
>>86687208
Not that expensive if you can build it yourself. If you already have a desk and a PC the most expensive thing would be the motors
>>86689354
And Cooper (evil or otherwise) has met Judy already...oh the shit, it come out of my ass
>>86689375
they don't talk about it with outsiders
Dayyvid Lynch lol
>>86689394
Wut if Judy ist Candie??? : o
>>86689339
Where does this "David Lynch rapes Sheryl Lee" meme come from?
>>86689354
Why not? We don't know anything about her.
>>86689456
Mike J. Anderson
>>86689456
>meme
sicko
>>86686601
she would have dumped him had he not brought home the $400k
>>86689456
fucking lynch loons I swear
>>86689508
>>86689208
Is this her?
https://youtu.be/UU4PHnd7tFk
>>86687338
when was this?
enough with the memes. they aren't funny
>>86688269
>>86688028
The drug is making people in TP have black lodge experiences.
Charlie is 4chan.
Special Agent Cooper is reddit.
What was the funniest death scene and why was it andrew+pete?
>tfw you see her again after 25 years
>>86689456
She has a kid that looks like him
Her and her husband divorced right after his birth and Lynch was single at the time
He's always been obsessed with Laura
>>86689116
Twin Peaks The Return or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and love Dougie Jones
>>86689678
Her son doesn't look like Lynch at all, though
>>86689593
Fuck I've forgotten how funny that show is.
>>86689625
>>86688286
Didn't give a shit desu. Old log whore shouldn't have taken so much screen time dying.
>inb4 edgy
>>86689678
That's not funny anon.
>>86689651
almost forgot pete died to that stupid bomb shit. waste of a good character.
>>86689678
Fucking hell, Sheryl Lee's son looks identical to Richard Horne
>>86689708
>swn look at you post sex with the wild hair and cuddle you
Kill me
Any scenes from season 1/2 that would make good webm's?
>>86689778
>>86689788
Lynch is his dad 100%
>>86689786
FROSTED
>>86689788
he looks like exactly what he is: neil diamond's grandson
>>86689788
What did Lynch mean by this?
>>86689797
Every Ray Wise scene
I will miss Dougie. To think about all the retards who hated the show because Coop wasn't back from ep 1... I wonder if s3 Cooper will be as KINO as Dougei and Mr C.
>>86689116
I can't stand old Cooper anymore
>>86689778
nice bait
>>86689920
Me too, anon!
>>86689920
he will probably be heartbreaking
>>86689920
He will be, don't worry.
>And finally, of course, you’re left with Dale Cooper who’s now 25 years older and still Dale Cooper, but perhaps a little wiser. He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.”
Kyle confirmed he's going punished mode. He's probably going to be mostly quiet and mad at the 25 years he lost.
>>86688827
You really are not getting this show at all, are you?
>>86689920
you cant outkino dougie, its not possible
>>86689788
>>86689788
My question is if Lynch ever would admit the kid is his (if it actually is). Just seems weird to me she's been single after all these years, she's an attractive woman. There's something fishy.
Why does nothing happen in this show?
So is it pretty much confirmed doppelcoop is Richard's father?
>>86689718
>>86690098
yes
>>86687541
>>86690043
doing the right thing by accident is dougies MO (modus operandi)
>>86690089
Why does nothing happen in your brain?
Twin Peaks
You're sitting in the woods contemplating suicide with your redhead crack addict girlfriend and Mark Frost shows up walking his dog. What do you do?
>coopfags waiting 15 episodes for coop
>he wakes up
>hes mad as fuck and quiet
dougie bros still win
>>86690203
"Your book sucked" and proceed to blow my brains out
>>86690203
fuck her in front of frost
>tfw burst into tears during the catherine scene
That was perfect. She really is one of the most perfect people to ever live
>>86690220
>we will see Punished Coop
not even mad
>>86689641
Albert is 4chan
Diane and Tammy are Reddit
I WANNA TALK ABOUT JUDY
>>86690359
WHY DON'T YOU GO TALK TO HER YOURSELFFFFFF
>>86690335
ROADHOUSE SONG FROM 16 LEAKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
>>86690352
Reddit hates Tammy. She's the "epitome of a male gaze character" and "can't act"
>>86689791
>>86690416
It goes deeper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lWAcY9IXE
>>86690391
WHO IS JUDY?
>>86686607
I love that movie
>>86690440
this
What the fuck ever happened to donna's other sister?
>>86690391
someone should make a kettle version of this picture
Who else thought it was going to be Hank Jennings when they said the groundskeeper called Hank has a spare key in the first episode?
>>86690203
metaphor for Lynch
doing strange things and Frost disapproving him
>>86690479
You already met her
good episode?
>>86690476
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE? JUST TO SUFFER? EVERY NIGHT I CAN FEEL MY ARM, EVEN MY FINGERS. IT WON'T STOP HURTING. YOU FEEL IT TOO DON'T YOU?
>>86690416
This song was originally sung by Philip Jeffries actor David Bowie!
I'm watching the original now, is the 2017 reboot any good?
>>86690527
hes fucking dead you've been frosted
So wait is Lynch saying libertarian conspiracy theorists can make people more compassionate and caring?
>>86690592
What do you mean, i've met Judy?
>>86690335
we have seen some action by mr c and one punch lad (and dougie), so I really hope to see punished coop go full commando mode... maybe against hutch and chantal
>>86690440
hmm well they're not wrong about the can't act part
>>86690527
I did. It wouldve been cool but then he wouldve had to go and fuck with Norma
>>86690615
yes
>>86690735
>/r9k/ gets revenge on Chad
>>86690735
Whoa wtf?? There's super heroes in the reboot??? Is laura palmer still the murder victim?
>>86690464
Please stop posting these, you're giving me feels I don't need at 2pm. Thanks
>>86690735
I can't fucking believe he just brutally murdered those two guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yISNT2wUmwA
>>86690440
both correct but i still like her
>>86690776
Yeah, even after 25 years, she remains murdered.
>>86690668
People keep saying this but I don't think she's that bad. It's not like she's had to emote or say much. She's barely had anything to do.
>>86690464
>ywn kiss that tummy
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Where the fuck is Linda?
>>86689337
i beg your pardon?
>>86690815
They're still alive and he tried to hold back as much as he could.
WHO IS JUDY
what was the generals reaction to jefferies?
>>86690849
Spooky as fuck for sure but that might just be a rock formation
>>86690592
AYUDAME
>>86690498
>>86690858
She got her ass beat with a baseball bat over Kool Aid
>>86690838
>cole makes a morbid joke
>tammy goes full bobblehead mode with mouth agape
ACTING
>>86690944
>>86690849
too much similar to this
>>86690904
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
>>86690901
They were convulsing, they're gonna be absolutely braindead if they actually survive.
>>86690904
Judy Garland Briggs
Jeffries didn't refer to Judy as a she, and Briggs is someone Mr. C has met before.
>>86690735
I'm now convinced that the bleeding guy in prison got rekt by One-Punch Lad. He repeats stuff because the concusion gave him brain damage
>>86691065
>Jeffries didn't refer to Judy as a she
We're going to leave H E R out of this
>>86691065
we are gonna keep HER out of it
>>86690203
His dogger was cute, I'd pet his dog before I blow my brains out
>>86690735
the sound was great in this sequence (with the music going off at each punch) also great way of showing the aftermath
>>86691117
he meant literally, we keep her out of it because it's more correct to say he
>>86690849
literally what is this i can't see anything